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I am a locomotive engineer, and have born for twen ty years, and am now running on the Maine Central Itatlroad. Life on an engine, an all engineers know, la very try Inn to health and atrength. The continual Jar f the engine, and (train on our long trips all tend to weaken the kidney and ailany mgmm i add . II . n to thlt, tcnyWart ago,T met wltirg feTcTeHTciaefit, and I waa taken from under my ciigliti with w mm lincraal Injurlr. which gaeetne great palnT 1 tia-liM up for l months, and sufrrn rt more than I can describe, and more than 1 wleh to suffer again. I returned work, but my kldneya began to disturb me, and my nervous tyt tem termed to be out of ord' r. I co'ild not aleep, as my water demamArd inch constant attention that I was kept nwake a great part of tb! night . to urinate caused severe, pains. I employed the best medical skill In Portland wid elsewhere, but continued to grow worse. I was persunflrd to try Hunt's Remedy, as 1 found t hat many of my f rienda In Portland had used It with great success, yet I bad no faith that it would reach my ease However. I seat for a half - dozen bottles at one of the drug stores. In Portland, and from the use of the first bottle found a great relief. My water was much better ami the p4m in the back and limbs greatly re lieved. I continued Its use until I bad used ten bottles In all, and U has been to me a wonderful blessing, and I have deemed It a duty and privilege to recommend It to those troubled In a similar manner: and you may publish this for the benefit of our railroad men and th public. In general, as It has completely cored mc. Uko. W. IIkadlkt, Engineer Maine Central Railroad, Por.Ti.M), Me., May 12. 1883. SJAUSE IVOR ALARM. Alice E. Cctitis, of Brunswick, Me., writes us on May J, 18H3: "That she has suffered very much at frequent Intervals with kidney disease, and the attacks wi re Increasing In severity so steadily as to cause alarm Her'aunt, Mrs. X. M. Small, persuaded her to use nunt's Remedy, and after using several bottles Miss Curtis has been trued from the severe ashes and pnlns to which she had long been accustomed; and fur ther says i hat Hunt's Remedy never falls to relieve the seven' pslns In the side and Intense backache, and Miss C. pronounces It a real blessing to woman for all kid ney diseases, and she cordially recommends It for tbs many Ills and pains peculiar to women." Indulgence and Excesses. WbMMI over-eatinc; or tlrinkiiitrare made hnnnlcss by using Hop Hitters freely, giving elegant apjietite ami enjoyment by using tliein before and removing all dullness, pains and distress afterwards, leaving tho lieatl clear, nerves steady, and all the feel ings buoyant, elastic and more happy than bufnra. The pleasing effects of a Christian or sumptuous dinner continuing days after wards. Eminent Testimony. N. Y. Witness, Aug. 15, 180.1 "I tnd that in addition to the pu rc spirits contained in tlieir composition, they contain ttic extracts of hops and other well-known .mil hilily approved medicinal roots, leaves and tinctures in quantities suflirieiit to ren der the article what tho makers claim it to be, to wit, a medicinal preparation and not a beverage unfit and unsafe to be used ex cept as a medicine. "From a careful nnalysisof their formula which was attested under oath 1 Sad that in every wine-glassful of Hop Hitters, tho active medicinal projierties aside from, the distilled spirits aTo equal to a full doso for an adult, which fact, in my opinion, subjects it to an internal revenue tax as a medicinal hitter." Crken B. i: aim, U. S. Com. In. Rev. Hardened Liver. Five years ap;o I broke down with kidney and liver complaint and rheumatism. Since then I have Ix'cn unable to Ihs about at all. My liver became hard like wood; my limbs were puffed up and filled with water. All tho best physicians agreed that nothing could cure me. I resolved to try Hop Hit ters; 1 have used seven bottles; tho hard ness has all cone from my liver, the swelling from my limbs, and it has worked a miracle in my case; otherwise I would have been now in my grave. J. W. Mop.ey, Buffalo, Oct 1, '81. Poverty and SulTcrinc. ' I was dragged down with debt, poverty and sufferiiiR fqr years, cnuscd by a. sink I'amilyand largo hi la for doctorfnw. I was completely tllpcoiiratrod, until one year apo, by the advico of my imstor, I commenced using flop Hitters, and in one-mouth wo were all well, and none of us have seen a sick day since, and 1 want to say to all poor men, you can keep your fami nes wen u year wit n nop mtters lor less man one doctor i ctor s visit will coat; 1 know It. A WOKKINOMAN, OR. JOHN DOLL'S Sffll's Tonic Syrup FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES. The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly claims for it a superiority over all rem edies ever offered to the public for the SAFE, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT cure of Ague and Fever, or Chills and Fever, wheth er of short or long standing. He refers to the entire Western and Southern country to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion that in no case whatever will it fail to cure if the directions are strictly followed and carried oat. In a great many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been oared by a single bottle, with a per fect restoration of the general health. It is, hovever, prudent, and in every case more cer tain to cure, if its use is continued in smallei doses for a week or two after