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Manitowoc City Business Directory
KRUMM, The SHOEMAN
813 SOUTH EIGHTH STREET
Christensen & Miller
TONORIAL PARLOR
Bawunant
We have all that yon expect
to find in a first class-up-to
date drag store
F. C. BUERSTATTE
Dr. Gebhe
DENTIST. Over Staehle’sStore
GEORGE BROS.
BAKERY and CONFECTIONERY
South Eighth Btroot.
Artistic Photographs
A. 1. PACKARD
C. A, GROFFMAN
Prescription DRUGGIST
DR. REINFRIED
MODERN DENTISTRY 206 N. Eighth St
JDUMPKE
The Old Reliable SHOE STORE
ROSINSKY & SON
FURNITURE
AND
UNDERTAKING
C.H.TEQEN
ARCHITECT
Rooms 7 & 8 Metropolitan Block
A. C. BECKER
W aix Papkr, Picture Enlarging
Washington Street
HEALY & JOYCE
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Municipal Court Building
C. 6 W. FRAZIER
The York Stret Furniture
Dealers and Undertaken
NORTH SIDE
The Melendy Studio
Manitowoc’s Modern
Photograph Gallery
North Eighth Street
THE WM. RAHR SONS COMPANY
Brewers and Bottlers
of Fine Table Ex
port Beer
J. C. fIcCARTY
Confectioner
Gasoline 108 North
Fixture* Eighth Street
A. Vkttino M Kucher
Palace Steam Laundry
Tel. 29-3 Corner Main and Jay Street**
H. E. BAHR, D. 0.
Osteopathic Treatments Given
Rheumatism and Chronic Diseases.
Consultation free. Calls made. Ger
man spoken.
Hours-10 to 12, 2to 5. 7to 8.
Oyer Schmidtmau's store. Manitowoc.
THE NATIONAL BANK.
Manitowoc, Wisconsin.
CAPITAL SIOO,OOO.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
L. D. MOHES, Pkkhidknt,
I.EANDEIt CHOATE. Vice-Prubident
FBBDT ZENTNER, Cashier
Farmer’s Institute for 1903 1904
Any farmer or public-spirited busi
ness man in Wisconsin who wishes to
seenre an Institute for his locality dur
ing the winter season of 1903-1904
shonld send to us for a blank petition
and letter of information. Any town,
no matter how small or far from the
railroad, is entitled to an Institute, pro
vided it is located in a farming district
and has a good ball in which a meeting
can be held.
Farmers shonld talk this matter up
with their neighbors and if the senti
ment seems favorable for an Institute
for their town they shonld write ns at
once for application blank.
Address all communications to.
Geo. McKekkow, Bupt,
Madison, Wii.
to. Schlei S
R. UEK & SON^
Highest Prices Paid for
HIDES AND PELTS
DAVIS BROS.
HACK LINE
Telephone 181-8
Franz, Schmitz & Kadow
REAL ESTATE
Fire and Accident Insurance.
Pianos, Organs, Musical Goods
and Sewing Machines.
Manitowoc Music Cos.
911 South Bth Street
(T A. FEHRS
ESTABLISHED 1856
Jeweler and Optician
UNSTEDT & CO.
II FIRST
MORTGAGE
|| LOANS
Green Bay House
J. J. BARTELME, Prop.
H. J. LARSON & BRO.
PLUMBERS
Commercial St.
DR. A. J. VITS
DENTIST
208 North Bth Street
Schultz, The Hatter
812 S. Bth St.
Schreihart Brewing Cos.
High Grade Bottle Beer.
ANDREW KESTLEY
CONFECTIONER
Ice Ouam, Etc.
816 Washington St.
Atlas Bowling Alleys
Billiard and Ping Pong Parlor
C. E. Wiseman, Prop.
SOUTH EIGHTH STREET
The F. Sixta & Sons Cos.
Winee and High Grade Liquors.
C. Licbcnow 6 Son.
Jewelers and Engravers
Repairing a Specialty.
RESTAURANT
Lunches and Meals
at (all hours
Theo. Willard, 817 S. Bth St.
