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2 “Oh, no, no, Juliet! Hard, atern, fieroe looking, with flashing black eyes that make one ? quail, and a will as inflexible as father’s. They are not alike in person, but in character they i might bo father and son, or—or twin brothers; 1 he’s too old to be father a son.” “ Why—how old?” “Nearer lorty than thirty, I should say. Such a contrast to—Randal,” finishes Edith, mournfully, with a regretful glance at the ring , on her finger. ; “ And is he sorry because you don’t like him, , Edith ?” “ No, not a bit. He is as cool and uncon- ( oerned as it I were a block of wood. He doesn’t ‘ care eo long as he gets Compton Cheney.” • “But he would like you to ride and walk With him, you say?” i “ A mere matter of form, my dear. He doesn’t , want me to go; he would far rather ride with , father, or go shooting—or anything else, in fact. He does not afiect girls; he thinks ladies’ society all a bore.” . “But isn’t he—isn’t he in love with you, . then?” , “ Not he; he doesn’t know how to be in love— , it isn’t in him, and I should only hate him the more if it were.” , •‘ Oh, then it is a good thing he is not.” “ It isn t a good thing that I have to marry him, Juliet.” * “ You needn’t if you don’t want to do so.” ( “ How am I to help myself ?” “ How are you to help yourself ?” exclaims , Juliet, loftily. “ Why, say you won’t, o; eourse. J No one should force me into marrying a man I • hated. No one can force you, Edith, if you are firm in vour refusal.” . “ But’l can’t be firm,” answers the other, half { erying. "1 never could be, Juliet. Father > always says I am like my mother in that, if in nothing else. And poor Randal ” . She begins to cry in earnest when she reaches this point. , “But if I stand by you, Edith, and help , Jon ” “You can’t help mo, Juliet. When father f storms at me, and Sir Evelyn frowns, and . looks as black as a thunder-cloud, my cour- ■ ago all oozes out at my finger-ends, as the say- J ing is.” “ Why, Edith,” says the other, unable to keep , from laughing, “it is just like a story of the old ; times, a stern father and a determined lover f uniting their two wills to overcome the feeble resistance of a defenseless maiden.” “it’s all very well to langh, Juliet; but, if , you wore in my place, you wouldn’t be quite so , merry over it.” “No; I should go straight up to the pair o’ , them, and tell thorn I couldn’t and shouldn’t , and wouldn’t marry your Sir Evelyn—not if > they starved and beat me and kept me shut up in prison ally my life.” “ I believe father would do that—shut me up, !: X mean.” > “ Well, let him, then. He would soon get tired when he found you would not yield.” “But 1 tell you I should yield—l should have . to do so; I couldn’t help myself,” answers Edith, dolefully. “ And poor Bandal ” j Hora she again subsides into fret ul weeping. '• Why doesn’t Randal Blakey come forward (Ind ask uncle for you, Edith ?” “ Because I won’t let him. It would be of no . Use. and father would behave worse than ever. | How can you think of such a thing, Juliet? „ You know father as well as I do.” “ It never struck me that he was such a terri ble tyrant." >, “No; because you are his niece—not his daughter.” , “Shall I speak to him for yon, Edith ? lam not afraid of him or his nephew-or whatever a ho is—cither.” tl “Oh, no, no, Juliet I Don’t-there’s a dear 1 c If ho knew what I wanted you home for he _ ■would just send you straight back to Oak lands." n “ Then what is it you want me here for ? ’ g Juliet asks this question a little hesitatingly, a looking straight into her cousin’s face with her _ beautiful, .'earless blue eyes. “ Why, to talk to you—l always tell you every- g thing, you know—and to see it you can’t find some way out of all this,” 0 “But you say yourself, Edith, that I cannot g help you—that you must ao as they wish.” ' t “Bull can’t—l can’t! Ob, Juliet, you must j, do something—you must think ot something! t Oh, lam the most miserable girl in the world fl to-night, I do believe !” She drops back into the easy-chair amid a „ Storm ot tears. Her cousin kneels beside her. I 8 “Dear Edith, haven't I always been your a 'chum,’ as the boys say ? Didn’t I always take q your part 1 And I’m not going to desert you a now. You shan’t be married to that man if Ju- a liet St. John can prevent it.” 0 “We shall have the usual houseful at Christ- t mas, I suppose,” goes on Edith, dispir.tedly. i 8 ■“ I shall look to you for help, Juliet, in enter- i taining them all. I shan’t be equal to anything > by myself—and this miserable affair coming oft’ 8 in March.” , “ In March ?” q “ Yes; they have actually fixed the date with- r but consulting me. Isn’t it dreadful ?” The two girls sit in silence for some time, - Edith leaning back in her chair, Juliet on the t floor beside her, with one hand holding her 8 cousin’s and her blue eyes gazing at the fire, >. not sadly or absently, but with earnest thought in their depths—while the room grows darker and the firelight tuckers upon the carpet and ® furniture. J “ I have an idea,” says Juliet at last, raising 1 her face to her cousin’s; “ but it seems such a mad scheme. Still, it would be fun, though,” . * She adds, with a daring little laugh. | 1 “1 don’t care how mad it is, Juliet, if it will I ‘ servo my purpose; and, as to the fun, you must , be a clever girl to got any out of sucU a wretch- 1 ed state of things.” I “ But it would be great, glorious fun,” re- I 1 joins Juliet, with sparkling eye . “I never I ’ could have thought of such a thing mysell; I saw It acted once at a London theatre. Oh, it ; 1 would be splendid, Edie, if we could only man- ' age it I” “ What is it ? Make haste and tell me.” “ Edith, wouldn’t you like to trick this man Who is in such a hurry to marry you against 1 your will? Wouldn’t you like to lead him as 1 far as possible—and then give him the slip ?” ' “ Of course I should.” “So did that girl in the play. Let me tell you all about it. ’ A long whispered conversation follows- so ■ long that at last Juliet springs to her feet with an exclamation of astonishment as the maid’s step is heard approaching, and the little clock on the mantel-shelf chimes out the half hour in silvery tones. “ Wo shall be late for dinner, Edith, if yon don’t make haste. Well—you agree to what I have proposed ?” “ Father will be dreadful angry when he finds It out; and, as for Sir Evelyn, I dare not think of h m." “I will take it all upon myself. You will be beyond his anger, you know.” “And you had better keep out of his way as Well, Juliet. Really, between them both, I don’t know whatever will become of you. Aren’t you afraid?” “Oh, no,” laughs Juliet, merrily. “It will only be a grand joke for me—l shall be let off with a whole skin after they have expended all their wrath upon my head; and you will be happy, dear.” “It is very good of you to risk so much for tno,” returns the other, with a touch of com punction. “ I don’t know ” “Here is Drescott. My dear, we will con sider the thing settled.” CHAPTER 11. S’ HE-LOOKS LIKE A KNIGHT OF THE MIDDLE AGES” Juliet St. John is in high spirits as she dresses for dinner that evening. All her girlish vexa tions, real and imaginary, are forgotten in this plot of hors, concocted halt in sympathy with her cousin’s helpless distress, half in pure love of fun and frolic. The two cousins have to hurry down at once, for the second bell rings as Juliet pauses at Edith's door to see if she is ready. Old Colonel St. John is a most punc tual man, and expects everybody else to be as precise in his or her habits as he is himself. He glances admiringly at his niece as she sits by herself at one side of the table, and then he ; looks to the head, where his daughter presides, as fair and calm as though such things as tears were unknown to her. Juliet St. John is the orphan daughter of Colonel St. John’s second daughter, who died three months after his wife, leaving their little daughter, then a mere child, in charge of hie brother Philip, who has ever since been the careful guardian of her and of her little prop erty. which is just sufficient to keep her in com fort should she not marry. Undoubtedly, as far as perfect beauty goes, Edith carries off the palm. Her face might have served Phidias lor a model; her large blue eyes are half-vailed by snow-white lids, and her shining hair crowns with its golden glory her small, graceful head. But the smile in Juliet’s fearless eyes, the witchery of the dimples which play about her' pretty mouth, the audacity in the decided profile and chin, have long since won the heart of the stern old man, and some of the St. Johns’ many relatives say that Philip's niece comes in for a larger share of his affection than Philip’s daughter. Cer tainly Juliet’s high spirits and almost boyish •• pluck ” are far more to his taste than