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BABY'S PAPA HERBERT. [Chicagti Mail.] ien you won't go Alice ?" "N?>, Herbert?I atu so sorry? but Um baby !" "(Mi, bang ?M baby !" and I In long out of tbo room slam ?lag the door behind him. Alice : looking at the door ; growing whiter and whiter. Then ?he gave u lu-art breaking ciy, anil fell on bet knees by tbe eradle, and, hid l?g her face in her hands, sobbed bitterly. BeM bad looked forward so loug to thi? particular party. - it was given by Mis Mount'oy, one of the leaders of society. She had not asked lleibert to gire II it]? also, and even said then- was no reason wliv he should stay at home; but still in her heart .?t hearts she hoped he WOUld. ??lie said 'Hang tl.e bul y :' ves be did, darling," she iiinitiiured, with indignant emphasi?, as the beut over tho little uiifonseioiis aleeper, '-It was your papa who t ii.it, ami bo has gOM to a brilliant patty with such Utoaghta ol his wife and ehild. Did yOU eoiue. dearest, to ? us from each other .'" This awtul idea called forth a Hood of bitter ten ?. ?She pictured th. mblage and lier Heibett dancing with young girls, railing on others, .nul leaTing her at home to ?lie of heart break. Hit Imagination, always : id, viewed him in his triumph, un? til her miser* took almost the lortn of madm '?lie didn't sant ?e to go," ahs said '-he sated as if he didn't, and then he pretended to throw all the blame on that dear, helpless babv !" Suddenly she heard the sound ol ige ?heals outside. They stopped at the door; the bell rang, and a fairy-like figure stood on the threshold of the room, i:i all the wlstfalaess Ol expectancy, with dimpling tmilesand laagbii ????h, Mabel P cried Alice, ?tart IngtO her feet with a -lad cry; ??this is, Indeed, a surprise. I'm so glad you come. My darling sister.'" Forthwith ensued a scene ot rap? turous web-mue. Then the baby vlnluietl. aad one would not have dreamed that a tear had ever i the eheek of the proud mot her. Then the visitor's trunks wit. ordered to be carried up ?l.ii: where s Herbert * In the stud] '" at last Mabel naked. 'Ties out, dear.' "Good : Don't be angry because I'm glad, for we can have such a nice little chat. You didn't eipoct me T" '?Ot course I didn't." ??Well, I didn't think of coming, i know, for a mouth. 1-nt I thought it would bo so nice to sur you." '?Ob, I'm so glad." ??And then, Paul is coming. ' she said, blushing, "next week to stay it month : he has business here, and he wanted me so badly to be here, too. I declare," she said, laughing, "I'll have to marry iiiot soon to get lid ot him."' ?'Oh, Mabel ! don't marry him un ?i are certain you'll be hap? py !" cried Alice, hysterically. "Be sure, first, he won't go to parties and le?ave you aloue with the ba?b - rbbed. "What ' is Herbert at a party ':" ? tod ?alabe!, quite subdued. "*i SS, he it ; and when I told him 1 could not g<> on account of the baby, he said -hail,: the ba?by '.' "if--, you little angel, your own lather said those awtul words?and then he si ?slammed the door.'' '?lie's a \ ipet !" exclaimed Ma? bel, With velietiieiiee. "Vou OOgllt to have gone. But Herbert has no to behave as he ?lui, and he he punished,'1 and Mabel threw bet wraps on the be?!, and took her seat by the flowing the. "If won't do to let him gel the up per band. Ah! 1 have it! I've _ hi a splendid plan. You nie to go to the paity." ?Mali 1 ! Impossible !" '?'." In lact, it must I? done. Vou must u?r Herbert a*e th i pretty as anybody, and ..oil ? as m u?-ti u? ?n- admired. tail near one ot mine one of Hi.- moat bewitchiag, bewildering "I du ght from my last .nos iioni L'liclo Curtis 11 ? will throw you into Worth never composed any thing mon? lovely." In less tli in an hour Mabel led French mir 1 laughingly introduced her to the lovelii s? Vid lust dl woman she had avec seen. .? trembled a litio when she found herself actually on ?M to Mr?. Mount joy's ; but hei hnil conqaeted, ami her In-art was hardened by Herbert'.? emphatic expression eoneerning the baby. .she was reaaaared, however, by Mrs. Mount joy's hearty welcome. '?I'm so glad you've come, my tb-ar,*' s'ie said. "Voiir husband s ;'l h?. feared 'hab\' would keep yea at home; but I told him that ?as all nonsense. Yon did right to i.'ciiiisiilir th,. matter.'' Herbert, like many hands.. ??ict.V men, was a little spoiled ami without knowing it. He loved -Mice devotedly, hut he was ItOt unwilling to receive the sweet smiles aad boiled words of others. It was while he was dancing with '. '? ot tile most noted and beautiful women of the metropolis, who was willing to listen to his BOB* .'