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Singing and Gargling.
Bingera do not give away their se?
crets of the voice. I know, however,
that some of the tenors and prlma
donnas use nn astringent gargle when?
ever their vocal cords become so re?
laxed that very high notes are difficult
to emit. One famous little tenor used
cold tea that had drawn a long time.
Such a gargle, though, does not Im?
prove the quality of the voice, even if
lt does raise the pitch temporarily.
The popular gargle among opera art?
ists ls the solveut. It loosens crusts
which form In the throat and nasal
cavities and removes mucous which
cannot be got rid of by coughing and
hawking. A common wash is twelve
grains of chlorate of potash to a wine
glassful of wann water. Many singers
and orators in order to render their
voices clear and mellow uso a gargle
containing one teaspoonful of common
salt and one of baking soda In a tum?
blerful of water. These gargles are Im?
proved by further adding some aro?
matic substances to stimulate the mu?
cous membrane with which they come
in contact.?New York Press.
Needles and Pint,
The Lancet tells of a peculiar case in
a Ixmdon hospital. The patient, a
healthy Scotch girl, aged twenty years,
was in the habit of putting pins in hei?
rn out h and sometimes had been known
to fall asleep without removlug them.
She was admitted to the hospital, hav?
ing swallowed five Tun* accidentally
while fixing clothes, and by the help
of emetics she was relieved of them.
Returning home, she began regularly
to vomit pins and got rid of twenty
three In the course of a month. She
then began to produce needles, and In
a fortnight thirteen came out from the
following situations: The left nostril.
the origin of the sternomastoid behind
the left ear and a spot on the front of
the right forearm. At the same time
she continued vomiting pins until sev?
enty-five had appeared. The needles
were blackened and slightly eroded
and two of them were threaded with
about three Inches of thread.
| He Emptied HI* Pooketa.
Tbe Comte de Corbleres, minister of
the interior to Louie XVIII., while
working in the king's cabinet one day
became absorbed in his work and so
far forgot himself as to place his
snuffbox on the king's desk after tak?
ing snuff. The king observed this un?
heard of familiarity from the corner
of hi3 eve, but said nothing. Present?
ly the minister whipped out his pocket
handkerchief and placed it beside the
snuffbox.
"If. de Corbleres," remarked the
kine at lust, "you appear to be empty?
ing your pockets."
"Perhaps so, sire," was the calm re?
sponse, "but that is much better than
filling them."
The king smiled at the clever hit at
the corruption of some of the minis?
ter's predecessors. Corbleres was noted
for his scrupulous integrity.
Neat Little Game.
After tea she brought over his pipe
and his slippers.
"John," she whispered tenderly, "do
you know ray conscience has been
hurting me and I have formed a little
conscience fund."
"Conscience fund?" asked the big
husband In surprise.
"Yes, dear. You see, I have been
borrowing a few dollars out of your
vest pockets every night for a week,
and here is the entire sum."
"Well! Well! You are an honest
little woman."
"And, John?"
"Well, my dear?"
"Now?now that I have been so hon?
est, would?would you mind giving me
the 'conscience fund' to buy a pretty
hat I saw in a window today?"?Bos?
ton Post.
Could See Too Much.
A fine, robust soldier, after serving
his country faithfully for some time,
became greatly reduced In weight,
owing to exposure and scanty rations,
until he was so weak he could hardly
stand. Consequently he got leave of
absence to go home and recuperate.
He arrived at his home station looking
very badly. Just as he steped ott the
boat one of his old friends rushed up
to him and said. "Well, well, Pat, 1
see you're buck from the trout"
Pat looked worried and replied, "Be
gorra, I knew I was getting thin, but
I nivver thought you could see that
muchI"? London Tit-Bits.
Noah and Genoa.
In his "Ilambllug Recollections" Sir
Henry Drummond Wolff tells the fol?
lowing story of Bulwer Lytton:
"A lady OM day remarked to the fa?
mous novelist and politician how odd it
was that a dove (derived from the
word coiombe) should hate been sent
to find the Old World and that Colum?
bus (Coiombe) should have found the
new. Slr Edward replied:
" 'Yes. and the one came from Noah,
the other from Genoa.' ?