GET YODB
The Pilot pr Minting
Done at
This Office
ORDER VOURCAUIN NOW.
No Hay Paver at Isle Royale the Cool l.aka
Breezes ami Atimulatlng Atmosphere Also
Aflord Substantial Wallet from Asthma.
The renowned scenic “Fjords” of
Norway compare well with the harbors
and bays at the East end of Isle Royale
and the fishing at Rock Harbor is be
yond comparison.
The fast increasing patronage of
health and pleasure seekers at Isle
Royale usually overtaxes the growing
hotel facilities at the Island and it is
therefore well to provide for rooms long
before the summer season o{>ens.
Parties applying to us will receive full
information as to rates and accomoda
tions at the “Gem Island" of Lake Su
lerior. The Wisconsin Central Railway
and connecting Passenger Steamers fur
nish most excellent transportation to
and from Isle Royale at low tourists
rates.
Jas. C. Pond, O. P. A.,
Milwaukee.
No Pity Shown.
“For years fate was after me contin
uously"writes F. A. Gnlledge, Verbena,
Ala. “I had a terrible case of Piles
causing 24 tumors. When all failed
Bncklen's arnica Salve cured me.
Finally good for burns and all aches
ami pains. Only 2,'ic at Henry Hinrichs
Drug Store.
IOWA DEMOCRATS.
(■ Convention They Retain ta Adopt
the Kanins City Platform and
Nominate a Ticket.
Dea Moines, la., June 26. —The dem
ocratic) state convention yesterday,
by a vote ol 463 9-10 to 354 1-10 re
fused to adopt a minority report
signed by four members of the com
mittee on resolutions adding to the
platform reported by the seven mem
bers constituting the majority of the
committee, a plank reaffirming the
democratic national platform of 1900.
The following ticket was nom
inated i Governor, J. B. Sullivan, Crcs
ton; lieutenant governor, D. B. But
ler, of lowa county; judge of su
preme court, John R. Caldwell, of
Tama; superintendent of public in
struction, A. R. McCook, of Howard;
railroad commissioner, W S. Porter,
of Harding.
The platform, ns it relates to state
affairs, calls for economical govern
ment, equitable taxation of cor
porate and private property, the pur
chase of supplies from the lowest
bidder, and the substitution of a lo
cal option for the present mulct law.
Government by injunction is de
nounced, and the election of United
States senators by direct vote of the
people is demanded.
It opposes a policy of imperialism,
and declares for the adoption of such
measures as shall give to the people
of the Philippine islands and Porto
Rico their inalienable right to self
government. Ihe financial policy of
the republican party is condemned.
It demands thorough investigation by
congress of the post office and other
departments, and the punishment of
wrongdoers. It calls for the removal
of the tariff from all trust-made
goods, and demands that all tariff
schedules be adjusted with a view; to
tariff far revenue only.
TAKES THE OATH.
Peter I. Ii Now King of fiervln and
Pledges Himself to Rale for the
Welfare at the People.
Belgrade, June 26.—King Peter I.
took the oath of office before the sen
ate and nkupshttna in joint session
yesterday, swearing that he would
maintain the constitution and rule for
the welfare of the people. During the
ceremony, which was often interrupt
ed by cries of “Long live King I’eterl”
Col. Masehin, one of the chief assas
sins and now minister of public works,
kept in tlie background. This was in
terpreted to mean that King Peter
might punish the murderers of King
Alexander and Queen Draga. However,
the king confirmed the appointment of
the “bloody ministry” in the after
noon and it appears certain now that
the question of punishment for the
assassins will be allowed to lapse.
Reliance 'Winn.
Newport, R. 1., Juno 30.—The new
cup yacht Reliance proved on Monday
her worth as a heavy weather boat
when she defeated the Columbia and
Constitution In a stiff easterly breeze
and lumpy sea over a 30-mile course,
15 miles of which was a beat to wind
ward. The Reliance sailed the course
in four minutes 9 seconds less time
than did the Columbia and four minutes
58 seconds less than did the Constitu
tion.
Hnlin New Record.
