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THE BRISTOL" NEWS I. (3. FOWLER, r.DITOR AND PROPRIETOR. ' ' TUESDAY, 8EPTEMKR 12, 1882. Spelling vs. Pronunciation. tH)WM EAST. ThefV- was a young lady tf Gloucester, t Whose pnrente hoped they tad louoeur; , Rut she came bnek une day . - To tholr awful dismay, Ho they railed hit a wicked IBipouee tef. ; ' fata is riiENtH. , ,,, Twas during the wit Grand Prix, ri A frenchman aa rich as oould bix Put up all hlefranes - . ." u ' DtiimmluifM'i atianka-. "Mun I)lbu 1 1 ain ruined T quothblx. . . ' i . . ' , ' ', SO'STHIS. There waa a younir frirl from Kan Clnlre, -Who wm winy, ami fixM, .-iil aeuti fall?-, All thn other a-trl found ' j. . ' ; " That when she wna arrnmil 'oil n They were Just couutud out it nenit whnlre. AT1HB BUB. TUT ' I A person from Boston Damnd Faneuil Wont boatinir, and sat on the Keiieull . f Of aOlin laland yacht, Anil the sun grew hot That hu yearned for a lager brer tatiwill. - -' TII1N Ifl ENOMSH. There waa a fat frtluw In Harwich Who naked a atmit lady In Harwich, Hut atnrtinitl for oliuroh, H was left in the lurch, There belusr no room In the Carwlch, . - inigjB BniTiPR. There was an old four named Cholmondolny, Who waau't what ouo would call ChtilmoiHie- etiever he went by All the biildt would cry, Hu Wiih ao Info mill y holmoiidelay. TBIH M COCKNEY. Jn Enslaml they any the Prince Itoynl r lad on his tii-oboei-M n boys!; Whi n aaked "Do you poso 'Twill embellliih your iiohdJ" He U wild to have sls'ied, " I should emoyal. THI8IS0MI EK0I.IRII.' , A nobby youiiK student of Cuius ' ' lie miirkeil, " Now, JuhI ain't I tlio chains? I've such shiny huts And yorneoit cravats That tho Ih'JH yell, ' ( h, whnl bruins ! "' lS.IL'N. Tliere won a bud Indian n Hldux ' . , ' W ho never would fay what he'd dleux ; Hut onenlKlit on the hill . . Hociinglit 'J'mn and Hill ' ' And Kllceil oil the aorlp of tho tloux. Humor,1 : MidBummer Mirtk' ' Oaloalated toRala More o Less of a 8lle.. In our (lcvH'a room yeslciiliiy'llictlifi inomctcr wm 12H In the slunk'. ' Jt wnw in tho olitttlo of ft stnarit boiler. -' Hhuciiih fttrutiu that the (luiif-iinil-tliiiub sign luiifriige hm not enmc into more K'i'i'iil us In polllti society. It woulilbc oo Imtiily tit dinner p.iiMes for the man who wantu, to , talk with his month full. " Which U thn girl from St. Lonisf J' ntkrd n Coney Umu visitor, Kiizln utu hole In tho guild. " That wasn't lnmh' by a St. Loulu girl," was tlm roi)ly ; tlmt'B whoro a ynwl wn lioaclMMl. " " - " Fnrt wi'II " vviift the (Hit! of a poem ho nt to it neVKiiticr; und thu cruel cili- tor, In lU'knowhHlelnij Itx reci'iiit, riibi " It In ft kooiI t lit ii Unit tli J gll'led (nova bade it good-hy, iih (tin; will co It agiilu." a ".. f f'i liutli- iicvcr Just Before the Battle (From ChecM " John, " Miitd nn old tieorgia IMiinta tlon owner to a falllifnl neero "attaclii!" )t th idacr, "arc tho ww' all driven ant of the south pubturc "Ytm anli." i '. "And the Hhccji ronndcJ up under tin rait hllir" ' ' ' " "Ycjaah?", . , ... . , "And Hit niHie, two-vcar old and hay liny tint in tic Miai)ir . . . , , in miiiu'iwiu." 1 . 7 "All iluh't. Yon know, lhcrc'8' a couple of Atlantn editor ttiilne down iw re In the niornlni; to llcrht u duel and otic can't be, too oa reful of lit 1lv stock whllo thev ait iioiiplni awav nt each other nil day.M ' Washington's Boyhood. (Kobert J, Illirdettp In ntmton tltne. rn.nibllHlied pagn frntn tholllutif (jw. Vanhlnitm. It la thn merry aiiMinwr limn. To him tho mother of the fattier of his comitry : " (Jwir(r, ilcHr, whoit! Iian you Imi'ii allien scImmiI M'M dlMalaaoil t " " Kiiin'i b wa lre, inn." " 1M j-oti fonin Ntrnlht home from bowl, Uforre?" ' " Yea, nm'aim" 1 ' . " lint acltool la dlsnilnscd tit oVIm k ud It la now U:JO. llor duca that 4Mine?",. , i,. i . i "Ootkopl In." "For whatT " . ! " Mlsaed in' Josfljunfy k'sn'ii. " " Hut your li'iicher waa hece only nn hour ago and mild you. hadn't been nt school all day?:' , "(!ot kept In yeallildy llicn." , "(Jcoi(ri, why wcVo yon not nt a hool lo-dav." 11 Forgot. Thought all the time It wna Katurdiiy." ? . ' . " iKm't iatk4 on oik tide of your fctit In Dial manner. Coma here to inc. Ucorifc yon have been wlniinln." ; v ! No,ll.,, I ,H l "Ym, )'n )uv, Oootj, .'