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Mr. George Somes Luyurd in u hool entitled "Suppressed Plates*, Wood Eu pailags. Etc." writes of the rldicu lous people who value suet) hooky ah thc first issue of the first edition of Dickeus4 "American Notes" just lw cause there ls a mistake in the pagi nation, or a first edition of DisrueiiV "Lothuir" because the prototype of "Hit. Catosly" is divulged by mis printing the name ?'(apel," or "Poem* hg Robert Hums," lng Kdiuburgh edi tion, because the Duke of Roxborough appears as "the l>uke of llox borough." or Marker's "Breeches" Bible of 1301 because on the title page of thc New Testament thc figures are transposed to 1406, or the first edition in French of Washington Irving's "Sketch-Book" because the translator, maltreating the authors name, has declared the hook to "traduit de I'Angtals de M. Irwiu W ashlngton." nod in the dedleutlou has labesed BJr Walter Scott "barron net." _ Cornish Humer. The magistrate at ihe Liskeard po lice court might Well nave excused tia laughter which greeted thc remark o' a polk! witness only a short time agu who said with al! teas): "He was drunk, your honor, and couldn't stand. I told him to go awuy. aud as he wouldn't I locked him up." The luugh lu another court wai against the solicitor who severely ask ed, "Were you present when you heard this?" Mixed metaphors ure not a peculiar nor Indeed a common failing of tin Cornishman, hut a certain eloqoeu4 town councilor quite recently got en tangled when in the course of a lire traded del-ate on the momentous sub |ad of the local dust bins he declared indignantly. "It ls time we put om foot dowu with a loud voice."?English Illustrated Magazine. A Remarkable Suicide. A man who had visited Paris was telling of au extraordinary suicide he had heard of in that gay city. "Ile was a Frenchman, who was nothing if not original," said the teller of the tale, "und even when be grew despond ent he planned his death is a most original fashion He locked the door of his room in the Hue Ni tot and. re? moving the weights of the wiudow cord, fastened them to the window 1 tax f. Ile idded to the weight of the window by attaching six tlatlrons. On the sill he adjusted a large triangular bread knife, such as ls used by chefs. and made ready a small balloon, capa? ble of lifting fifty pounds. The In? genious Frenchman then*"*Jut his head out of the window after attaching the balloon to lils neck and by releasing the clamp that held the window cut his head off completely with the impro? vised guillotine. The decapitated body was discovered several days later, but lt was not until the balloon and the bead were found a week later lu the field of a peasant, eighteen miles from Paris, that tbe method of suicide was really known.4' Chamois Maker ls a Magician. Taio>t every body uses chamois, and everybody imagines it comes from thc graceful goats s?f the Swiss Alps, but lt doesn't, lt really hails from the cavernous depths of tanneries of Pen body, in New Lnglnnd. Peabody tan? ners make l*?autiful leathers of sheep pelts. The cbamols maker is a magi? cian of the leather trade. To bis door he draws sheepskins from the great rsnehes of Montana or their possible future rivals on the plains ul Silieria. the pampas of Argentina or the fields of Australia. Mary's little lamb, mas? querading us brave Swiss chamois, has a wonderful career. Natural Anxiety. A very talkative little boy was al? lowed to accompany his father to a friend's house on the understanding that he should not speak until some? body asked him a question. Ile re? mained silent for half an hour. "Fa? ther." he then murmured, "when are they going to begin asking me qies tions?* On the Verge. He considered it a parental duty to tee that his daughter kept only the very best marriageable company. "Mary." said ber father, "you have been going with that Mitchell fellow for more than a year now. This court? ship tn oat come to a termination.