True Enough.
Cassidy?Shu re, bow kin ye say ye
save money? Iv'ry clnt ye iver make
ye spend. Ye lay uone of it by. Ca?
sey?That's how 1 save. If I laid anny
of lt by some wan would come along
an' borrow it, an' that'd be th' Ind of
It-Philadelphia Press.
Effective.
"Have you got something that will
remove superfluous hair?"
"You bet 1 have!**
"What do you call ltr
?My mother-in-law."?Houston Post
j -
The Other Side.
il rs. Neighbor?It's too bad of you.
Mildred, to worry your marama so!
Uttle Mildred-Well, you don't know
mamma. She worries me more than
] worry her!
The Only "Merrymaking."
The school record kept by sn old
time teacher of "No. C" In a New Eng?
land village contains at least one item
which moved a chance reader to smiles
It ls this:
"Special honor badges were given to
Flora and Minetta LoveU for the best
attendance. During the entire school
year they were not once absent to at?
tend any picnic, reunion, excursion or
merrymaking, tbe only exception be?
ing the afternoon of May 10, when
thHr twin brothers were ill from the
effect of something they bad eaten and |
not expected to live, although they
soon recovered.**
No Vieible Signals.
"Yessuin.- said Sandy Pikes as he
devoured the wedge of pumpkin pie. "I
sternly object to the nefarious practice
of clipping off <> tails of dogs."
"Ah. 1 am glad you are so tender
hearted, my poor man.** sympathized
thc good housewife.
"Well, lt ain't exactly dat mum, but
when a dog hadn't any tall I can't tell
bj de wags If be is In a good humor or
Pit. and lt nukes me skeerj about ap
Do You Think
For Yourself ?
Or. do. yon open your mouth Ilka s ronni
>ird and fruin down whatever food or medi
Lne bqj\ be offered you 7
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a intelligent thinking woman.
tn lucd ofV i\f from weaknesa, ntrrou-neee,
pain and 8Uae_trig\ then lt mean* much to
you that tberK^ <>nf trlyd yi(1 ttMmm^ftmm%
druggi-t? for the cure of women'. Hie.
** V Tp* mtm ^P
The makers of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre?
scription, for the cure of weak, nervous, run?
down, over-worked, debilitated, pain-racked
women, knowing this medicine to lie made up
of Ingredients, every ono of which baa the
strongest possible indorsement of the loading
and standard authorities of the several
schools of practice, are perfectly willing, and
In fact, are only to* glad to print, as they do.
the formula, or list of Ingredients, of which
lt ls composed, in plain Engiimh, on every
bottle-wrapper.
* # * * *
The formula of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre?
scription will bear the most critical examina?
tion of medical experts, for it contains no
alcohol, narcotics, harmful, or habit-forming
drugs, and no agent enters Into lt that ls not
highly recommended by tho most advanced
and lsadlng medical teachers and author?
ities of their several schools of practice.
These authorities recommend the Ingredients
cf "pr 'I'M Vs r.vorile Prescription fortjii
or Dr. rierce's rsvorue rresripnon rortrts
cure of exactly the **?y atim*;;'- f, - "l.jc^
th!? world-f-rifd mullein" K;-)\ \.^1
?e nf f f 'e
No other medicine for woman's ills has any
?sch professional endorsement as Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription has received, in the un
Qualified recommendation of each of its
several Ingredients by scores of leading medi?
cal men of all the schools of practice. Is
such an endorsemont not worthy Sf your
oonalde ration ?
+ # # * ?
A booklet of Ingredients, with numerous
authoratlvc profeslonal endorsements by the
leading medical authorities of this country,
will be malled /r? to any one sending name
and address with reuusst for sams. Address
Dr. R V. Pierce, Buffala N. Y.
MU5T FAY hIS OWN TAX.
