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1 1 p as It A. T. M- ! FOE JOBPRIITIHS 7S at Law, .t Ue or Omu-t !!." CAT L ON U3. : NaaHLUT, ,EY-AT-LAV .IVAR, TEN If. U the Rourti" - rhs Wtste. t si ' pwbtie shshi, "Tor O. T. Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Etc., Etc, VOL. XXL BOLIVAR, TENN, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1885. NO. 8 rv; D. W. HUGHES, rt o - - Rpairicgr Promptly BY THS mm mm mm LOUISVILLE, KY. U. A. HALE, Triadpai. ' V, A : ,u c&nnct 00 to Lnuiaville k ewtcr the Institute, send for A . A Hi - or and masicr it at war h aie. MAIL. 'atchiriaker and Jeweler or Km jujVCtiox, texx. ' '-.c &," (-locks and Jowelry repaired promptly. Special agent foe the I'di? oil Sprinpflrld R-iilroad Wytrh Movt-ment. T Til 5. US. id. Tnpkrtaee (.'an furnink on hortlnotico, Cafketa. ('offins, Burial R'd.ee, etc. V. R THAYER, V he Old Reliable 2G5 Main Street, MEMJPUI.S, rVK CONGICirS iaiiiug i. 3, C02SrO-n3. oif9, -8ash, Flooring, Ceiling Siding:, Paling, Brackets. hu 31 Mtd Poet, Moulding, Well t.'urbing, et. const:;. .tlv on baud and iroMUt' I I orrter. W ell th various grades (4 LuraWr a c' '.:;p :i. an ' --lv. It will pay you to write for prir-en current. 6atishution gununteed. LXliVKK-FQRt (TVOIiMAL) ACADEMY TI! L OPEN lfS NEXT TERM OH THE TUITIO.Y $2 to $4 9r MOXTJI. BEST BOA HI at $S r JtOXT'M. HiiserVerJ ir alaabki located iu the country. W whisk-v can '-e -.v iMn f.Mir milc of it. In add.ti.-n In the Pf7 "'ruft-on ail oietn. if desired, in the Mh'WilM branchea: Higher . nt; n - U- k'-hr-iroinetrv, TnRetttiMrlry, Perepectfve :w-d Free ilaml prait, CWanain T.i..bgy. Z--oloi-T. itob'-rv. PTfa"Msj e"1 Iln. Oar Motto is -To Be, Hut to Soero." F"- r;".r.hcr information, address . hJ Ua.4 iW , U. J... at A -. fPA.' Tii rfiTT"-"-'- "7" and Natly Done. S H O T II N I) TP yy Jpwp Prcp'r, Mill "SHAKY." The Sig-Zas Ustlicds Employed by Kercc-na-ry Hen. It in a noticehle fact that the people o Atlanta and elsewhere are hrging to be thoroughly coi.viuci-d th;:t worthless corri jiotin.ls bi come "shaky" at all new inno vations, while an honest ft paration Dv- er fear opposition. We do not propose to ed "faith" has long been affirmed to ; pers which had not been disturbed bmuht out from Virginia Old "wipe oat" other, as the fiehi for op-ra- be little better than an illiterate for a long while, he came across a ' "Sam" was"a faithful, docile 'creat ion is large, ami W accord to opswd all travesty ()f nnvel wriMa hy ,,ne j par,.e iRbeled in hig owa hauwr;t. 1 , fc favorite w';h ljig mf8te, the sail., pnv.hg.-s we enjoy. We arc - , Ml! c.-.. ... , & . no' so far !ot t business principle as to denounce any other ri-mily a a fraud, or imitation, or as coii.a'ning a vejet:ille p'ison, t!;e - tfTtois of which are h;;:ri!!e to contt-iupiale Tlie aiuriu nxi not lx ..umleU, for there is ample room for aU iocjiiiiuer anti-IxHajRi, pine-lop slop-wu-; pine-lop slop-wu- tor eons poti iuU It m botll of 15. P.. B. Is more valu-' able la mtfeeU '.li:m b!f n ;!cuon of rr cthir jrvj a.-t!on, we wm't get aiad , about it. If tan bottled of B. 15. B, cures a one of b!ool poison which others coultl ii.t cure at ail, it omv proves that . K. U. ! :n.r llie ftt i-ieiiu it'.'.-. of E. B. B. have bwa sold to r?r!i lir inj insioeihi cororat;on of A ' lanta nince rt ,v!.' wtaried, two nU a'o 1 Why thif w.itidfrfnl i-nlo of a new rem iy in po short a time, with so little ndver tisini;? It miiR". be confeawM'that it bee an so H. B. B. proven ;fe!f to posts rurit in the car-' of blood! sk'u and kidney dis MMa Hnndrcda of home certificates at test the fart of our claim that in Atiantr. and many other point", B. B. B. are on top, and v. ill May thero. Mr.ny person desire to know how tJ-.f B. B. P.. acts on '.he system. By Btring, the circulation it modifies "the vitiifTed !!ood globules, iiicraes, the red eorpOMCt, antagonize all poi n, Tiilizes and rcs)eiMRnMea 'h 11 ij;i!tn foCMS, furnish the pibuluio for rich, uew bloot!, eliminate ail pniaoQ ihMnmj iTii'mi uiiiniM. and iacajaaea tlie p petiu, w hile, by its '.vonderftti acti MB upon the porrs -jf skin, tlw "si ineys, lirer and C"lan;)ulsr sri.