?m Herbert looking up from the i-ce i<i??i,,t against his ahoolder, while the mtmmatj wait/ music, .?thrilled Iba i.e?rt> HHUS?{U, t(1 ?willies* as tO joy," ?"???nu,,,.,,.,, ^ , ???atklit'g lace of his wit?*. ..mi ?,ilw her arrayed in the freshest am) most graceful costume in the room. ?She was moviug ipnietly along with au escort iu auiform." "l'ray don't stumble,'" said his partner petulantly, for ni ti m un-ut t lie grand repose ol her man ! lier was goue,and the lady on his arm I might have been made ol wax or j any other ductile material lor all lie | cared now. "How the dickens came she here .' " he mattered to himsell aa I be led his partner absentlj to ,i ?net, deaf to all her prettj words, blind to her fascinations. "lf certainly la \ lice?tint tli.it dress?the prettiest thing here. AmI 1 ?oft her quite determined not to come. 1 don't understand it. Daodng with thai puppy, Qalnett, too. -She knows I hate him." With these amiable thoughts, be laid himself out to gain the attcii tion of his wife and make hi plain. It waoaomc time before be had a chance, so he was obliged to content himself with following her graceful motion, angry with him? self and with her. "Alice ! Can 1 believe my ey< - ' 1 at last m the pause of the (.Lim e. "1 siioultl think \tni might," was the nonchalant reply. "Bui excuse me I am four deep already." And Herbert was torced to move one side as m pomposa acquaintance claimed her hand. "How about the baby, Alice .'" he asked, anxionaly. She put her tony lips to his ear, and in a subdued voice exclaimed : "Hang the baby '" Herbei t started and changed color. To be sure, he had used the same language, but from her it ?vas ??asperating. Ho? he gol through the evening he could hard? ly tell. When at last they were to? gether iu the carriage driving home, there might have been an open rupture but for the determined calmness el Alice, who look even thing as a matter of course. One glance in the beautiful nur sery unsealed his eyes. There, by the fire, sat Mabel, in ?ill the aban? don of a negligee toilet, her luxu? riant tresses (ailing in glossy tree doin over her shoulders, while the little fellow in her lap clutched at one long, sliinuiug curl, crowed and laughed as well as he could for aunty's smothering kisses. A sudden revulsion of feeling came to the fatliei's heart at the sight of the sweet home picture. Six months after that time Alice uas dieeted for a patty. Bat this time the party was to be given in her own house, and in honor Ol i Mallei's marriage. Even the bride did not look lovelier, for nothing now ever occurred to mar Alice's happiness, and happiness, alter all, is the best preservative of beauty. THAT FAMOUS BRUNSWICK STEW. Prom time aim,ist out of mind the old families ot Virginia have been accustomed to serve up then friends a stew known as the "Bruns? wick stew." T has long been a *j 11 stion in dispute as to the origin of this "stew." The true history of it is about as follows: During the war of 1812 there was a man named .lames Matthews, who was a soldier in that war. He was from the red oak neighborhood m Hrunswick county. Va. He was also a sipiirrel hunter, and it was his way of cooking the squirrel which gained hi in much popularity and eclat with the ladies. Hi? mode of cooking a squirrel was quite simple, as I,,Hows: After dressing it nicely, the squirrel was set to cooking early in the morn? ing, so that it might be ready for a 'J o'clock dinner. It was kept stewing continually, water being added to supply evaporation, until it was BO thoroughly done that the flesh wonld separate from the bones. which wf.ro taken out and thi seasoned t" the taste, not having any vegetables whatever in it. This was the first Brunswick stew, of 1816, and continued to be until '? ?!, when the tomato had br? e?me known as a most excellent vegetable. About this time a man ! by the name of Ned Smith, (from j the same county) conceived the idea 1 Of improving "Matthew's stew" by tin-addition of the tomato, onion, corn, potatoes, middling fresh but? ter and light bread. The original receipts for making lins '-stew," after the tomato was known to ho a most excellent article ot food, is as follows: Take one Squirrel, fresh and nice, a half pound of middling, cnt thin and with skin off, and water m siilb den) quantity. Put on at 8 o'clock to cook for fire hour?, when the ! flesh will leave the boues of the \ sqairnl, which should bo taken out. Now add one ipiart of tomatoes (peeled) one small onion, one half pound of butter, (fresh), one g ""I size Irish potato, two ears of coin, with the grain? split down each row before cutting from the cob. Then a sufficient quantity of sweet light bread should be added with the tomatoes just one hour before dinner. Now, season to the taste with both black and r. d pepper, and von have the genuine Bruna wickjsquirrel stew. It is a remarkable fact that no other flesh will impart the delicate wild flavor as the squirrel, hence there is nothing whatever to take its place.