Richmond, Va, March i-O.-Tbe
Supreme Douri of Appeals handed
down one opinion before taking a
recess until tbe summer term at
Wvtbeville. The case dtcided In
that of Tazewell and others against
H'Tinan, treasurer ot city ol Nor?
folk. Thc petition sought to pre?
vent the treasurer from embracing
in his Hst ot voters the names of such
persons as had not personally paid
taxes in order to quality lor voting.
The treasurer demuired to the pe
ti;ion for a mandamus, and the court
sustained the demurrer.
The case was appealed by the pe?
titioners. The opinion of the cotrt
is that each voter, under the con?
stitution, must personally pay his
own oil taxes.
Pres H. Howell, of Havana. Cuba.
Recommends Chamberlains
Cough Remedy.
"Ai long ago as I can remember my
mother was a faithful user and friend of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, but
never in my life haye I realised Itt true
value until now," writes Prof. H. A.
Howell, of Howell's America Sch ool,
Harans, Cuba. "On the night of Feb?
ruary 3rd our baby was taken sick with
a very severe cold, the next day was
worse and the following night his con?
dition was desperate. He could not be
down and lt was necessary to have him
in the arm. ever? moment, Even then
bis breathing was difficult. 1 did not
think he would live until morning; At
last I though; of my mother's remedy,
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which
we gave, and lt afforded prompt relief,
and now, thiee days later, he has fully
recovered- Under the circumstances 1
wouid not hesitate a moment in saying
that Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and
that only, saved the life of cur dear
little boy." For sale by Walton A Smoot.
Iii! cline .t.?. have bi en return d
against every meinbej ol tho city
council of Biloxi, Mi*s, on charges
of tnalteasar.ee in office. Tbe prin?
cipal charge is that the rate of taxa?
tion was raised without submitting
the question to popular vote.
No Use To Die.
"I have found out that there is no use
to die of lung trouble as long as you
can get Dr. King's New Discovery,
says Mit. J. P. White, of Rushboro,
Pa, "I would not be alive to-day only
for that wonderful medicine. It loosens
up a cough quicker than anythirg else,
and cures lung disease even Kiter the
case i?. pronounced hopeless" This
most reliable remedy for coughs and
colds, la grippe, asthma, bronchitis and
hoarseness, is sold under guarantee Lt
Walton & Smoot's drug store. 50c aud
$1 00. Trial bottle free.
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Atlanta Const-union: A Boston
beau famine in a Prehidential year
indicates that acme enterprising Yan?
kee is using them tor campaign but?
tons
(liven Up To Ule.
B Spiegel, 1.01 N. Virginia St,
Evansville, Ind., wn'es: ''For over five
i> irs 1 was troubled with kldnev and
b'audir adectrons which caused me
much palo and worry. I lost flesh and
wis ali run down, and a year ago bad
to abandon work entirely. 1 had three
of the test physicians who did me no
good I was practically given up to die.
Foley's Kidney Cure was recommended
and tbe first bottle gave me great re?
lief, ind after taking the second bottle
I was entirely cured.** Why not let it
help you? Walton A 8moot.
*?_ was a little surprised," observ?
ed the utiw luibistcr, *'to see your
husband get up and wnlk out of
church during my sermon.**
Ooo4 For Everybody.
Mr. Norman R. Couth r, a prominent
architect, in the Delbert Building, San
francisco, says: "I fully endorse al
that has bf fl said of Electric Bitters as
a tonic medicine. It i_ good for every?
body. It corrects stomach, liver and
kidney disorders in a promo, and effici?
ent manner and builds up the system "
Electric Bitters is tbe best spring medi?
cine ever sold over a druggist's cou rite;
as a blood pander it is unequaled. 50c
at Walton A Smoot's drug store.
A bartender wa- filled $50 under
ihe Byrd law lor s Ming to diunken
negroes.
Kennedy*. Laxative Cough Syrup sets
gently yt promptly on tbe bowels and
alla*,* infltnii-tatlon at the same time:
It is pleasant to take. Sold by Wa!Un
ft In*
TUMBLED INTO HPR BERTH.