-ten. all efJVta an J im pure matter is pedily coi'ducttd from the body, learii.g tire blood puf-J, fresh and healthy. By it. mticrd alh ilnlii powers, R. R. B. unloads the bt.vi of all imparities, unloct'-' i be liviir. sri.'tses. tlw? scretion, arouses nsturt- to its nonoa condition. unekiidx the tr-mMrd brails, clsors and leai!tifies the coi,ijl-xion, eheern theiles-ond-:-.t, .uiengthi-n tiie feeble, calms thm disturbed W rvo, and jr.rlncf-s quiet Mtd peaceful slurKoer... fl has ln in uso over tvreiity-S"c yenrs as a private pre R'lfMiuQ In the sooth. it i no f:vr-y-;c:ie J. ftuthcu Ian1 Of !reto-dieoverei wearier, but it is a lawtiw and happy ooinbwatMNI 5 reJ coi'ni.'d vocktable blood poison ai'i-nt. I IVcted aftur man- years of ocHMtaat f&c j and eXTxrinient in tbo treatBMnt f tfco I so mrnip of the most pnatunc csaw I of terofnlona, sTriiiiic and cntar.. o;:. J blood poi-ons aTr-kaowa in the state, re-j nluni in comnfoM au.i nparallwr3 - cures of proontmced inewmble cum; Send m Bb.ad Blw Co., Atlan.?.. G.i., for a copv of their Boak of Woosera, free, fi!ld wiih ir.i-rm:ition abou' Blood and fkin disea-s, Kiilney Complaint, Ac. aid of hia "UtiuJ ami TLuuiiu" die When a miner has been eaten Hy a i utej v, o.iver Uowdcrey, his truns grizzly, th8 westorn people apeak of i ,alor of tl,e gl)i(ct! ,atcs. Alter him arViug admit'.ed u the b'ar. J t.;? ,,.e siu;r0ll !n-uucripts, fortun A Mot2&crs Lo?e- A 5rociiesal lllastratioa of 5 th Power. A mother's love 1 What a potent thing k itl It will me't the heart of the most hardened criminal, vrbea no other influ ence would be effectual. No ono but a mother knows ita full meaning, but every 01 can appreciate it if they will. It 13 known, tiiough, that U raeaua sleepless nights, care, inconvenience, and, tf ne cessary, want, hardship ar.d death. But tha subject has been too eloquently treated by the sweetest poeta and the ablest writers to furnish an essay for these columns. Too many practical il lustrations occur la every day life for tt to be dwelt upon, bo that it is unnecessary to speak of the subject further in order to make the reader understand the full meaning of what h to follow. Mrs. Henry S,-hualen, of Ashland, Ky., writes that her daughter has been cured of dcaftictd which resulted from chronic catarrh. She tells how she had lost all hop of her daughter ( her ideal ) being cured, and how overjoyed she is at the result. After trying many remedies, she says Pzarsa b'mught a euro, and that tha daughters hearing b restored. Sfv; concludes, by speaking in the most flattering terms of Pfrcna. and then de scribes in the moet lovely manner the h.ipoinc&s it has brought her, and reviews t!i distress she experienced wbilo her daughter w:u afHicted. lr. A. R. Ong, Miitfns Ferry, (X, v .-rites : " I bavo a largo trade on your Fbkuna. Think it is a grand remedy." Mr. Robert C. Hannah, Tolesborouh, Lewis count r, Ky., writes: I write to in form you of the great benefit I received by the use of your medicines, PsBCTffA and Man All. I had been low spirited end very sick, for about six months with a bad cough, and my friends thought I h.-d consumption ; tried a number of patent medicines, and most of the doctors m the vicinity ( and we have some as good as you can find in the country), but they did me no good whatever. Our merchant, Mr. Gillespia, insisted upon me trying vour remedies. I did so, but must Viy, 1 had little faith in them at urst ; before I had consumed my first bottie, t noticed a etiange for the better, and to-day I am entirely well, and as sound a man as there is in the vicinity. I credit my cure to your valu able remedies, Plimi and MiiinO, and re x,usincnd tosm to all of my friends." FREE! iUffilE SHf-OIHE -r U- of cmi of Itl ... .