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__ SHBIINDOMI mlWJy JNOe H. (5RA31LL ' Zs. I lois $1.00 1P*r Yea?art INVARIABLY IX ADV Commumcat v. 1 -rate nauru charged lor aa advertising. THE HBRALD JOS OFFiCE is coutte m every respect. Work done on abort notice ana on ttl ? m BBsssaaaaaVftlJ ?raBBaaaass *-*? ***** - **?*.,- aaaaj? Bal . . : i - ???-. , ***sj .-*\ ? -t ? 'vj *-*y . ,*# ? ir I * VOL. . "WOODSTOrtJ. VIRGINIA. FKIDAY. OCTOBKR 18,1907. ve. 4*2 S'honwndoIyHernI I ? ? >,r 01 BaBassI J ^..u* L ?. i ? ? jBjkT* Un lew the number of aaaas i. .drertisenienU srHJ aa pur* ed until forbtfoe-n sud cb* r | i*a>'^ w PiiOFESSlONAL CARDS. u. wu-i-lanai wau t. wii.uaita yVHLLlAMS ot BitOTJ ?ittorneyaa at-Law, WOODSTOCK, VA. Pra-iiex* in all tho Courts it Shenan? doah anel uujoiniUM counties, in the 6u ron.e Court of Apicals, and in the Cu* *P..nd niseis. Court, ot the Daiasd I mainS attention given to '.he col* eclT-; tlSSB. **y i M U wu.ton. Collection ?V ALTON ei WALTOS, Attoi ney s-at-Law, WOODS IO JK, VA. Pt^Otiaa in Ma* auJ Femoral Courts. ? bo-w. IK.Vl . Attorney *-ai- La w Be ?? - ? rnerand iuatraen; * %ddr* ? ?OHV Ii "US? I IT \?t II URUMBACKj nimt tiW wnmm u law sV**> I -IA. .mtier . Second lloor, Mercharjts'Rrd'Far a<rt> I'mi k Auiidiug. DR. J. L. .CAMPBELL, BESTER, JVA . 1.1*, ri for a nr l ** in co ita ia l)U. J, ll SMOOT, navintc located in WeOOWBOCBLj can b? kundat his r. t-eet. the late reeidtnco of !>r. J. L. (Ja . "len not profession:',;!) . iui ja -Ur. [JU. I). I). CARTE* Oflee and Kesidenc South ifaiu S VVoOD8TO?K, VlRAINlA, etaT"Sp'Cial attention given to 8ur *?*?? PhonbCall 38. uJv20?tf [).l. }.H RUSH, I>oxxtist> WOODSTOCK, VA. E-tablished in 1S89. Oillce South Mam 6treei. Terms cash. May 2?lyr. *? pii. W. 6. CLINK, tiosideat PHysician. gr Calls sajaa red day or night. O lee and i raidecoe North Main a reet. Maro); 4?tf. t) K. T. F. LOCKE* Resident Dentists O. rte* Mais Sr., Woodstock, Va Of* Chloroform, either sud occame leed tor pain k-ca e mr ac tlon ot teeth.* !>oo. 3(i?1 D BL CHAS. J SAGKK laving located at Tom's Brook ofter lia professional services to the public in :he Vavrioua brandie* of his profession. He will te found st the Philip'a bona?;, Her A,'i ino uno will give prompt ? t fit ion to all calls. -ar. 10.W~tf. BARBER SHOP." Court St,, Woodstock Va. Warden Fravel, Propr. %WPrompt attention siren to ail custo? mers A Share of the public patronage so cid. A (food .Small Farm For 5ele. * ontainiug 71 acrea of land mostly li-ne 9t<>n<-. t? ii acres of which is in gixjd or;?/ir.H t Itt ber, on which isa good loe hou*e weather hoarded wl.h meta! rooland al; ot ber aary outbuildings lo fairly good repair. Thc olaoe la weil watered, and haa plenty of frull ?situated I 3 4 miles south of St. Luke, Va. Maa gZJbW * .ejash. ttallam-e to ault pur , aaaar. Apply to. J. N. DAVla a CO. WoodatocM Va. wOODbTOCK MARBLE WORKS WOOI>*TO\JK? FA, Monam-Bntt, Tombs aid ill Kind ?f Cdineiery Work io eva t- Iffef aa itheVslley. Givers a call. t. II. SNYDER. J. Ns DAVIS ft CO.. HEAL I ? WOODSTOCK, VIRGINIA. We have over one hundred valuable proper tie or aale In Virginia, emoraHn** fareere an small farms, Town Property, M\\\i, liner aud Timber lands, store stands and st/vV-s i merchandise. If you want to sell yoi property QUicaLV --priese it at a r*amrmfil ?/,?.#* ?i r sr rd to us,and we will do the r e rite foT Catalonia nov. so-i' 0*001) FLOUR. Wh!wen's Pride o! Virginia lt ki r?rularlv In arock by F. 8. Bowman ar r Glenn Locke. If yon have not ns* t)jjiU*4jr, tfji* aad youm lber ?? I.NBW1UN, Der -.ary Public. ?. g. rATatBaTBa J. M.BaUSEBAI r'*\VKNNEU & iSAUSEKMAV, fi .ttorne 70 at- La vt. WOODal - v\. JalfSt seat bett* er. j l bj : - for I rona; bb tfaaf* * i Ilia t lt" arni v. Aiiof Items of the n . I i *t In tba ? ? ? rkOi' j ? r tor bro-iiv * *% 0 gb . ? Lucy I 4 tbe I ol . a gan id a j : ala.?v^ il * His Cl. .