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WWWWWsff' 2 lite W&itMtz Dailg gaglc: j&tfuMag HBtoruiug, tttwli 1, 1890. VR5f? THE GAG APPLIED. ME. LABOUCHERE SUSPENDED FEOM THE HOUSE OE C0M3I0XS. lie Uefnses to Retract a Denial of Lord Salisbury's Ve racity. His Motion to Investigate the Administra tion of Justice in the "West End Scandal Lost, Grave Allegations Made by Him Against High Government and Military Offi cialsTwo Insignificant Culprits the Only Ones Held to An swer the Disgust ing Charges, - WEATHER BULLETIN. Sigkal Office, Wichita, Ivan., Feb. 23. The hichest temperature was 25, the lowest 0, and the mean 123,with brisk to fresh northerly winds; high ba. rometer and cold, cloudless weather. Last year on 1'ebruary 2S the highest tem perature was 43. the lowest 3"Jo and the meanSS0, 26 higher than this year. Fred L. Joiixsox, Observer. "War Department. Washington. D. C, Feb. 23. S p. m. Forecast until S p. m. Saturday: For Kansas: Warmer, variablo winds, fair weattier. For Missouri: Fair, slightly warmer variable winds; fair weather. THE SHAME OF ENGLAND- Labouchere's Effort to Investigate the West End Scandal Defeated. London, Feb. 28. Mr. Labouchere spoke to his motion of inquiry into the Cleve land street scandal, which had been made part of the regular order for today iu the house of commons. He alleged that the case presented an official defect to defeat the course of justice, and therefore he had moved the reduction of the credits related to tho administration of justice. He de tailed the facts of the scandal and con tended that tho sentence to one month's imnrisonment for Veck was itself J a scandal, because of the inade quacy of the punishment to the offense committed. The treasury officials, having full knowledge of the whole affair, had refrained from prose cuting Xewlove and Veck until Sir Steven son Blackwood, secretary to the postoflice, had insisted upon taking action against his own subordinates, the postal employes involved. Then finding themselves com pelled to prosecute these two men, the treasury officials tried to prevent the ex posure from going any further and tried to hush it nil up. When Hammond fled the police proposed to secure his extradi tion from jJelciiini, where thej- had him watched. Bota the chief of police and the Fccietnxy to the postoflice urged the gov ernment to obtain his extradition. There was no legal difficulty in the affair. The extradition could have hern rendily obtained, but the Maiquis of Salisbury," through a treasury official, wrote declaring that he could not ask for the exttadition. Tho Marquis of Salis bury certainly knew that the treaty with Belgium covered the offense alleged nirninst Hammond. Why, then, could he I ot ask for his extradition? Hammond discovered he was being watched in Bel li um and, informed of bis (langcr there, jiurried away and went to America, and in nil I this, as to information an 1 otherwise, lie was assisted throuuh Mi. Newton, the boiititor of Loul Arthur Somerset. The object of the government was obviously to hunt Hammond beyond the range of ex tradition, that being regarded as the best plan for preventing the makintr of revela tions affecting ccrtan persons Opposition chcersj. When Monroe, chief of police, reported to the treasury the evidence in the hands of the police involving Lord Arthur Som erset and others, the treasury ordered rhc police to delist from watching the case and Somer.-et obtaiucd at the horse guards lour months' leave of absence to enable him to quit the country. But he did not quit the country. lie appeared at the luneral of his grandmother, the Dowager Duchess of Beaufoite. Lieutenant General Sir Dighton Probin, a prominent member of the household of the Prince of Wale-, informed Lord Salisbury of this. Lord Salisbury stated that n. warrant to tako him into custody would be issued; but lie caused tins discussion to become known to Lord Somerset's com manding officer, through whom this m lorination was conveyed to Somerset. Thereupon Somerset lied. Lord Arthur Somerset was not only allowed to lesigu his commission and leivo the army as an honorable oflicer. but at this moment is still a magistrate for two counties laughter. Moreover he did not hide himself, lie went to Per.i openly and a-ked for an official place at the court of the sultan. Two men aie now in prison for their part In these scandalous occurrence. But they aro poor and obscure men; their highly placed confederate is unmolested. The government took care that the warrant for his apprehension should not be issued till he was out of the country. Cheers and ministerial "Ob's." Mr. Labouchere said his charge was plain enoueh. It was that the Marqui-. of Salisbury and others crim inally colisnimi to defeat the ends of jus tice. Therefore he asked that the commit tee inquire into the allegations. Laughter mid cheers. He trusted that the iovem inetit, whatever their delense, would not put up a lawyer with a brief in his hand to defend them by speci tl pleading and tvasive chicanery. Mr. Labouchere with drew his motion. Sir Richard Webster, the attorney gen tml, said he believed tho house would nuree with him that there was not a shadow of foundation tor these dis graceful charges. It was absurd to Mippose that the Marquis of Salisbury or the treasury officials could have any in terest to retard the prosecution in this cae. Tho procedure, iu fact, took the unal course. When the evidence was all In it was lirst collated with a view to the case against Lord Arthur Somerset. The opinion of the lord chancellor was then taken upon it and this opiniou was that the evidence was insufficient to justify a prosecution. Subsequently adaitional evidence