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6 MY LOST LOVE - BY SAMUEL MINTURN PECK. •Twas morn beside the summer sea; My love and I, how blithe were we 1 The salt sea wind sang bold and free Before the gates of day. Our pulses throbbed with bliss divin© To see a rainbow span the brine With tender tints, as if in sign Our joy would live for aye. 0 first love, 0 fair love, Beside the summer sea, As coos the newly-mated dove, You sang your love to me I *Tis night beside the summer sea; Amid the night’s pale mystery My fair lost love comes back to mo As in the olden time. Her smile is softer than the mist. By silvery moonbeams shyly kist; Her voice is clear and low and trial And sweeter far than rhyme. O first love, 0 last love. Beside the summer sea, As clasps the wave the star above, So clings my heart to thee I A MAD DEED. BY FLORENCE REVERE FENDAR. It was not often that my friend vouchsafed to relate any of hie experiences, he being rather a taciturn man, which was not unnatural, it one takes into account his profession—that of a de tective. But on this occasion his tongue seemed Unusually loosened. Perhaps it was a little owing to the fact of the unexceptionably good punch I had brewed, and the night—a stormy one—being conducive to story-telling. At any rate, as he stirred with rather an absent air his lecond glass of liquor, albeit an appreciative twinkle lurked in his sharp eyes, he remarked tententiously: “ Death is a great mercy I” Then, noting my somewhat expressive stare, he added: “I was Just following out a little train of thought which a paragraph in one of to-day’s papers suggest ed. The business all happened some years ago, and if you care to hear about it, why, I don’t know but I feel like relating it.” Signifying my entire approval, and handing Ijim an extra fine cigar, which he carefully bit off at the end, then, after puffing away for a lew seconds, began with: ‘'lt was some years ago, as I have already stated, that I was seated in my office, when the f>oy brought me a card having neatly inscribed Upon its glazed surface ‘.Latimer 8. Dunstan.’ Bidding the boy show the gentleman up, I at tentively scanned the card. For, perhaps you may doubt it, but you can come at something of a man’s character in the get-up of his name upon these bits of cardboard. Lymphatic, ser vile and deep, I mentally summed up Mr. Lat imer 8. Dunstan. A moment later a stoutish, full moon-faced man ? closely shaven, and of a pale, flabby cemplexion, was ushered into my ■ireeenca. His weak blue eyes glanced inquir , at me as be removed his hat from a fringe ™g-j ‘■air which surrounded his bald pate sandy »„ ~"<itog blandly, he observed: like S halo, bm -«lobrated detective, I pre •• ‘ Mr. Fitts, the v- eume?” Then, with a “ ‘ The same, sir,’ I answerer. preliminary ahem, he continued: me to “ ‘A very sad case, my dear sir, bring.. seek your services. My poor brother— oxcl. my feelings getting the better of me,’ and bury ing his face in a large handkerchief, ho sub sided for a moment. Disgust at his apparent hypocrisy getting the better of me, I hinted that toy time was rather valuable. »“• Excuse me. Of course, sir,’ he glibly tourmured as he continued : ‘This morning my poor brother was found dead in his bed. The gas being turned on full and every crevice care fully stuffed up, the natural supposition was that he had committed suicide. But I, lor one, did not believe it. My dear brother was inca pable of taking his own life.’ , “Then you suspect foul play?” I questioned. ••‘I am afraid of it, sir. It is a dreadful thing, though, to suspect anybody,’ he replied, cautiously, , , .. , “You naturally benefit by your brothers death ?” I asked. ... “ ‘ Well, no,’ was his answer, with a bland smile ; ‘ his nephew, whom he adopted as a child, is his heir. He alone had to gain by my poor brother’s decease.’ “ What kind of a young man is your nephew ?” I here propounded. “• A very proper young fellow, I believe; although I have heard he was a little given to gambling and a trifle headstrong. Quick-tem pered, my brother called him,’ and Mr. Dunstan rubbed his hands softly together and breathed to a purring sort of away as I remarked: Any other inmates of the house ?” “ Whereupon he informed me that, beside the housekeeper and scullery maid, there was a young girl yfcqm feie brother.M4 moil‘ Of Shanty, wEen silo was a child, and brought up almost as it she had been his daughter. On the night of his brother’s death, the house keeper had been absent from the house in at tendance on a sick sister. -“Having pumped Mr. Latimer 8. Dunstan as dry as I required for my purpose then, I, with him, visited the acene of the old man’s death—a pretty cottage home, with every evidence of a woman’s graceful presence pervading it. A mocking-bird whistled cheerily from his gilded cage in the porch, his bead-like eyes bent inqui ringly upon me. As we stepped inside, a slight, girlish figure crossed the hall, her light hair, which she wore in ringlets, giving her an extra childish appearance. Raising her tear-stained eyes, she glanced interrogatively at me, where upon Mr. Dunstan vouchsafed: “ ‘ The undertaker, my dear.’ As we passed up stairs he observed: “ ‘lt s best not to tell women folks everything. They are apt to get hysterical, eh—don’t you think so t’ blandly appealing to me. “ Well, I carefully examined every inch of the room where the dead man met his fate, and not a particle of evidence did I find to prove that Mr. Daniel Dunstan had come to his death by any other means outside of suffocation from the deadly lumes of gas. “ ‘I see nothing,’ I remarked, ’to suggest the idea of a murder. Still, to settle all doubt, you had best have a post-mortem examination.’ “ ‘By what right do you advance such a pro position ?’ observed a voice behind me.’ “ Turning, my eyes met the gaze of a hand some young fellow, of apparently twenty-five years. “ ‘I am a detective, and am here at Mr. Dun ston’s request,’ was my reply. “ ‘You suspect it was not suicide, but—mur der !’ ho exclaimed, a horrified look gathering in his eyes. “ ‘Calm yourself, my dear Paul,’ here inter posed Mr. Dunstan, adding: ‘ln my love for my dear brother, perhaps I have gone a little too far. But, as Mr. Fitts says, an autopsy would settle all doubt.’ “ ‘Very well, then,’ replied the young man, somewhat haughtily; ‘but let it be done as quickly as possible. I have a horror of disturb ing the dead when it can possibly be avoided.’ “ ‘Dislikes Latimer 8. Dunstan’s interfer ence,’ I mentally ejaculated, as I left the house. “ Then more important business claiming my attention, I dismissed the whole affair from my mind. But the next day the papers were teeming with the murder of Daniel Dunstan. For mur der it looked likely to turn out to be, the doc tors having discovered several grains of arsonic in the dead man’s stomach. J, of course, was engaged to hunt down the murderer, and a pretty tough job I found it, lor not a clew did there appear to be for me to work on. The scullery maid was an ignorant girl, who could not have conceived, much less have worked out, so clever a murder. The housekeeper, as it was proved, never left her sister’s side that night, and that the poison had been adminis tered during the night the doctors had given iheir sworn testimony. Mr. Latimer 8, Dun aTEfi cLul<l sllfi. to® to RJ c °ncern in it, I argued, for only tor mm, a murder weultl Bp ver have been suspected, the theoryof suicide hav- Ifig been accepted unquestioned, although no oaufe c-di;}d be sbown whereforo the old man -lave taken his life. * “‘The nephew, I should have thought, was the most natural one for suspicion to fall on,’ I hero observed. A peculiar smile wreathed the lips of my friend, as he answered: “Yes, a most natural conclusion, for he alone benefittod by the old man’s death, and as I learned, the young fellow was just then rather put to it for money to pay some gambling debts. It was also known that ha had quar relled with his uncle the very day of the mur der. Yet despite all this circumstantial ovi deno, that accummulated against him at the inquest, I did not hold him guilty. He was such a frank, pleasant young man when you learned to know him, that I— well to tell the truth, hated to think so ill of him. Beside, ; when you come to silt it down fine, there was only his need o! money and the quarrel with hie uncle to stand against him.’’ “Not by any moans enough to convict a fol low,’’ 1 remarked. “No, or I am afraid there are a good many men not hung that ought to be,” laughed Fitts as be lighted a cigar, continuing: “Well, there was a good deal of talk at the inquest, but nothing was proven, and so they brought in a verdict of murdor against some person or persons unknown. Suspicion pointed to Paul Lindsay, not strong enough to convict him, but just sufficient to cause a sort of stigma to rest upon his name. I, however, was deter rpined to still quietly pursue my investigations. My amour propre was arouse’d. I was bound to find out the perpretrator of that crime. 