Edith’s weakness and languor. They are not very long over dinner. The Colonel is not one to linger unnecessarily over anything, and the girls are too full of their new scheme to have much appetite. When they leave him to his wine, instead of returning to the drawing-room as usual, to sing over duets together or to gossip by the fire, they go straight up to the long, dim gallery, where the pictured faces of bygone Lovelaces look down upon them from the walls, as if wondering nt the sight ol these modern intruders. “ There—that’s the image of Sir Evelyn I ove lace,” says Edith, pausing before a portrait, and holding a lamp close up to it. Juliet looks up, and sees the bold, dark face Of a man of thirty-five or thereabout, clad in shining armor, smd grasping his sword in one powerful mailed hand, while the other rests upon bis hip. She gazes in silence for eome minutes, taking in al) the attributes of the proud, inflexible face, the haughty Homan pro file, the dauntless eyes, the stern brow—the very pose of the head seeming to invite danger and to doty it. “You did not tell me he was handsome, Edith,” she says at last. “No ; because I don’t think ho is. You don’t call that nasty, cross-looking man handsome, I hope, Juliet “I think he is. His features are—in their dtyle—»» poriwt as “ Well, if that is yonr taste, I don’t wonde that Aubrey has no chance,” laughs Edith, who is in very good spirits to-night. Juliet returns to the study of the portrait, in wardly comparing her cousin Aubrey's fair face and sprouting whiskers with this picture of manhood in the full pride of strength and beauty. “Il your cousin is really like this portrait, he must be a handsome man," she says again. “ It is exactly lias him ; but I can't think how you can admire it. Jnst think of Randal’s beau tiful eyes and dear little mustache, and then look at that I” exclaims Edith. “ Why, Randal i is worth ten of him. But you seem to have taken a fancy to the picture, Juliet. Suppose you were to fall in love with Sir Evelyn; it 1 would make matters all straight then.” “No, it wouldn’t.” answers Juliet, laughing, I “for he wouldn’t fall in love with me. But I was not thinking about falling in love at all, Edie; I was just imagining how terribly angry such a man as that would be.” Her eyes are still fixed upon the portrait, and, seeing the efloot that it is taking upon her fearless spirit, Edith draws her away from it, 1 walking down the gallery wilh one arm round • Juliet’s waist. “Of course the real Sir Evelyn doesn't look so terrible in ordinary modern dress, ’ she says 1 coaxingly. “It is that suit ot armor which gives the portrait such a fierce appearance. 1 You won’t give up our plan, Juliet? It is so capital-and so clever of you to think of it! ; Indeed, I wouldn’t ask you to do it if I thought 1 you could come to grief over it.” “ 1 will do it, F.ditb,” answers the girl, sud- ' denly imprinting a kiss upon the other’s cheek. The next morning the two girls are up stairs together, looking over some old relics of their ' childhood, when a clatter of horse's hoofs is ' heard below. 1 “There he is!” says Edith, peeping out of I the window. And Juliet, standing beside her and looking down upon the avenue of beech-trees that leads up to the house, sees a man approaching—a man whose face is the exact counterpart ot the face in the picture-gallery—mounted upon a powerful and spirited black horse, which prances and chafes under the strong restrain- • ing hand. . “He looks like a knight of the middle ages,” 1 she says, almost fancying that she can see him in that same suit of armor, with a plume of feathers waving from his helmet, the same j strong sword grasped in his right hand and a ' shield in his left, going forth to do battle. “The Black Knight himself!” she continues, 1 half-unconsciously. ’ “The Black Knight!” repeats Edith, laugh ing. “Do you mean Richard Occur de Lion, ‘ Julie? He was fair, you remember, with yel- J low curling hair, and—well, your knight has 1 curly hair, io bo sure, but as to complexion, he J might be a Red Indian. Let us stay here 1 until he has gone—unless, indeed, he stops to luncheon.” ] But in a very few minutes a servant comes with a curt message from the colonel, desiring ' their presence down stairs. “ On, Edith, I wish we had not to go! ’ says 1 Juliet, directly they are alone again. “Sodo 1, but I don’t mind so much as I used 1 to - now.”’ “ I dread meeting him !” continues Juliet, ’ shivering. * “ Come, Julie -you are not going to turn 1 coward? Come—it isn’t as if you bad to go alone. We shall be together.” And Edith draws the unwilling girl to the 1 head of the staircase. “ No: 1 will not be a coward,” she says at last 1 resolutely, and then descends the stairs rapidly. ‘ They enter the dining-room together, and, * after a short greeting between Edith and the tall stalwart man who stands near the door, Colonel St. John introduces him to his pet 3 niece. < “ Juliet, this ts Sir Evelyn Lovelace, a kins- 1 man and near neighbor ol ours. My niece. Miss St. John, Lovelace, who makes her home with f us, but who was absent on a visit to her uncle 1 when you returned toTenham.” Juliet makes a profound curtsey, he bows s stiffly, and surveys her with a brief cold scru- I tiny, turning away almost immediately. The i ordeal is over, and she breathes a sigh ot relief, i She is allowed to stand aside from the group 1 then, and she does so, watching them with great f interest while he makes a few commonplace re- I marks to Edith, which she, alter a glance at her 1 father's stern face, answers moat civilly. “ What a pity that Edith should turn from so i goodly a suitor 1” thinks Juliet. For one minute j she takes her uncle’s part in blaming Edith as an t unreasonable girl who has no mind of her own, I but the next—when she notes the flashing eye i and inflexible mouth, and hears the stern tones < ot his voice—her heart soitens toward her cousin, while she makes up her mind afresh i that, if it lies in her power to prevent it, Edith 1 i shall not bo sacrificed to this man. t i “ft would be the death of her,” she muses— , “so weak and delicate as she is; and lam much i stronger; I can bear a groat deal—almost any thing, I expect -and, after all, Vexing him won’t < be half ao bad as vexing Uncle Phil, who loves me. an 1 has boon my best friend ever since my ] father and mother died. Oh, I don’t like that i part ot it at all —I never thought of that when 11 planned it I But it must be done; and perhaps some day uncle will forgive me, when he sees ' how happy she is with Bandal.” A week or two later Colonel St. John is con- 1 siderably startled by a request from young ! Bandal Blakey for the honor of Miss St. John s hand ia marriage. 1 “ You mean my niece, I suppose ?” says the I old soldier, gruffly, well assured in his own 1 [ mind that it ia his daughter who is the object 1 of the s’ouug man’s affections. To his utter astonishment young Blakey i simply bows in answer. ! “You mean Mbs Juliet St. John? Well, j’m May I ask if you have spoken to her, Captain Blakey ?” i “ She is perfectly aware that lam addressing | you on this subject, sir, and has signified her I willingness, subject to your approval. ’ “ The dickens she has !”—with a keen, dis satisfied glance at the young man’s face. “ Well, 1 know that your family is unimpeacha ble, and that your prospects are fairly satisfac tory ; but—in fact—l was scarcely prepared tor this. I would prefer to consult with my niece before giving you an answer.” “ But, sir, she favors my suit—she does, in- I deed, it I may say so much,” pleads the young I fellow, in a voice that sounds wonderfully ear i nest and truthful in the colonel’s ears ; but he answers sternly, in his vexation : “ I don’t know that you may, sir. Such a very young man like yourself should be slow to presume on a lady’s hasty preference. I re peat my answer—l will speak to my niece first, and let you know the result.” “It all depends upon you now, Juliet,” says Edith, a few hours later. “ Father doos not care about Randal—that is evident—though he can find nothing against him. I thought he would object to our marriage merely because he bad arranged another match for me ; but he is nearly as displeased as he would have been if Randal bad asked for me, instead ot for you. , You must cry and make a great fuss and say you can’t live without him.” “ I am not going to tell Any fibs,” replies ■ Juliet, raising her head proudly, as she leaves the room to go to the library in obedience to her uncle’s summons. Half an hour afterward, Juliet .quietly re enters the room, closes the door after her, and kneels down at her cousin’s side. “You see, I am alive, Edith,” she says ; but she does not smile as she speaks. “Well, what did he say?” inquires Edith, impatient to hear the story. “He said: ‘Juliet, I have had that young fool of a Blakey dancing round here after you.’ Encouraging, wasn’t it?” 1 “ And what did you say ?” asks Edith, breath- lessly. i “Oh, I answered meekly: ‘Have you, ■ uncle?’ and stood with my arms folded. I > could not look at him, Edith—l could not.” I “ Well ?” I “And he went on : ‘You don’t mean to tell > me you want to throw yourself away on that t baby faced boy ?’ ’ i “ What a shame! With that lovely mustache, ■ too. Well?”- > “1 answered, ■ Not if it will displease you, ■ uncle,’ Be looked very sharply at me, and * said, ‘What’s in the wind now, Juliet? You’re > | not generally so submissive.’ At that my na- > live impudence came to my aid, and I answered 8 boldly, ‘ Would you like it better if I told vou that 1 meant to throw myself away upon him. f Uncle Phil, whether it pleased you or not ?’ ” i “Oh, Juliet!” 3 “ He laughed at that, though he was vexed— s I could see it in hie eyes. • I would, if that is 3 what you really intend to do,' he replied. I ■ told him—and I meant it, Edith-that I would ■ stay with him all my life, if he wished it. He looked better pleased at that, but asked me > rather sarcastically if he were to construe it 4 into an announcement that if he did not let me 8 marry Captain Blakey I would live and die an > old maid, i construe it into whatever best 3 pleases you, I ncle Phil,’ and went up and e kissed him, because I felt so sorry, and—and— ell had never loved him so much as just then, e when he was misunderstanding me so. He e kissed me back again, and told me I should '• marry whomsoever I liked, as long as he was a J decent fellow, and there was certainly nothing ® to object to in Bandal Blakey. But the last ■ words he said were, ‘ It’s a puzzle to me how II ever the fellow has got round you.’ Heis vexed, e Edith—very much vexed !” “ Never mind, dear; it won’t be for long,” re e turns the other consolingly, trying to raise her r her cousin’s dejected spirits. “ You have a v wonderful way with father, Julie; I am sure I y ought to be jealous, but I amnot ’’—with alight b kiss upon the girl’s thoughtful brow. e “ One th ng I would have you think of,” con o tinnes Juliet, after a long silence—“ if uncle is e so angry and disappointed at the very idea of ii my marriage with Bandal, how much more so it will he be when he discovers the truth! I don’t ask you to marry Sir Evelyn, Edith, for 1 >- do not believe he could ever make you or any d girl happy hut couldn’t von give up' Bandal to please uncle ?. There are others who ” e But she is interrupted by a flood of reproach n iul tears. a “I didn't know you could be so unkind. Ju is liet,” sobs her cousin. “You might as well ask ,e me to give up my life at once ! Randal is every o thing in the world to me. 1 could not live with >- out him, or he without me. Oh, you are cruel io —cruel! And I thought you were my friend !” >r “Dear Edith,” protests Juliet, “indeed 1 didn’t mean to distress you so. I did not think s, you would mind him so much. Indeed, dear, I am very sorry.” ’t It is some time before she can soothe her I cousin’s distress, and Edith’s sobs and tears are only abated upon a solemn promise never again ir to hint at snoh a possibility. “ You see, you don’t Saovr what it is to love, NEW YORK DISPATCH, JULY 17, 1887. Juliet,” she says presently, with plaintive sweet ness. “It’s a good thing I don’t,” Juliet answers bluntly, “or 1 could not bring myself to do this thing.” “ I don’t sea why,” says her cousin, placidly. “Y’ou could marry him afterward whoever ho was—when it was all settled and done with.” “I don’t know—l don’t think I could say those words it 1 really cared for any one. lam afraid—do you really think it will be wicked to eay them, Edith?” “No, of course not,” is the reassuring an swer. “It is the merest form. And beside, you need not say half of them—or a quarter. You can mumble it all over—nobody will oare how you say it.” But Juliet’s heart is heavy that night, and for many nights after, CHAPTER HI. “ the source of joy and wok.” The time passes on—Christmas is drawing near, and Juliet’s engagement to Captain Blakey is a well-known fact in all tho various branches ol the St. John family. “Aubrey St. John is coming down for Christ mas,” says the colonel, entering the drawing room one morning toward the middle of De cember. He looks at Juliet with a twinkle in his eye, and a blush suffices the pretty face, which has lost some of its roses lately. Juliet feels that she, and rot Edith, is expected to reply, and recovering berself with an effort, she answers. “ I did not know you had asked him, uncle.” “ Didn’t you ? I have asked every member of our family, I think, for Christmas week; but they are not all coming—l did not expect it— seme have to stay at home to entertain. I am glad Aubrey is coming, though—very glad. Is that twelve o’clock ’’’—with a glance at tho mar ble timepiece, which is chiming out the hour. “ Then I must be off. 1 have an appointment ; with I oveiace at twelve.” “ I believe he wants Aubrey down hero to try to divert your affections from Randal,” laughs Edith when he has lott the room. “He knows Aubrey is awfully in love with you.” “1 am very sorry he is coming,” returns Ju liet gravely. “ Oh, I think it will be fun I” “ Dcn’t say that, Edith I I don’t want to mar ry him, but I should be sorry to hurt his feel ings nnneoesssarily. I wish uncle Phil had ta ken me out instead of going off with Sir Eve lyn, ” she continues, gazing out at the snow-cov- ' ered landscape. “ Why, it isn’t fit to go anywhere, Juliet. The snow is two leet deep in many places, they say. But it amuses me to see father going round the ' place with Sir Evelyn, planning alterations and making schemes for the inture which will never bo carried out.” “Does it?” answers the other girl wearily, leaning her head against the window-frame. “ Oh, I wish it were all over ! I wish it were , this time next year I” , “Juliet, you haven’t been like yourself lately; and really it is not my fault; it was you who , thought of it—l should never have dreamed ot , such a thing but for you.” , “I know, dear. I’m only a little low-spirited. , It will soon go off—especially when we have got a houseful of people, and all the Chrismas fun j is going on.” , And it is as she says. As the visitors as- , semble at Compton Cheney, her old gayety bo- , gins to reassert Itself—her eyes brighten, the color comes back to her cheeks, and she throws herself entirely into the enjoyment o! the pres- , ent, putting behind all doubts and disagreeable thoughts of the future. A- * * * * # * “Juliet, I wouldn’t say a word if I thought i you oared ior him, but 1 teal sure you don’t. I i don’t believe you like him even so much as you i like me.” “ Why should you think that?” inquires the girl, with a pout, trying to disengage her hands i from the young man’s earnest clasp. Juliet and Aubrey St. John are standing i alone in the silent snowy country lane, the bare i black boughs above their heads, the white bills i rising around them, while, still higher, the : winter sky darkens in the early twilight. He < looks down at her very gravely and sadly—a 1 fair-headed, grav-eyed young fellow in a knick- i boclter suit, with two pairs of skates slung over his shoulder - “Why should I think it ?” he asks, with liis wistful eyes fixed upon her face. “ I cannot tell you that, for I scarcely know myself. I don’t mean to say you act as though you do not care for him, but Well, look at Burnet St. John and Cecily. No one could doubt their love for one another. ’. “ Oh, you mean because we don’t go and sit in quiet window-seats to count the stars,” she laughs, “ nor prefer looking over scrap-books together to a good round game! I can’t help it, Aubrey; I’m not made of that sort of stuff, and it does not seem that he is either, does it ?” “ You would both feel very differently if you cared for each other.” “ 1 think it is very uncomplimentary on your part to doubt hie love for me,” she retorts, turn ing away her head to bide the smile upon her lips. “ Juliet, I cannot understand you women. The last time I was here—not lour months back —he was Edith’s devoted slave, and you and he never so much as looked at each other. Now I find him engaged to be married to you, and Edith handed over to Lovelace, who is a thou sand times too good for her.” “Too good for her! That dreadful man!” exclaims Juliet, opening her eyes wide in her astonishment. “I can’t see what there is dreadful about him. He’s the best-looking fellow I ever set eyes upon, and as brave as a lion. I can tell you, whether yon know it or not, the girls here think a great deal of him.” “ But he never thinks about them at all,” she says, laughing. “No; I suppose that’s why they admire him so much. I wish I felt like that, Julie; I wish I didn’t care a button about one girl that I know —if that would bring her to