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Oue square, (I'J lints or lea,) one loseUoC,.. . Oue rfojuarr, ch abs'iueut iurlioii,. One square, (12 line or Us,) one war, " On square, " n Moulin . Jue quaret 44 " " thrC " ..t.W ()Lr Columw. vue yeaf " ne Mutan, i inoiitli io.t'U it 'OLruf (I A WLAIKLY JOVHX.VL. JCsHlillfili iiVEUV FRIDAY MOUNLNW, llf T. it. U.V1CTHK0X, 1 III V OllL l? (!U!, threo months Ax 4v Ay Half i tuv nr. ono year do du.. Om loiter per fwu- InAdTtuMie. Quo D.41r aud fiftj souls if uot paid ia alx timnth. JOB WOILK. Praia, Tftucv, Ornamental, (la color gr Dot.) taoatd with uatnr und despatch, At this uflicc. - VAN UUliES COUNTY OiTICKJiS. k ALACK MAX, KcglsUr, of Ieds, Attorney ai Law, and Notary Publis, will att"d to the bntiness ol Convuj anlntf, drawing PfrcmciiU, application for enouaty land, wills, A'-c. Umj puicbae and talo f raal estate, paya.Mtt vf tuxes, ex-truiiiation of Milt i anl the comprowising or conflicting titles, &. Oflica in the Court Hou.se. 6 ly a. n XJSIf, Incite f 1'robate, and Notary Public, Van Ilnrcn Go. CouvtyaMfinfC and otfier biuinepa pertain ing to said cihecs promptly attended to. Wy!l Alto Attend to iha nurchaso ond cule of Heal Estate, tiaminicK Titles, puylng Taxes, pro- urmg Rmnty Land Warrant, Ate. Odico lu lLa Court l!oue. 2d door on the ritfht. U 1. CMAKIliTllICIIAHItS AiUrnev, Solicitor and Counselor at Law. Prose rutin j AXorueyfur the Couuty of Van Huron, liounty Land 'and Pension Agunt. Contract! dran, and collating rujptly attended to.- "flico in ibe Court House. 1 l'J-tf. Paw Paw, .... Michigan. J. M. 11 WL OX, Ooiity Trtahurc r, Van Daren Cviinty, Notary Pub lie, A., will Uend to tlio partlnu-'c and saloof Ileal Estate, examining titKi. pa) it p Taxc, pro eurinj JK'inty Land Warrant, Av. Otlice in le Cuurt Ilou.'o. 4-ly. BUSINESS CAKDS. T. R. IIAHKINO.V, llain, Fantv, Job, News aud Ornuitir ctitl Printer Haadbills, Pollers. Cards, Pall Ticket:, Ac. spee dily aad auiekly executed with in at he i n.ud dis ,petL. All orders rJpetfully eolicitcd. Price MdraU Noht:ieu5uk Ovt'ici: north ride of znaua itrMt, Puw Paw. E. Sill HI Ac Ctt WkvViala and Jtetail lelers in I'oroign and Do rati4 l)ry Goods, lleadjr Made Cloihiug, Loot tfh's, liro)vria, Ac, .to. Lotix Urick yt-n, Corner of Main aud Kalaoia o si., Paw Paw, Michigan. J 5 1. Iv. " MELODIA.XmT 3Tk apeii Muiie. Masou A llaudin, and.Princo A Co'i Lt oxcluir patcuted ipruDTetnenta. Bnj. Huudall, Lawrence. Aint van furnish audi warrant fur durability, at raetoiy prieei, voiio Jv4 or tofi and tuuc in the tual tvUiperauiinL 1uwrace, Nvr. 1, lsi;. U5-tf. uusi iev Li e i n, 1aanfctnrr of and dcalriti Winsor 7 tuoand tini t tibairs. Turning, rcpr.iricp, Arc, Q'.ai ou abort jkUcj. Moiiu litnu lei .-u nd roaitantly oa biud. Mmp ojjjiuK.totLe Miho Uiat Cl.urch, iu the n rdhinci rlicp. Paw Piw. July SU, 157 I'JOly JLE.VHV NI'i:UL 2!r ia Ready Jliw Ck tbiu,:. HatJ, Vali im ai.d (itnlUmeu a rurnuiiiug Uoidf wbicb 1 will b aold td lit cuttomer. Tim Dour of Israwl't Ir'auc Store. , Kaldaioo. Wick. UV-ly. i. . (iOJlTUN, ia Crockery, CS Lia and Chinii-warf, Pajxr -Dain. Window hii'l! and Curtain, Cut Ury, Jt walry, Yaukow Notieu, Slotif udd Ka.t ta, Waro, Ac., .'"'injlb xide of Muin firt 4or witef K. Smith A Co., U7-tf. f. I). HIM MO. NX, Jer la 5aih, Llind and Doori, and ail kindi cf Cabinet Var, uX tlio .Stoam hfai- Mill. lawion, 147-tf. Alirh. Pf. Mf. Droan can an found at u tirr.c nt bis rei over Iuiob, Warrou and LVi toif, and ia prvparel to vxueuto tlogantly and wU, all kioJi of work in the lino of hi proles.iioti. Tlli axtractc l, filled with gold or lihtr foil AJjd new ono inser'd, finely or in fs. n.on tiaa mod improved principles of tho art. 1 17. Anibrot ) pt t , Takwj in tH tuoit nupcrb and lifa-like mauuer, an J pat ap i& ujKjrior AXD FIXISir. Ladia'i and Ofntleroan aro invited to rail at hi !fi and U.ilUry and exaraine tor theiusidt r .. C'Larf in aecordatica with the times. Paw Paw, Uich. llT.tf. W. IIhowx. C. M. ODklLL, M D. l!oiWf.uUa Pky;etaa, ti.irpeon cn'iht, and (Ja-it'.ri.ikii. Alo, dealer iu liook A; Station ary, lie may at all ti'rcc bo found at his Kctil.'iicv on the eoritcr of Nilea & Paw Paw