Mrs. Maude M. Baker, a young
Society woman, has hrought suit in
the Law and Equity Court, ol Rich?
mond, against the Atlantic Cost Line
Railway Company aud the Pullman
Palace Car Company, for damages in
tlie sum of $12,000 lor nervousness
and fright refilling when a drunken
man on the train tumbled Into her
berth in a sleeper, while she was in
bel, en route irom Wilmington to
Wildon, in North Carolina
Mrs. Baker, in ber petition, says
that on June 26th last, while she wM
traveling at night between the point-*
mentioned, "an unknown man beast
ly drunk, and so big that the train?
men WIN afraid to tackle him/1
ti'ched into her bed, after she had
retired, frightening her so badly that
she suffered a serious nervous shock,
?rom fright, being confined to her
room flor weeks. She says that her
medical expenses alone amounted to
more than #500.
Mra. Baker alleges that alter the
man had fallen into her bed ha was
too dmnk to cet out alone and that
the members of the train craw Watt
too much intimidated by him lo
o mic to her assistance. Asa resuli
she was not only seriously frightened
by bei'ig awakened under such un?
usual cn cu instances, but was greatly
humiliated.
A little Lobster Salad,
Terrapin, and other thing,,
And in a very little ubilo
A doctor's phone bell ring*.
The terrapin ia on hi* feet,
The 1 .baler's found his claw.
And j adgin? from the innrr man
Their's it the "Unwritten Law."
The case lit <juick)y diagnosed
As inside information,
On how a lobster and terrapin
Can raise bu much tarnation.
The trouble found, lt was the thing
To furti. h quick ri-livf,
And the way K)dale's Stomach Tablets
accomplished this.
Was Simply beyond belief.
Walton A Smoot
An anti-betting bill was introduc?
ed in the House bv Representative
Campbell, of Kansas, lt is the most
drastic measure of the kind that has
been before Congress in some ti .ne.
It prohibits betting not only on trot
tine and running horses, but also on
loot races and races of any kind,
baseball and football games, and on
eb eliott*. Any bet*, whether record?
ed or not, is a violation ot the law,
and will be purishtd as such.
Un qualed as a Cure for Croup.
''Besides bel nf an excellent remedy
for colds aud throat trouble*, Chamber
Iain's Couf h Remedy is unequaled as a
cure for croup," siys il arr? Wilson of
Waynetown, Ind. When elven as sool
aa tbe croup? cough appears, this
remedy will prevent the stuck. It l*
used successfully in many thouiands of
homes. For sale by Walton & Smoot.
Chief Justice Fuller has announced
that the U. S. Supreme Court
would bear oral arguments during
t ie week of April 6, in the case
of the State of Virginia vs. the
State of West Virginia, involving
the qm s ion of the joist recpcrsibli
ity ol that part ot tLe debt contract?
ed bet-re the creation of the newer
State.
No Case on Record.
There is no case on record of a cough
or cold resulting in pneumonia or con
sumptica after Foley's Honey and Tar
bas been taken, as lt will stop your
cough and break up your cold quick y.
Refuse any bat the genuine Foley'*
Honey and Tar In a yellow package.
Contains id opiates and is safe and
sure. IV alton A Smoot.
Abe Hummel, the little New
York lawyer sentenced to one year's
imprisonment for subornation of per?
jury in the Dodge Morse divorce
suit, waa released irom custody, Ins
sci. U nee having been lessened on
account of good behavior. It is
said that Hummel will spend several
dsjrt in retirement and will then go
to Europe on au extended tour.
Lame Shoulder.
Whether resulting from a sprain or
from rheumatic pains, there is nothing
so good for a lame shoulder aa Cbaai
berlain't Pain Balm. Apply If freely
and rub the parts vigorously at each ap?
plication and a quick cure is certain
For sale by Walton A Smoot.
Once there Val a bachelor mau
who said tba! talk val cheap, bul
one day he got married, and then he
learned a I e;ip. For when bis so
called betti r half doth speak ol
_uwn*, and sjch he find her talk is
iifferen,?it costs him mighty
nuch.?Cuicago News.
