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Til K 4UOOI" IIKHMir.
It , i i mil, w bo
it.-. 1. 1. . I 111 a wood.
And nil Sal '"" MM a!l MgM, too,
Bssyaatea, " 1 sb M4 !
I live away from MH 'tie,
Kmw Intui) .ni'l "in ;
So stimulating rood or fna
Ui iumIh hi growing late.
M H ,,,,iv pleasure ar' SB aSaf
rii. rattUag "i mj boM,
; i,,- I .t i native ti ar,
Or Hsrttlwlaif Mi)' 'an.
' Ui'iirc! froaa wanted fMly ii
i 11. 1 my tailing breath ;
Xu satlafaotiou of my Ufa
In thiukiug i my death.
Ha wi.-kfil rMSM Miva.l. iIim Beani,
T taint tne with their hiii ;
Tin thus ilnt I have grown -o good,
go . n'i .ii!.' aad tutu.'
Due QBf BMM b a stalwart Knight,
Who lightly i-apt lo ground,
rii. mi iiii-w u bora null ail iu. might,
l'hat waLid tin' SeBOSS roiiud.
Battel my testy aafaaM, ho !
it m'rf ut home," ha cried,
I'ro.Hed you - -ccly sett to hii.iw
lint leave y.uir groaua inaule.
' IV' i u. i tin- iraatw seed in aith
That so long MMtirKi'tl Hi'' land ;
And imw, to aaaad my aaddws girth.
I need your batping henS,
Tli while I r 11 : fat aM the day
lie H lit I ' t . m.ii'r to .It)
Au aajM ami all Mas to iay,
a taim'K kaight oc two.
' So mend my girth snd tend hit ateed ;
riii'ii !H WltllOIlt SUr('ttBl
T Kaevea tor koigata who aafl ami bleed
Thai ion muy live m peace."
Tin" tt riy aara M restate, eeod,
Atidfaablj about bis bead
Withla ri feabsy-aoogdng hood
Then, feebly mrnghing. said :
4,4 Rem ved from Hiuful ways ol men,
I gvali in tiiix Umm woo l,
No worldly tiling 1 ilo or knn
'Tih thiia tn.it I'm ho good.''
J'be Knight sprang ii witii SasblBf gyes
Au.i thunder oa bla brow,
A moment auuitared wy surprlae,
Ah iiy mi aaseaB Mow.
' 8.) Koodv" in oried "beaeana yon gross
Ami manhood's gnttaa shirk 7
Ho aood ! baeoane yon pla) tha drone
Walla otln-rrt wilcli ami work?
" rxr fool! tliut think to merit Heaven
iiy thwarting Heaven bahaatl
pool el. ill I that aOOVBI the earthly It avetl
Hih Maker inude an bapl '.
The gfOTllag w aaa that Htir the noil,
The naji-diy ieaveMthat fall,
Go Uironb taalr ire-uiii.imtod toil,
Nor H. aveu'K graat ends foraatall
M And every worm and leaf that dii1
1?. worthier far Of lleav'u
Than any liernut ihat relien
Oli goiilineHH seW-Kiven !
41 IV aa gaaaaaaa rather langht thaa waa .
Prays Baavaa for tangta of iiayn,
ITorkn sturdily hetore ll Hie4!.,
En jo.VH an well a jirays !
' lint eiuiiiHel'H lont on you, I nee
t ratlag awaalwai "",
A a - 'y hermit Ban bol aa
At bent a neely unit) !"
He tied Ma broken aaaVWa taniil,
Tll-n xiiriiiix iipoii Inn Hteed,
And i .nil' otf to ttie otfre'H land,
To flgbt, parbapa to bleed.
Tint bfriall aaallar grow ea.'h day ,
At laxt .lint in aai woad ;
Ami il' Hi true that iohmjih nay,
A aaagpaa erieil, .".) good I"
Tiim''y'it Jfagawtiaft
WHY 1 EXCHANGED.
BOOM five years ago I was a subaltern
in i marching regiment and quartered
in g large garrison town in England.