-.a, - bal that I . I ? 'V. : ? r fe] .y B York friend: Dear * I ... A D.:d Cast. Mr. 1.. . : : . ? y to i . .' vou] ?"taiofjgnt yo i ?: .. , Ine." it yon to under ." . a Ol kn \ - .'on. I * COIi to f* ? ? au I eira'.-: twenty i ? wou ? ' id* i I : ??' Bl "Ni." ? I bat oo til land san : ... simssaew i r~ tr " _-?-i*?**WwC?*ry, Is Yo u r \ rair Sick? Hah That's too bad! We bad no- C ticed it was looking pretty thin and rough of late, but naturally did not like to speak of it. By the way, Ayer's Hair Vigor is a regular hair grower, a per? fect hair tonic. The hair stops coming oui, grows faster, keers soft and smooth. Ayer's Half Vigor cures sick hair, makes it strong and healthy. Tne boat kind of a tcetirnoniau "Sold for over tixty years. SSK by J. C. A fey. ^o . Low?! Alao Tnaiif?*3t-.icr? of ? SARSAPAKILLA. JJf^iO CaWI I'r.aORAL. a-a***a-*-a**-a**'r*,*c'Taa - - ' i VO RESTORES VITALITY "Mads a sir di Han ?i\M^,*jj^rfHe." O-IlEljgLT XiSVIVO Xa>I3IVCEJr>"l*ar prodneee Uno rowulte In 30 da j a. It acts powerfully anl quio.; ly. Cures when others fail. Youd.** men can re vain the-!r lost manhood, and old men may rseove r their youthful vlfc'or by usinjr HKVIVO. It quickly and quietly re niovfs iaerrt>U8neaa, I*o<*t Vitality, Sexual Weakneessurhaa Last Power. Palling Memory, Wastin-? Dlaeaaet. and effoets of self-abuse or excess and Indiscretion, which unfits one for study, business or marriage. It not only c by Marting at tbe seat ot disease, but le a great nerve tonie and blood hnilder, brii.ring 'Iii' pink tfle.w to pale cheeks a:i<l re ? lire ol yoHtlk. It warla off ap .*>e. Iri-ist r-nhaving REVIVef>, uooih'T. It can b c..ried In vet I liv mail. 31.00 per paes**affea. or six for j a.00. Wo Rive fr.**? advice anl 11 in*?el to asl who wish lt with guarantee. Circulars free. Address ROYAL MEDICINE CO., Marine Bldg.. Chicaco. lit WALTON k SMOOT, DraajrJal Sour Stomach No appetite, loss of strength, nervt>ta> ness, headache, ccnstipat on, bad breath, general debility, aour risings, and catarrh of the stomach are all due to Indigestion. Kodol relieves indigestion. This new discov? ery representa the natural Juices of dlgea tier, as they exist In a healthy stomach, combined with the greatest known ton'o and reconstructive properties. Kodol for dyspepsia does not only relieve Indigestion and dyapepsla, but this famr.us remedy helps all stomach troublea by cleansing, purifying, sweetening and strengthening the mucous membranea lining the stomach. rlr. S. S. Batt* sf rUveti*<wcod. W, Vs.. sayr ?rss troubled saith sour stomach for twenty years. Kodoi cured ma sad wa are new ustnc it In milk lor baby." Kodol Digests What You Kat. Bottles only. R^.ioras Indlcasrlcn, sow stotmaca, betoaanc of rsa, ste. Pmaparad Sw I. a DaWlTT * CO.. OWOAOO. Walton k Smoo'. SS "Polk Miller's Liver Pills" 2a?2 ajsjSjaaaWaaaBaaaaaaaaa^ I of Wash Ist . I sn, addi r | : t eye-* had tal foi ths, and tinnily I to see tor abc.it th?'in. "After at1 examination he lu'.dly strait* , nnd thou ha gave me a pr*> tcripdoo ' " my . .os a th Its ;-*av?> tue an appointment for that Ha* week, BS DB Bald I ? , mine tn thalr ronna! ce-: "\v.-*;.. i thal wiiptl* a, ttnO bs I ??? u mk T bnel no Hms t<-> get .noih< . I ? I Jvl'I I ??a* i tot J my ayaa i menl rn ho took mt of by rcuarkiiig ??