1 shadowed Mr. Latimer 8. Dunstan and Paul Lindsay until I was almost worn to a skeleton and nothing came of it. I pumped Miss May, the young girl that the murdered man had given a home to, until I was almost ashamed of my hardheartedness in troubling such a young thing and evoking such pathetic expressions of love and sorrow for the departed. Her story was always the same as she had given it at the inquest. Bhe Lad bidden Mr. Dunstan good night, just as usual. He was in the habit of re tiring about nine o’clock and always took a glass of sugar and water with him to drink through the night. The glass was feund empty on the table. The doctors had examined it care fully, but no trace of the deadly poison adhered to it. When I had almost given up hope of ever solving the mystery, my servant one day brought me a card bearing on its front the name Mr. -fames Green, and in smaller type below, Apothecary, No. 251 Dineber street. A few moments later 1 had gleaned from Mr. Green, a nervous, depressed man, all he had to tell, which was that about a week before tho sad crime, Paul Lindsay had purchased of him a small quantity of arsenic. Knowing tlje young man the druggist had not hesitated to supply the poison. Fear of being censured had kept the man’s tongue still, but at last conscience gaining the ascendency, he mustered up suffi cient courage to seek me out and make a clean breast of it. With this clew to work upon I started afresh, and after groping here and there and filling a bit in at odd places, I at last began to get an inkling of the truth. It literally floored me though when I learned beyond doubt who committed the deed. As soon as I had every thing in shape, I sent a line respectively to Latimer 8. Dunstan, Paul Lindsay and Miss May, asking the favor of their presence at my office on such a day and hour, in the mean time keeping the guilty one under strict surveil lance. The time appointed saw the three assem bled awaiting my pleasure. I did'not keep them long in doubt as’ to the nature of my business with them, but at once taxed Paul Lindsay with the purchase of the arsenic. With a horrified exclamation he cried out. ‘My God ! it is true, I did purchase arsenic. I wanted it to use in an experiment I was trying, but of any intent to harm my uncle I am innocent, so help me God I’ Then turning to me he said: ‘ You, whose business it is to hunt down such wretches, surely you do not believe me guilty?’ No, I answered, I do not, but there ie a person out side who can give us a little information on the subject. Opening the door I called out, come in my girl and don’t be afraid to speak up. Remember you are on your oath. A surprised look gathered on their faces as Betty, the scullery maid advanced into the room. The poor girl in her fright blurted out, ‘ Oh I if yer please, I never would have told nothing but he come with his questions so suddent like that he had it out of me afore I knowed what he was a doing of, and he made me swear I’d tell it all straight whenever he asked it.’ And now my good girl, I interrupted, lot us hear what you have to toll. Fixing her eyes upon mo she duti fully began with: ‘lf you please, sir, it was on the night poor master was murdered, that I was took that bad with the toothache that I couldn’t sleep. I’d hear Miss May say once as she had something that was good for it, and I thinks maybe if 1 had some it would get better, and so I just slips a shawl round me and goes down to her room, but she wasn’t there. Then, thinks I, she’s down stairs with master, when I hears a noise, and I don’t know what made me, but I slips behind a door as I see Miss May a coming out of Mr. Paul’s room with a bottle in her hand. Mr. Paul hadn’t come in for I heard him afterward. Miss May, sir, she goes straight to master’s room. I waits a bit, then I thinks to creep up stairs again, the toothache was all seared out of me with the look of Miss May’s face and what I see.’ “Here I interposed with: ‘From where you stood hidden, you could see through the open door, could you not, my good girl, old Mr. Dunstan, as he lay asleep in his bed, and the little stand on which stood his glass of sugar and water; and the gas was lit, but turned down low, was it not ?’ “In an affrighted manner she went on with: “ ‘ Yes, please, sir ; and I knew the little bot tle at once when I see Miss May a-putting of the stuff into poor master’s sugar and water, I had seen it on Mr. Paul’s table, and he told me I was not to meddle with it, along of its being poison. I don’t know, but I suppose I must have cried out with the fright, for Miss May got as white as a ghost, and came straight toward me, and I just drops on my knees and begs, “Oh, for the love of God, don’t ye, miss ; it’s— it’s poison I” Than Miss May closes the mas ter’s door softly, and ses, a-taking me by the arm, “ You’re dreaming, Betty; you’ve had the nightmare. Sometimes folks that haves the nightmare get hung. I’d go to bed and keep ‘ it I was you, Betty.” And, oh I sir, 1 quie., ■'ottong will happen to me for telling hopes as *'o<»r girl, and don’t mean no this. I’m a t harm.’ I here exclaimed, “ ‘ You don’t mean to -. “'tiled so horrible ‘that such a young girl com... a crime ?’ 'kingly “‘You shall hear,’ he replied, prove. ... taking a few preliminary puffs at hts cigu. Then smiling at my visible impatience, he pro- , ceoded with: • During Betty’s confession 1| , watched the faces of my three guests. MT, ■ ; Paul’s expressed horrified incredulity. Mr. L. 8. Dunstan’s, suppressed eagerness. Miss May’s, a sort of numbed indifference. As Betty ceased speaking, Miss May arose abruptly and confronted Paul Lindsay, her slight figure drawn to its fullest bight, as she exclaimed, de- ' fiantly: . “ ‘At your door lies my sin, Paul Lindsay; for it was for your sake I did it.’ Then, as if utterly oblivious to aught but hie presence, she continued : ‘ I have loved you long, Paul, and I thought in time my love would be returned ; but day by day I saw you drifting further from me. I was wild with despair. Then came that day when you quarreled with your uncle. Per- ■ haps you will not believe it, but he was so highly incensed against you that he made a will ’ in my favor that very night. He told me what he had done and the purport of your quarrel. ; He would have had you wed the girl he took from the Sfeets, to you absolutely feFfisel, Afid 116, in bis liliger, swore I should be his heiress. “ ‘ I foolishly believed if the money was once mine, your love would follow, and so the thought grew in my mind to prevent your uncle ever having a chance to change his. I knew well how he loved you, and that when his anger cooled he would reinstate you in his favor. He was such an old man, what mattered a few years, more or less, to him and to me. No price was too great to pay for your love. I might have done the deed by suffocation alone, but I wish ed to make doubly sure. I never dreamed that any other cause but the evident one could be suspected. And it would not only for your meddling,’ added she, turning suddenly upon Mr. Dunstan, who winced perceptibly, as she exclaimed: “ ‘ Bah, you sneaking coward! You thought to fasten suspicion upon Paul, and thus gain the property. To a blundering fool I owe my downfall; but let me tell you, it is deprived of halt its sting by the knowledge that you have failed in your great desire.’ “ Then, the scornful ring dying out of her voice, she addressed Paul with:} “ ‘ Believe it or not, as you may, Paul, but I never would have allowed you to suffer for my crime. I knew of the arsenic you had pur chased, and stole it to accomplish my desire. What I did not use I emptied down the bowl in my room. The bottle and glass I hid until I had a chance to destroy them. The glass the doctors examined was another one—that I placed beside your uncle’s bed early the next morning. Your uncle, probably, in a fit of re morse, destroyed tho will in my favor imme diately after making it; and so I sinned for naught. Not that I valued the money except as a means to purchase your love.’ “ Then, with a mocking laugh, she curtsied to me, saying: “‘I salute your wonderful detective capa bilities, and await your further orders.’ “ A regular little demon,’ I remarked. “ Clothed in as fair and childlike a form as ever I saw, although she was older by some years than I had imagined,” answered Fitts. “ I suppose,” queried I, “ that on account of her sex they made it imprisonment for life?” “ Yes, for she was proved to be insane,” was my friend’s reply; whereupon I propounded the question of how he came to suspect her, of all people. Smiling complacently, he answered : “ Well, you see a detective learns to look lor the evidence of a crime where you would least suspect. In working up a case I generally leave the party suspected to the public and quietly seek the criminal where rumor fails to reach. A word or two unconsciously let drop by Miss May first caused me to suspect that she knew more about the business than she should have. As to Betty, I questioned and cross questioned her so concerning “ her voung lady,” that, scared and bewildered, she ’blurted out the whole story.” “Is Miss May still living ?” I asked, feeling a pitying interest in the young woman’s fate. “ No; she died two days ago. The para graph I spoke of related to her demise,” replied my detective triend, adding sagely, “and there", i fore 1 say death ie oftentimes a great mercy.” A DAKOTA WHOPPER. WHAT KIND OF WHISKY DO THEY DRINK OUT THERE ? (From the Estelline, Dakota, Dell.) I think the strangest snake I have seen is what I call the fishing snake. I saw one on a log floating in a little arm of slack water run ning in from the river. It was long and slen der, and one or two coils were on the log and its head raised about a foot. Suddenly I eaw it make a quick movement, and a small fish seemed to leap up out of the water, which the snake caught in its mouth and proceeded to swallow. I could not imagine how the snake got the fish, and went further yyfere I could see it better. I watched it catch two more, and saw how it was done. It had its tail iu the water lor the length of about three feet, and the fish bit the end and was jerked out. I under stood it still more thoroughly when the snake left the log and swam to the shore, where I killed it. On the end of its tail there was a sort of bone fish hook. It was double and m,uch the shane of an anchor. It was very sharp tike the teeth of some fish, and the snake had baited it with a large grasshopper. It was of a yellow ish, clayey color, much the same as the water in which it had been fishing. I think it must be confined and intended for the Missouri River, which is always of the same muddy, milky color. Since killing that one I have seen a number of others. One day last week I saw three on one log, and fishing very intently. While I was watching them one hooked a larger fish than it could land. It was a catfish which would weigh as much as six pounds. The snake coiled around the log and hung on, but it could have never drawn the fish out had not the others come to its assistance, reached down their tails, coiled them around the fish, and finally landed it. It was too big for tffem to swallow, and alter unhooking it from the first one’s tail they let it slide back. My wife has killed several small snakes about the dooryard, none of them more than a foot long, which have ears. Their ears are thin and round, sonje like a bat’s, and usually lie down, but when the snake is trying to catoh an insect or some small animal they are raised and point ed forward, giving the snake a bright, deter mined look. They also have a small pocket underside and a couple of inches from the mouth, in which they store captured bugs, grasshoppers, etc. I have noticed another peculiar snake among the large trees. It is about five feet long, and colored somewhat like the rattlesnake. Its way of catching its prey is this: It will see a bird or squirrel in a tree, perhaps thirty or forty feet from the ground. It will get almost directiy uud«r it, an 4 tbeu shape itself iijje a sofa- NEW YORK DISPATCH, JULY 31, 1887. r pressed letter 8. Suddenly it will straighten t out with the force of a steel spring and leap ) right up into tho air and seize the bird or squir ■ rel in its month, face back and strike tho i ground in the same position it jumped from, I bound up in the air once or twice, and then > settle down and swallow whatever it captured, i It is a fine sight to watch them, : PAMELT FROM THE FRENCH OF W. BUSNACH. 1 Madame Launoy was just putting on her hat, preparatory to going out to attend a display of Fall goods, advertised extensively by a fashion able dry goods store. Just at this moment she heard the front door 1 bell ring loudly. Madame Launoy looked at the clock. “ Why, it is not two yet,” she said to herself. “ Who oan it be coming so early ? It isn’t my reception day, any how ; and, beside, I am not expecting anybody.” The door was opened hastily. An elderly lady, with a figure which was still slender, and sparkling eyes, entered without being an nounced. “ Maman I” exclaimed Madame Launov, “ I was just going to stop at your house on return ing from the Bon Marche. I haven’t seen you for three days. Will you go shopping with me ? the papers advertise a fine silk at six francs forty. It is a great bargain, it seems.” “It is a fine time to be talking about silks,” exclaimed Madame Marteliier, in a voice that seemed full of coming events. “Daughter, I wish to speak to you about a very serious mat ter.” “Oh ! my gracious I I had not noticed; your face is not the same as usual. What has hap pened to you ?” “To me, nothing—that is to say—nothing personally I But as everything relating to you.” “To me; why, what has happened to me? Speak quickly. “You frighten me.” “ Well, poor child—you see ” Madame Marteliier stopped for a second, then changing her tone, she said : •‘ By-tbe-by, I have a hack at the door. Let’s go down; we can talk just as well while rid ing.” “But, mother, I would like you to tell me.” “Let’s go down first.” A carriage was standing before the residence of Madame Launoy. The two women got into it after Madame Marteliier called out to the driver: “ 38 Princess street.” As soon as the carriage started Madame Mar tellier took her daughter’s hands in hers with a look of compassion, saying: “ Poor darling 1 I foresaw it all a year ago, when you were so anxious to marry that Mr. Achille Launoy. I thought the time would come when you would regret having done so.” “My hueband I It is about my husband you speak. That tranquiiizes me a little. I know you don’t fancy my poor Achille, although he is always as kind as can be to you.” “He kind to me 1 In what, pray ?” “ Why, when we got married, did he not at your request give up certain habits that dis pleased you, although it made no difference to me ? Anyhow, maman, I warn you that if you have anything to say about my husband, I wHI not believe you without proofs.” “As you like. After ail, lam too kind to be worrying about your affaire. I shall order the driver to go to Sevres street. Go and buy your silk and let matters rest as if I had said noth ing.” “ No, no I Forgive me—l was wrong. But tell me, to whose house are we going on Prin cess street ?” “ You will soon learn. And as you find I iKvo never been very enthusiastic over Mr. Launoy, you will be compelled to acknowledge that I k ad good cause for my prejudice. Do you remembe?' Valentine, what I often told you When you u»’ t 0 mB out your endless rß ?’t tions abu nt the gentleman, that he was not the SM of m*? 1 wished to Bee JOU wedded 10 >1 remember. But still, 186,1 Achille been doing maman, what F wrong?” -■> Why nothing at “ What has he been doing . —« been Rig all, except that, although you hu, - • wife barely a year, he has been deceiving j... during the last two months.” “Achille? deceiving me 1” exclaimed Valen tino. And forgetting the respect due her mother, she added laughingly. “ Don’t talk noneense, mother ! I will an swer for his virtue as readily as—l would for your own 1” “ Neither myself nor my virtue are called in question,” replied Madame Marteliier. “My duty as a mother compels me to show you the infamy of the man whose name you bear. That duty I will fulfill, cost what it mav “ rsut to what Infamy do yoii refer 5 1 “ You will see when we get to Princess street.” “ Where is that street?” “ But a few steps frpm the Odeon and Saint Sulpice ! We shall soon be there I” “ And what shall I see on Princess street?” “Nothing, perhaps !