Shenandoah herald. [volume], October 01, 1909, Image 4

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Tho Pitt Diamond.
While WU. tbs grandfather of Lori
Chatham * | ernoff of Fort St.
Q*otgi ii. ! 98 lu- b*C*ms acquainted
With a y*W*l merchant named Jaii
ohund. wh<? brought a diamond wi
great ilM for ssa*. He asked 12
for lt In the ronflv It should, ol
roans bars been bought on behalf ul
tin' compaaay, bait Pitt, seeing mon. >
in lt. could not resist the temptation
of making a private bargain, ile be
? tho possessor of tbs stone, fi
IO rn of ?20,4001 Sttd no was qui ?
Bed that la- h;<d behaved honor
ably \\h"M he paid th*' juan, who on
lits part was also content Hut th,
diamond was known to be Sfortbmon
than Janacbtand bad reearred, and tba
tran*sctloti gav* ? a good d*al
of ?_" --:;>. Il ' ! W*y d Tea* t
when later ? bad the st.:
ia England and s. ia it to tho regent oj
Fran Bran that fia r
ino** sum <:m aol repreesnt its trna
value. The atti I Ct In tho roy*
crown of Prance, it weighed all
carats in the rough, hut tho cutting re
dnced it to iaa carats. Mrs. Psnney*i
"Tort st. ?.. trgo, Madraa"
Championing the Worm.
Ar, Incidcut mat occurred some year:
ago dorlaig u sessiuu of tho Britts!
parliament : >i an amusing il
tatton ot tho power of satire ti
larlaag a!.- .; result* that sober
meal often I accomplish.
There had Pom Introduced a Pill dc
signed to prevent cruelty to trild ani
U ^ ai capt Ll uas ? ?;
. kind that, if passed, it wrouKi
endanger certain kinds of legh
rt
Whoo the Earl of Kimberley arost
admitted the forco of thi;
argument
"There can doubt/' said he
?'that tho hill would put an end to tish
. ait* worms as bait. It is a bill tc
prevent cruelty to wild anima la li
captivity. Tho schedule states thal
tho word 'animal' shall ho hold to ia
dude reptile. A worm may ho hcl? t<
reptile. A worm Impaled
book must certainly to be In
captivity; therefore tho angler WUC
a live worm for bait would ht
guilty of cruelty to an animal in cap
tlvltj
? laugh thal 1 at ll
I gainst tbe MU robbed
er force it hat
and earrie! thc met BUN t" a su<
-?'Inclnnat! Commercial
ino.
Sun Cooking.
p . ? . and bo]:.
sr ld ot* by coal or gas-has
li. e an
? a sirloin or
a wttip t.' are only
? er, !?y scientists A ron
ly of a mirror- ;i
?kal inlrror-on a joint. There |?
:. . r< r i'be place for pot or
platt - - - ? lated that the rn
ti can he ! - I on it accurately.
a Herman, Ita rou Tc berna usen, waa
... Ile began In I 57 I
hoi! wah % he ha<l very
- Sir John
Herschel lid 1 are oilier famous
nain. ? lated with sun cooking.
lu Ci rnla various sun cooks have
boiled water in twenty
minutes, roasted moat In two hours
and p< ached egg* In fifteen minutes,
quits '1 time as the ordinary tire
AnSnld thing about meat roasted by
sun rays is that it has an unpleasant
taste. This is avoided by tbe Insertion
of a plate of yel lon glass between tbe
? ;ii:d mirror In all solar steves
ibeel of yellow glass figures.?Lon?
don Tit-Bits.
One Sided Gambling.
"One Deed only to try his luck at any
of the Riviera gambling palaces to
learn bow slender are the chances to
win at roulette." says a German corro?
dent writing from Ostend. 'Tait
if bs would ex] ? ? rho gambler'*
dvantage si its beal let him como
IO Osl d Join the baccarat play
?rs Tbe ara me as it is played gives
the ra: a who places his moaaey against
Ihe hank no chance whatever, and if lt
\\?'ti? known bow nni< h money is mme
rlflced lal n in the endeavor t>>
vin hy hick and by system tho public
d be horrified, lt is nothing un
Usual f.-r the bank to win twenty-f< ur
before an outsider wins once.
The people who play, if they have ever
. know this, ami still they
ga lu, resimnd to the cull until
they depart and plant their cold in the
rat mire in the hoj>e that it will
boar fruit. It does. Tait what is the
ba neal':"
A Snacked Scot.