.Haven't youV" v., . "Not p." r . i " Tell vour lliolhcf, (Jcoicr " X ttik.". , , " Thttn whnl makes yonr hair o invsortV ' '. 'ii wet, " Sweat. 1 run lo fut , coiiilii' from S( llOlll.'.'f ,1'' ' ' " But your ahlrt la w i otijt ultlo nut. " Put ll Oil llmt way when I jroti tip thU inorgln for luck. A.Unya win when you play furkotpalf your shlrl'a on hlmlalilc out, . - "And oiihnTirt the light wtfe of your shirt mi ) bin' tiriii At nil, (icni jo, n nd therg s n luud Knot tlo In It. illnw illdlhiit fflmn Uicivl"' 1 . ' "Hill Falrta tied It. In when I Wasn't "11m. whnt wt'it you duliifi wlih your s di toflT" " ' "Didn't havti U till". He ' Va tuok'n lied that knot In Iheio whin 111 wna on NIC, " llenrifC I t " That's honest truth, ho did Aliotit tlint time 1 1 1 n notilc lluahrod unn nlotiL- wlih it skiifj" strap ,nil we draw A veil m or tho dcriullol . accim, merelr 'Vpninrkhiff thnt ' linyit tin not t-uein lo change so much in men, Neil an Nli linllii lu'voiuve, blitia iriiaan l re. liable faintly niedlciu H llriMn . . . : ' i i' sir.rn iiutera, I.. 1 - IJ - .W-- f tJltor U a'tnuln wh l.ty.n" f IllVasllRnla lliit-paper, ll Wiit.4 iillm luKjriiiPU out jaiflry, Inserts ilclliti siiil tscildlii);ii, soi l inaiiMsi ip(,. keeps A Mttta haakcl, lihma up ih devil." aicnlt lilntter, (ll''i vit oilier mlo'litVl. e, sells lilt piiN'r lot it dollar and fifty cents n Vcar. takes whlla laiana nud nn phi suss I"' hi y when ha can ifot It, raea n liuyn MMilly, wolka uhieliM'ii hour a out of twenty-four, no.e no riiiidy,"lit Hummed hi everybody, Uvea' isaifi dies udddle-tiireil and often hrnkcii.hciilliul, ,mc no mi'iiny, Is rewaiilod lor a lir of loll br a short hut free td.llnarr riltT ia n I'lxirn. .T tstl llirttvna. g it . f... .wm PICKEN S INFORMATION for the PEOPLE. A l'ICKKN BKflH TO ANNOUNCE THAT HIS KKUONSTRUCTED AND ENLARGED I'UKMISES ARE NOW COMPLETED. HAVING BOUGHT MY From First Hands, and from Manufacturers only, SAVING MY CUSTOMERS THEREBY AIX V. MIDDLE PROFITS, KXTMCSD A CORDIAL INVITATION TO ALL MY FRIENDS TO DIlOr.lN AND SUE ME. IT COSTS NOTHING, Open Your Eyes if not Your Pocket-Books. lam fully Prepared to do" a Rousing Business, and any favors will be" duly ,u. nyEODXi JSWELRY STOBE, Bristol. Tonn. Two Organs. rietiulHto 11 rat tho atomnch, aevond tho liver eHneoliilly the Hiw ho na to perform their fumstliina jiert'rotly and you will remove at leant nliiet,eeu-twonMetha of nil thn Ilia Hint iiiiiiiMnil Ik heir to,ln thla or any othorelliimto. Hop lllllns I.h tlio only tliliiK that, will give peii'nutly luuilthy mitiirnl uotion to tliCKe two orwimi.-iMAiNii r'.uinan. .IN APIX. , . i ,i - - ( A Large Party of Bathers Left in a Bad Fix by a Flood.; Ioiliflvlllo Commercial. ' Lunt Monday nn excuinlon loftthiacity for Henry county, that was dostlned to meet with many strangL .adventures. The party consisted of about lifty younn ladies nud gentlemen well known In soci ety here, ninl were In charge of Mr. and Mrs. D. R. Cnstlelrough and Mr. nud Mrs. Oporto V. Ulst. Onoof tho young gentc.lmeu described the trip to n ( oiii inerclal reporter lut night: , "We got oil tho cars at New Castle and started down in wagons to Drcnnon sprlngH. We had Unruly reached there when it Ix'iran to rain, and wn nil hud dled into und old chapel, to wait till the rain was over. rreKently the sun came ottt bright and warm, and some of the boy a proposed mat we nave aswnn. as llie vouuir ladles did not care to go we left them in the chapel and Mai ted on" to theeivek. I don t know the name or the infernal place, but the rain, which was rather heavy, had made It rather deep. , We didu t '111111 our clothes on a hickory limb,' like the girl In the song, hut waded out In the middle of the creek Olid 1 tld them