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TO CXIKKKHPONUKNT". All rowBiuiiit atioDi for thia rpr khoulu Im mm mm pained ly . B I Maine f tli at.tllur ; WOi Fiereanarily tor publimtion, but aa an fviiti uce of good taitl. . n lk nnrt of the rlir. Wiitei.ul oti ..lie mil of t In- paper. Be partirarl earatul in giving nauiea and i MM to have the lettm and turn- plaiu an I diatinct. THE LITTLE FOLKS. " O'auua't" Nap. (in die wale iori-h. thickly ahadad, I MM oImI . aultry MHMDM day, sheltered from the beat, I reated, Muaiug, am mi ld man may. llllllM "' "'N'r poylMi S.'ttlN ullie a i-ooliug I'WH', BrlasiltS MMH Ol fragrant tloVM IXhA V. i AMMll llUlll I 1 l.e.'K. suddenly my dream wan broken ; sound o haatening feet rame near, And nwtTi, hildiah worda, i'lar-Hiokeii, Fell upou my liatemug ear. Hut 1 did not move nor anawer A" 1 beard the mei ry WOrda. Sounding !ke the joyous twitter i )f a jiair of kaiy bed-. (i'anpu, nee : we've got Koine "a'H N ImM one you ever Haw ! Mamma in all th He roaea ; Why dou t you wake uj), K'auiii?" " (iiieHH UeV Hlit'i tight," wbiHere4 Oracle so they Hat down Hide lv Hide, sottly piuvaig there, till DM0 Glappi d Im r ttttlt baadi im m i d i ' S'pone we atick our Immm round hini. I'lay that beV our great l.ig vane. Then he'll ! M 'pnMd tO Mt tin in Wheu he wakca u wou't he lrac '.'" So, with low and canut wliiaper, And u grave, :ir.jKirtant air, 'I'hey iVlffmil their bm1 IBS " g'ulip.i." Stepping !:; toe round hia ehair. Then ut hint their work wan euded : " 1'onioH" Htui'k out everywhere. " (Jraoe, don't he look just Splendid With IMM VMM la fell hair?'' I'utiently, with MM aduiiriug, They atood waiting ueur me there tientle OnM and DMM Darling l'reiioua little loving pair. l'retty hoou their " g'aupa" woke up, M S'pnaed ' an ever he could be, Bnlm roM and yellow king-cup tirow on Hiu h a funny tree ! And two harpy little face lxikeil in uiiiie t lint ItunON day. o i pi mid tinir childiah faactWi l.otmg a- an "Id man may. Chrintiitn I'liion. Hobble m V lie. I- "Mamma, I need a pair of wheels," said Robbie, one da v. " Um," said mamma, who was busy ami didn't want to talk. "Where can I get a pair ?" Bobbie went on. " I don't know." " But I want them, mamma." " What fort" asked mamma. " 'Cause my others are too little." 11 Well ;" said mamma, who didn't think a pair of wheels was any great matter to make a little boy happy. M We'll ask papa." So that night when papa came home, the request was made, and the next day when he went to the factory he told a man to saw out a pair of wooden wheell, ami at noon he took them home. Robbie was delighted, and rolled them around a little while. Then he came up to papa. " When can you make me an axle, papa ?" M Why. who said I would make an axle ?" asked papa. " Bat 1 n i one to hold my wheels together!" laid Bobbie, earnestly. Papa couldn't resist that logic, nor the pleading little lace, so he went out to j the barn end got a piece Ol hard wood, awed it off the right length, whittled it into very nice axle, put the wheels on it, made a pair of pegs to hold them on, and handed it over to Robbie. He rolled it around the floor a little while. Pape went away, and mamma was lmsv again. "Mamma," said Robbie, at length, "a handle's got to be whittled, big enough to go into a hole that's got to be bored In the axle." Mamma said nothing. "I need a handle. Bobbie went on insinuatingly, "to draw it by. How can I draw it 'thont any handle V "Can't yon tie on a string?" asked mamma. " 'Twon't go Straight, 'n 'sides, carts don't have strings," he went on, indig nantly, "they have thills 'r else a pole, 'n I need a pole, I do really." " Well," said mamma, " I can't make a pole to go in the axle, but L have a thin stick that I'll tack on to the axle, if that will do." After tome hesitation, in considera tion of the well-established fact that mamma couldn't whittle early instilled into his mind Robbie decided that it WOOld do. Bo mamma fixed that, and Went 'n with her work, sure thai now Robbie would be happy. Bnl alas ! in ten minutes there came an earnest little voice at her elbow. " Mhiniua, who do you sink can make me a Imx to my cart?" "Oh, dear f isn't that cart done yet ?" asked mamma. " I thought that was all tixed." Ta'n't a cart 'thont any box," said Robbie ; 'u I can't draw anything on it, 'cause it slips right off." That Wits unanswerable again, so mamma got up and hunted around till she found an empty cigar box, brought out her paper ol big tacks, and tacked