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THURSDAY. MARCH Kt, 1902. EIGHT PAGES. Eslabtishd 1858. ISSUED EVERY THURSDAY. SYDNEY T. PRATT, Editor. FORMER EDITORS. Jere Crowley, Ten Evck G. Olmsted, JOHN NACILE. Tlie Pilot i- published at 819 York Str Terms <>f subscription $1.50 a year, payments strictly in advance. Ad vertising rates ran be procured by application at the < ffice.\3All job work done promptly and rare taken that work will be artistically turned out. Sul s-critters and advertisers are reonest ed to remit all checks, postoflice or express money order or leistered letter and to address THE PILOT CO.. MANITOWOC. WIS MINICIPAI TIKHON. The election for aldermen ami snjier visors which takes place on April 1. will not stir up anv political feeling, there lieing no local issue to divide the parties. It is the earnest hope of Democrats that good men will he chosen for the offices, men who will have at heart a purpose to give the city and county good and tg'Ml'Uuical government. In the city aldermen should be chosen because of their business capacity and not liecause they are Democrats or Republicans. Every citizen is interested in economy of city and county expenditures liecause all pay taxes and if extravagance is in inlged in th< y must pay the piper. There is an essential difference be tween wasteful extravagance and natur al development. To give the inhabit ants municipal improvements costs inoir ey, and if thousands of dollars are ex pended in grading and paving streets, in sewerage or harbor improvements, snch outlays are not necessarily extrav agant or wasteful. The better appear i ig a city is the more readily will it at tract capital if it has natural advan tages like Manitowoc Jso nrin who is earnest in his wish* a for the rapid growth of the city along industrial lines can enter complaint up on money sunk in making the channel freer from mud A deep channel with abundance of dock room means much for the future of shipping from this point. Manufacturers from the outside will soon l>e apprised of the advantages which necessarily accrue from a fine river. Shipping facilities means much to them liecause in cheap and *|uick freight transportation thev make mon ey. We cite the above to warn voters against being attracted to any parsi inonlo is jsilicy, the p dicy of eingapen ay wise and a |s>und foolish bet votes go to the candidates who stand upon the platform of civic development which shall entail only a profitable out lay of money and let them cut out the candidates who would squander munici pal finutic* sin a useless manner. There is ample time to take the measure of every man who seeks an office and there Is-ing no politics in the present campaign only those men should be elected who stand for a business administration of municipal affairs count\ om:is. rai lclutes are beginning to make their apis-arance fur the county offices, though the ( lection will not take place until next fall Several men arc pro posed for the office of sheriff, an office now held by Mr. Hurt, a Republican. Tiie Democrats believe that the next sheriff should lw Democratic and this is p-rfect’.v proper The office of Circuit court clerk will -s- contested for by sev eral candidates liefore the nominating convention This j quite a lucrative position and a worthy one necessarily quite a few candidate- are -profiting up •lust what will Is- done with the other offices i- a question The county clerk's office will attract several candidates but there has ls-en little or notalkabout tie- office of register of deeds, and it would seem that the convention may •es- tit : - extend i" it i an the present in cumlient -erm it will not Is* so very long before jelli fies in th- county will o-cupy the at Wntion of the electorate uud this will equally lie the case with the Hejitiblic ans and the Itemocrats. If one can gauge the future by present indications this should Is- a goisl year for Demo era is MK. HkVAN AM) MU HILL William .1 Biyan editor of The Com *n mwealth devotes a lengthy article in kec Week - issue to a co sideralion of the jioosibility of David B. IMI Is-ing a candidate Is-fure the next National Dr mo rate convention fi r the office of president Mr Bryan thinks Mr. Hill s purpose is that of an avowed . mididate, and he draws his deductions from Mr Hill s recent speech liefore represents live Democrats in New York. It is needless to aver tba’ Mr Bryan 4(m not take kindly to Mr Hill s stub 1 tions becaute he reasons that the distin guished New Yorker by his alleged in- I difference in 18!)fi and 1900 contributed i largely to the defeat of the Democratic Iti ket. The Nebraska politician will do his best to defeat Mr. Hill's plans this is very plain on the surface, yet the fact is that Mr. Hill is very much of a favor ite with the Democratic voters of the country and he stands a very fair chance of