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'"WHOA" WOULDN'T STOP THE AUTO Be had Just purchased a bran new tr, his first one, Scene, the north macadam road at the railway tracks, Main characters the auto and the driver. Theme of story "Whoa." The driver and the new car .were Sliding: smoothly along. The rail road tracks were struck. The steering wheel slipped unnoticed thecar turned .kk.miv And followed the rail out -Cross oountry. "Whoa, whoa, who-a " The sound aroused another autolst had drawn up by the side of the road to repair a tire. Ho looked in in fni thn nmawav team, and not Until he saw the motor car sailing Calmly up the railroad track did he twnlira that the runaway team was a runaway motor car, that the whoa was having little effect on. About that time the driver got the car stopped, the roaster was backed to the road nd came into town none the worse for the runaway. WONDERFUL SKIN SALVE Rucklen's Arnica Salve is known everywhere as the best remedy made lor all diseases of the skin, and also for i burns, bruises and boils. Re- dueesi nflammatu n ana is suuluiub ;&nd"healing. J. T sossaman, pub lisher of News, of Cornelius, N. C writes that one box he'pe 1 his serious shin bailment after other remedies Jailed. Only 25c. Recommended by jAill'Druggists. f Summer' 1 door I TROUT, NOT COD Ma'am here's a man at the with a parcel for you. "What is it, Bridget"? lIt?s a fish, and it's marked C, Then make the man take It straight back to the dealer. I ordered trout." t'GEt raiEVWEAK AND NERVOUS Tired out, weak, nervous men and women vwould feel ambitious ener getic, 1 ull of iMfe and always have a Ad omwtttR. ir thev would do tiu infhi thin? for health take Electric Bitters. Nothing better for the stomach,' liver or kidneys, inou 6&Ddsy'they owe their lives to this wonderrul ihome remeny. ivirs. v. m.,ifVestal Center N feaysi "loregard Electric Bitters as one of tihegreatest of gifts. I can never forget what it has done for toe" Get a'bottle yourse'fand see what. d. rH-rTflrence t Will mane in Vour hearth. Only 50c and CI. Recommended 'by All Druggists. BETttraa THAN SPANKING . Spanking wUlooteure children of wetttair gerou disease. TWOjH. Howan Drugr Co.. Cnle&so. 111., have Jlscdvcj-ed a striotly harm less remedy lor thifrdlstressinit disease and to make known its merits' ttiey will send a 60 cent Package eeeiireily wrapped andprepaid Ab solutely Freeto anyweaderof The Ghanute Times. This reroecky Uo, cures frequent desire to urinate and maWklty to control urine during the nitrtit or la fnold . oryomis.lho C. H.Rowan Drug .re;an Old Reliable Bouse, write to them iteday for the free nwdlctae. Cure the aflliewd members of your family, then te!Hr swuiniwra and friends about this remedy- RELIABLE JEWEIRY Our superior array of Jewelry and Watches makes selection .easy. Every thlDglsin perfect taste, and every thing may be perfectly reMed upon. We sell nothing we dcn't know all about, and we tell you every thing we know about everything you ask to see C. E. CONKLIN. the Jeweler. rA Ixrmfcf&der, illustrated wUh "hws of the Coh' taBo Rockies. It .tells all about the va cation (delights of that Land ;of. Many Mountains lahoUttraatin the brooks, camps iin 'the pines, snoiv on 'the peaks, turquoise in tie dki). Read.,ctmJ jwu ni7 wish to go lions, taking (.advantage of the low-late Summer Excursions After meing&oloradoTthere's the qaairiLal'dcc'tt)) of Santa Ft, the Grand Cannon of Arizona and the Cdliffnia Sierras or seashore? ihadliitsls about them on request;; .al&qfull informa tion abaiil xauad-lrip fares. You coal jfffotid. to miss these "See America 'outings in the Far West Santa Fe ttfiain service is in a class by itself TFhe Colorado Fl)er and California Limited provide every) itravel comfort. Block-signal safeguards, dou ble tracli and Fred Hone's meals are other (advantages Some of W. A. Laphaiu's itnlends; played a mean J jke on total a few days ago. Mr. Lapbam left bis motor car standing on the south side