carefully on n big Hat rock, where they wouldn't get. wet. Then wp started In for It good old time. A e an as licit aiouiu in t ue water umn- liitr nud awhumlng alauit for half an ) hour or more, rnconsclouhly we got further and further aw ay from tho rock where our clothes lay, nor did we notlcp (lint tho t'reek w slowly rising. After time we got tired ol the water nud Marled for our clothes. Wis wadded down the creck. aiid tho water, which iM'fore was lust ubove our knees, now covered our waists. Wp looked for the ris k, but could sea nothing of It. One of the young men happened to look down llie creek, and away off fifty yards from where we left our dollies, lie saw a part of his under-cholhes Holding on tho stream. , ' ' "Tiicu we knew u uni nan Happened, and I ho nature of our , calamity struck us wiih full foicei , Iloie we were with out clothing ami w If limit any visible menus of gelling an, thing lo put on. iieiiiiv ten mile from nuv town, nun w lib thirty pretty girls to tnkc home. What In the devil were we lo dor we asked. It w as out. ol the iiiestloil lo go thn young , ladles In our tlx. We Con old n't si )' nhne wn were. We conhln t walk nark to ew t aslltt with outt'lothliig. Soon some one auggcated a nlrtn. We were to draw lots to see wiio would go hack to the girls. A lino of tires, some ten or llficon yards a part, extended up to where they were. Tha innn to whose lot It fell to sec the girls was to ernwl along froin one lo another till he en nift w lihln hnlllug distance, tell them what wn the mallei', let tliem go back to town and send lis help. Mo had Just about decided on this plan w hen the euemv oni flunked us. Half ft dozen of tho young ladles got ll Into their heads lo i.) on in exploring expedition, and sauntered off to the i mht and loft of the tress, A make couldn't t rawl bolween the trees that thce glrli couldn't see. We began to get t old and were huddled altogether In a hunch, and every time the hreexo struck our bodlea, we amvereu nisniaiiv. "Just nt this lime III ('npllngnr Imp pended along, ami we told him nor trouble, He volunteered to help lis. Ho started Ml to the girls and gathered them together. Then he broke the newt lo them. Met ofthtiri laughed till they cried, ninl then, after a abort consnlta tlon, they agreed to hi lit lis. They said It would he foollih to leave us (here ell night lull (hey got aid the best plan w ould bo to gel auiuo of their clollius. 'Wo have idcniy of tindetvlothe and things" said a pretty little girl, blush lugly, The girls all went Into the old liaH'l and began lo (let Ida whstartlolei they cniihl brat dispense with. Una young lady contributed her ovrrsklrt, another her ewnVrakli t, and a tlll her IniiiiaenlutelT white (aMllctail,, Itcftlrtct this Ihoro wpiv a il'iion other ni tlcles thnt I wonl name, and some that I can't name. When the girls came out, they handed thn things to MaMerwci and he curried them ever to tin. I uatOJy kuiv appreciated Abingdon, Va. bow we did get them on. 1 had a petti coat and an underskirt,1 pinned hack after tho latest fashion, and some rig ging about my ahoulders, (he iiiunu of which I do not know. "Ono of the other fellow s had on a kind of night gown, with tucks and ruffles, and lace and things. It. had plenty of .ace on It, too. We were a hard looking crowd, and a comical crowd, as we got into the wagons and started back for New Castle. It would take n man to gee us to have any Idea i f ho ludleronn we looked In those girls dresses. A big gang was waiting for oa at New Castle, and yon ought lo have heard them cheer when the man with the night gown, short sleeves, low neck arrangement got off. They fairly howled themselves hoarse, Most of us lost our watches ami all our clothes and money. A few saved their shoes and underclothes, and ono or two of their coats." The following are a few of thn young men present, some of whom live in Henry county : Robert Gray. Joseph Trvor, Robot t Samuel. John Oldham. Kenneth Webb, John Chambers, Horace