** "Ob. pa. how can you talk so? Be ts, oh, so sweet and nice!" "Ah!** And tbe fond father arched his eyebrows. "Sweet snd nice, eb? Has he proposed*?" "Well, pa, not exactly." And tbe girl hung ber head and fingered tbe drapery of ber dree*. "He hasn't ex sctly proposed; but. then, lsst evening, when we were ont walking, we passed hy a nice little house, and be said. That's the kind of cottage I am going to lire in some day/ and I said 'Yes,' and then he glanced st me and squeezed my baud. Then, just as wc got by. 1 glanced beck at the cottage, snd?snd I squeezed bis band, pa." "Ob. ah, I see! Well, we'll try bim another week or two." ? London Tit Bite. ?roka tha Charm. "Well, you are a good little boy. Are yon usually as quiet us this?" "No fear, but mother's golug to give me a clockwork engine If I don't ssy anything about your dreadful red noser-London Opinion. In the Fog. Towue?8o you. were In London, eb? How did you "find tbe weather there? Browns?I didn't have to flud it. lt came and bunted me up and surround on me In chunks.-Philadelphia Press. A London Joke. Waiter (who has Just served up some soap)?Looks uncommonly like rain, slr. Diner-Ye*, by Jove, and tastes like lt too! Bring me some thick soup -London Titler. The Coat For Repairs. "Why did you sell your auto?** **Cost too much for repairs.** "Wasn't lt a good mat hine V "First rate. Never got out of order. But I bad to pay for repairing tbe peo? ple lt ran over "--Philadelphia Ledger Judicial Ignorance. "Did tbe clock stop when you dashed lt down cellar?*' asked the police judge of thc man who waa charged with be? ing disorderly. "Of course lt stopped. Hid you sup 1-ose lt went through to China f* Modcn Facilities. "?Who was dis Rip Van Winkle?" "An old time guy wot slept In de mountains.** "Didn't bsve no public libraries. I s'pose. In his day***?Louisville toa lier-Journatl. Cruelty and fear shake baiads ti*sjtatli-| ?aasaiaij.lUL.'aa ??... I J^mm^m^m^!!!!mr!rm' COMMON SENSE liesdj most intelligent people to uso only modtllsaSS of known composition. There fere (t ls thai Dr. Pierce's medicines, the cakeWo/ walch print every ingredient enterlngwiSo them upon the bottle wrap? pers and attWl iu col rectii?j?* under oath, are daily gr\llng lu favor. The com* p >.t<on of Dr [Pierce's medicines li open to ftvervbodvVDr. Pierce being desirous of having the spa rt-Ii light of invcStlgsV ?Ju iirncvi fully upoji his formula*, being, confident that th** befief the romposiT*iojB (>f 'these me?llijues/is" TTnnv~n "the morfl ill Miejr'aTrt-iit cilratffe mi-rjis be recoq ~ZJ Being wholly Dad! ofthe active |V|I n;/..-J, Being medicinal principles extracted from na? tive forest roots, by exact processes original with Dr. Plorce, and without ths use of a drop of alcohol, trlplo-roflued and chemically pure glycerine being used in? stead in extracting and preserving the curative virtues residing in tho roots employed, these medicines are entirely free fr* m the objection of doing barra by creating sn sppetlte for either al? coholic beverages or habit - forming drugs. Examine tho formula oft their bottle wrappers?the same as sworn to by Dr. Pierce, and you will find that hit "?Golden Medical Discovery," tho great, blood-purl tier, stomach tonic and bowel regulator?the medicine which, while no! recommended to cure consumption in lu advanced stages (no medicine will do that; yet doe* cur* all those catarrhal condi? tions of hoad and throat, weak stomach, torpid liver aud bronchial troubles, weak lungs and bang-on-coughs, which, if neg? lected or badly treated load up to and finally terminate in consumption. Take the "Golden Medical Discovery* tn time and lt ls not likely to disappoint you If only you give lt a thorough and fdr trial. Don't expect miracle. Il won't do supernatural things. You mus! exercise your patience and persevere in its use for a reasonable length of time to gel its full benefits. The Ingredients of which Dr. Pierce's medicines are composed havf thc unqualified