the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long-standing cases. Usually this medicine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Should the patient, however, re quire a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of tho Tonic, a singlo dose of BULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will be sufficient, DR. JOHN BULL'S SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER. The Popular Remedies of the Day. Principal Office, 881 Main St., 1,01 IS V I I I.? , KT. Catarrh cream balm when npilled by tho finger Into tho nostrils, will le ab sorlied. effectually cleansinR the head of catarrhal virus, causing healthy se cretions. It. nu - inflammation, pro tects the membrane of the nasal pnso airesfrom addition al colds.completely henls the sores and ri stores taste and smell. A few appli cations relievo. A thimnnjh treatment j A- sTFF D vonttivtiu cure. Bl' 1 " Agreeable to use. Send for circular. Price 50 cents by mall or at lrujrirists. Ely Hrothers, Owcfro, N. Y. 6 $25 Every Day Can be easily made with our Well Augers & Drills One man and one- horse required. We are the only makers of the TifUn Well Boring and Rock-Drilling Machine. Warranted the Rest on Earth! Many ol our customer, make from a SO luSIO a day. Book and Circulars FRKE. Ad drees, L00MIS & NTHIAN. TIFFIN. OHIO. -i III r.Y9 TUk FUiTlt.Ml. - LlmtrUl. We yll. iUsuCoMlaW, If or tt l-ook, tJurtai J3NES OF BINSHAMTON, B1M.1UJIT03, I. TV VILKI! TARGET OX'X. -o genuine and best. fAndihot. Sends bui klck. Shoots t: a iht. lnted arrows, shot and iivcredfree on receipt or price list of Scroll Whlng Tftckliv Hammocks, JOHN WTLKINSON CO., 7 SO i I Wabash Avenue, uiucao, in. PILES "Anafcesis";;.',. irt ua." Yore Mak C 1. Mfl nerdav at home. Samples worth 3 ii Co. FgrUaaH, aia. 3 N ZUtree. Address Siwson ii PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY. BOLIVAR. TENNESSEE. IN A GAP DUX. There's a garden of my childhood that I only Fee in dreams. l'ver sunshine lies upon it, shadows only passing flit: Thro' the vista of my memory very fair that ganlen seems. And I sometimes yearn with 1 miring once again to enter it ! f can smr-11 the lawn's first mowing, and the rich arth freshly turned. When the spring's warm-fingered touches woke to life the gardeu beds. Where the double row of crocus like a golden pathway burned. And the tulips in the border waved their stately crimson heads. Where the south wail lured the swallows wheeling up against the blue; Summer beauty gained upon us ere we knew the spring Ixjgun: There the pale wisteria clusters tender arms of f ragrunee threw Till the white magnolia lifted cups of silver to the sun. Year by year the blooming orchard lay like snow beneath the moon. Year by year the chaffinch nested where the moss-jrrown boughs divide. And her brood upon the branches twittered through the dawns of June, Till the growing apples reddened under August's smile of pride. Spring and ever-radiant summer and full autumn hold it'fast, Ms- enchanted garden, whither fancy leads me back to-day ; Never winter falls upon it, for the pictures of the past. Cod be thanked, are happy pictures, and their skies for ever gay. Only when across life's highway comes the scent of country brier. Or of wafted honeysuckle, westward borne, and cold with dow; 'Then the longing for my garden fills me with such strong desire That my soul is faint within me for the sun shine that I knew! O. B. Stuart, in Argosy. ''DIED i;ame." It is morning on the pi'airie. To the east is the rosy sunrise and the dim. far-away outline of a mountain range; to the north a shadowy line which may mean hills or timber; to the west and south a broad, level ocean of green grass which has no limit. It Menu as lend as a floor to the eye, but it is cut up with dry ravines and ditches, and there are sharp ridges and tlips and sunken spots. The sun is warm, the air still, and every blade of grass is loaded with dia mond dewdrops. There is no bird to chirp, and no crickets to call, out but there is no feeling of loneliness. One who faces that morning sun and feels the vastnoss of the prairie is lost in quiet amazement. There is an awe upon him akin to that which man feels when he nea the ocean lashed to mighty fury. The one is an exhibition of Divine anger the other of Divine peace. See! A rough-clad, full-bearded man, of iron muscle and fearless courage, suddenly rises from a hollow, tosses aside his blanket, and slowly turns his head in every direction to scan the green grass sea. At the same moment his horse emerges from a dip which has heretofore sheltered him, and, with a whinny of recognition and pleasure, ad vances straight upon his master. Alone! Man and horse are the only living creatures in sight. They are as much lost to. the world as two grains of sand washing to and fro in the Atlantic. The muster's hand steals up until it rests upon tho horse's neck, and the faithful animal crowds a bit nearer. Both are awed by the broad expanse. The mighty grandeur of Nature steals in upon the man's soul, and it seems to pass like an electric current to the horse. He raises his head. His nostrils ex pand. His eyes grow clearer and larger. Surely he must see the pictures spread out before him there; anil something of its beauty must be felt. See that! The man's hand goes up to shade his eyes. He is looking straight to the west. He stands like a rock, and his eyes are keen as an eagle's. Tho horse is looking in the same direction, ears pricked forward, lips quivering and every muscle in his legs tightened up as if for