My duties consisted f the usual round
of morning and afternoon parades, vis
iting the men's dinners and teas, and
other regular work. Jn addition to this
we had oeoaaioaaUy to mount guard and
to pass twenty-four hours in a sort of
half imprisonment,
It is one of the regulati ineof the serv
ice that when officers or men are on
guard they should always be in a st.ite
fof readiness to " fall in " on parade at a
rtr iinent a notice, if you feel very
sb-f'y SUd desire rest you must take it
whin you arc buttoned up to the
throat and tirapped down el the heels.
A lounge in an arm-chair, or proba
blr a little horizontal refreshment
QJDIl a sof t, is the extent of rest which
aMl othe r on guard It supposed to in
dulge in.
Among my brother sub.utorns in gar
rison it was our auauai pmcuce to in
fringe upon the strict letter of the law,
god when the principal part of our duty
had been accomplished, we used to in
dulge onrseives by divesting our limbs
oi their armor and seeking retrench'
amt between the sheets of a little camp
hod that was placed iu the inner guard
room. It was part of the duties of an officer
OH guard to visit all the sentries during
the night, the time 'for vis iting them
taping usually an hour or so after the
flaad frfftrtT had visited the guard ; the
field-officer being Colonel or Major who
was on duty for the day, and who came
once by day and once by night to see
the guards and to see that all was as it
should be. There was no exact limit to
the number of times that the field offi
cer might visit the guards ; but it was
Um usual thing, and hud become almost
a custom, for him to come once by day
and once by night, so that after the last
visit the subaltern usual iy Waited an
hour or so, walked round the limits of
tils post, visited all his gentries, and
then turned into bed.
Jt was a bitter cold morning in dami
ary that my turn for guard came on. I
asrehed my men to the post, relieved
the old gua.d, and then, haying gone
through the regular duty and duo i.
endeavored to nass the time until the
lield-oflicor had Haatcd BOO. The pre
vious vening I had been at a bull in
town, and in onsruue nee was very
tiri'il and sleeOV. and looked
with
eunsidstable longing to the period
when I Could refresh myself by
unrobing and enjoying a good snooze.
At length J heard the welcome chal
lenge, " Who cornea there ? " which was
answered by the response, " Grand
rounds," BBd "Guard, turn out !"
was a signal which 1 willingly obeyed,
for I knew that in an hour afterward
f should be In the arms of the god of
aleep.
Slipping on my cloak and cap
and
grasping mv sword,
I placed mvself m
1 received! he field-
trout of the araard am
Olatoar, who briefly asked me if every
thing Waa Correct, directed me to dis
misH mv guard, and rode ofT without
aayinr? " flood-night," a proceeding that
I thought very formal.
Gtfhag dirertions to the Sergeant to
call me in an hour, ror the purpose of
yihitmg the eentriea, I threw myself
into my arm -chair and tried to read a
novt 1. The time peso d ery piickly,
M I had ft nap Of tWO, ami the S i
geant m a appt iured rw i lantern to
eonduct. me rounn the mmtries.
It was a Isjriibk night, the wind
blowing hard, whilut Haa mhow and sl N t
wTt diiying along In fornit. TbttatafT
int)mt'tt'r was m-v'ial ili'grct'H l'lov
hr linf , Mad 1 1 1 aht I dMi rrd
uxm-h nam my country for performing
so OOQaoientkMatlj my artluous dutirs.
The M'lltlU'H Weie Vrl V IUIlim Hl'tttttTtui,
and I hud to walk two union to mm.
thoin all. I iu'Mniilislifd my t.isk,
however, and returned to the fOaUrd
lOOflO, where I treated myself to u still'
Uhh ol gtg, 4'd throwing oft' my rrg-itn.-ntalH
I jumped into hid, feeling
that 1 rMlly deserved the luxury.
In a few moments I wan fast aHleej),
not v.'ii -ireaming of any of my fair
partner! of the baUJ, hut sound asle.-ji.
Suddenly I Invanii' OOXUMSiOUl of a gieut
uoiaa, widen sonndel like a drum being
beaten.
At tirst I did not realize my position,
and could not remember where I was,
but at last it flashed across me that 1
wns on guard, and that something was
the mattor. .Jumping out of bed, J
called to know who was their.
