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Six WMrtxitK gailij Sagle : Sttcsjdaij Scorning, owcmljcr 16, 1886. ft il i: SidHaXe WOMM AND HOME. REPLY TO A JOURNALIST'S CRITI CISM OF THE FAIR SEX. Amusements for Little Convalescents A Creole Brother's Advice "Womr.n's In dividuality Different "Ways of Crowing: Old Titled Englishmen Homo Hints. A man down in Hartford, who probably introduces himself as "a journalist," is terri bly and pitiably ignorant of this fact Ho sprcatcd forth the other day in quite a har angue of which this is a portion: 'This apartment of th9 household will bo found an interesting locality by those young ladies of the present time who are de voting themselves to novelties. Triiilo it is true that the rolling pin, in red plush dis guise, bos ventured into tho parlor, it does not signify that it is all there is of interest in the kitchen from which it came. There are several art iclcs of usefulness Li a well reg ulated kitchen to wliich our 3"oung ladies thould be introduced, before their 'cardb are filled.1 A cotillon with a cooking range for a partner, a pan of biscuit and joint of beef in the sot, would prove most enjoyable; a waltz around tho floor iith a mop handle, mop en train, would bring tho roses to the chec!r; a schottibche a la washboard de soap bubblo party would bo 'awfully good;' whilo a polka mazurka with vegetable dinner ac companiment would place the laurel crown of usefulness firmly upon tho brow of tho wives of tho generation just stepping acioss tho threshold. An exploring expedition to search for the Lite-hen should Ik; formed in each house about 0:30 a. m.' Now this is all very 'well for a man that likes that .sort of thing, but in words like unto his own, '-It won't w ash." It is not gal lant, to say tho least, and worse than that, it is not honest. I would like to ask the man a few questions, first, of course, stipulating that he drop all old habils and tell Iho truth. I'd like to ask him if he ever took a full quar ter's scions in dancing these same schot tisches and walt7cs and cotillons and polkas. If ho had personally enjoyed what he asserts to be so enjoyable; if he had ever in thissamo way bi ought roses to his cheek; if lie had proved for himself thatsuch amusements were awfully good;" if ho had ever, of his own accord, taken similar exploring c.pcdi tions at (5&0 a. in. I would like to ask him if ho would think it truly reasonable of any desirable young wo man to i ef use the offer of hL protection and loj-ally and general allegiance unless he could provelhat it was ltis daily habit, as well as his desire, to always black his own boots, to keep the ashes from accumulating in front of the furnace door, to shave himself, to do up his own laundry bundle, to walk invariably tohLsoIlico and to always be ahead of his mother's request to se about spring doors and awnings. I'd like his bold n&scrtion that nothing pleased him so much as to spend tho hour from (5 to 7 a. in. in bending a back over an empty stomach pulling -needs in tho front walk, rakingJhe rubbish from besido tho car nage licuse, or octtcr yet, currycomumg Uilly tho horse. I'd like to know iflio won equally as read' to obey his father's lightest law and save tho old gentleman as many steps as his sister or tho girl that he has in mind, w hen he so se verely maligns tho sex, is to obey and servo her mother. With ono more question I think I'd bo will ing to let him go, on condition he'd never say ruch a thing again. I'd like to ask him v hat Und of a young v.oman, and above all what kind of an old one, arc his especial admira tion v.heth'T ho likes best of all the gills whoso finger nails aie broken off by contact with that same aforesaid ''mop en train;" w ho has felons from pulling clinkers from out tho grate; who