Mr. John Riha, of Vining, lows, says
*I have been selling DeWitt's Kidney
tod Bladder Pills for about a year sud
hey give better s<tti_faction than any
pill I < v t so\0). I have u_ed them ray
*lf with flue results." Sold by Wslton
>n 1 Smoot.
Robert ].. Downing, tbe well
known : c or has forsaken the stage
tor ibe clinch. Ile was rectntly
>oiiv. rted at l revival in Washing?
ton, sn! wdi {.ive up his profession
md take up evnn^i ii- ic woi k,
" ? ? _?. 0m
Kotiol is a scieuiidc preparation of
regetab.. acids with natural diges
ants and contains Ihe .acne J.nee*
ound in a healthy utoniach. Kio dose
viii digest moie than 3,000 grains of
rood food. Hold by Vvallon k Sue ot.
A Houston wile t:i\s she delights
o hear her hu>band praise the beauty
md sweetnese ol other n men'
Otherwise she ia a v* om ni ot un
pieatiooed veracity?Houston |V?t|
K^dol ls tod4? the beat known rea?
dy for sll disorders of tbe stomach,
uch ss dyspepsia, heart burn, tour
tomach and belching of gsa. Hold herc
>? Wallon A Smoou
<
MANASSAS SWEPT BY "DRYS.*
Manassas. Va , March 10.?In the
local option election held lure tod iy
tho uDry?" won a sweeping victory?
more than doubling the vote cast io
favor of license. Tbe vote stood 86
to 36 against license.
The result woe no surprise to
those who bad followed the irend of
?vents <lunng the last few weeks
Tbe Anti-Saloon people claimed a
large ?*di y** tftajofltj and this ws;8
?circelv disputed by tho friends ot
license, although the latter dejx tided
up to the last moment upon securing
a 1 ?rge portion of the silent vote.
The Anti-Saloon League MBl
m.iny lecturers to tho town during
Um past ten days, and the \V. C. T.
U. held a public demonstration to?
day bf a street parade with banners
bearing appropriate motton.
The ??wets'' claimed that if the
town voted "dry" it woutd mean a
higher rate ol taxation, closing of the
dcors of the Prince William Hotel to
the public, and a general injury to
business interests ot the town. It is
estimated that about $50,000 an
nu Hy is spent in the four saloon4
heie, and that a large portion of that
amount would, in case ot "no license,"
lind ila way into channels hading to
I more general and wholesome
ben* flt.
A vote taken here several years
a_;o resulted in a victory of the
"w-ts" by eight votes.
There are two old adages, '?Haste'
mikes waste"and "Make haste slowly,'
that every one -hould employ when thev
undertake to cure a cough In a few
mi:.ute, with preparations containing
containing Morphine, Opium, Cnloro
form or other opiates, The? may stop
the cough and cause sleep quickly, but
the? also dry up tbe secretions and con?
stipate leaving oft-times a far worse
trouble. Rydale's Cough Elixir is Guar?
anteed under the Pure Food and Drug
Law to contain no opiates or harmful
drugs of any kind or eharacter. Think
about lt when you or one ot the chil?
dren have a cough. Walton A Smoot.
"It's just as welJ you mentioned
it.,, replied the lady. "I ought to
Iel] you that my husband often walks
in his sleep "
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Notice to Our Customers.
We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for ceughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affected
by tbe National Puie Food and Drug
law as lt contains no opiates or other
harmf il drugs, and we recommend it
as a safe remedy for children and adults.
Walton A bmoot.
For Sale.
Wc are offering lor sale at a bargain
the following Real E.tate adjoining
Orkney Springs Property:
One good d wei Un f hou.-e of 7 room?
on Main Ai , ?teel roof, porches and all
necessary outbuilding well fenced and
good lot and Karden.
One good d we I lng with four rooms
and large corner lot, with .moke hoUfe,
well fenced and good well of water at
the kile!?cn.