a race. What is it? A flutter on the surf ace of the prairie caught the man's eye for an in stant and then disappeared. It is two miles away. It was only a trifle; but on that trifle depends his life. A shipwrecked sailor catches his breath at sight of every white cloud creeping above the water line. The hunter on the prairie feels bis heart pound at the flutter of a bird's wing the bark of a covote t lie hoot of an owl tt eight of hoof -print or a broken bush. These may mean nothing, or they may mean an ambush a race for life capture and torture. Yi! vi! vi! " Tiie level-seeming praix dry r ne is broken two miles awav by a avine deeper than a man's height. This curves and bonds and leads on for miles. Scrunb-) ling out of its depths, and each one sounding his war-whoop as he mounts his pony, are a sc ore of Indians. For two days the hunter had swept the horizon in vain. He was alone on the great ocean. Night had been tran quil and full of sound sleep. Here, DOW, rising like specters from the earth before him, is a band of blood thirsty demons raving for his life The sight stuns him for a few seconds. Then, with a growl of chagrin and defi ance, lie flings the saddle upon his horse, picks up his rifle, and while yet the In dians are a mile and a half away, he mounts and heads for the east. A race for life has begun. The hunter's horse strikes into a long, steady gallop, which would keep hini alongside of a train of cars. There is a chorus of yells from tho redskins as they make the first rush. Then the si lence of the prairie is broken onlv by the thud! thud! of horses' feet. " The very silence is ominous, ami speaks of a grim dotorminatibn to run the victim tlown. Steady, now! The hunter's horse de vours mile after mile of the green prai rie, now at the crest of a swell now almost hidden in a dip now for an in stant out of sight of those who follow. They gain a little. The hunter plans that they shall. Every yard thev gain requires an extra speed that will take ten minutes oft'the race after high noon. At ten o'clock they have gained half a mile. Then the pace is even, and neither loses nor gains. There is something terribly grim in following a man to his death. Not a shout not a call not a rifle-shot. Thud! thud! th.id! over level and ridge and always to the east. The sun mounts higher and higher, and now and then the hunter glances hack with a faint hope that the pursuit has been aban doned. No! He might as well expec t a wolf to quit the pursuit of a wounded deer leaving its lite-blood to stain the grass at every rod. It is high noon. The pursuit began over sixty miles away, but the breeze brings to the hun ter's ears that bum monotony of hoof Itcats. and he glanres back to see that same dark line strung out at his heels. It has become a question of endurance. j it fie can tire tneiu out he will escape. He shuts his teeth anew, reaches for ward to caress his horse He is down! A burrow caught a foot as the horse sped onward and man and animal roll to the ground. The race is finished. The poor beast whinnies an apolojrv for his fall as he flounders alxut with a broken lep;, and the ex ultant shouts of the redskins hardly reach the hunter's ears before he is down alongside the crippled horse and his rifle aimed at the approaching foe. It is another bright, peaceful day. Here are the same pure air, the same blue sky, the same panorama of grass and flowers and dimly outlined moun tains. A band of hunters are crossing the prairie at a steady gallop, instead of a single man riding for his life. A vul ture rises up with a hoarse scream a second a third and the odor of decay reaches the nostrils of riders and horses. The band halts, rides to the left, and presently all look down upon a sight which tells its own story. The swollen carcass of a horse, the scalped and dis figured body of a hunter trampled gr;;ss-spots of blood- -broken arrows the earih uptorn by hoofs. One with stouter heart than the rest dismounts and picks up a dozen flat tened bullets and a score of arrows. Then he circles r..und the spot and gathers up the empty shells thrown out by the hunter's Winchester. Bullets, arrows and shells are deposited in a heap by the corpse, and the man points out one three five seven spots on the praifie where the trampled gras? and stains of Mood show the fall of horse or man. Then in a voice in which sorrow and pride were mingled he whis pers: "Poor Tom! But he died Detroit Free Press. game!" An "0" for an " E." At an editorial convention the con versation turned on typographical er rors. Of course every man present who had wielded a Falser for the purpose or lifting struggling humanity into the upper strata, where the dazzling raj's of the bright sun of knowledge should illume the path, etc., had some remi niscence about certain typographical errors. Joe Peters, of the Blowtown IJuglt; finally got the floor. "Gentle men," said he, "see this scar across my cheek as big as a horse-shoe; seo this crevasse iu my nose whence a portion lias been extracted; seo the remaining half inch of inv right ear; examine this haml ttiul wonder what became of the thumb ari l fourth linger; look at this t stiff' leg. All 'this is the result of get ting an 'o' wdiere an 'e' ought to be. I had occasion to report a case in 'Squire Field's office, and the evidence of one of the witnesses did not tally very well with the others. This was a big, burly man, a livery-stable keeper, who might be able to get away with Sullivan. I incidentally remarked that the witness was a veracious