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River Falls Journal S. R. MORSE, Editor. RIVER FALLS. • - • WIS. ANOMALY OF PROFILES. How often have we eat directly op* posite a cpmely face in the street car, for instance, admiring its regular, •well-formed features, when, with a certain turn of the person’s head, the Illusion of beauty suddenly vanished, the new view presented revealing con tours of nose, chin and mouth disap pointing in the extreme, says the Photo Era. The consoling feature, perhaps, is the ear, which, projecting abnormally in so many cases, now as sumes an air of repose. Few faces will produce a profile of classic beauty, and even some of these fail to yield flattering full face portraits. This is one reason that one sees more front view portraits than profiles in paint ing and photography. Incidentally, it may be remarked that many a man would look better with his head pre sented in profile, if he wore a mus tache instead of being smooth-shaven. Not only does it preserve the har monious proportions designed by na ture, but its removal, in obedience to fashion’s decree, sometimes result in unpleasant disclosures, such as an ab normally long upper lip or an ill shaped mouth, besides imparting un due prominence to the nose. A pos sibly humorous phase of this subject is the report that patrons of marriage bureaus in large German cities now insist upon both fullface and profile photographs of thefr prospective con sorts. Judge Foster’s characterization of “joy riding” as “thieving,” coupled with his imposition upon the prisoner before him of a sentence of a year in the penitentiary, gives the new law increasing the severity of the penalty for the offense an excellent start, says +he New York Post. Such an attitude will not only serve as an emphatic warning to reckless chauffeurs, but will make it difficult for judges who might be inclined to undue leniency to yield to their weakness. It is a com monplace that, in rendering law ef fective, an ounce of enforcement is worth a pound of additional legisla tion. Two British assistant army phy sicians committed suicide in London and the inquest resulted in the at tribution of their self-murder to in sanity caused by overwork. It was a sad end, yet precautions to avoid such a melancholy fate may be exaggerated. Everyone who stops to reflect upon the subject probably will be able to recall the names of more than one among the persons of his immediate acquaintance who never will die of overwork. Save the babies. So many people are getting lynched and killed in au tomobile and motor cycle races, not to mention the fatalities in aeroplane and warship disasters, that the little one. are sure to be needed. The charge is that all the microbes not otherwise disposed of, amounting to several billions if not more, attach themselves to the public roller towel. The appearance of the towel, too, strongly corrobrates the charge. “What are you going to do with your boy in summer?” asks a corre-. spondent. For the correct answer many a parent will have to Inquire of the boy. One hundred guests fled from a Cin cinnati hotel fire in their night clothes, which must have been embarrassing to those who travel without night clothes. New York is going to try vacuum street cleaning. This we submit is in finitely better than taking your streets out into the back yard and beating them. Some people seem to wait patiently from one June to another for the pur pose of making a plea for shirtwaists for postmen and sunbonnets for horses. Five-sixths of the burlesque houses In New York city are rated in a Rus sell Sage foundation report as demor alizing. It is apparent, therefore, that the investigators attended the shows. A school of music has been opened Jin Bangkok. Siam, and the Bangko (kese are said to be bidding for a sym .phany orchestra. They are highly musical. 