n:. directly south af Cba. Mellick's- If. P. ALLJSI, llanuftctarer of and dcaicr in a'l knd.t of Cnbinot Ware; eoni'Htinj? in part of Bureau, TcWn, J54-stoa.d, Lou 117, ToiUt, Watbing ana Li pit t rttcn Js, te.,et". Cotlin made to order. Ware 'YooinoprH'Mttbc M. K. Church, Main-At. 17 a. juxax 5- cv. ttf r.rtor Paw Paw Livery Stibb?. Horaea and Crriffe at all timet to let. Parcnrr con ryel to any p.irt of tlio country rh e-pdich. f table iu rar of Liclunpe Hotel. Terui iitd rato. 23yl u. i:. ttwmrr, MaLTifactnrer and dealer in all kind of Cabinet Ware, consisting in part of Bun-uus, Tables, Uadttead, Lounges, Toilet, Washing ocd Liht Stands, Ac, Ac, Collins inado to order. All kinds of produco and lumber taken iu payment for which will b paid the LiWt market price. Warerooins, oca door north of tho lied Black, smith's iliwp. 1 17-tf. Lawton, Michigan. II ILVJ A M IS HIMMO N S, dek and Watch maker, and Jeweler. Mattawan, Michigan. Kcpairing dono iu tho best manner and cm rraionaMc tcnas. L'.)y. II HJ. lJUTIJ'It Ac 1 Wholialc and lletail dealer iu American, Ln. llh and Crrman Hardware; also, Iron, Nails and Glass; Cooking, Parlor and Box Stoves, lin.vCcpper aud fcihret Iron Ware. Those wiih inf U trado will pUa s;ira us a call before pur thasing elsewhero. lit). Paw Paw, Mich. .s. c; aniML'x, 'Jsaltr it Groceri and Provisions, Yih I'roit, Nut, Paints, Oils, Yunkeo Notious, UNiJouf Willow and Sion" Ware. Coutcotioury, (1gaj, Dm? and Moirina, lJsoks aad Stationery, .para Lienors for Medkiual and Mechanical pur poes ate, eto. . o. fiiiiMis l'aw rav W.h.JlAWKIXS, tinier In Dry Goods, Urocrriea,Urdwar,fIeidy Alada Clothing, Boo ta an 1 rhoea, Hats and Cups, k. Store, nouth sida Main street. pHS.AXDnLWSS' WOODMAN, Oarftrmdft onpartnersLlu for tb praetica of lV)4io1 'frj, rrenptly a'tcn VOL. III. NO. 48. POETBY. Tc l'ipcs nt LtmLnoxv. BY J. U. WIIITTIKIt. Pipes of tlio misty moorland, Voice vf the glen and hill, The drone of highland torrenl, The song of lowland rill ! Not the braes of broom and heather, Ncr the mountain dark vith ratf Xor maiden bower, nor border tower, Hare heard vour sweetest strain ! IVar .o the lowland reaper, And plaided mountaineer, To the cottage and the castle The Scottish pipes are dear, Sweet sounds tho ancient pibroch, OVr mountain, loch aud glade; Hut the sweetest of all music The Pipes at Lucknow played. P.iy by flay the Indian tiger Louder yelled, and nearer crept ; Hound and round the jungle serpent, Xear and nearer circles swept. " Pray for rescue, wives and mothers Pray to-day !" the soldier paid, u 'JVntorrow, doath's bctwren us, Aud the wrong and shame we dread." Uh ihey listened, looked and waited, Till their hope became despair, And dho sobs of low bewailing Filled the pauses of their prayer. Then up spake a Scottish maiden, Willi Iter ear upon the ground ; " Pinna ye hear it dinna yo hear it ? The pipes o' lluveloek sound !' llusrhed t'ii"WuiHb.d man his trrwaniu ; llush'-d thewitV her little ones ; Al ne they h'-md tho drum rwll, And the roar of Se y guns. Put to fu-'jr.ds of home and childhood The Highland car was true; " Diau ijou hear it? 'tis the .vb.ii.t AVill ye no believe it noo V Like tlie march of soundless music Through tho vision of the seer, More of fetding than of hearing, (if the 'heart than of the tar, She knew t lie drooping pibroch, She knew the Campbell's call; u Hark ! hear ye no MacGrcgor's The grandest u them all?" Oh ! they listened dumb and breathless, And they caught the sound at last; paint and far beyond the (Joointee Hose and Ml the piper's blast.' Then a burst of wild thanksgiving Mingled woman's voico and man's; " IJed be praised ! The march of I Jave lock ! The juping of the clans ! Louder, nrarr, fierce as vengeance, ,Shar and shrill as swords iA htritV, Come the wild MacO regor's clan-call, Stinging all the air to strife. But Tthcn the far off dust cloud To plaided legions grew, Full tenderly foul biithcsomely The pipes of rescue blew ! Pound the silver domes of Lucknow, Pound red Dowan's golden shrine, Prcathed the air to Priton's dearest, The air of Auld Lang Syne. O'er -the cruel loll of war-drums Pose that sweet and homelike strain, And the tartan clove tke turban, As the Ooomtco cleaves the plain. T)ear to tho lowiand reaper And plaided mountaineer, To the cottage and the castle, Tlio piper's song is dear Sweet sound the Gaelic pibroch O'er mountain, glen and glado, Put the sweetest of all music The pipes at Lucknow played. loy'Sam, why ara lawyers like the fishes?" " I don't meddle wid dat pubjik, Pomp." " Why, don't you see, nigger, kazc dey am fond ub de-bate." 5vf" Vou have -iio business to have any buiiu-jH t. i tli crther people's br,iness, Ltrt minfl-your own business, and that i.i Iac ii n o3 . 