gets all hot and red faced from .scrubbing and doing diskc, and all Smelly'' from cooking; whether ho admires most tho old lady with hand like horn, knotty and twisted wilhj'ears of labor; with tired old feet that can hardly bear her slender weight; deep drawn eyes that look as if they had seen tho sun rie fiom tho woodshed door for the last sity 3'cars, except on the daj-s w hen she was too sick to be able to go out through the wet grass and pickup chips to cook tho 7 o'clock breakfast by. Whether he likes liestsuch pictures to dwell upon, or whether tho-e that please him best are, after all, tho gill wIiomj linger tips are pink and whoso nails are bright, who comes down ro-y and laughing to breakfast at the same lime he does, and v. ho is as f rcsli as a i ose all tho day k.)g, and tho snowy haired old lad', with kind, happy eyes and light hands and softly stepping .old feet, who has seen a few of life's pretty things and enjoyed them right well, andean now give to others tho pleas ures that others have given to her. What do you suppose would be the sub stance of tliis poor, foolish fellow's confession could wo once got him into the proposed jul aco of truth, with every door shut? If he were liko mast men he'd own up like a man that ho was simply tr ing to bo funny at the expense of his mother, his sister, his w ife and women in general. '"P. li. 31."' in Xew York Gnathic. Slmngiiai't Population and Climate. The population of Shanghai is SOO.OOO Chineso and -1,000 of all other nationalities, including about 1,100 British males, 50 each of Germans and Frenchmen, and 125 regis tered American citizens, tho lest lcing w omen, children, Japanese and Bagdad Jews. Thcso figures arc taken from tho census of hist year. Tho climato varies from skating in the months of January and February, with marrow-freezers from the northern platoau. to over 90 degrees day and night for a spoil, pcihap, of a week in July and Au gust, the thermometer standing as high as 1 10 out in the street at midday and going some times a little higher when a sandstorm fiom the far-oil desert of Gobi sweep-, by. Heavy and frequent nuns fall ail the year lound, and the tail end of a t phoon w ill now and then uproot a few trees and blow tho corners off budding Shocks of earthquako aro sometimes a cause of excitement, but these are not nearly as frequent or severe as in Japan. Sliangluu is the home of the musquito, being specially noted for a striped hind called tho "tiger."' of peculiar ferocity and stinging power. Tho centipede of these jvirts is Hk wise unpleasant, not to say dangerous, and not by any means a desirable bedfellow. Sep tember is the mortality month, a hot west erlv wind prevailing, which is laden with the pes tiferous exhalations from over a countrv covered with corpses expo to the summer sun, it, of course, being known that the Chi neso in this district do not bury their dead. Dying goes on at a fair rate idl the time, but iii September and October the undertaker has to close his photographic gallery in order to give undivided attention to the more serious and paying business of arranging and boxing dead bodies. Seven years is considered the maximum term w hich a man of the best con stitution should spend in China without a trip home. Cor. San Fraucisco Chronisle. The institution which has tjeen established at Moscow by Prince Dolsoroukow, governor general of that city, for tho treatment of cases of hydrophobia according to tho system of Pasteur, lias accommodations for thirty patient. The merits of the treatment will bo carefully studied under the most favorablo conditions for determining its value, and tho sum of 100,000 roubles has been appropriated for the purpose. 