<Yooj e Ich 1 gave i ' 'onderfaL It si ory re ? ki . I ::o Joke V "'r o otu. Comots in Olden Days. : t aa i it the In tbe* ? thought that ll . ? ? iier ?** ? boen ?sp its'. vtth "fl c -ir.. b ' , r DO : 'll S 1 P I i * I 0* t t ?A b D ?V . I P . 8 V 1 Ci while itt 1<: nd b S la Crt;ve. .'???'? !,. |j |iiwny<i bl tva I hope. Kui vt hat ron ask I >.-?? I tbooght If ? ra hf wouldn't let mj Bovan ... als ears mx?niejten(!o ltl.itter. Safe as well asPrcfitable. To know that your money is absolutely safe is a great * advantage in itself, but think how much {.Tenter the advantage when Safety is supplemented by Intkrkst. Tn our Saving*3 Departrryer\i both small and large _ae> 'draw the same*"rate of interest. Call and investigate. Thc Valley Savings Bank, Woodstock, Va, J. L. Fl.LLfcR. Cashier. Oct., 6 tf. SHENANDOAH Valley Business College Inca HARRISONBURG, VA. The great success of our stu" (lents is not a matter of luck, it l matter of careful training. There are two tests of a g<x>d school?the excellence of its equipment, and its reputation for thorough work. Our equipment is the best and our staff of teach? ers capable and painstaking. We have thorough English De" partinent, Our graduates are far superior to the ordinary busi college graduate and con? sequently they are in splendid demand. There is rejoin for you. J. S. ATKIN Se BJ Principal. j. R. HILLER, Merchant, Tailor WOODSTOCK, VIRGINIA. Fashionable clothing made in the : io Latta! style ?raoda always* on hand Orders promptly filled. Nov. a- lyr. A ? -nt. d ??? . *'t ho n feat, John: Yew" ve nc fancj a bas oi ip* b I li} titi ? '.? .ron: . heil I .. mr. 'bo ? . . . . Yr;. I li.l Little m ilc-d. ? Pearson's 'eek ly. af 8t. Wmif'-ed A r*.: . id yt. . -<1 ?.wil. < " . itrocb ? i nc .? .- hui. Naiad rom t ? the . ? np thc ?dmr, aa'. With Fe Badi! Bttteal i>r<> ' ' ".)!} ? 'er whit* b on bar im k ns ari* >f the minute. Hut not only did >riak' fro pot where ? . 'l. hut t: oas * * its ? ? , ?- d Bael r-ie_**l of WmmVm Chi ?kx1 ? ? ths bbb any Unutlfui tinta on June 22? the avant Today the eli i ii nt ri lu a i-aetBnajiilai lUdlng, mid thu \v;4tt-r ilov.8 into o raje b*i'iu in ths ? of na ei^ht I star. Lon . ole. Handling Liva Wlr**?. Never I id . ? -'ru- arti ''lo*t lt i "ul ? tl Baked hal d, hut b a nen tanee i rtor. ting ? rei be rn of b bit of ?r-oia ry oj door t.'.e, band plats 0 lt bottle od e?r I U) ul;* tige B wire fron; -n a 1th j wira <r "th' r earrsiil fas \ oleo scarf, nt<-eking, coat ip. ?e ol Hon gai .t rottoQ t..I So:in er other ?m fluent Am if ?h****** um torin ls In goodly ti'-k*.- I bs aaed t<> protect the ind in ie tn ivlnkf a liva **>lro or e\*an *\n-j in instrument tu cut tt through. Sparke Canny Rall In Spain the ri:*n>?nL- *Vo not Vow a Sance SO DsBhS a Mttie profit even k\ ie eas* nf tbs BODtnV-aseBB. Wheo on see soujebody off In that country on most pay for tho privilege. Tb*? inroads all ae!l bOsBBBi de and-en. *hich nre f****?d fur das Ratfor ni omi; heee cost generally 5 ceoMmos, BQatv* ISDl to ? ?vut tn Ai: aieaa riKT>.*. BBt why 'his SI done* lt ls hard to i?-*i sealant ;*> ntorlng a tratn arn? ot wry we'll avoid the (xrodurtur, who > alway*** Blahing tri-***** t<? lnsr**/-*: tbr a Hinges. If a person attempted t real a ride In a carriage, be woo hi ava small chanco of getting away ith rt If i-mutrht he would have tn ny | j ?.?nulty of Just twice tbe far*? ? u.'fu the i*dnt irbtfa 1-e wa-* dl? Orared and the point where tk-nert* rd - ere Inspected. - New York Bon Hs Had Mo Chorea. The wife of u dynamo rend-ar wfint '? a hat ? r.la*-ber,d to buy a iH*rktl? for BY bOBbaistl Hhe selt-ctod a hrflllant sd ' ' ' y uuhV', vi-henMipon the ?oung ami inoxperlencevd Falct. vlth eompaasloo f*?r the future owi>* r, ' to remark: "Excuse Dla, missus, in this tie for ?emr hBttrBtTilT1 **It is," replied the woman. "I^-i.'t yon think he'd rather haw mme either color? I'm af mid be wont saar this rel tie." "Oh. rea, he wttlT said tlie womau irtnly. "He'll huve to~b*?'s dead.