Swain, Linden Ltii'kotl, Charles ninl Thomas Adams, William Clsl, Walter Iliinker nnd W. W. Mnslcison. The voting ladles retit'ed to be Inter viewed, hut say they are ptvnnrcd to divide their garments any time with their escorts under aiuillar circumstan ces. How it was Done. " How do ynu mimnire," Paid a lady Imi hor fili iid, "to niieiir so happy and amid miturod all the llmer "1 ulwiiyn tmvu Parker's (lln- ler 'i'oiilo handy." wns the ri lily 'and thus easily keen myself anil rniniiy In irood health. When I am well 1 always furl good imturud. THE HARVEST MOON. Jl'rnvldenee Journal. The September moon Alls on tho !i7th at l'2:'Ji a. m. It is the beautiful harvest moon, and possesses special claims to distinction. Fur, ow ing to the position of the ecliptic in regard to Hie equator at t ids season, the moon rises tor several consecutive nights with only a compara tively small Intervals between tin suc cessive risings. The short autumnal days seem thus to he inolonged by the tloisla of silvery moonlight that make the night lieautirul ns tiny, ilie phenomenon is as easily explained a the axlnl rotation of the eai lb. Hut In tho olden times, wiieu man was nearer to nature, the harvest moon was considered a direct. Interposi tion of Providence to aaslst the husband man In gathering In tlm harvest. The waning moon la In conjunction Willi Neptune on the 3rd. with Saturn (hi the nn the :)d, with Jupiter on the nth, and wim i mnus on tun uin. ihu new moon of tho 12th la In conjunction wiih Mercery nud Mnra on the Uih, and villi onus on the Hltli, passing a degree aiiu alialf tiDi tli of her. Venus', inlddle-aaad, or old mna. aulferlnv from narvoua ualmlty or kindred atrrntlona. klioolil address, wllh two slotrps, for laraa treatise, woni.n'a nsrassAiiv MaPtcAb Aa- SOOIATION, IUiOuIo, N. V. Whence Unbounded Popularity Allcock's Porous Plasters? llocausa they hav proved tbemselvs lh Heat External Remedy evsr lu vented. Thy wilt euro asthma, colda Couub. theuioatlam. neuralgia, and any local palna, Appllad to tho email of tho back they ar Infallible lu Ilnuk-Ache Ner vous Debility, and all Kidney trou blee ; to the pit of tbe atotpaeb they ate a an re our for 0apepsla and Llv r Complaint. ? ALT.COGKH POllOUH PLASTEUJS re paluUss, fra grant, and quick to cure. Uewartof Imlutlona that blister aud burn. AXjXjCOOICG. t u ouly Oenulna I'oroua l'laater. feb 7, 'fC'eow ly ' Wn. d. JL, 1 1 with . r - Wood, Bacon & Co., Importers and Jobbers lu Dry Goods and Notions, 309 & 311 Itlnrkcl niir-iAnr.i.riiM ESTABLISHED 1840. JANNEY & ANDREWS, Commission Merchants, 121 k 123 Market St., and . '. 12 CHURCH ST . PHILADELPHIA, PA. , Coiisignmenti of Dire.i Fruit, Oenseng, KeAtliers, Kto., solicited. I. E. CHAPMAN, i DEALER IN File Italian anJ American Marft Mo Mmenls, 2omu s cad and Fool Sloties, Vms, Vases, tCc, dc, I giiarnntc entire SATiHKiCTio.N r no pay. All persons wisldng work ii our line will pleaee send orders directed to I. E. CHAPMAN, ! Bristol, Toon. Aug. 22, '76-tf. A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAN. From tli Boston Qlobc Uutn. giUton . ' Ib abore la a (food Itkanma of Mrs. T.ydlfiR. rintc. ham, of Lynn, llaaa.- who aboro all nthor lmnian liclntrti Buy b truthfully oaliMithr "Ir Frkiul of Woman," a loma of bar comnponiionU love tu rnll hor. Who It aoalotuly dcrotod to hrr work, liloli Is lhi onlcoinO of a lifoatuily, and is obllgi'd to koop rli Luly SMliUnts, to bolp her aniwi-r I hr lanrn rorn mli n.' which dsily poun la npon hor, rtti h Iwnrlng It iqwluj burden of .ulTorlnj, or iij at n-lciuwfri'in It. ll r VejeUble Compound la a niriUrln fnr (roo.l and not Ml purpow. I bar personally iimbllfiuti'dliaud am aailaflcd of tlx truth of tlila. On aooooat of it prorcn smi Hh, It h nvommrndf d and praaeribed by the boat pliynlcioiia lu (lie eomnli y. Oa aarat "It works Ilk a I'liaim and larrs much pain. It will cur tatltvly tho worst form of falling of tlx ntrua, Louonrrhma, Irroirutnf and painful Vnatruatloo,all OvaxUn