Cleveland, 0., June 30.—Lou Dillon
Monday afternoon broke all records for
a mile to wagon for trotters, going the
distance in is:o4%. The race was at a
matinee of the Gentlemen’s Driving
club at Glenvlllo track. The horse was
driven by her owner, C. K. G. Hillings.
The new record boats that made by the
same horse a couple of weeks ago,
2:00%.
Great Landslide.
Ouray, Col., .Tune 80. —An Immense
landslide, 1,000 feet wide, came down
from the main range into Silver Creek
basin, beyond and between the Revenue
and Camp Hlrd mines. The whole top
of the mountain broke off, and another
section of the mountain looks as If it
would break off. These slides are
caused by the melting of the deep snow.
No damage has resulted.
Pioneer Stave Driver Dead.
Bloomington, 111., June 27.—Freder
ick Hartman, the first stage driver in
Illinois, la dead at Eureka. He was 88
years old. Mr. Hartman was in charge
of a stage between Danville and I’eoria
from 1830 until the advent of railroads
In 1800. For the last 40 years he has
been bellriSger at Eureka college.
Many Were Killed.
Madrid, June 30.—One hundred bod
ies have been extricated from the
wreck of the Bilbao train, which was
thrown from a bridge into the Nejor
iila river Saturday night. It is esti
mated that 70 corpses remain in the
wreckage. The bodies are horribly
mutilated.
Lunches with President.
Washington, June 20. —Sir Thomas
Upton, the challenger for the Amer
ica’s cup, lunched with President
Roosevelt at the white house yester
day uft moon. The slate dining-room
was used for the occasion, the table
being handsomely decorated with
ferns and cut flowers. #
Riddled with Ballets.
Janesville, La., June 27, —News
reached here of the lynehing of Lamb
Whittle, a negro on the Southland
plantation, ten miles from Monterey
Landing. Concordia parish. Whittle
assaulted a white man and a mol) took
him to the woods and riddled his body
with bullets.
Army Worm Destroys Crops.
Tacoma, Wash., Juno 29. Mighty
hosts of army worms, In a solid col
umn 150 yards wide and nearly three
miles long, are marching through
Walla Walla county and growing crops
and vegetation are being denuded.
DOCTOR SECRIST
THE SPECIALIST.
Late from the most celebrated hospi
tals and clinics of Berlin, Ger
many, and Paris, France.
Doctor Secrlst will Come to
Manitowoc at the MOTEL WILLIAMS
Tueaday,July 21.
And One Day Only in Every Fonr
Weeks Thereafter.
No Pay* Until
Cured
Newflethod Treatment In
All Chronic Diseases.
CONSULTATION SA( ’HEDLY
CONFIDENTIAL.
Examination and Advice Free.
The doctor s wonderful power of diag
nosis, greatest of all gifts, enables him
to determine the causes of obscure and
chronic ailments, and to apply remedies
which effect certain, speedy and perma
nent cures.
X RAY examination in appropriate
cases upon reasonable notice.
HOPE FOR THE AFFLICTED.
Many hundieds of sufferers pronounc
ed by other physicians as hopelessly in
curable, have been restored to health by
Dr. Secrist.
Letters of indorsement from many
prominent clergymen and hundreds of
grateful patients are on tile in Ids oflice.
The doctor has devoted much time
ami attention in the French Hospitals to
tho study of
ALL SPECIAL DISEASES OF MEN,
and has Imported many special medi
cines and appliances necessary to effect
certain cures in the worst -.asos of
Physical Weakness, Varicocele, Impo
tency, Nervous Debility, etc.
caused by youthful errors, night losses,
general dissipation, Improper treatment
and neglect.
The doctor will forfeit |OO where a
cure is guaranteed and not effected.
KIDNEY and HLADDER disease
treated by new and eminently success
ful methods.
CATARRH in all its various forms;
positive, prompt and permanent cures
always effected
CLUB FEET, cross eyes and all other
deformities treated with special care
and unfailing success.
NERVOUS DISEASES, Epilepsy and
diseases of the BLOOD AND SKIN al
ways yield to the doctor's modern meth
ods of treatment.
