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Mountain Snakes Alarm.
Luray, Va\ Stories of the depreda?
tions of monster blacksnake in the
Massanutten Mountain, in this coun?
ty, at first given little credence, are
now being viewed with alarm by
plepeo living in the foothills of thal
mountain.
John T. Burner, a farmer living in
that section, has recently beeu mys?
tified in his effort to prevent the loot
of eggs and the disappearance of
chickens. He has gathered about him
a veritable arsenal, prepared to
wreak vengeance swift and terrible
upon the nightly destroyer of chick?
ens and the dally purloiner of egg*.
Far info the night he has l?een
keeping a ceaseless vigil. Standing
far back in the shadows of a belated
mo3n,armett wilh a neverfailing fowl?
ing piece, Farmer Burner heard the
squawk of chickens and the scamper?
ing ai the birds. Giving a preanan
ged signal to his son, the latter was
soon on the field ready for action
when ihe elder Burner should i'ive the
commaLd to tire.
To his stentorian inquiry. '-Who's
there?" there was nothing save the
squawk, coming down from thc moun?
tain in the rear of th*? Burner fm m
house. Securing a light, everything
was in readiness to storm the ben nev y,
where the Burners were morally sure
they would capture the thief, who.
dead or alive, they would turn over
to Sheriff Sedwick. Rushing into the
lunhouse nothing could t* seen hut
fantastic figures cast ny the flickering
lantern. All was still save ever and
anon the squawk of a hen in a nest,
from which she was making frantic
though futile efforts to escape. In?
vestigation revealed a seven-foot
blacksnake holding her fast. Only the
combined efforts of the Burners, aided
by clubs and firearms, could dispatch
the biggest blacksnake that ever came
out out of the Massanutten. Mr. Ber?
ner says he used a heavy club on tha
snake's head, and at everv blow the
bludgeon would rebound as if strik?
ing a heavy piece of rubber.
Wise doctors alwa\s word their ad?
vice to their patients so that they will
not take offense.
A man, says a writer in the St.
Louis Globe-Demoerat. once called on
a physician to see it he could lind
stine remedv for a red nose.
"Doctor," he said, "what shall I
take to remove the redness of my
noseV"
"Take nothing?especially between
meals," the doctor answered.
The Best Hour of Life
is when you do some great deed 01
discover some wonderful fact. Thi*
hour came to J. R. Piit, of Rocky Mt.
. C. when he was suffering intensely
as he says, "from the wocst cold I
ever bad , I then proved to my ereal
satisfaction, what a wonderful Cold
and Cough cure Dr. King's New Dis?
covery is. For. after taking one bot?
tle, I was entirely cured. Vou i-an'l
say aaything ton good of a medicine
like that." Its the surest and bes'
remedy for diseased lungs, Hemor
rhages, LaGrippe, Asthma. Hay Fe
ver, any Thoat or Lung Troube. 50c
SI.00. Trial bottle free. Guaranteec
by Schmitt's Drug Store.
? 'There was an old cha.p out in my
county." said Senator Carter, o
Montana, "who was not legular ii
his churchgoing, and he was jackec
up about the minster. So next Suada*
he slipped into ehurch and sat it out.
"As he was coming home he met <
friend. 'Say,' he said, 'did you eve
hear of this man Simpson'.--'
" 'Simpson'-" asked the friend.
'What Simpson?'
?' 'Well he was a mighty man. Hi
took the jawbone of a mule one da;
and went down and killed 50,00"
Philadelphians before noon. '
Dysentery is a dangerous diseas
but can be cured. Chamberlain's Co
lie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Itemed
has been successfully used in nin
epidemics of dysentery, lt has bee
knowntofail.lt is equally valuabl
for children and adults, and when rt
duced with water aod sweetened, it i
pleasant to take. Sold by Walton -]
Snoot.
The State dalry and food commisj
ion is preparing to enforce the recen
ly passed law demanding a licerts
for the sale of stock and poultry food
and powders in Virginia which got
into effect September 17th, and a!
merchants having condirnential sn*
plies on hand are being urged to di?
pole of them*
Be sure and take a bottle of Chan
berlain's Colic, Cholera and Du
rboea Remedy with you when start ir
on your trip this snmmer. it cann
be obtained on board the trains *
steamers. Changes of water and ci
mate often cause sadden attacks
diarrhoea, and it it t?*st to be pr
pared. Sold by Walton k Smoot.