--NaiionaX Republican. A 1'ieiich author sais Cupid wears s bandage over his eyes. sometimes, in order that he may not see the wiinkles of those who coin I him. Mo*t lA.i-lleiit. J. .i. Atkins. Chiel ot Police, Knox ville, Tenu., untes: -My lam? ly und I aie beuc?oiai lea of vom most excellent medicine. Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption ; having found It to be all that you claim for it. desire to testify to it? virtue. My friends to whom I have recommended it, praise it at every opportunity.' Dr. King's New Discover] for ''"'>* u?l,h,M, is guaranteed to aL\ '?""?'"*. ?'?Ids, Bronchitis, mai i;o...::,H,vl.V;;r1.-' ; drugstore. Lare ??% J*1 IN6ERS0LL ON ALCOHOL. Tbe following beautiful Ian? is ?in extract from a legal speech made bj Colonel Robert Ingersoll: ??I ,uu nware there is a pi. again8l any man engaged in the manufacture ol alcohola 1 i i from the lime il issues from tbe orm m tin; distiller) until it empties ?uto the hell ot death, dishonor and crime, that it is demoralizing to every? body that louches it, fiom the source to where it ends, I do not believe that an,v.-body can contem? plate the subject without being prejudiced against the crime. All we h ive to il i is to think of the wieeks on either side ot ih?' stream ol death, of the suicides, of the in? sanity, ol the poverty, of the di? stinction, ot the little children tug? ging at the breast of the weak and deep n inj? w ?vea asking for bread, of men of genius it has w recked, the men struggling with imaginary Serpents produced liv this devilish thing : and when you think ol the il the alms houses, of the asy? I u ins, ol the prisons, of tbe scaffolds on either hand, I do not woutl that every thoii'lit fill man is pre diced against tins vile Btuff *?> -<\ alcohol. Intemperance cuts down youth in ils rigor, manhood in its strength, and age in its weakness. "It break? the fat hei'? heart, be? reaves the doting mother, extin guiabes natural atTection,erasca con jngal love, blots out filial attach , menta, blights parental hope and brings premature ago in Borrow to tbe grave. It produces weakness, not strength; sickness,not health; 1 death, not lile. It makes wives widows, children orphans, fathers lieiuis, and paupers. Ii feedsrheu : mat.sm, nurses gout, welcomes epi? demics, invites cholera, imports pestilence, and embraces consump? tion. It covers the laud with mis? ery, idleness and crime. It engen? ders controversies, fosters quarrels, land cherishes riot. It crowds your ; penitentiaries and furnishes victims 1 to the scaffold. It is the blood of the gambler, the element of the burglar, tbe prop of tbe highway ?man, and the support of the mid? night incendiary. It countenances the liar, respects the thief, es the blasphemer. It violates ot'li g?tions, reverences fraud, honnis infamy. It defames benevolence, hates love, scorns virtue and inno? cence. It invites the lather to butcher his helpless offspring, and the child to grind the patriarcbial li boms up men, consumes women, detests life, curses Hod, and despises heaven. It suborns wit liesses, nuises perfidy, defiles tbe jury box, and Mains the judicial ermine. It bribes vot?is, disquali tes, Corrupts elections, pol? lutes our institutions, and eiidan [ gers the government. U degradi s i the citizen, debase-, the legislator, dishonors the statesman, and dis I arms the patriot. It brings shame, I not honor : terror, not safety; de ! spair, not hope ; misery, not hap? piness; and with the malevolence Of a head, calmly surveys its fright . ful desolation, and unsatisfied with havoc, it poisons felicity, kills peace, ruins morals, wipes out na? tional honor, then cuises the World, and laughs at its ruin. It does that and more?it murders the ?mil. It is the sum of all villainies, the father ot cuines, the mother of all abomination, the devil's bes! friend, and God's worst enemy. COULISSE CHAT, The new tenor of the Host mi Ideal opera Company is named William , II. Lawton, possessing a ver voice. The gifted and amiable Marie Stone, oftbesame company, is his instructor in the business, tbe ?races and the artifices of the stage. According to the Chicago News, this is the way she, docs it : "Miss Stone sings : " ' 11- the last rose of summer Left blooming alone i ?..it.. v down toward tbe footlights, Wil ham ' : All her lnvi'iv companions (That's right - now turn out youi I \r.' fad. 