btitue, street headed ween, all contrary 'to the ordinance in regard to Jay 'drlving, and weal Into his lace of business Pretty soon the phone nrang. A .voice. on the other end of the wire said, "This is Garrett, of the police force." Go out and turn your uotor 'Car around the other direction. You are, violating a city ordinance. Mr. Lapbam protested ttiat beoid not koow this but it such were the case he would be only too dslLwhted to go and face his oaaculoe In the proper direction. He went to the car and as luck would have it, several spins of the crank were needed 'to start his engine. He climbed in the car, dignlfiedly and turned the car around. Peals of laughter souoded from an upstairs window and a dneen of Mr. Lapham's friends Including 'Garrett'' were enjoying themselves a i bis expense. 4..LPFUNDSTEIN 'CM?, ..Kansas. TheCorrectTlme Is sometimes a matter of great importance. A watch that doesn't tell the correct time i Just as bad as no watch at all. If your watch shows an Inclination to be eccectrlcor un steady in its habits, bring itito.us and we will put It in shape at ory rea sonable cost. 0. E. CONKL1N. the Jeweler Agents Wanted In Kansas and Oklahoma. To sell The Perfection Medicated Roosts for Poul try and Poultry Insecticide. Must be live wires and reliable. Big commissions $25 to SuO per week easily made by live agents. Address, ANTHONY MANUFACTURING CO., Anthony, Kaus. BEST MEDICINE EOR COLDS When a druggist recommends a remeriy for Cjlds, throat and lung troubles, you can feel sure that he knows what lie is talking aoout j, Lower, Druggist, of Marian, Ohio, writes of Dr King's New Discovery. "I know Dr. Kintr's New Discovery is the best throat and lung medicine I sell. It cured my wife of a severe bronchial cold after all other rem edies failed." It will do the same for vou if you are suffering with a cold or any bronchial, throat r lung cough. Krep a bottle on band an the time for everyone in the family to use It is a home doctor. Price 50o and SI. Guaranteed by All Drug gists. J. N. Purdy has added a while driving team to his supply of lively horses, The horses were bought last Saturday and are already familiar sights on most of the streets as they are being driven tandem style nearly every day. A child can't get strong and robust while intestinal worms eat away its vitality. To give the chil i a chance to grow these parasites must oe des troyed and expelled. White's Cream Vermifuge is guaranteed to remove the worms: it also puts the vital or gans in healthy, vigorous condition. Price 2oc per Dottle sold Dy u, is liickey Drug btore. . THE ULTRA RICH . Mrs. Blchley bad recently purchased a suburban estate and who ntertaln- tog a poor relation who r. umked: "What splendid fowl! Do they laywellr" "Ob, they can lay beautifully," re marked the hostess, "hui, of course In our position they don't have to.." !If you belch up a bitter tasting liquid it is a 6ign of a ad digestion. A dose or. two of Herbine will cor rect the di order. It simulates di gestion and purines the bowe's. iPriceSOc Sold by D 13. Ilickev Drug Store. Lapham Well No. I Oil well number one wax brought in on the Lapbam leae wo ml lee northeast of town Satuid iv noon. It was shot with eighty q iarts of nltro and the well Is a flfieeu or twenty barrel producer. iFor.elioJera morbus, cholera Infan tum,. diarrhoea from colds and wind colic, McGee-'s Baby Elxirisarenied.y ol extraordinary . nower. it relieves Colic pains instantly checks d ar rhoea .and -settles the disorder d stomach. iPrke.252 and 5uc per bot tie. old ibv U. B. Ilickev Drug & tore Tifoe Carnival is no Mere Nothing (but ft- deserted lot marks TO REDUCE STOCK For the next "thirty days wc will make you prices on tuggics that will inter est you. Now is the time to buy cor related iron to 'build barns and sheds. Harness repair work a specialty at nght prices. We carry a full line of hangers and track for doors. Hay carriers and track, hay rope and all kinds of builders' hardware at dose prices. WALLACE RAN KIM Important Notice to Rural Free Delivery and Star Route Patrons D:i you feel the need of a daily paper in your hoi(-? If , you doubtless want THE BKVT Yim do Not want a so-called "Rural Koine Edition." Vou want a Real newupa per. Ynu can get the full, complete and ui-u dale Dally Globe Democrat "f St Louis evi rv rtav, except Sunday under a Hpecial (.fftr open only to Rnrnl Free Delivery and Cst.ar Route patron. nr Two Dollar And Fifty eni.s ($2 50) Per Year The price to other (.uo.