was obtaiued and this rendered the issue of a warrant advisable: but he had authority to stale that S.r Dighton Probin. after his inter view with tbe Marquis of Salisbury, on this subject, neither saw nor comniuni e ited with Lord Arthur Somerset, either directlv or indirectly. The story told by Mr. Labouchere to tbo effect that the Mar quis of Salisbury had informed fc:r Dighton Probin that n, warrant was about to be is sued was mere gossip. Mr. Libouchere, interrupting here, offer ed to write the name of his mtoriuaiit on a lip of paper and put the slin of paper into -the hand of Sir Richard Webster, leaving to Sir Krchard the cnoice of disclosing or not disclosing the name to the house. Sir Richard Webstersaid Mr. Labouchere had direct authority to correct the allega tion that the Marquis of Salisbury had i-pokcn to any one regarding the issue of the warrant. Mr. Labouchere said be could not accept Sir Richard Webster's assurances, nor did he believe the Marquis, of Salisbury, whose dentals were obviously untrue. The chairman here intervened and re quested the gentleman to withdraw the words calling into question the veracity of the premier. MR. LABOUenXRE SUSPENDED. wr. Labouchere declined to withdraw his words and the speaker named him for suspension and called upon the house to adjudge upon the conduct of the member. Upon divisions the suspension was carried by 177 to SG. Air. Labouchere, in leaving the house, said he regretted the fact, but his con science would not allow him to aay that he believed the denial of the Marquis of Salis bury, rcheers from the P.irnellites. Mr. W. H. Smith demanded tUat the house should express an opinion on the motion, notwithstanding the withdrawal, and should say that the motion was im proper and the charge false. The vote against Mr. Labouchere's mo tion was 103 to SO. 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The Business Condition of Trade Generally Discouraging Collections Fair. New York, Feb. 23. R. G. Dun cc Co.'s Weekly Review of Trade says: Unreason able weather and growing doubts about the monetary future do not help business and reports this week are less encouragiug. Yet it must be remembered that the reports of dealers everywhere are liable to be in fluenced by disappointment of past, hopes, so that they consider trade unsatisfactory because it" is not up to their expec tations, because distribution docs not suffice to clear away stocks though the amount of transactions may be largtr than a year ago. To the trader who bought 0 per cent more thau iu any previous season, but has only sold ."5 per cent more, business is unsatisfactory. The prevail ing tone just now is one of discourage ment. Boston notes little improvement. The Philadelphia dry goods market lacks life. At St. Louis the distribution of all seasonable goods is fair in volume and collections satisfactory. The boot and shoe trade is barely active, but there is little trading iu wool. Trade is reported good at Omaha, only fair at Kan sas City, and up to the average at St. Paul and many other points. Collections are generally reported fair. Tho movement of breadstuff's is still heavy, and exports both of wheat and corn greatly exceed' last year. After a drop of about a cent iu each, wheat recovered to yHc above last week's prices, and corn to 5:bc above, with fair transactions in each. The business failures occurring through out the country are 301, as compared with a total of 270 last week. I suffered for two weeks with neuralgia of the facp, and procured immediate relief bv using Salvation Oil. Mrs. War. C. Bald, 433 N. Carey St., Baltimore, Md. A Chicago lover bet his girl that he could tell what she was thinking of. He thought she was thiukiug of him, but she wasn't; it was about Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, which had just cured her of a dreadful cough. KILLED HIS BABY BROTHER. Chicago, 111., Feb. 28. Earl Cumston, 3 years old, living with nis parents at S0o Dexter avenue, was shot and instantly killed, yesterday afternoon by Malcolm Gampston, his 5-year-old brother. The boys were plaj iug in a bed room in which a bui eau was standing. In the top drawer of the bureau was an old fashioned revol ver. Malcolm got the revolver and point ing it at his brother pulled tho trigger. The bullet took effect in the right side and passed through his body. Death was in stantaneous. Tho shot wa heard by the mother, who rushed into the room just in time to see the baby fall and to see the other child, unconscious ot what he had done, running about the room and laugh ing. A COLLISION BETWEEN STEAMSHIPS. London, Feb. 23. The collision between the Britisii steamer Claymore and the British ship Coriolatius. before reported, occurred last Monday, 400 miles west of Fastnet. A heavy sea was running at the time of the collision. The Coriolanus was tackikg at the time and the Claymore at tempted to cross her bows but failed and Coriolanus struck her amidships. The j ship's bows were crushed to the keel and her bowsprit and iorcmast were carried away. The crews of both vessels 'became panic striken aud rushed for .the boats, which weie immediately lowered away. The British steamer Queensmore, which was five miles distant, saw the collision and hastened to the rescue. She stood by i the Claymore for hours, until she sank. xue oonoianus iu not siuk. LUMP JAWED CATTLE. IvANSs City, Mo., Feb. 28. Dr. Below, of the City of Mexico, has been here for the past few days investigating the disease known as "lump jaw." Dr. Below is an eminent Gei man scientists and will repre sent old Mexico at the international con ference to be held in Berlin July next. The doctor iu company with Meat Inspector Cash