care lor me. I should not be long in returning her affection.” “Well,” she answers demurely, “Sir Evelyn does not care at all about me, but I am by no means dying of love for him—perfect though you seem to think him.” ••“I think heis a man and a gentleman, Juliet —and that is saying a good deal. It you had chosen him 1 might have been sorry lor my own sake, but I should have been glad for yours.” “ Why, Aubrey,’’ she cries, laughing and shuddering at the same time—“ that dreadful, oold, stern man ! Why, I don’t like him a bit much less want to marry him ! And he doesn’t approve of me at aii. He came on to the ter race the other day, and found me snowballing with Howard and’ Jeff and Burnet St. John; I suppose he thought me a tomboy, or else that I was flirting with Burnet—any way, he looked very much disgusted, and walked off as stiffly as possible. I suppose he would think I was flirting with you if he saw us now.” At that moment Sir Evelyn Lovelace himself comes round the turn ot the iane, his approach ing footsteps rendered noiseless by the snow, and he stalks by them with a curt salutation. “ ‘Speak of an angel,’ ” commences Aubrey, with a laugh, when Sir Evelyn is fairly beyond hearing. “ Angel, indeed !” she retorts. “He will be more angelic than ever alter this. Of course he has heard every word.” “ Well, it doesn’t matter much, if you really don’t pull well together.” “No,” she says, looking forward to a certain event which is to take place in March, and thinking that it is just as well Sir Evelvn should know that she has no good opinion of him. “But to return to our subject,” continues Aubrey. “Jnliet, if you can look me straight in the face and tell mo you care for Randal Blakey, I will give you my word never to trou ble you again.” “ Aubrey, what right have you to ask such a question ? If Randal is satisfied, it is no— She pauses - unwilling to wound him fur ther. “It is no business ol mine, you were going to say. But I think it is—a little, Julia. I love you very dearly, and you are mv cousih; we have always been friends since we were quite little. I don’t like to see my dearest friend and favorite cousin throwing herself away upon an i empty-headed boy who isn’t worthy to tie her shoelace.” “Then youthink you are ?” she questions mischievously. “ 1 think I am more worthy than he,” he maintains stoutly; “ and I know that I love you better.” She is silent, looking absently down the lane after Sir Evelyn Lovelace’s retreating figure. Presently she says: “ What I have begun I mean to go through with to the end. It cannot be given up-do you I understand? There, don t say another word, I or I shall cry, and then Uncle Phil will want to i know, before a roomful of people, what has j made my eyes so red.” . j She finishes with an attempt at a laugh that ■ is almost a sob, and Aubrey draws her arm j within bis own with a sudden instinct of pro j tecting her Irom he knows not what. ! “Come, dear, we’ll go home, and I won’t ‘ 1 bother you any more,” he says sadly, “Aubrey,’ she says, as they near the house, ■ i “ you will be asked to the—the wedding, in ’ March, of course.” “Yes; but I think I shall stay away, if yon do not mind.” “I was just going to ask you not to come. I , —I should feel much more comfortable it yon , were not there, at least, I think ” She pauses, in some distress. t “I understand, perfectly, dear,” he answers quietly. “ You would not feel at ease knowing there was another there who loved you; and I— I could not bear to see it. No, Julie, I shall not > I trouble you on that day—nor on any other. I , I hope I am not going to weary you with my un [ lucky love, dear; but, if you will Jet me. I will [ I be your true friend all my life.” . i “ Dear Aubrey, how good you are ! You shall > ' be my best and truest friend; and in the time to come, when I may need true friendship sorely, . ■ 1 shall look to you.” * * * » » Boxing Day is given up entirely to the chil t dren. Most ot the visitors staying at Compton - take part in amusing, the youngsters, and in the - course of the evening, much to Juliet’s disgust, 1 some one proposes a game of forfeits. Hoping ’ however to escape by distributing the forfeits 1 herself, she sits down in a corner, with her i oousin Cecily’s face hidden on her knees. Cecily , is a bright girl, clever at amusing children, and much laughter is excited by the odd things they r are compelled to do and say through her a agency. At last she pronounces a very com i momplace sentence. “‘Bow to the wittiest, kneel to the prettiest, i, ami kiss the one you love best,’ ” she ones, and Juliet jingles a bunch of small brightkeys above her head. “Whoso is this?” she asks merrily, never dreaming of the real owner. “Sir Evelyn’s I” roar out a sumber of small boys. “ What have you there of mine ?” asks Love lace, coming forward on hearing hrs name called. “They tell me this is yours," she says, hand ing tlio bunch of keys to him; “ but I under stood you were not playing.” “ But be must do it 1” the children ory. “Must do it!” he repeats, looking round up on the laughing childish faces with a smile on his own grave dark face. “ Well, 1 suppose I am at your mercy. The keys are mine, Miss St. John. Whit task has been set me to perform ?” Every one in the room is looking at him as ho stands beiore her, tall and stately in his evening dress—the elder ones in some amusement at tho sight of the stern grave man forced into such child’s plsy, tho children all in high glee at hav ing caught him against his will. Juliet repeats to him the words ol tho forfeit as shortly as possible. “‘Bow to tho wittiest, kneel to the pret tiest,’ ”he repeats. “ Well, that is not difficult, so far.” And, to Juliet's utter astonishmcnt.be bows low beiore her, and then, crossing the room to Edith, drops upon one kneee at her feet. There is a low, irrepressible murmur of ap proval; and, coming back to the children, he stands again near Juliet. “ Whatie the last,” he asks—“kiss the one I love best, I believe? ’ “ Yes,” she says quietly. “Kies Ju,” a small boy urges. “She's the nicest of all, and I’m sure you love her the best—l do.” Sir Evelyn looks at Juliet for a moment, then turns upon his heel, and is going back to the group at the other end ot tiio long drawing room, when tho urchin recalls him by shout ing : “You haven't finished, Sir Evelyn. You haven't kissed tho one you love best.” “Nover mind, Sid; let him alone,” Juliet says to the child, in a low voice. But Lovelace has already retraced his steps, i “ Ob, I forgot," he says, looking rather vexed. “Well, which is your sister, Sidney ? I choose her—for your obstinacy,” he mutters. ' “My sister? That’s Cecily. But’—hastily, : in fear of a private sisterly scolding, as that young lady shakes a warning finger—“it I were 1 you, I d choose Ada ; she’s a very pretty little I girl—aud my sweetheart.” I Amid the laughter caused by this speech, ' Lovelace stoops and brushes with his black mustache the cheek of the small, white-frocked I child pointed out to him, and then recrosses tho room with grave and unmoved dignity. t “ What a bear!” whispers Edith to Randal I Blakey, behind her fan. But the rest of the g rls like him all the bet- i ter for his general indifference to women’s charms, and for the haughty inflexibility which I arousea their fear as well as their admiration, i Between ten and eleven the children are sent i off—some to their neighboring homes, the rest i to bed, and then their elders are at liberty to < amuse themselves in their own way. Mr. How- I ard St. John—Aubrey’s father—begs his niece i Edith to give them a song, but she excuses her- i self, pleading a bad cold. Juliet, not being troubled with self-consciousness, is very ready 1 to comply when she is asked, aud her clear, > ringing voice gives full effect to “Cherry Ripo.” ’ On Aubrey’s left sits little Lucy Burnet, the I eldest daughter of Colonel St. John’s only 1 sister, who looks up to her tall cousin Aubrey I with all the lerveut adoration ot seventeen, aud i who would give her pretty little ears for one ot I the longing glances which he bestows so lav- i iahly upon Juliet. Perhaps it is just as well t that kind-hearted Aubrey is utterly unaware i of Lucy’s silent worship, or, in his cousinly warmth and pity for the little thing, he might— i with tho best of intentions—give her good ' cause to break her heart about him. Then Randal Blakey gives them “La donna ! e mobile," and very well he sings it; the soft Italian bacarollo is admirably suited to his i sweet voice, and his sentimental blue eyes are 1 a good aid to the general effect. Alter that comes Burnet St. John, with his well trained baritone voice. They hear every word ot tho song, in his deep, manly tones : “ There’s a power whose sway Angel souls adore. And the lost obey, Weeping evermore. Doubtful mortals prise