—to-day, at least 1 but you will find proofs there, just as I did .” “ Proofs that Achille is deceiving me?” “ Proofs that Achille—that Mr. Launoy is de ceiving you.” “ Well, really, I am curious to see those proofs. And, perhaps, on seeing, I will put no faith in them! Because it is not possible. Why! Achille adores me.” “Oh, pshaw I You are foolishly blind. When I tell you .” “First say what do you tell me.” “ That’s so. I haven’t divulged the secret to you as yet. Well, here are the facts: First, you must know that Annette, you remember An nette, don’t you ?” “ One of your former chambermaids ?” “ Exactly 1 Well, Annette wrote to me three days ago that she had lost her place, and that she was seriously ill. She gave me her address, No. 37 Princess street. Wiehing to assure my self of the truth of the statement, I went yester day to the given address, and found that An nette’s condition was just as she had said.” “ W’hat next, madame—what next ?” “ I am getting to it, Valentine,” continued Madame Marteliier, looking out through the carriage window. “ We shall soon reach Princess street, be cause we are now crossing the Boulevard St. Germain. Well, just as 1 was leaving An nette’s, 1 saw, entering the house opposite— No. 38—a gentleman who, from behind, resem bled your husband very closely.” “ Probably he went into that house on busi ness?” “ Wait a while ! Of course there would be nothing strange in Mr. Launoy’s knowing some body in that house. But, Valentine, you must know that a mother’s heart always has misgiv ings, and something seemed to tell me that I was on the trail of a mystery, and when your husband—for it was really he—disappeared in the stairway, I could not help crossing over and entering the house.” “ And then ?” “The doorkeeper’s box is on the lefthand aide, going in. A woman was in it. ‘ Excuse me, madame,’ said I, ‘but will you tell me if you know the gentleman who has just passed in ? I would like to find out whether lam mis taken,’ and I carelessly took a five-franc coin from my purse. On seeing this, the concierge beamed her most gracious smiles upon me. “ ‘Of course I know him,’ said she. ‘lt is Mr. Achille, one of our tenauts.’ “ ‘Mr. Achille—who ?’ “ ‘I only know him by his given name, mad ame. He inhabits a room on the first floor, which he rents from Madame Marin, the seam stress, who leases the whole floor. He doesn’t sleep there; he only comes daily at five o’clock, and remains a few minutes. But, without be ing too inquisitive, madame, may I ask why you inquire about Mr. Achille ?’ “Tsthis question I gave an evasive answer, and not wishing to_ inquire further for fear Of arousing iho suspicions of the concierge, I gave her the fivs francs and withdrew. Now, will you still accuse me of slandering your hus band!” Overwljqlnjed with grief, Valentine, after a tootoent of silence, replied: “ Yes, indeed, you must be right.” And then she added, as if against her will: “And yet, if in all this there was something else instead of treachery? Why did you not ask that woman what kind of people my hus band received in that room?” “ Why, I have just told you that I did not want to arouse her suspicions, so as to make her talk all the more to-day.” “ Yes, that’s so—you did right! Is that in fernal street still far Just then the hack came to a stop. “ HSXO W? are before the house,” said Mad ame Marteliier. “Very well. Let mo get out alone. It is best that the concierge should not see you at first. By the bye, what time is it?” Madame Marteliier looked at her watch. “Three o’clo-k !” “ Oh, then, there is no danger of meeting my hu-band.” Valentine opened the hack door, got down and boldly entered the gate. Madame Marteliier remained alone about ten minutes, when Valentine returned, pale and nervously agitated. In entering the hack she called out to the hackman : “Driver, take us to the Luxembourg Gar dens.” The haokman whipped up his horse and they started off at a rapjd pace. “Well, darling?”inquired Madame Martel lier. “ You were quite right in your conjectures, mother. lam almost sure that he is deceiving me. He, Achille ! No, I must be dreaming.” “Now you see !” exOlaimed Mme. Marteliier, triumphantly. “ But why do you say almost sure ? Have you feund no positive prbo's ?” “No. And yet it amounts to nearly the same thing. To induce that woman to speak, I gave her all the money I had on see—five louis - which I had taken to buy a dress. Oh ! 1 never thought I would have used that money to bribe a portress. Well, the fast is that, as you already know, my husband spends twenty or thirty minutes daily in the room which he rents'from Mme. Marin.” “Yes; but with whom does he spend the time? That is the question.” “ AU alone!” “ Eh ! did you say ?” “Just what you have heard—all alone I Tho portress says that ha never goes to the house with anybody; that no one has ever inquired about him except a wicked-looking old lady who went there yesterday and questioned her about Mr. Achille. By thatjady, I suppose she must have gieaut you, madams.” i “But if he goes without company, and if no i body ever asks for him, what in the world can ■ your husband go to that house for ? One may i suppose all kinds of things.” “Wait a minute. About a week ago, as the concierge was standing at the door, Achille came up with a friend who left him, saying, in a roguish manner: “ ‘ Good-by, old fellow; I leave you to Fa mela.’ “Ah! there, now; that’s the secret I” ejacu lated Mme. Marteliier, “ Pamela I Some wretch living in the house, I suppose, who, not daring to receive him in her apartments, comes down to the famous first-floor room.” “That is just what I thought too.” “What a Machiavelli I have for a son-in-law !” “Here we are at the Luxembourg. Settle with the driver, madame. I haven’t a sou left. Let us walk about now for an hour, no, not quite an hour, only forty-five minutes.” “ And in forty-five minutes ?’’ “ Then we shall return to Princess street. I am anxious to know the full facts of the case.” After sending away the hack, Valentine and her mother started down one of the paths run ning along the side of the palace and leading to the main alley. There they resumed their con versation. “Pamela!” repeated Mademoiselle Launoy; “ Pamela ! what a horrid name I Nowadays no woman with any self-respect would call herself Pamela.” “ Formerly I knew several persons bearing that name,” said Madame Marteliier. “ Even one day at Longchamps I wore a hat known as tho Pamela, and it created quite a sensation. Bullet’s return to our subject—that is, to your husband. Do you really intend to return to Princess street by-and-by ?” “Of course 1 Madame Baudru—ah I I had forgotten to tell you that the name of the con cierge at No. 38 is Madame Baudru—has prom ised to conceal us both in a small cabinet with a glass door adjoining Mr. Launoy’s secret bower I In there, we shall both hear and see all that goes on.” “ Yes, but suppose ” “Ishall go alone, if you prefer it.” “No, indeed,” replied Madame Marteliier, epiritedly, “ 1 could not think of abandoning you to the anger of that monster, who, on see ing that you have found out what orgies he was reveling in, might be capable of injuring you.” “ A monster ! Achille a monster. Mother, believe me, I can’t realize it I ’ Madame Baudru’s little Swiss clock was just striking the quarter to five when she conducted the mother and daughter to Achille’s secret bower, as Valentine had called it. The worthy concierge had an extra key, by means of which she entered in the morning to air the room. A few seconds before five M. Launoy ap peared. With a happy countenance he took off his hat and overcoat. Then going to a cupboard he took from it a superb pipe, splendidly colored, a pack of caporal and a box of matches. After filling the pipe with care, he lighted it and sat down in an arm-chair. Half closing his eyes he puffed away with a look of satisfaction that could hardly be described by words. Through the door, purposely left ajar, Valen tine heard her husband murmur in a sort of ecstasy. “ How good it is, Lord, how good it is ! When I think that eld she-goat Madame Marteliier made me promise to give up smoking. 