'I :. bispers : Sii>li, William, sig No Qower of her kindred, ? bud it ni^li i ?liis?..'i? Iran t ?cal itt! H i try t.. lu.ik in T" reflect ba I her blushes And Riv.' hijjii f..r sigh ' Vo reflect (come this way a little) back ber blushes i i"i ligb . Sow t.i hand and bow smilingly to th? mi ?lien Joseph Jefferson is playing his favorite character of Rip Van Win? kle at the Globe Theatre, Boston, tins week. liis initial audience ! was ,,',,|""i nut not up to the desert of this sterling actor. Joe Jeffer? son was for several seasons in Ihe |. i-t "low comedian" at the old Marshall Theatre, in Richmond, as well as stage manager, where Ins mother, lather, and famous half brother, Charley Burke, were ins predecessors, and were ever favor? ites. Some of the most, famous ac tois known to the American stage either made then- ti i -st or last ap? pearance on the boards ol the old Marshall. J. B. Booth, tbe elder, first appeared here, as did Ueorge the Count Johannes, and Cooper, the English tragedian. The last appearance of William I*. Burton ami Kdwm Purest before tbe foot? lights was made in Richmond.? The dramatic taste of the city has changed since those days, bol ac? tors still regaid the audiences at the Richmond Theatre as n ithetio all.v sound in then judgment. fio nut think yourself smart, my son, vv hen toil liai e succeeded III deceiving y.inr mother. Your mother wants lo believe even thin] good and nothing bad of lui on ; therefore there Is uobody von can tool vu eaailv as bei ?except your? self, except yourself, except your The in ken lyre is a frequeU and not inappropriate emblem of the: funeral of a politician. FAI AND HODSIOII MAR,LAND RACERS AND TROTTERS An interesting artiele on Mai : land blooded horses was publish in 77, > .,, 'i day or two ago. Tin are several well known breeders race inn.ses in the state, the dm prominent among whom is e i,,'Minor Bowie. Man] othc have in cu ijinto .successful on tl turf for shut t distances, and, as tl article in question states, "tl i.King .season now drawing to close ha-, afforded the admirers i horses p irticularly good sport," b that "while the races of thoioug lucds m Maryland have been up the standard, the race? for trottiu inn -es have been superior to thoi of previous seasons.' Tin. trul is, ih.it although m earlier days < the turf Virginia look the lead ol s (?oin|ie'itois and Man?an,I w. not far behind, the superiority l< long ilistaiic.? racing stock hi passed over in these latter da\ s | Kentucky. That greater attentio .should now lie given in Mar.vlau o 11 otters is natural for there is i lore extensive demand for thei than ever before, and the speed I ?hem, by judicious breeding an training, and perhaps, though m always the case, by an infusion < the blood of thoroughbreds, hi bien wonderfully increased. Tli market for last trotters is then fore always a good one. and whei ever a trotter turns up that isequi : to those owned by the late M Vatiderbilt or Mr. Robert Bonne the sum he will letch amounts to considerable fortune to the luck owner. It is. therefore, wort i while for farmers to breed occasioi j ally from good trotting stock, an : to take some pains in trainin likely colts, as it costs no more t raise them than those of inferid quality. Some on? of these colt may develop a speed equal to th best, and thus obtain the vei ] highest fancy price. Many other may be able to trot in or soinew li;i below -.?'!