Smiles from it above; Bliss that never dies; Such thy power, 0 Love t “ Source of joy and woo. Eoiler of stern hate; Lord of high and low. Woman ouils thee Fate, Firceneas owns thy spell. Vulture thou, aud dove; Language cannot tell Half thy power, O Love t” His thoughts are all for Cecily as he sings it, and his half smiling eyes frequently turn in her direction, but Juliet looks involuntarily at Lovelace, standing, dark and atern, by Edith's chair. “‘Fierceness owns thy spell,’” she repeats to herself. Dare she balk the “vulture” of bis prey? But lie is under no spell, whether ot love or any thing else. His face is the face of a man who stands alone in the world, and who is perfectly satisfied with hie position. And so the merry Christmas-time passes quickly away, and Aubrey St. John returns to Oaklands even heavier of heart than he left ft, while Juliet will not think of the future, but concerns herself only with the present, helping Edith, and supporting her with her untaiiiug courage. CHAPTER IV. “ TRIUMPHANT LAUGHTER AS SHE I.OOKS AT HER HUSBAND AND DUPE. ’ The tenth of March is a cold blustering day, with a bright blue sky aud a bitter east wind. It ts Edith’s and Juliet’s wedding-day, for the two cousins are to be married at the same time, by their own especial desire. Colonel St. John is very well pleased with this arrangement; he knows that his daughter and his niece are the two prettiest girls in the county, and the double wedding will make a very agreeable sensation. He would like to put Aubrey St John in the place ot Randal Blakey, but, since that cannot be, he resigns himself to the inevitable with a fairly good grace, considering his warmth of temper, and the something like contempt which he entertains for his pink-cheeked nephew-elect. All the St. Johns are at Compton Cheny who can possibly manage to leave their homes, as well as the relatives of young Blakey. Sir Evelyn has no one that he desires to ask, and be selects Aubrey St. John for his best man, and, when the young fellow pleads an urgent journey to Taris as an excuse for his absence, his choice falls upon his cousin Burnet, aud there the matter ends, so far as he is concerned. Randal Blakey is half wild with excitement, but hie fellow-bridegroom takes things very coolly, and Juliet—self-reproachful, and yet unwavering in her determination—searches' in vain for any sign of warmth in his immovable dark face, nor does she detect any tone of affec tion in his voice when addressing Edith, who is fairly complaisant, considering how distasteful this match is to her. The brides are dressed exactly alike in tho orthodox white satin and wreaths of orange blossom, while eight bridesmaids, of whom Cecily St. John and Lucy Burnet are the chief, follow in their train, robed in palest pink silk. “ How thick your vail is I” remaiks Cecily to Edith, as she throws it over her beautiiul cous in’s fair head, while in the next room Lucy per forms the same kind office for Juliet. “ Why, I can scarcely see you through it, Edith !” “ We got them thick on purpose,” answers Hie bride-elect, beginning to pull on her glovee. “We thought we should be frozen this bitter March weather, and now, it we are, people won’t be able to see our blue noses.” “No, they won’t,” laughs Cecily. “Why didn’t you wait unlit the Summer, if you are sb afraid of not looking well ?” “ Ob, father and Sir Evelyn were both in such a hurry, and I didn’t think it mattered! Mind vou, put that pin in well to the left, Cecily.” i Ten minutes later the bridesmaids are on their way to the church, behind the prancing white horses with their satin favors, and soon after the brides themselves follow in the same carriage, together with Colonel St. John, who is to give them both away. His brother How ard had suggested that Juliet should go with him in another carriage, to aveid crushing the delicate bridal dresses, but neither of the girls would hear of it—they protested that they would go together to their “ doom,” as Juliet puts it, with an excited laugh. She is scarcely like her self to-day, though she laughs and chatters more than usual, and Edith, too, seems less apathetic than usual, and sometimes laughs, and sometimes cries, with hysterical excite ment. ' Every one declares that the two girls look “ beautiful ” as they sweep up ths aisle on either side ot Colonel St. John, whose stern face relaxes considerably as be looks Irom one drooping golden head to the other. Sir Evelyn Lovelace advances on the right, to receive his kinsman’s daughter, while Banda) Blakey, on the left, receives the lesser gift oi the niece. The bridesmaids arrange themselves behind, Burnet St. John etande at Lovelace’s elbow, while Randal Blakey is supported by his bro ther-in-law, Ernest Fortescue, and the service commences. Not much of the brides' faces can be seen under their vails, beside which their backs are turned to the congregation; but those who do I catch a glimpse of them, say that they are both deathly pale throughout the ceremony. Their ) responses are made in very low and trembling ! tones, and they are evidently suffering from nervousness, but nobody finds fault with them for that. Captain Blakey is nearly as agitated as they are ; his small white fingers shake so that he can hardly pnt on the ring. The least > affected of the entire wedding-party is Sir Eve , lyn Lovelace. He stands before the altar as cool and composed as though he were looking on at some one else’e wedding. He speaks - when be is required, without making any blan i ders, in a deep, unsoltened voice which may be > heard all over the church, and now and then be , stares unconcernedly up at the stained-glass > window over tho altar. i All is over at last, and the party return home ■ each bride aud bridegroom in a separate car riage this time. There is a grand breakfast at 1 Compton Cheney, fixed for one o’clock, to suit j the time of the trains. The respective couples : are to start within ten minutes of each other, - though from differevt stations—Sir Evelyn and Lady Lovelace being bound to their other es , tate in Yorkshire, Captain and Mrs. Blakey for I Folkestone, eu retife lor Barte, Alter tbo breakfast, the brides, followed by their attendant satellites, leave tbe table to pre pare for their respective journeys. They still dress alike, in costumes of dark-green volvet, trimmed with silver fox. “ What a pity to put on that ugly thing ! ’ re monstrated Cecily, as Edith requests her to tie the ends of the gray gauze vail which she has arranged over her face. “It spoils you alto gether, Edie; I declare your own husband wouldn’t know you I” “ How silly you are, Cecily I" she answers, almost pettishly. “ You know I always wear gauze vails while these bitter winds are blow ing.” “I only thought that on this day you would like to look your best,” returns Ceo.ly apolo getically. “ I shouldn’t look my best by the time we were in the train ; my nose would be red and my lips blue—a pretty bride I should bo I" laughs Edith, rather constrainedly. “I never saw yon with your hair curled in front before,” goes on Cecily, after a pause. “It makes you look more like Juliet than you generally do.” “Doyou think so? But it suits me, I fancy. Perhaps I shall always wear it curled—l shall see.” The door opens at this moment and Juliet looks in, with a gauze vail similar to Edith’s put back over her hat. “Are you ready, Edie?” she asks, a little nervously. “I thought I would like to say good-by to you here, darling, before we go down stairs.' We have boon like sisters all our lives, and now ” Her voice breaks, and sudden tears quench the unnatural brightness of her eyes. Cecily kisses both her cousins and goes out of the room, drawing the other girls with her. The two brides soon appear and go down stairs together, followed by their bevy of brides maids. Colonel St. Jcdin takes a very different view of the despised vails, drawn closely down, crossed behind and then brought to the front and tied round their necks like scarfs. “A very sensible thing to do,” ho says. “This east wind goes to one's very bones, and Edith there always gets the toothache if she goes out in it. So you mean to be alike to the last, do vou ?” he continues, address ng them both. “Well, I’m sure I have no objection—l am pleased to see such good feeling between you ; but, really, girls, it is rather confusing— I’m not sure which is which at this very mo ment, and I don t believe your husbands can tell any more than myself. They will have to take care that they don’t each get hold of the wrong wife I” “Just what I said !” exclaims Cecily triumph antly. “But we can see if wo can’t be seen,” ob serves Juliet, “and we shouldn’t be likely to take the wrong husbands—should we, Edie?” “Oh, dear, no 1” answers the other, laughing and shivering at the same moment. Everybody laughs at