PILES cured permanently without de
tention from business and without the
use of the knife.
LUNG TROUBLES receive careful
attention, and are always treated suc
cessfully, when not too long neglected.
DELAY IS I>A NOEROUS—Those
who are chronically ailing should lose
no time in consulting a social physician
whose reputation for skill is so well and
widely known.
Special attention given to
DISEASES ITO'UAIi TO WOMEN.
No unnecessary exposure. No exam
ination. No sacrifice of modesty.
The doctor does not publish his pa
tients’ names except with their full con
sent and approval. English, French
and German spoken. Address,
DR 11. C. SECRIBT,
Chicago and Milwaukee,
Address all mail to the Chicago Office,
4714 Calumet Ave. Chicago. Estab
lished 1880.
Chicago’s Centennial Celebration.
The Chicago North-Western K'y
announces that much interest is lining
evidenced throughout the west in
Chicago’s celebrat ion of the 100th anni
versary of that city's settlement in 1808,
The celebration will take place from
September 2(lth to October Ist. next,
with a program that includes a series of
commemorative events that possess
many special features of interest. A
great naval display will he a part of
the program, together with regattas
and the sjiectacular arrival in canoes,
by way of the lake, of 400 Indians, the
descendants of tritics formerly occupy
ing this site, who will estaldisb a village
around a reproduction of old Fort Dear
born, on the lake front.
Athletic contests, parados, great fire
works displays, patriotic meetings and
religious services, a grand chorus, mili
tary maneuvers by government troops,
and on the concluding day a reception
to the President of the United Htutos
and other distinguished guests, all con
tribute to a most clalsjrate program.
Every energy is lining employed to
make the occasion typical of that spirit
that has made Chicago one of the great
est cities in the world.
“If” a woman ever gets so “homely”
she isn't worth looking at, she’d better
take Rocky Mountain Tea. Brings
back tho bloom of youth. 85 cents.
F. C. Baerstatto.
THE LONELY LADY BOARDER.
8h Feel* Sometime* u Badly OM mm
tbe Woman Who la Isolated
In the Wilderness.
“I’ve heard of the wives of fanners
in the remote country regions who go
insane from pure loneliness,’’ said the
woman hoarding house dweller, relates
the New York Sun. “and I have come to
realize perfectly well how that might
happen. Many women who live alone
sometimes declare that life in a board
ing house is less lonesome than life
in a flat or an apartment hot el unless
a woman win afford to entertain fre
quently and have her friends around
her. But life in the boarding house
may bo dreary enough to the woman
who is entirely alone.
“If she doesn't happen to want to
make friends with anybody tn the
house, there is only one tiling left for
her to do after dinner. She must
either go to her own room or out of
the house. And there will be many
evenings, popular as she may be, when
there will bo no occasion for going out.
Besides, boarding house women are
not likely to bo asked out very much.
If they're young or of the bachelor
type, they can make up parlies and go
about together. But, left to the kind
ness of her friends, tho boarding
house woman Is going to bo very much
alone.
“I have sat In the parlor at night and
talked wlthiddota Just because I hated
to go up to my room, as 1 hud done for
three nights before* to alt alone until
bedtime came. I have played whist
with such blunderers that I could
scarcely hold my tongue, rather than
leave behind the only society available.
“It hi all very well to talk about self
control and rending. Try two or three
years of boarding house life with the
endless evenings In one’s own room
and the delight of reading has begun
to pall even if one's eyes have held out.
"If the New York boarding house la
lonesome, think what existence must
bo In the country. When I go to a
boarding house In the south nowadays
I never ask about the food or the beds
or the comfort of the house. All I ask
is! ‘Who ha there? Are they all old
women or Invalids with trained nurses
who go to bed ©very night nt nine
o’clock?’ If the boarders are of that
kind It makes no difference how the
house may be kept. I wouldn't go
there If there was a chef famous as any
cordon bleu.
