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(Pm ^ s%$*H* I ; V<3T Vol. 93 Woodstock. Virginia, Friday, September 23,1910 No 3 SHENANDOAH HERALD IS l*i;BUSHED WEEKLY BY JNO. H. SRABILL -SUBSCRIPTION? $1 OO Par Vsiar, INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE L'ommur'icatlons of private nature charged for as advertising. HBRALD JOB OFF1CB is complete in every respect. Work done on short notice and on the most reasonable terms. Tonic or Siimtalant? There is an immense difference between a tonic and a stimulant, lp one day. way back the next; ?*?? stimulant. Steady progress day by day toward perfect health; thafs a tonic. Ayers Sarsaparilla is a tonic.i a strong tonic. The only Sarsaparilla entirely free from alcohol. Do not stimulate unless wurjtoctor says so. He knows. Ask him. Do as he sa vs / C. 1 uer Co..Lowttl.teast tonvapation is .he ??. *?.. eau,. ..< ^'^^^^^^Z^r brtath. deWHty. nervous**** ? Has your do-tor r? - * ? For Sale. An excellent lime stone farm 140 - f product!vs land, 30 ai*:vs lu u I, 1 room dwelling, latye ib* t barn with free electric lights ut house and bara, ard all v< outbuilding! in good repair, well i I fenced. 1 1-2 miles from Woodstock, 1-- iiiiie from Valle] /? -v- reason for selllnf ??* tu r desires n oiker business. Pries !-.'> cash, ba Io Miit pur? chaser tit-t a neal less will buy it. S v room fraine dwelling, . . natal roof two porches ale I and other outbuildings. Plenty : itly ali kinds, 2 ti. from Maurvrtown, Va., on lt- F. D. I baining 3 1-2 acres ol land ui wire fe: oe o jr $1 I for tics e ? ? home. A \ .1. N. DAVIS A CO., Real l.t. Agents. For Sale. late new dwe finished ?>f s rooms wiih bath, front ?nd hack porcl - . ? will Install furnace) nio ? len \ 9 fruit, enclosed bf i'-on fence, i pavement a: i -100 yards to sb station. Thia ls enidtal resl d'^ e and i .it a reai ?ra ai Mt. .1 segson, Va. ? ii A 4 mlle from fruit, barn |2*16 I [ ... 16x10, blacksmith ?. Ice bouse 1 Ixl* '? . t ie all io flrst-clasi on. 'nuble. Applf t'' "j. n. davis a co., Woodstock, Va. For Sale. ts tract ol Brazing land on B*tw< Pty Furnace j CV il le, on which is st lin grass except the tim- ! IT fell wuter.-d !>y liva!* Run It i an i ice len! grazing lana auJ will : .t.?w. Applf to J. N DAVIS cV CO., Woodstock, Va. , ll I I FOR SALE. A nice small home li miles north <> Woo I ito k on the Valley Dike, nice room dwell!ng,papered and paint OUS ( utbuildirjgs ali in * . td repair,21 actes ofexcelent land, entj o' all sort of fndk K. F. i> Woodstock Va., To quick pur? ri a K- il bargain. Applj t?> .1 N. DAVIS A CO, Kcal Belate Agt li lou Want to Drive, Come Here I now running a first cr. as Li\ J ky in Woodstock with my hotel I can furnish you teams you will en drivlag. Good horses and aloe pastel. Nothing cbkaf looking ,t any outtk which leaves my ?tal','\ Drices reasonable and good ce. J. W BOLTZMAK Ice Cream ( oostaatlf c>n hand at the . .>;?>! c ri an M J Wood? stock, Va. AIX KT. CREAM AND K Efl GUARANTEED wm:. Leave your orders for Bundey creams, only, at "~ Walton A Bn&Obt'S Drujf Store Our ice plant is cow in oi>eration. A. W. NICODEMUS A & Woodstock. Va. ? Ivr [Jelling. Belling. We are prepared to sell cotton and her beJttag at prices, which defy Competition. S?>nd for prtoatt J. A. DYSART & CO \4ent8 for the National leather Belting Co. A BOSTOCK, VIRGINIA Desirable Property For Sale. I will s?ll my property, consisting of a good fi room dwelling, metal roof. seat caller, porchee, cement walks around the house, barn and al! ncces ss ry out buildings. Three acres of good land, with an abundant of all kinds of fruit. Situated on the Val? ley Pike at Pugh's Run. This is very desirable property and I will sell it very reasonable. W. H. FUNK, July 22? Woodstock, Va. **i09niAOf>o? (?) Sov*? wSitnja ?ltwt?on -fMliini.) ,n;tunr*M I p'loiuquH ;ohuwi?Ttih?i 'uou M vA'eiYitsv *m wi .sSsusp usosi-s.d|oWa y sfflHsawr*LOJiQi BUSINESS D IRECTORY OF SHENANDOAH COUNTY. ATTOSNEYS-AT-LAW m. L Wal ron, Coiisctlor K. IV NEW*AN, Department. Sf. L. NkWMAN. Notary rubie. w ALTON ,\ WAI TON, ATTORN EYS-AT-LAW, Woodstock, Va. Dractice in State and Federal Courts. t\TAVBMNBR. J. M. BAUsErman np a v k n N i ?: I ta BA;: s E i \ m a n , ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Woodstock. Va. KM DHL BORDEN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Began practice in 1878, Owner and .t:ef ol The Shenandoah Valle) Collection and Adjustment Agency, established 1899. I'ost-oflSce addrec* Calvary, Shenandoah county, Va. JP ll. BRUMRACK, ATT< >1 IN E V A N D (X >U NSED 11 I AT LAW. Woodstock, Va. pice: In "Lewers Kow.'' former li occupied by the late D. W.Magruder R fSH ll WILLIAMSON, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Woodstock, Va. Commonwealth's attorney kw E HEN A NDOAH COUNTY. Will practice in adjoining counties Will be in New Market every Satur dav. PHYSICIANS D R. R. Mci . HOFFMAN, TOM'S BROOK, VIRGINIA. Having decided lo locate ai Toms Brook, I oiler my professional ter* vices to the neoplc ot thal place and vicinity, c 'alls promptly enewerei dav or night. 