it on. She then IM down with a sigh of relief. Now for OSBC time Robbie was Quiet, lb drew the dolly till be got tired, and then a new idea popped into his head. "Mamma, who can fix DM a eta! to my cart ? who can ?" " Goodness : what do you want a seat for?" asked mamma. " 'Cause I thought of it, 'u dolly's too down low 'thont anv seat.'' " Put one of your red blocks in for a heat," suggested mamma. The red blocks went in, and peace once more descended on the family for the space i if live minutes. " .Mamma, I guess I'll harness up my Christmas horse to this ait," was the next idea. " How can I harness it up r No reply from mamma, discouraged. "Won't you tell me how I can?" (pause for reply). "Won't you (pause) tell me (pause) how I can?" "Dear me -I can't harness horses," said mamma, "you harness it your self." "But I Dttd bO have a Whipple tire made,'' said Robbie, earnestly; "like papa's buggy.' " ( loodnei -. R bbic ! I'm not a buggy-ranker, ' said mamma in dismay. " But it's juft aa easy not a regelar one just a stick fixed in the middle, you know, n UMB a harness, 'n a pair of lines I si 41 But you know I can't whittle, mamma, appalled at the way things were piling upon her. ".I can And a stick just 'bout right," said Robbie ; " 'n you can make the harness out o' string, like the next door DOf made for hia kitty." " Dear me ! I'm not a harness-maker either," said mamma. "But I can show you," said Bobbie, with lip beginning to quiver. Then mamma remembered that the little boy had no one to play with liim but his mamma, so she put up her work, got out her string and knife, and went to work under Robbie's delighted direc tions. She made a whiffletree (after a new fashion), and tied it on. She made a harness and a pair of lines that Miss Dolly could hold (if her bauds were funned together). In fact she made one ittle boy supremely happy for one day. But aa he was going up to bed he said earnestly : " Mamma, I'll have to have two fours of wheels to-morrow.M " Mercy on us !" said mamma, aghast; 44 what for ?" " To make new freight I ii ion. a new freight. I need a to my train." Clirintian A Talk About Iht- Kytr. Come, now, iittle Brown -eves Blue- eves, Rhick-eyes come ail of you, and let us have a talk together about those same wonderful little eyas. Look at your little friends, and what do you IOC that open every morning and drop down every evening? "Oh, those nice curtains," you say, "over their eyes." Only think, each one of us has I el of curtains that we can work as we will ; and when night comes ou and we feel like sleeping, they fall down, of their own accord, without our thinking anything at all about it. Ah, you see it the eye-lashes, you say. These fringes are for use as well as for beauty ; they keep the motes that are tlying about in the air from coining near those very delicate eye balls. You know how well they do it, for it is only once in a great while that we get anything in that really troubles us. Wo can form some idea of the im portance of these little lashes when we call to mind how disagreeable that cinder felt that invaded our eye some eventful day when we took a ride after the putting steam engine. There is an arrangement in the eye-lids for making oil and carrying it to the edges of the eye-lids, so as to keep the water or moisture which is next to the eye-ball from overflowing and running down our cheeks. You know that if vou put water and oil into a lamp together they will not mix, but the oil will rise to the to) end the water settle to the bottom; just so the oil on the edges of the eye lids will not mix with the moisture in side, and so the eve-water is kept in its proper place. You know that machinery, in order that it mny be kept in good running order, needs every now and then to be oiled ; now only stop ami think how much we move our eyes about in one day, what a task it would be to count the motions ; we look down and we look up, and wo look all about us here, there, and everywhere. I think our eyes need a good deal of moisture to keep them in running order, don't you? This water is made in a little chamber just above the eye, on the outside, and there are passages running from this chamber to the eye, through Which it runs to reach its place. What do you suppose becomes of the eye water after it has done its work, and we need more that is fresh? I will tell you ; tin re is a drain attached to the in side of the eve that passes into the nose ; the water is carried off through this drain into the