Tia- London Chronicle says that two
Englishmen recently touring ia Scot?
land found that Sabbatarianism ooen
- : alf j pxtends to the middle of tia
weak They wore forced by the weath?
er lo lake refuge in a small country
1 Her lunch adjourned to tho
billiard room to kill time until the rnla
*l?| ped. Tl ?? had hardly started
*?v hon tho landlord entered in a very
drunken condition, upbraided his -
I ? ly conduct and
?: on their lei lng rho billiard
room. They received profuse a]
. -H from the landlady, lier husband
Si way a got drunk on Sund.*!
"?nod. but. I** day. bs
had got drunk on Thursday instead.
! from fore .,f habit believing it
Was Sunday, had be*M sb (ked at the
Click of tho billiard bi! |
Rebek-W tha Bishop.
Tb* hishop of Poi. rs Pur.:. Kncland.
ls a greot motorist ... d is also a
stanch teetotaler, anu thereby hangs
a tale. On on., occasion, while out in
his ?ar. tho chauffeur ran short of
petrol and npplhd Bl a public bay***
for some rn *e. The publican CS
out. and. seeing the bishop in bis
episcopal dross in the car. said; "\
i've pol pleoty of petrol, tan i doa*l
t-tell it to tho likes of them what never
buys my beer."
Making Heraelf at Home.
Last summer the wai-old Loma aunt
Came to spend a SJeek with them.
"Now. aunty." said Lola, ?you must
make yourself nt home."
"How can 1 do that, dear?" queried
her aunt.
?'Why." inswared Lola, "you eas
?each in and help mamma work."?Chi?
cago News.
The Finisher.
Lawyer-What is your occupation?
Witness?Tm a piano finisher. Law?
yer?Re a little more detlnite. Do you
polish thora or tOOTO them??Boston
Transcript.
The Gossip. /
Nell - She's an awful gossip. Rhe .
tells everything she hears. Belle?Oh.
abe tells more than that ?Philadelphia
Itecord.
Do not make unjust gains. They axe
equal to a Uaw.-llesaod.
II I arti Reart Th's
t% VIII bo to learn that the loading modi
?8' writers and teachers of all the several
schools of practice recommend, in the
termi possible, each and every
neut enuring into the composition
of Dr. Piero * Golden Medical Discovery
for the euro of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
catarrh of stomach, "liver complaint,;
toroid liver, or biliousness, chronic bowai
ons, and all catarrhal diseases of
w~r region, name or nature. It b
also a specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing ca* I of catarrhal affec?
tion* and their resultants, as bronchial,
throat and lang dui apt coosump
Uon) accompanied with eevel* coughs, lt
I ,iot su good for acute colds and coughs
but for lingering, or chronic cases it ii
especially efficacious in producing per
: I, It contains Black Cherrybark,
Qokien Seal root, Bloodroot, Stone root
Mandrake root and Queen* root?all of
which aro highly praised as remedies roi
ull the above mentioned affections by stun
mlnent medical v.liters and teachers as
* rof. Bartholow, of/Jefferson Med. Col*
; Prof. ll;)r'\/rf the Univ, of Ta.;
nolejr^rMngwood, M. D., of Bsa*
neil i.?? yv.Cii.capo; Prof. John
Kina, c.. 2TaOI O-Vinnati; Prof. John
"I Sea-' ? -r?M. JD.. A Cincinnati; Prof.
Edwin M-^fia*-. M. D., of llahnomatm
Med. Cyrf'jt*. Chicago, and score
^tbors/^wi.iily emlaaent in their several
srho/flr? practice.
'ne*t;ol-ieii >te(liral_pUcpv^ry"!s V
]\(- \~i ic_c 'ii mr Tor hil Iq-throng"!
nts anv
?rflATIlalsr
s Hie lust possible guaranty of its merita
I ui-o at this published formula will
that "(Solden Medical Discovery
contains no poisonous, harmful or habit
forming drugs and no alcohol?chen:
nure, triple-refined glycerine being u*v I
ad. Gk, ? unobjec
n the cur. -omach as well ssbron
'?hlal throat and lung affections. Thors
? medical authority for is
hs in all such ea^oa. The*Discovery *h
entrated glycerlc extract pf native,
Ina! roots an * ls safe und rellabla.
\ hooklet of extracts /rom em|n< ?? ?
?.pilcal authorities, endorsing Its JngTe
?Pent* maib-d free on request Address
r?. k* V Vv --vo. Hu?Talo. N. Y.
In Darkest Washington.
Washington, Sept. 21.?WaahiufV d
woman still walk in fear of tho lau
. ia* Oi .:vo, aud today another 0 P
rageoui attack and robbery was mai .
-has been the case freqUOntlv et
I late, tha thug chose th* full li^ht ol
day in which to make his attack, aid
with the usual ease mudd his escai?
The victim of this latest outrage i*
Mrs. Hath Fuller, 1225 I street north
-:. She wd> attacked while ws ?