C. Anderson and Assistant Sanitary Superintendent W. P Cutler has examined thoroughly the cattle in the stock yards here and says the disease is the same as was discoveied in Germany several years since It has not been supposed that the dise.ise neces-irily rendered unfit for food the cattle alllicted with it. Dr. Below states tha- such is not the case and that I eraon- eating such diseased beef would most likely be aillicted the same way as was the cat tie. Tne disease is known as actmomy cosis. For an impoverished condition of the blood and loss of vitality, take Ayer's Sarsaparilla. A BAD ICE GORGE. KANSAS City. Mo., Feb. 2S. It is re ported that one of the worst ice gorges that have formed in the Missouri river lor many years is now located sixteen miles above Kansas City. The water is backed up almost twenty feet behind the gorge and fears are expressed of a flood when the ice goes- out unless the immense volume of contined water can be drawn off gradually. The Van Akeu Iand Retiamatron com pany and tho Winner bridge company, both of which have works uuder wav in the river, stand in the greatest peril. They will attempt to open up a channel through the gorge by Use ot dynamite. THE LABOR CONFERENCE PROGRAM. BERLIN, Feb. 2$. The official program of the subjects to be considered by the in ternational labor conference has been is sued. Tee subjects to be discussed are the regulation of mine work with reference to the prohibition of the labor of women and children under ground: the shertening of shifts in particularly unhealty mines: the insuring of a regular output "of coal by subjecting the working of the mines to in ternational rules; the regulation of Sun day labor and also the regulation of the labor of children and females. MEXICAN MATTERS. CITT OF MEXICO, Feb. 2S. The govern ment has ordered a strict investigation re garding the counterfeiting of American coin iu Gtmmas. Governor Tmconis. of 'i ucatan. is tak ing steps to drive back tho Indians who have been coumiktingdepredationsin that state. PASSENGER RATES CUT. Kansas City, Mo., Feb. 2a The Chi cago, Milwaukee & St. Paul railroad an nounces that commencing March 3 next it will put into effect passenger rate3 between Kansas City and Chicago as follows: First-class, $3; present rate. $12.50; second-class, S5: pres ent rate, ?9.50. It is understood that this cut in rates is made in retaliation upon the Burlington road for the latter's cut into the former's business in the northwest last December by cutting the rates be tween Chicago and St. Paul. WAllTON STILL UNTAKEN. St. John, . B., Feb. 2S. The Walton case took an unexpected turn at the open ing of court this morning, when John Kerr announced that he had decided to acknowledge that the warrant was insuffi cient. The judge then said that that be ing the case, nothing was left for him to do but to discharge the prisoner, which he accordingly did. No further proceedings have been taken. Cancers, and cancerous tumors, are cured by the purifying effects of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. DR. MACKENZIE WINS HIS SUIT. London, Feb. 2S. The trial of the action for libel brought by Sir Morrel MacKenzie, the noted phvsiciau, against the St. James Gazette for publishing disparaging arti cles in connection with his treatment of the late Emperor Frederick of Germany commenced today. Tho tnul was con cluded this afternoon. The jury awarded Dr. MacKenzie 1,500 damages. Dr. Mac Kenzie had a similar suit against the London Times and the jury in that case awarded him 150 damages. EVIDENTLY A BOODLE SCHEME. Annapolis. Md.. Feb. 23. The bill granting a monopoly to the Consolidated Gas company in Baltimore for fifteen years was passed in the house today. The bill grants to the gas company an exclusive right to manufacture gas iu Baltimore for fifteen years, the company to pay the city 10,009 a year. The bill was passed iu de fiance of the protests of the people of Bal timore and against tho wishes of the mayor ana city council. THE TASCOTT-LIKE SILCOTT. Portland, Ore., Fob. 2S. A report reached here this evening that Sheriff Delger, of Winlow, arrested Silcott, the defaulting cashier of the sergeat-at-arms of the house of representatives, this after noon on tho Northern Pacific. The report says Silcott has been palming himself off as an engineer for the Southern Pacific. No f ui ther details yet. Isabella, tho Vagabond Queen. It is difficult to understand w by tho Span iards, proud, sensitive people, should have submitted so long to a ruler whom they could not respect. Her good natured, happy-go-lucky nature seemed to cast a charm over them; they could follow so easily all the workings of her mind, whether, with childish petulaucy, she was reproaching her ministers with betraying her, or confessing with re morse she had w ronged them. If her sins were open, so was her repentance. Year by year, when holy week came round, this wo man who, for the other fifty-one weeks had been outraging every law, human and divine, kneeled iu church for tho hour together, and, with loud sobs and groans, proclaimed her sorrow for the past, her rosolution to make atonement for the future. Her subjects, see ing her sorrow, sorrowed too, and when East er day arrived were as convinced as she was that a new era of her life was at hand. The Maundy Thursday ceremony never failed to win for her hearty adherents. She washed the feet of tho beggars with such manifest zeal; spoke to them such kindly, loving words; served them food as if she thought it a privilege to do so, and, at the cioseof the feast, cleared the table with a dex terity that showed her heart was in her work. Her splendid robes she always wore full court dress upon theso