*? Airy]'": An ????"-? Tho Irith Prieat. Stephen Gwynn has said some rjasra excellently thnt the Irish priest tOaWBees the secret of irivh Ufo. Fie loeK. Bad BO entirely If the key to lt poaeeaf-lem that I eloubt If any ?enlus, h rWevaf jn-,:it, OOtJld give an ideepmte rendering of Irish life wlth mt lhtro.uoing tho priest.?- Katherine ry nan lu F*>r! nightly Review. A Disccurape?r. v ? Kree-eV BVMM riutli'ir1tl*?M be j,.ve *?*'?? the pne'ice of aingtng will I paraOB from getting ce>tJH*niip ion. Mr Knox Yes. heit mtwt author ties baHBre fn "?tbs crrntest ge>.l ta .he a> ea test numbat." ? rhliaeleiphla Huri Hit Foolinfla. Fho I th-tik Mr. Ityrner. the minor hurt st a rei'.inrk you ninele Bi He- What did I say? Sh-* You sn ld thorp wits only on* Subduing Mother's Voice. fal me rehant tavfted hia lt ? ' and r?u tho f<di<' Sabbath \ .? ca* mi d to a rashionu [>lo ehnreh la ruth svesnas bobbb of be hy fl i Li .u? .r i .-n [lltioa tbs vlaltinf pn'r taantrlbntad LaMvily, arith ? dil for volume* In ? tb* ' er. Althou-h not al - time and ?ometlmes rn .]. ?, ..: ??>?? Joy Ot ? d eonjile I i nth la i prates snd thar Aid not sea rina i<?ok>e cf rs or the IxjotHke face tee] aon, :.' sxptained tbe mer* mat sfternoon while bis mother was p ?? . . ry ut? ? | mt v to thc i owl maa us he ?: n band on bia *. "that it was vary em ra tl i morning, bat If ineUy ns 1 diei the ive heard your moth M i ;rk I ress. KmkraU. '?i John Smith in ht* I "HIsI iiy of New England rim: t," poMlshed in Lon fives j.r. banty the firs-, mt of ths tskrat He ? !** S l roast Ol tbs fora 'ar" ?<f ur Bi ./Ush ?ral id m ot them sn ; strong ol t\ '-?? caught e?f trap baited with ? i or parsnips Musk x teeth and cnn ly, bo It ls :^ nnd cradni In your uearden traps with pto*** tin or sheest Iron. They baea and can smell sn sppas a loni i ls ? . our train tn th< odg ls - Ited by thees rab nnd they will donlj*t&eai ilinl lt wtth<?*?. 'iiiiieuity. Young muskrats nm ver} lentil and playful and may be handle* without fear. They eio not STOW I i || roan d In captivity ?md nc .. : ? otle ti Receiving Tommy. Tdjwre ):? who ;?"'?? blmaalf on his original d stbod "i szaunlaing; bat occaaionally its orlglnallt) recelveas ck. In a fatbei theied ? ' a round - mouthed st ? "N na soppoas that you snd I wane be sal.', to little Tommy J<'n?-s. "You have ind T have eight" od. Bams yoe haw won ball o: my martins, and of cotirrr I play ta wtu thoa; bncu '' The * d sven Dearer. "?\* . i of the nefJCWstl game 1 Win hill' ? ?? you DOB have. 'foi' me"?excitement waxed Intense?>Mtell lue,'" he continued, "how many mar hies you are left with?' With a look Of IttSBptBBBlble etlsgusl the boy B*dd^aaaaa1 fell back* "Why, Rllly," he' said. "hlowM if it ain't sum**."- London Answer*. Infant Prodi gi ese. In nine emt of tan e*asea ye>ur Infant prexllgy If n musician. AtDOJag pntnt ere tlw prodigy af prodlg!**s wns Hlr Thelmas lawrence. One of his earliest picture***, lt ls said, was pn rd ti ex-J in 1775, quite early enough, for tho love? ly ebarvh who pntnte*d lt was then six years e.ld. Ile wns getting on In Ufa tottering on the verge of twelve, arts*IB the quality crowded his atodJo *i Rath. The fates wore kind to tile- In Pant prodigy wbf.i they Djada Mi fa? ther lauidlord of tbs Black Boll, De \ ?zes, the Inn where faUatuntaBbsS men nnd won*.en called for rent and refresh mont <?n tbefa* way to tho waters. At . Black i'ull the pnxligy made his tirst acquaintance with the great world which flattered lilia lu after ttsB anel which he tottered ou canvas.? St. James' Gazette. Trna Charity. Ev.