being seriously considered for the nomination. Of conrse. at this distance from a national campaign, a thousand events might arise to change the whole situation, and it is purely speculation now in talking of candidates or issues. THIS IS TRIE- As the Madison Democrat says;-- Whoever he may be that votes in favor of robbing the American people of mil lions annually that rich ship owners may 1m- made richer should Is- marked. He is a pirate -no other term describes him. At a time when the infamies of a tariff are being disclosed in the form of rubber trusts it is not apropos to go into the bad business deeper, and facilitate the shipping combine which is already organizing in anticipation of the vast bonus which is expected from congress. A few seaboard senators will of course favor the grab, just as Pensylvania statesmen' have ever favored protection for the infant' iron industries, but no western senator should Is- caught with the greedy crew. STIII OPPOSING IMPERIALISM- In discussing Democratic policy the Springfield (Mass. i Republican says If is of encouraging significance that every Democratic senator present and not paired, with two exceptions, voted for i the substitute policy in respect to the is lands reported from the minority of the senate committee oti the Philippines. Those two exceptions were Morgan of Alabama and McKnery of Louisiana, who did not vote at all All the other Democrats lined up solidly for the plan ; of independence and American assist- j a ice in establishing an independent j native government. "Thus the opposition Itecomes more and more strongly identified with a de finite practicable constructive plan of b-aling with this problem; and as so much is said on the imperialist side about the lack of such a policy as an al ternative to the imperialist policy of drift and shoot, it may be well to give in nil the plan which received the solid Democratic vote in tin- senate with the i two exceptions noted That subject to the provisions herein ' ifterset forth, the ITiited States of Am ■riea hereby relinquish ail claim of sov ereignity over and title to the archipe ago known as the Philippine islands. That from and after tie- passage of bis art said archipelago shall be foreign erritory and all goods entering the 'cited States therefrom hall be subject to the sane- duties customs and imposts as are now, or nitty hereafter 1m , pre crilied by law for goods entered from •tiler foreign countries Provided. That luring the temporary occupation of said islands as hereinafter provided, all trade M-tween the same and the Tinted States hall be free That the Tinted Stales shall continue o occupy and govern said archipelago mtil tln- people thereof shall form a (able government, and until sufficient (imrantees have been obtained for the performance of our treaty obligations' vitli Spain for the safety of those in militants who have adhered to the uited States and for the maintenance ind protection of all rights which have iccnred under their authority. That as soon as these results have been K'coiuplished it is declared to be the •urpose of the Tuited States, which the president is directed to carry into effect, tu withdraw from said islands and leave the government, control and sovereign t v thereof to the inhabitants of the same retaining only such military, naval and ailing stations as mav be designated bv ■ be government of tie- I uited Stales. The cry of the imperialists has all dung been that the epjMtsition offers no substitute constructive programme untiling but 'scuttle'. Asa matter of fact, the opposition to ibis criminal ng gression, at no stage of its progress, lias ■ is-eii without a clear, honorable and practicable plan of national action with out any scutth about it except a scut tie from the bloody and fruitless policy o' unciiiiditioiml subjugation hack to American principles and ideals And n iw we have the opposition in congress uniting on tin- above statement of policy, which, as leading tn some definite cud consistent with the Declaration of hide [leiiib-iici- is a work of constructive tatcsmaiisliip contrasting sharply with the blind alley cmirae of the imperialist party. •>u such a platform the minority party cannot fail to grow in strength Oeforc the js-ople The two parties as they now stand have as Lincoln would have expressed it. succeeded ill tight!.ig themselves each into the old coat of the other The Republican party is back Ic’ose upon ante-bellum Democratic ground of class privilege and the suh jectioii of a race The Ileniociatic party is coming up to old Republican doctrine that might does not have right, and that governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed The ! contest on such issues may 1h- long hut : its outcome can never Im- uncertain. Tiik Haitv Man. | The happy man is he who knows what i lit ought to know and who knowing < touch's <Vuick Relief cures internal ache and external pain insists on his drug gist keeping it for sale Trice 2ftcents-a Ia buttle For sab- by F. C. Huerstatte UNDER THF. LIBRARY LAMP. The March number of the Forum opens with a statement, by Walker D. Hines, of the objections brought by the railroad companies against "The Pro posals of the Interstate Commerce Com mission.” On another subject of im mediate political interest the case of either side is simultaneously presented. Hon. Truxton Beale urging in favor of Chinese Exclusion and Hon. Robert Hutcheson against it From the conclu sion of an article by Hon. Charles Den by on The Duties of a Minister to China it apjiears that this former repre sentative of the United States to Peking is to he numbered with the exclusionists. The account given by R E C. Long of "Home Remarkable Russian Engineer ing Projects shows that the epithet he has chosen for use in his title is far from being an exaggeration. Considerable criticism will probably be excited in ed ucational circles by Prof. G. T. Ladd's otitsjioken exposition of "The True Functions of a Great University” and his discussion of the extent to which these functions are at present being ful filled in America. The most incisive and most keenly analytical sketches of public men which have been prepared during tlie past two years have been those of William Allen White The humorous little episode between Air. White and Mr. Thomas C. | Platt is still fresh in the public memory. Mr. White’s sketch for March appears in the Cosmopolitian and is on the late President Harrison. it will he read with wide interest by both the opponents and frienls of that statesman. * * The character sketch in the March Re vie v of Reviews is devoted to tin- in teresting personality of the president of Harvard University. Mr. George P. Morris the author of the sketch, tells hownairowly President Eliot escaped a career in c mnnrcn and finance by ac cepting an academic position at a time when a treasnrership of a cotton mill .vas open to him! The article develops into a keen analysis of the remarkable administrative abilities displayed by the dean of our university presidents, and there is also a disriinitiating criticism of Dr Eliot's literary qnnlitiss. * # "Wild Oats.'' the March novel in Lip pincott's Magazine, is written by Francis Willing Wharton, whose stories of ad venture and sentiment have made her welcome to magazine readers. This is In r first sustained novel, and it adds 'iiuch to her reputation for Hashes of ight upon social frivolities. The crop if wild oats has been plentifully sown by a gay college student, and after a irief inglorious reign at his 'Varsity he returns to a reproachful family, only to lind his sweethea"t bent on having a few larks of her own. A wily uncle of the wild youth is leading the girl into im prudent situations. She is pretty and young and means nohartn, being simply the product of a guardian grandfather's plan to allow girls to follow their own b-vices After a particularly daring escapade which results in a broken wrist almost a ditto heart she decides she "wants to be good." The brief, spright ly novel is charmingly original and in creases in interest 1,, the last page. now's mis? We offer < hie Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that can not he cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. .1 CHENEY AO* . Props, Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F. .1 Cheney for the last 15 years, and be lieve 1 1 i- 1 ■ perfectly honorable in all bus iness transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligation made by I heir firm. Wi -1 A Truax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo < > Wauum. Kis.vas A Marvin. Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, (). Hall s ('atarrh (Jure is taken internal ly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system Price, T ic. per bottle. Sold hv all druggists. Testimonials free. Hall s Family Pills are the best b.noiias' k no Goon Excuse. A mother has no right to Is- ignorant of symptoms that tell as plain as day her child has worms. She should know when the child is pale, looks sickly, acts tired -.