9-10 D R. J. II. SMOCT, I Ia vin tr located in Woodstock, can be found at his residence on North Bduhlenburg Street, the late reeidenot of Dr J. L. Campbell, when not pro fesslonally enjja^ed D R. D. I). CARTER, Office and Residence South Main St Woodstock, Virginia. sW special attention given to Bur gerj. Phone Call 38. D W. S. CLINK, RESIDENT PHY8ICIAN. t Calk answered day or ni^ht odie.- and residence North Main St. March 4- tf. DE A TISTS. D R.T. F. LOCKE, RESIDENT DENTIST, ortice Main St., Woodstock, Va. S>?" Chloroform, ethe* and cocaine used for painless extraction of teeth Dec. 26?lyr. D R. J. C. BOWMAN, D K N T 1ST, Woodstock, Virtfiuia. Ortice on Court Street, above the ortice of Tavenner & Uausei man. Mutual Telephone. May 28, '(m-lyr. |^ C BIEDUSR, V ET I: EUNAI t V s U RG EON will l>e localed in Woodstock, Vir? ginia, after April 10th. SM'All falls promptly answered dav or night. April 1 BUSINESS CARDS Woodstock Marble Works WOODSTOCK, VA. Monuments, Tombs and all kind of Cemetery Work. Lowest prices in the Valley. Giv us a call. E. U. SW YDER. Barber Shop Court St., Woodstock Va. Warden Fravel, Propi Shave. 10 I Haircut.... 15 Singe. 15; Shampoo.. 15 Facial Massage. 25 Tonic Rub. 5 and 10 Shaving Corpse_ 1.00 Shave away from shop 25 Haircut 'r 4< IQ Haircut and shav*? away from shoo SST Prompt attention given to I customers A Share of the public patronage* llcited. Chlldron Cry FOR FUTCHERS CASTOR. A SOCIETY PLYING THE NEEDLE. Most Feminine of Implements Comes Into Fashion Again. "Those who are quick to observe changes In the moods and tastes of society will tell you." says a writer In the Lady's Pictorial, "that the do? ing of fine needlework ls growing Into great favor with even the most fashionable of our mondaines. wno own fingers are producing work that is fully equal to the best specimens of I their much lauded and perhaps over lauded grandmothers. "A lady who has had the honor to be the lastructrees of royalty in this craft says that hundreds come to her for counsel where teas came hut a few years aga The cause of this re? version to the pursuits of a more placid age is not difficult to disc o\ Such an occupation becomes virtually a 'rest cure' in this epoch of rush and motor cars, and that is why many of those who have been the most lade* fatigahle seekers after nov. Itv and excitement are now among thc most Industrious Penelopes of society. "The rhythmic- movement that ac? companies the plying of the ncc die ts peculiarly soothing to the nerves, and produces much the same effed as tho prayers of the Orientals, with their swaying* to and fro and their appar? ently vain repetitions. It is a mistake to suppose that needlework is injuri? ous to the eyesight, old needlewomen rarely wear glasses." The Earth as a Bell. Studios of the violent earthquake which occurred in the Balkan penin? sula April 4. 1904, made hy Dr. Emilio Oddone. professor In the University of Pavla, show that the shocks were transmitted through the entire body Of the earth, and were reflected from the antipodes back to tleir piece of ori? gin In about 33 minutes. Comparing the records of other great earth? quakes. Doctor Oddone concludes that the average time required for a vibra? tion to traverse the globe and return by reflection ls from S3 to ,?>3 minutes. The earth thus appears to be liol al? together unlike a great hell suspended In space and vibrating throughout Its whole mass under strokes, which, comparatively speaking, arc no more than the tapping of a Rnger*nalL Doc? tor Oddone calls attention to the in? teresting coincidence between the time taken for a rlbratli n to traverse the globe and that n :ht to cross the diameter of the earth's orbit. Microscopical Tests of Metals. More and more attention i? paid to the results of mi l< 1 examina? tion of Iron, steel and other metals, to detect faults and structural peen* liaritles. Special microscopes bare been devised for such purpOSCO. Mr. Thomas Andrews, an English metal? lurgic engineer, reports the results of such an examination of B fractured boiler