occasions seemed to enhance the touching humility of her atti tude, and, although the free thinking part of the community scoffed at what, they called the popish mummery of tho whole affair, that was not tho feeling with which tho bulk of the population regarded it. One year, while she was serving at the table, a diamond fell from her head dress on to the plate of ouo of the beggars. A dozen hands were stretched out to restoro the jewel, but the queen motioned to tho man to keep it, remarking simply: "It has fallen to him by lot.' Her generosity was unbounded; it is not in her nature to say "no"' to a beggar, while the one point upon which she made a firm stand against her ministers was in in sisting upon her right to exercise mercy, and the hardest struggle she ever had with them was apropos of a pardon granted at tha re quest of Rastori. Gentleman's Journal. Usins: tho Teeth. The law of deterioration from disuse ob tains with the teeth, as well as with other things. The constant and regular use of them in masticating food tends to make them continually grow harder and stronger, and better able to resist the influences that make for decay, while- on tho other hand, living on soft food und neglect of mastication makes them tender, softens the enamel and renders them easily susceptible to corroding effects. This is sometimes especially shown in the case of people after a long illness, who find their teeth tender and soro when they begin to re turn to a diet of solid hard food. A dentist, speaking on this subject, says: "Some men have healthy teeth all their lives because they were given good, hard food dur ing infancy. That is the period to begin tc pave the teeth. Mothers and nurses give children soft food, utterly ignorant in many cases of the result. Crusts and hard stulT: should be given to children as soon as they can eat them. In this w ay the teeth begin to grow healthy, aud gradually harden with time and use. The chewing gum girl gives her molars plenty of wholesome and unwhole some exercise. But chewing gum is not espe cially healthy, because only part of the teeth are us.l. It is jaw exercise more than any thing else. Bus in eating hard, wholesome food all the teeth come in contact with tho substance. Tobacco chewing is not healthy for tho teeth, because the tobacco is generally placed in one location, like chewing gum, and there remains, until thrown out. The south ern negroes have better teeth than most an; race, because they use them from chilhood up in masticating hard food." Good House keeping. The Holy Ghost Plant. There are present in the Horticultural ball in the park several rare and beautiful plant in bloom, notably "tho Holy Ghost plant and somo tropical palms. The Holy Ghost or dove plant blossom rs so called from the flower having the appearance of a dove with expanded wings hovering over the stalk. Tht flowers are white and open from the end of a long green stalk. They are very fragrant and beautiful. The traveler's tree, a native of Madagascar, is a species of palm with long leaves, used by the natives to cover their huts. Tbe peculi arity of this tree is the shape of the leaves, which form a sort of receptacle near th? stalk, where wafr i held in a pare rtate for at least a month. The water settles in tin bast of the tree, and travelers, knowing this. eagerly tap for it when they cannot find any springs. A very rare species of orchid ss aVc ;n bloom, called the prtcher plant. This i s sort cf mottled red. and the cup of tbe blos som willisoid water. Tbe tropical palms ara all in bloom, anc sew specia have fruit on one ?ide and flowers on the other, giving them a very ennous ap pearance. The largesi African palm ha Icxuriamr bunches of fruit, which look Itkt purpfc grape in ba aches tied together Th Australian palm are in ail stages of bios somand fruit. The Mexican xiovs- are a! full of frafc, and the vanegrueri Crocoos from the tropics are very luxuriant. Th India rubber tree are probably ti- larval a tir-j cmtrx.-r-PhiIad'ilBhu Lucrsirtr. THE 0KIGIN OF BOODLE. ITS ANCESTOR CAME OVER WITH THE DUTCH OF NEW YORK. Its Genealogy, Like Its Meaning, Is a Trifle Donbtfol How the "Word Is UscU by Counterfeiters and Other Criminals Ita Present Sense Is of American Origin. Notwithstanding the genealogy of tho word "boodle" cannot at present be definitely traced, its derivation can be pretty clearly fixed. The parent word, or root form, ap pears in old English, Friesic, Dutch and Ger man. The identity of thosa words is apparent from the similarity of spelling, sound and signification. Tho new Century Dictionary contains the word boodle, and refers to a Seventeenth cen turv word, huddle, which it S3ys is the eame as our boodle. It adds that, although tho two words are probably one and the sa.me,"boodle"' may bo corruption of the word caboodle. This, however, is not a tenable In-pothesis, as caboodle is itself a corruption arising from the old Now England slang phrase, "kit and boodle,"' signifying the whole lot. This waa the original form, and the transformatron into "kit and caboodle" naturally grew out of a mad desire for alliteration in sound. how riouiES USED IT. The Seventeenth century use of the word buddlo is illustrated in ilarkhani's "Book of Honour: "uilen curiously and carefully cho sen out from all the 'huddle' and masse of great ones for their approved wisedome." The meaning hero is the whole. Oliver Wen dell Holmes, m the "Autocrat," bus the fol lowing: "He would like to have the wholt, boodle of them (I remonstrated against this word, but the professor said it was a diabol ish good word), with their wives and children, shipwrecked on a remote island." Here again the w ord signifies the