- Tfc tw iVst'.A. ltMlrSMWBi - 1 .- :-v-nii f 1 1 ?l . . - tS r::r e ' ''' i"'- S- , MilMfil-il .,.vl:':. An Mormon" has actually been found will be received with ireneral ami justifiable incredulity. This so-call- wtimniHumuiuiui. If the report ( hat the manuscript ... ..... . has at last come to light prove well founded, all surmises on the mutter ari "likely to be set at rest, though, of course, the Mormons will not be i , , , . . .11 ' a 1,r.cl.v J1 l"u-v coi'iin-m ;paii!iiiug 10 nave wen what, in the vernacular of Utah, is expressively termed "a fraud. They will continue to repeat the wondrous tale of how Hoseph Smith the prophet, received from "an angel" the golden plates on which was written, in a language described as "reformed Egyptian," tbo rev elation on which he founded a new "reiigiou." The basis of the ram bling narrative is sufficiently absurb, resting as it does on the assumption that tise North American Indian: rue the descendants of oertaiudfid Hebrew , who migrated at some un known peri'jd to what are inirove in their new home, and, finally, in the year 381 A. D., a decisive con flict took place at the 'hill Cumorab," in Western New York, in which the uNephitea," or Christians who seemod to have obtained a direct revelation of their iaith were near ly annihilated But even the Palmyra people were justifiably incredulous upou hearing that this Joe Smith claimed to by the latest of thest messengers. They were still more cnt c d when Smith's own iuther and his tw brothers appeared EmougJ.he audior ifies for his statement, since these relations ofhivhad long been sus jvectcd uf k-z:y eiaaiin sud othei UCfurjo pW fliers. These illustrious witnesses al! de- clartd, TtitL in. V.ic ", UUU thov , , , . . , - ri-,..nu n 1 and of other people demanded tr anvrtttM but t'hnv have n.t ui , to the orcaeut dae been suoeeasful. All we are told it I fa U rjiHith, noi lK?ing ''much of a .sclular,' sat bv hind a blankot scr-e:' and by tin- ately disappeared. But if the akj i s Wore iucrajn 0 ol S uith's story, they were still iore incime 1 to souff irben they -.id ci;3 '"BoAk ul .Mo iijon,'' and . .und Catvittlecn, Lniversaiism, lethotlisui and Rotuau (Jaihoiictsiti .irectif referred to by s projdiet w .a wrote in the 4i.ii centurvl In- int baptism was eoactosauetf, au .i, strange to say, w-.-re polygamy .od ireenmcustry which wt-re jui .ueu ii-'ginning to ar.'use some sin-..i:i.v-r3iiin among the more ignorant as-es in the En. ted Statu s. The n came a firceh reVvlfin, in the a' apr .i me nnrrti"ii which pas mate I y ..-ore of peple, fi?. the whoio .ry (:bo t:biicai passages i titer po- .i,-d aiot" excepted) vas h men.' risi-- ot a novel w niton ov feolo- i" m a i S -ai;!l ks; I! ! tii , ig, a jocal prearner and who had died so DM 1; an befote, bpauldi ug seems to ,ive b en iinagiuuuve, and to have been i:upresed with the craze, more u rent ilien than now, that the Indians were the direct descendants . the "lost tribes"" l'h'i 'li H.k of Mormon" is a curi- . is iiiodlcv oi decent grammar uize Vith uugrammatical passages T1IK MOllMOJi BOOK. One of Um Koinances nf Krautf Oid Story. The report that the "Book -.uat bar the appe .ranee of having ; toir.ed at dinner by a com y geu eeu interpolated bv ... other hand. I tlemau who lived eomfarto but . theory IS, there! re that the ! quietly in his ohl-fashioneu .ome iterate peica aud the work of far from town. When the general Smith, whi e the basis of the book is rose to go, the little daughter of the I work of Spauldtug, who was a ! host, not vet io