<>, and thus command good round sum, while others, oui side of competing points, willm?k good roadsters. There is goo reason consequently in the mat agers of our county fairs enconrar ing trotting matches, tor apai from the pleasure lelt in them b visitors there la a material inter?s connected with such races. The, give publicity to the qualities c local trotters, and enable men wh are experts to judge ol tlM piasen value of the best of them, and 0 what their prospective value migh \ be when subjected to further jn dicions training and careful hand ling. That there la money to b made m i a,sing good trotters i j evident lioin the increased iiumlie Ht Honing tracks built in Mary '? laud duiing the season, and tin efforts made in some of the coon , ties ol the State "to have the tim? ing mads put in good condition to i training and speeding." There L another matter referred to in tin article on which we have base? these remarks which is altojpethe worth noticing in this connection l! s that "the mads around llalli inore city do not afford much facil itv for speeding horses, nor. in fact for ordinary driving, or even fo: the proper enjoyment of carriagi tiding." The truth of this every body koowa who has had 0 to pasa over our suburban high? ways. Now, while it would Im seriously objectionable to mak( trotting tracks of these highways and while it is very truly said in behalf of better roads that mon toll would be taken at the tollgatef ?with which the country commis smners have nothing to do?ant! while it is also quite true that "pleasure drivers on them would ai I a rule spend money in the country, ; in the way of refreshments, a pail of which would go to pay an inter nal revenue tax," the really strong ground to be taken is that the county roads ought to be put in the best condition, not simply to encourage trotting or pleasure driv? ing, or for the comfort of those who nde in carriages, bot because good roads me essentially ncces saiy to facilitate travel and traffic to and from the city, and because every mile of good road adds to the value ol property within easy distance of both aides of it, and, while thus of benefit tO the owners of such property, In?raseos the taxable basis.? Baltimore Sun. Fresh Eggs the Year Round. To have fresh eggs the year i ound, keep hens that will lay them fresh every day. To prevent fresh eggs from spoiling on your hands. eat them or sell to some ono else. We make no extra charge for these two valuable hints. Tiio usual in? quiries about preserving eggs for several months have arrived with the return of sommera In answer, we have, as usual, to say that we know no art liy means of which eggs can be made to retain the freshness Of their youth for six months or more, nor do wo know Of any method of rejuvenating them after they have reached their dotage. It has been proved that eggs will keep in fair condition two or three months, simply pack? ed in aalt, m m dry, silted coal ashes. The common method of keeping in lime water is piohably as good a? any. The lot ?nula ih two pounds of lime, one bjnf of salt, and four gallons of water.? Slake the lime in hot water. Pol in only fresh eggs, and keep them covered with the liquid. Kggl thus packed and placed in cold storage, when the temperature Is between 3? ?leg. ami 40 def., will probably come out in ediblo con? dition six months later; hut they will not be fresh eggs, and it ?-?.ill i e prudent to make use of them soon alter they aro taken from the pickle.?Farm Journal. ?Subscribo for tho Herald. ATeiT?o?eSiirE?calOiiaratlGii A'FATAL MISTAKE. Tite Cleveland (Ohio) I of Febnury 22W, L883; p?-" lished an aooo inl ol a fatal Burgical operation which caused h great commotion among noed ica] men throughout the whole country, Dr. ?Tiayer, the mo t. eminent rargeon in Cleveland, pronouncing it Kanrlaloits. It appears that n Mi King had buen Buffering for many j from tome ? I the stom? ach, which had resisted the treat nun' of all the physicians in attendance. The disea o oonunenced with n slight <!. rangement ?d the dig< with a poor appetite, followed by n peculiar ?ndescrilmbli ?roach, a feeliii" that has 1? en i as a faint "all tisation, a ,y slime ' - the teeth, i i ? nblf taste. T i >n iv.ts not removed l>) f< the contrary, il After a while tin: .. nuls and became eoh ?i nl tic] :i cold |iei'.-?iii:.nm. There was a con itnnl tin I and lan? guid feeling. The.How? '1 a dreadful nervo : gloomy forcbodii -. Fii the patii ''!?? ?*? re? tain any food . and there w ?i - coi i in the abdomen, A I i rem? edie! failing t.? relief, a consultation w:i - In Id, when il WIM decided thai the patient had a cancer mach, mid in order tosa\ ? I lie patient s life nti operation vv.-i ? j able. Accordin ;ly, on the l'l'.I of February, 1 tion was by Dr. Vance in tilt. pl< ' lici! of I Ir. Tuckermnn, l)? I*?Trier, Dr. Ann-, I Ir, ' i" ?ipner, and Dr. :: Board. 