whole lot. Al though it is a "vile word," as Polouius would say, it is still a "diabolih good word." It is not a nice word, but whon the "Autocrat" was written, some thirty-five years ago, waa still in good standing. Among criminals the word seems to have been first used by counterfeiters to signify the spurious coin. Tho "Dictionary of Slang, Jargon and Cant," published in Loudon, 18S0, says the word is used in the United States among thieves to denote only counter feit coins or bills. Technically it is never used to denote genuine money used for nefa rious purposes. The "boodler"' is he who carries tho counterfeit or "queer"' money, whilo the "shovor" is ho who passes it off. "At tha first sign of trouble the boodle car rier vanishes, leaving nothing to criminate his companion rogue." Among confidence men of the species called in some places "Mag's men," the word is used to denote a roll of paper skillfully rolled in and covered by a greenback or bank note. The roll is used in their confidence games. Among gamblers "boodle" is sometimes used to describe the pile of coins gathered in by the winner of the game. It seems pretty certain that the word has been and is thus used among criminals with these technical meanings. In its evil sense "boodle" is defined as "money fraudulently obtained in public service, especially money given to or received by officials in bribery or gained by collusive contracts, appointments, etc., by extension, gained from cheating of any land.'' And again: iibooty, profit, per quisite, plunder, commonly used with regard to government contracts, etc., by which the public are cheated." It h also pretty well agreed that the word in this senso is of American origin. The "Dictionary of Slang, Jargon and Cant," be fore referred to, quotes: Twas Yankee Doodle once, I swore, But It is Yankee Boodle now. Which sounds as though written by an American exile in Canada. But though ita American origin may bo allowed it has be come domesticated in other lands. But while tho word as we have it is thns identified with the cant of criminals, it still remains to show how tho criminals got it. THE DUTCH WORD. "Boodle agrees in pronunciation with tha Dutch boedei, signifying estate, possession, inheritance, household goods, stuff, from which, so Tho Century Dictionary says, it may havo been taken in tho Elizabethan period in the general sense of tho "whole lot" or whole property. Tnero is also n German word beutel. signifying a purso, which corre sponds, by the way, with tho word buddle of the same sense sometimes used in England. There is a Friesic word budel, denoting an ' estate, especially a bankrupt estate, and I there is also another Dutch word buidol, i meaning a pocket. Tho old English bottel, signifying a bundle, is probably of tho same ., :i,"- i All these are cognate words aud are either different forms of the samo word or arc vari ations of a, common root. It is not probable that the New York criminals, among whom the word "boodle'' is first found, got it from an English source. The meaning of "huddle," i as rrscd by Markham, or of "boodle," as used j by tho Autocrat, was not sufficiently fruitful . of criminal suggestion to thieves and coun- j terfeiters, although etymologists would find little difficulty in establishing a family rela tionship between the "boodlo" of Holmes and I tho "boodle'' of city tonncilmen and other j gentlemen cf easy virtue. But thieves are not troubled with etymological niceties. They J take what they find, words as well as boodlo, 4 and the New York criminal probably found ' in the Dutch boedei, which came to New Am- i stordam with the Hollanders, a word which survived amid political and linguistic trans formation, preserved its meaning, "stuff," and finally fonud its way into the criminal vocabulary aud took on the technical mean ing we have seen. From this, like a river lost underground, it emerges when it is want ed, considerably soiled, it is true, but still a most useful member of the family philolog icaL An examination of the Dutch influence in New York will probably strengthen this hy pothesis of the origin of "boodle" a3 we am it. The word "stoorr' will be called to mind by many. "Blickey," signifying in Now York and New Jersey a tin pail; "bockey,r denoting a vessel made from a gourd, a Dutch word used only in New York, whde "boss,r another significant word originating in New York city politics, is probably only another form of the Dutch baas, signifying master or overseer. Thero are, howcv er, English words which may be tha parent of tb.s latter. Altogether it scans reasonable to believe that the Dutch ioedle, wandering from its homely uses and put to the evil service of thieves and counterfeiters, has returned like tho prodigal son to the company of its re spectable brothers. The use to which we have put the word is one to waicn it hasbt-en fitt? by its km experience among tha criminal classes. St. Loms Pcst-Dupatch. Couldn't Expect It. "There wdl have to be some new rule; made or something like that, or else I will have to quit,' id the young lady in the tele phone oface to tb chief cler.. '"What's the troubler "Some of the things that are said otct the wire5 are exceedingly disagreeable and not propr for me to iVr." "On, that' all right," was the brutal re ply. You can't expect to work around elec tricity and not get shocked. Merchant Trav eler. Kitted for tbe Choir. Pastor Your daughter is very handiome. Mr. Smith Father .Yes, she fe. Fa thinking of bar ing her jcia vour chorch chesr. P. That's'srocd. Is s&e a fite vocalist Ftt-No; hot th nt dvd a temper- A Ioet Tlsdlcatd. "LonsfelJow was ngist.'' sdd Mrs. Gariira j tc bar hpwi as he came unsteadily ar j ttairs ax i a. m, j "Wfca dV iayP ssked Giiaa, I "life it reL Drake's M.