2ew York Mail and Express. A Green Tea Supper. Tho latest social fashion up in Elaine is to get up n green pea supper. It is voted as su perior to either tho strawberry supper or the ico cream sociable. Exchange. i i EAGLE own-Site -A.T : '' "WICHITA. KAN.,' " Have for sale, on line of WIOE1TA & COLORADO EAILROAL north-west of Wichita, town lota at n6W towns of MAIZE, 9 Miles from WICHITA. COLWICH. 14 " WICHITA ANDALE, 20 MTHOP.E, 26 HAYEK", 33h- ELMZR, 4l Trains are now running regularly on Railroad from Wichita to Hutchinson. These towns are in the best portion of Sedgwick County, Kansas. Maps of Towns and Prices can be had as hereinafter set forth : At Wichita, call on N. ?. Niederlander or 3os Harris; At Maize, call en H. Londenslager; At Oolvrcch, At Andale, Call on Bank of Andale. T. H. Randall and W. S. Mackie, for Mr. Hope lot. At Haven, Call on Ash Sc Cnarles At Elmer, call on J. A. Meyer. P. G. SMYTH & SONS, Wichita. KOS HARRIS, Wichita. N. F. NIEDERLANDER, " P. V. HEALY, . '' ANGLO-AMERICAN Loan Office. O. MARTINSON, Resident on said Addition "Junction Town" Addition to Wichita ! This addition lies west of the city of Wichita, and immediately adjoining the Fifth ward in said city. West Douglas avenue runs through the center of the addition, and in the future growth of Wichita the lots on West Douglas avenue must become BUSINESS LOTS ! This addition was placed on the market in February 1886, and out of 700 lots there are only 125 LOTS SPECIAL ADVANTAGES Of this addition to which the attention of those seeking investments is directed : FIRST. The land is higher than any part of the City on the east side by at least 15 feet, and the entire drainage is to the Big Arkansas River. SECOND. Garfield University, the State Christian College a building which, when completed, will cost over $1003000 lies inmediatelv south of the addit.on. THIRD. The Catholic society are building a college im mediately west of this addition, the cost of which will be $100,000, and this plant is to be added to from year to year. FOURTH. The Missouri Pacific R. R. will in a short time place shops on the addition, and a depot of W. & C. and Ft. Scott R. R. will be placed on this addition inside of 30 days FIFTH. The new Fifth Ward School building is completed, the cost of which is $15,000. SIXTH. The street cars reach this addition, making it only 10 minutes time from west side to corner of Main st. and Douglas ave. SEVENTH. The fair ground lies immediately north of the addition. LASTLY. The addition is booming itself, and the facts prove it. The west side of the river is on top. All other additions are being bolstered up by PURE WIND. "WINDY WIND." The investments on the west side are booming the addition. CA"LL ON" F, G. SMYTH, SR. KOS HARRIS. GARISON & HOBSON. HUSEY&KRCENERT, 9 y Company. ' WICHITA. ' . ' . -: : ' " call on Geo. W. Steenrod; LEFT 125 P. V. HEALY. N. F. NIEDERLANDER. ANGLO AMERICAN CO. E. H. DEVORE&CO. W. L, McBEE, Sedgwick County Abstractor. yjffigfj JsJaBBoSeEHOM ESF OHTH 0USAl dTko) E 1 "jfey"f3 .Hiy PSf c j5jpr"T Or THE WCOaflHTO KASla!feg- - -rTffk MP Jfimmammmmmma in the wooos fcemBnw i inm n i leal !-i Es a. ate AGENT- I am prepared to offer to Investors some Rare Bargains in Wich ita Real Estate. Now is the time to invest; if you hold off i or lower prices you will be woefully disappointed. Prices are still daily advancing and will continue to do so. Below is a Partial List of our Bargains and Sure to make Big Money For the Investor. 75 f et front on the corner of Tenth st. and Wabash Ave. 50 feet front on Main st. in Puirview addition. 1 acre in Perry j addition; good location and a Bargain. 75 feet front on corner of Emporia and Eellogg sts. 100 feet front on the corner of Emporia and Lewis st. 5ofeet front on Fourth ave. 4 blocks south of Douglas ave. 10 acres in Tarleton's 3d add, very cheap; suitable for' sub dividing. 