0 si o ijli . IW'Jeani from Washington rthat the I cmocT;rtic .Senators, .in caucus, have read Senators Doughs, Prodenek Stuart out of the paitj. and A Fn fa K or Natcuk. Plack whisk ers on a sandy haired individual. Such instance-. of the Mngul iritis of nature are ;(tnlf nuin ron now -n-dayn. PAW PAW, MICH., F1UDAY, MAHOII 12, 1858. Evtnv wu i: mut ows tou .m i:iou. IN THRKK HAS Y LKSSONS. LHSSON PHtST. There are certain methods of augment iug domestic discomfort with fatal facili ty; and as it is possible that one young womau in ten thousand is ignorant of the w:vs and means. I need make no apology, I think, for "iiaki'ig an iteration for her sake. In the first place, my very ignorant young friend, when your husband takes li-newspaper in tne inorning, insiuau of your hand, as mav possibly happen, turn your face resolutely to the wall, bite your finger-nails, or scratch on the witi-dow-pane first bulh-riently to attract atten tion. When your natural hm-baud looks up and inquires what is the matter, as may possibly happen on the "first trial, scratch or bite, as the case may be, more pertiu iciously. If he puts down the pa per, and comes to vou and such behav ior, it has been computed, mauifests itself j about once in a century writhe yoursclt out of his arms ; and when his inquiry as to what is the matter is repeated which you may safely calculate upon say ' Xothitfj."' and however often the repe tition occur, ilon't for your life relax a muscle, or make any other reply. Pout ing ts a m o. t succcssiui metnou ol open ing the eyes of the husband to the sweet ness of your temper, of asserting your dig nity, and the impossibility of condescend ing from it, and also eliciting the admira tion due to it. When breakfast is ready pretend you don't hear the bell, and not till you have been reminded of it four or live times must you show any disposition to rise from the humble footstool cn which you are contemplating the wall paper, or the pattern of tue carpet itt the darkest corner of the room. When you are per suaded that the patience of your monster of a husband has been .stretched to its ut- , most limit, push him angrily from you if he oilers to assi.t jou, brush roughly past hint, and indicate, by looks na well as acts, -that you will tee him in purgatory 4 before you accept any of Lvs assistance until, nut ecu, no nu u.i -....u.., ! and, furthermore, paid for it, by the prc- i;cr.tatin ot MlV. gown, a diamond ring, a bracelet, or some equally valuable arti cle by which pardons tor like oftvnees arc purchasable. When you arc seated at the breakfast table, begin to write on your plate with the handle of your fork, in such a way as .-hall indicate that never in the course of your natural life do you expect to have any other use for a fork. If it occurs to you to make the letters you shape spell your maiden name, it will be a source of extreme gratification to yourself, aud not the slightest annoyance to any other indi vidual. When your coffee is Icing prepared, give directions, in a voice so low that no body can understand you, to have it "rrry weak" thereby indicating to your hus band that your delicate nerves have un dergone a horrible slioek. If your landlady or other person inako inquiry as to your condition, answer, de jectedly, that" you have a headache which, from the sanction of common con sent, means everything and nothing in particular. The headache leaves the pre sumption open that your heart is ossify ing, your lungs decomposing, or your en tire humanity cancerous. Xo wife should omit to got the defini tion of headache perfectly. When your husband offers you beef steak, omelet, or other appetizing relish, give him to understand that he is heap ing insult upon injury. At the same time your intercourse with him as far as words go, must ho excessively polite. Vou must say 4 Thank you Sir," so inge niously as to make it seem as if you said, "The deuce take you !" It can be done, as might be shown by ten thousand exam ples. Sip your coffee with your tea-spoon, as if you uouM swallow a little of it if you possibly could ; and take up a crumb of dry toast it will show forth so elo quently your disposition to appear better ;.. 