Troubloa, InMaminiillnn and Ploermtton, roodlaf t, all INaplarcinrnta an J the em. aequrat anuwl weaknoia, and la ujatUllyailaiitud to Um ChanK of Ufa." It pernwata errry portion of the ayatcm, and aires nw lift and rigor, It ranum-e falntiiMa, flatulrnry, daatrora all era ring for euw utenta, and nuerca weak Baa of thaatomaoh. It rnrc Bloat urn, Btwhvhra, Rtrrooj ProatntlOB, Ctnrral DsbUlty, fflvopkaeuuM, Deprtealon sad In(lltlon. Tltat fiwllnr of baxriuf down,oaoalatpla,wlTht and Uokaeb. I alway parmaaonUr nnd by Ita na. I wlllalallilmca, and nadar ail otrcumaUnrea, sot la Itarmoiiy with lht Law that forrras the f amale ryatem. ' Itooau only L per botUeoraljf' f-V.nnil leaolcl by drucflata. AayadTloartiiuiredaaloauM'laluuca.and the umH of many who bava botn mtored to pert act baaJtb by th uaaof ta VisUbloCompotuid.ran h obtained by addraaauw Mrs. with afcuop tor reply, at bar bom In Lynn, Haaa. For Kidney Complaint of tllhrrtrr thin com pound I tuatirpaaard aa abundant tcatlmonlaU show, "Mra. Pinkham'aUrerllUa'aayaoiwwrller, "arc (Aa bmI (n Ma world (or the our of ConaUpaUou, Blltouanaas and Torpidity of the llrar. U r Blood Porinarworka wooden la Ita apodal Itiiaand bide fair loaqoal tb Compound In Ita popularity. All aiuat rrapcot br aa an Aucol of taeroy whoae anla aaahlMoa ta to do food lo other, Philadelphia, !. CD Hr. A. H. D, Sept. 13, '81-Iy. H. A. BICKLEY Manufacturer. Of all Kinds oj Furniture AND UNDEinAKKK. I1URIAT. KOIIKH. In aildllloii to my undertaking bul uesa, I will hereafter keep an assort ment of burial robes, for both seXen, youug and old. which i w ill sell on vary reasonable terms, inch 8. m tf ' . McADAMS & BERRY, CO R. 1 01 h und MA IN 8 TIC EE TS, Tin; -LKAI)IN(t CLOTH 1 KKS. rino KciMly-MiuIfl C'li 0 T il I N O .MOMT COM I'LKTK HT(K IC. ricuttnt c'tisioni (jiotiiiiiir, CIliNTS' KtrRNISIIINO OOOD-t. " Men's aoi Boys Hats. Dio) nn a ioBtal nnd wo will send JOII HlkttipluHlltlil I'l ict'K, GoimIm ecnt jmr Kxprma to nil inula of tin) tiniititrj C. 0. D., will) privikro tit tiXiuiiiniifJoti. April 2V4m Win. B. Galo, FlANt TUN Kit, UErAlIlElt Ao ft will e.l yoa!..! a Qfttr rtiij uilal tat lit saiartalti VrlVS, UfcH I wlialber yr.iSVii ly hnln a IM1SO at oaa (rtn tna, I Mlate y..n a.s. I hae no hid MSN r ( per fnr STYLISH WaSS. ttOKM tin IlUVH.lS'i AOkS TS at IIHVf t.xrrann nut sti.Aiir. no 'xrrnsivn APVUaTlalialSSTS, all of lllrs. Colt OUT (iR Volia tot I KT whan u Sf. I 11 ff traa.an'a illtaal frrnn wuflaaen kande, anJ will farnlek st Inwaat tuaalhl taiaa. H""l deetin; snd rail Warrant-ced fiT all lla iritnlaa.n rrery r.le, II will pay r lo and wrH at b.fnra t.a;ln. I SdtS W. U. 11 AM". t'nl. n l)eul, T.iiii, AuH'l- A J. K Keller, l'KACTK Al; , TiE,SleeMronani Copper Worker, 1 intend f o enlarge my businsss, Jiave A LARGE HTOCK.OF. TIN, SHEET-IRON. AND Copper Work OUST 3STOW, , t als6' ' ,. ',; " Hsjtlng ' and . Cooking Stoves, Ait o niihh i mu SELL AT SMALL FIGURES MY TIN-WAKE IS MADE Out or I. Xt Tin and Rivited Tor My Customers, Cal', Examine, and bo convinced. -All out-door work auch as roof ing and spouting wil have my personal attention I am not Agent for Anything Outside of my legitimate busldees. But I Have Tried ELASTIC ROOF PAINT, Ae prepared by Dr. . A. Dickey, arid do not hesitate to Kcommond it. Respectfully, W.N.KELLER, SIGN OF DIG HORN. iiov. an, 'so tf ' 1 V- ' KA8T TKNN;. VJUOrN IA & GKOIKJljAH. It Tit K (iltKAT SOUTIIEIiN TltUNK LINE liimVKKN All riiiu'tpnl Soiitliorn Cilioa. FOR FREIGHTS: rASSENdKUS. ghiTtaat. need Olrecl i"l ''mnfcirlahl Umite InMI vAi.M n unmix inu.s. Out; lilri'ct Kiitila I" Hi Wt rli. I'laroa and Hr-nrla "f - EAST TEN NESS KE AND VIU01NIA. TIIK KM I Gil AN T 1U)U IK TOTHX.?. AND TIIK tlUKAT NOinilUKST. vlu lis MKMI'IIIS ACMAULESTON Division, und to all points. In 8 'Utlicrn and Central TEX AH vtaCAl.PIU orMKltll'MNeml NFW Oltl.KA NN, T1IJU)U(MI HKEl'INO CAWS tlBTWSttN NEW OK LEANS AI.YNCnRURO, M EM HI IS AN D I,V NCHHUlta, rosstrriau with T1IKOUOII BIEEPERH, I.YNCII HIIRO TO NEW OHK, Way