endorsement of scores ol medical leaders?better than any amount of lav, or non-professional, testimonials, They are not given away to be experi? mented with but are poid by all dealers li medicines st reasonable prices, Jailbirds are to go to work^on th" highways. This was made appareo when Judge Witt, of the corporatioi c>urt of Richmond, directed thi the police justice to send him weekly i list of the men sentenced to jail anc for the terms for which they go down Judge Witt announces that he wil make up lists 'or tbe public roads The police are delighted at the pros peet, for they say it will be the mean of driving hundreds of petiy criminal from Richmond. The first batch o names went up to court last Monday and the assigning of them to the road will follow. No Need ot Suffering from Rheuma tlsm. It ls a mistake to allow rheumatism to become chronic, as the pain can al ways be relieved, and in most cases i cure effected by applying Ch* ruber Iain's Pain Balm. The relief fron pain which it alToidsis alone wortl many times its cost. It makes slee] and rest possible. Even in cases o long standing this liniment should |h used on account of its relief which i affords. 25 and 50 cent sizes for salt by Walton A Smoot. ? iaai sass The second largest diamond evei discovered in South America wai found by a poor woman imbedded it the earth under the floor of an aban doned house. And yet it is possibh that ber husband used 'drong lan guage in connection with the house cleaning. A Grand Family nedicloe. "It gives me pleasure to speak i good word for Electric Bitters" writei Mr. Frank Conlan of No. 436 Hous ton St., New York. "It's a gran< family roedicince for dyspepsia anc liver complications; while for larc* back and weak kidneys it cannot b too highly recommended," Electrit Bitters regulate the digestive function: purify the blood, and iorpart renewe< vigor and vitality to the weak ant debilitated of both sexes. Sold undei guarantee at Walton A Smoot's drug store. 50c. During the recent session of Con? gress a total of 3,794 special pensioi bills were enacted into*, law. Thii was the record session of ail Con greases in this respect. Of all thest applicants not one could secure i pension under the very liberalpensior laws. Cured Hemorrhages of tbe Lungs, "Several years since my lungs were so badly affected that I had man) hemorrhages, writes A. M. Ake, ol Wood, Ind. "I took treatment witt several physicians without any benefit i then started to take Foley's Hone} and Tar, and my lungs are now ara sound as a bullet. 1 recommend it iu advanced stages of lung touble." Foley's Honey and Tar stops the cough and heals the lungs, and pre? vents serious results from a cold. Refuse substitutes. Walton A Smoot. Congressmen will not have to oc? cupy benches, but will retain their chairs. A good many will not be lia? ble to oceuy either in Washington after this tero, but will have to be content with a goods box at a coun? try store.?Danville Register, Every woman desires a good com? plexion, but oft-times either ruins the one she has or fails to gain one by the paint and powder methods she employs. A good complexion is from within and can't be painted or powder? ed on. Two things are necessary in order to be the possessor of a good complexion. A healthy action of the liver and good rich blood. R>dale's Liver Tablets taken occasionally and followed for a week or ten days by Ry dale' Tonic and plenty of fresh air and out of doors exercise will beat all the paint and powder In the world. Try it just once and see. Walton A Smoot. Accused with tbe fradulent use of mails, a bench warrant will be served ju Rev. James T. Karga ve of Hanover x>unty appeared before tbe United States District Court in Richmond, Judge Waddill presiding, j lead guilty snd was sentenced to eight months io ail and fined $100. Alman who is in perfect health, so ie can do an honest day's work when ;ecessary, has much for which he should be thankful. Mr L. C. Rod rerS, of Branchton, Pa., writes that ve was not only unable to work, but ye couldn't stoop over to tie his own (hoes. Six bottles of Foley's Kidney 3ur? made a new man of him. He' kaja, "fiueaeas to Foley's Kidney ;ere" Walk* 4 toot* 1 PETS L03T IN MOUNTAINS. Bristol, Vu., June a.