her teens, opened the Mian of tome education. But it has door for him As he passed out iu . hren mi di.hcult to coi.ti, ui ! bis stately way he bowed and said to Hil.tUlW ftJ 741 . . . .... t'n s assumption D . aatgtitui opium- .l -lory by an ox a hum I jiueu I biics It will be well, theief.re. not to MK't-.d too itupt city ou the cirouii aittial acocMUtt of the "discovery" m my i tere-is arc t .is not i ous do.u oeot that it is afe thau probable that the i:e etory is not more authentic than the old one. This, however, is the story as it is offered to ihe public, A Mr. Rice, who had tor SO years been of a Lewspa per editor m Ohio, took up his residence about four years ago in the Sa-d wich Island. Onlv recently, in examining a box of pa- wiij, vw.iiieauu wn opening it, tb raauu script proyed to .. . . De tne long lost writings of Solomon hpatiJdi.'igl the bpaulduig manuscript is de- scribed as not written in sham Hebraistic phraseology, like the "Bok of Mormon," but in ordinary : frost S.iru was invariably seized English. It contains no quotations at that period with an invincible d? from Isaiah and other sacred books sire to ' run away." It recurred as which are in the Mormon Hcrintures ' regularly as a fit of "hay fever," was were, as was always believed, inter- in incurable, antt like that unpleas polatedby Smith. ant disorder could only bo treated One would like to s.-e the "copy" hy change of air and locality. Sam, to compare it with unquestioned understanding this, preferred taking specimens of Spauiding's writing, hia case in his own bauds and ad ari. to examine the paper on which minister tbo Treatment in ids own it is written, in order to satisfy one's- self that it, ia ef the date claimed, Should it be found to be written on paper manufactured later than ISP2, and, abtive all, posterior to 1816, when the putative author died, then without a doubt it is a gross fabn- . a settled and understood arrange cation. And these points are all so . mcnt that he should ro, and that the obviously important that unless the neighborhood should condone bis "Hon. L. L. Rice, late of Oberlin, J raids on cornfields and potato patch O.," doesnot desire to be classed with j es. After many such escapades, the Psalmoanazaars and Macpher- bis old master aked him on oneoc sions, to say nothing of tlie Spauli-; ctision, when the matter was under ings and Sunllus, he should without discussion: loss ol time submit his "Ond scrutiny of experts. Loudon inl- j Home Lore. Home love is the beet love. The love that you were born to is the weeterit that you wid ever have on earth. You, who are so anxious to escape from ths home nest, pauao a moment and reuienuber that this is to. It is right that the hour should come when infyour turn you should become a wife and mother, and give the best' love to others; but thai vill be just it. Nobody not a lover, not a huabsVinS will ever be .so tender or so tru to voti as your mother or your faih'jr. Never again, af;er strangers ha ye broken the beautiful bond, will there be anything sweet as the little circle of mother, i'athur aud children, where you were cherished, protected and kept from harm. You may not know it now, but you will know it Bouie day. Whomsoever you may marry, true and good though ho may be, after the love days are over aud the honeymoon has waued, wili ive you O ily what you deserve oi i-ive and sympathy and usually much less; never more. You must wattdi and be wary, lest you loso that love which came in through the eyes because the one who looked tbtmgbi you beautirul. But those who bore you, who loved you when j.u were that dreadful little object, a small baby, and thought you ex quisitely beautiful and wonderfully brii limit they do uot care for laces that are fairer and firms that are more graceful than yours. You are I heir