1 .wi ii . 4,. .ni.n i:..r in neaiiu tnau jua wic , kj uiaav "giu your sufferings. If this procedure fail to elicit any ten- , dercr demonstration, when the meal i? about midway of its progression a fjet easily determined, if you are at a boarding-house, by the emptiness of the gravy platter, which usually occurs atlhis peri od rie demurely, put your land to your forehead and stagger out of the reom. If your husband follow you, call him "My dear" say ho is very kind you don't want him to trouble himself cn your account you ore not worth minding, etc., etc. all of which tdirascs, and pun dry others, will present themselves to any well-educated female mind. The time in tervening between the lrcakfast antf .busi ness hours use with a nisc reference to making your husbanl miserable. I wo'd nuircest. as fivorito an! effectual means, flashing yourself on the sofa, and J urying I your face in the cushion; pacing to ami IV. .! -2 1 Jro across your chamber witu rapig ar.u irregular steps, and a most persevering and obstinate continuity of silence. tun your husband takes up his hat affect not forfeit it may bring him to speech. J When lie rattles the door-key, as he prob bly will, one parting glance, don't look toward him, but sway yourself back and forward in your rot'kirijr-ehp.ir, and not till he finally says " Good-morning!" must you bring to bear upon him the condem nation of your reproachful eyes. As you hear his retiring footsteps you will natu rally listen yery eagerly in expectation of his return, but he will not come back. Your will then make a little hysterical I scream, in the hope of arresting his attcn tioii, but ho will uot hear vou. When, j under like circumstances, did pucli appeal ever reach the "dull cold car" of any ; iiii.wrianu : u nen you are tuny pcrsua ded, as you will be shortly after this, that your nctiiK has failed to make any im pression upon him, ;tnd that he has seen quite through your unreasonable affecta - tions and expectation-, and will treat vou accordingly, you will hare arrived at about as comfortable a state of torment as can reasonably be anticipated in the earlier phases of connubial felicity; and you can pass the day profitably, which you will thus have made as long as three days usu ally arc, in further qualifying yourself to become your own tormentor. LKSSUN SKCOND. .- j Sullcnessand pouting, are however effica cious and their efiiaey can not be pos itively relied upon must have alterna tions of fretfulness, pctulaucc and scold ing ' For the introduction of these alt' n rotii cs into treatment no definite rules can be laid down. If, however, the wife have an ordinary decree of discernment and tact no diificulty will present itself. An outline of conduct may be indicated not withstanding. A very happy method of lightening domestic infelicity has been found to be frequent references to the wider liberties and dearer pleasures of girlish days. Kntreat your young lady friends, as often as you can fiud opportunity on the pres ence of your husband. ?over to mrrry so long aa they live ; intimate, with inrKtor ious and terrible vagueness, that all the invention of torture arc dwarfed in ccrmjixison with the ideals of married .C-J, If JWW I. -i lv..l . friend to warn you how grateful you would be if you could but have your j days of freedom back again, and shake your heni and sigh. 1 his is all calculated to awaken uneasy emotions iu the bosom of your husband, which will presently com municate themelvcs to yourself. When asked if you go hero or there, do thus or so, answer, regretfully, that you osnl to, and indicate that you arc not jKnuiti' to do any