The Bergeant answered in a great hur
ry, saying :
"Sir, the lield-ollicer of the day
is coming, and the guard is turning
out. "
I rushed for my boots, pulled thorn on
over my unstockinged feet : thrust mv
sword-arm into mv large ngime&tal
eloak, w Inch 1 pulled over
T 111 1
1 pulled over me : jammed i
n my torage-eap on my heau, and
grasping my sword, looked to the out
ward obserrer as though " fit for pa
rade. "
I was just in time to receive the field
officer, who again asked me if my guard
was eOReet I answered, rather in a
tone of surprise, and .said : " Yes, sir ;
all correct."
I could not imagine why my guard
should be visited twice, as such a pro
ceeding was unusual, and perhaps my
tone seemed to imply that 1 was sur
prised. Whether it was that, or wheth
er a treacherous gust of wind removed
the folds of my cloak and exhibited the
Blighted taste in life of the end of the
night-shirt, I know not ; but the field
officer when ho had received my answer;
turned his horse's head in the opposite
direction, and said
"Now, sir, I want you to accompany
me around the sentries. "
Had he told nie th it he wanted me to
accompany him to th' region below I
should scarce have been more horror
struck ; for already I had found the
change of temperature between a warm
bed and a warm room, and the outside
air and to walk two miles on a windy,
frosty night, with no raiment besides
boots, night shirt, and cloak, was really
suffering for one's country and no mis
take. . I dared not show the ftughteal
In aitation, however, for fear the state of
my attire might be guapeoted, though 1
would have given a week's pay to have
seapeil for only live minutes. A non
commissioned officer was ready with a
l int - rn, and Wt started on oir tour of
Inspection,
The field-officer asked several ques
tion! connected with the position and
duties of the sentries, to which I gave
answers as well as the chattering of my
teeth would permit nie. The moat nerv
ous work, however, waa passing the gsa
lamps, which were plaoed at intervals
of one or two hundred yards. Tin4 wind
was blowing so fresh that it w;is with
difficulty 1 could hold my cloak around
me. Every now and then an extra gust
of wind would come around a corner,
and quite defeat all the precaut ions
which I had adopted to encounter the
heavy gale. 1 managedto dodge in the
shade as much a possible, and more
than once ran the risk of being kicked
by the fteld-offioer'l horse, as I slunk
behind him when the gas might reveal
too much.
It was terribly c Id, to be sure, the
wind and snow almost numbing mv
limbs. 1 had a kind of faint hope that
the fteld-offioer might think that I be
longed to ft Highland regiment, and if
he did observe the scantiness of my at
tire, might believe that the kilt would
explain it. I struggled and shivered on,
knowing that all things must have an
end, and that my "rounds" must come
to an end before long. But I feared
that 1 could not again get warm during
, - - , ,
the night.
We had nearly Completed our tour,
and were within a hundred yards of the
guard-room, when we passed the field-
officer's (inarters. 1 fondlv hoped that
he would not puss them, and that he
would dismiss mo at the door, but I
was rather surprised to see a blaze of
light come from the windows, and to
hear the sound of music. It was evi
dent that there was a "hop" going on
inside, and I already began to tremble
from a sort of instinct that even worse
misfortune wan yet to attend me.
My premonitions were true, for upon
reaching his door my persecutor, in a
cheerful tone, said :
" Well, we've had a cold tour ; you
must come in and take a glass of w ine,
and perhaps, a waltz will warm you."
" I'm really much obliged," I hastily
answered, " but I should not like to
leave niy guard.
" Nonsense,
guard will bo
come in."
This " must "
termined tone.
nonsense,
all right ;
man the
you must
he said iu quite a de-
I felt desperate, and again declared
that 1 thought I should be wrong to
leave my guard.
" i ll sake tbt4 responsibiiitY, said
( tlcmon ; "ho come along," saying
tli
which ho grasped my arm, ami almost
tl ragged uio into the porch of his
quarters,
When we entered the house and were
exposed to the light of the hall lumps,
I iancied L naw a slight twinkle in the
eye of the ofheer, and I begun to won
der whether he really knew of my pre
dicament, and wished to have his juke.
He gave uo other intimation, however,
that I saw, but quickly took off his
cloak and said that I had better do the
Seeing me Hesitate, lie Haul,
; "Omie, off with it.'
r un her remonstrance i lotimi wouiu
be uhcIi ss, so that there was no help for
nie but a lull confession. Summoning
gtj courage, and leafing to hesitate, 1
blurted out, M Colonel, I've no trousers
oil."