Cross I, I ne to Florida, via lla Mnoon and Ilrunvick Division. Cf-iy Illustrated pamphlet free on application. " Pnr pnImm nr liifurnialliin. ad'tnena Ilia K Oti'li'ti, il. f. k I'. A , Kimsrllle, Tenn. ,l. (Inthanl, A. K a r. A., " T. I. Ilaeai l, , Hauipbla " May Kiilslil. Hnlma; Is J, J. Ilrlltln, Maecin, n. II, M. Welrh, W..i,., 't I hilanm.K, Tenn. II. H', I nwry. Tleket " liallon. Oa. W' 1t. Kerr. I,ansr " Knoselll. Tnn. C. C. MeMlllan, Tlrket " Challaiinna, T.nll. Jl Hmillnar. Jr , " " llriatnl. Tann j.uil I l 10. SAMEL BISPHAM & SONS, Wholesale Grocers AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS. 629 Market St. 620 Commerce St. PHILADELPHIA Dried Fruits. Feathers, Olnaeng, JUiswax, and wool. , Hpecial attention given the nale of dried Fruits, Vc. Cotislgnniciila sollcted, Julyin'l If. Prices Reduced E. II. HUN KK Eft liaa redueed the prlcoof all the leading Dry Oootla to make room for the fall trade. V have a large stock of Latllea Dresa Ooodd of the latest atylu we ara selling out. The ladlea are Invited to call early and make selection! while ihry are frenh. f t We Imve a large slock of boot a and shoes which wa are selling out at pri nts below competition. , Our ZK.KHA'.ltHHOI'Hnro still the leader for Lalles ami Mlssea. . W havi a large stock of then, shoes, and are receiving hew good, nearly every week direct from the factory. We fan nell you n woman's good Kip HIiob for f 1. Women'a goat and ralf shoe sewed and peggetl at corre spondlnl firleea, Dadlea' Iltiskln "5r. Men and lloya fur, wool, and elraw bita which wa ara closing out at bot tom prleen. No nna need tro away from nn In want of chaap goods, We Invite all our friends ami the public to rail aud examine our stork. We guarantee aallafnotlon. Thankful for the liberal patronage lirretofora extended us, wa promise our greateet etl'ortto idease you In the fittur. Iteepeclli'lly, Ea H. SENEKER. une?Vlf. t$r r.lntik W hha n ri lor ra'e at lliintillit c, very luw. Town Property for Sale. A Chanco to Make Money. Dwellings and Lots on Easy Terms.' Take Your Choice. GREAT FALL IN PRICES. , The following desoribed property can now be bad at a bargain, or any on of tli lots desoribed. The eost of each plec is merely mentioned to enable oue to judge of the reductions thnt will be made. The owner, Mr. W, ), Jones, is prepared to lose largely on their cost, and any or who wish es either a complet and furnished home, fitted up with every eonvrn.ence, and situa ted in the very centre nf town, or on in tli euburbi of (be town, cr an unimproved lot.oanhe accommodated, ae to price and terms. The various pieces are described as follow : NO a 1 I" about ope acre lot, with a large 2 story frame dwelling, with n ell about 40 feet long, front portico anil side porch, a eood cellar, fine well of water, sta ble, ioe hoiiea aud other out buildings. Origiuni oust about $4,000, and'aitnated on the corner of Shelby and 6th streets, Brie tool, Tenn. IV O 3 I" about half acre lot, lying on the eouth side of the the Vineyard lot, and fronting the E. T. Va. and Oa! ltnilroad on the east aid and near the Tennessco Oeuot and coBt originally $375. 3TO 4: I Slots ootitnioiug 2 acres on abiantiful elevation in Bornngville over looking the towns of Bristol, Tenn., nnd Good -on, Va., and is tne handsomest build ing eit in or near town and cost origin illy 11,800. 5 I hnir aore lot In Bristol Tenn adjoining the Brick Hons lot of J. to.' Harker and Utely occupied by Andrew Ualliher Esq. Original cotst about $200. . These lot are all offered for stale on ac commodating terms nnd for further infor mation apply to W. D. JONES, owner, Philadelphia, Ta., or lo W. W. JAMES and HOiN. I. C. FOWLER, Bristol, Va. & Tenn. Auk-ufct 12, 187!