man. Well, gentlemen, when the Bwjle came out the intelligent compositor and the equally intelligent proof-reader had got it voracious. The livery-stable man saw it before I did. and walked straight into the office, anil without speaking a word he seized me by the hand and broke those fingers so they had to be amputated ; then he jabbed me against the wall with force enough to knock out my front teeth, stopping to inquire whether I still thought he was voracious. Before I could answer he bit off a piece of my ear antl asked if I took him for the fool who undertook to eat eighteen goose eggs in eighteen hours. Then he slammed me against the imposing-stone and broke my leg, and mildly inquired if he looked like a man who would make a bet to assimilate a brace of quail every day for six weeks. Before I could recover from that assault he landed an iron inkstand against my jaw-bone, with the query whether any body had told me that he was the party who could digest a peck of raw oysters, at a sitting. As a parting salute he bit a piece out of my nose and left. After the doctor had gathered what there was left of me and set my broken bones, 1 asked for a copy of the Bugle and dis covered what it was that had made him mad."" "Did yon sue him for damages?" asked the crowd. "Not at all." said Peters: "1 had got more damages than I wanted already." Oil City Derrick. Brother (Jardner on Minding One's Own Business. "Who am my nay-bur?" asked the President of the Lime-Kiln Club as ho opened the meeting and blew his noso with the report of an army musket, loaded to kill a mile antl a half awa. There was deep silence throughout the hall for a moment, anil he then con- tinned: "It's none o' my bizness. If my naybur wants to bony an' lend an' be friendly, dat's all right, an' I shall meet mm half way. If he wants to lib secluded, dat's his bizness. It's none o' my affair whar1 he cum from, what he works at, how much he gits, what he eats or wears or where he puts in his time. If he am a good man, so mm h tie better fur society. If he am a bad one, let do purlecce take car' o' him." " I has bin hangin' on to life ober sev enty long y'ars, an" when I sit down of a night to reflect an" wonder an' recall, it pears to me dat one-half de trouble and worrinients of life cum from mind in' odder peoples' bizness an' lettin' our own go at loose ends. I got frew wid it a good while :go. Dar' was a time in my life when, if a strange nigger passed my cabin ridin' a cream-cuil'd mule an' followed by a yaller dog I'd quit hoein' co'n to wonder whar' he cum from, whar' he was eoin', how old de mule was, what his wife looked like, how many children he had, an' a hun dred odder things. Am it any biznetu o' my naybur's wheder 1 prefer on'ons raw or cooked? Not a bit. Am it any bizeness o' mine w heder my naybur an' his wife agree or liirht ? Not a bit. I run my bizeiesa to please myself. 1 let my naybur do de game. I don't ask wheder he am iist onto' State Prison or list ram from Chicago. I don't ask an' I tloan' car' how he got his pianer, or wheder he has paid fur his ca' pets. If he exhibits a nayburly speerit by sxin' to borry my shovel, I shall respond by axin' de loan of his ax. "Dar" am three or fo' members in dis club who am greatly troubled ober odder people's bizness. iey can't see dis, an' dey wonder ober dat, an' dey suspect an' suspishun an" go to bed mad bekase it ain't all writ out on de ba'n doah fur 'em to read. I wan, sich members to disreckollect dat any one pusson who airns a libin', pavs his debts an" keeps outer de hands of de doctahs an' pur leece has all de bizness h kin 'tend to. If he imagines he hasn't I kin make mo' bizness fur him!" There was quite a rustle of excite ment :ts the President finished, an 1 If Lonesome Sanders had not had his face in the water-dipper he would have ob served fifty different individuals looking in his direetiort, Detroit Free Frtss. USEFUL AND SUGGESTITE. Tomatoes not many generations ago were considered poisonous. Last fall there were 52,322,052 cans of toma toes put up by the canning establish ments of the United States. Tobacco-smoke prevents the at tacks of all insects that infests plants, and does no injury to the4 plants unless they are confined in it for too long a tim?. While it often keeps off insects it does not always destroy them, though it is fatal to many. N. Y. Post. An excellent pudding is made of tart apples stewed, and then put in lay ers with fine cracker or bread crumbs. While the apples are still hot stir sugar and a little butter in with them. This should be baked for half an hour A little sweet cream is a great addition, but it is good without any sauce. Ex cktmge. Crystalized Popcorn: Put into an iron kettle one tablespoonful butter, three of water, one teacupful sugar, boil till it candies; then add three quarts of corn nicely popped, stir brisk ly until the candy is evenly distributed over the corn, remove the kettle from the fire and stir till the corn is cool; use a moderate fire. N. Y. Times. Massachusetts proposes to enrcour age the cultivation of sorghum and sugar beets by the offer of one dollar per ton for all varieties of each raised and used within the commonwealth in the manufacture of sugar. The offer is to be open for three years, by which time it is to be hoped that the industry will no longer need special encourage ment. A prominent New York farmer, whose crops are proverbial for their abundance, use? no other fertilizer than laud plaster and clover. His plan is tc sow clover, plaster it so as to secure