“Hut If the house Is full of wide
awake, Interesting people who don’t
want to go to bed as soon as dinner Is
over, who can talk, play cards and do
lomelhlng to enable one to stay out
of one’s own room fora few hours, I’ll
go there, however poor the food may
he. And so will every other woman
who has suffered from boardinghouse
loneliness. Poor food doesn't drive
people crazy. Hut staying In one’s
room alone In a boarding house will do
t hat If my experience has been of any
value."
GIRLS IN BELGIUM’S MINES.
The (/onntrr I* l/nnlile to Kind a Suit
able Solution to Itn Indus
trial I’robleui.
Notwithstanding nJI the criticisms
and ameliorative suggest lona that jm ■
vail on social reform among the labor
ing clkshc*, and tiie dream* of the
modern sociologist# of both hemis
phere*, the problem of how Helglnm
can anpply decent employment to its
southern girls tut 111 remain# to lie
solved. The kingdom la only nne
fonrtli the size of Pennsylvania, and
yet within it* boundaries more than
0,000,000 persons are huttling for their
dally bread, says t.he> Chicago Tribune.
Undoubtedly the American girl*
pity their Belgian sisters and condemn
the act of employing the weaker sex
upon dangerous am! strenuous lalmr in
subterranean galleries, just as Belgian
servant girls and farmers’ daughters
hove pitied them for many years; nev
ertheless, theglrlsat work In the mines
make light of their sympathizers and
seem more than satisfied with their
miserable lot. None of them would
voluntarily exchange It for the posl
tion of a servant girl. Complaints sel
dom arise from their lips, no matter
what grave danger the day's share of
work may Involve or to what wretched
condition of servitude they may lx
doomed.
The mine* wherein so many young
girls are spending the best days of
their youth are Indisputably tho deep
cat in the whole world, some reaching a
depth of 4,400 feet, and their Interior
is Insufllelently ventilated; the air Is
impure, tlso heat Intense and highly ex
plosive from numberless crevice* ca
pable of transforming hundreds of
toiling bodies into lifeless masses in un
unexpected moment. Numerous in
stance* of such disaster* are on rec
ord.
The clothes worn by the unfortun
ate girl* during working time are made
of blue linen of tho lightest weight,
and consist of large pantaloon*, the
end* of these bifurcate* garments being
tied around tho legs Just above the
ahoe-t-; ulho a Jacket wherein the body
can freely exercise It*v muscular
strength. The hair 1* skillfully en
veloped In u handkerchief, thus pro
tecting the head from coal dust us well
us if it had. never approached a coal
mine. The whole outfit costs about. 70
cents, and Is changed twice a week
Id full dre.su the girl of ttie Belgian
mine resembles a bicyclist of her m x
arrayed in bloomers.
For 12 hour*’ work a day In the
mine* the Belgian girl earns *0 cents.
CsrsS Nulklss About Iks Color.
Uncle Josh (in restaurant)--Huy.hev
yew got enny Hah'?
Waiter—Yvssuh. We ho* blaek bass,
striped buss, bluetish, un' w-hitlUh,
suh.
"I don't keer nothin' erbout the color
jist so long es th-oy be frwsb,Cleve
land Leader.
Siipumfo Ik h Search el Health.
DELAY IS DANGEROUS.
Many diseases at j so uoceptlve that hundred;) of persons have them before they even
suspect It. They know they are no; well, but arc perfectly Ignorant of the deadly fangs
which are fastening upon them, and must, sooner or later, certainly destroy them, unless
rescued by a skillful hand. AUE YOV AFFIjMCTED f Your case may now bo
perfectly curable, but KtfntPtnbrr, every moment of nrgleet brings you nearer Its In
curable stottes, when, perhaps, the most skillful physician can render you uo assistance.
The present la ours, the future may bo TOO LA TE.
WDR. KUTCHIN IS NO STRANGER IN THIS COUNTY.
President Maplewood Sanltsrlnm, Green Lake,
IV 1. Ei. 8. P. Surgeon, Late of Kanl-
Urlum and Remedy Cos., Columbus 0.
Specialist in Chronic Diseases.
WHAT DR. KUTCHIN
DOES 80.