very own, and so, batter to them always than others. Church and Home. I saw an exquisite story that Richard Grant White used to toll sn mangled by a newspaper the othsi day that I was moved to do it jus tice uy prmtiug my recollection of it. It was told to show the native cour tesy of well-bred Americans, and here it is: Wheu Geu. Washington T T "I 1 11 i was m JHew raigiano he was entei- j - - U: tlu mutd- "I wish vou a better - - n iti.tjotnce, my mw. '0". " ! t ry class, Une tbmg led to anoth q lickly repiied, with a bow; "to let ! and a,, tJme h WM setting ; you , r. -Philadelphia Kecord. j "A fellow n: " wi'd oats, e ai'oles -I Annie, rpu -but One shoul -iii'; begin s ving so ! boou after crad .:ig." He Corrupted.. Lis Master, ! A well to-do old farmersinVne ef J the best counties in Middle Tennes- see owned a large number jf slaves, nod m.r ihnm Vr 1,1 dark about bis own atr end" wham he hd tnnwn 1! IW e5I f,,t l , ' was one of the "old family neeroes " ana a sortot priyues-ea character on the plantation. The old fellow 1 was industrious and exemplary in his behavior all the year around except during the period (biting from the I time when roasting-ears begin to ripen and the earliest appearance of disreretion. Of coursa, in such u case, the usual punishment inflicted on "runaway niggers" was net to be thought of. Remonstrance was un- availing. Sam declared; "He jeii' couldn't he'p hissef," and it became ' Ram, do you really enjoy running j away?" "Deed, Marss John," said f5am. 'T does. Hits de moss' fun in -de Turi'. Coon huntin ain't co wears ti hit." 'Wail, the:!," said Marte John. 'just let me know the nsait time you uiie u ::ouo u stars, smi i ii ro with vou and try it a while m vself." j Sure suoagh, i: duo season Sam cone up, 6a j big: "Ole Marsa, do tirre's mighty nigh whou I 'bleegod to lite out. K( you grrine wid mv, y-u better be gittiu' ready, for whs(! dc time comes I got to go quick." "Old Marao" lp! a bright "look out, and whoa &aui started he whj nil hand. They had a delightful rime. !"hev fished occasionally, caught 'peivsutr.s, robbed orchards aud watermelon and potato patches, picked hi. k berries for recreation, and haunted rhe greenest and shadiest uooks of the forest, all of which Sum know weli. "Oid Mars" had never enjoy ed a sumnei so much. It fact, he wus to muidi pleased that regularly afterward he aecom psuiied Sam wiieu the latter went into anuuai re treat, At length Sam died The old master grieved for tim sorely. lie was sjU a'so over the reflection that It ta summer pastime would in future be denied him. But to the amazement of ! his friend, and not less ids own, wheu roasting-oar nine came again, the fit seized him cis strong as ever and he ran away by himself. Southern Bivouac. Why the Doctor Carried that Gen. ''Ma," said a Stockton youth to his mother last Tuesday, as they stood on II unter street and saw the Pioneers' Parade, "why does Doctor Reid carry that gun when he's riding the mule?" "To distinguish mule, Johnny:" him from the Brown "What a sad looking fellow Smith is. What is the mat ter wilh him' I wondsr?" Fogg "Why don't you ever hear! He was disappointed in 1 .ve." Brown -''Got the mitten, eh?"' Fogg "Ob, dear, no; he marrhsd her." A few days ayo a well-known so ciety voung man shocked one of his friends by bis ignorance of history. It was after a dinner-party at hi hoes-, and she was toiling rim what I ' . , " " 9 j i r i u: j sne aai learnwi iu swr pi i " mm. . j,,., wuWr. At last she sur- ; pnsod him by inquiring: "N'w, t 11 me Mr. , what are the Knights of Bath." He stammered , for a while, and finally Marred out: "W it. Saturday nightr, Iup.ose. Buh'alo Courier. The Latest Romance. It was a cottage overlooking (he ea. From its doorj ov r which the roses climbed, one could look out on ' 1,10 w'te-winged