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SEM-WEEHY WsdidiJ— -Sitirdij E.SBBLISHED! 134*3. General County News LIVINGSTON >. and Mrs. R. S. Jacobs left on Wflnesday for Barneveld and Miesville, to visit their daughter, JS. Wm. Pryor and son George J jobs. ?aul Fisher and Lee Andrew are Emending the Lancaster high school. I*s. Fisher returned from Lancaster ' a Thursday. The Big Badger Fair was the at •action this week and our town was 'ell represented. Orin Laughton and family are □siting in Platteville. Mrs. James Watson is visiting ner sister, Mrs. Grunor, in Mifflin. J. C. Livingston transacted busi ness in Platteville Tuesday. Mrs. John Dale and children of Platteville, are visiting with Mrs. Dale’s mother, Mrs. Bourntt. Miss Della Cocklin left on Friday for Platteville, where she will teach tn the high school. Miss Ollie Eustice has accepted position as teacher of the seventh and eighth grades in the public school at Biair, Wig. She left for that place Monday. Miss Nella Schmitt, cf Milwaukee, and Miss Irma King, of Berlin, are visiting at the Schmitt home. Gay Rawson, formerly assistant cashier of our bank has been visit ing here with friends. Mr. Rawson h.-s just recently recovered from a severe attack of typhoid fever. Mrs. Len Miller and Thilma are visiting relatives in Dubuque this Jack Graham returned from Mil waukee Saturday evening. Mrc. James Alton is entertaining her neice, Miss Grunwood or Web ster City, la. Mr. Finney, a blind gentlemen, gave-a. musical concert in the hall Wednesday evening. Mies Purl Nicholas left on Friday morning for Albany, Wis., where she will attend school the ensuing year. John Aicott and family spent Saturday and-Sunday in Arthur. Mrs. Alxin Stener and Mrs. B. B ird spent Thursday here with friends. Sheriff Bud-worth of Lancaster, w£ie here on Wednesday. Carl Wilkinson spent Fiiday and Saturday in Platteville. Mabie and Marie Livingston will trend Montfort High school, com mencing on Monday Sept 9th, going ip and returning on the train each lay. Capt. Vaughn of Platteville was business caller Monday. Sever Knutson and Miss Edith toughten spent Thursday in Platte ille. Mrs. Joe Livingston and Irene isited with Mattie Watson at Lan aster Tuesday. Quick and Devoe are shingling he ohurch. James Alton is remodling the evidence he purchased from Mrs. iankle; it will soon be ready for jcupancy. Frank Watson, student at the U. 7. Madison is visitirg with his arents. Robt. Watson and wife. The skating rink has been opened p for the season. Jim Dale of Montfort was in our arg Wednesday. Mrs. Ed. Olson and baby have een visiting with her parents at ancaster. Mrs. Jennie M. Alcott is repre 9n ting the Netzon Manufacturing ’•o., of Milwaukee, for piano®,organs nd sewing machines and has now n disposal at her home a high xade Cabinit Grand piano for sale. Is an advertisement the first three )ianos will be sold»at a reduced iriee-. any one thinking of purchas ng will do well to call and see Mrs. Mcott before purchasing elsewhere. Misses Shyrle Nicholson, Verda Prideaux and O'Dowd spent Friday a Platteville. Mrs. Ellen Nicholson is on the sick list. Everything Going Up. Owing to the exhorbitant prices barged for print paper and for very thing going into the makeup : a newspaper, some newspapers re suspending publication, while! rany others are raising the price of ■ heir subscription, simply being! >rced to do so. Grant County Herald POTOSI Mns. F. B. Geisen and daughter Hilda are visiting with relatives in Dubuque, lowa. Mrs. Wasley and daughter Mrs. Geo. Franklin and little son of La- Crosse visited a few days at the home of their mother Mrs. Sarah Greene. Miss Ida Beiterman returned to her home in Bagley, Monday after an extended visit with her friend, Miss Ethel Schumacher. Misses Bertha and Martha Ohde, of Dubuque, lowa, are the guests of their friend Miss Esther Schu macher. Go’deu Bell of California arrived Monday morning for an extended visit with his aunt Mrs. Geo. Lewis. The wedding of Miss Susie Dave of this place and Mr. Sylvester Braudt, of Keiler, will be solemniz ed at St. Andrew’s church, Septem ber 18, 1907; Rev. Father Pape will preform the ceremony. ; Miss Florence began > teaching school at Rigsby Hollow Tuesday morning and Miss Sophia ■ Koeller at Willow Creek. Mr. and Mrs. Alderson returned ■to their home in Dubuque after a ■ few days visit with their sister, Mrs. i Peter Roeser. Mrs. Robert Glennon and little son Joseph returned home Sunday after a week’s visit with relatives ' in Lancaster. James Scjillon, of Lancaster, transacted business here Monday and vi’ited with his sisters, Misses Mary and Jane Scullon. Mr- and Mrs. S. Hoffman and daughter-in-law Mrs. Ed. Hoffman and little son Lewis visited at the ; home of Mrs. Ed.Hoffmans parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Schneider at Cassville last Sunday. Nicholas Schumacher transacted business in .uaCrosse Tuesday. Arch Hurst, one of the rural mail carriers returned to work Monday morning after a two weeks’ vaca tion. Mr. Will Wunderlin acted as substitute. Will Dawson took a