1 There is a Chicago woman -who wants to get rid of a husband whom she won on a bet. The moral is: Never bet. A new gun for the battleship Texas will hit the enemy 12 miles away, pro vided the enemy will be accommodat ing enough not to dodge. The death of a Chicago man is at tributed to the fact that he wore tight shoes. Yet Chicago women thrive and grow fat on such a form of torture. Lightning was too quick for an Ohio telephone girl. It rendered her in sensible before she could say “line’s busy.” Chewing gum has been tried fcr saccharin and acquitted. If tried for Its offenses under foot it would be lynched. During the hot weather no dog not properly adorned with a muzzle should jralk abroad. CONGRESS MAY QUIT IN AUGUST SENATE AND HOUSE LEADERS FIGURE ON ADJOURNMENT. Uote on Pact, Wool Tariff and Frev List Bills Still an Issue. Washington, July 3. —Indications are growing that corgress may conclude Its extra session earlier than has been generally expected. Many senators, to gether with Representative Under wood, Democratic house leader, are figuring on the first week of August as a possible adjournment time. The situation, however, is not sufficiently clear to warrant a positive prediction. No understanding has been reached yet for a vote on any of the trio of big measures bei’ore the senate, the Canadian reciprocity bill, whose advo cates express complete confidence in its passage and the wool tariff and free list bills. Senator Penrose, chair man of the finance' committee, pro poses, however, to press for unanim ous consent to fix dates in quick se quence for votes on all three meas ures. To hasten action Mr. Penrose and other senators are planning longer sessions immediately and perhaps will insist on night meetings. Mr. La Fol lette of Wisconsin is to offer amend ments when he makes his long speech on reciprocity. Mr. Bristow of Kansas will put for ward insurgent contentions and others ■who will figure in debate include Sen ators Gronna, of North Dakota, and Thornton of Louisiana, who will speak this week, Burton of Ohio, Stone of Missouri, Nelson and Clapp of Minne sota, Bailey of Texas and Simmons of North Carolina. Neither the senate nor the house will be in session until Wednesday. The senate special committee to inves tigate the election of senator Lorimer will resume hearings here July 13, and the house “sugar trust”, investigating committee, July 10. The house “steel trust” investigating committee will continue its hearings very soon. BASEBAU. SCORES. American Association. Toledo, 7; Minneapolis, 6. St. Paul, 4; Louisville, 1. Indianapolis, 7-2; Kansas City, 2-4. Milwaukee, 6-6; Columbus, 4-5. Standing of the Teams. Won. Lost. Pct Columbus 44 32 57! Kansas City 42 33 560 Milwaukee 38 38 500 Louisville 37 37 SoH Minneapolis 37 38 493 St. Paul 37 39 487 Toledo 34 41 453 Indianapolis 33 44 429 National League. Chicago, 13; Cincinnati, 3. St. Louis, 3; Pittsburg, 0. American League. Detroit, 14; Cleveland, 6. Chicago, 6; St. Louis, 2. Minny Leagne. Eau Claire, 5; Rochester, 41 Superior, 5; Duluth, 2. Winona, 4; La Crosse, 3. Standing of the Teams. Won. Lost. Pct. Winona 36 14 720 Superior 30 19 612 Duluth 27 21 563 Eau Claire 25 24 010 Rochester 19 29 390 La Crosse 18 31 367 DAILY MARKET REPORTS. Twin City Market*. Minneapolis, July 3.—Wheat, July, 95%c; Sept., 96%c; No. 1 northern, 98%c; No. 2 northern. 96%c; No. 1 du rum, 86%c; No. 3 corn, 60%c; No. 8 white oats, 43c; barley, malting, 99c; No. 2 rye, 83c; No. 1 flax. $2.05. Duluth. July 3.—Wheat, July. 97%c; Se.'t., 97%c; No. 1 northern, 97%c; No. 1 durum, 86%c. South St. Paul, July 3.—Cattle- Steers, $5.25(05.80; cows, $3.00(04.25; calves, hogs. $6.25@6.45; sheep, yearlings, $3.00@6.00. Chicago Live Stock. Chicago, July 3. —Cattle —Receipts, estimated at 200; steady; beeves. $4.65 @6.75; Texas steers $4.50@6; western steers. $4.70(05.95; stockers and feed ers, $3.25 @5.40; cows and heifers, $2.25 @5.75; calves. $5.75@8. Hogs—Receipts, estimated at 9,000; strong, sc, higher; light. $6.30(06.72’4; mixed, $6.30(06.75; heavy, $6.20(06.70; rough, $6.20(06.35; good to choice heavy, $6.35@6.50; bulk of sales $6.50 @6.65. Sheep—Receipts estimated at 9,000; weak; native. $2.50(04.40; western, $2.75@4.40; yearlings. $4.25@5.10; lambs. native, $4.50@7.55; western, $4.50@7.50. Chicago Grain Market. Chicago, July 3. —Hot weather north west gave the wheat market back bone. The fact that deliveries here were unexpectedly small had also a bullish effect. The total was only 15,000 bushels whereas 2,000,000 bushels or more seemed to be the popular es timate beforehand. Moreover. Liver pool sent word of a decrease in local stocks and of less favorable reports from Russia and from India. The open ing was a shade to %c higher. Sep tember started