- ins peevish, lias sunken eyes andii nervous expression, that worms are the cause. A safe unfailing and nice tasting remedy is Mother’s Worm Syrup < inly twenty five cents a tiottle, and so good that children ask for more. For sale by F. C. Huerstatte. (b s )1) Hkai.th A [M<mm generally enjoys good health whose bowels are accustomed to easy evacuation each morning. If bilious or constipated, use (touch's Mexican Root I’ills They help, but never gripe or weaken For sale by FC. Buerstatte. VIA THE NORTHWESTERN LINK. Coninp'iiclug March Ist and until April doth loovi, the Northwestern Line | will sell colonists one way second class | tick“* at very low rates to California, I Oregon. Washington. Hiiftsh Columbia, j Nevada, Idaho Montana. Utah. Colo- I rado aid Wyoming Fur f irther iu- I formation call at ticket office. J. F. O'Brien. Agent Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum.Tetter and Acne Belong to that class of inflammatory and disfiguring skin eruptions that cause more genuine bodily discomfort and worry than all other known diseases. The impurities or sediments which collect in the system because of poor digestion, inactive Kidneys and other organs of elimination are taken up by the blood, saturating the system with acid poisons and fluids that ooze out through the glands and pores ot the skin', producing an inde scribable itching and burning, and I can cheerfully endorse your S. S. S. the yellow, watery discharge forms as a cure for Eciema. I was troubled into crusts and sores or little brown with 11 f0r .,? 8 years and tried many , , , “ , , „ . remedies with no good effects, but after and white scabs that drop on, leaving ug i n|f a fow bottles of S. 8. a. was entire* the skin tender and raw. The effect ly relieved. Wm. Campbell, of the poison may cause the skin to 313 Central st., Wichita, Kan. crack and bleed, or give it a scaly, fishy appearance; again the eruptions may consist of innumerable blackheads and pimples or hard, red humps upon the face. Purification of the blood is the only remedy for these vicious skin diseases. Washes and powders can only hide for a time the glaring Sr - blemishes. S. S. S. eradicates all poisonous accumu lations, antidotes the Uric and other acids, and v|\, restores the blood to its wonted purity, and stimulates KoO and revitalizes the sluggish organs, and the irapuri ties pass off through the natural channels and relieve the skin. S. S. S. is the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier. It contains no Arsenic, Potash or other harmful mineral. Write us about your case and our physicians will advise without charge. We have a handsomely illustrated hook on skin diseases, which will be sent free to all who wish it. THE. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta. Ga. Blood Poison. As the virulence of blood poisen in creases, sores may break out am where, every nerve and bone may ache, the skin may peel off in patches, the hair fall out and the nervous system become shat tered. The use of Gooch’s Sarsaparilla will at once lessen the activity of the disease, and and eventually drive it out of the system. Buy a bottle and read the many testimonials of cures printed on its wrapper. For sale by F. C. Bner statte. Pile-ink Cores Piles - Money refunded if it ever fails. Ansi-Ague cures Chills and Fever. For sale by F. C. Buerstatte. Rocky Mountain Tea taken now will keep the whole family well If it fails, bring it hack and get your cash. 35cts. F. C. Buerstatte. Would Smash the Club If members of the “Hay Fever Asso ciation” would use Dr. King's New Dis covery for Consumption, the club would go to pieces, for it always cures this malady,—and Asthma, the kind baffles the doctors it, wholly drives from the system. Thousands of once hopeless suffers from Consumption, P.ammonia, Bronchitis owe their lives and health to it. It conquers Grip, and naves little ones from Croup and Whoop ing Cough and is positively guaranteed for all Throat and Lung troubles. otic, 1.00. Trial bottles at H. Hinrichs. Lockjaw From Cobwebs. Cobwebs put on a cut lately gave a woman jockjaw. Millions know that the best thing to put on a cut is Buck lens Arnica Salve, the infallible healer of Wounds, Ulcers, Sores, Skin Erup tions. Herns, Scalds. Piles. It cures or no pay. < )nly ‘,’oc at H, Hinrichs drug store Can’t Keep it Secret The splendid work of Dr. King's New Life Pills is daily coming to life. No ■uich grand remedy for Liver and Bowel troubles was ever known before. Thou sands bless them for curing Constipa tion. Sick Headache. Biliousness, Jaund ice and Indigestion. Try them. 35c at H. Hinrichs drug store. \ CARD. We the undersigned, do hereby agree j to refund the money on a 50-cent bottle j if Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your cough or cold. We also guarantee a 36-centbottle’to prove satisfactory or m mey refunded. (has. A. Grok km an. Henry Hinrichs. La Grippe Quickly Cured “In the winter of is'.is and 1 s*< J was taken down with u severe attack of what is called La Grippe.” savs F, 1.. ! Hewett, a prominent druggist of Win field. 