Dr. Viutohln makes
the first object of his
life to heal the af
flicted; tin. second, to
got a well dosorvod
reputation as a healer
Of diseases among the
people; the third, la
to earn a modest com
pensation In order to
properly care for hlm-
BClf ami family.
Ho docs all that ho
agrees to, and oft
times more, and when
failure does occur it
can always bo traced
to carelessness. Im
prudence, or over
work on th part of
the pallet.!
Ho deals candidly,
liberally and honor
ably with all alike,
taking advantage of
none as m condition
or circumstance.
Last, but not least,
hb onitKS after all
methods but his have
failed.
HE CURES AFTER OTHERS FAIL.
T v . fßost Saaaaasfui end Soiantifia Yreetmont of mil Dlatasaa and
Wn%knoßßttß of frttnklnd Possible to Obtain.
Tfcn moat widely and favorably known specialist In the United States. Ills lon* ex
perience, remarkable eklll and universal success In the 1 iv' m n i.itals In the world en
ables him to treat all ( llltONir, NERVOUS, SKIN and IIMMU) upon the latest
•ciontifloprinciplesandentitles him t-> thel h oonl d< oc< of tb aflu< ted everywhere*
(ID VHTPIIiN baa no superior in diagnosing and treating diseases and deformities*
UR* IXUlunili Medical and Surgical Diseases, Acute and Chronic Catarrh. Dim-aaea
of tho Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat and Lungs, Dyspepsia, Hrlght’a Disrate, Diabetes, Kid
ney, Llvor, Blander, Chronic Fcrnalo and Sexual Diseases speedily cured by treatraonl
that has never failed in thousands of cast's that had been pronounced loyund hope. Many
people moot death every year who might have been resloicd to perfect health had they
placed tbolr oases In the hands of exports.
CHRONIC DISEASES.
The Doctor treat* no acute dljenses. hut
makes a specialty of chronic and long Minding
diseases Cases pi von up by other doctors and
proaouncod Inourablo, ho must desires to sec
E\ AM I NATIONS FREE TO ALI . ,
Whenever It Is known that Dr. Kutrhln is
Slopping at a place, crowd# n*hc *tt con*
suit him, and It Is not to bo wondered iu when
It Is romomhored that In diagnosing u disease
In* never units a question, but describes the llf*
feront diseases better than the sick can them*
selves, it Is a wondcrftil gilt for anyone to
possess, and Dr. Kulchlu' m diagnostic powers
nave created wonder throng bout tho country.
lie adopted the following plan, which I n pe
culiar to the large hospitals and is n>t and
never has been the practice of country doctors,
vti.: he carefully notes Iho symptoms of the
patient, and nscortalns the condition of the In
ternal organs, all of which lie carefully record *
In his register for future reference In f.ls
way ho ascertains the true nature of the dis
ease and Us cause. When sick people consult
him ho readily tells them whether ire can cure
or hen* them, or who time they are beyond hope.
HIS IMPROVED METHODS OF TREATMENT
Are mild nod ploasanti agree perfectly with
th* mod delicate Lady or ('nlld: do not reduce
strength; can tie used while r.l work, and give
tha are ite.t posslldo boiiedt In tho sh rtest
posalblo time. PaUont# can eonatilt him of
oommnntoate with him ns often aatbey ohoose,
during tdo whole time required f<>r the cure,
without regard to whore they may he, and with
out extra charge. Tims rendering the treatment
as successful and satisfactory ns though they
were living next door to each other,
Penotii nn-ulllfiiUv treated by lannrnat
pretender* win* keep trilling with them month
after month giving poisonous and Injnrlc us
compounds, should call and see tho Dnolor.
•FEOIALTIE) Catarrh Skin Disease#.
Pores, Pine,vies, Scrofula. BloodTaluts.Fe/erna
Cancer, Dims ami Diseases of Women Quickly
and rermat ently Cured by the late f approved
treatment as pursued by b udlnr specialists of
America and Kuropo.