20 acres ot fairly good land, 4 acres
cleared, ballanee in wood; flue building
site which extends to pike 14 mile from
Orkney. The above propel ties will be
sold at a imtoAiN separately or as a
wlx>le. A Dp ly
N. DA VU k CO ,
Real Estate Agents,
Woodstock. Va.
Ihis is Worth Remembering.
Whenever you have a cough or cold,
jun remember that Foley's Honey and
Tar will cure lt. Do not risk your health
by taking any but the genuine lt is in
a yellow package. Walton A Smoot
Valuable Farm
For Sale.
A good River Farm oi 63 acres
of land, 13 of which is fine river
bottom, good dwelling of 7
rooms, good bank barn and all
other necessary out buildings.
2>_ miles of Woodstock.
Apply to
J. N. DAVIS & CO.
Real Estate Agents,
Woodstock, Va.
THB VALLBY
WOODSTOCK, VA
OFFIOiri_8 I
I. I* WiRMaN, Pres ano <**f
VI anarer.
M. W. Magkudbr, V.Preaideni.
W. \V. Lo<ian, Secty. and Trea*
(i il. IIalpi, Asst. &c.
IV. T. Williams, Atty, it Trus.
Nell W. Logan, )
[ Clerks.
Akiink Walk sr. )
Directors :
J. L. Wisman, M. W, Magruder.
A7. W. Looa*, ? H. Wisman.
Xddress W. W. LOGAN,
Seov. _fc Treas.
Kl LL the COUCH
md CURE the LUNGS
with Dr. King's
New Discovery
ANO AU THROAT AM0 LUNG TROUBLE!
QVAmKAMTMED BATISFAOTOBl
OB XOVBT MFUADXD.
A Oood Small Farm For Sale.
Containing 71 acrea of land moally limo
itone, ten aeros of which ls in good or
Unbar, on which Isa ge-,! 1?>k h >u_c w..
boarded wi ;h m.-tal i<oi m< * lotbci
ary outbuilding in tairli pood t . ir. Tho
olaeela wei waicicd.and h.w ulent) of fruit
-situated 134 mile* south of S?. Lose, VS
Price t_,nU) X oa_h. ballance to .alt pur
huor. Apply to J. N. UAVld * < O.
Woodstocc Va.
Hrtl^Wester
Schedule in MM
SUNDAY, JUNE 14, 1905
Trains Leave Riverton Va..
NV.i BOC Ml BOUND ~.
3-46 A- M. For Basic, tluena Vista, Koa
noke, hast Badturd, Bluetle _
razewell, Norton. rOOShontS
No. 13 I'ullroan Steeper Heidi. W.*Vs
9?4I A. M. Fer Ossie, Natural Undue, ho
?>l. and iutermedli.u
stations, Pullman peeper tc
Knoxville, connects at Boano'.t
wltlist. l>>uis Express. Tturou
No. fl Pullman Sleeprta to St, .Souls
at <l cbicaao.
727 P-M. Cafecarto Williamson, W.J
For Klkton and all tntormej
diate join'-*.
No. J NoKlHIIOI'ND
I.20A.M- For U.rryvlllo, Ha_
? >wn, Philadelphia, and tut
north. Pullman Sleeper to Phi he
No. 28 dHphia.
8.41 A M. For Hagerstown an-1 intermedia t
stations.^Connects at Bhaaandoaa
Junction with IL ,v O. for Wash?
ington. Al*?o oonnacta at Ha_-<rs
with C. V. Railroad tor Harrisburg
No. 14 and p dirts north.
7.49 P. M- For PSflJllllS, Hatrerstnw
and intermediate Stations.
Ihr.iiKh Sleeper via Hage ra
tow ti io New York.
%W Bates, kc iud a les, and additional ihfrr
mation furnished upon application to Agent*
of tue Company or?
W. B. BKVI LL. M. F. BRAGG
Gen'i Pa_i. Airent. fray, Pass. Ageo
Roanoke. Va.
Notice
All parties having claims against
D. H. Goehenour's estate will pn
them properly proven, within the next
30 Jays; and all patties indebted to
said estate will please come forward
and settle or' make satisfactory ar?
rangements
Mrs. Barbara A Gochf.vour,
Woodstock. Va.