this idea, and then, tbo time being up, farewells are hastily exchanged, and the ladies, heedless of the keen breath of March which sweeps in at the hall door, cluster on the steps to throw old shoes after the two carriages rapidly departing in opposite direc tions, and it is not until they are quite out of sight that ths company returns to the shelter 01 the house. The drive to Compton station, to which Love lace and his bride are bound, is not very long— it occupies little more than twenty minutes — which time is spent by the bridegroom in look ing absently out of the window, occasionally addressing some commonplace remark to his bride, which she for the moat part answers in monosyllables. He is not at all surprised thereat, being well used to Edith’s apalhy when in his presence, and, indeed, he regards it as rather a relief, as he has not much to say to her at any time. When they get to the station the train is in, and they have to hasten to their seats, while Timothy sees to the luggage. In another min ute they glide away, leaving Timothy touching his hat upon the platiorm. She turns and looks at her husband then, and ho looks at her, but can see nothing except tho faint outline of cheek and brow through tho thick vail. There is a silence which lasts until it grows awkward, but she does not attempt to break it; she has turned away her face now, and is looking out of the farther window. It is Lovelace who speaks first—not without hesita tion, unusual though it is with him. “ Edith,” he says, changing his seat opposite to her lor the one beside her, “ I fear I am ra ther old and grave for you, but I mean to make you a good husband. You must put up with me, and, when 1 offend you by my bearishness —for I am not much used to ladies’ society— you must tell me.” He pauses, waiting tor her to speak. “ Yea,” she murmurs, very soltly. “ I hope you will be happy as my wife,” he continues, gravely. “ I intend to do all in my power to make you so.” “Thank you,” she murmurs again. “Do you think you can be happy, Edith? Your father had more to do with the arrange ment of this marriage than yourself, I know, but he did not leave your welfare out of the question. 1 think he would not have given his only daughter to any save one whom he could trust to take good care of her. Will you try to be happy with me ?” he repeats, as she main tains silence. “No 1” answers a ringing voice, the tones of which make him start back in astonishment. “Edith could never be happy with you; she has gone with the man who loves her I” And, raising her vail, she discloses, not Edith’s calm loveliness, but the audacious beauty of her cousin Juliet, her pretty lips parting in triumphant laughter as she looks at her husband and dupe 1 s * * * * “Ob, liandal, dearest,” half sobs Edith, just at that moment, “ what a day it has been 1 Even now I dare hardly believe we are safe at last.” “My darling. I never was in such an awful state in my life! That little Juliet’s a jewel and no mistake. But for her I must have bro ken down a hundred times. I thought every minute you were going to taint, and, altogether, I was on the verge of madness.” “ What should we have done it we had been found out ?” she ejaculates, heaving a sigh of relief. “Nevermind; we won’t think of that now,” he answers, fondly. “ We’ve got all our happi ness before us, and have left all our troubles behind. Poor little Ju 1 I hope she will get off pretty well.” And then they forget all else save themselves and each other. (To be Ooutinual.i PRAYER ANSWERED. A TRUE STORY. (from the Albany Journal.) On the summit of Washington Mountain, over looking the Housatonic Valley, stood a hut, the home of John Barry, a poor charcoal burner, whose family consisted of his wife and himself. His occupation brought him in but a low dol lars, and when cold weather came he had man aged to get together only a small provision for tho Winter. This Fall, after a Summer of hard work, he fell sick, and was unable to keep hie fires going. So, when the snow of December, 1874, fell, and the drifts had shut off communi cation with the village at the foot of the moun tain, John and his wife were in great straits. Their entire stock of food consisted of only a few pounds of salt pork and a bushel of pota toes ; sugar, coffee, flour and tea had, early in December, given out, and the chances for re plenishing the larder were slim indeed. The snow storms came again, and the drifts deep ened. All the roads, even in the valley, were impassable, and no one thought of trying to open the mountain highways, which, even in Summer, were only occasionally traveled, and none gave the old man and his wife a thought. December loth came, and with it the heaviest fall of snow experienced in Berkshire county in many years. The food of the old couple was now reduced to a day’s supply, but John did not yet despair. He was a Christian and a God fearing man, and His promises were remem bered, and so, when evening came, and the | northeast gale was blowing and the fierce enow- I storm was raging, John and his wife wore pray- I ing and asking for help. In Sheffield village, ten miles away, lived Deacon Brown, a well-to-do farmer, 50 years old, who was noted for his piety and consistent deportment, both as a man and a Christian. The deacon and hie wife had gone to bed early, and, in spite of the storm raging without, were sleeping soundly, when, with a start, the dea con awoke and said to his wife; “Who spoke? Who’s there?” “Why,” said his wife, “no one is here but you and me; what is the matter with yon ?” “I hoard a voice,” said the deacon, “ saying, ‘Send food to John.’” “ Nonsense !” replied Mrs. Brown ; “ go to sleep. You have been dreaming.” The deacon laid his head on the pillow and was asleep in a minute. Soon he started up again, and, waking his wife, said: “There, I heard that voice again- ‘Send food to John.’ ” “ Well, well,” said Mrs. Brown. “ Deacon, you are not well; your supper has not agreed with yon. Lie down and try and sleep.” Again the deacon closed his eyes, and again the voice was heard, “ Send lood to John.” This time the deacon was thoroughly awake. “Wife;'” said he, “ who do we know named John who needs food?” “No one I remember,” replied Mrs. Brown, “ unless it be John Barry, the old charcoal burner on the mountain. “ That’s it,” exclaimed the deacon. “ Now, I remem ber, when I was at the store in Sheffield the other day, Clark, the merchant, speaking ol John Barry, said: ‘ I wonder if the old man is alive, for it is six weeks since I saw him, and he has not yet laid in his Winter stock of groceries.’ It must be old John is sick and wanting food.” > So saying the good deacon arose and pro : eeeded to dress himself. “ Come, wife,” said he, “ waken our boy Willie and tell him to feed i the horse and get ready to go with me, and do : you pack up in the two largest baskets you have i a good supply of food, and get us an early breakfast, for lam going up the mountain to > carry the food I know John Barry needs.” > Mrs. Brown, accustomed to the sudden im i pulses of her good husband, and believing him to be always in the right, cheerfully complied, > and, after a hot breaklast, Deacon Brown and his son Willie, a boy of nineteen, hitched up the t horses to the double sleigh, and then, with a t month’s supply of food and a “ Good-by, mo i ther,” started at five o’clock on that cold De , cember morning for a journey that almost any 1 other than Deacon Brown and his eon Willie ■ would not have dared to undertake. : The northeast storm was still raging, and the snow falling and drifting fast, but on, on went the stout, well-ted team on its errand of mercy, while tho occupants of the sleigh, wrapped up in blankets and extra buffalo robes, urged the horses through tho drifts And in the lace of the storm. That ten miles’ ride, which required in tho Summer hardly an hour or two, was not finish ed until the deacon’s watch showed that five hours had passed. At last they drew up in front of the hut whoro the poor, trusting Christian man and woman were on their knees praying for help to Him who is the “Hearer and answerer of prayer, and as the deacon reached tho door ho hoard the voice of supplication and then he knew that i the message which awakened him from sleep was sent from heaven. He knocked at the door, it was opened, and i wo can imagine the joy of the old couple when ’ the generous supply of food was carried in, and . the thanksgivings that were uttered by the ' starving tenants of that mountain hut. GUAmHNfFFIEMAILS. A Pretty Girl Who Pilfered Letters — Narrow Escape of an Editor, (From the Utica (N. Y.i Observer.) In a recent conversation with a veteran post office inspector 1 learned some very interesting things about the guarding of the United States mails. “ The worst case I ever had,” said ths in spector, “ was in a country office in Pennsyl vania. Letters had been stolen on a certain hack route. I obtained a broad-brimmed bat and announced that I had come into the neigh borhood to buy cattle. 