-ry x<?r\ wot ls charity. Cttvittf water to the thirsty ls charity. Re moving Btojfcen aud timms from the road ls charity. Batortlng your fel? low men to flrtlioaa eleeda ls charity Bmfllng In your brother's face la char? ity Tutting n wanderer In tbe right path ls charity. A mini's true wealth la the good he does lu this Bretni When he dies BBOrtBal will a**k what property has he left U-hind him, but angels will inepjlre, "What good deeds ha*-t thou t-n-nt before theeV- Moham? med. Oood Arbons. When we have practiced aood ac? tions awhile they betOSBS onay. When thoy aro easy we take pmaatire In them. When they pteaas na. we do them frequently, and then by frc pitn? ey of act thej grow into a habtt.?Tll lotaon. Corrected. "Mamma, Mrs. Olekastle Just went wild over our new bust of Shakespoare when she wa.** lure this afternoon." "Burst, my dent, burst. Mercy sakes, bow can you use such slang? And you've been to Europe twice too!"1? Chicago Record-Herald. No Joke to Him. ?That felleiw." said Tete de Veau. '1s always getting oh" the old joke about the difficulty of duding a woman's pocket." "Rut, you know," I/Olgnmi explain ed. smiling, "he muiried a rich wife." ?inn Antrele*** Time* A New Orleans woman was thin. Because she did not extract sufficient nourishment from her food. She took Scotfs Emulsion. Result: She gained a pound a day in weight ALL DRUGGJ3TS* 80c. ANO $100 i\ * $w**%*<r*>m<>m++*>m+*<>&*$*\? /. ?'? Mtstaltea. lt I I that I ti-. :t ls t:nd 111 ' I d*-lr . Ida f"i ' Mr . lion lng ln.-l lout * tnct ta Bot al raye inf nhl* ? Hat | ".all cmp ty vin's In nn open l-ox on a shelf lu in uprig. dose ts ..tact md tb. v w* BB .K*mL A sherri time wm 1 ll kum 'i mattes of surprise. to diid th I been approprt iud weep. Bbs had 'x?r erf spiders In ibo cental ria loubtlesa intended tc serve BS food t >r hut future hrooel, oait her eggs in i hos., i be Beat * loeed r stl ttie reraptav e ce Dani having 1 kr uoit, sha theo doubtless asd "d h-'id leece . spaing that q thought? ful : -hiM do But fufii thine nf [Uv > I i thees little wtaspa whoa th* e tn d uite*\ tot, whl" | *- . rogers, they can plainly see through the tm penetrable . ?-* wafts Che bountiful lupply of l od which was provided foi their aaa. e rU Wes Dead. Mngli I b< a 111 for sonw time, r.nd, like- a great nvaOda, he B Bl D ind U hen tbtngs I ? sp] rovnl tire next te who ii within : t to be r.\ruiud*-d of lt to ir more i rrctbae than polite ried In this condition fear alvera! weeks, dal i i mg weak? er, bot still -? bhi own V sa> lively uml more or '. rsa :. . ? ? .r tbvxaj atxytrt htra .. the family d-uo ? >r ill* th* it rh*" long -??uffortn*** Skin it of the- sick I bis bande, be cheee toning; Hm lieut todrnyT "Ifs dead th poor mon h*. O'trrj Bftber thinkin', blvtn rist his serevlT wes fbi* resigned reply. ?\ nt think be i- !-'nd? Dont you know whether In* ls or noel" etomend Sd the den-tor. "N.'t fer shun " oded Mrs. Ma ^""nnis briskly, "but thin bo lx.thi-n.ys Iverj - iptom *t lt. I wtnt Into bia ro* D' be didn't t'row any I ' London Tit-I-Uta. 6Tiff as Modicino. "O' iVt, as be . cUuiamon col i - .or two of snuff rulo. eldon snuff. And those who do uso lt im puta ? ? lt. Thus oh! toned * I lera, pe-m cutt.