-W. V. Kally, su.perin-.eikdeot of a coal companv II aViM County, Va., is mysterious^ missing*, and is the fifth person to sud denly disappoar iu the Black Mouav tains of that county s'nco Edward L Wi nts, the young Philadelphia mil? lionaire. Five years ago young Wentz dis appeared in the mountains, and, though *100,000 reward was offered for his body, and an army of mer scoured the country, explored caves, and drsgged streams, and ponds, il was nearly a year before his body was found. He had been murdered. Soon afterward J. H. Gearhart, a prominent insurance man of Bristol, mysteriously disappeared in Bristol, or has never been heard of. Kelley left his home last Thursday expecting to return a few hours later. Search has been made and not a clew has been found. He is believed tc have been robbed and murdered. Kelley has sidce been heard from. "What is your opinion of pros? per 1 ty?" "Well," answered the improvident man, "my opinion of prosperity ?s that it is something for which I am expected to give three cheers, because some other fellow has it."?Wash? ington Star. Badly Sprained Ankle Cured. Three years ago our daughter sprained her ankle and had been suf? fering terribly for twodays and nights ?had not slept a minute. Mr. Stal? lings, of Butler, Tenn., told us ol Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Wo went to the store that night and got a bottk of it and bathed her ankle two or three times and she went to sleep and had a good night's rest. The next morning she was much better and in ? shorl time could walk around and had nc more trouble with her ankle.?E M. Brunt, Hampton, Tenn. 25 and 50 cent sizes for sale by Walton k Smoot The assertion is being made in cer? tain quarters that the necessities ot life are cheaper now than they hav* been in the past two years. Incident? ally, however, the grocers and othei merchants do not appear to be awart of it.?Floyd Press. Thinks lt Saved lils Life. Lester M. Nelson, of Naples, Maine says in a recent letter: "I have used Dr. King's New Discovery many years, for coughs and colds, and 1 think it saved my life. I have fount it a reliable remedy for throat and lung complaints, and would no roon be without ,n bottle than I would be without food." For nearly forty years New Discovery has stood at the head of thro ct and lung remedies. Aa a preventive of pneumonia, and healer of weak lungs it has no equal Sold under guarantee at Walton A Smoot's drug store. 50c. and 11.00. Trial bottle free. A witness in a Boston court was called down by the judge for referring to four men who had been arrested in a rough and tumble fight as "gentle? men. " If he had called them gents," it might have been all right.?Thc Spokesman Review. Born In Iowa. Our family were all born and raised in Iowa, and have used Chamber? lain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrohoea Remedy (made at Des Moinse) foi years. We know bow good it is from long experience in the use of it. Ir fact, when in El Paso, Texas, thc writer'3 life was saved by the prompt use of this remedy. We are now en? gaged in the mercantile business al Narcossee, Fla., and have introduced the remedy here. It has proven very successful and is constantly growing in favor.?Ennis Bros. This remedy is for sale bv Walton A Smoot. Criminal records kept in New Yorl county for the last six years show that a trifle more than one-half of thc persons charged with crimes are found guilty, while expert opinion is agreed that not two out of 100 are innocent. Will Cure Consumption. A. A. Berren, Finch, Ark., writes; "Foley's Honey and Tar is the best preparation for coughs, colds and lung trouble. I know that lt has cured consumption in the first stages." You never heard of any one using Foley's Honey and Tar and not being satis? fied, Walton & Smoot. a?aa?aaaxssaa?? ? sa The Ohio papers give an account of a hen out in that State that chews tobacco. It is to be hoped that she will not let her little chicks learn to smoke cigarettes. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup is the one that children like so well to take as it tastes nearly as good as maple sugar. It acts gently yet freely on the bowels and thereby it drives the cold out of the system. It is so'd by Walton A Smoot. I ?mmmmmmmtnmmmm ? While trying to take the peapon from h<*r liule brother, Rose Arring tori) of Amherst county, Va., fired a shotgun and killed her older brother, Lewis, When you need to take something take it promptlv for the stomach but take something you know ls reliable something like Kodol For Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Kodol is pleasant to give relief. It is sold by Walton .v Smoot. A company with millions of did! .rs capital has been formed to develop West Virginia nat ral pas and coal properties. A Lesson in Ii alth. Healthy kidneys filter the impurities from the blood, and unless they do this good beal h is impossible. Foley's Kidney Cure make sound kidneys and will positively cure all forms of kidney and bladder disease. It strenthens the whole system. Walton A Smoot The bodies of the two W. A L. U. students who were drowned Saturday Paul Ps. Dunn and Lee M. Hutton, were found floating in the river near Lexington. OeWitfs Kidney and Bladder Pills are prompt and thorough and will in n very short time strengthen the weak? ened kidneys. Sold bj Waltoo A inn I*::4:: K v ft. Tr. C -U. W J;;?l *-. mxPmi ???-. -m. -??. MLm ft ?v~. lij.S! ll isSTaW ^.^ ? - --19.\.^gi'AM-a III vet ? '' "v~w*] asa jLUaaSsaaaP af That is another of their good features, an important one, as hun? dreds of fires occur annually from sparks settling on the roof. Better put them on the roof now than wish you had later. They're cheap enough. Last a life-time. Never need repairs, and they turn the appearance of any house into a home. Come in and see them. ? rs ?t-? a t-u- BSS3%J \ VT a ???< W**ordain/*lr Va ti. lAji/nvi oi.n.tjiVii.nK^us ?? \j\*\ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassaaasaBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^aasBaaaMi Our Grandmothers used to get a lot of old nails, place them in a vessel containing vinegar and allow them to remain until the acetic acid in the vinegar produced au iron solution. This concotion was then taken by nearly every member of the familv during the Spring and Fall and it rirely ever failed to .strenthen and ht ru lit the person takiug it. The old wav was good but there is a new way that is tar better. Science has dis? covered away to manufacture Iron so that it can be dissolved in syrups and ?lixl and given in definite doses. One ol the best and surest ways to take Iron is In Rydale's Tonic. This r-miedy is a combination of Iron, Quinine and Strychino in an Orange Klixir and combined with other ingre? dients that make it very valuable as a blood and nerve tonic. It is without an equal for old people needing a stimulant and for weak and puny children and a sure cure forchills and malaria. Walton k Smoot. The price of steel bars has dropped *4 a ton, to 128, the lowest since De? cember, 1001. Kodol is the best known prepara? tion that is offered to the people t./day for dyspepsia or indigestion o.* any stomach trouble. Kodol digests all foods. It is pleasant to take. It is sold here by Walton k Smoot. A tornado struck Charles City, Iowa, demolishing; al>out 200 building*! and killing W. K. Beck and a child. Three children are reported missing*. A fortnne teller. Zeno Miller, is said to have disappeared from Bristol with hundreds of dollars of jewels intrusted to him bv residents. Oscar Baldock, of Amherst c ninty, shot ard killed George Jenkins, a negro. FOLEY^HONEY-TaR ?tope tho cougn and natale lunga For Sale. We are offering lor sale st a bargain the following R(sl Estate adjoining* Orkney 8pnngs Property: One good dwelling hou?e of 7 rooms on Main St , steel roof, porches and all necessary outbuilding well fenced and grvd lot and garden. One good dwelling with four rooms snd Jaree Corner lot, with inmfM aVTSJSSJ, well fenced and good well < f water at the kitchen. 