a rank growth and turn under for his other crops, wheat included. He lias kept up this plan for over fifty years, and claims that his farm is growingmore valuable each year. N. Y. Herald. Husbandman: Foul foot in cattle is caused by pasturing on land so wet that the hoofs sink into the soil. When it once gets in a herd it is apt to become infectious, and great trouble is often found in getting rid of it. Powdered vitriol applied after thoroughly cleans ing the foot is the common remedy. It is harsh, but effectual. As boggy land is usually reserved for pasturing it is worth while to know that even for this purpose thorough drainage works marked improvement. Again, after un deY draining such land is often the best for grain and root crops. -V. Y. Her ald : 1 ' " ' - Breakfast cake, or coffee cake, as it is commonly called, should be made, once in a while. When you are spong ing bread, use nearly double the usual' quantity of yeast, and then reserve two large cupfuls of this sponge for the cake. Add to it the well-beaten white of one egg, one cup of sugar, half a cup of butter, and English currants, if in clined. When btiked, beat the yelk of the egg and wet the top of the cake with it, and s ft powdered sugar and cinnamon over the top. Set it in the oven for two or three minutes. If you wish it to be especially rich, put little lumps of butter on the top also. Boston Transcript. Melon Losses. No watermelon suicides thus far, though the price is low. In fact this is a year of melon misfortune. Its great lesson has Leon, beware of sudden suc cess. Experienced hop growers have said that the extraordinary price ob tained last year was a damage to the business, it will lead to such extend ed planting that a glut may be expect ed. This is the" cause of the present melon misery. Last year the prices reached an extraordinary mark, and the result was that the South became melon eray. Last year the price was twenty dollars a hundred, but this was so easily paid that growers lost sight of it. This year, however, melons will not bring enough to meet this debit, and commission dealers have declined receiving them unless freight is prepaid. One shipment of 10,000 was refused by the consignee, and on top of these came fifty ear loads, which hail first been sent to Cincinnati, and finding no market there sent to this city. Being refused by the commission merchants, they were sold by the railroad agents, who hardly got sufficient to pay freight. The market was thoroughly glutted by this forced sale, and then to make matters worse the very next day 63,000 melons arrived by steamer, making 230,000 in one week, and it became almost hard work to give them away. The health inspector, however, interfered and ordered aai immense quantity destroyed to prevent disease. The melon mania is now over and the land will bo de voted to other crops Melons will probably be dear next season, since one extreme generally follows another. The money made last year has been lost by the glut, and experience thus proves that an average profit even of moderate am unt is better than extraordinary prices and sudden wealth.' The waste of melons which occurred during the last month has probably never been equaled in the memory of man. N. Y. Cor. I' tica Herald. Profits of the Asparagus Crop. There is perhaps no ordinary crop grown that yields as much profit as the asparagus. "Everybody seems to like it, and the demand for it increases far be yond the growth of the population. But in this crop, as in almost every other, everything depends upon tho proper cultivation of it. We have seen state ments that as much as from one to two thousand dollars have been the profit of a single acre; but it is very difficult to get at the exact net gain of an acre, as there arc so many expenses to be de ducted which arc not at all times count ed. An experienced trucker does not grow onlv asparagus upon his land, but other crops, which would generally be suflicient to pay for all the expense ol the asparagus crop, and thus leaving this clear. In speaking of the asparagus crop, some people ask of us what variety is the best to plant to obtain the best re turn; but it is now ktiown that there is no variety that will come true from the seeds: and as asparagus can not be raised in any other way, it is foolish to talk of variety. It is discovered that the plant has "male and female flower on separate plants; nence one piani ia crossed by another were in flower. No doubt those who have endeavored to improve the plant, and supposed they had new varieties, were honest in their opinion and sold them in good faith; there is also no doubt but that they were entirely mistaken, and that the superiority of their asparagus was a mere matter of culture. It has not been many years that the separation of the sexes in these plants has been made known: and this lieing the case, of course a distinct variety of asparagus is out of the question. Gerntantoun Teh graph. In a California cemetery a large monument stood over the grave of a man whose relatives were dead. A woman boldly had it removed to her nwn lot, planed off its inscription, and had it lettered again to suit the mortua ry requirements of herfamily. Chicago News. foOO REWARD vt ill be paid for any case of chills that Chillarine will not cure. Try it. A magazine only differs from a sword In this wise: With one you generally have to cut its leaves while the other generally leaves its cuts. JV. Y. World. "Threw Awav Her Supporter." Da. Pikrck : A neighbor of ours was suffering from " female