at 89% to 90%c; reacted to 89%c and then rose to 89%@90c. Reports that the damage area in North Dakota was spreading held prices flrm. The close was %@%c net higher for September at 90c. With stocks decreasing and with the crop near the danger line from heat, sentiment in the corn crowd kept bull ish. September opened %@% to %@ •’ 4 c up at 61% to 61% despite the large deliveries. One reason was that all the grain sent round wen into strong hands. The price touched 61 %c but rallied quickly to 61%@61%c. Subsequently the ma.ket hardened still more. The close was steady at 62c for July, a net gain of %@%c. Oats met a good deal of realizing and though sympathizing with other grain showed less strength. Septem ber started %@%c to %@%c higher at 44% to 44%c and reduced to 44%c. Profit taking in July pork ceased off that option but otherwise the market ruled firm with hogs. First sales were 10c off to 7%c off with September de livery, $15.52% for pork; $8.40 for lard and $8.50 to $8.55 for ribs. Chicago Cash grain, rye, No. 2, S7c: barley. 75@1.12; timothy, sß@l2; clover, $8 @15.25. Wheat, No. 2 red. $88%@89%c; No. 3 red, 86%@88%c; No. 2 hard. 88%@91c; No. 3 hard, 87%@90c; No. 1 northern, 95@98; No. 2 northern, 94@97c; No. 3 northern. 92@95c; No. 2 spring, 93 @ 96c: No. 3 spring . 90@94c; velvet chaff, 89@ 91c; durum, 82 @ 86c. Corn. No. 2, 59%@60c; No. 2 white, 59%@60c; No. 2 yellow, 59%@%0c; No. 3. 59@59%c; No. 3 white 59 %@ 59%c; No. 3 yellow, 59%@59%c; No. 4, 57%@57%c; No. 4 white, 57%@57%c; No. 4 yellow, 57%@58c. Oats, No. 2 white. 45@45%c; N 0.3 white 43%@44%c: No. 4 -white, 43%@ 44% c; standard, 44%@45c. Lemon and Salt. Ivory knife handles that have be come blackened may be cleaned by rubbing them with lemon dipped in salt, after which they should be washed in cold water and they will toe quite white again. To Keep Furnace From Rusting. Flaked lime, placed loosely on a board inside a furnace, during the Summer, will take up moisture and , bus prevent the metal from rusting.—- •Housekeeper. MONEY CAN’T BUY SOME THINGS INDICT WIRE TRUST FEDERAL GRAND JURY RETURNS NINE INDICTMENTS AGAINST ALLEGED MONOPOLY. —J PROMINENT MEN ARE NAMED Companies and Individuals Affiliated With Steel Industry Are Charged With Restraint of Trade in Viola tion of the Sherman Act. New York. —Nine indictments were returned by a federal grand jury here against as many associations and a long list of individuals comprising the so-called “wire trust.” Among some of the prominent indi viduals named as officers of the com panies composing the alleged pools are the following: Frank J. Gould, president of the Old Dominion Iron and Nail Works of Vir ginia; Herbert L. Satterlee, Haber shaw Wire company; William P. Pal mer, president of the American Steel and Wire company; Charles F. Brook er, vice-president of the Ansonia Brass and Copper company and a member of the Republican national committee from Connecticut; Henry G. Stoddard, president of the Trenton Iron com pany; Erskine Hewitt, vice-president of the Trenton Iron company; Frank N. Phillips, president of the American Electrical works, and Ferdinand W. Roebling of John A. Roebling, Sons & Co. The companies indicted are: The Bare Copper Wire association, the Wire Rope Manufacturers’ associa tion, the Lead Encased Rubber Cable association, the Fine Magnet Wire as sociation, the Underground Power Cable association, the Horseshoe Manufacturers’ association, the Tele phine Cable association and the Weatherproof and Magnet Wire asso ciation. Only two of the associations named are subsidiaries of the United States Steel corporation—namely, the Tren ton Iron works and the American Steel and Wire company. The offense with which they are charged is unlawful combination in re straint of trade in wire products in violation of the anti-trust law. Herbert Satterlee is a son-in-law of J. Pierpont Morgan and Frank Gould is the well-known financial and street railway magnate. FLIES OVER NIAGARA FALLS Airman Beachy Circles Cataract In Aeroplane, Skims Surface of Rap ids and Lands Safely. Niagara Falls, N. Y., June 28. —With the whirr of his biplane motor drowned in the roar of the cataract and man and machine momentarily obscured in spray and mist, Lincoln Beachy, the California aviator, after circling above the falls, swooped beneath the