stay-holt from a British war? ship, and draws important conclu? sions. The examination re., many minute flaws, chiefly composed of microscopic segregations of suphld of manganese or sulphid of iron. The bolt had been subjected to a great strain, and Mr. Andrews bell* ? that a line of weakness In the metal, ori? ginating at one or more ol the micro flaws, promoted the Anal tract Hut the bolt was a fair specimen of normal mild Siemens steel, and the opinion is expressed that lt* I ll not as good a material as the best wrought Iron for holler stay-boll Self-Defending Wheat. A Belgian Agriculturist, Monsieur Le Breton, has recently made some experiments with barbed wheat to determine the effectiveness of thc- de* fense which its barbs afford ag i * the ravages of gramlnlferous birds. In the same field, near Antwerp, he sowed some barked Wheal and some Japhet wheat, which is without barbs. The Japhet variety grey rapidly, hut every head was despoiled by the birds before the grain could rlpi n. but the barbed variety was so well guard? ed by Its array of miniature spears that the attacks of the same birds were completely defeated, and ttie grain ripened In security. At the same time it was observed that the insec? tivorous birds were as busy capturing their prey among the barbed beads as among those that possessed no natu? ral defenses. The Making of Automobiles. It appears that France, which a few years ago led the world in the manu? facture of automobiles, ls relatively dropping back, at least in the number of machines produced. For instance. in ltH'u France manufactured 10,039 automobiles, England 2,481, and Ger? many 2,312. In 1006 the figures for the same countries were respectively 66.000, 27,000 and 22,000. In the same year the United States, beginning with a few hundred In 1002, leaped to the front, producing 38,000 machines. 3, OOO more than France. Italy and Belgium have also made enormous strides in the last two or three years, the figures for those countries In 1006 being respectively 18,000 and 12."'u. WALL PAPER TACKED ON. When Tacks May Be Preferable to Paste and How the Tacking ls Done. "You never heard of tacking on wall paper? Oh, dear! yes," said Mr. Flatdweller, "we often do that. We don't put the paper on with tacks originally, but we tack it on in mak? ing repairs. "You know how the paper curls away from the wall sometimes, stiff and bald with the paste on it? Some? times if lt's left that way pieces of the hard paper may be broken off. Well, you couldn't very well paste that paper down again, because yui couldn't make any paste strong enough to take out the curl and make the paper hold, you might not make a nice Job of it around the joints, might gat on too minh paste sad so get some of it on the outside of the paper. So we Just tack down the curled up paper and tack on the pieces that may have fallen off. "Hut don't the tack heads show In the paper? No, not at ail. not- ahem 1 ? as we do the tacking. That's where the fine art of tacking on paper, as we practice lt, conn.- In. There's a pattern on tho paper and sure to be here and there more or less dark places in the coloring and we simply driv.- the tacks In the dark spots, Where they don't show." Hidden Streams. Reference has be^n made frequent? ly within the past few years to tho progress of scientific investigation concerning subterranean streams and rivera, lt iK a subject of constantly growing Importance in conn- I I with the Irrigation of desert, or par? tially deceit, regions. The manner In which streams which once flowed on the surface of the earth have buried themselves from sij:ht in places where cslcareo - rocks abound ls well illustrate d by th< luhterranean wafers of the valley of Jehoshaphat, near .Jerusalem. As Mons. IV Sallior points out. th.' exploration of th< hidden streams In ? n sion with places sacred to three relit ?Christian, Jewish and Mohamme? dan ls confronted by peculiar diffi? culties. But enough has been dis? covered to make it certain that neath this dry and barren-look dh-trier flows ai " .i?*r, and some ot the I In ? lr > listen e to ? Proore?-s in Turkey. The T Paris Jour? nal, a:- Karo;.. ,;i every clay, it \> announced that Chi k? * Pasha has mau diets ;.. . s num? ber one. but they .rn; on Otb. tO use Mla though we may be Inclined to SUil Chefkot Pasha's order ls a sign of progress, for. after all. forks are com paratlvely s dn lt was in Veali s that forks we,re first Introduced some time in the fifteenth (entury. U s line consloV : ? d s ? . il to nip plant the plani ol nature, it being contended thal one of the uses of our hands and fingers wai to M the stomach. Queen Elisabeth, ws are told, hod only two <>r three forks ami spooni lu silver. The persons about the court used WOOden folk.