ships sailing to and ! an awn upon a bcac" on "1JItil u,t5 wTt8 ntro OVt;r genny breaking. The only drawback was the fact that old Smith had a mortgage on the aaid cottage, aud that the sew erage alnMit the place was defective, j It was early in the moruing. The br'ght sun was just rising from his ! bed in the blue, blue Pea; the lark J rose from the meadow and soared toward heaven; tlie low of the kine was heard on every hand, and the siient w.itciies oi the nignt were about to give place to the bustle of a glorious day. One who stood and drank in the picture would have been entranced. It doesn't cost a cent to get it that wav, and it is 20 per cent, cheaper thau working tip'an enthusi asm by the use of lager beer.J Suodonly the door was opened and a merry laugh was heard. The fair Ethel had left her couch to greet the rising run. As she stood amide t the rosey, her brown eyes sparkling with enthusiasm her cheeks trlowtm with health her golden hair light ed up by the beams of the morning sn, six? was the picture of a queen. I had forgotten to Hay that she i'ad a sylph-like form. This is an oyer sight for which I can never 'orgive myself, aud I hope the read er will not bear down in malice. Even the lark paused in his flight :o look hack at the beautiful picture, and the blue birds which flitted from rose to roc sang sreeter songs ns if to honor b . . FW a moment the fair EtLJ stood thus, and then she descended the steps aud glided to- r.rd tbo gate. She wasn't ou roller skates, but glided is an expresioe which I huut- eu ',r oau c? ana 1 aru rtotl" tmnul to U38 it it br-aks a leg.J At the gate she paused. Once more ebo surveyed the placid sea the romantic beach the rosy east ern horison. She was alone with nature for the moment. Her bosom heaved, her eyes grew brighter, and tt was evident tbat the inspiration was on her. She was a bout to speak .fust at the instant when her ruby iijis wre about to part there was a bung cu the aoie door aud a riill voice cubed out: "What in biases are you doing out here when your mother is sick and 1 want breakfast in a hurry?" The long yelesbes or the beauti ful Ethel bid the sparkle o( her eyes: her classic chin drooped; a looK of sorrow crossed ncr fe.ee. Fur a mo mcnt she Stood the pit lure of dospair, and the stoutest heart muot have been melted hy her attitude, Then she. sweetly answered, "stuck my hunk of gum on the gate-post last night, and I'll bo jug ged if Some slab-sided slug of human ity hasn't come along aud gobbled it."" (This story didn't have any villian in it. There was ro iove There were no grievous trials for anyone to pass through, ami no narrow escap es to chili the blood. The sole idea was to make tho world better. Good by ! Detroit Free Press. An Appropriate Ja Let. Mrs. Peterby is the terror of the Austin dry -gixnls clerks. She will spend an entire aftenmon looking over a counter full of goods and g' off without taking anything except her leave. All the establishment may get from her is a threat to call again next day. A few days since. Ike Silvcs'on, Mose SchaumourgV affectionate clerk, lost his patience Mrs. Peterby was looking for some peculiar kind of a jaeknt, but noth ing in the store suited her. "It vas n4i!(K bui tn-gdotftchanket un for you anymore. We dou't K.eep .em' "How do yon know what sort I need?" "I know very well- You need a straight hocks. Ve don't keep .em." Texas .w:ftings. Breaking t'p the Conrannfsts. "So vou are one tf the cumniun iKts, en7 then i suppose you Know j Howler, the cumiuunisf ic leader?' Yes. I know lum, but bus not i one of us any more. tie was traitor to the caus. He destroyed ns. "Wbyr, "lie toand a bid note nn t e ii.e- walk over by the Palmer House.'' i Not Your Birds Will the Globe Democrat ex plain by what right it displays three lusty, full grown cocks