nose alter it is no longer tit for use. Now we come to talk about the eye-ball itself, which contains all the nice ar rangements for taking pictures of the objects we see around us. It is nearly round in shape, and outside is a white coat called the cornea, which covers it entirely except a clear round window in front. Just back of the cornea is the iris, a round curtain with an opening in the middle, through which light passes into the eye ; the size of the opening re-gulates the quantity of light, and again wln n the light is dim ; in the latter case the opening will be much larger than in the former. The iris is differently colored in different people, and we call a person's eyes lilue, gray or brown, according to its color. Back of the iris is a clear, jelly like subtance called a lens, which so acts upon the light coming from the objects around us as to cause us to see them more distinctly. And finally the ight falls npofl a network of le rve:, at the back of the eve. called the retina, and there of all objects we see pictures are made around us. ( )nly think what small pictures they must bt But how do you suppose the mind ob tains knowledge of what we see ? There are nerves running from the retina to the brain constantly carrying messages from the eye to the mind of what is transpiring in the outside world. So you see there are many different pro cesses to be gone through with in the act of seeing. How wonderful things are when we stop to think ab nit them, and how tame and common when we don't. Now I want you to stop moment and think what would be to have your way always dark before yon ; to be al ways groping and feeling' your way, and much of the time depending on others to be led. How sad it would be to see nothing in nature; no green grass, no leafy trees, no many-colored flowers ; no blue heaven SOOTS us, with its sun by day and moon and stars by night ; ne. r to see the faces of our friends. Who of us can wonder that the blind men of old time, when they heard that Jesus WM passing by, erii'd out unto him, " Lord, that our eyes may be opened I It Is saiil that with the exception of black ink the demand for violet ink is larger than that for any other color. Next in order comes carmine, which is much used among business men for umb riming and other purpose.-. This is tlm most brilliant of all reds, being a tinge higher than scarlet. As the mh terials composing it are very dear, it sells for fifty p r cent, more than other fancy inks. The other principal oolors are red, blue, purple and pink. Per fumed inks find some sale among ladies. who perhaps attach additional irtm ho ink from its being scented, 'ilthongh ii is saui ine perxnmerv injures the 1 quality of the ink materially. Farm and (tardea. Thk 'nutation says hens will thrive well on a mixture of beans, boiled oit, and about one part meal to two t beans, well stirred together. Uumar ketable beans may be used for this pur pose. To erRE leg-weakness in chickens, a correspondent of the fVoiVis Farm r gives each of the chickens from three to eight grains of citrate of iron daily, and a due supply of nutritious food, care being taken to select such sub stances as are flesh-producing, and not fattening wheat, barley, and a due supply of worms, or in default, sotue chopped raw meat. Conhi mition ok Food. As a general rule, cattle, horses and sheep will eat three per cent, of their live weight of food per day that is, very near their own weight every month. But there is a vast difference among them as to the profitable results of their consumption of food. Some will merely keep alive, while others will increase in weight and size, or produce milk in much greater proportion for the food consumed. Gbum fou Poctltky. There is no other grain that is relished so well by fowls as Indian corn. It may always continue to be, as now, the American poulterer's main reliance, for although too fattening to use in certain cases, it possesses more nutriment for the priee than any other grain, and is always to lie obtained. Cora can be given ground and ungrouud, raw and cooked. Oats we prefer ground line, as otherwise the hulls are too harsh and bulky. With wheat-bran and middlings, wheat in the kernel, barley and buckwheat, there need be no difficulty in avoiding mo notony. Rye, though the poorest grain of all, may be given .occasionally, and brewers' grains, if convenient. '' Pouitry World A oooi) garden will contribute so much toward the support of a family, and its humaniziug influences