37 feet front on Market St.; new house, 4 rooms. We have some very fine Business Property that we can sell at Great Bargains. 0. BUGBEE-:-LIVERY. I lme opened a first Jlas3 Mvery Stible i South iVatei- itrf I, nU t,i tlu UojLh Aieuuj !I teU where will be found tlrst clasi Turn out3. New Carriages nlccDmlujj Hor&es. Everything new juid Itrst class. Give meacnll. O. BUGBEE. 3- Finest : Restaurant : in : Kansas. F Pl f&MyiS lI'WS fP li VtY- 3IAKE A SPECIALTY OF TKOVICAL FRUITS JSSSfe06faKJlSl AXB K-VUE CONFECTIONS. JISsKSiifellSaSSnS O0R-n anrt 31AIN Street. fiflWlBsS534iE OASIWWO & ROSSI. TV. N. DEAX DEAN 1 MAXWELL, Real Estate Dealers. We have property In every desirable locality In the dtp; our ofllce pou can get our prices and OFFICE.-ROOM 4 EAGLE BLOCK. First stairway east of Wichita National ZIMMERLYS ADDITION. Now is the time to buy lots in this addition while they are cheap. ONE MILE SOUTH ON LAWRENCE AVE. Street cars and large brick School house in connection. For further in formation call at 6n S Market st. J. R. HOLIDAY, WICHITA GROCERY -DBAT.T1R IN- Staple and Fancy Groceries. AT.T. GOODS WABHAiTTKD. MONEY TO LOAN On Chattel Mortgages and City Property, IN SMALL OR LARGE AMOUNTS. SHORT TIME AT THE LOWEST RATES, Wichita Banking Co. ' - 116 WEST DOUGLAS AVENUE. DiW l-annl nqn Luuil G-ANDOLFO CAFE. i'ropr'etors. Bmui.il House, Xev Kiowa. Kan. I7P"X. 1!. Onlfrs ror ICE CItEAM In any flavor pack ed In Mould-, ur Bjlk, promptly filial. A. n. MAXWELL, Xotary Public also a larse list of Farm Property. By callin? seo our property free of charge. Bank. DEAN & MAXWELL Iso. 227 B. Douglas Ave A Regular Avalaneheg Goods Our House is Too Small to Hold Our Immense Stock of DRY GOODS, Ladies' and Children's Cloaks Carpets, Ete. We Will Make Cuts in Every Department Uiitil Stock is Reduced- I NEW TOEK STOKE, w M. KOHN & GO., BUY LOTS IN Bate -:-1 -:- Fishers -:- Second -:- Addition These Lots are close to the City Limits, and are lying between Central Ae. and Second Street, east of town. These lots are for sale on cheap and easy terms. No college, Union depot or machine shops are to be built on them. For terms apply at BUTLER & FISHERS-HARDWARE STC RE 110 DOUGLAS AVE. WE WANT AT ONCE Some Large Mortgages -:- -:- From $5,000 to $20,000 Eaeh ON BUSINESS BLOCKS. MONEY NOW READY. VIELE & SHEPARD, 250 North Main Street, Room 12. - - "Wichita. Kansas (IlJ-Ira WICHITA CRACKER COMPANY. MANUFACTURED OF FINE CRACKERS and PURE CANDIES. 418 and 420 BAST DOUG-LAS AEITUR . Wichita City Roller Mills and Elevator. KS7AELISIIED 1374. -llanufacturo the Following Celebrated Brandts IMPERIAL, Roller Patent; WHITE ROSE, Extra Fancy, X. L C. R., Fancy. Thfo brand hare bfn on thr imrlcpt at. wp5t. north and outh for t-a yrnr. nod th"T hnT? wi a m falile ri-puLttlon fu rever Introduced. To try then Is to tway nltn ttiem. W are always In th niar w heat at hlrfheat cash price. OLIVER. IMBODEN & CO. FRANCIS TIERNAN & CO., CONTRACTORS AND. BUILDERS OF Water and Gas "Works PARTICULAR ATTENTION O rrlCE N-W COH.5TH and MARKET STH, ST. II and MARKET BTS. ST. LOUIS. AIUITA IV AM OFFICE N-W COK KAI.V and DOUOLAB AVE.VUE. I Vn I I M, MR. Correspondence Solicited. (ESTAIILISHKI) IX 3S7D. ) &JlFA.A rrifi YARD7 o ml 13 - "w vwQe, ffl Iw lLTJUiES.BTORSEJSasnD CATTLE Bought and Sold on Commission. Liberal advancoraendfl made on consignments. Everything; guaranteed as represented- Auction sales dally. H L H'LL, Pr -pnetor. 0. B. ST0CKER, uik is- C P B 1 Mantels, 51re Clay, V 3 .- - TO S B Grates, B S FireBricJi; MAJiJiLJ WW-WHITE '- SAXD,- J.ATII lime. Hair, Nov York and iilchigan Planter. Louisville and Portland Cement. AKOsrrforncaK-" - INCOItrOR ITED inu GIVEN TO CITIES IN KANSAS. LOUIS. - - VU"Vr horse&hTJEf MARKET n TXmL'"tir-.l u.. - ' . wicatt Aanwu Pli r Hi ? wI? : bHW m H