The Liberal democrat. [volume], September 17, 1915, Image 3

About The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924

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THE . DEMOCRAT. LIBER AT . KANSAS.
-ENGLISH -WOMEN ..MAKING HAY LIKE THE MEN
TO KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE
Evidently Mr. Jlmso Was to Get a
Plentiful Quantity of Fresh
Air That Night.
Mr. Jimao was in the habit of at
MAKING GERMANS OUT OF THE POLES
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tending meetings which often de
tained him after the usual hour of re
tirement. One night he was exceed
ingly late, and his wife, after fretting
herself Into a temper, went to bed,
determined to give her husband a
lesson. When she had been upstairs
about ten minutes she heard a knock,
so, putting her head out of the win
dow, she inquired:
;'Is that you, Tom?"
"Yes, Kate; come and open the
door," was the answer.
"What has kept you out so late?"
arfked his wife.
"We have been discussing the real
benefits oC fresh air," answered he.
"Well," returned his better half,
"you can lecture tomorrow night from
experience." and down went the win
dow with a bang.
NEGLECT YOUR SCALP
And Lose Your Hair.' Cutlcura Pre
vents It. Trial Free.
Cutlcura Soap shampoos cleanse
and purify the scalp of dandruff while
the Ointment Boothes and heals the
irritated scalp skin. Dandruff and
itching are hair destroyers. Get ac
quainted with these supercreamy emol
lients for thn skin and scalp. '
Sample each free by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Disenchanting.
A party of young men and women,
members of a sketching club, were
motoring along a country road. Jimt
within the fence on the left grew In
numerable graceful stalks, each bear
ing globes of pale green that shaded
into gray and purple.
. "How enchanting!" exclaimed one
young woman.
"Dc tell un," said another young
woman, equally enthusiastic, to a gar
dener standing near, "what those beau-oo-tiful
things are."
"Them? Them's onions gone to
seed." New York Times.
In the wake of the German armies in Poland there are being established German schools for the instruction
, of the conquered peoplt. Evidently the powers that be in Germany believe that by getting the younger generation
at the right time, they will Germanize them thoroughly. A group of Polish children are seen here in one of the
open-air schools receiving instructions from their German schoolmasters. '
BERSAGLIERI WITH BICYCLES
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MASCOT UNDER ARREST
; Despite the mountainous nature of the country in which they are fight
ing, the Italian troops find much use for the bicycle. Two men of the
Bersaglierl are here shown equipped with folding cycles, which are carried
on the back when not in use.
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This photograph shows a Turkish ammunition train halted at an oasis
tor the purpose of watering the camels.
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Michael, the mascot of the Second
and Sixth battalions of the Royal
Fusiliers, put under arrest for' mis
behaving himself. On his forehead Is
the silver shield presented to him by
the marquess of Anglesey.
Tells Fish Story.
Henry Weller tells one on Tobe Bon
ner, popular clerk'at the courthouse,
who Is running for the board of1 rev
enue. "While on a fishing trip on Turkey
creek with Mr. Bonner," said Mr. Wel
ler, "I was not having any luck, so
kept moving up stream in an effort
to land something, when, to my sup
prise, Bonner called out to me to come
and look at the long string of sar
dines he had caught. I immediately
went to see this marvel of marvels
sardines from Turkey creek.
"When I got down to where the
proud Tobe stood holding his string
of fish in one hand and his pole bob
bing up and down In the other, what
should I see but the very selfsame
spot tails that I had been moving up
stream all day to avoid. Still Mr. Bon
ner continues to boast of his string
of sardines." Birmingham Age-Herald.
.
, Accounting for It.
"What a flow of spirits your friend
has!',' ' . '
"No wonder. He's In the liquor
business."
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You Owe the Folks
A Re$b Lamp
Winter evening! are the time to reed and ntudy
and also for the young folk to enjoy themaeivea.
Qive them a good light Xhm cheerful, brilliant, mel
tow glow of a RAYO lamp the kiod of light yoa
yourself need to read by.