-f , PLANTERS' HOTEL, AT THE DEPOT, ABINGDON, -. - VIRGINIA. Ill I UST rate meals and lodging at . reasotnthlti talcs, und prompt ant1 pojito attention to guests at all noim, HKOYIiEB & JONFP 'I ho NORFOLK A WESTERN, SHENANDOAH VALLEY, ami NK.W ItlVEU RAILROAD COM I'ANIKs, ileulriMf; to promote the entabliehmeiit of mining und maun fact u ring opeintlotis throughout the territory Irllmtary to their ' railway system, and to nttrnct tin nttcntlon tif iinmiifratita to this desirable agricul tural district, ami nt tho same tinio, to provide u safo and reliable means of communication between holders of agricultural nnd mineral lands and parties) seek lug locutions for settle ment and Investment, have sanction ed t Imi establishment bv MR. Jokkph H. Ai'STtN, of a RHREAU OF IM MtflltATION AND &HNINU IN TF.LL1 OUNCE. Mit, Austin lias loeated his offlre for the present nt Wythkviixe, Wytmk Co., X'lKor.MA, to which point all communlcalloiiH to him sliouhl be mldressetl. Upon the nom pletluii if llie Sheiiaudoah Valley Railroad to a ci niiectlon with the Norfolk A Western Railroad, which will be eOeptel nt Roanokk. Roan oke Co , Vkuiinia, In May, IKK-', the principal ntllce of the Jhireau will bo removed to RoaO'iko. A monthly bulletin of "properlla for aale will be Issued fr fireuiatlon among Investors, manufacturers, ami agricultural. The commissions charged will he moderate. Parties hiivlnr lands for ante are In-' V I Ud to record them at this Bureau, ulth plana, ntarN, description of I in provemetiiM, nnd of mineral deposits, analyses of minerals, prloe, AO , AC. It la hoped that by means of nucli an organization, the material develop, innn t of reaourccs of tills rich salubri ous, and fertile Mflloti of Virginia may rect Ive an I'tTecttinl nnd perma nent ImpuNe, and public attention be directly nnd practically assured lo Ita varied and remarkable elements of national wealth and prosperity.. OKO. F. TYLER, Vrrxidrnt Norfolk A WwtVy. AVoV roiul Co., V. J. KIMHAI.L. rrrnidr.nl S'li'iirindiKih Vul'tjl Hall toad Co. IWnidctd Nnii I'icci Il iilmml (to. pJill.AtiKU'iitA, February Jith 1HH12. March, 2H 'ns-ntn. '. R. E. DIXON, Wutflimnlcot' V. Jowclor IlItlSIOL, TENNESSEE. HAVINH pitreliAse.l V. liorhd's aim k of Wntclies, Jewelry , Ullver-W'sre, I'lm lts eli'., I daalrs lo inloriu lb ptihli Unit I will rniitinti I lie btislnes at Hit old stntul. No. S James Ulnck, kerjilnn alarnya nn liaiiil a aire and crtn.lt assortment of gisuls In hiy lln. which will It sold ehape r thnn tvr before. , . Call and eininln, and U nitivlnrf I nf Dili fnot. Ilepalrlng don in tli very best manner, and warranted, It. I'. 1)1 Now i t Ink tdraaur lu reoom niond I ttr Mr I'laon, Ii being In every reaped worthy of tit ennfldetirt of the fiuhlln, I will assist Id in la lb Imsliiesa, ami will b glad to see all mr old friends and t. ill una . liespeelfnlly, V. DORIO T. Fell 11, '82-If Nov Is tie Time ... r i TO BUY, , drionltnral Implements For-, 1081. GUY M. WHITTCN, Mato Street, Bristol, Teoo, Pells Hi best hd lalaat Improved Agrlcul. lural Imiilemenia la the market. II la (ln. Ak'I fur Mnhols, Hhansrtl 4 (-'n.'a Htesm Knelne It Heparator for threahlni nlao Pills' ISMy Knitlnsa nod Itorst Pn era, heavy nr llflil pnrtahl, for tVesm Haw Mlllst Buck; RaprJi Mnwtrs, and a lull line nf Ihiuht Phorel plnws, all j which will be sold on tli nmet arentammUl I nar terms, and sstlsfarilpn gaarsntred, ' March H.lKHl, J O H WOHK ofnll klnda Wat ly executed At th Scw Ollloc . A; RAY,? MtNCratTCaKB OK ArtB PRAlKa IN THE BEST QUALITY Italian & American rilarble ! 'MONUMENTS, HEAPS! ONES, !,.;. f . Tablets, TJrns, , Vases, &c., &c. ALL persons wishing Marble Work of any design will find It greatly to their Interest to call aud examine or send for prices before purchasing else were. 1 frtmrnutoe entire tint lalacf Ion or mo pay, Yar4 on Front Street, Bristol, Tenn. jan 31, '82-ly. " J H; SWAN, ' THE House, Sign and Ornamental 49 t BRISTOL, TENN. Kalsomining, Paper Ilar.Ring and ,V7a1 Tinting. Alodernl Triers 'iiid F rut-clans work is my motto. All 1 ask is a trial, and I guarantee to satisfy Iht most fastidi ous. N. B. All order left at Dickey's City Dr'ie Store will recciv prompt attention. ' Feb. 10, '80-1 f PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM. The