. near Sixth and I street*!. Ti
? up behind her. grabbed
her handbag aud wrenched it fi
her. Mrs. Fuller was talking to a
od.
oe, who seem to be power?
less to prevent such outrages C>r t
bend the culprits afterward, tx
that they have to deal with man\
lawbreakers, rather than with ow
daylight highwayman.
Money Comrj, In Bunni- s
to A. .\. Chisholm, of Treadwell, N.
V., now. His reason is well wortli
i a Hug . "For a lon;* time I suffered
from indigestion, torpid liver, eon
itipstloo, nervousness, and general
debility," he writes. "I couldn't
. had no appetite, nor ambition,
grew weaker eve-y day in spite of all
oal treatment. Then used Elfc
tra* Bitters. Twelve bottles restored
all my old-time health and \
i can attend to business everj
day. It's a wonderful medicine." In
fallibl j for Stomach. Liver. Kidneys.
Blood and Nerves. 50c, at Walton
k Smoot
Hunh Bowman Becomes Agent
Mr. Bugh Howman, a well known
young railroad man ot Strasburg, has
been appointed agent at Riverton,
and entered upon his duties. He wa
for several yean assistant a<:ent ai
Strasburg .Junction. The appoint?
ment is a merited promotion. Mr.
Robert Funk bas suooeded Mr. How
man at the Junction and Mr. Guj
Lamley has taken Mr. Funk's place a'
t freight depot.
Its A Top Notch Doer.
Great deeds compel regard. Tu.
world crowns its doers. That's wh\
the American people have crowned
Dr. King's New Discovery the King
of Throat and Limy remedies. Even
atom isa health force, lt kills germs,
and colds and la grippe vanish, lt
heals cough-racked membranes and
coughing stops. Sore, taflauned bron?
chial tunes and lung! are cured and
b*fnorr)1fges ceases. Dr. Ooo. More
Black Jack, N. C., writes "ll curt if
moot lung trouble, pronounced hope*
ss by all doctors.*" .".oe. $1.00,
Trial bottle fra*. Guaranteed by
Walton k Smoot.
Governor Swanson has decided to
let Howard Bragg, who murdered
Thomas Drawbone, his brother-in-law
lo Rock bridge county, yo to the elec?
tric chair.
(Most women are troubled with
Kidm J complaint, and you know very
many serious and even fatal diseases
these neglected Kidney
troubles. " j ou arill t ik? De?
1 Kidney and Bladder Pilli ai dirac' 1,
you may h*> et?rfident of g ?od rc?-Tts.
m and see how really d
I Mmitstior>, pill
that are Intended to deceive you. He
sure you g-et DeWitt's. Sold by
Walton k Smoot.
VALUABLE PROPERTIES
For Sale
A very desirable now resi?
dence in the center of the residential
?non Marienberg St, Wood?
uck. Va., 8 rooms, large recaption
hall and pantry, slat* roof, front and
back pori hes. bath Sic , and ail nee
Mjsary outbuildings, 1'iice reasona?
ble.
2d. One of the vry best residence*
In Kdinburg, Va , 9 rooms, batta, hoi
and cold water, cellar and all necet
sary out buildings. iVice less than
Hip house cost.
3rd. One ot the most valuable
Karmain Shenandoah count*-. \\-j
of productive land, 160 acres
?m land and no crops lost bv
overflow, will pr-odoc* crops equal to
bind eellltt* at tlou per ar;.' '
k <1 wei,inp house, a
t house, large bank bi ? . r ,
<t.. arith stables in the ont >... I
\ and all other ni .urj jr
buildings. Finely wateraaal* half mil
f*ntn railroad station. One ol ta*
stock raising farms in the country.
A great bargain to a quick purchaser
Apply to
J. N. DAVIS A CO.
Real Estate Agents.
Woodstock, V*.
Luray's Dreams Shattered.
Luray. Va.. Sept. 21 .-Chief C
Police th; ? in is hunting a man wh
gav*the moue of j. i Brigg* Kn
who has soddenly di.-ap pea red wit
several complaints of swindling hal
against bim. lt is claimed by bl
victims thal he 1 ad taken options o
naarlj sit she property from the rail
road BIS lion to lbe caverns ano e
- i toot overt the highway into om
of the most beautiful spots la*
able
lb* planned lo build tit* sh cti I
road and have pa latin 1 residence
ine either side of the bighwaj ? ttl
said thal tbs complaints arise froi
cash advances mads by soma oft*
laud owner*, who noa want thai
money bach or hive him keep hi
agi*eements.
Accompanied bj i Lairaj di
Bi gfi started to trie Blue Kid.
buy thousands of cross ties for til
tolly lin*. Tin \ were lu ? buggj
on the outskirts of th* town Brigg
became aware thal police official
were after him. and. leaving hi
t aveline companion lo the bogg]
said he had to go to the telegrsp
office to send a telegram. That \\u
lb* la^t seen of him.