trip to Du buque last Sunday and spent Labor day there. Mrs. George Ragatz, Sr., and ' daughter Julia of Dubuque, visited at the home of their son and brother Charles and wife here a few days. Geo. Schumacher of Dubuqde, transacted business here last Tues day and Wednesday. i Mr. Miller, of Bagley, is visiting j with friends here a few days. m/ and Mrs. Haas, cf Dickey ville, visited at the home of their daughter, Mrs. Gus Myers here Wednesday. Mrs. P. Bausch, of Cassville, is visiting a few days at the home of her mother, Mrs. Vondrum. Simon Langstaff of British Hol low is <?n the sick list. Mrs. Davis of British Hollow. : visited with her sister, Mrs. S. . Greene Wednesday who is on the sick list. Use Wide Tires. Farmers and teamsters will find that tne new law passed relative to wide tires ou wagon is largely in their favor. The statute relates to the regula tion of the width of tires on wagons used for hauling loads exceeding 1000 pounds in weight. It states that every person, who, during the year ending June 1, 1908, and each succeeding j ear, shall use on wagons: hauling heavy loads a tire not less than three inches in width, shall receive a rebate of one-half of his assessed town, city or village high way tax for each year, providing the rebate does not exceed <B, in case the tires are more than three inches wide. In order to secure this rebate, the farmer must file an affidavit show* ing that he has complied with the provisions of the act during the year. The superintendent of the highways for the road district in which be is assessed then credits him with the amount. The affidavits can be made before any superin tendent of highways or any town, city or village treasurer. —Mrs. Carrie Hudson and daugh ter Miss Josephine will soon take their departure for Madison, where Miss Josephine will take up music in the Universary. Miss Grace Morse will take charge of her music class during the winter. PUBLISHED AT LANCASTER. WISCONSIN. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1907. v \v!|E I Oh, johnny D., with your hard fate, / , E'en might an angel quarrel. For judges cruel will, epite your plea Of “don’t know." tap your barl. —Thorndike in Baltimore American. MANY LICENSES ISSUED. Hunting Season Began Sunday and Hunters Are Many. The bunting season opened Sun day and County Clerk Tuffley has already issued 108 licenses to those who wished to get in the woods early. Game is said to be abundant in many localities and it is expected that the season will be a good one for squirrels and rabbits and hunters are enthusiastic over the prospects of plenty of game. Many inquiries are reacnitgthe office of the state game warden re garding the open season for the hunting of prairie chickens and other upland birds. The last legisla ture considerably changed this sec tion of the game laws, cutting down the number of counties in which this class of game may be hunted and changing the open season until later in the year. This latter change is not to the convenience of the hunters so much as for the advant rge of the game, for it will allow the young birds time to be reared and will prevent destruction of whole coveys the game. The openjseason for woodcock, partridge, plover add snipe is the months of September, October and November. The killing of any Mongolian, Chinese or English pheasant or quail is prohibited by the law until October Ist, LS&S. The penalty for violation of any feature of this law is a fine of twenty to fifty dollars or jail sentence of twenty to sixty days. State Eair Attractions. A tremendous attendance of Wis consin people is expected at the Wisconsin State Fair, to be held at Milwaukee, opening Monday, Sep tember 3 and closing Sept. 13. The Wisconsin State Board of Agri culture has made unusual plans to provide an allround exhibit for the benefit of the people of the state, and they are looking, for a larger attendance from each county in W isconsin than ever before. There will fee new things to see on every hand and wonderfully at tractive special events, including the famous Strebel airship, which made such a fine record at the state fair a year ago. “The Destruction of Moscow,” in .fireworks, requires 233 people to perfect the scene. Every day will be a banner day, and one highly enjoyed by all who ; attend. Our Household Recipes. t HOW TO MAKE CURRENT TAM —Go out. and catch hold of an electric light wire with currents on it, then jam your head against a brick wall. • EGG MARMALADE—Catch a hen (female gender, of course,) and name it Harma. Then induce it to lay a nice, round egg. EGG, not aig. Hold it up and say: “This is the egg Marma laid.” JAM ROLL —Get a jar of nice? jam, then take it to the top of a hill, i Let go of it and say: “Jam, roll.” W “Life is short And very fleeting— Make the best Of it by eating.” ■ —■ ■ —Mr. and Mrs. H. R. King took . in the fair at Platteville this week. THE COURT GAVEL AS A BUMS STARTER. LICENSED TOWED. Cupid’s Prauks as Recorded by’ County ' Clerk Tuffley. Fredie Liscomb and Christena i Weist, both of Cassville. J. L. Gillespie and Emetine; Kreul, both