8o as not to set Valentine and her mother at odds—l kept my word—as long as I could—Ten long months I Then, when 1 could stand it no longer, I took you back, my little Pamela, good old pipe that I was so fond of in my student’s days.” A cry sounded from the cabinet, the door of whieh was opened abruptly. “ Valentine ! Madame Marteliier I” exclaimed Mr. Launoy wildly. And he tried to hide the forbidden pipe. “No! darling,” said Valentine; “don’t hide it! Bring it with you. You may smoke it at the house as much as you please. Pamela and I will get on well together.” And she joyously kissed Achille, who gazed upon her with a bewildered look, while Madame Marteliier, with a dark scowl on her counte nance, growled at the entrance to the cabinet: “Old she-goat! To think that I gave flve francs to Madame Baudru and three-ten to too hack-driver, just to hear myself called an old she-goat I”— Neus Orleans 'Dimes-Democrat. A JEREMYmbpLER. RICHARD BRIxT? SHERIDAN IN THAT hv l 4|l‘ “It is often,” writes Mr. Percy Fitzgerald, in his “Lives of the SheridanS, ! ‘aaSSfkt to ex tenuate Sheridan’S failings by “ im with Fox and Other extravagant men of pleasure of his time. Those who suffered by Sheridan’s faults were usually the humble class of trades men, persons who supplied families, who had overtrusted him, and who could ill afford to lose.” Here are one or two examples of the great wife practices whieh Mr. Fitzgerald records: He sent for Chalier on the day of a dinner party, Kelly tells us, and told him that luckily he was just in sash, and desired fo settle his ac count. Chalier Was much pleased, but said, as he had not it about him, he would return home and bring it with him. Sheridan added: “ Oh, Chalier, by-the-by, you must stop and dine with me to-day ! I have a party to whom I will introduce you—some leading members of bothiHquses/' Chalier, who was fond of great company, was Obliged to Sheridan for the offer, and promised, to be with him at the hour of dinner. Upon his return home, he informed the clerk of his cel lars that he was going to dine with Mr. Sheri dan, and would probably not be home till it was late. Sheridan had fixed the hour at six to Chalier, but desired him to come before that time, as he had much to say to him in private. At about five o’clock Chalier came to his appointment, and he was no sooner in the house than Sheri dan sent off a servant with a note to the clerk, desiring him, as Mr. Chalier was favoring him with his company, to send, as soon as possible, three dozen of burgundy, two dozen of claret, and two dozen of port, with a dozen of old hock. The clerk, knowing that bis master was really at Sheridan's, and thinking that the order came with his concurrence, immediately obeyed it. After dinner everybody praised the fine quali ties of Sheridan’s wines, and all were desirous of knowing who was his wine-merchant. Sheri dan, turning toward Mr. Chalier, said : “I am indebted to my friend here for all the wine you have tasted, and am always proud to recommend him.” Next morning Chalier discovered the trick. The following is another instance of the same kind: An innkeeper at Richmond had some ex cellent burgundy, of which Sheridan ordered two dozen, at eight pounds a dozen. The inn keeper sent him this quantity, and Sheridan, shortly after, assured him that he liked the wine so much that he would purchase the re mainder. The other had no objection to sell tho wine, but he insisted on being paid for the first parcel before he sent out a second. This Sheridan promised to do if he would call on a particular day at his house in Bruton street. He was punctual, and, as soon as Sheridan had him in the house, he ordered his carriage and set bif at full speed for Richmond. On his ar rival there tho wife of the innkeeper cried out: “Oh, Mr. Sheridan, how unlucky ! My hus band has just gone to town in search of you, and you have missed each other.” “Ob, no,” said Sheridan ; “ I have seen your husband, my good woman, and we have ar ranged everything ; so you have only to get me the rest of the burgundy, and have it packed up immediately, that I may take it to town with me, for I have some friends to dine with me, and can’t wait.” She packed up the wine and had it put into Sheridan’s carriage, who returned to town about the same time that the innkeeper re turned to Richmond. INGERSOLL ON JOCLLLISM. It is the Worst Possible Form of Slav very and Should Fail. (,From the North American Deview.) Some of the best and purest of our race have advocated what is known as socialism. They have not only taught, but, what is more to the purpose, have believed that a ualion should be a family; that the government should take care of all its children; that it should provide work and food and clothes and education for all, and that it should divide the results of all labor equitably with all. Seeing the inequalities among men, knowing ot the desutut on and crime, these men were willing to sacrifice not only their own liberties, but tho liberties ot all. Socialism seems to be one of the worst possi ble forms ol slavery. Nothing, in my judg ment, would so utterly paralyze all the forces, all ths splendid ambitions and aspirations that now tend to tho civilization of man. In ordi nary systems of slavery there are some mas ters, a few are supposed to be free; but in a so cialistic state all would be slaves. Ifthe government is to provide work it must decide for the worker what he must do. It must say who shall chisel statues, who shall paint pictures, who shall compose music, and who shall practice the professions. Is any gov ernment, or can any government, be capable ol intelligently performing these countless duties ? It must not only control work, it must not only decide what each shall do, but it must control expenses, because expenses bear a direst re lation to products. There'ore the government must decide what the worker shall eat, and wherewithal he shall bo clothed; the kind ot house in which he shall live; the manner in which it shall be furnished, and, ii the govern ment furnishes the work, it must decide on the days or hours of leisure. More than this, it must fix values, it must decide not only who shall sell, but who shall buy, and the price that must be paid—and it must fix this value, not simnly upon the labor, but upon everything that can be produced, that eaa be exchanged or soli. Is it possible to conceive of a despotism be yond this? The present oonditien of the world is bad enough, with its poverty and ignorance, but it is far better than it could by any possi bility be under any government like the one de scribed. There would be less hunger of the body, but not of the mind. Each man would simply be a citizen of a large penitentiary, and, as in every well-regulated prison, somebody would decide what each should do. The in mates of a prison retire early; they rise with the sun; they have something to eat; they are not dissipated; they have clothes; they attend divine service; they have but little to say about their neighbors; they do not suffer from colds; their habits are excellent; and yet, up one enyiee their condition. Socialism destroys the family. The children belong to the state. Certain offi cers take the place of parents. Individuality is lost. The human race cannot afford to exchange its liberty for any possible comfort. You remem ber the old fable of the fat dog that met the lean wolf in the forest. The wolf, astonished to see so prosperous an animal, inquired of the dog where he got his food, and the dog told him that there was a man who took care of him, gave him his breakfast, his dinner and his supper, with the utmost regularity, and that he had all that he could eat and very little to do. The wolf said : “Do you think this man would treat me as he does you ?” The dog replied : “ Yes; come along with me.” So they jogged on to gether toward the dog’s home. On the way the wolf happened to notice that some hair was worn off the dog’s neck, and he said : “ How did the hair become worn?” “That is,” said the dog, “ the mark of my collar ; my master ties me at night.” “Oh!” said the wolf, “are you chained— are you deprived of your liberty ? I believe 1 will go back; I prefer hunger.” hoesTTalk. BRIDE AND BRIDEGROOM AT THE RACES. {Clara Selle in N. 0. Times-Democrat.) Everybody knows how horse talk invades the dining-room and parlor at home. The men bring it in from the club and take it with them to the office. But sometimes a portion of it stays behind and is eagerly rolled over the tongues of the girls of the family. A young bride was calling with a friend, and at more than one house found other friends who had been to the races. Entrancing were the stories they told of backing the winners. Now our bride, Louisa, had never been to the races in her life, and that very night she asked her hus band if he would not take her. “ Now, who has been putting that into your head ?” asked John brusquely. “Why, X don’t know, John, dear,” said Louisa, “ but everybody seems to go and I want to. 1 want to back the winners.” The next scene is at Sheepshead Bay. Three races have been run, and Louisa is intensely interested, not only in events, but in the scenes around her. She has kept her eyes open, and has noticed that ladies near her send money away in the hands of boys in uniform, and that the boys return with tickets, which the ladies put in their bags. She has pleaded with her husband to let her bet just once on a race, but he has forbidden it so sternly that she dares not speak of it again. But John has left his seat after each race, and not returned until the next one is about to be run. In her innocent little head has crept the idea that John is betting on the races, and she longs to know what his for tune has been. By the time the third race has been run she has grown into a fever of excite ment over a project which she feared to execute. She would take advantage of his absence and bet for herself secretly. John looked very dark at the