Tho deuc 4 you haven't !" he aid,
" Well, vi n il better go and put them
on. and then come lu re here hh soon an
possi hie and have a glass of something time when Hcssrs, Moody and Sankey
aann.M were it work iu that cit, and her offer-
I rushed out of the quarters, half do- ( ing shows the Baton of the estimate
termined not t return. 1 was fully l she had informed from personal ob
awako now, and shivered like a halt- 1 servatiou of their labors.
drowned dog ; but no sooner had I
dr ssed myself than the Colonel camo
over to say that a quadrille, was waiting
for ino.
I determined to put a bold f.ice on
the matter, and entered the drawing
room, where a party of about fifty had
assembled. It was evident, by the tit
t MM of the young ladies, the grim of
the men, Nad the subdued smiles of
the dowagers, that niy story was known.
The ( lolOlM lhad told it as a good joke
to the Major, who had whispered it to
his wife; she had breathed it into the
ear of two of her friends, and in about
t n minutes every person in the room
knew a young subaltern had very un
willingly gone his rounds in his night
shirt. As long- as I stayed in that garrison I
was A standing j"k'- When the girls
saw me they always looked away and
smiled, and ft seenied as impossible fox
nie to obtain a serious answer froin one
of them as for a aaOWB to preach a ser
mon. They even m ciim d to be al l aid
t dance with, me fearing, as 1 after w.ud
heard, to look at my legs, lest 1 might
be deficient in some article of raiment.
I soon exchanged and went into .in
other regiment ; and years alterward I
heard my own adventure related in a
crowded drawing-room, all of the details
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been attributed to another unfortunate
fellow.
UieftU Hints lor Hie Homo Circle.
Onk who has tried it says that spirits
of turpentine will extract ink from
cotton, silk and woolen goods. Satu
rate the spots with the turpentine, and
let it remain several hours ; then rub it
between the baud. It will crumble
away, it is said, w it hout injuring t ithe
the color or the texture of the article.
Creosote is now used for warts. Dr.
Bainey, of St. Thomas Hospital, Lon
don, has written an article on the sub
ject. He says that alter applying the
oro sote fret ly to the wart, he covered
it over with a piece of sticking-plaster,
renewing the application every three
days for two weeks, when the wai t dis
appear! d entirely, leaving the part be
neath perfectly healthy.
AjrrxFiciAJj coral is made ss follows :
To two drams of vermilion add one
ounce of resin, and melt them together.
Have ready the brunches or twigs
pi eled and dried, and paint them over
with this mixture while hot. The twigs
being covered, hold H em over a gentle
fire, turning them round till they are
pii teeth smooth. White coral may
also be made with white lead and black,
with lampblack mixed with resin.
A oood fly paper is made as follows ;
Boil together equal parti by weight of
glue ana molasses ; spread it ovor 00m
moii brown paper, while hot, with a
brush. PlaOS a sheet of the paper in
e very room in your house. It will cap
ture every fly in tin4 room within the
day. The paper can be thrown in the
lire and ft new one used when covered
with the captured dies.
A mktiioo employed in Germany to
keep rosebudl fresh consists in JirM
OOTering the end of the recently-cut
stem with wax, and then placing each
One in a closed paper cap or cone, so
that the leaves do not touch the paper.
The cap is then coated with glUO, to
exclude air, dust and moisture, and, when
dry, it is stood up iii a OOOl place.
When wanted for use, the bud is taken
out of the cap and placed in water, after
cutting off the end, w hen the rose will
bloom in a few boUTS.
Bn sure that the water you use for
domestic purposes is pure. Impure
water is more injurious than impure
air. Always let the water run a Little
while in the morning before filling the
kettle. Never drink water that has
been kept iii a room for several hours,
whether it be warm or not. Water has
the faculty of condensing and thereby
absorbing all the gases, which it does
without increasing its own bulk. The
colder the water is the greater its ca
pacity to OOn tain these gases. At an
ordinary temperature a pint of water
w ill contain a pint of carbonic acid gas,
and several pints of ammonia. '1 his
capacity is nearly doubled by reducing
tue temperature'to that of ice
Toes.