-. Powerful X-Rays. Before the Gen ian Bo lety cf phy? sics, F. Dessauer recently exhibited an apparatus for tbs production of X rays of sztraordlnary penetrating power, his idei being that such rays might prove useful in the medical treatment of deep-seated dist employing Roentgen tubes in which the exhaustion of tbs air is carried to a very high degree, tad through which, in consequence, the i discharge can bc tent only by means of a very great tension, he pro' rays so penetrating that they readily passed through the boms as well as the flesh, so that I radiograph of the hand made with th- 1 hardly any image of the boneo. With ordinary rays the energy at the ~ur face of the body is a hundred times more Intense than at a depth of live millimeters in the tissues. With Dessauer's rays the pc netration Is very much more profound. Sodium for Electric Uses. Sodium ls an excellent conductor of electricity, and in view of the in? creasing price of copper and the growing demand for that metal not only for electric installations, but for many other purposes, the idea has been broached that sodium should be tried as a material for electric cables. Experiments looking to this end have lately been made by Mr. A. G. Bett. He filled an iron tube ISO feet In length with melted sodium. The core thus formed had a cross-section of an inch and a half. A current of 500 am? peres was readily transmitted through lt Mr. Bett thinks that sodium con? ductors constructed upon this plan may be made cheaper than conductors of copper. THE SMALL DEPOSITORS willreceive a hearty welcome at this Bank. Thc other day I irentleman stepped up to the counter and asked, "Can I start an account here with four dol? lars ?" We replied, Certainly, sir, and glad to baye you. The small and large depositor alike will receive courteous treatment and a cordial wel? come. SHENANDOAH NATIONAL BANK. GEMMED The Self-Tipping Hat and thc Eyeglasses for Chickens with Poor Eyesight ALSO A MECHANICAL 60A1 Then There's a Tornado-Proof House, Highly Recommended to Kansans? Its Head Always to the Wind?Som? Strange Schemes. "Laborsaving devices are always In demand; the thousands of Inven? tors of this country are all devoting N per cent, of their time to producing such things, each in the hope of win? ning for himself tame and fortune, cash and credit," said a patent attor? ney the other day. ?one of the strangest of these schemes to lighten the world's work ls i patent recently obtained by an in? genious person in Ins Moines, Iowa, It 1- called the self-tipping hat, and ! 1b designed to save the popular person i from the fatiguing labor of removing ! his hat every time he meets one of the j fair sex with whom be is acquainted. | "'Much valuable energy is utilized In tipping the bat Hy/ says the Inventor, 'and my device will re? lieve one of it and at once cause the bal to be lifted from the lead in a natural manner.' It ls a novel device, In other wards, for effecting polite sa? lutations by the elevation and rotation of tlie bat on the bead ol the saluting party, when said person bows to the person saluted, the actuation of the hat being produ< i d by mechanism within it, and without the use of the hands in any manner.' "No truly rural ref could have beei for the inven? tion of ??;. : chickens, which .1 by United St | fe recen 11; ed much after the fashion of grand' g en larg .1, while the ear hool I In the back. "No claim is made that the chick* ght ls p""!\ or that magal lie!.- ... re needed ( I lt may the better d Di '.cnn or the i entor does gay that Uk le -ned to pr. ? each other's ? ? :npt ? :. In Kansas did aol '.y. "Members c I societies, who sometimes may be put to much trou? ble to se. ure .nt ly Irascible goat, for the p> Initiating nt nbers to their rt :? Odg will be glad to learn that the Inven? tive gel \ 'tO a me* chanlcal goat, which can !>?? put In the (?;?.-et srhen aol aeedt I bat requires no feeding, si d illy rio care. Also it may be handled by its keep? er without fear ol consequent es. This mechanical goal is mounted on a tri? pod which rum on three wheels, the front ons being loosely pivoted. A handle la the rear is lor the purpose of pushing it. "The candidate, blindfolded, is led j to thc side of the animal, and on it be tak.-.- 1. lag his feet In stirrups on I ither .