'I iie o]m ; r ion n ed in la; il g open the cavity of the ah en and e.vp the stomf : I m im ' ' . this ba I been ti ation ol th? Lut to the hoi i-.'' an of the doctoi * there h i cancer to lx. fount!, 'i he pa? tient did no! have .i i. When too late the n discover , hail in.id?! a terril . I'::: tin y sewed dressed the wound l liai tin y had made, lull the ? sank from I in a feu ii must be . >f this poor woi in 1 wife di< : BurgicaJ never to I ]f this ?? ' tlie proper n and V ?n (1 >r tin., was '?? was), she ? m liv. ingto . Roots, Syrup, :i ? \ pressly foi gestion, i cases to i other kin failed. The eviden ?? "I its efficacy in cm ing ; cases is too vi i publish* read th? ; favor of I do not question il nature, and the article has an '?nave wile. 1886. 1886. THE LE-A.XJHSTG1 ?NEWSPAPER of THK na? tional CAPITAL. Established Thirty-four Years. Tin: the EVENING STAR. . WEEKLY -I IB, WASHINGTON, D.O. Tua Kvi:mm, Sim: on Bator, eight-page. |..i|..-r ..I list? 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S]., emi, n copi?e sent to any eddreaa. It is n,.1 ni rriBjiirj (oral) tbe names in a clnfa to come from one offiee, imr >s it naoaaoary to semi nil tbe tenues nt one lima. Bend on the Demi s,,? fust ;l, ri l.'einittames should be made bi aback, i?,stai 1111,11, v order ot register? ,1 latter, m it 1? nneafe to tend money in ordinary irt i.i-, and tin' publish? r 1 annol l? ? si'l t l.\l. CLUII RATES: I he We, kly A mein an, with aaj ??. the following named journals, will beeentone . ? i!isir. tl, at the prices giren in the fir?t eolumn ',f ftgures Clnb Regular Names 01 JitvasAin. PriceeotJPriee ol the tvvi). the two. la Monthly . American Karmer. t , iitniy Magazins 1 hristian I'nion, 11, mi,rest'? Monthly_| l.e-h, 's Hins, Newepap'i ?? Popular Monthly, Lady's Magazine, r eats I Hour?,.. I flode ? liai p. 1'? W< el.iv. M igai ?ne. Katar. Christian Weekly I. |ip ncott'a Mag 1 Maryland r'armei k'ork, Imlas. Snent . . m... Rural New 'inrker. (HAS ( . KIXTON ?\ CO., PEI.IS AGSI'S, I'ubUnltet. AMERICA* ( >! 1 ICE, Baltimore, Md. IF i ? ? ? HEAPESu AND BE8T^| \sPLKXDIU PREMIUMS FOR 1887/ FULL? SIZE DRESS ? PATTERNS ! I Pi i.'i-.'ii'- Mag i in? la the beat ?ml cheapest ..i the lady's-books, Ii gires I more fur the money, andcombinea groatei I merits, than any other, It. Imtnarsee air dilution and long-established njmtatioa enable ita proprietor to dJatanoaaU com petition, In short, It has the beat steel engravings, beat colored Ikihlans, tu-Mi dresa-patterns,beat original "torn-, beat .M.- patterns, Ih-mi mute, et?-., at?, The stoi lea nov?lete, ata., in ''Petereon," u.. admitted to bathe beat published. All the mot i popular female writers contribute tu It, Rvery month, a fnll-aiie dreaa pattern la given, which ka alona worth the price of tbe number, ?very nwatb, also, i !.. re appi Mammoth Colored Fashion-Plate ! .. i ..n steel. Is Ice tbe ilia of others, anil superbl) colored. Alao, household, cookery, and other receipts; articles <%? .iri embroidery. Sonar culture, honaa de? oral everything Interest? ing i" ladle reran, llwajra in .tilt untre, N-i.oo a Viiir. Betf'Uriparall.-d Oilers to Clubs.-ioM i Coplea foi *'::<o I With the " Hook "f | Iktanty," splendidly 11 :t " ?? '.M Instrat?d, or a larga ?teol-engraving, "Mother's Darling," lot getting up the ('lui'. i Copies i"i r1'. ?.'' i With an extra eon? ..i I the Magasine be 1896, I) " " 9.00 | as i premium, to Iba person gell mu' np the ?.'lab. '. (..?ii. i for 1^.00 With both an extra copy "f ill? Magasin? '. ?? " 10.00 i..r i--?,mu? tbe larga ate? l-engrai Ing, "r Hu- "Book of Beauty" to H..- person getting up tin? elub. For Larger Clubs Still Orcatcr Induce menta ! Addreaa, port-paid, CHARLE? J. PETERSON, 300 i'l.. ?timi St., Philadelphia, Pa. Specimena aenl ^r.tii-., if written fur,in gel ao clubs .?. itli. GR?CEKTES, WOOD ni WILLOW WARE, GEARY'S i? ili" place in hny such ?;...>.!. iw yea muy want m this lino, MAIN STI'KI'.T, Woodstock, - Virginia. .Inn. IS '-ii. u Hi. ma I, PALACE BOARDING HOUSE. Tl.iiw.li ksownboaaa ii oowfoilahly tnrniabed, and offer? theoorafortaofa good f11"11" The tabla in snnpltad witli tu* taafbrd. TeraM?odorat? ?n l ili.- petrooafrs ..r the public rasp* i fully solicited. Tenas poeitlvetj raih. MRS. ANNIE E.8HOCKEY. am.*'-'?, u DECORATING THE TABLE. Tu attain nona in ibe art of decorating dinner tallies need? n tboaghtfal eje and ? discreet baud. The primary objeol is : , enhance i he elegance ol the table, I list tin- least iii.-iv Im- im,re i ryons, And Utegaeeti be more contented, Therefore the decorations moat be subordinated to the comfort -it thoH ?ho .iu- :t, partake of tlio meal ; they are nol t<> be arranged fot tin' ciitci talo men) of loi mi, mu? it Bhoald never lie said of tlioin that the servants bad all the pleasure the* conld aflord, while tbe gueata trere simply made nn (?