of Woodman. A Symphony on “Empties” The humble beer keg has at last, been vindicated. For years the' popular opinion regarding a beer! keg, when it is empty, is that it is only fit to be launched on the river and sent sailing toward Lake Michigan and the Gulf of St. Lawrence. Another view of the use of an empty beer keg was that it was only fit for use as a chair. For years the brewers have been trying to create a different impres sion regarding these empty kegs. While it was not argued that an empty beer keg is as valuable as a keg filled with beer, still the brewers have sought to impress on the public that even an etnpty keg costs money. But the public refused to listen. Probably one reason was that bv the time the keg was emptied the persons who bought it were not m condition to listen to arguments. * Yesterday, however, the brewers "landed.” A Sheboygan man was caught sawing a beer keg up into a pail, and he was arrested and fined. This ought to convince the 1 public that an empty beer keg is an empty keg—not a pail or a boat, or a stool. — The Big Badger Fair. The Big Eadger Fair held at Platteville this week was a roanrg success. Perfect weather was en joyed by the fair association and on Wednesday 200 more people attend ed then ever before. On Thursday a slight accident occurred when one of the trotting horses tipped his bike and himself over backwards, and then got up and ran around the track three times. Neither horse, driver, or bike were hurt. Foreign Postage Lowered. Beginning October 1, the new foreign postal rate adopted at the meeting of the last universal postal convention in Rome m April, will become effective. The new rate makes the charge for foreign post age 5 cents for the first half ounce and 3 cents for each additional half ounce instead of 10 cents for each ounce, as the present rate pre scribes. This applies to all mail sent to foreign countries, except Canada, Mexico, and Cuba. To these countries the domestic rate of 2 cents for each half ounce still holds. —Because of a new rule which prohibits the placing of advertise ments upon cars in which their goods are shipped merchants and manufacturers throughout the northwest are raising a protest. According to the advance notices which have been sent out the new rule will go into effect on Septem ber first. However some of the roads—notably the Northwestern are already enforcing it. The en forcing of the new provision will hit the smaller concerns much hard- : er than the big corporations which , either own their own cars or have | them on long leases. When Seasons Change The old school bell is sure to ring, the poets all arise and sing, the frost will soon displace the dew, and the wind jamb through the peek-a boo, Untortured youth with tears of brine, returneth sadly to the mine, and the new schoolma’am prepares to whack the bad boys where their pants are slack. The football player lets his hair Fall into autumn unrepair. And the more athletic college cops Tx.e students with the largest mops. The moon will be full on the 21st, and the password for the month will be “Soak Standard Oil. Every body will run a little harder for president. Mr. Bryan’s smoke will continue an interesting spectacle. Mr. Roosevelt will drop a wasp into the hip pocket of Mr. Taft, and the laggard will move up a couple of places in the race. Mr. Fair banns will continue to pass the grand stand every seven seconds sucking buttermilk with a nipple, out of his pneumatic shirt front. The war with Japan will sleep fretfully, and Uncle Sam will set by the crade crooning soft lullabyes and giving paregoric with a funnel. The coming countoy fair is billed. The big prize hog is corned and swilled The pumpkin that will, lift the prize Is watched with proud and hope ful eyes, , | And the family mare to win the pot Is training for the county trot. The autumnal equinox will come in on time on the 24th, and Mr. Harriman will absorb all water that falls, to use in floating stocks for development of our great natural resources. The Standard Oil com pany will place a twenty-year 4 per eent mortgage upon the earth and will pay the $29,400,000 fine im posed by Judge Landis. Senator Beveride will send his honey abroad and return to the affairs of the Republic, which will restore that feeling of security. The Summer girl—romantic thing! —will homeward come upon the wing, and show her neighbors for a week, where some man bit her on the cheek. The freckles on her ■ arms (and legs?) resemble those Qij I turkey eggs, and the neighborhood i will bet ten per the men were only joshing her. The lucky wives of millionaires Will put up jam and pickle pears, But the most of us denied these 1 boons, ■ Will pass thewinter full of prunes, i Some red-hot seeling wax, alack, ! will fly down Nancy’s tender back, ■ exploring where the flesh is bare, : and three sshill screams will pierce . the air. The men, a-washing at the pump, will hasten thither on the jilmp, but Nancy, mid the fruit DYNAMITE BLAST AND FIRE Practically Wipes Out the Business Section of an Indiana Town, with Heavy Boss. Fort Wayne, Ind., Sept. 6. Fire caused by an explosion of dynamite broke out at 11 p. m. in the W. O. Sessline hardware store at Topeka, LaGrange county, and practically the entire business section o_ the town was wiped out. Among the buildings destroyed were the Sessline hardware store, the A. Gerby drug store, the Goering bakery and the Miller drug store. The loss is heavy. Topeka is located twenty miles north of Fort Wayne. At 1 a. m. the fire was under control. On account of the excitement prevailing in the town no statement of the probable loss could be obtained. Illness of Charles H. Deere. Chicago, Sept. 6.