Pert. Oeinwl and moxt Economic;, liair DrciMiig. Never rails to Restore die youthful color to grey 'air. scand$itiicat ilruggiit. Floreston Umt. A mrm nnd irwetlingW fr flranl Rinl Ifttlliig wrfuiuv. YtM 81 ftu4 I'. PARKER'S GitlGERIOfJIC A Pure Family Medicine thai Nevir Intoxicates. If you are a mechanic or foimrr, wont out with overwork, or a mntlier run down by fimily or house hold dutm try PtRKSK's GiKGtR TONIC. , ' If you are a lawyer, minuter or hnainnt nun ex h.nisu.l by nieiititl atr.iin ol nniioui cares do not uke iiiinxicntiiig itimtil-iuts, but use i'ASKis'f Cixcaa Tome. . ,. If ynu have Pyiep.h, niicumalMin, Kulury or t'tiiuuy Cnimilaiuta, nrifyon are troubled wUJi.tny iltiorder ol thu niii):..atoniacii. Lowcls. Iiloou or ncttrca you um be cured by I'AKKtK's lltKusa Tunic. Ifvoitara waning aaray from ae, dissipation f .inviliar.-ie or vr;iknm and retftiire a stiuiulant take CilNi.FH '1'omc nt oner ; it will invigorate and build you up frntn the lint done hut s ill never intoxicate. It haa rived hundred, of livel il may aave youri. Hisrnx A CO,,' in mtliani St., N.w Tt. Me, mi en. 4wtl.r M,r, at nil tlval.ri In mcituln.i. . ORttAT SAVINi) ll'TIN DOLLAR Btl. jan L4, 'tiZly. PATC1TS" W continue to net nSilli llori fnrl'ninis.rve.it Trade Murks, Copyrights, etc , for tho llnlted Stwi". Canada, ctilia, Kiii'limd, FrttVi.ts, (Icrmunv, etc. y.o hare hud tlilrlj-llvo j ears' eerlenee, I'atonlsohiiilucil thnui(li us am n"tlr"t In I lie ?( FNTino AMruictx. 'I'lnalaiKO and rplnmlhl illin triiti'dwmklypiipir,$3.ilOayt'nr,!hiiaath! l-risri't nt Si'lenco, U very liiUTestlnir.nnU has an nnnrinisM ilri'Uliitl"ii. Aihfrcaa MImNN A CO., I'u.wt Snllcl tors I'lih'd. of tViKNTO'in AMr.iiii AN, M7 1'utk Kuw, (iew Vnrk. IIiimiI lKikiiUiiil I'nlentsfri'n. HWHOMAS & .,.....' . HOUSE Reopened by Mum Street, Hriutol, Tenn. I HAVE again reopened the Thorn aa House, on Main Street, ami ara prepared to furnish II rut-class accom modation to the public. No tju ;y and no pains will be spared i n. the hottil all It wae in its,palm,i days. . . Hoarders will be received on gr term. , Jlelog provided wllh good stablest am prepared lo furnish stalls, food and attention to hor, " t Rnll road iiaaxengerN will And tb houso located in easy tllstance of the Passenger E tchnnge; the. tables Midi furnished and lodging unsurpassed.' Porter reulurly at the train to re ceive baggage and conduct t assenger Jau6 '74-tf Nlififtll J'nrnn 1'iirgmtr make Nor Klrh Tlhaxl, ninl will nuiniilelidy i lianif" llie 1IihI in , lliiiiiiillrnvli'ltl In lliree ilnmllia. Anrperviu wim a in tusr i pin piicii nisiit rnuti i m nwri'i, iiitivltereatureil ln-niiiiil lies 1 1 h, If sneh a thing lr Mialile. Si'til liv in n 1 1 lnr II let l nr sltiinpa. . .. f. N. .IOHSHOS tO., Jlaituu, Ui., fnrmtrty fltini-, Wo. i . . "nrCUTQ UflUTCn ave.n'w1ira"i4tn am AOLPIIO lYHriir.ll ll,-lr,l l aiullvHult tliitf SfanMn aver lnril".l. will k n pmlr of ' al H fiiita, aim lll .f .l, ami TO I ; roiuiilrte, III Wmiaul-a. II will alao ttriH a n-a ra-l til laiK-r-work fnr whl. h there la alwnva a rcas-lr luarkel. Mi l fnr rlrntlar ami term, tn llie TwomOly Itiitttlim aulalaiai's..uWaliUiai.ium,Uvatuii,Alai . , maylin.ly VI IWIWIIIflUI I 6AYir April 17, lull -ia : .. 1 m And MniihliiM ft ihll fan lm riird In ffrttn 10 In so lura. nn hk till i-n,it riniiiiaiiil HI Iti I. it Im h'llli'iit- In ull liurta W iiMniMiirr) Ur.l', r.. fa.nh,WuliH',Mli-b, April 17, IHH2 .1 'GOODWIN'S-. I.nrrifi , rtrn. . A It f,ot)l TONIC. Strictly a French Preparation, 1 for the cyitK of, ' ' lilssased Liver i KlJoay,' Kilivus Ii ass, l)Seiaia, lntlitioa, Couatlpa lino, Cholra, , Cholera , lrhu, Code, Crampa, Ithctiaialisifi, IlsatJack;' Heart burn, Hour Htoaiaikj Marrhaa, Delr, Chills anil rvi, Urvlor Irreg alarlilt , of lb I'rioary Org,, aad 1 iii'le a. Ullar ta Fsrnalu. Tbimsands f ! aiotiUI lis ha fur-' klalitd for th Citftt IMh a)mf ltiatast,' I. H, C00D WIN, Proprietor;' No. l.JO Frnnirtlii ftrvr ' Teh 2'l 'Cl-ly iraaiittei