conclusion of the third race and ground his teeth as he answered to his wife's innocent question that he had rather hoped such a horse would win, for he knew the jockey. “He’s tell ing a white lie,” thought bright Louisa, “ and I will get even with him.” But it seemed as if John would never get up and disappear as he had before. In fact, John was wondering whether he would take a final plunge with what he had left. He decided that he would go out to the betting pavilion at all events and see how the odds were running. Audit was unnecessary to say that he plunged. As soon as he was gone Louisa was thrown into a rage of excitement and doubt. The color mounted hot to her cheeks and her heart thumped like a type-writer, as with a supremo impulse oho bocKviiod w a buy, It was the last chance. “Here,” she exelaimed, producing some bills from her purse. “Take this and bet it for mo.” “Who on?” asked the boy, stolidly receiving the money and counting it. There were thirty dollars. “ Oh, dear 1” whispered Louisa. “ I don't know anything about horses. You know, don’t you?” “ Well,’’ said the boy, scratching his head, “ they a?e givin' tffo to one on Ichi Ban and six to one on Pocomoko, but I thinjs it’? a ya?? for a shorf horse myself,” J 25 ~ *'* i -*’ “But can a short hbrae run as fast as a long Ona ? asked Louisa, in surprise. “ Well,” said the boy, “ that depends; but I am backing Ovid, and you can get fifteen to one on him.” “ Well, well, hurry along and do what you think best, only put it somewhere and don’t let anybody know.” -nu. hov disappeared, and presently John came back. She looauS a t hifilJSWfiiyely to see if he suspected anything, but John’s ilCfi Was like that of a Sphinx. The boy returned, too, and slipped a piece of paper into Louisa's hand without attracting attention. She hastily thrust it into her purse, feeling wofully guilty. The race was run, and it would be hard to Say which was the more excited. When it was over John said, awkwardly; “Louisa, you brought Some money on the track with you, didn’t you ?” “ Yes, dear,” she replied, faintly, feeling that now the storm was coming. “ 1 guess you better let me have it,” he said. “To tell the truth, I have got rid of mine. A friend told me that a race was coming a cer tain way; he wanted me to back it—and—l did so, and it’s gone wrong, you know; such things Will Sometimes,” and his courage returned as he got the confession out of his mouth. Louisa trembled. “I haven’t got the money, John,” she falter ed. “ I—l spent it” “ The devil you did 1” exclaimed John, un gallantly. “Humph ! I’d like to know how we are going to get home, to Bay nothing of having anything to eat,” and he relapsed into silence. Louisa felt all the sorrow and anguish of a penitent. It took more nerve than it had to bet her money to put her hand in her bag, produce her ticket, and pass it to John, saying faintly: “Perhaps this is worth something. They might give you back the money if you told them about it.” John did not hear the last part of her sen tence. He was staring hard at the bit of paste board, and ail he could say was, “flow in thun der did you come to play that horse ?” Then, before Louisa could say a word, he turned upon her, held the card before her face and ex claimed: “ Have you the slightest idea how much this is worth ?” “ No,” she answered, repressing a sob. “ I didn’t mean to, and I won’t do it again—l won’t, truly—and I don’t want to come to the races again.” “Well,” he assented, “I don’t think you’d better, for this play is about the most absurd that could be made, but it just happens that this particular ticket is worth five hundred and forty dollars.” They had a pretty good dinner. CHANGE IT IS FOUND EVERYWHERE. “ Change is written on the tide, On the forest’s leafy pride, On the streamlet glancing bright; On the jewel’ed crown of night; All, where’er the eye can rest. Show it legibly imprest.” Like many another which the eye may behold, the ear hearken to, or the mind conceive, this subject has ever been debatable. Some persons dislike the thought of any change, no matter of whatsoever description. They have become rooted to the soil whereon they were born, and would prefer to live and die there, regarding with a species of horror the self-chosen rovers of the laud and sea, who, in their turn, look down upon the poor stay-at-homes with a pity akin to contempt—believing that “ changeless ness is synonymous with death, and change is life.” Truly says Cowper: •• Tbo earth was made so various that the mind Of desultory man, studious of change And pleased with novelty, might be indulged.” These are the mutations ot .place and scene; but there are, too, those of customs and ideas, necessary and unavoidable, unless we would stand still and let the world pass by us. Upon this we may quote Carlyle, who has well said: “To-day - is not yesterday; we ourselves change. How can our works and thoughts, if they are always to be the fittest, continue al ways the same. Change is ever needful.” Tq Goethe, this breaking from his old asso ciations must have been fraught with pain, or fie would not have thus bo sadly written: “ On the same stream we never float again, and I long so in my innermost soul for the con tinuance of all that I have liked or loved, that I dread to see again scenes where I h ive been very happy, and which my memory invests with an ideal light, or people whom I thought especially lovely, and from whom I have long been separated, lest 1 should be painfully im pressed with the constant change in ail things.” With more wisdom, if, even, with a touch of worldhness, is Hawthorne’s inference: “No Summer ever came back, and no two Summers were ever alike. Times change and people change; and if ear own hearts do not change as readily, so much the worse for us.” is itßeason ? A RAT’S REMARKABLE INSTINCT. (From the American Fatura’iKt.) On a very warm day in early Summer I hap pened to be standing near a chicken coop in a back yard, when I noticed the head of a very gray and grizzled rat, thrust from a neighbor ing rathole, and concluded to watch the move ments of the veteran. After a careful survey of the surroundings, our old rodent seemed to be satisiied that all was right, and made a cau tious exitfrem the home retreat. Afresh pan of water had been recently placed before the chicken coep, and the water looked a friendly invitation to the thirsty old rat, winch imme diately started toward it. The rat had not reached the pan before five half-grown young ones rushed ahead and tried tb be the first at the water. The old rat there upon immediately made a leap like a kangaroo and was at the edge of the dish in advance ef the foremost ot her litter. Thon ensued a most remarkable occurrence. The mother rat raised herself on her haunches and bit and scratched at her offspring so severe ly, whenever they attempted to reach the water, that they all finally scudded away, evidently very much astonished and frightened at the strange and unaccountable behavior of their mother. When the little ones were at a safe distance, the reasons for her extraordinary be- havior began to be revealed at once in the intel ligent action of the old mother rat. She first wetted her whiskers in the water, looked suspiciously about her, then very cau tiously and carefully took a dainty little sip of the liquid. She tasted it as tentatively and critically as a professional tea-taster, and when she was satisfied that it contained no poisonous or other deleterious matter, she gave a couple of squeaks, which quickly brought her young and thirsty brood to her side, and all fearlessly drank their fill. Now, this old mother rat was experienced, and had evidently learned her les son in that school thoroughly, and so she would not allow her young and untaught litter to taste water which might have contained rat poison or what not, until she had satisfied herself that the liquid was harmless. Does not this look very like reason? A Pointer for Cremationists. — The Cremation Society of Zurich, Switzerland, one of the beat organized associations in the world, has adopted the Bourry system, which is de scribed as follows: Like Siemens, Mr. Bourry only allows heated air to be communicated with the body. In both systems the corpse burns directly, no flame is to be seen singeing the body; but it burns itself by the abundance of hot oxygen which surrounds it. Bourry uses carbonic acid gas, prepared in a coke regenera tor, for heating the crematorium. During the process of cremation ho uses mainly chimney gases for heating the air before it touches the corpse, which allows a more economical use of the heat. It ia of great advantage that the chimney needs to be thirty-five feet high from the base of the cellar, so that it is fully covered up by the building. The ashes fall, without being touched, by an almost automatically working apparatus, into the urn. The dissolution of the body does not take place in the dark, unseen and uncontrolled, but the whois action is clear and open. Bourry and Venini place the cre matorium, which has the shape of a sarcopha gus, and which can be approached from all sides, in the midst of the hall in which the ser vice is to take place. There is a little window on the back of the sarcophagus through which one may see the process of cremation, which is com pleted within one to one and one half hours, without smell or smoke. The process is sol emn and beautiful, and avoids every unasthetic manipulation. Beaver .Colonies.