weakness" which the doctors told her could not be cured without a supporter. After considerable persuasion my wife induced her to try your " Favorite Prescription." After using one bottle she threw away the supporter and did a large washing, which she had not done in two years before. James Miller, 4246 Jacob Street, Wheeling, W. Va, A health journal says that you ought to take three-quarters of an hour for din ner. It is well also to add a few vegeta bles and a piece of meat. Hat-Fever. Since boyhood I have been troubled with Catarrh and Hay-Fever, and was unable to obtain relief until I used Ely's Cream Balm. It has cured me. E. L. Clickexer, New Brunswick, N. J. A YOTJNO man biting his mustache is a case of "down in the month." Rochester Post-Express. Charlotteville, Va. Mr. C. H. Her man, President of the People's Bank, testi fies to the value of Brown's Iron Bitters for relieving indigestion. A TOnsa lady calls her beau "Honey suckle," because he is always hanging over the front railings. If your lungs are almost wasted by con sumption Dr. Pierce's " Golden Medical Discovery" will not cure you, yet as a rem edy for severe coughs, and all curable bronchial, trtroat and lung affections, it is unsurpassed. Send two stamps for Dr. fierce's large pampnlet treatise on con sumption and Kindred Affections. Address WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIA TION, Buffalo, N. Y. When Fogg saw a train on the dress of an old lady he remarked that it was behind time. Marianna, Fla. Dr. Theo. West says: M I consider Brown's Iron Bitters the best tonic that is sold." The delinquent tenant revels in owen'en tal splendor. Cincinnati Merchant and Traveler. Hay-Fever. Having been afflicted with Hay-Fever for years I gave Ely's Cream Balm a trial. I have had no attack since using it. E. R. Rauch, Editor Carbon Co. Democrat, Mauch Chunk, Pa. Price 50c. Correct Boston people call a burglar's "Jimmie" Mr. James. iV. Jr. Journal Woman and Her Diseases is the title of a large illustrate J treatise, by Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., sent to any address for three stamps. It teaches successful self-treatment. How may every passenger make himself of use to the ship carpenter? By merely being aboard. Wells' "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for tt complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunions. The work of the hardy miner is all In vein. Yet he is happy when 'tis ore. Enrich and revitalize the blood by using Brown's Iron Bitters. The best tonic. A paradox Nearly all our domestics are of foreign production. All recommend Wise's Axle Grease. Cuts from barbed wire fence, cured with Btewart's Healing Powder. No scar or gray hair, 50 cts a box. THE MARKETS. NEW YORK, Aufrust 31. 1883. CATTLE Exports 5 50 a $ 0 tO COITON Middlingr Wi FLOUR Good to Choice 4 00 7 00 WHEAT No. 2 Red 1 15 & 1 lof No. 3 Red & 1 CORN No. -i 3?i3 63'i OATS Western Mixed 34ti 37 PORK Now Mess to 14 00 ST. LOUIS. COTTON Middling' REEV ES Exports Kuir to (Jood Texas Steers HOGS Common. to select SHKKP Fair to Clioice FLOUR XXX to Choice WHEAT No. 2 Winter No. 3 " CORN No. Z Mixed OATS No. 2 RYE No. 2 TOBACCO Lugs Medium Leaf HAY Choice Timothy BO TTE K- Choice Dai ry BROOM-COHN Prime BUGS Clioice POHK New Mess BACON Clear Rib LARD Prime Steam WOOL Tub-washed, medium. Unwashed CHICAGO. 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Any person who will take ONE 111.1, KATI NIGHT FROM ONE TO TWELVE WEEKS, may be restored to sound health. If such s thin he poasfbtsv For' eurinc Female Complaints these Pills have bo equal. Physicians ase them in their practice. Sold crery where, sent by mail for IS cent in rtemr Send for pern r MX- 1. S. JOHNSON A CO., Boston, Masts. A SURE For Fine Complexions. Positive relief and immunity from complexional blemishes may be found in Hasan's Mag nolia Balm. A delicate and harmless article. Sokl by drug gists everywhere. It imparts the most brilliant and life-like tints, and the clo sest scrutiny cannot detect its use. All unsightly discolora tions, eruptions, ring marks under the eyesesallowness, red ness, roughness, and the flush of fatigue and excitement are at once dispelled by the Mag nolia Balm. It is the one incomparable Cosmetic. Skinny Men. " Wells Health Renewwr restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. Merely an outside matter The handle of a jug. JV. Y. Commercial Advertiser. Redding' Russia Salve is unequaled for chil blains, chapped hands, frost bites, etc. Try it. Stinging, Irritation, all Kidney and Blad der Complaints, cured by " B ucau -Pai . " $1. A han with water on the brain should wear a plug hat. Philadelphia Bui I eftit Don't Die In the House.- " Rough -oh clears out rats.mice.flics.roaches bed-bmra. l5o. A printkr can feel first-rate and stiU out or sorts. itocnester rost-Express. Straighten old boots and shoes with Lyon's Patent Heel Stlffeners. and wear them again. . y Flies, roaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, crows, cleared out by "Rough on Rats. "15c Glenn's Sulphur Soap Presents all the ad vantages of sulphur baths at a cheap rate. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, 50c If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaae Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c. Wise's Axle Grease never gums. The Preacher's Quiet Habits, Sedentary and studious men some times become prostrated before they know it, Those who spend much time in close mental work and neg lect to take enough exercise often find their stomachs unable to do the work of digestion. The liver be comes torpid. The bowels act ir regularly. The brain refuses to serve as it'Once did. Their preaching becomes a failure, and there is a state of general misery. So many minis ters have been restored to health by the use of Brown's Iron Bitters that the clergy generally are speaking to their friends of this medicine as the very best tonic and restorer they know of. It restores thin and watery blood to its proper condition by ton ing it up with the purest and most invigorating preparation of iron that science has ever made. It is pleas ant to take, and acts immediately with the happiest results, not only on the parsons, but on .ther folks as well. 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Dll WHKX WKITTNO to a dvertiricrs please say yon saw the advertisement in this paper. Advertisers like to know when and where their advertisements art pay in best. DR. SCHENCK'S PULMONIC SYRUP, SEAWEED TONIC, - MANDRAKE PILLS. 'titM 4 a I JL Ji I' As the proprietor of these medicines I conscien tiously offer them to tho public as safe, reliable and Certain remedies for the Cttrs of Consumption, and wlwtcu&l coAftd at aftnast specific for thosa knorhld conditions of the body, which. If neglected. re apt to terminate In fatal diseases of the lungs. X claim that the uss of my -remedies will cure Con sumption. I do not claim that the dlaease can be cured after the lung are destroyed, for no medicine can create new ones; but I maintain that the first stages of Con sumption arc curable, even when the lungs are partially decayed. When one lung Is sound I am almost cer tain of making a cure. If the patient will take proper care of himself and follow my directions. It may be asked : ' How is It that you can know St much about this disease, and pretend to cure It, when so many educated physicians, who have made a study of it for years, pronounce It incurable?" The question la a fair one, and shall be fairly an swered: I do not claim to know more than other physicians about the causes, nature and hlatory of Consumption. I suppose that my views on these points would be found to agree with those of most educated and Intelligent physicians. We should agree that while the final caute Is obscure in other words, while It is not possible to say why Consumption selects this or that person as a victim yet the predUtxtltna causes are : 1st. Inheritanr. Consumption It hereditary In a wonderrul degree. On parent very often entails It upon the offspring, and both still more frequently, so that whole families are often swept away, and hand the predisposition down to their children. 2d, Cold. By this we do not mean those chanzrt of weather which often produce Inflammation; but long continued and steady cold, so that a condition of de bility Is produced. Indeed, whatever tends to pro duce long -continued debility will. In some persons, generate Pulmonary Consumption. Prominent atconf these Influences are Insufficient diet, living la nn un wholesome air, sedentary habits, grief, anxletj-, dis appointment, whether of tho affect lont or In busi ness, and all other depressing emotions; the abuse of mercury and the Influence of weakening diseases. I also agree with the beat doctors aa to the manner In which the lungs become affected. Pulmonary Con sumption is also called Tubtreulout Consumption, by which we mean a disease of the limit eauaed hy tubercles. A tubercle it a tmall, roundish body, which 1 deposited In the substance of tho lungs by the blood. This it the beginning and first act of MM dis ease. Many of these are often deottted at once. Each one undergoes several changes. After producing Inflammation of the parts of the lung next to lr, it ends In ulceration, opens a passage Into the bronchial tubes, and pasaes out at the mouth by spitting. The place where the tubercle grew and ripened now bo comes a cavity, and where there arc a great many tubercles, of course they make a great many of theto little cavltict, which gradually unto and leave great holes in the lnngs. Unless a stop can be put to thlt process. It will go on until the tubatance of Uc lungs Is consumed and desth ensues. , Of course I agree with fhff faenfy nnnn t!ryni t toms and course of th:' disease; the short, dry. hack ing cough, so slight at first, but gradually Increasing; then shortness of breath, a qalckeoing pulse, then fe verish sensations, flushing of the qheeks and heat la the palm of ihe hands and soles of the feet ; the slight but growing emaciation." with foulile appetite, hi mor rhages. Increasing tough, dlstnrlted sleeps fevered tongue, (hen lois of appetite, taken to the bed, then expectoration of softened tubercle In the shnp-: of small lumps of yellowish, cheasy. or curdy matter; hectic fever, brilliant eye. clUlls. night sweats, stiarp pains In the side, lncrelhlng crn-w'fation and debility. disordered stomach and aa trie, It, diarrhoea, nausea, swollen extremities, hollow cheeks, sunken eyes. w. aknesa so great that eipectoratlon Is Impossible: then death, bringing welcome relief from the tortures ef this horrid monster. Now. ss I have said. I mainly agree with the medical faculty on these point. But wlten we come to the . . . - ... , . , . . ... .. ii... rvasstsvlM oi me UIICBPJ x uiuer IIVUI II VUIWI. doctor believe Pulmonary Consumptl n omnol be cured. Therefore they do not try to do anything more than to smooth the patltnt't path to the grae, uBl teem quite reckless of the medicines they give, o that th- patient Is kept comnrtdble and easy, even If