We arc accustomed to use our toes so
very little, that for all the practical pur
psses of life we might almost as well be
without any. They are intended, in
the first place, to give flexibility to the
foot, and to help us in our walking :
but tlit4; modern custom of cramping
them up in tight shoes makes them al
most as immovable as if they grew to
gether. So the help they give us in
walking is not so much after all. And
as to putting them to any other use, we i
never think of it.
We abuse them dreadfully some
times, and torture thrm and pinch
them out of all likeness to their original
shape, until they would m er be known
for the pretty, perfect little baby toes
that we like to cuddle and count, and
go to market with, grown up. Who,
for instance, would ever imagine that
the second toe is intended to be longer
than the first? And yet in a perfect
foot it always is, though we are oblige d
to go 10 statues and paintings to lind
out. And who, putting a foot and a
modern narrow-toed shoe side by side.
would ever suspect they w re intended
for each other? The tact is, our toes
N our most abused members, and so
WC don't get haif the good from them
that, WC might.
The Chinese and the Japanese, and
the Dedoilill Arabs, it is .ml, from con
tinued practice, use their toes nearly as
well as their hands. They can pick up
their tools with then, and even work
with them while they do something
with their hands. Arabs brsid ropei
with their fingers and toes working to
gether in concert.
Mooisi. Mr. Moody has had the
coinage in the midst of his Sottish re
vival to decline all oilers of pecuniary
assistance, and has lately quite sur
! prised pie where he is working by
declining a thousand-pound check from
the Baroness Burdett Ooutla, Bhe was
in Ektinburgh during the whole of the
General Notes.
Two dollars per day and eighteen
hours' work are given the Philadelphia
street-car conductors.
IIkknville, IVnn., boasts of four
landlords weighing a total of Wi
pounds; the heaviest .' iii 7 pounds.
A ( hum an writer says that thieves
are so scarce in this country that the
authorities are often compelled to oiler a
reward for them.
Tin- best thing that ever green Mrs.
Maluprop has said lately is that "she
doesn't want to VOie because she
Couldn't bear the shock of the eleetrical
franchise."
Contents of a rat's nest lately dis
covered in Augusta, Me.: 1 silvrr
spoons, 1 silver fork, 18 cotton stock
ings, 1 peek of butternuts. A rat of
the Upper Ten !
BVKBM was committed in an extraor
dinary way bv a young man at Paris,
Bear Lake Valley, Utah, lately. He
deliberately drove a nail into his head,
and died in a few hours after.
An Iowa Judge has decided that it is
more of I sin to steal a horse than to
elope with another man's w ife, beOaUSS
there are 8,000,000 women in the United
States and only 8,000,000 horses.
AYoi ntky lad, 11 years old, lately
visited Dubuque, bringing with him the
scalps of nine timber irolvei a mother
and eight young ones all slain by his
juvenile but potent hand. He received
i US bounty from the county, and went
In me rich and happy.
The new boot in Paris is the Pom
peiau. It is of black velvet, and very
high, the legging in front all Venetian
cut-work, embroidered with silver cord,
and a pink r Pompeiian red silk stock
ing is thus seen through the open clover
or diamond shaped design.
Da. liuows Sk..i ai:i has been meas
uring the amount of nerve force in I
frog, and findl that "a frog could lift a
weight of twenty grammes to a point,
which was about a line and a quarter,
Or 600 Or 700 times in an hour and ft
quarter." This is important. We
didn't Suppose one frog in a hundred is
aware that it can lift twenty grammes to
a point and probably would not bo any
happier if it was.
Tin, value of printed books exported
from England m the year 1878 was
912,534. The late Charles Knight
computed that the whole people of En
gland, 180 years ago (1741), did not ex
pend more than ' 100,000 ft year m the
purchase of books, newspapers and
and publications of every kind an
astounding comparison between now
and then, ami indicating one of the
main sources of the increased consump
tion of paper,
A oi'.vi i.r.MAN, named Stedman, writes
to the Fairmont (Minn.) Chain, or
dering his paper discontinued, giving
as one reason that his wife says " it
won't even clean lamp-chimneys. " To
this, among other things, the editor
answers, that the withdrawing subscrib
er may be a man of inflnenoe, but is
no gentleman, and has M no right to
betray what his wife told him in confi
dence, and we presume she will not
thank him for it. "
Tn Viceroy of Egypt is absolutely
prosecuting his design of annexing Cen
tral Africa to his dominions. Colonel
Baker, the explorer, established Egyp- .
tian supremacy at Khartoum, the capi
tal of a large extent of country west of
the great lakes which form the source I
of the Nile, from this point the Egyp
tians are now moving further on With a
strong force, headed by OoL Gordon,
who has been nominated Governor of
the country by the Khedive.