—Two beaver col onies have just been discovered at Amlid, near Christiansand, Norway. On the bank of the river the beavers have made lodges ef branches of trees, which are held together with clayey mud, the whole resting on logs of wood. The entrance, a hole, faces the river, but is below the surface of the water. Round the entrance there are numbers of aspen and birch trees, the bark of which has served as food for the animals. The beaver gnaws the tree about two feet from the root, and if it finds the bark to its taste, cuts the tree up in pieces from two to three feet in length, which the animal then drags or carries down to its house—proceed ings which are fully demonstrated by the many “log runs” in the wood along the river bank. Observers have also noticed another remarkable habit of this interesting animal, viz., that on arriving by the water side with such a log of wood it will poise the piece on the back of its neck and swim with it right into the lodge, where the bark is gnawed off and stored away for winter use. This accomplished, it will shoot the log into the river. The largest trees the animals have dealt with in this manner are eleven inches in diameter. The colonies are situated far from human dwellings, where peo ple only come in winter, during the timber felling season. An Unanswered Prayer.—A peculiar custom, says the Overland Monthly t yrhich ob* tains among the Moravians may not be gene rally known. At their headquarters in Ger many a list is kept of ladies who are ready to become missionaries’ wives at a moment’s notice ; one of the elect writes home for a wife, and out the first on the list is sent, with out regard to age or appearance, as the mem- JJIS $ to signify their wishes in this respect. A JSrT QUS instance and effect of this custom came before a friend of mine who was on his way out to Calicut, on the Malabar coast of India. On board the same steamer was a lady who had been dis patched in this way to become the wife of a mis sionary there, who, it was said, had lost six al ready—but possibly this was a mistake. When they arrived in port ho came on board in a state of great excitement to see h's new wife, and hurriedly dived down into the cabin, but pres ently afterward emerged from it with a very long face, and rushed to the taffrail, where he was heard to give vent to this rather irreverent remonstrance: “ O Lord ! O Lord ! for these many months past I have been praying thee not Jq send me red hair, and here it is again I” Four Little Kings.—Says a cable let ter: The King of Greece is very tall and slim, with a dull, heavy face, sleepy blue eyes, thick, straight nose and a drooping, brown mustache. The King of Denmark is tall,with a broad, com- Eact figure. He has the face of a sea captain; is complexion is very red, his face has not much expression and his features are irreg”’ r He wears a mustache and side-w ,- r araj which are of an iron-gray c" <or> shaven chin is square and lines. The King of Belgiuig jg Lu, straight, with a full chest and broad shoulders. His hair is a dark brown mack, parted exactly in the middle. His eyes are dark, set deeply under very straight eye brows. His nose is straight, lull, sweeping brown mustache, and very full brown beard. The King of Saxony is a very ordinary-looking man. He has th- appearance of a retired mer chant with a small income, who lives a peaceful, narrow life. He is of medium bight, with slop ing, round shoulders. His hair is gray; his complexion sallow; his eyes cold gray-blue; his nose large and straight; a snowy-white mus tache and side-whiskers conceal in a measure the weak character of the lower part of his lace. An Agreeable Climate.—About two weeks since, says the San Diego (Cal.) Union, a gentleman arrived with his fam ly, and intend ing to make his home here, rented a domicile and began housekeeping. Among the articles exhumed from the packing boxes was a ther mometer, which the good housewife hung be neath the sheltering roof of a porch on the west side of the building. Three times each day she, as was her custom, carefully noted the mercury. Much to her surprise the quicksilver seemed to remain stationary. Finally, after four days’ time, she called her husband’s atten tion to the matter. “ There must be something wrong with that thermometer, my dear. It has been seventy degrees ever since I hung it, up four days ago. I think it must have been in jured in the box with the other things.” The question was referred to a neighbor, who had come to San Diego in the early days of the boom and had a little more extended' acquaintance with the local weather. “Oh, the thermometer is all right,” he replied. “This is an equable climate, you know. It will not vary verv much from that figure if you leave it there till next Christmas.” A Welsh Trick.—The following in cident was reported recently with respeet to the tithe war in North Wales: A formidable band of bailiffs visited recently one of the largest farms in the disturbed district. On nresenting themselves at the door of the house the bailiffs inquired of the servant if her master was at home. “No, he is not,” answered the servant. “Is your mistress in?” “Yes, she is; do you want to see her Upon this the mistress of the house, a smart, sprightly woman, made her appearance. “Is the master in?’ again in quired the bailiffs. “Oh, yes, sure,” was the ready reply; “ would you like me to send him to you?” “If you please, missus,” answered the bailiffs. “Well, you go into the yard, and he will bo with you directly.” The farmer’s wife then closed the front door, passed tnrough the back to the farm baildings and unloosed the bull, which came roaring into the yard where the bailiffs were awaiting the master. “There, that is the master here.” called out the dame as the representatives o( the ecclesiasti cal commissioners beat a hasty retreat, mount ing th? gate and fence with the greatest alacrity. The Carnage in the Franco-German Wab.—The Speclateur HUitaire, quoting from a report made by the international Committee of the Red Cross Society, states that out of 33,101 officers and 1.118,2.54'rank-and-file of the Ger man army who entered France in 1870 ’7l, as many as 98,231 were killed and wounded. Of these, 050 were disabled by bayonet-thrusts, 1,146 by the lance and sabre, and Jo,-137 by fire arms. ’Of this latter category, 1 1 per cent, fell by gunshot-wounds, and only per cent, in con sequence of artillery fire. The carnage was least at the following battles: Sedan, where 3.08 per cent. O'! combatant strength fell; Le Mane, 2.4 per cent.; Amiens, 2.7 per cent. The most sanguinary engagement of the war was at Mars la Tour, whore 16.8 per cent, succumbed. Comparing these losses with those incurred in times when troops came to closer quarters, we find that the Prussians had 40 per cent, hors de combat at Kolin (1758), and the Austrians lost 30 per cent, at Aspern (1809). At Leipzig the corps of De York was, in the course of three, hours, weakened by one quarter ot its strength; that of Kleist by 30 per cent, in only two. Why Chinese Junks Have Eyes.— Chinese junks and boats have eyes carved or painted on the bows, which are usually sup posed to be a mere fanciful form of ornamenta tion. But they have a real meaning, as Mr. Fortune found. In going up one of the rivers from Ningpo he was startled one d y by seeing a boatman seize his broad hat and clap it over one of the eyes of the boat, while other boats on the stream were similarly blinded, Looking about for an explanation he saw a dead bedy floating past, and he was told by the boatman that it the boat had been allowed to “ see ” it some disaster would surely have happened, either to passengers or crew, before the voyage ended. Insombustible Scenery. — Experi ments have been made at the Theatre Royal de la Monnaie, Brussels, which have d.naoustated the ineombustibility of certain scenery eoated two years ago with a composition consisting of powdered alum and asbestos. This is the in vention of M. V. Wybauw, the engineer of the town, and the process is likely to be generally adopted in Brussels, especially as the flexibility of the canvas and the brightness ot tbo colors are not affected by its application. Making a Sea.