are so great that every man should study and strive to make the most of the limited piece of ground thus appropriated. More than this, the first lessons in farming are always to be learned in a garden, for there are to be seen what are the most favorable conditions for the growth of plants, and how they are to be treated during the various stages up to maturity. Thus a garden may be be called the farmer's academy ; the farm, the college. Go where we may, over the whole land, it will be found universally true that the best farmer has the best garden, and that when the gar den is poor the farmer is poor. How to Cse Spade. The man who can handle a spade properly does not find it very hard or laborious to work. He lirst lets the spade fall of its own weight down to the spot where the spadeful is to be taken up, taking care that the breadth on the surface ground is not more than four inches ; then he draws back the spade a little, which takes off much of the friction of the descending blade. One good thrust of I the spade with the foot then sends the blade down its lull depth. A backward pressure makes a lever of the handle and heel of the spade, and a dexterous turn of the wrist, sends the spadeful up side down just where it is wanted. There is no raking or "puttering" needed to make the ground level. A slight tap with the corner of the spade makes the work as regular and plain as if laid off with an instrument. I'm k-l'at K i 1 1 r . The following table, compiled by the I Cincinnati J'ric Curnitt, shows Uv j States the packing at 2")0 interior points (which do not include Cincin ; nati, Chicago, St. Louis, Louisville, j Milwaukee, and Indianapolis), giving the whole number packed to dates of reports (loth toMOth of December), the ' estimated number for the winter season of lH7o-74, the total packing at the same points during the season of lMTli Til, and the whole packing at points in the men- tioned States, exclusive of cities named Total Ml Id- Etttawta, Harm- tenor I'lickt'd rteanon llat'H jmilitu to date. 187.1-74. is7'j-;:t. ihtj-th. Ohio W9,3o i:ia.4iv 'in.'jj'. j.v.i,.-.jj tndlauu :i7o,-W arN,w:i 37o,i7 4U,i;e.t Illinois lii7,0:W 'J74.iihi 3fi'2,4H 4N,.-.;iJ Iowa SttfSM S0S,S81 992,991 896,441 Mifxonn 1H7.H4 iEW.tHm :C'i,VM 3.V..3. 4 Kaunas :t7,.MKi 4k,1imi 4tl,iniJ 40.HKS Wltfff In f.Hs M,tSS 11,619 ,..7-. Mimu'Hota . 11,190 90,400 16,000 94,660 Nebraaka... W.-Vio .la.mHi 90,110 90410 Kentucky ., 'Jri,44;t 'J7.iih7 'j:.,7ln 80,910 It nnwwi tS,SW '2,ooo ;i,wo :v.'.:o litem) SO, SM 7;i,'.hhj 77,7V. 77.7.V. 1,960,61 1,663,11.1 r 10,14 I 2,018,861 exceeds the packing at points given the number to corresponding dates last season 288,000. The points not heard from packed a total ol 17!t,7'J(duringsea SOO lS7'2-7o The aggregate falling off at interior points will be, in round num bers, 200,000. The estimates for the season exceed packing to dates of re ports m ar 400,000. The whole packing in the West, to Jan. 1, is approximate ly 1,600,000 at interior points, and 2, 500,000 at the six larger cities, or a to tal of 4,000,000, which is 1,410,000 less thin the entire season ls7'2-7:5. The subjoined table gives the num ber of hogs packed to date at the six principal packing points in the West, together with a comparison of the busi-ne-s of last year : To Sal 17:1. Cincinnati 4ho,h Chicafo 1,000,0 o St. Urate 888,000 Loutevttte -iHo.tNNi MttwankM 190,000 Indiauajxilia JOo.ooO 1 1 1 ii lMT'J. 4.-,o,ihki 680,000 886,000 906,080 180,000 190.000 naaaon 1 M7'2-7:t. 696,306 1 .4-J.-..070 "..t-.oo I 809,946 806,600 194,811 Total J,4VS,0O 1,94A,000 3,301,447 The whole number of hogs packed in the West, for the winter seasons of L 840-50 to 1H72-7M, inclusive, as OOttV led by the Cincinnati Pri ( irriitt is as follows : Yoara. No. of Hog. Yt-arc , of Uok. 1,069,690 .8,961,100 .9,499,779 . 1,786,966 .,4'.hi,7i 2,781,04 1,499,678 1,686.819 .MSI .Ml ,4,881.466 K,410S14 1H40 :i 1,rt.vi,'2'jo Htt2 :! 1HR0-.M l,SMjSS1 1868 4 is:, i 89 1,189,846 isr.-l - J 18S3 .vi 9,901,110 !' 