20 acres ni fairly good land, 4 acres cleared, ballance in wood; line building site which extends to pike 14 mile from Orkney. The above propeities will be sold st a iiAKo.MN separately or as a whole. Apply J N. DA VU s% CO., Real Estate Agents, Woolstock. Va. Valuable Farm A good River Farm of f>3 acres of land, 13 of which is fine river bottom, gocd dwelling of 7 rooms, good bank barn and all other necessary out buildings. 2/4 miles of Woodstock. Apply to J. N. DAVIS & CO. Real Kstate Agents, Woodstock, Va. THB VALLBY Miks WOODSTOCK, VA OFFICf RS : Ja !?. Wirman, Prei. ana Gen il anarer. M. VV. MAtiituoaR, V. President. W. W. Looan, Secty. and Treas, (t II. IIauN, Asst. S?c. tV. T. Williams, Atty, it Thu. NKLL Wt Lo'aAV, ) [ Clerks. Akiink Walker. ) DiRBCTOtU* : J, fa. Wisman, M. W, Maortjdrr '?**. W. Logan, E If. Wisman. \ddrea* W. W. LOJAN, Hoov. A Treas. Woodstock. Va A Good Small Farm For Sale. Containing 71 acnw of land mostly lime stool, ten meTfO of which is In good original imlMT, on which isa good low house weather boarded with metal roof and ali other n?cet arv outbuildings in fairly good repair. Tae tslaee is well watered, and has plenty of fruit -situated I 3 i tnllea south of St. Luke, Va. Prioe S2JW0 % cash, ballanee to snit pur haser. Apply to J. N. DA V LS k CO. Woodatoek Va. Kl LL tm. COUGH aao CURE ths LUNGS with Dr. King's Naur Discovery fOR GZIW* aJraffiK. SUD kiL TMHOAT AMD LUM* TWOUtUf. etiAMAMTMMD EJ^lEWAatQM'l Oat MOaWaTT mmMEVMDMXk M&jM> fester InZSemmmfJ Schedule in Un* SUNDAY. JUNE 14. 1905 Trains Leave Riverton Va.. Nc.l BorjrHBorjND r 3.46 A- Ms For Battle, Buena Vista, Koa noke, Eat Kadford btasfls s faaawell, Norton. Pocahonta No. 13 Pullman Steeper Fetch, W.'Va 9.41 A. M< For Baale, Natural Bridge, lio aaoTce, Bristol, and Inten ed fat* .ons. Pullman 8;eeper tc K norville. Connects at Roanoke with St. I/>uis Express. Thr- Hgt No. 27 Pullman Bleepras to st, Booti and Chicago. 7.27 P-Vi* Cafe ear to Wi!Mammon, W. Va For Elkton | jtii'l all Interme; ?Hate points. No. I NORTH M.) CN I) I.20A-M. For Heiryviiio, Ha? cutown, Philadelphia, and the Dui th. Pullman Sleeper to Phl.a No. 28 delphts. 8-41 AM. 1* *r Ha,-< rstownand into.-ni dial .si.ilii.n^.*('on:u*ots at Shetland' .ot Junction wit li B. A O. :or Wash itiKton. Also eoonecti il Magura with c. v. Railroad for Harrimount No. 14 and p >ir:t& north. 7.49 P- M- For Be-ryvllle, ll ..gcretow and intermediate Stations. 1 ar.nail Bleeper via Hagers tow n io New rork. gf Ra tea. .*-?? icdjles, and additional ihfer ?nation furnished upon application to A of tue Company or? W. B. MK V ILL. tf. F. BRAGG Gen'l Paaa. Agent. Tray. Pads. A gen KoanoKu. Va. /-*r~** ISSIWIf'""''*'! -' . -?*r??'V??r?*ir ? -> , ^ttVm ? m mm*, mm m?Lm. ? . - ,__-. _ markets H06. . I .'5 . . ri. r kalos*.60 Sweet IV*, toes. Chickens dd.9 '" spring . 22 llutt-r.13 Uac<,Li, Side and Shoulder.ll Hams.IA Lar<].ll Onions. 00 I VE STOCK MARKETS. Pain lays Eoe LIto ;*to< I as follows: atoadaya Ho,; > ar.d Cattle, Tue tie. [All I/.ve Stock sold gross weight.] Catt'.' Rai k ended at noon today vere 1-464 ? -6 head laat en ^: ' $7 co, others. #4.00 Uo*,.2V. Cov to f4.7s; Balli $3 50 to *.*. 7$ Heifers, S3.50 to,$ I . sn, |?S tO I 'logs Receipts fort*M sTtSk tBdsd at noni today wen week. I-. ivmand Quote: w. ? s> ? 1 others, $575 to ? io to 4 Sheep ai I I nubs r tie week ended at ii'on to today s | head against 1 1 head last weale Light sundy and fair demand. Quote- Lan bs, |6 75 to 9.63: Sheep, fjootn 4 Calves?Receipts for the week en.led at noon today re head. oat jfA head last wet-!. Pair supply ad market firm. itu. ut' . $4 00 to 7.