-ci ibers tor the same paper is ti per year and you will therefore appreciate t e big bargain that is within ytiur reach, ir yr.u want the Great Sunday Globe Deuncrat as well a9 the dallv, Hrtd $2 for tne Sun rtn, remltttDg $4 50 for both Daily tid sun-lay one year, tiena in your the spot 'where the carnival reigned I order t.i day and be ure to give y our lull tturai vei uenvery or nmr supreme all. last .week. The trains were loaded -Saturday night after the last fihow and ithe whole company left for Coffeyville. Free tdiee -.una 'Gents Watches. Rugs, urocele! ma.uweiry or Kvery Description. I Lace Curlin, 1Rium House l'-urnihint'H. Rifles iviovins riewne Maomnas. -Skates 1'rintinif Presses. FomitAin Kens, in, (net nearly every- imng you eaa iiumt or you ean nei aosolutely Free forceUimrour Ueautiful Kancy Drawn and Satin SUUied tHundkenrtwfx at 10c each. They (ell rapkUr., 6 can nener.iaiy be sold in every bouse. Don't send us any ,(n"nev, but write us to send you a lot of lUndkerchiefs to sell, that when sold you will send us the money and set the premium selected. Sellinv 21 handkerchiefs entitles you to vour chniee of an Eleifiint Wateh. I GotA Laid KiiliiS. Lace Cur tains. Etc. Write as todav. we ilrust you and tune duck toe goods if you cniinntell them. IMOLA CO.. t HlQAUO, ILL. R ute addres-t If yoti prefer the "Twlce-a-wee k" Globe-Democrat, yu will flud a reniarkahle offer on that losue including the Farm and Heme Magnate Section in color, elBewiiere in this DSDer. Addrens Globe Frlnt- log Co., Publishers St. Louis, wo, Truest, Noblest Development. I've often said that husbands and wives reach their truest and noblest development when they are compli mentary to each other. Mrs. Wood row Wilson. pi HANDED PUT NO COMPLIMENT "Dining In a real home must seem easant after life in these restau rants" remarked the hostess fishing openly for a compliment. "Well, it is a relief not to have to watch your hat and overcoat all the time" responded our friend, the dense bachelor. THE GREAT St. SECTION IN COLORS HAVE YOU SEEN ,-FARM AND HOME MAGAZINE GIVEN EACH FRIDAY WITH , THE WEEKLY Louis Globe -Democrat ISSUED TWICE EVERT WEEK Arc you aware of the Remarkable Special Offer, open for a limited, time, under which you can secure Two Years' subscription to this peer less Combination at the price you would oidinarily have to pay for the paper alone One Year? Send one dollar ana you will receive the paper Including the magazine two years, or send one dollar with another name for two yearly sub' crlptlons. - You will get the best Semiweekly newspaper in the United States, 208 papers of eight or more pages, with full and correct Market Reports and giving All The News Of All The Earth in continuous and connected 'orm. You will also get a Complete Magazine Section every week, 104 Magazines with outside cover pages In Colors something that you can bot get with any other weekly or semiweekly newspaper containing Useful farm information and special articles, hints for the housekeeper, interesting features for the children, helpful reading matter for men and women, beys and girls, young and old. ORDER TOD A Y You will need the Globe-Democrat for Reliable News During the taming year, and you will find the Msgazine Section Invaluable to every member of the family. Sample copies free. THE GLOBE PRINTING CO. St. Louis, Mo. SUff neck is not painful butannoy- Aciut. Jo get rid of it ou ckly rub the a-t acted part witn uaJiard's now