The Character of Delegate Cannon.
Mrs. Eliza Young, the nineteenth
, wife of Brigham, in letter to Washing-;
ton. paid her respects to the Mormon
delegate from Utah, as follows: "I
hope I may . be pardoned foa digressing
a iittle on this occasion and dwelling
briefly upon the delegate from Utah. I '
I am told that Mr. Cannon asserts that
the women of that place are impartially
provided for. 1 know to the contrary.
Vox instance, his own family, his sec
ond wife while on sick bed having
nothing in the house to eat but bread
and molasses, begged him for slight
delicacies. He told her he beln v, d be
had ft couple of cans of cove oysters
that somebody had given him, fso,
he would let her have them. The sis- I
Iter of the sick woman, in passing the
dining-room door of his first wife, saw
her table richly laden with all the deli
cacies of the season, preparal ry to the
enjoyment of a Obi istmns dinner. While
this same man is here iu your midst
dress, d in the finest broadcloth, and
boarding at the most expensive hotel in
the city, gg I am told, this wife and the
third, who is my cousin, are living in i
destitution and neglect. I would v ry
much like to nlist the sympathies of
my audience in behalf of Apostle Can
lion, M his domestic relations are Mich
that he cannot possibly be the happiest
man in the world. His last Wife pOS
st sses his young and tender affections,
while the fiit rules him with a rod of
iron, thereby preventing his enjoying
Unalloyed happiness, which so santly a
polygamist dee en i
Tn (blVeien 'e m tne BvWfage amount
of enrrency eironlation to eaefa person
in the aai anil the West will be seen
by the following comparative statt-
rnenl
Bboda Island NLS
MassaclillsettH 40. S4
Connecticut :t:i.4K
N Raglaad Ntates gi.es
Southern State gf
Western Slates 7 iiy
Pscitle Stal. H ami Territories Ljg
And our Eastern Mendl tell us that
an average of 981.68 to each New Ed
rlander, and an twinge of ST 00 to each
Westerner is just the right thing.
I ndonk Quickly. AnMnn the Bur
mese, the manriage laxsl is very
easily undone. If two persons nre
tired of each other's soeiety, they lis
solre partnership in the following sim
ple and touching, but conclusive, man
lier : They respectively light two can
dles, and shutting up theil hut sit down
and wait until they nre burned up. The
one whose candle burns out lir-t g ts
up rtt once and leaves the house i and
forever) taking nothing but the clothes
he or she may have on at the time ; all
lea tin n bee urn s th" property of the
"tlier pait.v .
ViNKoAit Pittehh. The groat merit
of ViNKOAU PrrTKK.s has made them the
leading medicine of the day, and M
speetaole druggists everywhere write j
" Tin j an (in i ewef most popular
r hi ration in tin marl; t." They
have stood the test of public opinion
and won confidence. They sell rapidly
because they euie. I f you are sick TOM
want n liabfe medicine. Vi.neoau Pri mus
commend themselves to the ailing
and afflicted, as they are deficient in one
thing alone, viz.: the Mtimu'ait that
unduly excites the brain, and o mates i
morbid thirst for spirits ! There is no
phase of Indigestion, BUiOUSttCSS, N'-rv-ous
Disease or Physical Debility in
which they will not effect ft cure. In
valids who are wasting away from a want
of proper action in she liver, atomach
and bowels, will And them a OOntlitU
tional pecttc, and a fountain of vitality
and vigor as refreahing and exhilarating
as a cool, gushing spring of watt r to
tin4 pinched and fainting traveler In the
desert. 11
Oxernns weighing three pounds, and
ten niches long, havebeeii found near
Tampa, Pla.
lympss s or t utaiTh.