—During many years spent in Tunis, Col. Boudaire surveyed foug great depressions, or “shotts,” extending bar low sea-level, in such position that they may b®- filled with water, by means of a canal. Thesa depressions—named Tedjed, Djerid, Rhars®. and Meirir—could thus bo changed into a laka more than seventy-five feet deep, and having ail area oi 3,164 square miles. Tho creation of thia lake and the consequent improvement of much! surrounding country formed the favorite project ot Col. Boudaire, and now seems likely to be ac complished in spite of its author’s death. Ths artesian wells tried in the district, and froia which a revenue in aid of the canal was ex pected, are proving successful. The first well, sunk in 1885 to a depth of 295 feet, commence® yielding water at tbo rate of 1,760 gallons pen minute, and has now increased its flow to 19,8(13 gallons per minute. According to Sir F. do Lesseps, the banks of the river Melab, which fifteen months ago were deserts, are now popu lated; and very shortly the canal will be com menced. How the Sultan Lives.—The Sultan,’ Abdul Hamid, is thirty eight years old, abouS the medium bight, with dark hair and eyes, swarthy complexion, prominent nose and slen der figure. The lower part of his face is cov ered by a full, black beard. He is an inveterate smoker, and shows his European taste by smok ing cigarettes instead of Turkish pipes. Hi® palace surpasses, in beauty and magnificence the rich descriptions in the “ Arabian Nights.’* The “hall of jewels” contains a dazzling col lection of diamonds, rubies, sapphires, em eralds, and other precious stones, heaped in large bains. The immense army of cooks, at tendants and others required to keep up the Sul tan’s large household is a [constant drain upon the people. Abdul Hamid’s personal expense® are £0,000,000 francs ($10,000,600) a year. Hia favorite attendant, Kishlar Aga, the black eunneh, receives 240.000 francs as his salary, with many rich perquisites. He bears tho high soundig title of Guardian of the Gate of De lights. Strategy of the Vienna Milliners’ —Vienna has long been notoriously one of tha dearest cities in Europe to live in ; and the mil liners ot the Donaustadt have made up theifi minds that they, at least, will do nothing likely to make it cheaper. The cheap Manila hats that are to be bought in London shops for a few pence are very popular just now among tha Viennese ladies—largely, no doubt, because they require but little trimming, and are indee® most “killing” when most modestly adorned. Naturally, the milliners are annoyed at thia singular preference for the cheap and becom ing ; and they hao had a meeting to consider what ought to be done. It was decided to trv to bring the “penny hats” into contempt; an® a day or two later a large number ot scaven gers and crossing sweepers made their appear ance wearing the detested Manilas. Vienna baa had a good laugh at the eleverness of the mil liners, but whether their strategy will have th® desired effect remains to be seen. It is Hot in China, Too.—“We find living in China far more pleasant than we ha® anticipated,” writes a missionary physician ta the Des Moines Register. “Foreign supplies oj all kinds ean be had at a little advance oveE what they cost at home. In addition to thesm there are many Chinese products which we use; V> o have fresh fish constantly at from three ta eight cents a pound. The variety of fruits iat almost endless. In this latitude the climate :a very nice. The winters are about six weeks long, with the thermometer never below zero. The very hot weather is in the latter part oi July and during the month of August. Tha thermometer never reaches much above ninety degrees, but the nights are almost as hot as th® days. This makes it quite oppressive and de bilitating. From the first of September to tha first of January, and from the middle of Febru ary to tho middle of July, the weather is excel lent, Quy healths I’ftve been as good, if qqJ better, than in America'.' -» „, • f V How to Sleep Hot Nights.—lf you are troubled with insomnia these sultry nights, just turn the faucet of cold water in your bath room tor a minute or two upon your feet, and! then thoroughly dry them. Haul taut voui mosquito-bar, let your head lie low, and, lika ?P untr y blacksmith in his pew at churon, moSv your eyes and think of nothing,. The cold water drives beads and produces a soporific effect. OnC big- Portuguese onions, sliced and nicely season??? and eaten with thin bread in the form of sand wiches, would be good. An ordinary Unite® States onion will do if the big fellows are out of the market. Onions are full of opium. Lof business and all mental labor go out of youg head. Keep the thoughts of maturing notes, interest upon mortgages, the good-looking ohan who was attentive to your best girl, and all suefl enemies to repose on the outside oi your mos quito-netting. \ He was One of the Nephew? _ jv was trying to raise money to - j church. It was greatly need' - gregation was made up of ' circumstances, so he wealthy brethren making appeal *<F nrised ’’ he ra largs 01ties - 1 am - Bur " of the'-' - said, “at the lukewarmness' . nch men and women 1 have talked with ... the subject. Here is an opportunity to ad- ViluDe the interests of our denomination, an® they are so absorbed in worldly affairs that they hardly give it thought.” “When you go t® B-—,” replied his friend, “you had better call on Mr. Blank. He is rich and childless and han a reputation for great liberality.” “ Oh, I don’t think he will give anything; I won’t mention the matter to him. He has been giving awaj money all his life, and I think he ought to save what he has left for his nephews and nieces,” The speaker was one of the nephews. How Fatigue Operates.—After a study of some years, Professer Moseo, of Turin, finds that when fatigue is carried beyond th®' moderate stage, at which it is decidedly bene ficial, it subjects the blood to a decomposing process, through the infillration into it'of sub stances which act as poisons, and which, when, injected into the circulation of healthy animals, induces uneasiness and all the signs of excesi sive exhaustion. When within the resisting power of the subject, fatigue has its ploasurea and even joys, these being the expression of th®- organic consciousness that bodily loss of tissua is being balanced by reconstruction. Mosso’d experiments were performed on Italian sol<f diers, and they proved, among the other re sults, that the stature and power of the modern warrior are fully equal to those of the ancient Roman. A Healthy Patriarch.—Janies Pres ton, and active miner, at Shenondoah, Ps„ fq ninety-two years old. His present wife is his third. He is the lather ol thirty-six children— eighteen by his second wife, eleven by his first, and seven by his last. Thirty-three of them ara boys, each wife giving birth to one daughtea only. Preston came to this country when h® was twenty years old, and went to work as a miner, in which occupation ho has been engage® ever since. He enjoys good health and hie senses are unimpaired. Mistook an Earthquake for Burg4< labs.—A woman in Chico, Cal., awakened by tho jarring of an earthquake recently thought the noise was made by a burglar, and, seizing her revolver, she rushed to an open window, from which she fired a volley in the directions of the supposed robber. The shaking ceased, and she again retired, and was considerably surprised to hear a lew hours later that sb® had been shooting at an earthquake. Is This True ? - A writer in a medical journal says that he has had great success in the cure of over three hundred cases of acute and cbrpnic catarrh, or cold in the head, by th® use of ice-cold water. The legs, from the knee® downward, are washed with it in the morning and at night, and rubbed vigorously with s coarse towel. It is necessary to do this for two days only: and many patients are said to hav® been cured in one day. Omaha Reporter—“ Had a big drought down in Texas, I hear.” Texas Man—*' Worst kind* Why, at one time it got so bad that our local papeij actually printed a regular church prayer for rain, inr th? editorial page.” '‘Did it rain?” "Well, wc hid a sort of a shower a week or so ago.” " Yes; nothing line advertising.” Want of Sleep Is sending thousands annually to tho insane asylum ; and the doctors say this trouble is alarmingly on the increase. The usual remedies, while they may give temporary relief, are likely to do more harm than good. 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