1AM .',4 9.VU.710 IHOfi f.7 1H54 66 9,194,404 lsr,7 86 1H68 66 9,4W,tr2 lHfW-60 1666-61 1,M1H,4VH lSffl-1 1K.V7 H... 2,Jlo.77s 1810 71 ISM 80 'J,4fi.V.Vl 1M71 T9 1669 00 J,:C)0,Hi'J H7 J 7:i lHtVi 01 2,l.W,7.VJjlM7.1 74 (ent.) ls,l 69 2,0:,fiflo Ib'FFALO CllKAM ('AhK. One Clip of white sugar, two-thirds of a cup of sweet milk, one and two-thirds of a cup of flour, one egg, on9 tablespoonful of melted butter, one teaspoonful of soda, two teaspoonfuls of cream t:.i I n bake in three jelly-cake tins. Catching the Karl) Morning Train. The early morning train from Dan bury leaves at half-past (J. This is a very seasonable hour in the summer, when people are stirring, birds carolling their melodies, and the incense from the newly awakened flowers tilling the air lod inspiring the senses. But in the winter tune, with animal and vegetable life dead, the air raw and chilly, the matches mislaid, and a gloomy darkness wrapping the face of the earth, aa if with a pall, half-past (5 o'clock a. m. is a very unreasonable and disagreeable hour, and the man who has occasion to leave home that train may easily be pardoned the uneasiness unavoidable the day be fore. Our legal friend. Prince, received information I riday which made it neces sary that he should be in New York be fore Saturday noon. He contemplated the early start with some misgiving, and determined to make the best prepara tion for it by getting to bed early. Some people would uot have thought of this, and remained up until their usual hour, and either over-slept them selves, or have awakened uurefreshed or depressed. Mr. Prince went to bed at o'clock, and got to sleep about half past 11. When he awoke it was at the earnest solicitation of Mrs. Prince's toes, which were digging vigorously into his back, while Mrs. Prince s hands were otherwise engaged in his inter ests. Mr. Prince jumped up at once, and imiuired the time, which Mrs. Prince was not able to inform him j exactly, but was quite confident by the general feeling and looks that it was hard on to car time. Mr. Prince snatched up his clothes at this, and flew j into the sitting-room, and straight-way g it into his clothes, and then examining his watch, hmnd that it was 10 minutes past 11. "By crackey, said Mr. Prince, and immediately returned to lied, and encasing his head beneath the clothes, preserved a moody silence in answer to Mrs. Prince's inquiries. It dually dawned on that excellent lady that the hour was too early, and she soon went to sleep. But there was no immediate sleep tor her husband. He felt gloomy and dissatisfied, and seemed weighed down with the impression that he was to miss the train in spite of all he could do to avert the calamity. He carefully reviewed his past life, arraign ing himself as a student, a lawyer, a citizen, and a husband, to see if there was anywhere in his record an act, a word, or a thought, which by the tinest ingenuity could be distorted into a crime for which this losing the train might be considered a fitting judgment. But in vain he went over the past for such a provocation, and finally assigning the cause to a dispensation of fate none of us can avert, lie, too, fell asleep. When be awoke again he found Mrs. Prince's toes at his back, and Mrs. Prince's hands on his shoulders, and Mrs. Prince's voice in his ear, and a vivid impression on his mind that the train had gone, or that the whistle would sound before he could get out of bed. But he arose and hurried into the sitting-room with a show to interest, and drawing on his ... 1- -A,. clothes, again constuu'U nis waicn wun an air of desperation, and ascertained that it was just ll o'clock. He didn't MJ " By crackey !" this time. But it is no mutter what he said. He skipped back into the bedroom without . ny los of time, and appeared before Mrs. Prince with S lamp in one hand, and a lot of clothes in the other, and with a good deal of fire in his eye. But he blew out the light in silence, snd then getting back into bed, gloomily urged her not to do that again or her officious nees might cost her pain. The next time he aroused himself. It was I o'clock. This was a little earlier than was absolutely necessary, but for leal of missing the train, he remained up. First carefully dressing himself, he kindled the fire in the kitchen, and thought of the excellent breakfast he WM to carry with him, while Mrs. Prince Uy and slept. At half past 7 she awoke of her own accord, and rinding the broad daylight streaming into the win- (low. i tunned un with sincere reirret that Prince had gone without a warm break fast, and pictured to herself during the toilet, tin aching void he would carry with him through the streets of the me tropolis. Then she thought of his vexa tion, and the tears came into her eyes. And then she went into the kitckeu.and was struck motionless at the sight be fore her. For there was Prince with a carpetbag clutched tightly in one hand, ami a roll of legal documents in the other, sitting bolt