arches of the upper steel bridge and down the gorge almost to the whirlpool. It was the first time a bird-man had cut through the air currents and mist clouds and leaping foam caused by Niagara’s falls and rapids that have lured so many adventurers to their death. Roof Falls, Seven Killed. Buffalo, N. Y. —Seven workmen were crushed to death and seven others seriously injured in the collapse of the roof and other portions of the Buffalo water department’s new pumping station. One in 500 Can Sell Fireworks. New York. —A permit has been re fused to 499 of the 500 applicants for permits to sell fireworks in New Y’ork on July 4, because their shops are not located in fireproof build ings. Dix Vetoes Grady Bill. Albany.—The Grady bill, prohibiting the photographing and measuring of suspected criminals, was vetoed by Governor Dix on the ground that it would “hamper the police in securing the most usual and simple means of identification ot suspected crim inals.” Many Towns In Utah "Wet.” Salt Lake City, Utah. —Out of the 110 cities and towns in Utah that voted on the prohibition of the sale of liquor, 23 voted “wet” HINES DENIES STORY Dclares Funk Suggested* Fund Be Raised. Lumberman on Stand Before Lorimer Investigating Committee—Per jury Is Hinted At. Washington.—Edward Hines, the Chicago lumberman, denied on the witness stand the story of Clarence S. Funk that he (Hines) had asked SIO,OOO for the election of Senator Lorimer. He also contradicted the testimony of W. H. Cook as to the al leged telephone conversation with Governor Deneen. Hines gave his version of the much discussed talk with Funk at the Union League club at Chicago, said he was sitting in the club with Fred Carney of Marinette, Wis.; Charles Hall, Sault Ste. Marie, and Isaac Baker of Chicago. Mr, Funk aproached and shook hands. The witness continued: “He (Funk) said: ‘I am glad to hear of Mr. Lorimer’s election to the senate.’ I said I was glad to hear him say so. He said, ‘I would like very much to have you arrange to introduce me to Senator Lorimer. I have never met him.’ “Then we walked over toward the entrance of the club and he said: 'I understand the senator must have been put to more or less expense for this senatorship, and he ought not to stand It. The business interests ought to take it off his hands. We would like to contribute!’ “I said, ‘I do not know anything about that. I will see about it, and let you know.’ ” Hines said he did not tell Lorimer Funk wanted to tontribute. After listening to Hines’ denial of testimony by Funk and Cook, Sena tor Kenyon exclaimed: “Well, there will be some prosecu tions for perjury right here.” Referring to the much-discussed telephone conversation, Mr. Hines de nied positively that he said, “Hello, Governor Deneen,” or spoke about the use of money in the election. He de nied knowing anything about the use of money to elect Senator Lorimer. Mr. Hines swore that Mr. Lorimer himself, not Governor Deneen, was at the Springfield end of the wire. He assured Mr. Lorimer, then a congress man, that he had been requested by Senator Aldrich to say that President Taft, Senator Penrose and the rest of the national administration were for Lorimer for senator, “and you must be elected.” In testifying, Mr. Hines admitted saying he might “come down on a train,” but made no mention of money. FIRE ON BATTLESHIP OHIO Capt. Buchanan Orders After Maga zine, Containing Large Quantity of High Explosives, Flooded. New York.—Fire, starting in the after turret of the battleship Ohio in the Brooklyn navy yard, became so threatening that the after magazine, containing hundreds of pounds of high explosives, was flooded on orders from Captain Bunchanan. Henwood Found Guilty. Denver, Colo.—The jury in the case of Frank H. Henwood of New York, tried on the charge of killing George E. Copeland, returned a verdict of second-degree murder. Copeland was standing near Henwood in the bar room of the Brown Palace hotel when Henwood shot and killed Sylvester von Phul. Head of College Resigns. Galesburg, 111. —President W. F. McVey of Hemming college, Abington, 111., has tendered his resignation. Senator Warren Is Wedded. New York.