rampant, crowing over the result in Ohio? We have no objection to having that noble domestic and strictly demo cratic bird marching iu chains, in scribed vao victis, with bowed head, in the republican triumphal proces sion. Maoy a patriot has leeo compell ed by reyerses to 8w!l the triumph of a swollen Mid dissolute victor. There is no disgrace in that. It is the retrievable or at least the unen durable fortune of honorable war. Load the cock wilh chains, bend his proud bead, silence his clarion crow, pud out bis tail end decorate the victor's brow with the (feathers, clip his red wings, cut ciosc his game spurs that are ever bared and in r st for action, sprinkle him till he is draggled to the semblcncc of a wet hen crouching under a board on a rainy day, cut his comb and foree him to march in your ribald triumph, j but don't slander him. He is a democat. He is the sole property of the democratic party. He must not be made to march in repblican triumphs as if he were a reuegade or as if there were a re publican branch of his family. Trot nut your rude ihrimtcd mili tary emblems. Let the cannon roar atid the bet smoke of war ascend from tiie touchhole to vox the jieuco ful air. Display the rapacious spread eagle, fit emblem of his par ty, mistakenly emblazoned upon our national color-; where the domes1 ic cock or tiie patient juekass should mavo place Or if you ould search the past let the waddlim?. coon, fresh from the coruaeld or the chtct en coop, giin lazy triumph and lick his thieying chops. The republican party has no claim upon the domestic bird of the barnyard whow clioery loves arouse the sleeping mors (or peace ful, equahty-loviug aud lib -lo -ing domorc Us. His vei y iiarr.y,rW walk amongst admiring bpns iu4 surrounding children is iirdteiti( f dignioy without pride, pfiect?"i without nipncity of viole t o Hi very clock ut worm scr teh g win-' moos to detune a tic pie dy anl gou crosity the democratic family of the barnyard. The Globe-Democratic will ex plain how it comes to display this democratic bird lustily crowing in republican procession over demo cratic defeat or apiiologize for a wanton and unprovoked insult. Avalanohe. A rashiouaiile Yovuijr Lady's Views on Watering Place. A young lady of Nashville, in s ron Venation with a reomsentativa of the Banner last evening, said: 'Too newspaper folks are con stantly commentiug on the subject of the watering places, and it is not infrequent thu you moralize on the habit some prop'e have of bpeiidii't; the heated te in at BO-Called lanhic m able waterinc dsces Now I will tell you sne thing Which jx rhaj you have overlooked, and that is, we eo j!e who visit watering pluoe every summer do not goto be cured cf any disease, hut we. run HWny from dis :ase. We do not go to drmU wa ter at these springs, but we go to get away from a hot, dusty city aud (with a merry twinkle in her eye) to have a good time with the many nice young men wo inset there. Mow, suppose I should follow your advice and seek some quiet, out-wf-t.hc-way place M s ijjs far-away hol low where 1 cmild H ither see n' r beew anything, I would die. I know what you would say spriug water, qiarkling nod pure; plump chickens, golden butter, rustic lot er, and all tbat sort of humbug, but even f-t won't con v nice pi?. Why, I weald rather eat huttcriue at a fashionable tdrfce, sunounded by 'ots of nice, well-behaved people, than gorman dize on the best i the land at one of these backwoods? places aud be courted three times a day by sosae brown -featured rnra. bean. O, no; it's not water we want, and it's not water we drink; we go in for a live ly time and plenty of fun, where we can do things we wouldn't dare do in the city; where we can enjoy a COstahl abandon and flirt with ever so many real stylish you g fe lows without doing our hears any i ry.'