News reached Roanoke Friday frc
Montvale, Bedford count jr, that
C. Williamson, prominent farmer ai
church leader, fell across a maali
saw at a sawmill Tursday and w;
cut in twain. He wa% M years o
and married. He formerly was prei
dent of the Patterson-l'aimer H
Company of Roanoke.
Thev Have A Dtflnlte Purpose.
Foley Kidney Fills give quick reli
in cases of kidney and bladder a
ments. Mrs. Rose Glaser Terra Haul
Ind., tells the result in her cai
"After suffering for many years frc
a serious case of kidney trouble an
a pend i nar much money for ao calle
cures, I foami Foley Kidney Filia t
otly medicine that gave me a perroa
eui cure. I am again able to be i
and attend to my work. I shall -nev
hesitate to recommend them "
Schmitt's Drug Stor
Harrisonburg?While going
Staunton with a load of applet*, Ma
Un Shiplet, an Augusta farmer,
years old, waa taken ill. He was r
moved to the nearest farmhous
where he died before a physician a
rived. He leaves a widow and sever
children,
Bon j amin Prince, a parachuti*
wm 4-B-sUativ Jellied bj a Itu) ot M
gmmt mi imhmm jRsdu
Ill
ie
ir
M'sPill:
This popular remedy never falls to
effectually cure
Dyspepsia* Constipation* Sick
Headache, Biliousness
And AIL DISEASES urisino from a
Torpid Liver and Bud Digestion
Thc nat urn! reeult is good appetite
?ai eely flesh. Hose small; elegant?
ly sugarcoated and easy to swallow.
Toke No Substitute.
Reflections of a Bachelor
I New York PTCSI
T.xeuses never yet correcbd a mis
tike.
Calomel has cheered millions.where
sympathy has hundreds.
A man can sell his reputation once;
after that he couldn't give it away.
Man began to fall in tha Garden of
E.len and he hadn't struck bottom y.t.
A woman works to make man jeal
ous and then get mad with him for
how disagreeable he is about it.
Life O n Panama Caral
qas had one fti^htlu*Wliasvback mala?
ria Ironhle-that baa brought suffering
and death to thou-.ands. The germs
Oause chills, fever and au bilous
ne>s, jaundice lassitude, weakness
and general debility. But Electric
Bitters never fail to destroy them and
cure malaria troubles. 'Three bottles
completely cured me of a vi ry aervere
attack of malaria," writes Wm. A.
Fretwell, of Lucams, N.e., "end
Vye had good h.iel th ever since."
Cure Stomach, Liver, and Kidney
Troubles, and prevent Ty phoid. 50c
Guaranteed by Schmitt's Dru-,' Store.
Pointed P, iacraphs.
chicago News.
The recording angel plays BO fat
oritei
Taxidermists like grafter! are out
for the stuff.
A hot spring?jumping from tbe
frying pan into the fire
A lose brick in the sidewalk fre-1
quent)} trips the light fantastic toe.
And there may be more water io
milk than appeal i on the surface.
A cricket makes more noise than a
hornet but comaods less respect.
Acnte Or Chronic--\Vhich?
No matter if your kidney trouble is
acute or chronic Foley's Kidney Kern?
ed)' will reach your case. Mr. riaude
Brown. Reynolds vi Ke, lil., writes us
that he suffered many months with
kidney complaint which baffled all
treatment. At last he tried Foley's
Kiduev Remedy and a few large bot.
ties effected a complete cure. Be isye,
"lt has been of inestimable value to
me." Schmitt's Drug Store.
The old man was lecturiog his more
or less wayward son on evils of getl
up iate in the morning.
"Remember," he said, "that 11 was
the worm."
1 Hut how about the worm, dad." *
queried the youth, who thought he
had his sire up in the air. "k\Vheie
did his reward for gettiog up early
come in'.'''
"I am informed.'' replied Um
man gra?ely, "that the worn wai on
his way borne?hadn't leen in led tt
all."
And there being nothing more to
say the youngman said nothing.
When the digestion is all right, ihe
action of the bowels regular, there is
a natural craving aud relish for food
When this is lacking you moy know
that you need a dose of Chamberlain's
Stomaeh and Liver Tablets. They
strengthen the digestive organs, im?
prove the appetite and regulate the
bowels. Sold by Walton A: Smoot
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bough!