Feb. 7.-4t. I. FD No. 2.
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Prccicui ? \;nc_ r.nj "Paste."
Gina*, or ' i>.' He." bs lt is culled, 1
i i v I>e dls
:ny one
I'll .ni expert .'ru:. J witta the neces
to pa^te lml
precl ? stones excepting
? . merald (whose l>eautlful green
MM l?e exactly obtained), the
. t's eye. which has a peculiar fibrous
?t rocla re. i ;i l the opal. Tbs real value
iud "n Ul j ..f prsclottl stones as com
sod 'ii thou* dura
? -tauce
biog and "dulling" of face
; our Anglo-Saxon ancestors
1 paste. It is
0 f i:i ino lera times thal the art of
tr tell tones" has
lion which.
* far as decorative purposes i re con
!. leaves th I stones no
to super! n <?ud___ Tele
iraph.
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An Unconscious Meal.
Ones John Mair, sathor and rnnch
n.an. sras dining srltb a friend. They
sat dow?;, sod Muir began to tell a
b: 'ry. The waiter carno around several
but tbe story was ?o good noth
1: I P I ed. Muir talked :ind talk?
ed, and in between he would reach
over ind break off n piece of bread
tran a French loaf on the table. This
he did fl good many Tbs story
minindi ! him of li ither, and so he
? bread until finally, being
\.ry I his companion broke In
"Well, wb i Until l order f >r yon. Mr.
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J. S. ATKINSON, Mangr.
harrisonburg, Virginia.
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For Infanta and Children.
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CASTORIA
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Woodstock Machine and
Cooperage Factory
Having: purchased and refitted The Shenandoah
Manufacturering Company's machine shop and cooperage
plant, I am now ready to do aU kinds of repair work on
flachinery, Engines, Saw Hills, Etc.
A first class machinest is in charge of the repair shop and
good work is guaranteed.
Highest price paid for stave and heading wood of all kinds.
Jas. H. Smoot, - Woodstock, Va.
Feb. 7?lyr.
Southern Railway
SCHEDULE BETWEEN ALKXAKIRIA, WASHING!* N, MA
NASSAS AND HARRISONBURG.
P. B.?Following schedule figure* published only at information and
not guaranteed.
a?
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j 1048 am
tin Ag am
II 10 am
4 15 ID
4 ~i , o_
5 ti pm
5 38rm
545 pm
5 41 pm
5 53 pm
6 00 pu.
6 io pm,
6 18 pm
6 2- pm
636 pm
644 pm
7 bi pm
1 ro pm
7 20 pn.
. r<5 am
6 .0 am
f 6 70 am
f rt 4_ am
f 6 V. am
7 0/ am
7 33 am
6 04 _m
f 8 .Oana;
8-Jami
f -.Vi am
9 07 am
t 0.0 ant'
f 9 .4 am
1000 ami
II3O am <25pm
ll -4. am! 7?pm
fll 45 pm _ 7 41pm
fll *i pm.f 7 44 pm
I lt 30 pm' 7 84 pm
la 43 pm 8 06 pm
fli4 pmjf?*pm
flt 56 pm, 1 8 16 pm
f 10-pmil >*l Pm
1 i0 pm 8 82 pm
1 24pm 8_?pm
141 pm I -t^pm
f 16 pmi 9 1_pm
101 pm! ? 21 Pm
( 21 pm; ffi Pm
219 pm! 9 38 pm
a a p rn 1 9 44 pm
f _ia3pm M'*-Pn_
t so pm I 10 I'Jpuj
EOmlTn JtU.4.
Lv. Ar.
0 Machlogton, D, C
7 Alexandria. Va.
jj Manaaaaa.?? ??
39 wellington.
44 Gains vi. le?.*
43 Haymarket.?.. ???
40 Thorough fara-.....
49 rtroad Hun.......
S3 Plaina....?_-.
5- Mara hal I.-.
S3 Kectortown.
?j: D-iapIane.