She ss Pleasantly 5urpristd
Miss II. E. Bell, Wanta, eVii
writes: "Before I eomossneed to taK
Foley's Kidney Dills I bl
io hiv back, could not
.md was greatly troubled with he**1
a be. The first few doses Of Foley
Kidney Pills gave me relief, an l tw
ittles cured me. The quick resull
surprised me. and I can honestl
recommand them.'* Schmitt's Dru
Store.
SKID000.
Many ; erl - SWS| J
peri dfi li g the truth would I
first to leave town if the paps: ? undei
took to tell a! 1 they know. Danvlll
iter.
This ; Dds Ul of a si ir]
Jones used lo te I. One >nan bi
another that a tl in, who li
high in the community, could b
oi:t of town. Tb* man who made tl
[new abi nothing sgsini
the character of th* third man, bi
he addressed the following anooymoi
communication to tbe victim of tl
joke : "All is known, lt will be p ll
I ?h< ii In tw< oty-four boars. (Slamed
A Friend.'1 in twenty-four hours th
recipient of tbe note bad left town.
I Lichn omi Journal.
monody whist* r '*23?n
[loth Boys .raved.
Louis Hoon, a leading merchant r
Norway. Mich., writes: "Turee b< I
ties of Foley's Bone] and Tar ar
SOlutely cured nay boy of a sever
cough, and a neighbor's hoy, who wa
so ill with a cold that tb* do<
tors 47avi- him up, wa> cured b
lg Foley's Hon- ?;. and Tar.'
Noth - ls as safe and certain i
? ? ts. Schmitt's 11 _ Store.
"Bert" sud Bair! Savage, *aidt
bethe Issi of the famous Savage gang
a . i sh d near Sham ii Hie, ll
Va.
Foley's Honey and Tar clears th
ar passage I, stops the irritation i
throat, soothes the inflamed meir
branes. and the most obstifl tl
disappears. Bore and Inflamed lung
are healed and strengthened, and th
C lld - !rd from the SJ Item, lb
fuse any but the genuine in the yslloi
package Schmitt's Drug Store.
R markab!* tr bu! - core paid t<
the character of Governor Johnson
of Minnesota, who died early Tuesda;
morning.
Mr. F. G. Frit/., Oneoota, N. Y.
ir rites; *4Sly liule girl was greatly
benefitted by taking Foley's Orin*
Laxative, and I think it is the be*
remedy for coustlpstion and liki
trouble " Poler's Orino Laxative is
mild, pleasant and effective, endcurei
habitual constipation.
Schmitt's Drug Store.
Many lives are believed to hara
been lost and much property deatroysi
In the hurricane.
1 i . you're the Doctor,
Which shall it be,
Costiveness, constipation, or
Hollister's Kocky Mountain Tea'
Schmitt's Drug Bton .
On*, ls Enough.
"Before she married him yon li
she used to nay there wasn't a not hoi
man like him III ?!)?? w< rid "
"Yes: and new <ho says nho'd hi'
lo think th.it there was "
Thc Wo-m.
Tb* Dei,pe.-k: 11 llll-|.::;:.1- ||
wife going out. K nie)
"V.-. slr"
"Do yon know ir I si
!ier':"-i;\( luina**.
Deferred.
Tho Peas In \m \\? || ,, iv tot ell li
line weather i..tor on Hie ? apt!
Weil, i :iei : up! J bat's ll eg il lu
Mme for pie lug f I leiu^s. hi, t lt '
Pajrk
Lucky,
Utile W. in r wan whlsfierhii! lui
the saar ?l lils ii*.-,-.
"^''????' y< i naylaig to Rove;
lear)
'*0!l ! h i
ocky lie wa*." re; Ifs* Walter. -Vau
ie didi M: rvs
md I. | im
***?*
Foley's
Kidn*e"y
Pills
What They Will I>0 for YnU
They will cure your backache,
trengthen your kidneys, cer?
ed urinary irregularities, build
p the worn out tissues, and
liminate the excess uric acid
hat causes rheumatism. Pre
ent Bright's Disease and Dia
ates, and restore health and
trength. Refuse substitutes.
IT *******
? ?
r . j j g
Tho Kind Yon lluvo Al trays Bought, and which has been
in use for over 30 years, has boroo tho elgin!tuw of
and has been made nuder his per
frf-f fl sonal supervision nineo ifs infamy.
*%<cA(AA Allow no ono to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeit*, Imitations and " Just-as-jrooal" aro but
IC ipr* linell ls that trifle with and endanger tho health of
Infant* and Chililreu?Experience against Experiment*
What is CASTORIA
('astoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare?