—United States Senator Francis Warren of Wyoming was mar ried to Miss Clara Le Baron Morgan in the ball room of the Hotel Gotham. Senator Warren is sixty-seven years old and his bride thirty-five. Jap Ball Players Sall. San Francisco, Cal. —The Kelo uni versity baseball team of Japan brought its tour of America to a close with the defeat of the United States naval training station team by a score of • to a. STEEL REPORT OUT SMITH SAYS TRUST OWNS 75 PER CENT. OF ALL LAKE ORES. MUCH ‘WATER’ IS ELIMINATED Strength of United States Corporation Is Shown to Be Due to Its Owner ship of Large Portion of Crude Product. Washington.—President Taft made public the much discussed and long expected report on the United States Steel corporation submitted to him by the bureau of corporations. Signed by Herbert Knox Smith, commissioner of corporations, the re port makes no recommendations and is almost wholly narrative in form. Mr. Smith declares that restriction of competition was a prime object of the organizers of the steel corporation, or so-called “trust.” Capitalized at $1,402,000,000. the cor poration, he asserts, had tangible prop erty worth only $682,000,000. By con stant reinvestment of earnings, how ever, the report pc.nts out, much of the “water” in the company has been eliminated. The steel corporation now owns 75 per cent, of the lake ores, having re cently concentrated its efforts to se curing these properties. On this point the report says: “Indeed, in so far as the steel cor porat’nn’s position in the entire iron and steel industries is of monopolistic character, it is chiefly through its control of ore holdings and the trans portation of ore.” Discussing in detail how “the Im pending struggle of the giants” was averted almost over night by the for mation of the great combination of combinations, taking in 250 subsidiary companies controlling 60 per cent, of the total crude and finished steel production of the country, the report says: “Until 1898 the bulk of the busi ness was distributed among a very considerable number of concerns. There was sharp competition, modi fied by frequent pools of greater or less duration and effectiveness.” Then came an era of great combina tions, the report continues, with capi talizations ranging from $30,000,000 to $100,000,000, mergers of many smaller companies, which, instead of eliminat ing competition, threatened to bring price cutting on a larger scale than ever before. In 1899-1900 there were three great companies—the Carnegie company, Federal Steel and National Steel —dominating the production of crude and semi-finished products, and six concerns—the American Steel and Wire, American Tin Plate, American Steel Hoop, American Sheet Steel, Na tional Tube and American Bridge— controlling the lighter finished pro ducts. This was the period when the "strug gle of the giants” was impending and when the formation of the United States Steel corporation was con ceived and brought about. All nine of the companies named were combined, and later the Union Steel company, the Clairton Steel company, and, in 1907, the Tennessee Coal, Iron and Railroad company were taken over. The promoting syndicate putting the deal through netted $62,500,000 in cash. The commissioner finds that compe tition, so far as prices are concerned, has been modified by the policy of “co-operation” Inaugurated at the “Gary dinners,” about which so much has been said before the congressional steel investigating committee. The present valuation of the com bine’s tangible property is placed at $1,187,000,000, as against $1,468,000,000 outstanding securities, an Increase of about $487,000,000 in property, while only about $66,000,000 has been added to capitalization. BALKS PLAN TO FIX VOTE La Follette Objects to Proposal to Take a Ballot on Reciprocity Bill July 24. Washington.