^5. HOLLISTEH'S Rocky lc ^niaiti I :? a Nuggets I I iiclne ht Bary Pcooio. EExgi Gc .i Heal ti sal V cor, A ipeciflo t if * ?. Llvei and Ki'i-i* > Pin Wood. Bad t Ita fl tain Tea lo tab lot foi tn, orata a hov. ,? ? ? ? Comp ai ! . '.vis. GOLDEN NUGGETS FOR 8*1X0* PEOPLE I fi od! ol Fcr ^-S^tion. .<4- ^KJ>mmmXmtmWM. ] ; sour stomach, \? -.itation of the heart Digesta what you eat a/A? ',m.*.+ TJkHkX '* "' - mm'mimm ^ j Looking Into the Future. ii 1! Xi j; *V :? 1 V' : | X* }< is an unpleasant task for many. They see . < :iiing hut hardships. Why? Because they "have not the ability NOV,' ?? rn maud a salary sufficient to permit ol putting, thing away for the evening of life. lt is to-day that preparation for tuture comfort lld Have you a future? Have you ambition? The business world is full of opportunities for the m: a who has the proper training. We will prepare yoi;. SHENANDOAH VALLEY WSM iSUM J. S. ATKINSON, Nangr. Harrisonburg, Virginia. X. *;%i"Z" "*Z* **%" tl Z7 "I tt t*tZt 1 TltttZtZZZ mmmmm~-*'-'"* fe Wi jp> 9oo Drops ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. AVegetable rVeparaflonforAs similating (heFoodamll^gula ting Ute Storadis andBovwiktf ?' iTfiil r -2 ? SW ? ^^^^^^^ p^^fantH and Chiliren, The Kind Ygu Have Always Bough! iKW.r-.-K.iin 8 ESftQ f "'-fl * fljjfl I. .. -1. Prmo!'? D igesticn JCheeriW' tai :vest.ContaiiisKiittT Opium.Morphine nor>liflixaL Not Narcotic. PkmpkutSttd' jusuma* AduileMs AuuSmml* .'V'. T.V - ticartonakimhm Him iff a aasjpssji ??. A perfect Remedy forConsftpa tton, Sour StonT^h.Dtarrtm WorrasronvulskmsJevensiv ru>ss and Lo ss OF Sle>;p. FacSi-jtile Sii^vansTf af KEW YORK. Atbihonths old Exact Cory of Wrapper. lr. Use Over Thirty Years GASTORIA tmi ca-ajTAusi oo?*asiT. acs? roam smtt. Woodstock Machine and Cooperage Factory Having purchased and refitted The Shenandoah Manufacturering Company's machine shop and cooperage plant. I an now ready to do a'l kinds of repair work on flachinery^ Engines, Saw Hills, Etc. A first class machinest is in charge of the repair shop ar.d good work is guaranteed. Highesttfprice paid for stave and heading wood of all kinds. Jiis. M. Smoot, Feb. 7?1 yr. Woodstock, Va. SCHEDULE BETWEEN AI.EXAM RTA, WASHINGTON. NA88AS AND H>IlRlSONBURO. y>. S.* B.?Following schedule figures published only as infc i n j lion ar.d ae not guaranteed. Effective Apr. 12. J908 t *7 ?? 7 50 X 8 >7jID 9 ic am, iti aa um r I 9 3 am 1 9 jj am , I . .lui a in i( 28 am am! . am! 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Easily applied by dubing on trw f< wl?; or b'owing into crevices, tttronger and more efflcienij Penetrates the cracks and drives'? them*' ont. Goes onger ; is better but coats no more. One site only 25c per package bott. e. ?J 17. A ena! improvement on Old Style Lice Powder. (12 oz. net). ___ Fouls's Horse and Cattle Ponder. 25c Fouliz's Superior Pouitrv Fc<d..lilas] uer package Foutz's Certain Worm Powder.T 50c ?* ?? Fontz s Certain Kolik Caro...50c * Foutz's Liniment. ..,.*jAc ? Foutz's Healing Power, for collar galls etc. 26c ?* Every article of our manufacturer ls guaranteed aud bears Sold everywhere _ At Woodstock, Va.B. 8AGER A COMPArTy" The David E. Fonts Conan*, Noy. 1? 3rno. Baltimore. Md. U. 8. Mal Nc A Bad Sign W J J-2S n Irregularity is bad in every department of life, In meals, In sleeping hours, but especially when it is a question of womanly habit. Not only ls lt a sign of female disease, but, unless cured, it will cause dangerous fcoubies. because of the poisons thus allowed to remain in the system. If you suffer in this way, get a bottle of Wine of Cardui Mrs. Lucinda Johnson, ol Fish Creek. Wis., writes "I suffered for fourteen (u) years %1th lama. larity. causing great palo. At last I tried Cardui. and nov I am cured." At all druggUts, to $1 botte* rn aaaaaaaaaaaa*, 9 ir A ? ? '??'?aWaTfsaa WrHa Wday far a frse cosy ct valuate 64-aaaa* a>satnaasl Bea% ti ?"? WRITE US A ff TTEK^'tff: gsjrc: Cr, r..y rt.-ra