71 M ar karn -?.._....
71 Linden._.....
81 Happy Creek,.
83 Front Koyal Je....
Faovt Royal
S4
83, Front Boral
83'Hive-ton Jo
84 "
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Hiverton
Buckton
Water Lick
?,.Straaburf
?6 Straaburg Juna
M Fiaber Hill
M Toma Brook
101 Maerertown
106 Woodatock
HO Bdinburff
117 Mt. Jackaon
121 Ouickaburg
12S flew Market
1*9 llmberviLt
131 Broadway
134 Daphna
138 Linville
144 Harrlaonkurg
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lt 0? am
ll 18 ta
flO 67 am
HO so am
10 4 ? am
f 10.lair
ilC_4am
10--, am
015 aa
10 ?; am
9 69am
8 Si aa
? 41am
t 29am
? 23
? jO^m
9 1- pm
8 lt) pm
t 7 io pm
f 7 ??;rn
7 2t pm
17 :idb
f 7 17 pm
7 ct pm
t kt pm
6 46 pm
6 36 pm
6 27 pm
6 18 pi
f 60s pi
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? i4 am
113 am
f 9 08 am
f tOi am
? M am
? 46 am
f ? ;.e am
f ? j. am
fl Ham
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744 am
7 34 am
7 a Tam
2 7 ly am
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1 T? 55
tl 67 am
6 40 am
I 47 po
I 46 pr
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sit pa 10 '
f 6 ua pao : 10 17
f4 67 pa i">?
r 4 6t pa no 16
4 42 pal -000
4 lb PB' l??
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f - ? tpm fll'
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f Iff pa I ?*>
f 8 tupra I 7 46
1 * ina
* Daily. f Week claya, | Meal Station, f Stopt on flag.
Jdp^Bowmans and Beverly (not shown on Time Table) are flag
stop* tor trains 49 and \2S also Bowmans lor 2]3 and 214
Tot Map Fold era TS rou r * Ticket Rat*
etc.. apply to neareet Agent or write
W H. TAYLOE.G, P A
All trains arrive at and depart from Penn?
sylvania Kail road Paaaeoger Station, w?gh
iitrton. D. C.. where connection ia made for
fi I from baltimore, Philadelphia and New
york.
C. N. Ackket Vi*r?i. & General Manager. 8. Il If ardwick
L. S. Brown, Genl. AgU V, T. M
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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Horse & Cattle
Powder.
'*& A Standard for 50years.
Its reliahititv.atid Purity are everywhere known snd tia efficiency for con?
ditioning and curing animals of disease has Rever been equaled. It cures Chronic
Lough, Heaves, Influenza, Hide-Bound, Indigeetlon, Constip-tion, and all stomach
t onbles. Restores lost appetite, and Increases the assimilation. It A8a.sU In
attemnf and increases the quantity of milk and cream.
Fouliz's Superior houltnr Food.. 25c per package
FouU's 1'erfect Lire Powder. 86c *? package.
Fouls's Certsin Worm Powder. 50e ?? **
Fouls s Certain Kolik Cure. 50o ?? botte.
Foitz's Liniment. jUc ?
Fou;z's Healing Tower, for collar galla etc. ?0c ?* ??
Every article of our manufacturer ls gusranteed and bears U. S. Serial Nc
217. Sold everywhere.
At Woodstock,'Va.B. 8AGKR ACOMPAliY.
The|Dsvid E. Foutz Couuany
Noy. 1?3mo. Baltimore, Md.
At
the
Waist
Pains at the waist, back, front, or side, are nearly sure proof of female trouble:
Some other signs are headache, pressing down pains, irregular functions, restless?
ness, cold limbs, nervousness, etc. These pains may be allayed, the system braced
and the womanly functions regulated by the use of
Wine of Cardui
Mrs. Annie Hamilton, of Stetsonville, Wis.; writes: "Cardui saVed nit
from the grave after three (3) doctors had failed to help me_ It is a good medfctnt
and I recommend it to all suffering women." For sale at ali druggists* tn $1 bottles.
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