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
Mibslaiioo. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allay* IY\erishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
('(die. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho
Stomaeh and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep*
Tho Children's Panacea?Tho Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CCNTAUN COMPANY, 77 MUNRAT ITfttrT, MCWVORK CITY.
V
Worn Women
Women, worn and tired from overwork, need a
tonic. That feeling of weakness or helplessness will
not leave you of itself. You should take Wine of
Cardui, that effectual remedy for the ailments and I
weaknesses of women. Thousands of women have J
tried Cardui and write enthusiastically of the great
benefit it has been to them. Try it?don't experiment
?use this reliable, oft-tried medicine.
Thc Woman's Tonic
J33
Mrs. Rena Hare, of Pierce, Fla., tried Cardui and afterward
wrote: "I was a Putterer from all sorta of female trouble, Lad
pain in my lids and legs, could not sleep, had shortness of breath.
"I suffered for years, until my husband insisted on my trying
Cardui. The first bottle gave me relief and now I am almost well.'
Try Cardui 'Twill help you.
AT ALL DRUG STORES
' -??
Women Suffer Agonies
from Diseased Kidneys
And Most Women Do This Not Knowing tho
Real Cause of their Condition
These poor, tutti aromen
have !?? "ii i d to !
I Isery of d i body li entire*
!y due to "Ills nf their sex." Usually
the lid .uer are re?
sponsible \.r largely so. And lo
such eases, the kidneys and blad?
der are tl.e organs, tba! Deed aud
must bars attention.
e torturing, enervating sick
headaches, dragging pains In I
groin and Umba, bloating and swell
lng of the extremities^ extreme
nervousness or hysteria,
ness and constant Un 1. worn-out
feeling?are I ' rtsln symp?
toms of di I and d
kidneys, bladdi r end v.' r.
DeWltt'S Kidn.-y idder
Tills Lave, In thousands of c
been d< '? l ss remarkably
beneficial in all IOCS conditions of
femsls Ol I riling thu
i il prompt relief and permanent
benefit.
As an illustration of what these
Tills will d >. Ml*. P. If. Bray of
Columbus, Ga ts* 1 t shs was
very ill with kidney trouble, and
that shs ll now well?and that
these Tills are what cured her.
They are v? ry pleasant to take,
and can in no ea**, produce any
deleterious effects upon the system
?as syrupy, alcoholic, liquid prep?
arations are apt to do.
B. C. Dewitt & Co., Chicago, Vt.?
want every man and woman v ho
bare the least suspicion that they
r.re afflicted with kidney and blad
di r diseases to at onco write them,
and a trial box of these Tills will
bs sent free by return mail post?
paid. Do it to-day.
For S:ile by WALTON k SMOOT.
MARKETS
Woodstock, Va., Sept. 30, 1909.
[Correetad areekly by F. s. Howman.)
Wheat. SI.08
()at9.lo
< urn. B6
Potatoes.BO
Sweet Potatoes.lo
Turkeys.00
Chickens old. Il
11 sprint? . ll
Effgi.28
Butter.20
Bacon, Bia***a*d Shoulder... . 1">
11 Hams. 20
Lard.!?">
Onions.""?
Baltimore fe pt. ?y
''?*-Keoei??t* for the week erd.'d ac
jaooe unlay were 4.'. 7 head, against un heaJ
l.iat week: rj ear load* on the market. Qaots
Hteera, pood to el lichen, $4 p? t? I
nth<T*.J|? v. ??? f 4 ' ; ( tiw - ?i * f 4 a: Hufl?
ii 75 ts *. R?lt*r*Jj |f?tO t$ 10. treah Cowil
|.o toff*, *SM head.
Mot;! ?Kec^tpta for the week envied a*
? xlavvii et head, against f ?'i, .lead laet
w^.'k.Fatr rupply today and moderatedemand
Quot*! M tern* I* tut** other*, |8 aj to
?.**> rough**, t' ? , 1
J-h.epanJ I -arni. . - Kee* i| f? 'or the week
*B*a4f*d at n >>n to today were 9,86 ? head
againut v,/;>head latt -v-ek. Light au rpi jr
??nd t . <?to- Lamb*, |4?o
to j j to 17
Calve*-Keoeipt* for tne week en Jed at
noon today were head. $7/ against ?,to head
la?t week. Fair nupply to,lay ?/vl market
Arm i >uot*: Common to beat. 94 jo to
Invent your r*i<in<-v in th<? 4 per cont
Certificates of the Sb n. Valley Loan
& Trust Co., W(..?Nt.)ck, Va. Se?
curity unquestioned. Interest pay
able semi-annually, and Certificates
deemable any time after six months on
short noils*.
1
i
Belting. Belting.