(■** Cases atul cotrPM|H>n(li iico zonlblentlal. ToatmcntS‘ nt C O I), tunny part of
tho Vnitcil Stales. (on mvmtjeme with Invalid, i ■ >llcltol. .VI !■ tiers with stamps In
clo.n cl answered *mo C .11 i\mj bo examined and at Ia t learn (In 1 cause of your disease,
and It it can be cured Tape Wonni rsmovod in from ttum m> five hours without
Starvation, The remedies for tin' whole count of treatment aru furnished from the
Omoo or at the Institute, all at onco or by the month.
CONSULTATION. EXAMINATION AND ADVICE FREE TO ALL AT THE
Williams House, Thursday, July 9
And Every Four Weeks Thereafter.
Office lionrß from 9 a. m to 9 p. ra.
BIDALIA’S “PhRFESHUN ’ I
Aoportl I iitf to Hr r I’rond Mother's
Account of It, She Wa *
“Fttre Me it/-Cure.* 9
“The top av the muwruln’ to yea,
Mrs. McClinertyl Shure, 'tls good
for wake eyes to sec yea since yez
moved out av flic war-rud. Come in,
woman, dear, ami dhrink a cup av
lay."
“Arrah, Mrs. O’Googan, ’tl your
ailf thot liuh a war-rum welkim for
a f rind I An’ imw are ye/, these nolee
duyH, at-ull, ut-alll”
“ ’Tib well 01 am an’ hopin’ ye/ are
the sumo. Take off your bonnet,
avick, an’ make yourself coinfort'ble,"
Mrs. Me( llnerty, come to visit her
old friend, Mrs. O'Uoogan, laid
aside her bonnet, and when tho tea
was nerved the women drifted into
the most delightful gossip inmgin
aide, writes George Owen Koch, in
tin Ni .” York Times.
“It does me good, Mrs. O'Googan,”
said Mrs. MeClinerty, after awhile,
“to get a ehunct to talk to ye/ agin
It’s yoursilf thot knows ull thot’s
goin’ on, though how yez do It the
divll a lilt av me can tell."
Mrs. O'Uoogan flushed with pleas
ure at the compliment. “Arrah, dnr
lln’, ’tls yoursllf thot has the
tongmj to say the swate wor-rud."
she answered. “Yez can jut the
comether on wan thot alsy Have an
other cup of tay.”
“Oi will thot, an’ thank yez koind
-Iy. Tliot's good tay. But, Mrs
O'Googan, phure’s your darter Judv?
A comfort thot gyrul is to yez, Oi’ll
go bnII."
“Ye/ nlvcr said truer wor-rud, Mrs
MeClinerty. Judy's a good gyrul.
Hlie’s wor-mkin*.’*
“At phwat? Has she got a place
or a Job in a sthore?’’
"Naythur, Mrs. MeClinerty. Judy
is wur-rukln* at n perfeshun. It’s
somethin’ loike devote pin', do yez
mnlnd? Pile’s a many-enre."
“The saints be good to us! T.olke
doctorin’, is it? An’ how many
does she cure? An’ phat ails the
poor snwls?”
“She cures nn wan, do yez moind?
Thov'rc not sick at-all. at-all, A
WHAT OR. KUTCHIN
DOES NOT DO.
He does not fright
en people Into doctor
ing by holding up a
plea of aspe-edy death
before their eyes. He
lots not urge the sick
to take treatment
when he knows them
to be Incurable, Nei
ther does he by false
pretenses hold the
sick under his care
month after month
while doing them no
good.
He does not per
suade helpless tu
tu rabies to doctor
out the last month of
their lives, or give up
their last dime ,‘or
medicine.
110 docs not take
patients under a so,
called falseguarantee
pretending to charge
only for meclnoand
taking whatever
amount ho can got.
or make the object of
his life to ex tort mon
ey from the sick.
LATEST DISCOVERIES AND IMPROVEMENTS,
Dr. Kutrhln has received Iho most ar^
proved lntru< 1 1**n In Analytical and Micro
aooplcul Examinations of tno blood, Urine,
ole., which art* now considered indispensable to
o correct diagnosis In many disc a*oe. There
• re many discuses which physicians In common
ynicllco do not usually treat, and are. there
foro. ‘•oldoni prepared w tli necessary and coot
ly outfit to exnminr correctly, or treat with mo
'usm; such caw", therefore, would do well to
call at or.ee and learn their true condition, and
whether the doon of 1 lopo are yet open, or for
ever closed a;.uli si them.