(iiiirnitalile. The old epergne ami the golden bowl ?f gandj flowers interfered ??Mi ciiiiviitalion, made Hie table heavi and uate itatioun, and indicated that the dinner ?as prepared tor oeremonj rather than im enjojment, in aelectiug recep lacles im Bowera and In, should lie borne in mind that a cleat \ tew acroaa tbe table is al? ways tu lie desired, and thai sim? ple designs characterized bv dis? tinctness and elegance aie to he preferred before iboae that arc complex and elaborate, evi n ?I these last should happen to be in tbe beal taste, considered apart from the purpose they are intended for. There are occarions when elaborate and costlj works ore found appropriate, bot, as a rule, they are the very things we do nol want. All c,o!<! and silver recep' acles are more or less objectionable; nevertheless, they arc no! to be condemned in toto, because we hare seen them need with admir? able effect, ajul the sparkle of metal is appropriate to festivity. - The large silvered plateau is usual? ly a cold obstruction or a glaring mockery, and even plant?, If too large or mtoo great plenty, are apt to suggent that the table la an imita? tion of a nnraery or a greengrocei'a ?.hop. If the comfort of t he guesl I is not considered in the adaptation of the deeoratlona, thev are likely to spoil the dinner they were in? tended to embellish. Women and Sleeolng-Car Porters. Interview with {few Ifork Central Porter. 1 have been on the road tor fif? teen years and I know of only two ladies who ever offered to pay the porter for his trouble, They arc from Chicago and are sisters of a voungman who travels frequently over my tun. The family is all : alike, and I have yet to lind one of them who ever carried more than a small gripsack, not too large to be carried easily in the hand. There is some pleasure for a porter to meet lolks like I hose, especially when the three Of them come ill to gether. I like their free und inde? penden! style, as tbej never want any attendance, :fnd I In- ; oung la ,1ns, before retiring, baud me their bottles ot patent polish, so that I won't spoil their shoes with ehe ip blacking. In the morning they stand up to be brushed, and the two gills drop me a qn irterapiece. They always consider tbe porter, for i met tiie sisters when I was mi the New Yoi ?< inn, on an extra, and the] passed out lour bus when h ill" the men m I he car who i ode through from Chicago only ga\ e tbe regul ir one-nigbl tipof a quarter, i they got the habit irom their broth? er ; but anyway I fhau'l forget them, as tbey are tbe only two wo? men in tbe iniicd State - whoever remembered the poor porter. TenllMenj <>i ?i Drugghnt. The Steifl 8pi ? i He < 'o. Gentlemen :?We are gratified to report that Annul llla.'.de?, living near this place, and who has been suffering With a severe case ol Blood Poison, is now well. He was cured by Swift's Specific. Il" iras blind, and his body was covered with eat nit,' soies. His sufferings were intense, and he seemed 00 the verge of tbe Stygian river, and had made every preparation to go to "that bourne from whence DO trav? eler returns." We furnished him with u supply of Swift's Specific, and be is now well. Ii uly yours. T.C.ukx ?V < ',,.. Dm... Atlanta, Texas, Sept. 10, 18841. \ GtoMea Opinion. The Siri/t Specific Co., tit niii men ???I have aaad j onr ?Speciiic in a number ol cases iu the last twelve mouths, always finding good results. At. presen! 1 have a patient in my charge who has a cancer. I am treating him on Swift Sp?cifie alone, and believe it will affect a permanent cue, and can safely recommend it to the public as being one of tl,, blood purifiera I have ever tried. W. S. ?OLDKW, M. D. Worth ville, Kv.. Aug. II, 1880. Treatise on l.lood and Skin ?Ii eases mailed lice. ThkSwiit SPECIFIC *'"., Draw? er 3, Allanta, Ga. THE GREATEST AND THE BEST. The Large Double Weekly, , Religiout and Secular. NEW YORK OBSERVER. ( I'stal,l!.u,-1 : UNDENOMINATIONAL, EVANGELICAL, UNSECTARIAN, AND NATIONAL A Safe Paper for the Family. THE NEW YORK OBSERVER CAN BE TRUSTED. It Stands by tho Old and Tried Truth? in Religion, Morals, Educa? tion, and in alt Public and Pr?valo luttera. It i. Conservativa of all Oood Thing?. It ?teailily Opposes Kvil .mil Sin In form. Th? Oll?ERVER la thu well-known ? ,,. :,,',.,( INTEMPERANCE, INFIDELITY, AND ROMANISM. It Is a paper that has opinions, and ran defend them; whit h his .1 l.nth, and holde toit. Tim NEW YORK OBSERVER in a living and growmr, I'.iw.t in this Land. It contains, all tit N-vvsof the World; I Thoughts ut tl,.. Ablest Authors and Cot> i ?te ev..rywii.)re; I'oetry, Book U* Ti.'wt, Not.? and Queries, Departments for Teachers, Student., Bnsiness Men, Farm? en, Parents and Children. EVERY CHRISTIAN SHOULD READ IT. EVERY PARENT SHOULD READ IT. EVERY CITIZEN SHOULD READ IT. Price, $3.00 a-year, ih Advance. Clergymen, $2.00 a-year. $1.00 committion allowed on Nevf Subicribert. Bind for Sam?lo Copy, trie. Addrtti, , NEW YORK OBSERVER, NEW YORK? ?RICHMOND .