-nie-. As the goat is t the lt dge room I i of wheels and rods, geared to the wheels on which it runs, causes thc} animal to buck and uar in I fearful manner, kee ping the candidats in cctv f tinual danger of being shaken off. "Residents of Kansas and other j States in the cyclone belt, arno arc : forced to retire fr< to cyclone I cellars, and then organise searching ' parties to And their home when the ! storm has passed, evil] be pleased with j the invention of S tornado-proof house. This la built In the shape of a sub | marine, or a dirigible balloon, which ls designed to keep the other point? ing in the direction of thc- wind, the house being mounted <ui a pivot at its centre, and tums freely on a circular track. "Tails are common enough on wind? mills and weather vanes, but here is probably the first time that the idea has been adapted to resldencec. The wind breaking end of the house, the inventor says, is reint'ornic d and win? dowless, and the door opens on a dight of steps, wheeled at the bottom, which follow a circular path that tennants may always have a place upon which to descend. The Inventor says his idea ls particularly applicable to hos? pitals, and that by anchoring it lt caa be arranged to permit of continuous sunlight." His Hospitable Instinct. A farmer was Baked to assist at the funeral of his neighbor's third wife, and. as he had attended the funeral of -I- ...:#? n.oo om-TirluiiH I ? LUC t " V vr> j when he declined the Invitation. On being pressed to give his reason he j said, with some hesitation: "You see, j Mirandy, lt makes a chap feel a blt awkward to be always accepting other folk's civil: ',,* when he never has anything o, the same sort of his own to ask them beek to. The Married Voice. A dramatic critic has been saying that our most accomplished players cannot reproduce on the stage the "married voice." Even when they are married. There ls a peculiar domestic note?used at home which cannot get over the footlights and was never meant for publicity. Her Husband's Advice. "I shall never speak to deorge Welldone pgain. I used to think he was a gentleman, but his wife and I had a confidential talk to-day and the things she told me about him kari convinced me that he ls not fit to as? sonate with respectable people." "Oh, pshaw! Be charitable, Mary. Ill* wife is more generous than you. I met her a few minutes ago and she ?poke to me Just at cordially as If you have never told her a thing shout me." i BOY BUILT HIS OWN AUTO. lt Has Made 30 Miles an Hour?Csn Carry Three Passengers. Bries ('owen, a Log Angeles boy 15 years of a^,e, has Just completed the construction of a real automobile. He calls it the California Midget, It ls built upon principles similar to those of the factory made cars and ls capable, demonstrated by actual tests, of skimming over the road at twenty-five to thirty miles an hour. It has also climbed hills of SO per cent, grade, according to the Techni? cal World, and has carried three pas Bangers over ordinary roads. The car is six feat in length and weighs about imo pounds, lt is pro? vided with a 3 horsepower engine, has a friction transmission and a double chain drive. It has a three foot tread, with nine speeds forward and three on the reverse. The mac hine is air cooled, the bat? tery control is through an electric light switch and the differential oper? ates successfully. Th.-re arc szter nal brakes on the rear wheels, and the machine ls otherwise' fully equip? ped throughout Aside from the engine, the ma? chine was built entirely by the hoy? and even the engine had to be re? built to conform with some of the pe? culiarities of the automobile's make? up. His cuber purchases consisted only of rods. wire, nails, pine hoards, a few casings and such material, even the wheels representing his workman? ship. The latter are ecpiipped with motorcycle tires. Wild Flowers of the Tropics. Between Tonala and the Uuatemala border exists one of the greatest flor? al howers in the republic. This is the time of year when all of the morn- j lng glories and many other wild dow? ers of the tropics are bekdnnins to . bloom, and railroad men who are fa? miliar with all the roads of the re-j public say that the* grandest sight of all is to 1".n here. The massive In the forest which line for miles the railroad are covered to the tops with vines and blossoms, and the tele? graph poles and wlrt s prc sent a simi? larly beautiful sight Ahme the line are hundreds of: cornfields, and lt seems that each stalk of corn forms a pole upon which! ls growing a morning g'ory vine. This I does not in tl B least hinder the crop, j for the corn of the particular >??:: ion