thing, or go to any phV.e, since you have put on marriage bond. Jf your husband asks you to sing or read to him, as in the days gone by, answered that you havo nothing to read; say outright, you don't want to sing.; yawn, and indicate iu all ways that reading and singing to him arc old storieF. If he manifests a dis position to converse, talk of .whict you used in your father's house, and make frequent mcutiou of the privations you never expected to have to suffer. Xo matter what the humility of your former state or what the elevation and affluence of your present one, there may be elicited unfavorable contrast, if you bend your energies to the searching of them out. Abstain rigidly from the use of auy of those little courtesies by which the regard of your husband was first Won, neglect, to slovenliness, if you will, those personal renovations and adornmeuts which the eyes of your girlhood delighted iu ; slip pers down at the heel ; stockings soiled and wrinkled about the a-n-kle ; hair un combed ; and morning dress with tassels, ribbons, and laces flying, have been found to be effectual methods of aliena ting regard. To insure complete success tho morning dress must be worn nil day ; at dinner an old shavl or clotk may be thrown over it with good effect. What ever your husband's order of beauty, de preciate it by talking admiringly of per sons of an entirely different style espec ially of old sweethearts and to those you may refer very often, intimating that yos have had a thousand, any of whom it is reasonable to mpnose, you might have been infinitely happier than you are. When you find your purse empty don't say any thing about it, that being one of thoso things that husbands arc expected to know without any earthly intimation. Ucfiiso all his invitations to go out with out regret or apology; Continue to '.Tear the old morning-dress into the evening, and, after this sulkincsa baa been preserv ed in for three or four months, select some Sunday morning when your husband is preparing for church in quiet and congenial frame of mind, smother your eyes in a towel and set down to the enjoyment of a fjood cry I After a little experience no difficulty will be found in the getting up cf ono of these pleasant little family episodes. Crowd into jour memory all the light, disappointments, and vcxutiotsi of your whole life, and keep clearly in view the effect to be wrought upon vmr husband, for, "when ho think?, gcod cunning man, Lis hr.rvcst is a ripening romo like a frost!" In 'dher words, when he present himolf with hat and gloves in Liml, ready for the morniog rervier, anl iripir ft yi,i 1 . WHOLE NO. 152 are going, reply briefly in the negative ; if ho questions you futhcr, " male your-. hearth for tea-cups, blanket-, Ac. ; foi l self into thin afr," and do not, iu any ; the child in your arms with .showy dcin way, give him the lexst satisfaction. I onstrat ions oi tenderness, and call it yivr Say you arc not ill gay tho day is faYor-jown poor litllo darling that has nobody able say you liko tho clergyman, and else in the world to care for it; and assure iu fact have the greatest de.-ire to go to it that however destitute of natural uffect church, but that you can't and upon 'i .4 l ... that can't rest, without why or where fore. The great enemy has no stronger hold upon domestic infelicity than the purse strings afford, and every young wife sho'd be taught iu au early lesson. . If forced to Login this crying experi ment without an adequate supply of tears you will probably bo at a lo.-s before it 1 rill rw is clotie witn, as lew nuijauds can sutler j this in Hie turn without saying and doing l -snch things as arc illy calculated tocugea- i dcr smiles On the whole, my young learner, whether vour husband goes to church alone, leaving you to the comforts of your darkcnc-tL room and towel, or whether he throws himself on the sofa, cover his face with the newspaper, and sleeps to the tune of your sobbing, 1 think 1 may promise you a day singularly unprofit able and free from satisfaction; indeed it will not be your fault if your experi ment is not found to have completely shut out any and every prospect of do mestic sunshine for as