111. “Theonly medicine I used was two bottles of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It broke up the cold and stop ped the cough like magic, and I have never since been troubled with Grippe." Chamberlain s Cough Remedy can al ways In* depended upon to break up a severe cold and ward off any threatened attack of pneumonia. It is pleasant to take, too, which makes it the most de sirable and one of the most popular preparations in use for these ailments For sale by Henry Hinrichs Gavarni Man is creation's master piece. But who says so? Man! Danger of C< Ids and La Grippe. The greatest danger from colds and la gripjie is their resulting in pneumonia. If reasonable care is used however, and Chamberlains Cough Remedy taken, all danger will he avoided. Among the tens of thousands who have used this remedy for these diseases, we have yet to hear of a single case having resulted in pneumonia, which shows conclusive ly that it is a certain preventive of that dangerous malady. It will cure a cold or an attack of la gripjte in less time 1 than any other treatment. It is pleas ant and safe to take. -For sale by Henry I Hinrichs j Now s the time, spring time. Take Risky Mountain Tea kt*eps the whole family well a great medicine for j spring tiredness F. C. Boer 1 statte. CITY LOTS. We have desirable residence Ids on easy terms. MANITOWOC LAND & SALT CO. Dealers in Coal, Wood and Masonry Supplies. Quay Street, East of Eighth St. phone ar. We sat at the table together. She cast a shy glance over at me. She certainly looked like an engel Oh Charley! ■ Please order me Rocky Mountain Tea. F. C. Buerstatte. For the Complexion The complexion always suffers from biliousness or constipation. L’nless the bowels are kept open the impurities in the body appear in the form of unsight ly eruptions, DeWitt’s Little early Ris ers keep the liver and bowels in healthy condition and remove the cause of such troubles. C. E. Hooper, Albany, Ga., says; “I took DeWitt's Little Early Risers for biliousness. They were just what I needed. lam feeling better now than in years." Never gripe or distress. Safe thorough and gentle. The very bes’ pills. F. C Buerstatte. When bullet or sword-thrust hushes the breath of one upon the field of battle, the hearth of some women is also wound ed. Could Not Breathe. Coughs, colds, croup, grip, bronchitis, other throat and lung troubles are quickly cured by One Minute Cough Cure. One Minute Cough Cure is not a mere expectorant, which gives only temporary relief. It softens and liqui fies the mucous, draws out the influma tion and removes the cause of the dis ease. Absolutely safe. Acts at once. “One Minute Cough Cure will do all that is claimed for it, says Justice of the Peace, J. (J. Hood, Crosby, Miss. “My wife could not get her breath and was relieved by the first dose. It has been a benefit to all my family.” F. C. Buer statte. Nature is again awakening. Almost Imperceptibly. it is true. Still, to the cliis.-nWrvor the harbingers of sprint; are apparrnt It is a hard month on your system Mm W the coming change in your‘body. Something is going on within you that at times makes you feel wretched ami unhapnv You lose color. Headache, had taste in the mouth and costiveiiess tell you that your organs of digestion have become torpid. Attacks of diz ziness and palpitation of the heart, short breath. Jaundice and distorted vision admonish you likewise Your body during the past winter lias accumulated so much waste and con taminated tissue that your system is unable to adjust it <elf to the change of season. It. there fore, now liecomes your duty to assist nature in purging amt cleansing yourself with that re Downed and approved remedy. • -st. liernard Vegetalile Pills Okt the Best People that buy are entitled to the beet and in the long run the best is the cheapest. When you go to a drug store to get some cough medicine, ask for Mexican Svrup, the nicest tasting and quickest cure for coughs and colds, and a proven remedy for consumption. Read testimonials on wrapper around a 25- cent bottle. For sale by. F. C. Buer statte. Dr Kutchin Coming. Competent and skillful is what Dr. Kutchin has proved himself to be for he is the only specialist who has continued I to visit our city for a long term of years | with an ever increasing number of pa tients. He both has and deserves the . confidence of the public. His iwtients are his friends. The Doctor will be at the Williams House, Manitowoc, Thurs day. March 20, 1902, for one day only. Classified Ads. WANTED—A boy to learn the print er’s trade. Apply at this office. FOR SALE.—Blacksmith chop, house above shoo, stable, good well and one lot of land. Frank Hrudka 3t20 Mishicot, Wis. FOR RENT—The Platt farm consist ing of 188 acres, one-half mile from city limits. For terms apply to 4t27 Julius Lindstedt & Cos. FOR SALE—A farm consisting of 102 acres, in the town of Franklin, sec tion 19, adjoining the village of Maple Grove. Good buildings and windmill on farm. Well improved. 