DalL asavj haadaaha, obatraetioo of nasal
ages, diaoharga failing Into throat, nom
UBSS picf use. watery, a-riil, tkick and tona
otous, mneous, purulent, ratio, ipuralant,
bio uiv, putrid, offanalva, etc. fn others a dty-
HOHH.diy. at i v. Baak OT inftSflSftd et3H, ring-
login eat-H, iloafnertH, hawking andooaghingto
wear the throat, ulcerations, scabs from ul
mm, votes shscsd, nasal twang, offensive
. h, impaired taaall and taste, iHsilnats,
mental Aaprsusi m. tl tiding cough, sto. Only
a few of the ahuve yrnpt:iuH aiv hkely to bo
present in any cane at one time. No dineaHO
l- mora ooaamon or laas undaratood bv physt
oiana Tha proprietor of Dr. Bage's Catarrh
i.omcdy will pay 5oo reward for aa Incurable
esse.
Ill tn WHAT IT WIUi DO.
BBOOKVnXB, Pa., April 27, 1872.
Dr. r. v. Pzaaoa:
Sin Saving Brat applied to a number of
boms phyaieians ami failed to get relief, I re
solvsd to try your Remedy. Pour bottleahava
completely cured mo of one or the worst cases
of Catarrh of which I have any knowledge
having suffered for laths with an scuts pin
in tha head, and breathe, 1 only With the groat
oit dihl lulty, I doom it dim you as well an
suffering humanity that thin recognition he
made of what Wo deem an invainn le h
ciu0- Cuah Q. ANniiusoN
Tin: Graftal Family Mi im ink. Dr.
Wilhofta Ann-Periodic or Fever and Ague Ton
ic! No cane of hi' urable Chillx ha yet present
ed itc!f where thin scientitic and mifc medicine
ha- been employed. No cane ban been found
mo obstinate a- to resist it h prompt and mas
terly action. No man ban been mo reduced by
malarial million. -en hut with Its u-e ha 00BSS
an perfectly reconstructed. No pilla or purga
tive required with tin medicine. Wbsklocx,
i'ini.ay A Co., proprietors. New Orleans. For
Male by all imggitTW
Tin: most stupendous enterprise on
the Continent for the relief of human woo is
the National BttTgioal Inntitute of Indianapo
lis, bid. It linn a capital stock of 11.000,
with over fifty surgeons, assistants and in
strument msaere, Who are constantly em
ployed in giving relief to thousands of suffer
ers antuiallv. Thef treat as ipsflislttee.
Brooked feet, legs, spines and all other human
deformities ; also paralyris. chronic disoOSOS,
piles, fistula and catarrh. Send for circular.
Victims ol consumption seeking relief
and restored health should use Dr. Wishart s
Pine Tree Tar Cordial. This is tho only prep
aration that develops the full yirtno of l'ar.
Raeosn stockings anl protruding toes
are not -een on feet where BILTEB TIPS are
worn. Parents, remember this they last
twice as long.
Tan Noarn eaaraaa Honsa-NAiZ' Oo, 's
' Finished " Nail is the best in tho world.
Oo to RrvKeaxDS Waier Onre, flamiit.on. Tl'.
((OUST A NT IBM PitO V M Kit T, At hoae,
Stale or female, $90 a week warranted. No cap
it. tl requi ml. Ku 11 particulars and a valua hie sam
ple sio.t free. Al d ress. w i I h S fit. return stamp,
A. n. rOTJSO, --i Kifih St.. Wtlltaiasaarsrh, N. Y.
40 HATS KILLED
WtthesM sea ASAB1 dead SHOT. Prtee Heta.,aah
soar Siorakee pt f .r tt. joun f. iiknhy CO.,
N. w v. ik. JOHNSOS, HOi.LOWAY a CO., Phlla,
$10 a day."
i obtain Permanent and Profitable .
Aients can obtain Permanent and Profitable
Employment for the sale of the best selling article
known. Country rtghta, free and eac-lusive sale
given. Address wales Branch 4 Co..Pitabarah,Pa.
OPIUM
MORPHINE HABIT speedily
known a sure Remedy.
Hied l.v pr. I '.ecu s oiny
NO HAiu; B
for treatment until cured. Call on or address
DR. J. C. BECK, Cincinnati, O.
MitiiiUitct urctl mill for unle n t
23 A. 25 E. Randolph St., Chicago.
a
THE GREAT ALTERATIVE
AND BLOOD PUR1EIER
It is rot a quack nostrum.