many days and weeks in the future as you eau readily number. " Lingering, he raised his latc'h at eve. Thongh tired in heart and limb; He loved no other place, and yet Home was no home to him." must have been written of some poc-r soul whose better-half understood the art of self-torment. LESSON TIIIP.D. When you have succeeded, my young learner, in divesting horcc of all attractions of making the place to which your hus band comes from habit and the necessities of food and sleep not because " that tin. gic spot is an inc worn to mm, you win have arrived at that friut-ef perfection in your art which requires little further teach- i. , f. .ii ,i . ... jj a i ; . . i -ii tug. A lew hints, However, mav he thrown -- ' 1 - - -"-- V and excruciatingly miserable by mcddliug with affairs which were none of their busi ness Not till your sense of propriety and self respect have gone utterly can you cnturc upon forcible extraction of secrets in your husband's keeping. The most approved , 1 l r l it. , mcinous oi making an onsiaugnt are iy accusation, leasing, and suspicious insinu ation5!. Py these processes you will be likely to gain sutbcJent vantage-ground upon which tc stand and prop yourself up with your right to know whatever your husband has ever thought, said, or done. If you can justify yourself, so much the better, but if you can't, why never mind trifles never stand in the way of the self tormentor's constableship. Having established a conviction of your light to know whatever you desire to kuow, proceed something in this wise. Or, having failed of the aforesaid convic tion, set up a pretense, and take by main force every citadel of privacy you can bat ter into. In order to make some show of justification, select an evening when by chance, accident, or business detention, your husband returns home a little Jater than usual, and no matter whether it be five, ten, or twenty minutes later, use them for " nursing your wrath, and keep ing it warm," and when he presents him self, let your sharp, biting words crackle like thorns under a pot, until ho shall think the house l coming down about his ears. You itay effectiwly open the attack in ijie use of the subjoined formula : " So it has come to this, has it! pretty well, I think, w hen you find pleasure eve ry where except at home. IM like to know what kept jou out to-night pretty time of night, ain't it, to come home 1 should think you'd be ashamed to show your head. Supper's all cold, and I don't care you don't deserve any supper how do you suppo. I can kuow the minute you will come into the house, and have things nice and hot, when vou vary four! or five hours iu your time of coming in 1 I expert you will be staying out all night next ! You don't come now because you care for inc! Oh no, Prs nobody! I can sit here all d.iy and all night alone, and with all my troubles, and w hat do you care ? Why, you don't care a straw you would rather talk to any woman than your wife, so you would, and if I va. dead and I our f vniirw.iv vou would bo finding another soon rnout: h! Well, ail I ak of you is just to wait till I am cold that's all not for my sake, but cut of regard to my gray-headed eld father !" IIcrc may fall an interlude of weeping noisily, if possible. If this fails to drive the man from the house an event scarce ly to be anticipated there is yet another wire to be pulled (provided the frt war rant it,) with tremendous effect fall back upon the Uilu ! If vou have reason to bulieve your h unhand has made an engage ment tor the levelling, ik or irr hi;um- 'Lim as uueemfort iMe a.- posHo.c shew him, in f;ut. what a mou..tcr he is fend to the another ty Y. anj cjkc u trcmeu- ur fburirji rt t ;-p -nt ; .... 