—An attempt by Chair man Penrose of the senate finance committee to fix July 24 for a vote on the Canadian reciprocity bill was defeated in the senate through Sena tor La Follette’s objection. The debate indicated that some of the Republican insurgents and some Democrats will fight to have the wool revision and the free list bills passed first so that the president will have to act on them before the senate passes the reciprocity bill. A severe wind rain and hail storm swept over Washington. It blew sixty miles an hour about the capitol, caus ing so much disturbance that the sen ate adjourned. Senator Borah was speaking and his colleagues found it impossible to hear him. Mother Slays Children and Herself. Lockey, Tex. —Searchers found the body of Mrs. Maude McCrary of Los Angeles, Cal., hanging from a wind mill in the rear of a house she had been occupying, and the bodies of her three children, with their throats cut, in the weeds near the dwelling. Banner Connecticut Peach Crop. New Haven, Conn. —Advices re ceived here from important centers of the peach raising industry of the state point to a banner crop for this year. Bank Robbed of $43,000. Utica, N. Y. —The First National bank of Earlsville, N. Y., announced the disappearance of Its cashier, Guy H. Clark, and a letter mailed in Utica by Clark gave the officials the first Intimation that they had been robbed of $43,000. Bank Head Found Guilty. New York. —Joseph B. Reichman, formerly president of the Carnegie Trust company, was found guilty of making false statements to the state banking department. KENOSHA MAN QUITS NATHAN ALLEN RETIRES AS HEAD OF BIG LEATHER FIRM. Alleged He Furnished Money to Buy Jewels Which Mrs. Jenkins Is Charged With Smuggling. Kenosha, Wis. —Nathan Allen, the millionaire leather manufacturer who is enmeshed in the Cassie Chadwick like financing of Mrs. Helen Dwelle Jenkins to an amount believed to ap proximate $1,500,000, and which the United States customs authorities at New York allege were smuggled into this country, has retired from active business. Announcement was made from the offices of N. R. Allen & Sons company here that Mr. Allen had resigned as president and member of the board of directors of the big leather concern. About three months ago Mr. Allen resigned from the board of directors of the First National bank of Kenosha, a post which he had held for several years. Charles Chester Allen, a nephew, succeeds to the positions va cated by his uncle in the bank and the leather company. When Charles Chester Allen was asked whether his uncle had been forced to resign, he made an emphatic denial. New York.—Collector William Loeb, Jr., declared that all the plans made by Richard Parr, deputy surveyor of the port, for visiting Chicago to investigate the smuggling charges against Nathan Allen, millionaire leather man of Kenosha, Wis., Mrs. Helen Dwelle Jenkins and John R. Collins, their southern friend, were laid before Secretary of the Treasury MacVeagh at Washington before Parr started on his trip. Pending official developments in the case, ten men and women of social prominence in this city are under sur veillance and the names of a score are en the suspect list of Collector Loeb. What particularly stimulates him are intimations he has received that the underground channel through his nets is still open and that members of his staff are implicated, GIBBONS PRIEST FIFTY YEARS Cardinal Celebrates Mass of Thanks giving on the Anniversary of His Ordination. Baltimore, July 1. —In a little chapel in a home where he is visiting, about 50 miles from Baltimore, Cardinal Gib bons offered up a mass of thanksgiv ing in honor of the most momentous event of his long career. He completes 50 years of a successful priesthood f ~~\ [wfj Cardinal Gibbons. and 25 years as cardinal and nominal head of the Roman Catholic church in the United States. It was on June 30, 1861, that Father Gibbons, after fin ishing his education for the priest hood at St. Mary’s seminary, was or dained at the cathedral here by Arch bishop Kenrick. Just 25 years later, June 30, 1886, the red hat was con ferred on him, also at the cathedral HARVARD WINS THE VARSITY Beats Out Yale Crew in Annual Row ing Test—Minor Events Are Divided. New London, Conn. —Harvard won the annual boat race from Yale here by a liberal margin. At one point the Crimson boat was nine lengths ahead of the Blue craft. The Cambridge men caught the water easily and took the lead from the start, and at the finish were pull ing easily. An aeroplane circled over the course during the progress of the race. The official time of the varsity race was: Harvard, 22:44; Yale, Harvard won by fourteen lengths. Yale pulled out a victory in the freshmen eights by a superb spurt in the last half mile, while the Harvard substitute varsity fours, leading from the start, defeated Yale by two lengths. Both races were rowed well, but a contrary wind and a slack tide made the time slow. Regiments to Quit Texas. Washington. —After a talk with Secretary of War Stimson and Major General Wood, chief of staff of the army, President Taft authorized the withdrawal of four regiments from the maneuver division at San Antonio, Tex. The regiments will be with drawn in the next thirty days. Iditarod City, Alaska, Burned. Seattle, Wash.