1 sent decoy letters and kept close watch of all the offices. At length I had things pretty well centered on a single office. It was kept by an old German who was noted for his honesty. His deputy was his eighteen-year-old daughter, a beautiful girl, I who was engaged to be married to a rich farmer in the neighborhood. My suspicions were fastened upon this girl. I waited in the neigh borhood for a week in order to make a trial when tho old people were away from home. At length they left town for a day, and the office was in the hands of the daughter. I dropped a decoy letter into the bag just before it came into the office, and examining the mail after it left the office found that it had been taken. I waited till no one was presentexoept the deputy postmistress, and then, deliberately looking the door, I stepped behind the cases and said in a deep, sepulchral voice: “ ‘ I want tho letter which you took from the bag to-day.’ “She went into a violent fit of hysterics She tore her beautiful hair and wept copiously. I stood calmly before her, looking as much as possible like a Nemesis. At length she stopped short, apd throwing her arms around my neck, she piteously besought me: “ ‘ You won’t send me to State prison, will you, my dear, good man ? Please don’t.’ ‘“That will depend upon whether you will tell me everything about tiiis case,’ said I. “ ‘l’ll tell you everything. I have taken the letters, every one of them. Father is not to blame, and his heart will be broken. I couldn't get anything decent to wear, and I thought I ought to have money, so I took the letter. Oh, mister, you won’t send me to State prison, will you? lam engaged to bo married. Oh, dear-- boo hoo I what shall I do?" “ I told her that I would do the best I could, and perhaps it mtght be fixed up without her going to prison. “ When the postmaster and his wife returned they immediatelg saw that something bad hap pened. They at first believed that I had in jured their daughter in some way, and were disposed to attack me. But the young lady was fast to explain: “‘This is the best man that ever lived. Ho has saved me.' “This was more unintelligible than over to the old people. But at length all was explained and understood. Under the circumstances, I decided not to arrest the girl. I could see uo good that would come o: it, and much evil. I made the old gentleman promise that she should never again touch the mails. A few months later she was married, and is now the mother of several children, and is much respected iu the neighborhood. » “About the funniest case I ever had anything to do with,” the inspector continued, “ was that of a country editor.” “Delate it,” said I, still interested. “ Well, there were some circulars put iu my hand, which read as follows : •“GREENBACKS! GREENBACKS! “ •! will furnish money as good as genuine for 10- per cent, of face value. Send JI for sample lot. Strictly confidential. John Adims.* “I saw immediately that the circular was printed in a country office, and I knew that there was only one office in the vicinity. I knew this printer well, and had not the least suspicion that he had anything to do with getting up the circulars. I decided to call on him, as I felt sure he might be able to help on the case. I accordingly visited the printer, and, showing him the circular, inquired : “ ‘ Can you throw any light on that?’ “ ‘l’ll tell you how that was,’ said tho editor, visibly confused. ‘That was all a joke.’ “ ‘ Please explain the joke,’ said I. “‘Well, now, let me say that no one hates counterfeiters so badly as I do. I simply detest anything of the kind. I don’t th : nk there is anybody who hates lying so badly as I do, either. I wouldn’t lie for anything in the world. Now, I printed those circulars and decided to send them out and see if I couldn’t find out some fellows who would like to be counterfeit ers.’ “ ‘ Well, how is it about this fictitious name, and what did you propose to do when they sent you the. dollars ?’ “ ‘ Well, I’ll tell you about that. As I said be fore, I hate lying. Now my initials are J. A, and my first two uames are John Adams. You see that was no lie. When I got the money I expected to send them some good advice. Now, if my ad vice is worth anything it is worth a dollar, and 1 intended to send themja dollar s worth. So, you see, it was all a joke. You can keep it ail quiet if you have a mind to, can’t you ? You won’t make any scandal, will you ?’ “‘ I shall be obliged to lay all the points o ■ this joke before the District Attorney. He may | consider it of no consequence and dismiss it, but I can do nothing less.’ “ The editor was a leading ehuroh member, and was considered one of the big men of the town. He consulted a lawyer, and the two de cided not to wait for the District Attorney to send for them, but to go to him immediately. “ The editor was indicted for defrauding through the mails, but finally escaped the peni tentiary, and is still publishing hie paper.” THE HUNGRY LEECH. A Little Creature Once Extensively Used by all Regular Physicians. (From the Pittsburg Dispatch.) In the olden days, not so very far away, near ly everybody was familiar with the appearance of a leech. It fever ran very high, or inflamma tion severe, if any one was so unfortunate as to get a black eye, or, in fact, it there was any excuse whatever for doing so, the blood-hungry leech was applied and plenty of blood extract ed, so nearly all knew the leech by sight it not by personal acquaintance. At the present time, however, comparatively few are used, and the leech has nearly retired from active practice. Naturalists say that the leeeh is a red-blood ed, footless, smooth-bodied abranchiate anne lid, of the family hirundinel; genius sauguisuga or hirudo of Linmeus. This is pretty tough on the leech, and many will think it is a mean ad vantage which naturalists take of the beast to call it hard names. However, tho leech will have to stand it. A pretty good definition ot it is: A very large stomach surrounded by a very elastic skiu. They have as large stomachs as New York Ai dermen. and as great capacity for blood as the aforesaid gentry have for “ boodle.” Although formerly so much used in medi cine, they are now comparatively scarce. Not one physician in a hundred keeps them, the business being almost entirely relegated to the barbers. It is owing to this that the tonsorial fraternity is said to have a red and white pole to indicate the location of the shops. It is said that they used to smear blood and lather on a board and stand it outside to herald to the community their dual capacity. After a while they discontinued the substantial evidence and substituted the figurative, in the shape of a board painted red and white, from which was evolved the present spirally striped barber pole. Many barbers to this day carry on blood-letting, but they combine it with shaving, accomplishing both acts at the same time, and without the desire being at all expressed by the patient. The natural home ol the leeeh is in the wa ter, or in wet, marshy places. They are born from eggs inclosed iu a little ooeoon, out of which they make their way and fatten upon grubs, worms or fish, and thus increase in size. They grow very slowly, and several years elapse before they reach maturity. They are not fit lor medicinal purposes until they are one year or eighteen months old. The mouth ot the leech is armed with three rows of fine saw-like teeth, which cut through the skin and leave a mark shaped like the let ter Y. When applied to the skin they select a spot, cut through, and by an undulating move ment start the blood Sowing down their rapa cious gullets. Soon this motion ceases and the body fills up until the creature, which origi nally was long, flat and thin, swells up often like a ball, reminding one of the newsboy’s ob servation after having had a good dinner. When the leech becomes fully gorged, it lets go its hold and falls off. The blood runs from its mouth and from the wound. Intact, it is sometimes difficult to get it to stop. The leech will then fast lor a iong time, digesting what it has eaton. The process of digestion often re quires a prodigious time, possibly from six months to two years. They will live a wonder fully long time without lood. Leechers, in order to have their leeches ready for the next victim, make a practice of “strip ping ’ the beasts, that is, drawing them through the thumb and fingers until the good meal they have taken so much pains to secure, is all forced out of their mouths again. This is also accomplished by putting salt on them. Their skins are very sensitive to salt, and directly it is applied