-r* snd tallon think that a pinch of snufl dow Bud thou Improves tho eyesight *ik lr re snd forthie* wears pye cup of tea refreshei weary brain. Othen thin! mfl Ll ethers baa* I lt t ??': tb* others still !?? K Hew that if warels off <.? >utaglon. IVr I l >lleve that snuff taking b less ? Its effect too, is pleasanter than the effect ol smoking it ts s moat '?""thing ane" fnsctnal.:. I OBOS you tfrt used t*- ? It?but the habit is untidy and then* fore lt can got n ? hold upon OS in thi aesthetic age."?Los Angeles Times. Rescued a "Poxy" 8qutrre*l. A mau in New York state who own? rev-eral Uno -ifs stepped out of hi: bones one day to wee two of hts felln* :is .TiKii-hod in the gni5?s. nmi sujttadiatanl betfreen them sat a com mon Irrel, not daring t a hair !?? t he invite the shari claws of both ot hid .>ne niles but t' B| brown eyes rolloel froir aide to side SS he- caleCUiatad his chance) of escape between the two. The mar d on toward the squirrel, an*', when he cana' within Jumping dlstano* tbs SOjUlnel seized his opportunity ane! laaped Dpon the man's trousers ano ran nimhly to his shoulder. Then thi. man bneke-d slowly toward a tree nt no gr.-at QJatanos fr-mi him. A gah when within leaping distance th? squlr.*** 1 lumped lnte> the tree and dlr appear.*el amid Ita bia nf bsa Rngland'a Ono Protestant Cathedral. Tran, catbedial Bl the only Estab nabed Orai-cb catbedral e>f any lmpor lance which baa basil built since St. Paul's Waa completed by Slr Christo pher Wren. All the great cathedrals and abbeys hi England were erected by Cat hoi les and were handed over bj net of parliament in the rel^n of Hen ry VIII, to the Protestants when the Catholic church was established and the Protestant religion created hy law. ?Reynolds' Newspaper. What thi Cloth Got In Doston. If you go to .'-tin Francisco anel inee-t a friend he will ask ye?n lo stay n week with him. In Omaha he will take you home overnight, lo Chicago, he will bike you emt to dinner, In New York he will hurry you off to lunch. In New Haven he will hand yon a good cigar, and In Borton he will give you on apple.?Coi.ijt'egatlouallflt An Intelligent 8e*rvant The Mistress*?Who hong the ther? mometer to the celling? The Servant? I, ma'am. You were complaining \m cause lt was so low!?Translated For Transatlantic Tales From II Motto Kider*-. A Question of Class. 'Tliey are constantly catching me>re grafters." **iid Mas hopeful citizen. "Not regular grafter*." Bnawarad Mr. Dustin Stax. Those who get caught are only amateurs." ? WushIngton Star. One cannot bc and have been.? French Proverb. Lincoln's Sarccam. Probably tho m<**st cutting thing EJfl coln ever sade! wns the remark he made alvon t a very loquacious man. 'This person can compress the moat words lr bi tho smallest kV?*eis of any man I ever Baal " Certain Differences. "Po they never forget their differ cn< V' "Why, yes. In a way. Ho forgets that lie's a gentleman, and she forgets; that she's a lady."- Puck. NATURE'S I GREAT BLOOD TGNSC Piedmont - Bedford Concentrated Iron & Alum Water ( ReprrMAt:nt( thc ra,..oui Bedford Alura & Iron Springs of Va.) e contains 17 of the most powerful Mineral Tonics. An 18-oz. bottle contains all the minerals in a barrel of the average water. We furnish the minerals, you furnish the water. We have certificates both from the public and from emi? nent physicians, lei.ing of its virtue in Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, a large variety of Female Diseases, Chronic Diarrhoea and Dysentery, General De? bility, Anaemia, Malar *., Ulceration of Throat, Diabetes, Piles, Chronic Ecrem-:., Ner? vousness, Chronic Constipation, and rrnny show? ing: the wonderful cures in that dreadful diouase, Scro? fula. Pr. T. L K.vMT.rn. far iftaerj jeni resident sys: For Scrofmmla, that fear:"';] in thi.