—lditarod City, Alas ka, was nearly destroyed by fire on June 25. News of the conflagration has jqst been received here. Plan McNamara Defense. Indianapolis. —Samuel Gompers and other prominent union leaders began their conferences in regard to further ing the defense of the McNamara brothers, now in jail in Los Angeles Cal., on charges of dynamiting. Claxton Named by Taft. Washington. —President Taft an nounced the appointment of Philander Claxton, professor of education at the University of Tennessee, as commis sioner of education, succeeding Elmer E. Brown, resigned. FEELS LIKE A BOY. Since Doan’s Kidney Pills Cured Him of Terriblo Kidney Trouble. Sheldon Smith, Prop. Arlington House, Woodland, Cal., says: “Three years I was almost helpless. Kidney se jff cretions scalded ter- ribly and obliged me Wa to arise ten to twelve T; times a night. My SEL/LjA y left limb became so stiff and sore I could hardly w’alk just hobbled around with cane - 1 had almost every complaint that Tp * T n’ diseased kidneys pro- • duce, and Doan’s Kid- ney Pills removed them all. At the age of 76 I feel like a boy and enjoy health and comfort. Can anyone wonder at my gratitude? Remember the name—Doan's. For sale by druggists and general storekeepers everywhere. Price 50c. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. UNDERTAKING FOR MISSIONARY. —— —— - //:V 1 i “There are a good many thankless jobs.” “Such as trying to make vegetarians of the cannibals.” BABY’S HAIR ALL CAME OUT “When my first baby was six months old he broke out on his head with little bumps. They would dry up and leave a scale. Then it would break out again and it spread all over his head. All the hair came out and his head was scaly all over. Then his face broke out all over in red bumps and it kept spreading until it was cn his hands and arms. I bought several boxes of ointment, gave him blood medicine, and had two doctors to treat him, but he got worse all the time. He had it about six months when a friend told me about Cuticura. I sent and got a bottle of Cuticura Resolvent, a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment. In three days after using them he began to improve. He began to take long naps and to stop scratching his head. After taking two bottles of Resolvent, two boxes of Ointment and three cakes of Soap he was sound and well, and never had any breaking out of any kind. His hair came out in little curls all over his head. I don’t think anything else would have cured him except Cuticura. “I have bought Cuticura Ointment and Soap several times since to use for cuts and sores and have never known them to fail to cure what I put them on. I think Cuticura is a great remedy and would advise any one to use it. Cuticura Soap is the best that I have ever used for toilet purposes.” (Signed) Mrs. F. E. Harmon, R. F. D. 2, Atoka, Tenn., Sept. 10, 1910. In Golf. “Is this your ball over here?” “Is it in a hole?” “Yes.” “A deep hole?” “Yes.” “With slightly overhanging banks, so you can’t possibly get at It?” “Yes.” “Then it’s my ball, all right.” Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the /'"Jy s/fT/j . z/ Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria Their Favorite Alibi. Cook —How do you get out of it when the misses scolds you for not answering the bell? Waitress —I always tell her I was making mayonnaise.—Harper’s Basar. Stop the Pain. The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when Cole’s Carbollsalve Is applied. It heals quickly and prevents scars. 25c and 50c by druggists. For free sample write to J. W. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis. Hopeless. “Why don’t you get in line for Miss Hattie’s favor?” “Humph! That line’s busy.” No znan is so sharp that some one doesn’t try to sit on him. To Get Its Beneficial Effects. Always Buy the Genuine SYRUP o fIGS ana Euxir ol Senna manufactured bythe (SUfWNIA flfi Sw(6. Sold by all leading Druggists One Size Only, a BetUe