Bears the
Signature of
^^^S
MARKETS
Woodstock, Va., Aug. 1$, YAH
Wheat... SI.0C
Oats.....7;
Corn. .8(
Potatoes.Oi
Sweeet Potatoes.Ot
New Potatoes .4<
Chickens ol?l.1:
" spring . .1
Etrgs.|
Butter.1)
Bacon, Side and Shoulder... .1
Hams. a
Laid.1
Onions. .*>
Balttmort, Au* I.
("?attie- Ki-rriMn f,.r the w?-fV et e <* ,,
nen.ii i.?irt/ wara a'. | hM-Wt, acaina* S-v? nea
last w. sk; ????.r le>a>is un the market. < mot
Utef i h. v " I Ul I i "ice bn'e b?*fS, *** ce lo %% ?
others, || j e, f 4 ; '-*,wg, %, ,.,,,, >4 .,, Hu]
Sj y, IO *?. I 'l.-'Ji T<J 7s .. || . e ,,Wi
$jt> io|'o per Lead.
Mega tmWtmpta for the wrrk etMed at rm
today v/,-re o4n head, ajfaiaal t******! lai
week.Pair Pupply today ard truo'l.
Oue.te-.Wextern* #9.7-1* 9 lo others, |9 w0 \
<>*o rou--hs, |8 9;. to I|| .
!b?epaml Inuit. Ke?cSlptS for thc wee
ended at non t,o today were .,-' hcae
against 9061 head last week. Light suppl
and fnir demanA. QwotS- Lambs * $4
to 6 7?/ 8beeep. f ? <- to 4.50.
Calve*- -Kee?-, pta for tbe w*ek er.Jed 1
noon today w?-rc head. S7/ against s8o hes
last wrflt. Pair supply today aud mai ai
firm (mote: Common to best. $500 to 875
Foleys
Kidney
Pills
What They Will Do for You
They will cure your backache
strengthen your kidneys, cor.
rcct urinary irregularities, buik
up the worn out tissues, and
eliminate the excess uric acid
that causes rheumatism. Pre.
vent Bright's Disease and Dia.
bates, and restore health and
?tr-asifth. JUiuae substitute*
?CaMITrfi DRUG STORK
A Sly Suggestion.
They had reached the outer portals
Of thc front door, and were goinp
through the process of parting, ver}
lingeringly.
"Wheo I ssy good night to you this
evening," guggled Mr. Voungslow
"do you think it would be proper tot
mr to plaOS ono lewrcnt kiss upoi
j our fair baud?"
MWell," she sighed, softly, i> ths
laid ber head quietly <>n his shoulder,
"I should consider it ii cidedly out of
plats."
Can Hardly Resist
The Temptation
Those Who Know lt Praise lt the
Most.
Numbers of people of t^is locality
continue of Stiffer with rheumatism,
kidney troubles, indigestion, and a
tnain cf painful symptoms of a diseas
ed stomach, but it i> I question tba'1
any of them have tried the famous
Hoot Juice compound. liowover, <>m
by one. they are beginning to learn of
the great merits of Jthe discovery
through scuue relative or friends, theil
they go to the ding Store and pordia*
a bottle of it. Keen those who have
lost faith in all medicines, can hardly
resist the temptation of trying Koot
Juice, as praise of it is being heard
on every hand, and many of those' who
aiv praising it tbe most, were great
suiTerers before it cured them.
The praise of Root Juice comes from
every direction. Mr. J. J. I billie, ol
I'rincetion, Ind.. said: "February.
1900, I fell and hurt my back which
aggravated my chronic stomach trou?
ble. Nothing did me any good until I
sta rtfd in with Root Juice. The reme?
dy certainly did wooden for nie, as it
proved to be the best doctor 1 evtr
had." Root Juice is a line appetiser,
and teems to tootle, heal and
strengthen every organ of the body,
wbo suffer with stomach si d
liver trouble, can get information rc*
garding the great remedy, from tl.c
local agency. Walton vV Smoot.
Foley Kidney Hills.
Tonic in quality and action quick
in results. For backache, headache .
dizziness, nervousness urinary irre
aiities and rheumatism. Schmitt's
Drug Stoic.
After a 13,000-mile pursuit. Joseph
Wendi ing, al'eged murderer of A m.a
Kellner, was imprisoned in Louisville.
From Sickness To'Excellent health"
lavs Mrs. Chas. L\on, Peoria,
111.: "1 found in your Foley Kidr.e*.