upright in a chair fast asleep. Astonished and confused by this spectacle, and hardly knowing what she was doing, Mrs. Prince got the woman in the other part of the house to arouse Mr. Prince, while she Stole over to her mother's to see about some thing. Daimbwry iVesse, Those Villainous Newspapers. ; ti-Hc-t from lUn. ltntl. rV Hneo h on the Salary Orab. It has been declared here that the people demand this repeal, and the voice of the press is cited as cocent evi dence of the fact. I admit that a howl was begun here and sent through tin land by a venal and corrupt press against us. bccattCC we would not give in e passage through the mails to all the dirty sheets that their wicked conductor- might print- so rile that the Forty sedbooTuongress passed a law to punish the sending of those obsoenc publica tions through the poatoffloe, to sate the youth of the land rOBD pollution. Hav- ing passed that wiss and salutarj law, that Congress has been assaulted through those mud-machines, worked with fort j jschsss power, to bowl down I very member who stood up in the image of his Maker and remained firm to his convictions of duty. Applause. Stories most UbeloUSSUd vile have been willfully invented md maliciously cir calated in order to blacken the character of those who voted for the increase of salary last session ; and I have a mem ber in my eye (ten. .J. P. Hawleyj who kept such machine j.ring daily (or rather the machine kept him going), Wherein, in conjunction with my fellow members of that Congress, I was de cried continually as a back-salary grab ber, robber, and back-pay stealer, with a sbanielessness never equaled ; for the conductor of that press had in his Hcket, and keeps there now unless expended SO keep his trade going a greater percentage of "back pay" and salary grab than any other member of the Foi t v-sccond Congress. How Haaine Received his Sentence. 1'aiiw '-t. New York Tiiues. When the judgment of a court-martial is rendered the accused is not present. The prosecutor takes it to him private ly, accompanied bj a file of soldiers, and reads it to him. Georges Lachaud had hurried to the Marshal to announce the fact, and lie read at once upon the young man's face what the verdict was. In a few moments the tramp of the sol diers was heard, and the Marshal calm ly descended the stairs to meet his prosecutor. The judgment was read to liixn. " Is that all ?" he ask d, and, on being told that it was, he said to Gen. Pourcet : "It is my life you want; take it at once. Let me be snot imme diately. " Gen. Pourcet shook his head energetically, but the Marshal left him before he could master his agitation enough to frame a reply. On rejoining his friends the Marshal said : "I pre- Lsume that my judges acted conscien tiously, as 1 have always done, it they think that my life can be useful to the army, they are right in taking it. My only fear would be having my own con science against me, and it reproaches me for nothing nothing. With that feeling one is always strong." He then said that he had but one favor to ask, and the officer of the guard said that he would grant it if he could. " Oh, it is a very simple favor," said Bazaiue. " I only ask that my son (a boy of eight years) may remain with me the entire day." This WSJ granted, all the more readily as it was feared that, hearing he was not to be shot, the Marshal might take his own life. " After this," he had said more than once, " I have lived long enough." One of his friends pro nounced the name of Gambetta, who has triumphed completely, and who has been rehabilitated by this verdict, and said that the Marshal ought to hate that man. " Hate him !" replied Bazaine. "Do you hate a child who tries to bite you ? Vou pull his ears and that is all. M. Gambetta is nothing but a grand en fant. To sum up everything, I am yet in debt to him. He called me a traitor once; but for more than three months I was his ' Brave Bazaine," his OQS Bazaine,' a 1 Hero,' a 4 Glori 4 Deini- God.' You see that I am yet in his debt." He shrugged his shouiders, with a smile, and continued : " You see, my dear friend, the clear moral of this pro cess ; it is that in our times there is more profit and less danger in the pro fession of advocate than in that of a Marshal of France." An Almost Forgotten Celebrity. A writer in the Frankfort ( ( h'rmeny) (iaz tti) says : The billowing advertisement appears every now ami then in the Vorr 'i- li Torino : 44 Lessons in German, English, and Hungarian given at moderate rates, by L. Kossuth, ld4 Strada Nuova." The advertiser is none other than the once celebrated Dictator of Hungarv. He is now almost utterly forgotten, even in Hungary. He has grown very old, and is now so poor that he will gladly give you a lesson for a single Crane, This would seem very humiliat ing for him, and yet he is proud of his p( iverty. He says : 44 Three years ago my friends at home, in Hungary, ollered me oOJMX) tlorins. 