the leeches become seasick and dis- > gorge. All such proceedings must be very dis . couraging to his leechship. The Sauguisuga midwinalis, or medicinal leech, is usually from two to lour inches long, ' green or gray in color and swims in water with i a vertical, undulating motion. On land they move by means of their suckers, reaching far > out with the loose end, which fastens, and the i other is hitched along with a bump in the back like a measuring worm, or the hinder parts are slowly gathered along toward the bead by the body crowding up on iteelf. They are slimy, misty, slippery beasts and the wonder is not great that they have been supplanted by tho lancet and cun. Their fashion of reaching out for a new hold gives them a very snaky look, and very much frightened a very brave soldier in the late war. He bad gathered up soma muddy water in an old tin cup, and as lie drank It nearly to the bottom a big leeeh suddenly stretched out its thin body and struck him oik the nose. Ho dropped the cup with a yell, and said he was “durned near as bad scared as if he had been shot.” The best leeches are imported from Europe. The demand nearly exhausted the supply in the marshes of England, where they were very common, and nearly all of the superior ones now come from Sweden. We have several va rieties in Pennsylvania. One large one reaches a growth of five inches, and many thousands are used annually. An old negro, who lives in the interior, makes a good living by catching them. He is his own bait. Stripping naked, lie wades into tho swampv runs, often as deep as his chin. He works around in the mud with bis feet and hands, walking slowly hither and thither, and finally wades to shore with twenty or thirty fat leeches clinging to his black hide. He is his own fisher, rod, line, hook and bait. These he removes to a can and goes fishing again. Lately his “rbeumatiz” has compelled him to fish by means of one of bis grandchil dren, and it goes without saying that the pic caninny does not enjoy the sport. The largest leech roaches a growth of two feet five inches in length. It is of a different genius from the medicinal one and awalfows its prey whole, feeding upon worms, grubs anti other small beings. It doos not tasteu on hu man beings, but is said to attack horses and cattle, although this is doubted by some. Tha horse leech, however, attacks animals, ana, be ing also a large leech, occasions considerable damage. The larger leeches are very voracious and are cannibals enough to eat each other whoa no more handy or toothsome viand offers. In early days, owing to the universal employ ment of leeches by physicians, they—the physi cians—enjoyed the title of leeches. A writer, in speaking of this, very kindly tays: “It is * term appropriate enough so far as healing is concerned, but singularly inappropriate in all other respects, for no profession is so sell-deny ing or so generous as the medical." Good enough for you, Mr. Writer. HUMOR oFthFhUUR. BY THE DETROIT FREE PRE33 FIEND. BUT IT WASN’T ON THE MENU CABD. “ This document is like dessert,” remarked Phassesius, with one of his blandest smiles, as he carefully refolded the summons hauded him by a constable upon his return to the office al noon. “ How’s that?" inquired tho puzzled officer. “Served alter dinner.” HE KEPT STILL. “Didn’t yon pay fare twice?” asked a Oas# avenue car conductor as ho returned to an old man at the front of the car. “ Yes, sir." “ Why didn’t you say you had paid when I came the second time ?” “Oh, I bilked this road ol a ride about three months ago, and I thought you had found it out.” A MAN OF RESOURCES. “ Say mister ’’—thus an all-night and bleary rounder to a gay but younger convivialist on tbe Campus Martins—“ gimme ten cents to git a bite of breakfast.” “ No, can’t do it. You want to get a drink. I know the symntoms. Pm in the same fix my sell, and I’ve only got a nickel.” “ Rats 1” was the animated reply. " Coma with me, ’u’ I’ll show you whore we can get two tor five.” A BIG SPIT. “ We want you to come over and look at our house,” sue said to the policeman on Crawford street tho other day. “ What’s the matter of the house?” he asked. “Soma one has spit tobaoeo juice all over.tho stoop.” The officer went around on Crawford street and viewed tho acene of disaster, and said: “ Don’t you know tobacco juice from ink ?” “No, sir; I—l don’t chew,” she humbly re plied, “ though I did think it was an awful big spit lor one loafer.” WOULD SEEM SO ON FIRST THOUGHT. Business Man—“ Glad fo see you, Mr. Spot cash. You’re from Grubville, I believe?” Spotcash—“Yes, sir.” Business Man—“ Well, sir, I’ve had my eya on your town for some time. How do you re gard it just now as a location tor a live dry goods house ?” Spotcash—“A first-rate location, sir—first rate 1 Grampney & Smith have just failed, Brown & Co. is on the eve of making an assign ment, while the only remaining house is a one horse concern scarcely paying expenses.” OVERDONE. Richelieu and Arthur have, for some time, been boarding at a down-town boarding-house, but recently becoming dissatisfied with the rigidity of its dining-room economy, they de cided to change their lodgings. Wishing, how ever, to avoid any uupleasant feelings on tha part of their landlady, Richelieu said to her: “ Well, Mrs. Slopslinger, I suppose I shall ba compelled to leave you. My room-mate desires a location nearer to bis busiuess, and, of course, 1 shall waut to be with him. Wo regret to leave you, as our relations have always been of the most pleasant character.” Mistress 8—— ■, with great affability, assured him of her good will, and wished him all com fort in his new quarters. That evening, while packing up, Arthur re marked : “ Old boy, I thought it wasn’t just the thing for us to slip off without saying anything to our landlady, so I ran down just now and told her you wanted to get further up-town, and that, of course, I should want to go with you ” “ The devil, you did ! I said the same thing I of you this morning 1” ! Tableau 1 IT CAME AT LAST. I “Say,” he called, as he stood on tho Post office steps and beckoned to a pedestrian across the street. The other man came over, was conducted to a seat on the window-sill in the corridor, and the first continued: “I was looking over my diary for 1886 to day, and I find that on the thirteenth day ot February I encountered you on Woodward avenue.” “ Perhaps you did.” “ You asked me then if I thought the back bone of winter was broken. I was in a hurry, I and took the query under advisement. lam I very sorry that the matter slipped my mind, as ! I generally answer such questions inside of a i month.” “ And what did you want of me ?” “To apologize, sir, and to say to you that I am now ready to make my reply. Yes sir, I think tbe backbone of Winter is broken, and I shouldn’t be a bit surprised if we had an early Spring 1” The other got up and tried to say something, but the effort was a sad failure, and by and by he turned and walked off and went up the street and turned a corner.without ever looking back, HOW BUNKER HILL ESCAPED. Detective Myler yesterday encountered a young man on Bates street who had flung his hat on tho sidewalk and stood leaning against a brick wall with such a pulverized expression of countenance that the officer felt called upon to inquire: “ Anything gone wrong with you ?” “ I should say there had I” was the emphatic response. “ I’ve been swindled, robbed, bent and paralyzed, and that by my own father !” “ How “Why, last night I told the old man I was coming to town to paint old Bunker Hill a vivid red, and I asked him for some money to help do it. He gave me this two-dollar Canadian bill.” “ It’s counterfeit,” said the officer, after an inspection. . “Don't I know it! Didn’t he know it! I i walked nine miles to get in here at sunrise, and the first man I offered the bill to, wanted ma arrested. Here I am- far frota home—no beer, no lemonade, no Washington pie, no nothing, and old Bunker Hill juet panting to be painted ! Say, mister !” “ Yes.” “ Do you like fun “Yes,” “Then come out home with me. Come and be present at the meeting between me and dad. Be around when a feller who has worked like a nigger all the Spring to pome into town on tha Fourth and have a high old. time, gives vent to his pent-up indignation and sails in to lick his paternal parent. Whew! but look out for blood!” A little Italian girl who was posing aq a model said, tbe other day, to a lady artist who was painting her at her studio on Fifth avenue, that she bad Just taken a bath. The child was asked: “How much did you pay for your bath?” “Ten cents,•' was tbe reply. “Why, I pay $1.30 when Igo out to take a bath,” said the lady. ‘-My,’’ exclaimed tbe child, “what clean water they must give you 1” Diseases with th? 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