-jrastsc RFWARF OF IMITATIONS. THEY ARE POND'S EXTRACT WILL CATARRH AS ST CURED " I hare been a constant sufferer 1st until the following June) from throat; in fact, the wnole mucous tissue and including the bronchial tubes, was was fast developing into CILHOMC CATARRH. I uaa tneu most known remedies and was finally March to uso POXD'S EXTRACT. I nose and inhaled it; gargled my throat andswallowed It. It relieved me wond;rully and has effected almost a radical cure, I have used it for burns, bruises, and sprains, and believe it invalunblo in such cases. I bchovo also that no family should be with out it in the house, feelin as I do that it comprises a wholo Pharmaco- pceia within it self." FllED- I i:kic E. i'-LM-li.. SEE LANDSCAPE TRADE-MARK ON CHARLES EMORY SMITH. Sketch anI Portrait ol tho American 3Iin idtar to Russia. Charles Emory Smith, editor-in-chief of The Philadelphia Press, who has lately been appointed minister to Russia, is a hard work ing journalist, with a long, varied and suc cessful career. He was born in Mansfield, Conn., Feb. 18, 1542, but at the age of 7 was taken by his parents to Albany, N. Y., where he was reared. Iu 1S01, at the early age ot 19, he was graduated from Union college; but three years before this he had begun his lifework by writing editorials for The Albany Evening Transcript. He was appointed on the staff of &eu. Rathbouo, and for two years labored with him in the work of organizing the New York volunteers, wrrting also for the press. After teach ing awhile in thf Albany academy, he became, in lSGo, editor of The Al bany Express. Thorfl lift Ishnrfvi A V WKllV0 vearsi acting y- (ilOU fU4 V IVL lliU time as private sec retary of Governor Fcnton. In 1S70 ho became aooiatetl w ith Gtorge Daw- CHARLES EJIOItT S3IJTH. son in the editor- ship of The Journal, tho leading Republican paper of Albany. Mr. Dawson retired m iUlU, CIU14 JXi hJLUllll U,iAUJ& SIHV .1 W ML 1GLU1 of The Journal. In 1S74 he was made president of the State Press association, and thereafter took a prom inent part in state Republican conventions, being in 1S7G a delegate to the national con vention at Cincinnati. He was also very act ive in educational matters, being for some years a trustee of Union college aud a regent of tho university of the state. In March, 1S79, he removed to Philadelphia and took charge of Tho Press, which he soon raised to a higti rank. As ''Forney's paper" Tho Press had had very varied fortunes. Under Mr. Smith it has been consistently and vigorously- T?ftn!ihlipflit iitifl hns ninvrr1 nrnsripritv "nVii. trMTSrt fdncmi tlin Rnetlnn tnlcdnT line Tir? I .1. Ml QU1UU ILtodVkl bill 4..U.30.L... .....AJ... L.,7 MIS. been sought for under tliis administration. Iu fact, it was offered to tno prominent men, and declined, tho idea prevailing that it is the most undesirable of first class missions. A Remarkable Tombstone. The tombstone here pictured is totally un ike, it is believed, any other tombstone in the world, aud was placed in position oidy a snort time ago in Woodlawn cemetery, Now York, over the grave of a noted horseman, by his daughter, who was formerly a noted oquestrienne. Bafore her marriage Mrs. John Stetson, tho wife of the famous theatrical manager, was nell known to the world as Miss Kato Stokes, a daring, skillful and beautiful queen of tho ear. dust ring. Her father, S. D. Stokes, w as one of tho most noted horse trainers and riders of all tho American circuses, and when he died, a little timo ago, Mrs. Stetson cast about for a suitable design for tho monument which she desireu. to erect over his grave. She gaid to tome of those whom the consulted that as neither she nor her father was religious bho preferred not to have a religious subject, and after some consideration she decided that as Mr. Stokes had spent his life among horses, and was al ways passionately fond of them, sho would have the statue of a young hore rising at the word of command. She commissioned Mr. E. F. Piatti, a sculptorof New York, toex- j ccute the wor k, and after a consultation among several artists as to the design one was se- A SCULPTURED HORPS. i From a photograph copyrigHted by Loa2 & ' Heppne, Kew Ycrk. lected. The statue was then roughly hewn in j ItalyoutofRavagEbomarble-tDOvervtinest I and hardest of Carrara stone and wax. over I here unfinished, for Mr. Piatti to complete. I How well he has done his work the picture j indicates. The expense of the monument is about 52,000, and Mrs. Stetson, now that it is j finished, savs that if she had realized before- ; hand cow effective and mtsfactory the work would be she wouM have had it made larger, j a ir a .nti-h th stfirne is nearlv life a. i ft h just small enough to look like a poay I ratner tnua a uw c So signal is .Mr. Pattr success in tbfc. work that the New England jlocaiaent conapaoT has engaged ban to make the design for tne comimcct that U to be ertctod ta tbe mem ory of Rysdyk' HanbloSomaa by a nrunher of admirers of tbat famous bcr&e. Tlroe Is Jlonej- la XJombaj. Here is an exsmpk of tbe price asked in Bombav. A f nead of mine ocee tcofc a wath into or of ti shop and akad rat was ' .. . r ' wrong wita it. Oh, nothing mewn," id to asnis&ot it unnti. ts.Wr- r'jaz. 1H Wlt3D7 lO .A rJL.S-i ..mrbk' "-" - -- .j. .