Pilli a prompt and speedy cure for
backache amt kidney trouble which
bothered me for/nany months. I sm
now enjoying excellent healtn 1 owe p>
Pole) Kidne) Pills.' Schmitt's Drug
Stoic.
[i
S01THLRN RAILWAY COMPANY
THE BIENNIAL MOVALE CONFERED I.
OF THE ".HAND OBOES OF ui)D FEL?
LOWS. (COL) BALTIMORE, MD,
SEPT. I2TH -17TH, 1910.
Greatlyreduoed fares riaSOUTH
LRN RAILWAY from principal Vir?
ginia points account shove occasion
dat* l of sale Sept. Otb ami 10, linai
limit Sept. 21?t. Consult Agents o'
write L. s. Brown, Gen. A^t., Too
Fifteenth St.. NW., Wash. D. C., for
full particulars.
NATIONAL ENCAMPMENT GRAND ARM)
OF THE RFPUBLiC, ASLANTIC CITY
N. j . SEPT. 19 24, i .
Greatly reduced fares via SOUTH?
ERN RAILWAY jrom principal Vir?
ginia points account above occasion:
dates of sales Sept. 15 to 19, inclusive
Baal limit extended oct. .28th Consult
Agents or write L. S. Brown, I
Agt., 706 Fifteenth St. Washington.
D. G., lor full particulars.
FURMANS ANNUAL I ELEURATIOIN
ALEXANDRIA AUGUST 2tTH-20TH.
Very low round trip fares via
SUI THURN RAILWAY from all Vir?
ginia points account above occasion
dates of salo Aug. 2J, 23, -1 and 25.
final limit Aug. L".'th. 1910. For Fin
Companies in uniform fares on basia
one cent per mslt. Consult Agent! <??
write L. S. Brown, Gen. Agt. To.'
Fit ti. enth St. N, W., Wash D. C. foi
full purticulai s.
BROTHER OF BT. ANDREW OF THI
DNITED STATES ANO CANADA,
NASHV1LLS, TENN., SEPT.
Nth, ocr. '.'nd. 1910.
Greatly reduced fares via SOUTH'
YYS RAILWAY from principal Yb
ginia points account above occasion
uates of sale, Sept. 24th, 20th and foi
trains scheduled to arrive Nashvilh
before noon of Sept. 20th, 1910. Fina
limit Oct. 0th. Bj payment of Bl.00 pei
ticket*
Consult Agents or wiite L. S
Ri own, Gen.* Agt., Sou. Ivy., Io
Fifteenth St, NW., Wash. DC, fo
full particulars.
Appalachian Exposition Knoxvilli
Tenn., Sept. 12th Oct. 12th.
Greatly reduced fares accour
above'occasion on sale via SO UTI J
ERN RAILWAY Sept. loth to Oct 1:
RUO, inclusive, from all principe
VIRGINIA POINTS including Wasl
ing, I). C . Final limit <>ct. .Hb 1911
Call on BeaiWSl Agent or write L. J*
Brown, Gen. Agt. loo 15th St, NW
Washington I). C., for full particula
about fares schedules, etc.
SOI BOOON <;KAND lohceok WIMEPKt
oi tn ona of <-i>i> fellow,sat?
lanta, oa., skit. 10th 24th,
lulu.
Greatly reduced round trip fan
via SOUTHERN RAILWAY Yian
WASHINGTON I). C., AMD PRIX
I ITAL V LUi I Ni A l'Ol>JTS To Al
LANTIC, GA., AND RETURN ai
count above occasion. Dates of sal
Sept. **>, 17, ll and for trains scheri
uled to arrive Atlanta before noon c
Seit. 19, 1910; final limit Sept M 191
Tickets will be extended to Oct. IM
1919, by payment of 91.00 jkt ticlo
before Sept. U th Consult Agents t
write L. S. Brow, Gen. Ajjt.. 70."> Kif
teenth St., N. W., Washington, D. <
for full particulars.
Apples, Apples.
Highest cash prices for summer, ac
all apples. C. A. JSai h k G
t'*
l?0
9 oo Drops
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
AVc^clable Preparation Etas
i^imilai iiig the Fooif ami Rpguia
Img thc S toraadts andBowts $
INFANTS/CHILDREN
>j
Promotes DigestionflrftM
ness u nd Rest.Contains neuter
Opium .Morphine nonMiaeraL
Not Narc otic.