1 rejected the oner, and never have re gretted it, even when I was hungry, and had no money to pay for a fire." 1 had occasion, the other day, to call upon him. I found him in a very small room, in the fourth story of a dingy old building. He sat alone in an easy chair, poring over an old volume. On the walls hung portraits of Mazzini, Bixio, Kisz, and, strangely enough, of Louis Napoleon. On the book-shelf by my side I noticed Victor Hugo's " Annee Terrible," Kinglake's 41 Crimea," and ten or twelve well-worn grammars. On a table, close to the bed, lay a loaf of bread and a plate of dried meat. He said : " You see for yourself now, that I I am very poor ; and yet when I left Hungarv in 1H40, I was charged by all the mean organs of theHapsburgs with having enriched myself at my country's expense. Do you know what my whole income was last year ? Within a frac tion of .HO lire !" (Less than $200.) Tweed's Daily Routine. The number of curiosity-seekers who have visited the prison on Blaekwell's Island to have a look at the ex-Boss ( Tweed ) has been so great that no one is allowed to visit him except his legal advisers and the members of his own family. Those persons, however, who come to the prison to visit friends who are in the hospital sometimes see Tweed as lie pass to and fro in the performance of his duties as assistant orderly of the hospital. These duties are not particu larly arduous, as there is seldom a large number of prisoners on the sick list, but they are sometimes disagreeable, and the service is as much as could be expected of any man of his age. He is obliged to rise at six o'clock in the morning, and from that time until the morning visit of the surgeon in charge Ins time is occupied in cleaning up the hospital, making the beds, washing the patients i if there are any who are unable to perform their ablutions), and in some Oases renewing their bandages and dressing their sores or wounds. The surgeon in his morning round writes on a slate the directions to lie observed during the day in the case of each pa tient, and it is part of the assistant or derly's duty tosee thattheseare prompt ly and faithfully obeyed. After the visit of the surgeon there is little for him to do, and he spends most of his leisure tune in reading books, of which he has s large number in his cell ami in the hospital. His health has improved rapidly since he has been employed in the hospital, and the removal of his heard and moustache has rather im proved his personal appearance, as it makes him look much younger than when he wore HkMC iron-gray append ages. Xriv York QrUpMc Stkmki CrsTuni. Make a boiled custard with three eggs to a quart of milk, and a tablespoonful of corn starch or BSatasnS wet with cold milk, a pinch of salt, and half a cup of white sugar. Flavor with rose or lemon. Fill the custard cups, and set them into a drip ping pan ; till the pan with boiling wa ter, and set it into the stove-oven. Hake slowly, until they do not seem liquid when moved. The Ieatl of 173. The death roll of 17:1 is a long one, ami embraces the BSSaes of mauv emi nent men and womeil of both "hemi spheres. Among distinguished foreign ers who have died, and whose names am familiur the world over, the following are the most prominent : The Emperor Napoleon, Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton, Adam Hedgwick, the English geologist', Macready, the great tragedian, John Stuart Mill, the economist, Katazzi, the prominent Italian statesman, Clara Mundt, the novelist, better known aa Louisa Muhlbach, Sir Edward Land seer, the renowned artist, King John of Saxony, and Henri ltochefort, the Hed Republican leader of France. In our own country we number among the prominent dead Gov. Gearv of Pennsylvania ; Chief-Justice Chase (lakes Ames, James Brooks, William Whiting, members of Congress; Mans- held T. Walworth, the novelist, killed by his own son ; Horace F. Clark, the railway operator; Hiram Powers, the sculptor ; Jesse It. Grant, father of the President ; Frederick Dent, father-in-law of the President ; John P. Hale, so well known in the political history of the country ; Gen. McCook, killed at Yankton, Dakota ; Laura Keene, the eminent actress ; Gen. Hardee, author of "Hardee's Military Tactics;" Rich ard Yates, of Illinois ; Louis Agassiz ; Samuel Nelson, ex-Justice of the Su preme Court, and others of less re nown. Death has been particularly busy among prominent clergymen in America. In the list we find the name of Joel Parker, D. D., a prominent Presby terian clergyman of New York ; the ltev. George At wood, of New Hamp shire, who was ruled out of the Demo cratic party in 1H50 fir writing an anti slavery letter ; Bishop Mcllvaine ; R. S. Storrs, D. D., of Massachusetts ; and Gardner Spring, of New York ; the Rev. John Todd, of Pittstield, author as well as preacher ; Solomon Howard, D. D., ex-President cf the Ghio Uni versity, and Bishop Armitage, of the Episcopal Diocese of Wisconsin. Varieties. ( I Sally ! 'tin my chief delight To Kiz upon your 'yenen brite My luv for you by goh cirpaamw The luv I feel for ruiu aud la8e : What is the difference between an oyster and a chicken ? One is best fresh from the shell, ad the other isn't. Why is a pretty girl like a locomo tive engine ? Because she sends off the sparks, transports the males, has a train following her, and passes over the plain. A Fun (111.) coroner's jury ren dered a verdict that a man, whose body was found in the river, came to his death by a blow on the head, "which was given either before or after drown ing." "Lot-," said a doting aunt to her four-year old nephew, "say Schenec tady !" After gravely pondering the the word a moment, shaking his head, he solemnly said, " No, 'tant say dat ; teef ain't s arp 'nough." The following are a few more names of postoffices in the United States : Ti Ti, To To, Why Not, Pipe Stem, Stony Mau, Sal Soda, Shichshinny, Snow shoes, Overalls, Lookout, Last Chance, Black-bone, Marrow Bones, Sorrel Horse, Tally Ho, and Tired Creek. A witty clergyman, accosted by an old acquaintance by the name of Cobb, replied: "I don't know you, sir." " My name is Cobb," rejoined the man, who was half seas over. "Ah, sir," re plied the clergyman, "you have so much corn on you that I did not see the cob." A TorcniNo epitaph : " Htruiiger, panse My tale utteud, And learn the cauce Of H&iiuhIi'h end. AcrosH the world The wind did blow, She ketched a cold What laid hur low. We hed a quart Of tearH, 'tin true, liut life iM Hhort Aged IS. Mark Twain and the Ladies. Mark Twain, at a public dinner In London, recently, responded to the toast "Tho Ladies," and in the course of his remarks said : " Ah, you remem ber, you remember well, what a throb of jiain, what a great tidal wave of grief, swept over us all when Joan of Arc fell at Waterloo. Laughter. Who does not sorrow for the loss of Sappho, the sweet singer of Israel ? Laughter. Who among us does not mi.cs the gentle ministrations, the softening influences, the humble piety, of Lucrezia Borgia ? Laughter. Who can join in the heart less libel that woman is extravagant in dress when we can look back and call to mind our simple and lowly Mother Eve arrayed in her modification of the Highland costume ?" The Ready Rooster. Roosters are the pugilists among birds, and having no suitable shoulders tow strike from, they strike from the heel. When a rooster gets whipped, the hens all mareli eph with the other rooster, if he ain't half so big or handsum. It is pluck that wins a hen. Roosters az a class won't do enny household work ; vou kant get a rooster to pay any atten shnn to a young one. They spend most of their time in crowing and strutting about, and wunce in a while they find a worm ; which they make such a great fuss over, calling their wives up from a distance, apparently to treat them, but as the hens git t hare, this elegant cuss bends over and gobbles up the worm, .list like a man for all the world Jxli lifiifs. Sw Dikoo. Think of fattening hogs on rigs ! the San Diego (Cal. ) 'or,'l advises greater cultivation of the fig tree because the food is so good for hog feed. An acre of figs will fatten more hogs than will an acre of corn, ami it seems all that is necessary is to stick a fig cutting down and in three or live months tho plant will bear fruit, three crops a year, and in three years the Ires attains the size of a 12-year old apple-tree. The same paper says a firm of honey-raiaers, the first year of i cultivation of bees, cleared 118,000 on their honey crop. Subt is the lawyer's favorite dish.