4 nsb ai-ie 1IL INKS j of all kiit'J. im luiJin; j Warrant I'ced Bill Ilea-1,,..., 1 tjuit Claim Deds j Bliu.k Notn Chatol Mortacs, Blank Bec-iju ' I.und Contract j School Ci rtitiea'i s, . . . , Bond, ( all kiii'ls,) I School lUpoit , Lxvi-utiou.', I Marria-re CerJflcut,. I ,1w.its to be found for ' a a uu. 1 the easy-cNair to make iojiii along tlio j ions others may be, thcru ii one martyr iu .i j i ..i r .. . i. .. ....!. tho world riauv 10 Bunvi 1:1 iiiu mu&c iij its defense. If your huiband offcis to rock the cradle or r Tieveyou in nny vthe-r way, don't accept his services, but inti mate, at the same time, that for the F.ak of decency ho had better remain withiri call, in case your poor ubused a:, I suffer ing should die ! Should Tiur hn-.bkc J, however, put on his slippers and uko up the evening paper, you must take a differ ent tack ; in short, make the house fo hot about his cars that he will be forced tr seek a cooler atmosphere, and w hen this In done, and baby well asleep, instead of i interesting yourself in a book, or with your sewing, as you might do reasonably and quietly, light the night-lamp aivJ in stitute a regular search of vest pockets, boxes, trunks, and secret drawers, and if you don't discover some old lovc-Icttm, keepsakes, scraps of sentimental poetry, or other matter of a private character calcu lated to awaken unsatisfactory cmotita it will certainly not have been your fault, for you will then have done whatever can bo done to aggravate self-torment. 1j not deceive yourself iu .the hope ?f limling alle-viir.ioh in sympathy it has been tried a tircat many times, and no instauot of success that I ever heard of. Neverthe less, if you would like to add uiortificatiou to your other discomforts, you may bundl up your baby, eiher spoons, ad other val liable?, aud go 'home to jour mother 1 Having concluded the third lesson, you will have discovered if there is any com mon sense in you that iuarriage is, for letter or for worse, between yourself and your husband only, and that no third par ty can do you any good. You will learn to lessen exaction, to cultivate forbearance, and in all things t enjoy the ex, by not cia ting the inon . . ir periection is riot m man or womau cither; aud to dwell on the bright, rntluir than tho dark side of hcruaa nature is tb3 true philosophy of life. Vou no America. A specimen -f Young America iu Puffulo, aged about thirteen .standi in the Post OiJice during the day, begging pennies and three cent pieces, upon a pitiful plea that his stom ach has not tasted food for about forty eight hours. He manages in this way to gather change enough during the dav, to go to the Theater at night and pay hU twenty-five cents like a man; to go iut the third tier. Tin: " Plank Uuj Pot tk." At late meeting of the Hoard of I)ircctorsof the Grand Hapids and Indiana Hail Hoad Co., the direct, or " Plank Hoad Houto" was adopted; from Kalamazoo north Li (Jrand Hapids. This cut- off all the hopes of Otsego and Allegan. The route by the Plank Hoad, is some four or five mile fhorter, but the line. has no town. or villages on JCy The Poston lnt says thai in trial of speed on skate frcm Pangor to Hampden, a youug woiiu;n, .assisted by the wind and crinoline' beat a young man by three minutes; time Unity minute. The wind was so strong that tho ladj couldn't beat back on the ice. te8 Spurgon, the great preacher over in England has discovered, says the Lon don Jairi, "that dancing is a very healthy exercise and to bo commended, but it is the dancing with gentlemen that is so objectional, and so he recommends thev practice tho entertainment sepa ratelv." Kvnas Itkms. Tho Legislature ot Kansas Territory, adjourned mi tho 13th. The J'i-al-f f ftf ffom savs that the bill providing for a new constitutional conven tion, Jailed t ) become a law, the Governor not having a?roved it. Gov. I 'Oliver vetoed a bill establishing Panks in Kansas. St. Louis ;. 1th. tavTI.a bodie of SOO dead Chinamen are nou- lying on on" cf our wharvct, nicely packed and directed, ready for shipment to thojr.hif home in China. The freight money . ti e let is 7,000. Cat. r.ir. sWThe T'pvHent are hi cKri t put Lecomptou through n.iked" as he n . . i. .a. r..:,.! ':,.).. "c ' T "c ' , . : V . ' V 11 l,H7 5" a canTu r-' v ,u Ui t,Ui " nakcl. tcD"Py legal investigation iuto fh causr of the late fire at the Insane Ay lnm, Kalauiazo.), tl fact seems to be v eil esiabli.-hcd that it va the work of au in ccndioT- t-J" Wh it would yoM.svy if vou v ihd bv a a reverend doctor oi utviiv.tY t p tutu P.) On the violin? riIdic-le-'L J ( I'. r like XJ lTi W!r, h a loafer in a printing cITm j-h'toc tree . ie al?.v. sf'rl vh?a h