We sr* prepared to sell cotton and
leather belting <'?t prices. *h!ch defy
competition. Send for prices.
J. A. DYSART & CO
Agents for the National Leather
Belting Co.
WOODSTOCK, Ville IMA.
For Sale
Valuable Farm,
NKAK \V<)' rDSTO K. VA.
We offer f<?r sale, a valuable farm,
one mile fr* aro Wood .? rj k, J mile f OB
ibe pill*, IJB sets* of excellent lime
>t<?n?* land, I1 acre- In mass, to seres
In cnltiratioo, 30 seres in Umber, well
valeted in sacs Held hf springs, well (
fenced, fbod 1 rOOtn 'wslllajf, 1 ir ge j
bank binn, o ?rn hon* .Tans***, mest
b<ms*, .vc, aita Iras si* tris li^-hu in
darelling and barra, good orajaard anil
i.lentv of maali fruits of all descrip?
tion. Will 8Iso ?' " lo pun'hs^r li
MM mares in foal, 1 Bl ^.uine Hur?
bon BO*, 1 farm ? >S <l and frame.
1 double wagon harnsss, 1 S*0*Wi i
Drill, 1 bafaty and harne?f?. wall also
soil the corn crop. This is an e
? ,, ii oBpnrtnnlty lo Kiay a valuable
leran. Price roft- to h Apply at
to J N- .? -VIS at CO
CARLY RISERS
Tbe tattoos little plb.
CU English Pine.
In r! i ii" one Bagll 'n!le?
snottier ;i liar Haere w ii something t<
pf i , ?. -I Miry ; u
gi i olly
were keen 00 thia point of etiquette.
The direct secoaatkan cost Ila Od.
($2.7?i); the subtle hint 0* Sd. ($1.0o?.
And there erss :? rsdnction on repel!
Swearing, t.n>, aras prompUy -ii|>
. d. In P;.'i0 A law was passed
laying down the penally for ? Brat
The ones were sTsduated.
rho fnr a lord ares80 abminga (S7.20?.
lor an esquire IO shillings ($2.40>, while
Ul "inferior persons" could have a
-few w?.ids" for 8* hi. (80 cent
Bolivia.
BollVhi i ? fentons t'?>r its silver, but
slso I"'-- ooslderable quanlltaVs
? >t gold, which, however, cannot be
extracted without great expense. lt)
th* K ? nteeiit'.i century an Indian
near the town of Ls Pax found :i naas*
of native {told, supp' W?d to have been
detached from tbe nelgbboring moun?
tain by lightning. Bolivia is. on Ihe
wh"le. In h lt ckwnrd condition, i?oiit
i'-il changes and Internal conflicts
having hindered tbe development or
Its natural wealth.
Not So Very Clever.
"Bllklns' wife found some poker
chips In bis pocket "
MYesr
"W.-ll. Bllklns told her they were
cough losengi
"i'lever of Bllklns, wasn't it?"
"Wry. She swallowed two and very
nearly died"
He Was.
"(??.. on Flannagan 1 Are you Owen
Flannagan?" said tbs derk of tbe
court.
"Yes, begorrs." replied the prisoner,
with ti merry twinkle lt) his eye. "I'm
owiu' everybody!"?London Mali
Hard Luck.
Old Lady?Poor Mian! What have
you done to your h.indV Unemploya?
ble?Broke my knuckles, mum, knock
in' at people's doors askin' for work. -
London Scraps.
Keep Cod.
"Why worry about the children4?"
"I can't help it."
"Bat, my dear, you m> hurting yoor
pamo of bridge."?Kansas city Jour?
nal
A man ls never appreciated In his
home town, and he li usually not
known in other places, and there you
are.?Atchlson Globe
THB VALLEY
Mks <i Loan Association
WOODSTOCK, VA
OFFICERS '.
J. L. Wi.sm.w, l'rea. ano. (4en
atanager,
M. \V Maori* DBB, V. President.
\V. vV. Logan, Seoty. and Treat*
W. II. Hal n, Asi . Sec
?Y.T. Williams, Atty, aft True.
Nkii \v. Logan, ;
Clerks.
Am ini: \Y ai KSR )
DtRlCTO] u :
J. Li Wis*ak, M. \v. Maorit]o*s
?y. W.Logan, F>. II. Wisman.
address W.W. LOGAN,
Secv. at Trt-a*
?-Voon?t(?ek. Va
Two Lots For Sale.
I have taro splendid lota for iale, lo?
cated ir. rear of the Methodslsl eburcb
50x100 feet. Would make s tine busi
nesi ; lac Or l?><h1 lots for residences.
Price*, reasonable and tsnns to suit
purchasers, ti. W. Koontz.