ha- been top 1 re*ady for harv N.ar Steps ? low here, there ls a lane some ^ix kilometers in length where the tops of the trees "ti ell Fide* of the tra k almoel met t, forming a most strikingly beautiful floral arch. Th' -red with vii with the millions ol ss, and the sierht Is imo rarely, if ever, seen In othe r patts of Mexico. The Best Water. A wis r In Vim doe not think highly of mineral waters Tie says: "The best water ii tbs water contain? ing the least mineral mutter in it. The nearer von cnn come to getting absolutely pure eater to drtnk the more easy it will be to keep in good health. Thc ; I ?rm in which absolutely pure water is found is in rain. And rainwater collected from off a clean surface and stored tn a chan reservoir leas good a* any? thing one can find. The best BUbStl* for ralnwatt i i-- vn>-A distilled water. In fact, distilled water may be somewhat preferable, as !t i; not subject to accidental contamination In the many ways rainwater is. To argue* that, absolutely pure water is not helpful ls equal to saying that the addition of pollution improves lt a proposition that will not stand the of hard common set. Where Eyesight is Good. The best eyesight is possessed by those people whoee lands are \ast and barren and whee* obstacles tending to shorten the- sicht are* few. Eski? mos will detect white fox in the snow at a great distance away, while the Arabs of the deserts of Africa have such extreme powers of vision that on the vast plains of the desert they will pick out objects Invisible to the ordinary eye at ranges from one to ten miles distant Among civilized people the Norwegians have better eyesight than most, if not all, others, as they more generally fulfill the nec? essary conditions. The reason why defective eyes are so much on the in? crease in England and in America Ilea In too much study of books in early life and In badly lighted rooms. Longitude by Wireless. One of the scientific applications of wireless telegraphy, capable of con? siderable extension, is the determina? tion of longitudes. To know one's longitude on the earth it is necessary to compare the local time with that of a standard meridian. Signals sent by wireless apparatus are capable of furnishing this information where no ordinary telegraph-lines exist. Rei dit? ly a comparison of the two methods was made between Potsdam and Mount Brocki n. The results showed that the Wireless method was trust' _*u? ?w*w,,,?h rho nerlai sinrnals wormy, ?nw'"iH,. ?...,. were more sensitive to atmospheric influences than those sent by wire. Progress of Cement. A few years ago america imported moro Portland cement than lt manu? factured. Now the tables have been turned, and this country has taken the front rank In the production of coment and Its use in construction. It has been estimated that the quantity of Portland cement used In this coast try In 1905 would be sufficient to lay S sidewalk 16 feet broad all round the earth at the equator. If com pacted Into a single solid cube, that cube would measure almost 1,000 feet on each edge. General Farm Notes. Good bedding is of value because it saves the liquid manure. The best crop to redeem a run down field ls alfalfa. The old fashioned winter ls going to give us some old fashioned roadi next spring. New Petroleum Engine. A new petroleum engine used on some Swedish fishing vessels makes lt possible to run a craft of eighty hoTM power for lees than 9% cents ai THE SCIENTIST LOSER. More Than Met His Match in Hit Landlady. An editor was talking about the famous English astronomer, Sir Rob? ert Ball, who has recently declared that radium proves the earth to be 800.000.00o years edd. MBlf Robert Ball ls as full of fun as of learning," said the editor. "Once I dined with him and a half dozen other scientists at Stratford. At the end of the din? ner Slr Rob. rt's syce I ; and he said to the landlady of the quaint Stratford inn: " 'Madam, I am going to give you a lesson in astronomy, ll ive you ever heard of the great platonic year, when everything must return to its first condition? Listen, madam. In 26,000 years we shall all bc here again, on the same day and at the same hour, eating a dinner precisely like this one. Will you give us credit until them?' " 'Gladly,' the landlady replied. 'It is Just 26.000 years since you were here before, though, and you left with? out paying then. Settle the old bill and I'll trust you with the new."