It drive away winter gloom, prevent! eye-strain
fceepe all the family happy and contented.
In addition to all this comfort, the RAYO la a posi
tive economy because one lights up the entire room
Atk your dealer he haa the RAYO, aa have leading:
merchants everywhere
Tk Suadard Oil Company (laiUaa), Chicago, U.S. A.
(MB)
Will Clear $1.00 Worth of Land
Get rid of the stumps and grow
big crops on cleared land. Now
la tk tim trt rlnn un vour farm
while products bring high prices. Blasting is
quickest, cheapest and easiest with Low Freez
ing Du Pont Explosives. They work in cold
weather.
Writ for Fret Handbook of Exploihtt No. 6CF,
and noma of n.arcat dmaler.
DU PONT POWDER COMPANY
WILMINGTON DELAWARE
Something Like Foundries.
"What air them kitchenettes I hear
tell of in tho cities?" asked Deacon
Hyperbole Medders, the somewhat
honest agriculturist.
"They're the places, Uncle Hy," ex
plained Upson Downs, his city
nephew, "in which are molded or cast
or Bomehow produced a flat dwellur'8
dally round of mculettes." Judge.
Carrying Them Out.
Youth (with tie of the Stars and
Stripes) I sent you some suggestions
telling you how to make your paper
more interesting. Have you carried
out any of my ideas!
Editor Did you meet theofflce boy
with the wastepupe? basket as you
came upstairs?
Youth Yes, yes, ) did.
Editor Well, he was carrying out
your Ideas.
Worse Yet.
"You're a lucky man," said Jones
to his bachelor friend Sweeney. "You
don't have to boy shoes for a wife
and two kids."
"No," replied Sweeney, "but I havo
to buy shoes for a Fearless Six."
Not Warlike.
"Would you go to war If your coun
try called you, Mr. Jobbles?"
"I might, pd then again I might
not."
"What do you moan by that?"
"If the first call sounded like a
mere invitation, I would wait to ba
sufficiently urged."
Inconsistency.
Mrs. Bacon He's a very Inconsis
tent man.
Mrs. Egbert Indeed?
"Yes; why, he tried to break his
boy of being left-handed and he
could only punlHh the little fellow
with his loft hand."
Appropriately Named.
"Why do you call the baby Hill?"
"He was born on the first of the
month." From the Buffalo Express.
Better a song In the heart than two
In the flat upstairs.
Naturally.
"What day was i -e had that ter
rible rainstorm?"
"I don't remember the date, but it
was the day I first wore my Talm
Beach suit."
A Real Sport.
"Them city fellers Is protty slick,
but thuy can't fool me," said Hiram
Waybackrr.
VThoy couldn't interest you in any
of thoir skin games, ch?"
"I should say not! Two o' them of
fered ter show me th' only German
submarine in captivity. Haw! Haw!"
"And what did you say to that?"
"I told 'era ter git out th' shells
an' tho pea, an' I'd make one guess
Jest ter keep 'cm from belli" lonesome."
Putting His Foot In It.
Niece I do think you are clever,
aunt, to be ablo to argue with the
professor about sociology.
Aunt I've only been concealing my
Ignorance, dear.
Brofi'Ksor Bilks (gallantly) Oh, no.
Miss Knowles. Quite the contrary, I
assure you.
Cold Proposition.
Hubb Moet any Icebergs, coming
over on the steamer?
Gotham Well, yes; I was Intro
duced to a girl from Boston.
Perfectly at Home.
"Are tho summer boarders making
themselves at home?"
"Yep," replied Farmer Corntossel;
"thoy sit down to the table and kick
about the food same as If they was
among thoir own rotations."
Where the Vacuum Was.
Bill He's got a new idea for a vac
uum cleaner.
.1111 Whero'd ho get it?
"Out of his hend."
But If a man is foolish and doesn't
know it, it's a sign that he has no
wife to Instruct him.
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