—Charles H. Deere, wealthy plow manufacturer of Moline, 111., is seriously ill with a case of per nicious anaemia at. the John W. Street er hospital. While it is said there is no immediate danger, Deere’s age, 70 years,is said to make intimate recovery questionable. It was said at thp hos pital that the patient was showing some improvement. The members of his immediate family are within call. Judge Was Some Fastidious.. Evansville, Ind., Sept. 6. Mrs. I Anna Brush appeared in the police j court as a witness. When she took ; the stand she was chewing gum. ‘’Take j that gum out of your mouth or go to i jail,” commanded the police judge, I. : G. Winfrey. The woman obeyed. —Miss Josephine Winters arrived ■ here Thursday evening to take her ; old place at Miss Roseleip’s mil- i linery department as manager. VOL. 64, NO. 71 o’turned, will not divulge where sh e is burned. President Roosevelt, fresh from Oyster Bay will issue on the 20th a oyster season. Turnips and foot ball players will run to tops. White duck trousers will begin to migrate. A comet will make one night stands in the northeast sky. The weather and politicians will become very agreeable. Nature, which has been in the nude for the outdoor summer plant ing season, will put on a thin gossamer, the Corn Huskers union will promulgate a new wage scale by which they will get the corn and the farmer the husks. The boys on Saturday are loose To stain their hands with walnut juice, The cider swollen apples drip, The pig squeals for a morning nip, And the Billy goat by Autumn cheered Lets cool winds frolic with his beard. Summer excursion tourists will come home in a chair car with their skull grass full of carbon mites, the aisle full ot braided legs, and the saw-tooth chair back embossing the. name of the railroad on their spines. The Big Dipper will appear iu the j heavens upside down, which will i encourage Prohibition to resume = his war paint and extend the booze * drough John Barleycorn will return | to his guns with a Booker Washing ton tint under both eyes and his . pants torn, and the Kentucky ! Colonel will toss .in his mint bed I while Carrie Nation rides a night ■ mare through the windows of his boudoir. The cotton fields with boll and stem Are beckoning to the dusky men, And soon from cotton seed we’ll boil The pure imported olive oil. The Greeks began their year in September. Our Labor Day was their New Year’s Day. They did this because their families spent the summer at the seashore at cod able expense, while the mc 4 poker at home at e Inore ex panse. This left (he Greeks badly' in the the only way they coul.Gr gut was to have the new year begin September Ist and swear' off drinking and smoking at that time. This enabled them to save in September what we save in Janu ary, and was a much better plan than ours. Cheer up, cheer up, the summer’s o’er the piping quail is up at 4, Sep tember sweet is on the job, and the green corn ripens on the cob. October will soon be here With softly-falling leaf and sere, With frosty morn and hunter,s moon And pumpkin pie. not y.et, but soon. Tickets For Bloomington Fair. At the Blakes Prairie Fair to be ' held at Bloomington next week, the Herald will have a representative, who will give a ticket of admission free to any and all who pay either , two years back subscription, or new , subscribers who pay for two years in advance. The regular price for • the Herald for two years is $3.00, less the price of admission which is 35 cents which leaves the price for two years but $2.65 Do not turn down this offer. Our representative C. F. Dickenson, will be located at ;J. B. Ludden’s store from 9to 11 , o’clock on Thursday and Friday. _ • Clock Fund. The Ladies of the St. Clement’s congregation haye taken charge of the dining hall at the fair grounds, and have voted the proceeds for the benefit of the clock fund. Every assistance offered, and patronage extended to them from the generous public will be highly appreciated. All parries intending to have their names on the donation list of the clock fund are respectfully invited to do so soon. We are in fond hopes to hear the clock announce tne hours before we write 1908. —The McKinley monument at Canton, Ohio, will be dedicated Sept. 30th, President Roosevelt as the orator. Canton people are rais ing a fund of SIIO,OOO to entertain visitors to the event. Several Lan caster people contributed to the monriment fund. FIGHT PASES ncal Society Tie Saturday Edition