Nfl
UL. Vi V
iQ.Ko
ESc2
Jifc*r> m*mUmmmHmWammm\\
ilmyiio Sard"
JlxSmss *>
Jk hiltSdtt
A'hcSatd *>
fSpr'MUHt -
UtiuriondtUha
harm Stfd
Ctim.'h rt Sugar.
WMtttfHti Fhmr.
Aperfi'f l Remedy forConsfipa
I ion, Sour Stottiach.Diarrtm
>Yorms foiwulsions Jc\rris!t
ness and Loss of Sleep.
Fae Shale Signature of
KEW YORK.
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
Alb months old
35 Doses -JSCemts
&20 GuaranteTaAin3crtl?TOT
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
In
Use
Jor'Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA
THi ?ii*t? ju o?*ii?a?t. mfm ron ?ITT.
A Good Example
-^S- rn
"\ am a good example/' writes Mrs. R. LTjfBell, of
McAlester, Okla., "of what Cardui will do for suffering
women.
"I suffered with my head and back, for over six years,
and although I tried everything, I never could get any?
thing to do me any good, until 1 began to take Cardui.
"Cardui has surely helped me and built me up and I
am so thankful that I have found something that will do
me good I feel so much stronger and better than I have
in a long time."
It is well to make up your mind before you are sick
what medicine you will take when you are sick.
I* CARDUI
J 47
The Woman's Tonic
You will be glad to take it when you are tired, mis?
erable and when life seems a weary grind. It will put
new thoughts into ymir head, fresh courage into your mind.
If not sick now, at least burn Cardui on to the pages
of your memory, so that when you are sick you will ask
for it without thinking.
If sick or weak, get a bottle today. At all druggists.
Write to: Ladies' Advisory Dept.. Chattanooga Medicine Co . Chattannooga. Tts***
lor Special Instructions, ind M-pagc book, "Home Treatment lor Woman," stn*. fret.
Physicians Advise
Vt*** ase ot a fOOdhxative, to keep the towels open and prevent the poisons of undigesti
f : from gttciaginto j sir system,
i li ? latest product cf sdSQOS is VFLVO Laxative Liver Syrup, purely vegetable, gent!
?od t i ) |... -ant, aromatic taste. Velvo acts on the liver, as well as ont
.. i snd ' .J is tf the greatest possible efficacy in constipation, indigestio
! headache, feverishness, eulie,flatulence, etc. Try VF
LAXATIVE
LIVER SYRUf
WHO'S YOUR TAILOR ?
Is the question most always ask of well dressed men, ana i
Shenandoah county, nine times ont of ten the answer is "Mi
I,KI\V
lie has all the latest prints in imported and domestic fabrii
ifhich he makes over the very latest 1910 styles.
Call early and examine his large stock. All work guarar
eed.
J. R. MILLER,
Opp. Tost Office,
eetttrtil
TIIK TAILOR'
Woodstock, V
H. L. BRUMBACK,
Produce Commission Merchanl
2H24-2<>- DAUPHIN ST.,
PmLADKLPI-IIA, PA.
Il you have anything to ship, write us, wire us, be quick,
"THAT'SOUR MOTTO."
Your Hank will give you information regarding my financi
standing through Dunn's or Bradstreet's Commercial Agency ?
the Ncrth Western Trust Company, Philadelphia, Pa. Send i
your name and address and receive weekly quotations. Memb
I'hila. Produce Exchange.
GEARY HOTEL,
GEO F. READLE, Proprietor.
Woodstock.
Virginia.
Under New Management. Table Unexcelled.
First Class in its Appointments.
Headquarters for commercial men.
Special attention given automobile parties.
A finely equipped livery in connection with the hotel.
Say "-Geary" to thc porter at the train.
Tha Natura Student's Story.
"In my boyhood I ouce captured a
nest of three young thrushes. I put
them In a gilt ciipe by nn open win
dow, mid fhrlr mother came and fed
thora regularly with worra* nod grass
hoppers."
The speaker, a nature student; sigh
} ed.
'The mother," he resumed, "must
have expected her little ones to be
sn..ii llberatet She fed them, ss J
wi id, regularly for three days on flesh
food* Then one trotting at sunset stn
appeared with a sprig of green lu hei
mouth. She thrust the gi^-en li
through the gilt burs. Then, slngln-*
a sweet, snd song, she flew away
And she never came back. Her off
spring the next morning lay dead, side
by side, on the bottom of the cage
The sprig she had brought them
which was nearly consumed, was ?