** water a rBBSStJs '/' ich )>? ilh ' fvind an equal, ft ia In tl ilia, that this crater '/?/?? a carried to Ut curative powers. In ottfortnt of diseases fmnd to exert a curative infi'ience teCOnd T have iriven your (Jonoei 'Vat. r a fair trial uro I have been greatly benefited. Fr fem less with Indi -'-ti'ai, followed r,y Cemfftrpartkirrj snd Within the pan two months I haifa fourid soch relief te thal I have improved in what I b dared to <lo for a le Lave 1 r Wurk than . able to do Mure foi yeara? ng Kider, Lyn Wi. Since l**r>4 I havr* been afflicted with Chronic I?itrr.iaaa. I mo:. nngyour Ctaoentrsted Iron with tba most wonderful nv.' I *j For thi pa.--t I have \??'\i deprived of the privilege ol visiting iv. church, a.** my trejuolo kept mo In eotaStan! n, having entin'ly theoontrol of my bowels; bot dow I am hap, yt ats Baling about a half <i'*ze-n bottles of y<~?ur not having u.*?*'ei any for the Last f*>ur m* rnths. I can couiideatly an*.: rx'oimiie.'iid your nine ely for Chronic D Capt. R - kMM. V. I wa,*3 an inter.*"- 3rirT'*rt-r for boo get DO relief from the oreiinary r ' 7 I ? n the aaa of your Cou<vntrate<l W I lit v. d mc. I can now dip ?t any eiiei I take great pleasure, iii ovina this testim *nial. TI. Bf. Bl VIR, I tor v. ( G? .0. I have need sud . tl Iron an bal none of them begin 1 ;-iake' the 'ive', .-tr It i-i nt once a lino tonic and fjesh-buileief. I. te> try it, and always with fine and qui* tn J had a h ,?ent :>'>?'. oas ol j ir lealera toa lady, w-.*!.-!!'* un : did not at one? improve her digestive apparatus, I wouldp I only wilhngiy paid the bill, but u-***'! a par: and i- now completely cured ot a long and annoying >toiii Trouble. Tiiid -axjuw to bc the cate with all who try it. - P. HILl.IA D.f ?? C. Tf thou a'Mest little t > Uttl oei*t ho oft* lt a reat heap ?H y A Dreadful Assault, Justice Hall, an Msh Judjro. wau ! oted for his ainusln,? manifestation**: j ,] f Ignorance, l>ut whether thoy wert j eal or preteud*-d hus never been ''lear j c y established, lie tri* d a case li risien a man was indiertrd for robborj ^ :t the house of a *r?>oT widow. Tba Inst witness was the yowia* daughter rf tha widow, who UientitO-ad tbe prt? . ?nev os Gie mon who lied entered thc K>U?*e nnd Hmasbvd her roo*tba?r> e?hest . "Do you say that tho prisoner at th? **j ?ar broke your mother's chest7" sal-J | he Judge lu astonishinr-rst. r "Ile did. my lord," answered tba girl He jumped on lt till he smashed ii ( jntirch." i TIm.' judge turned te the crown BOBBI i iel and bald: "How ls thli? Why i* j < lot th?> prisoner Indicted fe>r manda* 1 j t ho smashed tl.is* pe>^r we>man's cue* I j n the way the witness has deac ribed 4 ie inust solely have killed her." "But, my lord," said the e?e?unsel, "ll fvns a wooden cheat.*'----<;*o*niIilIl Maj; i tine. The Dada. ( OW Dr. Hyland. clergy u..-m and e I Beater, was greatly betas sd iu th? wuth, and hit* visits were Btwrfcyfl ea | lotned by his former pupils aod par . tshloners. In his later years lt w iis enjoin to offer prayer whenever i , tie made a udnlstorial call. On <> [>eeas1oa he called ct a house v. h. three of htrs former puirtls were stay j lng. These radios were all past bal ' thirtieth year mark, bot tn the ot tbe old gentleman tbeay w?re stn iftrls, whsrh explains tbe petition lal I offered: "Lord, hiram tha.**** dear atria*, Just bedding hilo s-w-eet arornnnbood.'' This was tex> Biurli few eta* af fbei uomber, who, toking vl?anf.*?.>?? etrf fbi ttoctor's desfn*r*a. ad-rrer?d fhls eh.*?