June :> '<?'.>?tf
i**^a*^8Sf?ste
ajjaaaj ? i. fclval ile in 6 frail
SUNDAY. OCT. 18. I9C8
TKAINS I.KAVK RIVERTON \ A..
N< . I SOC TH KO L* ND
3?46 AM- lor Haste, Buena Vista, Rca
tioke, hast Kadtord, BlaeSsc
l'rt/ew. ll, Norton. P*0SaiOOtS
No. Il FttJlman Steeper Heich. w 'Va
9-41 A. W- For Basic, Natural Brags, ho
atioke, UrUtol. un! intermedia*'
Btatfcone, Pullmao Steeper t<
Knoxville, Conaaecti at Roanoke
with St. Lou ifl t.jprts*. Throw, i
No 27 l'ullmiin Bleeprea ko Col umbu
7-28 P'hi. Cale tar tu Williamson. M. V.
For Shenandoah and all interim
diate points.
No. 2 NORTH Ho (ND
1.20 A.M. For H-rryville, Hsj
erstown, Philadelphia, and thi
north, lellman Sleeper to Fhiln
No 28 delphla.
8-4 I AM- For Hairurafown and into/media t
Stallone. Conaecti at .shenandoai
Junction with B. A O. lor Wash
lupton. Also OOnneetl at Ilaire rv
with C. V. Railroad for HarrlsUin,
No. 14 and \, mi.th north.
7.14 P.M. For Herryville, Hagersto**
? ad ii!teruie?liate Stations,
'lhr iRh Sleeper via li airer*
tow i to New York.
Hf R.-iten. as .-dales,and additional Ihfci
mation furnished upon application to Agent
if tue Company or?
?V. B. BB VI LL. M. r, BRAGG
Gen'i Pass. Agent. Tray. F&ss. Agec
Roanoke. Va.
,.OLDSTER'S
ochy Mountain Tea Kuggefc
A BOSS1 Baratta** fr Bj-y Pen*;.e.
B'lnis Goljfo Health rs* |ba*B*rl Vigor,
for Constipation. Tndlgesticn. Live
.nd Kidney trouble*. Pimple*, Eczema. Impur
Hod I) Bovell Be* d*cb.
MouDtaia Teals ul
r. fo:riu mt eenti ra i (jenstBe matic b
a Daua Cojii'ast, M*vdi*oa, Wis.
JOIDCN NUGGET? *QP SALLOW QEQPIJ
M^ WORLDS GREATLST SEWING MACHLIt
* LIGHT RUNNING
IfvonwuntHthpraVlnratlngSliMttle. Bjoeuf
Hhnttleor a sinKl**Thr?>ad [Chain stit, t>\
Hewing Sla<hine write to
THE NEW HOME SEWMI MACHINE COMPANY
Orange, Maia.
M.inr ?^win* mach I net are made to tell rcrrardleaa et
quail"**, but th* Hew ll uaw e it asa<*? to ana*.
* Ow *t!*ranty wrer run* oat W)
Mal* br anthon*** (Sealer*) ?m*Iw.
CANNOT SPLIT OR CURL LIKE WOOD SHINGLES
CORTIIGHIS^
Last as long as the building and never need repairs. Think of it
They're also fireproof, stormproof, handsome and quite inexpensive.
6ENO FOR ESTIMATE
J. Ii. BAUSERM \N. Co ir! Btreet, \7o sJsto**i,Va
HARNESS,
HORSE BLANKETS, ROBES,
Bridles, Collars, Hames
AND
Everything in Horse Tailoring Line.
ts- ALL GOODS WARRANTED TO BE AS REPRESENTED.
Call and examine our large stork.
J. A. Dysart & (g.
BCHEDULK BETM KIN' AI.KXAM LIA. V AMII < <
NA88A5 AM) I); RRISOjNBI"l:t..
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I3f Uou ir.Hiis ui tl Bverly (run shown on Tiru.* 'Ja'.:.*) ire Hag
si< i?8 tor Irsios 49 and 28 also BoasaaD* lui -JJ.; ..ml 214
All trains arrive ut and depart froai Penn- For Map Folder* Taroura Ticket Kau
1 ".vania Haiiroau Pasaunger Station. \^a>h- I tte,.*ppl> to nearest Aa*eM or writ* 1
"gum. D. C., when-connection Ia mile tor I ?
indlrom baltimore, Philadelphia au i Ken ? H. |F. CAKY GPA
? ork.
il A AiKLKi V l'rt^. rft Geo?r*l Manager. S. Ii UshDM'lcK
L.S. BbowV, Ital, Agt. j *j# ^
WASHINGTON. I). C.
"'-?''-?
Wi *
rilera : i no an I {.To Ih* *ur?*
lhere are itafiav** etti.a n i tu I a
roting arel ra f< i ? - ?-- r*
lack The wasp layi rs pb*
ls <! v <>r itu- < nterplllar for ? ????