his life Is shortened. As so n as tub rcles begin to appear In the lungs of a patient, It la a common practice with many leading physicians to begin dosing with whtsky In Increasing quantities, natll tiM ravages of excessive drain-drinking are added to t&e ravage of thudfa case; and I have yet t) stear o a tUiglu case of Con- j sumption which wat cured by, stloiujjtnti. I CaB Sty the safme of Cod Liver OIL Many physician!) tend their patient away from home on distant voyage, to Mtnneaotn or Florida anything or any wTffere so that they may die oaay. For I hey djp not pretend to ftrt, and they have no remedies rwlob wm do to. .Now I tay not only that dtaeaset of tat lungs can be cured, but that' ray mill list do, rare thttn, The mroaf it, that bu their uee tluiuxirmt qf-OonsmmpHte$luivtbeen and are note being cured by theti. The whole science of medicine is based on exfpcrl ments. We cannot hyAtiy process of reasoning decide that any particular meflfcine will help or ru0' a ly par ticular disease. How was II found that Qjilnlnc will enre Chills and Feyers Why. by trying 'one tiling after another, until experience demonstrated that It v4tipiT.mc lur ilia. o,h .o.' n: .u i. i.o . i jr mid knowledge was gained of my n medlea, hicn arj at no-' a specific in diseases of th i lungs Pulmonary Consumption Is hectditajry. tn my fat ti es 'a family. Ilia father, mother, brothers and s'stert died of It, and he had rumilicd almost the last itagct of the disease when h; was provident laffy led to 'experi ment with the articles which are tncoyorated In these mrdlrlm t. II- waa cuA'd by Hi m. 'ai). lived a stnmr, healthy man for over forty years after bis recovery. What cured him ha leurod thousands of otbersall over the country. ', ' -- These results art net accidental. There la, no tuch thing as accident In nature. Whatever may be the caute, the origin of Pulmonary Consumption Is In the blood. Whenever, from any of the predisposing causes wlifA-h 1 have Just now men tioned, the blood becomea degenerated. It'.beglns' to make tuberculous deposits In th- substance of the lungs. This mnst be stopped, or death will surely fol low. It will notbeenongli to Ket rid of the tulicr,;l" already deposlteO, and heal up the sores already iiiadn. hut something must be done to stop further depuslta. What shall that be? The regular MouJty say nothing can be done. I say purify, enrich, and tone up tha blood, until It becomea to healthy aa no longer to make tubercles. Can this be done? Vet. 'How? By ihe eaalcst and most natural way in the world. Take a man who showl to the txpcjsjjaced "eye. by many In fallible signs, that Consumption ha aet In. He It feeble and without appetite, , u w. ue what I Intend to do: ' ' . 3 J '', first, I propote to cleans hi itomach and bowel of Ihttr dead, tllmy rlnggint) irvtlter . This I shall do with my Mandrake PUla, which' are the Itetl call tt!o pill In the world. They contain no calomel or other minerals, only vegetable matter. They evacuate the Itomach and bowels gently but thoroughly, and do not weaken or gripe. " They art like magic on the liver, rousing It ant of Its dull, torpid state v and pro moting a full, free flow of healthy bile, without which there ran be Inn perfect digestion. tr tha.tie ttoinach and bowels are cleansed and ready what next? Creat an apiteut. Thlt I do by my Sea Weed n otiic The effect of thlt medicine is wonderful. Un like t temporary ttlmul int. which by reactloa let the organs affected tlnk lower than before, thlt not only tones up t he stomach, but keeps It toned up. Tho natural craving for food returat In all Its foree. to that we nave now b si oilmen Hungry tor tona, ana a ru gesilve apparatus ready to make way with It. What next? Any one can answer that question. Put into thai hungry stomach an abundant supply of ttu'ri ttou food to be converted by the Strang chemistry of digestion into rich red blood. This will stimulate the heart into stronger action, and It will pump a fuller current out through tl.e arteries; healthy blood will take the place of th thin, blur, flattened fluid In the Teles, and toon a cUrcalatlon will be established which will flow thro ui h the lungs wlthont making any un healthy deposits: strength tnd flesh will Increase, and the bad tyinptomt steadily diminish. At the same time use my Pulmonic Syrup: it I- the best cxpecto. rant known. It blends with the food, and through the blood goes directly loth-lungs, attacks and loosens op the yellow, fool stuff left there hy the ripened tubercles, snd ttrengtlictt tnd stimulates th bron chial tubes snd coatings of the air-passages antl) they get st rong enough to lift It out and expel It by exr peetoratlon. Th'-n the lungs get otter their soreness and hare a chance to rest and heal. Bo you tee that I hare not only shown that my medicines do actually rur- consumption hy experi ment, but tt also seems plain bat lair, or some thing like them, would, from the. nature of th:cate, do so. For a full description of Consumption In all lis van -ons forms, and also Liver Complaint and Di a i-nsla. - those great roremnnrrt or Consumption, see my boog on "Consumption and Its Cure." Thlt book also contain the history of hundreds of cases that have' WW tuiwi iu u i.ri. j, iik iuuuiij A seuu 11 I!C post -paid, to all applicants. Address DB. J. H. b HE Cli dt BON. Phllalilphla, Pa. mi --.-. DR. SCHENCK'S MEDICINES! MANDRAKE PILLS, SEAWEED TONIC, AND PULMONIO SYRUP Are sold by aU druggists, and fa'.l dlrectloui for lliclr use are printed oo the wrappers ef ever f :age. . - - "