?prig of the deadly larkspur. T->ec
dom or death! Death or freedom!
That ls what must have beeu the bur
den of her farewell song."
The narrator paused, and from hi
listeners a low murmur arose, a mur?
mur porbttpi of sympathy, perhaps ol
angry disbelief.
Xi Ameriesn Grammar.
Robert lt. Hilt, who at tbe lime rep
resented our govvruuieut lu Parla a?
a secretary of legation, weut to Kgypt
In regard to a matter luvolving Ul*
life of a Greek American subject. Hi
landed lu Alexandria and went to th*
Hotel Europe aud found ihe rooming
clerk busy assigning rooms to the new?
ly arrived passengers, a regular poly
glot In lanj;'ingeH. He heard him speak
Arabic, Creek, Kreuch, Italian and
<Jennan. So wheu lt came Mr. Hltt's
turn to register he Jocosely said, "L)o
you speak American?" The clerk
promptly replied: "A leetle. Der vbb
one A owrie an here lately who gaye
tu* an American grammar." Mr. Hilt
asked to have a look at the book. Ttu<
clerk promptly told one of tbe garcons
to get the bex>k out of his room, aud
while the book was bring brought the
fiord said. "De grammar ls phonetic."
When the Ixtok was brought, lo and
behold, lt wus a copy of Petroleum
V. Nnsby's letters. D. lt. Locke while
tn Egypt had presented a copy to the
clerk, telling him lt wus an Araerlcuu
grammar.
Mended Hit Manner t.
A certain English nflkror ls noted for
his ready wit and quickness in rep
artee. lo the very early days of his
career he wus ordered to Bombay and
was attached to the stair of the theo
commander in chief as A. D. C.
Shortly after his arrival, at a furn
tion nt the government house, a uew
military s?*<.retary who. lu the cou
scions pride of his new position, had
a hearty contempt for subalterns of ali
decree*, with a glassy stare through
his eyeglass, offered him two tingera to
shake
The A. D C.. i|ttlte unabashed, look
ed at him for a moment or two aud
then said genially:
"Hang lt all, major, the goveruoi
?jives me three!"
The whe.lc room was convulsed, aud
the military si?cretary, now a colonel,
profited by the hint and mended his
manners, but he never forgave the A
D. C.-Loudon Tit Hits.
I
Bjorneon'a Advice.
There ls a story told of ltjornstjern**
Bjoruson that, arriving at a lute hour
at the town of Bergen, which was en
fete to receive him. be vouchsafed to
the expectaut people no finer words
of wisdom than a general recomraen
dntlou to go to bed.
In vain they appealed to him for
"song or sentiment." The great Bis
marck. said he. gu ve the same advice
under conditions all similar, and what
was good enough for Berlin must suf?
fice for Bergen.
Three years later, on visiting tbe
town for the second time, the master
novelist found a deserted city. Not a
light burned in the dismal railway
station, no banners waved, no address?
es were read by portly burgomasters.
Id vain BJornson asked for a cub.
"They have all gone to bed." was
Ifce reply. And so Bergen remembered.
Rebuked tha Biehop.
The bishop of Petersburg, England,
la a great motorist and ls also s
sUinch teetotaler, an?j thereby hangi
a tate. Ou one occasion, while out tn
his car, the chauffeur ran short ot
petrol and applbnl nt a public bouse
for some more. The publican cami,
out, and, seeing thc bishop iu hits
episcopal dress In the car, said: "Yes,
I've got plenty of petrol, but I don't
sell lt to the likes of them what never
buys my beer."
:s
Making Hereelf at Home.
Last summer tive-year-old Lola's aunt
came to spend a week with them.
"Now, aunty." said Lola, "you must
make yourself ut home."
"How eau I do thut, dear?" queried
her aunt.
"Why," answered Lola, "you can
pitch iu and help mamma work."?Oil'
cago News.
Tha Finieher.
Lawyer-Whut is your oeeupatlon)
"Witness?I'm a plano flulsber. Law
yer-Be a little more definite. Do you
polish them or move tbetnV-Boston
Transcript.
The Goeeip.
Nell - She's an awful gossip. 8he
tells everything she hears. Belle?Oh,
she teLs more ihun that.-Philadelphia
Record.
is
ff
Fruit Farm
For Sale.