-- , r i two or tart c&ys. He was gotsg iojvm H witis.t another word, wfass is wan sssg gteied timl do might aa well k bow cssscb thai fsumker operaUsn wocld cost. He did. aad was told Z. j The next atop cskzd 2 Ws. "Tee T3&t j rememlwr. sir. thai w? do not eeww ot to j Icaia for efeangj of ah-," naaarkrf xket shop- j mem severely. la tae ena be dsecver-d n Fr wboaxi half a sa-rerdgB fee ta rx j aztd did t welL J Tkfc First! are rsenirfcs&y wek, wsmfcr- j in ao on tbaa iJO&S a all Ijsdi-; hni j tby are natrrsuxtttj wcsJtfcy ua fefiassssfcl. aad Boznhsy msw ateb f br prerpeefcy to I tiem. Fi. ai Spa. j y -v " e&s&&. ye dzmrsci yAwi,;24a s4SZs CURE YOUR THIS ftlAM'5. (froni for years (from about November suicide, severe colds in my head and cured, sound from the nose, down to moro or less affected. It Extract Ointment." persuaded last snuSed it up my with it WHY ENDURE PILES WHEN YOU CAN BE POND'S EXTRACT. BOB 0WEFS ADYENTUP.E, DANGEROUS DIFFICULTIES OF WIN TER TRAVEL IN THE SIERRAS. Carryinjr tho Jlall Tliroach Snow and Icr. A Cjiso of Swim or FeriIi A PJncky Dive and a Tonzh Struggle Sred as by a 3Iiracle. The startling adventures of eiprc&s messen gers and mail earners amid the enow capped Sierra would fill volumes. Alany of tbe had fatal terminations, und it is but a short time sinco the papers of this state gave fidl accoantc of the death of ifail Carrier Mal colm F. McLeod, who peri&hcd while in tho performance of his duty between North Bloomfield and "Washington, iu Nevada county. F. B. "Whiting, a prominent attorney of Plumas county, then the proprietor of Wai ting & Co.'s Feather River express, gives us the particulars of tho following, ne was at that time engaged in carrying the express from Orovdle, in Bufcto county, to the vari ous mining towns in Plumas. The tremen dous floods had partially inundated die great valleys of tho Sacramento, Fenther and Yuba, and at tho same time tronsf ormed into lakesthe small valleys of the mountains. This j rendered travel impo&ible, and tbe people of 1 Plumas wero cut off from all news of tho great conuict men raging rxKween tno nortn I and the south. Tho cage ruuss for news and j the high prices paid for papers rnado it a great object with tho express companies to take more than ordinary chances in getting matter over the mountains. During tho month of January Mr. Whiting was confined by the high watr for a wholo week at Buck's ranch, while his faithful mes senger, Bob Owen, was obliged to remain at Buckeye, some fourteen miles over tho moun tains. Owen was a sterling son of tho Pine Tree state, and realizing the great anxiety of the people to hear the latest news of tho civil v.ar, he watched for the first chance to cross tho summits. The storm slightly abated, and Bob strapped his snow shoes upou his feetand his saddlo pockets and mail bags upon hr back and started upon hrs perilous trip. The long continued r.Uns had swollen every little creek, and through thee Owen was obliged to wade, for tht're were no bridges or foot logs across the small creeks. The water was Icy cold, and poor Bob had not gone a mile till ho was drenched to tho skin. Slowly and wearily ho plodded on hour after hour over Walker's plains, past the Old Pnlmetto and up Soaptono lull, each mile increasing his altitude till he was nearly eight thousand feet above the sea level. Tho cold winds upon his wet clothing made him shiver as though with ague. Once passed Frenchmin'shill his trav eling was a little easier, but tho day was fast disappearing and ho was yet somo miles from his (lebtmation. Alone amid tho black forest, almost doubting hrs ability to hold out till he conld reach Buck's, he could but think of tho many who had perished while crowing this high ridgo of mountains, no recalled poor Bom, who had htrugglfd so rnanf felly: he thought of the unfortunate Frenchman whoso tragic doatu had given his name to the mighty peak ho was th-u dfending; he counted up the names of those who lwul died on thi3 road from hunger and exposure, and paid to himself if a croas marked tho grave of each, as is tho custom in some countries, there would bo nt least one for every rafle of distance. The rtorui had now returned ita fury, and Owen had to face thh as hf struggled along under tbe heavy lad of ex press and maiL H at last reached Buck's valley and congratulat-wl himself that a mile or two further wouid end hit bard trip Of this ho was heartily glad, for h" was well nigh worn out from hrs grat exertions and exposure nil day to the storm, berfdra exposure having to wado nurubries streams of ieo cold watr. He cro-xl one raging torrwit upon a bridge, and said to WaHf one mpro creek to cross nnd Iss than a rniio to travel and I will be at Bock's. Riowlr ranking bis way, with visions of a warm upp"r and a bright fire awaiting him ot the iHi of t in journey, be came within ?tgt cf the srvnnd stream. He iuddealy started, Uo rtofp"d. and tbe blood senvd to fre m faw heart. Tbe bridge wo. gone It was already fast growing dark, as be had been all iay in making toe Utirt--n miles " " .-.nv-w . ..-. ... . .- .w - ?nb d l txinpv return in tbo n, jet there was no pexafbihty of crossing thy &ood m froal lMm- Thoroughly drenched and sbiTerLig with cold, he drew torla his precious match box. thisrktog he nught be able to sutrt a. Orm and roenaio by it during tbe eight. With aemband hlf frozen bands he opaotd tins, ooly to fixsd tfaithe bad not a single Arj match. O! WA " opir, for tee altensatiT "" presented to him of freeais upon lbs bank cf that stream o- of piangunj Into it " tace tbe deperst eoeness of drvwtttng. Tbere was bat httl trse Vrft toij for cfed- rr&aoe uarcjawse was rapnar itAUus down over tbe roooatau., aad be Lsow thu.1 if ho attempted to recttun where fa tra ai wua in tbe rooming weofci im !4d t taxi of Bain, the gmlaat Frearhmea and otbrs --h&w hrm had b-s lost. Erer niisdful of tbe ia&k tas.i rmprllM him Jo jvril his hit, be ioaKht ta save tfce exr- aad nmiL Tatiag Iris saddle pokts. be tosrelor mwaatvl a bb rc-k that vrbfjag tb fcMHt tor rent, aad wab a eighty trfficrt