\ DANVILLE i ?RGIXIA Mini..?SO DIF18I0N, ilKHfl.i: In BOUTI1 ii" I rain No, Train No. 52, daily* ?ton, leave.... 11 m) I'M :,.? J'.\! U .11. '.. June. ' Lynchbnrg, June. Danville, Atlanta, \. ? (ii leans ' I....II.. in . 11 !? . HI 16 A M 7 ". . HI III " . I .'.- A Ml :"il to 00 . ?IS " . 1" IU I'M ; ci ?? 7 in -'H III IIOI.'NI). i ; Dally. iiu'i ? " ?fan ., .i .. ??. m ' . ll Vi arrive Danville AttlauU i 1 ' I.. I.. Ill HI IU \. :0U I'M i, I." II I.. II lu NORTH HOUND. Tr in :.t da ly. 53, .fail. ?AM 11 IPM : Charlo! W'.ti i n Alexandria, gtou, n Haiti more Philadelphia ' New Vork ?' I IS I I 7 IS in 13 NORTH n'j M, daily. Danvilla leara... Franklin Jans ". Lyw bhorg, '?. Charlotl Orange, ". 'A'm r'n Jnno. ". Manassas, Alexandria, ". Washington, arrive.. Haiti more ". Pbiladolphin ". fork ". 20 AI 33 " m ? (K 1' .'7 ?' 10 " s to g 37 - 04 - .to 9?0 9 IS I'M ?.M MANA88A8 BRANCH. I UW.'IIK.S. ? Manassas Ulviaion daily except Sntiday.' Westward leaves Washington ?J.30 p. in. di la, -:?"??"> p. m Manassas m. Arrive Riverton 6 41 p. m. Strasburg 7 OS p. m. Aeoomum ?as ?; "" .i. n'. Arriva Riverton I'-lOOm. Strasburg 1 00a. m. 1. .-i . Btraabnrg 15 1 ? ? a. m.l Riverton t? '?'-? a. m. Arrlvi in 15 a. m. Washington 10 I" p : commodation leave Strasburg 115p.m. i i.'. p. m. Arrive Alexandria] . m. men. Sos. S-i, SI, .'.I and S5 i .1 No. ?".- and 59 dally, ? i epl Bun ?lav, in and from Warrsaton. JTranklin l>.> ision - :?- Boa. m, Ar iu.' franklin Janet ?on lOvtOa. m, Laavi .. Junction S UO p. m. Arrive II 30 p. in. HLKEPING CAR SER". ICE. I On trains No SO and 01 l'ollman Unffet I Sleepei >?? Vork and Atlanta, I? m. I i.i On trama N'o. 52 and 53 Pnllmnn Hunwt Sleepers between Washington and New ? ni. an - and Ail., o via. ! Ou trains No. .M and 55 Pullman Pleep era between Washington und Loul-tville, [ and Chariot tes ville and ( lineinnati. Tin.. K.ir rat.-, or infor? mation apply to s Com panj . m to .1. S. I!. Thompson, A. ii. P. A.. All V. '.. P. A. Rll I'll!" Sol. Haas, T. M.. I.'i. l.m.I, Va. Tor Karsai us si'i r?'>-iii;> l{. A. Sum <S? lino. M e will m a I ? da; i too re a loi of V \RRl [CES, HI GUIES, I'll \ETOXS, kr., M III. Il W.' ? ill . raasooat terms, BEAD THE TESTIMONIALS lui..iv from I'lTMont ?-in, bava need the ? loss ..i w.iil? we offer : Tbi? is to certify that we bava bought of |{ A. Saum A lir... and do un? hesitatingly recommend them t.. the pub? lic and laj t lie) are i .. foi the Win. D, S?tickley, R. M. Hatuenllack, !.'. M. I.tiit/. ?, a Ilia . William Ki'.lei. I?. W. S.it. A. A. t ?V. I? -nur. W. i.. Bauui, i;. I.. - 1?. 11. Rhodes, K. I.. Hollar. i r, iroact] parch is ??! from Mesure, Kanu ?\ It i. ?. .il.t t?,, years - 1,,-eii iiiiicIi tissa] a,i,t ,? vvoni Inil itibly. W. Mim. - ? 11 r '.v,,r!. before pnreliasiuu ;,-. W,- will make it pay you to SA?M & BHODES, SHENaNDOAH house. WOODSTOCK, VA. \v. !.. ...\n;Hi.!v, - Pro| ti. &8j WOODSTOCK, - - ViniiiMA. JACOB COOK, ? Projjrletor. (l??,,l ?amule r,?,|n-, I.ivcry glflbkl ?utl T.liHirapli Ulli?? ut II,,til. MT Tri:M< M'iDEKATE. *^l May 88 '-f, ly. lOAHHBUWl - t/i?, cAt $1.50 per Year in Advance. THE HERALD JOB O? FICE is irkM.-in.i) WITI UNIVE SU JOB PRESS. .,, i in: BEST PRESSES VM? A Large Assortniei IF? JOB TYPE. We fti to Print at| SHORT I??OTICS i',,-?. i Pamri Di dgi is I.-t'.cl s lie l?i.?, r i!, ada, Kill !! Statement Program ICnvel (/?reatara, Card Full Assort men of .:, Da? BUI Hal Cap and COLORED POS'EK ? us O ? Job Printiig i? SHOUT NOTICE, ?i?fi '"FUN! Milu 01 lud. . d. ?IN? , IM ? 4 in,-inn.Mi mid I.mint III?-, : ? ? Arrla.ii. ? ?M ?era u?s.m i a la .?i ?K . ." M . tirai r M ?m... . Su?, l'ail). - . 1... ; ? ? .1? A M i n ? i . V?' ..'.'"" 6 63 I'll a? ' I AU I"*) " I ' " Il 11 '? I 11 . > ? 4 ?J ?? V( ?il ? M il. ?tlru ? ? ??? ? * I' VI -? h, rua ? * r ' i. ..m i ? ? ? - ? ... ? M ? arme? rill ni !"' that will start jouiu work that will ,t oaen brisar gola."! A.'"?'? .' " ?'??>! th. - wanud owrjrwberr. ol wthoi :'lltl"'' sali S work ?MSffl ::x?: STOPPt? FREE ? 'a-r?/i. Inia ,8 Pe.-joai Ha.fc>r.rJ