The lease expiring Octobsr JHh I
have for sale my farm of 100 acres all
tillable, situated 1 1-2 miles South
West of Woodstock on Furnace road.
The is a
Good House
twelve rooms, hall, basement, cellar
and four porches. Dairy and ice
house very convenient, corn crib,
carriags house, and other outbuild*
logs. A good barn 40xH0 feet, with
granary and hay fork, and basement
which stables nine horses and sixteen
cows. A large cistern at barn and one
on back porch, also a well of mineral
water. Two never failing ponds*
TWO APPLE ORCHARDS
of select varieties. Quinces, plums,
damsons, cherries, currants and
berries. The land is productive and
naturally inclined to blue grass, which
makes it an excellent place for raising
stock or dairying, being od mail and
milk route. This property being so
near the county seat aod Massanutten
Academy makes it a safe investment.
Provlaon was made with tenant for
lowing to be done at any time after
at vest.
MR8. GEORGE MOORE,
327 Kemi 11th 8t. N.,
fortlaod, Or-e/jon.
M. H Kotom, A0
i
j M. fl
HARNESS
HORSE BLANKETS, ROBES.
Bridles, Collars, Hames
AND
Everything in Horse Tailoring Line.
tr ALL GOODS WARRANTED TO BE AS REPRESENTED
Call and examine our large stock.
J. A. Dysart & (g.
Southern Railway.
SCHEDULE BETWE.EN
rVASHINGTON, ALEXANDRIA, STRASBURG AND HARRISONBURG
ty* N. B.?Following schedule figures are published as information only
.nd are not guaranteed.
IIIKKVIIJIM IS, 11*10.
READ DOWN.
tm
f49
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A. M.
830
8 471
8 16
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9 45
9.52
958
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10 15
/IO 25
10 29
10 34
10 SO
10 50
1108
11 22
1135
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4 30
4 47
5 36
f 5 40
f 5 52
5 39
6 03
6 08
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6 34
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3 35
3 52
4 3,*
440
STATIONS.!
Lv. Ar.
Washington |
READ UP
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A. M.
5 45
6 00
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f 6 40
f 6 48
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8 05
f 8 20
8 33
8 50
9 07
f 9 20
f 9 34
10 15
A. M.
li 56,
12 Ul
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f 12 14
12 30
12 43
112 41
12 56
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8 35
945
9 51
9 56
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lo 25
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5 18
5 27
5 45
5 54
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56 9
02 7
00 6
70 8
75 o
81 0
83 7
83 7
84 2
88 4
93 8
95 3
88 5
I ?_
7 1 Alexandria
? * I Man'eas >
38 6 t *n \
41 5 Wellington
43 2 Gainesville
f 4 58i 45 4 Haymarket
I- 41 Thorofare
52 81 Broad Run
Plains
Belvoir \
Marshall
Rectortown
Pe la plane
Markham
Linden
Happy Creek f
Front Royal)
Riverton Jct;
Riverton
Buekton f
Waterlick f
Strasburg
Strasburg .ic
Fisher's Hill
99 5JTonTsBrooki
101 3 Maurertown I
7 29iar) 5WOODSTK
7 42 Ho 5 Ed in burg
Bowroar's i
59;11* l Mt. Jackson
122 1 Quleksbury
8 Hi 125 ii New Market
129 6 Timberville
8 30|132 1 Brosdway
134 6 Daphna
138 4 Linville
144 6
+214
A. M.
9 45
9 28
8 35
8 45|
8 22;
8 15*
8 11
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7 52
7 45
7 42
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- 28
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7 86
656
6 45
?28
A. M.JP. M.
6 S6
6 33
0 25
6 22
6 10
?6 05
900
P. M.
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Ar. Lv. A. M.
1145
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10 58
10 50
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10 08
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930
9 13
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700
0 47
6 32
ti 25
6 15
6 05
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5 42
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5 33
5 30
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A.
5 07;
456
f 4 48
4 40
f 436
4 21
4 14
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3 53
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326
3 21
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255
P. M.
8 45
M40
8 33
8 25
8 20
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8 CO
754
744
7 34
7 29
7 20
7 12
7 03
655
640
M.
P.
? D aily. f Week-days. f stops on flag.
a No. 14*will stop to let off passengers fro>m west ot Strasburg Jet.
b No. 14 stops at Stations between Front Royal and Manassss to let off
passengers from points on Norfolk and West e-rn.
c Stops to reeeive passengers from point* on Norfolk k Western.