3t27 M. J. Mullixs, Maple Grove. FOR SALE Blacksmith Shop, two story house, and three-fourths of an acre of land. Carl Liermann, marl3 Grimms, Wis. For Sale. House and lot situated in the village of Grimms. Will be sold very cheap House in good condition and suitable for business place. Chas Wiese. mav 15 FOR SALE. Threshing rig consisting of an eleven horse power -Russel ’Traction engine. Gerr Scott Tree Way Crank Thresher with stacker and bagger com plete: Birdsell clover huller, water tank, new hose and good pump. Engine set with new fire box ami fines, two main drive belts and all necessary tools. A good, cheap rig for someone. Inquire at Jos. Zemax, tf Kosecrans. Manitowoc, Cos.. Wis MUSIC LESSON'S. Miss Marie Mulholland. late of the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music, is prepared to take a few more scholars to complete her class. Latest and most approved methods on piano, tf. Residemce No. 708 St. Claire St. The Washington House. J. J. TADVCH, Prop. Walnut and Jefferson Sts. Two Rivers. First class farmers’ hotel with excel lent accomodation for traveling public ! at reasonable rates. Choice wines, li quors and cigars. dec 19 Some latter day historian has put it down that Nopoleon died form the ef fects of over-indulgence in onions. Per haps the onion habit may have had some thing to do, also: with his domestic in felicities. Mow to Cure the Grippe. Remain quietly at home and take Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy as direct ed and a quick recovery is sure to fol low. That remedy counteracts any ten dency of the grippe to result in pneu monia, which is really the only serious danger. Among the tens of thousands who have used it for (he grippe, not one case has ever been reported that did not recover. For sale by Henry hinrichs. I Emil TeitgenTl ■ ■ Have contracted for ® i 2 carloads ov Windows, ! '"# j Mouldings, Casings, L^j^Xr Anyone intending 1 Ii I money by ordering El ■ , M ' " • '■: '■ now. as I can furnish , all the regular and odd sizes at Carload prices. Don’t delay this: prices will be higher. Cheese Makers Have your VATS and HOOPS repaired NOW while we have time: later in the season we |^ fe usua,,y overcr <> w ded with work. I Emil Teitgeml I 915 South Bth Street. Manttowoc, Wls. I Women as Well as Men Are Made Miserable by Kidney Trouble. . Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor , _ . . and cheerfulness soon disappear when the kld neys are out of order Ji&l or diseased. ~ffqyirfyfA-jrKidney trouble has : become so prevalent * ]) at i3 not uncomm °n - - for a c Md t 0 b* born // a^*ic<e d w >fh weakkid- Wj|f '^V\]k = ~ * neys- the child urin al--d. ates too often, if the urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child reaches an age when it should be able to control the passage, if is yet afflicted with bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first step should be towards the treatment of these important organs. This unpleasant trouble is due to a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as most people suppose. Women as well as men are made mis erable win! kidney and bladder trouble, and both need the same great remedy. The mild and the immediate effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It is sold by druggists, in fifty cent and one dollar sizes. You mav have a cample bottle by mail free, also pamphlet tell- Home of flwatnp-uoot. ing all about it, including many of the thousands of testimonial letters received from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer & Cos.. Binghamton, N. Y., be sure and mention this paper. Referring to those old-fashioned per - sons who have not been seen “nor heard o'" latsly, what has become of the es timable old woman who wore side lace shoes? r ¥T You Could LoolT II into the fu’ure an cl see the condition to which your cough, if neglected, will brine you, you would seek relief at once—and that naturally would be through Shiloh’s Consumption | j Guaranteed to ore Con -1 sumption. Bronchitis, * *■'* * Asthma, and all Lung Troubles. Cures Coughs and Colds in a day. P~> cents. Write to S. C. Wi-lls & Cos., Lc Roy, N. Y„ for free trial bottle. A school teacher in Westport, Kas., asked the pupils to write the longest sentence they could think of. One little boy wrote: “Imprisonment for life.” When a man’s wife tells him tc “wait j ist a second" be can form some idea of w iat eternity is dice New and Improved Service to St Paul and flinneapolis Via the North-Western Line. To fur I ther accomodate its many patrons en route to the “Twin Cities” from points j north of Milwaukee, me Chicago & North-Western R’y now runs a Free Re | dining Chair Car on the evening train i Milwaukee. Via Fond du Lac, connect ing at Appleton Jet. with train leaving i Manitowoc at 4:20 P. M,, connecting with train leaving Appleton Jet. 10:25 P. M. arriving at St. Paul and Minne apolis early the next morning, and con necting at Merrillan with similary equ ped train for Duluth and the Superiors- Like service southbound. This in addi tion to the Pullman Sleeping Cars which are run on the same trains daily between Fon du Lac and Minneapolis. Apply to agents Chicago andNorth-Western.