JUi&lment. It penetrates the flesh and .relaxes the muscles so that the pain .ceases immediately. Price 25c, 5nc aild ! per bottle, Sold by D, B. mckejr urug bture. Cruel and Inhuman. "How 6(ute you advertise that you 4o palnleM dentistry T" "Did I hurt rou. miasT '"Absolute torture. You talked tor Ar otnutes at a time when I couldn't latemif t." Puck. When your food does not digest well and you feel blue, tired and dis couraged you should use a little Her bine at bedtime. It opens the bowels purines tne system ana restores tine feeling of health and .energy. Price 60c. Sold by D. B. Rickey Drug Store. Wonderful Uses of Com But the most remarkable thlnf about corn is the new products that have been derived from it, the many new uses "which science and American genius have created for It Corn now enters into 160 different products, the most familiar being syrnp, sugar, breakfast foods, shortening, salad oils, dessert materials and candies. Let' lie's. CONSTIPATION CURED Dr. King's New Life Pills will re lieve c nstlpat'on promptly and get your noweis in neaitny condition again. John Supsic of Sanbury, Pa , says: "They are the best pills I ever usea, and 1 advise everyone to use them for constipation, indigestion and liver complaint.' Will hep you Price 25c. Recommended by All Druggist's Child's Constancy. If only we realised It, if only we cultivated it more, we could see with clear-eyed vision that all of a child's original nature breathes constancy. It it an essential strength of the nn- defiled child's nature to be constant Not until our own false examples have attacked the natural purity of the child does It become Incomtant un reliable. Harriet Beecher Etowe, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Bailey who left here a short time ago for Waabingt n are now at Tacoma and ire inclined to think that it lu a & .country and they are much pleated wiui their new home. Miss Hazel wllllaus left -Sunday for Webb City to visit ner .brother Bruce Williams and from Uier.e w.ill go to Eureka Springs, Ark., to Attend the commencement exercises of Crescent College. Miss VYHIUmim wax formerly a student at Credent. His Revenge. "Let me take that wretched thing home," said the patient, as the dentist relieved him of his aching molar. "1 want to take it home and poke sugar In It and see it ache." Success. Servant (to his master, an author) Sir, there are fifteen thousand peo ple In the street who are clamoring to know what is going to happen In your serial tomorrow. Never Touches Him. The average business man will go on laughing at the spelling reformers and depending on his stenographer to help him out as usual when he comes to a hard word. W, D. Armeatrout of fjft Scott spent Sunday here the uuent of friends. Keeping Lemons. To keep lemons, wipe them with a irtean, dry cloth, then wrap well up in tissue paper and place them on a ehelf so that they do not touch each other. John Eldrldge of Oi.uwa was town over Sunday visiting L. Harrison and W. E Lo g. in V. Harley Bakestraw came up from Walnut to spend Sunday with frlend9 here. Kansas will cheerfully t-urrender the title of Cyclone stale to Nebraska without contest. Method of Keeping Cheese. Cheese wrapped in a cloth previous ly steeped In vinegar and water will keep fresh (or a considerably longer time than if kept in the storeroom in the ordinary way. A dry cloth should be kept wrapped round the saturated one, and the latter re-steeped in vin egar and water from time to time. Mr. and Mrs. Chase W Brown and' Cbase W. Jr. are visiting in Parsons for a few days. Not Big Enough to Go 'Round. "One hundred ways to cook an egg," read Mrs. Newlywed from a new cook book. "Oh, dearl I can only cook this egg once!" Judge. P. O. wood of Leesburg, Ind., who has been visiting bis brother N. E. for several days went to Oirard Mon day to visit his sister. After ylsltlng there for a short time he will return bere and go to Denver, Colo., to spend the summer. First Use of Cocoa In England. Until sixty years ago cocoa was tax ed In England as a patent medicine, and could be sold only in packets with a stamped wrapper. Confidences. SheWhy, her and me were the best of friends before him and her met Of course, that is between you and I. Punch. Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Martin left Sunday for Emporia where they will visit Mrs. Martin's parents for a few iys. , F. W. Hanks ol Austin has pur chased a new Ford car and came to Chanute Sunday as his initial trip in his new car. Misses Cora Clark and Edna Davis, H ilber t Doruh and L. L. McColm motored to Dumboldt Sunday after noon, OTSeir Succeed when everything else fa 111. In nervous prostration and female weaknesses tbey are the supreme remedy, as thousands have testified. FOR KIDNEY. LIVER AND STOMACH TROUBLE it is the best medicine ever sold over a druggist's counter. Considerate Wife. "I shall use the money you gave ma to spend on my birthday, John," said the wife, tenderly, "In the purchase of. something that will constantly remind me of your generosity. I shall have the portraits of my first three hus bands beautifully framed and hung In our sitting-room." Doing Thing by Halves. An old woman of enormous slse hailed a tram-ear, and with consid erable difficulty managed to climb up and get a seat Inside. When she was comfortably settled she looked at a nran sitting opposite and said: "If you'd been 'art a man you'd 'a 'elped me In." He gave her a sad smile and replied: "If you'd been only 'art the woman yon are I might 'avt 'ad try." "Cattail" Mads of Us. A big Industry has grown np la some localities In the "cattails" that cover the swamps. These flags are used not only for chair bottoms, but for calking the Joints of barrels and for the manufacture of a strong, flex ible and waterproof paper for lining boxes and barrels. Big paper mills are growing up on the areas which have been waste lands until the last few years. 8tze of Brain and Eye. Among human beings there is prob ably little difference in the sites of the brains of the small-eyed ones than those . with large eyes. Of course not many If any experiments along this line have been made, but it is claimed that men of unusual genius generally have striking eyes of more than aver age size. There are, of course, always exceptions. No Wonderl 6he was a very stout, Jolly-looking woman, and she was standing at th corset counter, holding in her hand an article she was returning. Evidently her attention had been suddenly drawn to the legend printed on the label, for she was - overheard to murmur: '"Made expressly for John Wana maker.' Well, there! No wonder they didn't fit me!" Woman's Impelling Idea. Every woman feels that she ought to Join a society for the suppression, of something or other. Firm Stand. "Have you decided what appoint ment you will ask for?" "No," replied the applicant for appointment, "but I took a firm stand and let the adminis tration know that on its action de pends my decision on the advisability of granting more than a single presi dential term." Washington Star. Altruistic. Mrs. Flltterby "So you are on the visiting committee of your social workers' society. I should think you'd find It dreadfully irksome making all those slum calls. Mrs. HuDter-Fadde "I'm willing to make the sacrifice) for a good cause. Every visiting day I send my maid around with my cards." Judge. Surprise Boxes. A young woman in an eastern city makes her living and a good one at that by the sale of "surprise boxes." These are for children, and are ar ranged to suit Individual tastes, For instance, a little girl fond of dolls might find in her box a whole family of paper dolls and paper furniture enough to furnish a whole house. These boxes afford ideal entertainment for youngsters on long Journeys, birthdays, rainy days or convalescence. Can Be Too Eager. Many a man has burned his fingers in his eagerness to strike while the Iron was hot. Try The Times one year Send it to your neighbor