Will Hovel >??? 'I'lic li< n Kita
01..' day* < 'l ?: \ rom d th, a ii- \*u ??i?
jett if ilit? ; . las ve : cen an
I ch liri ri n ' ry ' ti ??
learn Hu ad' rai m
a uflh.v .-.? ii ? lolldlj
or: \\ ll! Krtrh kind in
pr lins lix ? ratlrH*
rive i - ? '
haiti* r" alu ira u?M C sn ?
v>
Worryi I hil G.is Pill.
"sisdani. y< ur husii ind bas
rrlti- *
'?Wi::. . etor, to
Bim i r, but iii- s I
arpeud .t l-l ol lime i? mat damp cel?
lar Stajdjrln** li." ?.Now fork Preasi
So There.
"Of coarse xoaj will fal ? lal waaa
rou are Mall it'd nfid keep lu use7"
MGaatge Issrl saei ;i rijit its sssss
aaapls SJlaa sjr* savio** think he is,
:intl lt's noni- of your business If we
kSSS house or iMiartir'-Exclianj.'p.
Pretty Strong.
"Ia tbe bat? MotmgY*
"Walt, rather. Yon kaow ubat s
tremcmlons voice be ha*'.'*'
"Yes.''
"Well, he lift* th.tt Ave or aix a**S*s
an hour"
KILL h? COUCH
'md CURE thc LUNGS
Dr. King's
New Discovery
FOR CffiP *tfi?ft
MO au THROAT ASP LtJWPWtJrLES,
QVASLAMTLmXDBJLTinri
OB KOBTXY MMTUWDMIk
Pas A*-t cf Saving.
I helleve laVa! .- s.iii?>|mh\v ro*M In
veai .m.,.mi . wa ?.v H ?
?tl future
la**! ? ll aikl ? IdUttVti w.n..J re
i?n\ tanina rt a a . nb*1 p i| if
i-iirt There are penny
< ahere aanrsbojs sad
not blacks < arry their tfnv *?nvfnc?. but
tiu-r rlalidrvn raaoanl ihrrlr pa*a*jj baal
ll Some wiih unfriendly t?yes. Th*f*
are worklu* giris who nut away their
rive .eui pieces sud fatten (heir small
baal sreamnra by smlktssj hstts ,i , f
riding .iti?i iu:ikii?K asThst petti ajacrt
llres, Rm t:ie majority of working
girh IS fast |* they ran earn
.i. it dam-hare I hal they massa! help it.
One reaaala ..r ? i. u-iran ha*
e.-ii-eer h> i *gardlng ,-.,., >v ,i,,iiar aa a
wi.rk-t- :i .! get I fog rstl the | ro';t he
.. cit! IViiU Iball <1il*t mt eou< elf \u tun
? I savin-.' I uh-?me a pleasure, ar d he
w-n rles** srftlaaaa) r**Ut**| that it
was a atruairle. I kn..* -sf ,,?,.,. ,-.,.,?
omi wamali who perelves sar* rates*
hom ber husband every dime he baa
received la chan** thr..m;h the dav.
for hs h rarefal lo arsld s;..-.liiig
Bia Ii a pier* of NM | M Nvifh
her oin Baila** i-i i*. m*no lUm-tles),
make a r*B|arrtahl|P waehljr Mfr'*1*sj
Kansas ("irv .lourtial.
Only Seakirg In'ormation.
The ,?v.t.i-e New York r*>T |g ?ot a
wonder ?.f wit ead arhaalmrs hm nmst
nf them know a mae) ri,i,ltr wh(>n th<%v
see lt. Alan the nmtwty, \,? u,ui:
?ats ?>'?<? of them aaa a rat** fn trout
Of a Slxtli a verne ?>!??,? -Hoy Want
ed.- He wis hmkinir fer rinajsHhliar
of fhnt kind at.d walked in. lhere
wns Meinas]) in sieht. said he sNaaal ? si
la**. Presently th,- pr..plirtor ( m
grouchy person, nrfwaisd.
"What do ?*?a want here;- he in?
quired ult li aram i anne
??Weil.- rep'i.d ?he i*-. i*-lnra*dhJ
the man* maimer and hesitating "do
you want a hn) hen-.'"
"That's whs* the s|Kn jy,^ doI|.
ira-ippod ihe mau.
?Vep- reminded the boy. gemiur
hia second wind.
??Then we want a boy."
Aw right." gi inned tbe boy bnrlt
ing away. ?You tm one. Toa can't
have roe." and lie wlggi*! bia tingecs A
at the nuan and wane out aol*-an.
Kmw York Herald Saaoa*BS*si
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