** Botto voce; "Alaa, Lord. rmerWeM, Mwrm od, faered and still -juplrhaaT Oot His Des*aoimt. "Tb* other day I was tu s filia*! general ?xnrv," said a dnmroer, "un efeaveirtiu: fo make a sala elf Jewelry when a farmer entered. ** \)tve roe,' said the Btfawr, *a ball pound ejf tobaeeei, three bars of a-uop, five ynrcm ot blue Imbj irfWMlo and a pair o*f geood suspend*j."0.' The articles wvre broeefht trytth, tn sr**<***r*?d, approved nnel etewrvped up Tte y ra Hie to 95 cents. -?Yo*," saki the farmer, Wa right But there's the dlawuut You sdver tts* a 3 por cent dr*****nmt. deui't yon? "'TTe do, tit.' a&kl tho d.'k. 'bat only ra purriiaeee of $1 cn* Beear.' "On ths stinter lay a basket of pock ea eontabfl mnrkoil ot f> coota apiece. ? 'Well. Ml Just take one of theo,' said the farmer. That'll make na square.'" A Ctingy King, la the beginning of the eighteenth century tbe now so powerful CJerman empire was nothing more than the lit? tle klngtlerin of frussln, having Just ??Iroppeel Its title of duchy af Branden? burg. Tbe country waa very poor and the military discipline very iiarFU. Frederick William 1. was hard, rross and stingy and did not efwa know what lt was to make a present. Hr-* reputation was so widely spread that lt became u byword to say that a mnn bad worked for tbe king of ITusala when he had done an unprofitable task, j I "An* when tli. tin' ai gsP I gasped. iii it." say**- he. "lt" j srtlstltr.' UsOOgt, it ain; a ray. it's spelt d ly wfth tho u*m "WU Gladax,N says I. -for nu a jcate-J man j -mt evar see. Do you mean to tell me on ain't nevor hear of th' dodges ->f renke that ha^ baan ma; n i th' 3wn for th' hist hundreel your- of iore*?** "No. I ain't." pay; lie, "an' n<> lse neither. Thor' ain't air olUs there, r v'.g ? ain't :ni LBy* ? ame nohow. Ir . li? nt. Ne?t int what thor's a few m a New York an' Uio?do [aland, but Bot a Italy, not by a doini*.! sight**? Lmerlean Magazine. Th: Bvlrflght Wo watti lo a ballflght and wi I ve had stayed away. Ir t < ? unpleasant ai nd the melt] t<> tho ho f it was merel* nen, wh^ an ul, nnd the be nad with reg* BB tn ; mich pain. OttS lers at the* qt* >xcuse, but f : >oor old Min ; ie nos' mils had treen killel wa had * ?Ofa than enough, (.?peelalh Kwses in the third encounter *%*ady treen badly ejoffed In the 1. md the third bul; i killed y, but ian about beilo'* lng for awhilS svtth the espada's SWOfd st., kin:: -?ut if his shoulelers.?I*lackwo.xl ?toe Foro*?t of Natural Column*. There ls in Bulgar4..*! a gre- ip of nat jwa! r*?lumns much like the <;?:? it's Teawswway In Ireland. Ou the t-dge of ? piatoau In the 0[xm exxintry rl-a-**. -'da kiraet of nutrural column*, which | rae hopret>friou or eui antiene raitt. The Kalotnas, \.hlcb are aNim fifteen to twenty feet h'gli, ar*1 tafy cybaV iiieal, Rnd they are e?ften as aattch as Ittoo feet thick. The strntltltati >n of the rreck ?womble*** Joints and vertical rroaion due to rain rms formed Doric ilurtlngs. Wo Use For a Label. ?h<rp-nta,i (;o undo* asad customer rome to rwi-cltasrea dca* trough? \\ row like voe with "ls .g"' painted on lt, madam* e"Viste>mor N n >. \'<u sea. tbe tlcg c.**.n't road. .-. . Bsi loaaa/t drink water!?I**ondon Punch. The Glad Ring. The Ideal state of love will never come to pa*s until the inaaat can use the glad rim; Batt his fotce anel save tatt Bttaa of n saaaLattad tat.'ard provutoosi for the first yent In a flat.-kiroka ne (Wash.) Spokesaian Ueviow He Didn't Liko a Crowd. Mrs. Ootreix Malel. dear, are yon sure Mr Woodby love f ?r your? self alone? v PS >e BattBV, mamma. Be 11 less when you are in the room Ex? change. In Jan* -ar after tbe llrst discovery ot gdd lo Cfo I fonda. there were ld,ooo anett mining there. , ,t