MANHOOD IT HFKTLY RESTORED.
Quick, painless and certain euro for Impo
tence Lost Manhood. Spermatorrhea. Ix>ss©s,
Weakness and Nervous I vhHUy. also for Proa*
talltls, Varicocele. and all private diseases,
whnther from Imprudent habits of youth or
sexunl excesses In mature years, or any entire
Hurt deMlltut* •* tint sexunl functions. speedily
and permanently cured i onaultitilon fV-ce
and •Irlrtly confidential. Absolute cures
guaranteed in cm able cases. No risk Incurred.
DISEASES OF WOMEN.
Such as has bathed the skill of other physi
cians end remedies. Dr. Kutehln quickly
direr. < uth'ci". Tumors. Fibroid and Poly bold
(arnwthe cured without the uso of Hi 9 knlft. No
cutting, no pain, no clanger.
Fret I t n mlr nf lou of the Vrlne-Eaqh
P# rs n applying f*r medical Treatment should
send or bring 2 t 4 ounces < f urine, which will
receive u enielul chemical and mlurottcopical
exam I nation.
PILE*. FIHTrt.A AX/’) RECTAL
I’l.t l.K'l , urod without pain or detention
from business.
Nyplil I in. Oonon hsa. fllsrt, Piiysts
lli <nil and Iklß PlUMii speedily, com
plotoly and parmnnon ly cured.
NKIfVOIN 1> Fill LIT Y AND IEX*
DAL DINOkCDi * yield rapidly to his
skillful treatment.
mnnyeme is a person thot makes
the fingers av foine leddies an* gln
tleniln pnrty. Mo .Indy’s splindid nt
It, ho (ho same token. She wor-mks
In n pnr-lnr, nn* ’tls very gintcel.
Tint hnd sonn to mo for mo impolite
ness! Oi haven’t axed about your
own darter Hidalla. A swate gyrul
Ih Bidalla, nn* a blip to yez, OTII be
bound.”
“ ’Tig a funny thing Mrs. O’Ooo
gnn. Thot’s phat Oi ]dm to tell yez
about. Shore, It’s a eo-ln-cl-dinee,
ns me Path rick says. Bidalla’s wot*
ruldn*. too. An* she’s not livin’ out,
nn’ she's not In n sthore. She has
n perfeshun loiko your Judy, Mrs.
O’Googan.”
“Allannhl Ol’m glad to hear thot.
An* phat Is she afther doin’?”
“She’s wor-rukln for a complex
shun speshulist. She Is thot! A
coinplexshun speshulist, Mrs. O’Ooo
gnn, lg iomewnn thot makes the skin
nv tho fnino leddles party, Shure,
vis, *fis a eo-in-cl-dlnco. Me Bidalia’s
a face nuiny-curel"
“(dory he. Mrs. McCllnertyl Rave
another cup av tay.”
A llollod Dinner.
“I have a little niece,” anld tn
raconteur of the Sowing Circle, "who
la never so happy as when the is al
lowed u> visit tho kitchen and watch
the servantg at work. Fortunately,
her mother has good-natured serv
ants who rather enjoy having tho
child around, so many are tha
charmed hours which Jessie spends
downstairs making little pics ueder
the cook’s superintendence, and pre
tending she is ’grown up.’
“Tho other day she descended to
the laundry to oversee the family
wash in her busy little way. She gave
one look of utter astonish me it as
Mary put on the clothes to boil and
then fairly tlcw upstairs to her moth
er, exclaiming:
“ ‘Oh, mammal What do yon think?
Mary’s cooking the clothes for diiv
nor!’” —Poston Budget.
Ksports of Canada.
Canada’s export trade per capita is
Just two and a half times us much as
wur * ini ‘fid UltfrLfcl