Beverly and Hawkinstown are flag steps 4(* snd 28. Beverly for 217 k 218
Pullman Buffet Parlor Car en 13 k 14 bet attn Washington ard Har'b'?.
All trains ariive ard dej art fi cm Unioio Station, W a**hinjjtcn, D. C.
where connection is mace for and frcm Ba,! ii mon, Philadelphia and Ni w
Yoik. For map foldcis. through ticket r;ih etc., a) ply to neatest agent cr
write to H. F. CARY, G. P. A.
E. fl. COAPMAN, Gen. Mang'r. S. H. HARDWICK, P. T. M.
L. S. BROWN, Gen. Agent, Washington, D. C.
TH? VALLBY
lil
0
V c^D-TOCK, VA.
0F7IC1M :
J. I,. Wigu ah, Fret, ina lie**
?Manager.
M. VV Magrud**, V. Pre^deit*.
W. W. Looan, Seoty. and Trew.
G. H. Haun, Asst. Sec
IV. T. Williams, Atty. ? Trug.
Nell W. Loo ah, )
V Clerks.
Arlihk Wai.kbk. \
DiRicroitu:
J. L. Wisman, M. W, Ma a kv vj ?.
W. W. Logan, B. H. Wisman.
\ddress W.W.LOGAN,
Seoy. A Treas.
Woodstock. V?.
Wkat l. very body OsfftH tl Kmw,
That Foley Kidaey Pills contain
just the ingredients necessary to tone,
strengthen and regulate the action of (
the kidneys and bladder. Schmitt's *
Drug Store.
IMPORTANT.
We advertise to send oar 5 ton steel
frame Pltless Sea)* oo approval. ^Mis?
understanding a letter from M. F.
Kmswiller who only wanted a price we
will soon have a scale at Woodstock
which will be sold at a reduction U
save storage or reshipping. The first
reasonable offer will oe taken. Ad?
dress, Jones of Binghamton,
231 X St. Binghamton, N. Y.
July l-2t pd.
{?SSS Scheiiimtm tfeot
SUNDAY, OCT. IS. \9C8*
Thai Ni Lea vi RivikTow Na.
Nc.l SOUTHBOUND
J.46 A. M. For Booie, Buena VirU, Koa
note, goat Radford, him-*-.-j
Tasewell. Norton. Pocabcnu
No. 13 Pullman Sleeper Welch. W V*
Q.4 I A. M. For BMic. Natural Bridge, Ko
anoke. Brlitol. ard intermedu fer*
titailona. Pullman 8,-eeper to
Knoxville, Connects at Roanoke
with St. Louis Sxpresa. Throu u
No 97 Pullman Sleeprei to Co la ml*
7 28 P- ki. Cafe ear to Wt'uiamton. w. Va
For Sbenacdoah and all lnterme
diate pointa.
No. I NORTHBOUND
1.20 A.M. For Berryvllla, Ha*.
eritown, Philadelphia, and tbe
north. Pullman Sleeper to Phil ?
No. tS delphi*.
0.41 A M. For Hafferstown andinte.*med??i
Staiions. Connect* at ShetiAndi.il u
Junction with B. A O. for **..*.
iogton . Alto connect* at ?ager*
with C. V. Railroad for Hamiburg
No. 14 ?nd p el cu north.
7.I4P.M-For Berryville, Hay* rt* *?
and intermediate Station*.
Ihr ugh Sleeper via H?*:? r.
tow n to New Ybrk.
%3J~ Ratet. te icdolet.and additional ihfcr
nation f urnUhcd upon application to Agent*
of toe Company or?
W. B. BE VI LL. M. F. BRAGG
Gani Pass. Agent. Tray. Paaa.Ageo
Roanoke. Va.
KILL tmi COUCH
ut CURE thk LUNCS
Dr. King's
Nsw Discovery t
for C8HM* J3S
PRICK
si u* '
" Fiaa
?JAP AU impkl IMO LUWTROURtEt.
OUARANTRXD 8ATTRFA.0T0B,
OB MOM RT RJBTTJMDRD.
1
BELTING, BELTIN6,
Leather and
. Gandy Belting'.
.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm^^mmmmmm^mm
We are Agents for the National Leather Belting Co., ard
can furnish belting promptly at bottom prices. Call to
see us.
J. A. Dysart ?,Co.,N
Woodstock* Va.

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