* The Normans. The Normans were Northmen, or to be more precise, the descendants of Northmen, who had been expelled from their native Norway in conse? quence of an effort on their part, to subvert Its Institutions, and to make Its lands hereditary Instead of being divisible among all the sons of the former owner. A band "f expatriated outlaws and robbers, they won and held the fair province of Northern Prance, which they named Normandy, after their native land. When they invaded England they were French? men only lu the sense that they had lived for tconie generations on French soil. In blood they belonged to the great Germanic breed, along with tho Anglo-Saxons. Danes, and other Scan? dinavian and German peoples. Naturally Bashful. Many happy man. . ve been made on short acquaintance, never* thelees, it ls unwise to rt oaunend very short, courtships as a general rule. A writer in TUB:' tel an Instant b of tnt et wooing of a certain English maid 'ho had gone to America. One; morning she ap d before her mistress, and an? nounced that she had named the day and would become S wife at the end of the week. "Are you going back home, then?" the lady asked. "Oh, m>; ma'am; it's an American gentleman," replied the maid. "But," remonstrated her misti "You've, only h. en here a fortnight" "That's no matter. Ht the we.hiing to I - iturday." "Hut can't you get bim to postpone the marriage Jue get am I ld?" "Wi I like tt but, J I don't il enough acquainted to B to do tl The End of Her Rope. The fact that Johnny was to com? pete for a prize for jumping was of ? to Mrs. Halloran, if. In ? even knew it; what Interest? ed lier was the train of disaster which accompanied hi:; daily existent "Johnny's broke the school record!" announced Mr. Halloran, triumphant? ly, through the cloud ed' soapy steam which surrounded Mrs. Halloran and the wash-tubs. "Well, now, you can tend to that job yourself. Mike Halloran.' returned his spouse, arms akimbo. "I've mend eel the front gate ami the back gate, | three chairs and a table that he's broke, ali w id me own hands, but whativer he's broke at school you i .tu look afther, or pay for having it done, and save the money on your pipe that's me last word'." Fitzgerald's Summary. Edward Fitzgerald, the translator of the Persian poet. Omar Khayyam, was a more or less genial opponent of matrimony as a stat". One day he said to his friend Miss Ellen Churchyard, of Woodbridge: | "Do you know, Nell, what marriage is?" Miss Churchyard thought not. "Theu I'll tell you." said he. "Mar ! riage ls standing at one's desk, nicely , settled to work, when a great big bon I net pushes in St thc door and as* to go for a walk with it." Jamestown and Plymouth. It was at Jamestown. Virginia, and not at Plymouth, Massachusetts, that the first legislative healy of English? men was convened on this continent. Thjs body, the "General Assembly of Virginia.'' met in the little church at Jamestown on July 10, 1619. lt WSJ In Williamsburg, Virginia (at that time the capital of the "Old Domin ion"), one hundred and fifty years later (lTTGi that the first writ ten constitution known to history wad adopted and put Into operation. The Eagle's Flight. . ?>?*?? varv ht uh in h*?flV' '1 ne eagie soais >ci; ? n.. ... en, to the very clouds, and with gen? tle motion turns his great body to glide to left or to right, directing his wings, that are as sails, whither ho will by the movement of his tail, which, small though it he. >erves as a rudder. Apologia of Apuleius. Learning from Animals. The Rtudy of animal behavior, which is now being BO vigorously pur? sued In America by our great naturalists, will provide, perhaps, the nio.ct likely channel along which the main stream of advance will be mad ? toward the fuller comprehension of the mysteries of mental life.?Lancet THIN MILK How can the baby grow strong if the nursing mother is pale and delicate? makea the mother strong and well; increases and en richea the baby's food. d^U I Shenandoah Herad ADVBRTISING RATBS Advertisements will be inserted at One Dollar per square of ten lines or Jess, for the first Insertion and 60 cents for each subsequent insertion. OVQuarterly or yearly^ adver li cements by contract. t/"Unless the number of iaser t;"n*U marked upon the manu l ri pt, advertisements will be pub li?ued un il forbidden and charge iiC^ordingly. LUMBE OF THE piST Many Months of Hard Labor Followed by a Grand Drunk in Nearest Town EVERY NATIONALITY REPRESENTED Strict Discipline In the Camps?No Liquor?Lights Out at 9 O'Clock? Reveille at 4?Respective Value of Races. In the great northwest history has made by a man almost unknown : and Story, the ?'man Brits the ax." known in everyday parlance as the lumberjack. In tile fall