br iarw tfsa as far ox powbie, bopicr to land ifeeej on tfee y' rTJf T 7TT, for tOT fell short tad wrP carried away br tbe raining wstr. T3 msl bag Bob wm "" "" ua'KlJdwc to : )& is tie ausiser uid dtenaiiwl to sre tnea. or p- k. ts it- Waft. lie agstensd tne lArp t&at bfaf taAO fist upon bit bnrk wwl pnpttrtd tor what -KonAd is aO prabnixitt? be to btm a fa tal pttaege. It was snswr detpwatfcm tn xtartrA btsx to tntt. fer a Jew? tax a- istjat so9B prwa if be reiaaiad wat he wm. Like a nro & took tfee brr"r eotirs, dr-r s loax breUa aad pfera&i a&d&s into & foamrcz oswreas. la ta twiakSaj: of an efs be was carrwd far dsrwj; ta e?. is nw szapoc&bie to co s&r taza ? uSaa.. ye tbe xaeooid water cncd ssa M So Umr, vrisife, -wwtstsd ttow hy fast baary XfcasT aad to lo-t rpoo let bat, be oosH M&rr- t rs?wbaiSaiorassrfM& matf stvru rs &xo a. fdX pjt. iafn WORTHLESS .XI yx A. M. COIXIS3, Cameron, Mcv: T have lonjt known Its value la bleeding piles. It Is the prince of remedies In all forms of hemorrhoids, cspe- cially thoso attended with bleed ing." Mrs-EajuHrxi-IndMriaDolis. Ind.: "I have suffered so Intenselv piles) that I have wanted to commit but, thanks to your nsMifn T om and well, and only used two BOent bottles of Pond's Extract, and one box of Pontic THE AGONY OF CURED BY BUFF WRAPPER, i side, "and ,"wftli atniwT tta grasp ota crown. ing man, he cacght the wdlows that fringed the bank and drew himself ashore. His guardian angel had not deserted him In his hour of need, and, sending up a short but fer vent prayer cf thanks, Owcu started at oneo for his haven of rost. Tho distance wa leo than a. mile, but in his drenched clothes, exposed to tha hitter blasts of a winter storm, and almost ax hausted by the great exertions of the day, la was along and weary distanco to the ex- Tho lights at last brokr upon him, and not hurrviug forward ho reached his aI, when warmth, food mid kind hearfafd frsend.4 awaited him. ' On tho following day Mr. "Whiting and; Owen reached Qutncy with their prxdoiul load of letters and papers, but It waa not; until tho following summer that the saddlo pockets of express matter were recovered, they having been waithwl some mlkw uown tho stream. Ban Francisr Examiner. Beware ot Imitations, there is Only One LIGHT AND AIRY. Would Yon? He kissed met WaaltrerywnmjfJ Outfit I to rcjoci bis tore? Would jro DM such a right to him belong? I Unovr bis heart id etout and true. Why of d I e'en tlaro to trues TJifit ho the ilnricff derd wnall dot Kor could I nt the tune express An asgry protest. 8ay, could yon J lie kissed me. Heaven hide thharrn Our hearts in Jove's Rldd meshes da. He leaned my head upon hi arm. And I would you lmv UUsed him. toof ChWsto HnraJtL When Baby was sick, we gave her Castor!, When she was a Child, she cried lorCastorla, When she becam Miss, fche clung to Castor!, When sht had Children, she gaTe tLeraCutoria, V lij (.rout ..!intm:- Uvn Uomun J(om. The fcaturei an developed by the mind. A child that is roared amid pk'aut sur roundings and whose mind ht tilled wiui ptawmt thoughts will hvo a pleasing fiuy The fchupe of the none and chin will depmd ntiroJIy upon the btmigth and cLaracter of Ui niontal facilities. At 10 a bor s now? may be umil and turnsxl up at tb end; at 15 it may have grown iarjter nnd be trnightn top. and at ' it may bo a pronomu-ed Ro man. It all depends upou hut mind Tho Romans had big noses with high bridge oo iiium) thoy were u stendy mid deter tuned race of pople. Sturdineas nud uetrrniua tion will give a man a Roman awi, no mat ter liow little or how Kinbby a mnn'ti pro boscis may lurvo been when ho was Ixirn Tbe Greeks bail Htralght, tMiwtte. Ciimv chiJed notes becauvj thrir tasttw were orti tic and rustic. You nover saw a po or an artr, with h. Roman or a snub now, did y tif On tbe other hand, it would be hard t fal a grt general who bad not a Rfjmn m-v. Get pkrtsrres of Alexander the (Jrwtt, Ctrr, Frederick the Grat, Napoleon, WokingUm, Washington, Grant, HherJdan or 1 and f if they httvca't nil not big, strong now of to Romanoqua type. Yet It i quitn safe to m.y that If w i could have portnut of all t.hu pnrionaice, takn la infancy. w would find their olfactory orguna little ptidgv affairs, not unlike thoxnof the common rim of babies. Thoe roon wre not grwt grgvrel brcnt iy had Roman ns, the hvd Roman nose i benroi they were great gencrah-Civvelaud I"rs. Jtnj, Cir-ar Imii-l'd Tahnrrn far C emit. A! j'lr purr o! ff' ?n a a -i, frvtj J-S.o , 0 nT'f.c ra r jipra lti.in!;v. tjfr f-t ecsr. oot a p ctorro w cWcat Ei to e KXtot sum ta th hmifl Stettt. tk-st k : ttu. u. J. T. MD I'M) I I. t .. fr WfebM. Kn. .! 1oi IhcIi fHra4. Therv is a ;gri Jn a -! Htj -who mi rfaad tb booor of a Jem from Qsj ftir raan. rr fataer an otlirr 00 tfce rn Tars scan, aad Xaox ha drfatr with tun to na urtof rasfco a few jmn, ao Mafi was pretty and a -wiefct- aad bttractnd graai lai af ntxatic-a. She hcaza; qniUt a favartte wita i. SShTman, and on & moraiaj: r dsyartrire h tpprodb'd wtt tw r itnrr tbr UBcer to hi.-,, wr farrli "fc4t, fax awr," he Raid. "im nv JTed by, ari tbost mv are Ga. A. ad fo L. tnl 6- fJ. TBg tbar tra. TTa, tnenk 7tsT ffanral " said tbe Ui laoty, towlag bT had ajcfiy. "I do ac JdPSFVtn&f:& That the bI n -jjrong, and tk&t nature it tr.it s'f orin to threw JT the impunlus Niktg is tontfruti in ajsutf? nature as Swift's SPtcijie (S. S A ) Jt is a suple vegetable compound. hcrnUtt 19 Ike mott diiicale ikitd, yet jtifrcei the potion to the iurue and eUrxtn&tet it ffiim the kljod. 4V23 kar ? m tut Jmh?" t- Umt y J butfics ti ? vJsJS S. ?y u .vi Pimples AA'D Blotches J ( 3wseSSWfc. BAj(&fesfiati!BKS.Jii3S. ,j&sffisi3!&a$h-; jr -.j. .jajagih j. J-Mfe3rMSgjjtgM.t.r--..