just before winter lets In '.he lumbermen in the business cen? ters semi out their tote t?ams. so called bet suse they are used to trans? fer the ij. essai les of rife to the scene of the printer's work. Thousands of men from the docks, the harve it ftelds- from everywhere ? follow tl oods for the season. From the moment they join until camp breaks up in the spring there is hard, unrelenting work. The itrictest discipline is main? tained, the men are up at 4 o'clock in the morning and work until dark with tception of the noon-time stop for dinner. Lights are out every night at 9 o'clock. The cook, a \ery important person in the camp, with his assistants, is first up in the morning, and one of the moe! noticeable things about modern g camps is the great change In the bill of fare. The noon day meal is usually prepared and carried out to where the men are working to save The cook brings the dinner hot and the men eat it. sitting on freshly felled logs, often with the thermometer registering SO below zero. Hut lt is at the evening meal, when the day's work ls finished, that the men are at their best; there they talk and laugh and enjoy the . After the meal is over they go to the bunk house and light their pipes, sing songs and tell stories. In every camp is a general supply store, where the men may procure the of life. No lhiu<>:' is sold, as the rule against drinking is rigidly enforced. Often men. craving the stimulant to which they are accus? tomed, drink patent medic ines in place of the for:- ddefl B lllsl In the average camp nearly every nationality is represented. The fore I man will tell you that he iikes the , Irish for bosser, the Qermai ies and Finn.- for hard work, while he I tiuds the men of the southern nations, j the French and Ita. .:. I > light and I erratic for the heavy work, besides being too quarrelsome, interfering with the discipline of camp life. Four-fifths of the men employed in lumber camps are intemperate, it la said. The long enforced abstinence in the winter but aggravates their crav? ing for liquor, and in the ^prln^ when they are released from the discipline of camp life they hurry to the neat' st town with their earnings. Waal hap? pens then is often a fi. I story, sometimes a hitter'.;' tragic one. Trying to Appear Innocent. A professor from the 1 y of Oxford, at a banquet one night, drank several glasses of port. The professor did not know this wine's extraordinary strength, and in all innocence he took too much. When he rose to .-ave ;he tallie, his legs, to his dismay, tottered and the room seemed to sway slightly. The horrified professor ge*t to the parlor in safe*ty. He sst down in the most distant corner. But soon his young hostess, leadirrg a maid who carried her two beautiful twin babies, came to him for his approbation. The professor sat up very erect. He gazed at the twins glassily. Then he articulated carefully, in a hoarse, thick voice: 'What a bonny little child." . History of the Turkey. The turkey, rather than the eagle, is the real American bird. Kagles are found all over the world, but the tur? key ls a foreigner everywhere else except in America, his native home. The wild turkey of America is the progenitor of all the turkeys mi the world. In North America, Mexico and Honduras ihe turkey was found in great numbers by the white men. but in South America the bird i* unknown. Scientists are agreed that the turkey des outside of this continent only an Immigrant, and that bli native home must be sought BCSns*srJbSjN north of the Isthmus of Panania. One Gleam of Joy. Johnny had two presents at the .?:-. u-Klch ha same tune - one ? uim... kept very carefully, and the other a hooting pop-gun. which he fired indiscriminately on all BO SI ? asi One day his mother rom the fol? lowing terse record In bis diary: "Mendy cold and sloppy. T< 0 ly cold and sloppy. Wensdy cold a tel sloppy she Granma." An Amphibious Machine. The Fie neb War Offtce* bas recent* ly acquired an automobile \- hich ls capable of being changed istantly from a land to a water mac. .ne. It has a speed of forty kilometres on land and twelve kilometre* while in the water. It can carry four ersons. and is actuated by a fourtecu-hcrse* power motor. Sometimes a stick becomr i lodged in the nostrils of the cow. T, re will be Indications of labored h^athing. Always investigate, and remove tbs cause of the difficulty. The drinking water In the mimer ts an Important matter with ti s stock, especially with the dairy he I. Re? member that foul water ls sire to breed disease. Profits of the dalry are li mri sal