The ingredients are published
on each bottle of medicine. It
is used and recommended by
Physicians wherever it has
been introduced. Jt will
positively cure SCROFULA
in -its various fifrui a, j:jif, i
MA TISM, WHITE & XI I.
j TNG. OOl 7, GOITRE.
J! JiONCJI i TISt NEE (( .
DEBILITY. INi IPIEN1
C ()JS's l 'MPTIOX, andaUdia-cns-s
arising fi m rn invpnrs
condition d the blood Bead
for OUlT.OHADALlH Aemanac, in
which yon will And ei rtitaoatei
fit m reliable end trustworthy
Physicians, Ministers of tlie
Gospel ma! others.
Dr. K. Wilron Carr. of Baltimore,
ssys aeasa are H In raaea af BrrofeJe
and ctLir daaaaias with lnmh sutiafac-
' Dr.T.C Ptlgh, ef rnltiniore, recom-
rreiiiis it toad pefBotM aaaarng wits
' Blood, saying II Ih superior to
ai i n paratioa ) i h r sax d,
tiev. Dabney Hall, of tin- nait'mere
Tl. i . Coafewica Bootb, saya ha has
been so raw fa I ti fitti .1 1 y its aaa, thai
ba chaerfalry rw onuni sda it to all hu
friends and acqunlntsnci s.
Craven ACo., HrvHmUtB, il Oerdoas.
vllic, Va., sa u havtt bus failed to give
eatisf.vt:' n. .
8am ' 1 0. Mcrndden, HnmecSuNu',
Tram set '. cuivd bun of BJ
matim ben all else failed.
THE R0SADALI9 IN COXXI- CTION WITH PVT.
aaaaaaWaaaBS I I BsW II saBei
BHDS
will mr Chills and F?Tf r, Mtt Complaint, Dy
pepsla, ate. We gnarantee Rosadai.is superior to
all other Blood Purifiers. Bend for Descriptive
Plrasjlai or Almanac.
Address Cl-EMUN'Tfl ft CO.,
6 S. Commerce St., Ilaltimorr, HH.
Bemembf r lo ask your Draaglst for Rosadalis.
I B Wmm.
1
THE DYING BODY
SUPPLIED WITH Tin:
VIGOR OF LIFE
THROUGH
DR. RADWAY'S
SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT
THE GREAT
13 1 o o d Pu rifier!
ONE BOTTLE
Will make the Blood run-, the Skin clear, the Eyea
brtghlttfea Comilexiou MSMia '(1 transparent,
the Hair strong, and remove all Bores, Pimples,
BlOiehaa, Pustules, Totters, Canaors, etc., from
the Head, Face, Nock, Mouth and Sklu. It is pleaa
ant to tuku anil the dose Is small.
It Rosolvos away Diseased Deposits; U PurlSei
the Blood and Renovates the System. Itcuroa
with certainty all Chronic Diseases that
have linBorod in the system five or
ten years, whether it ba
Scrofula or Syphilitic, Hereditary or
onlagious,
BE IT 8EATKD IN THE
Lungs or Stomach, Skin or Bones,
Fleeh or Nerves,
. CORRUPTING THE SOLIDS AND VITIATINO
THE KLI ID8.
IT IS THE ONLY POSITIVE CURE FOR
KIDNEY and BLADDER COM TLA I. NTS,
Urinary and Womb Diseases, Oruvel, Diabetes,
Dropsy, St. lipase of Water, Iucoutinunce f Urine,
BriKht's Duiane, Albuminuria, and in all cases
un.Me theio are line k-dust deposits, Chronic
ahenaaatiam, Scrofula, Ola.idular Swellnuf, Haek
D'B Dry CouKh, OaaoaroaS AfTe. tiuns, -'yphllitic
Complaints, itieodtna of the Lnuas, Dyspepsia,
Water-Braaa, Tie Doioreux, White gwaUlaae.
Tumors, Uleara, Mltoi and llii Diseases, Mar on rial
Diseases Keinale C.niipiaiiits. (Jous, nn.j.sy. Rn k
ets, Sait lUooim, Bronehltla, i'..nsuujptin. Liver
Oumplaluta, Clean IB the Throat, Mouth, Tumora,
N i as iii the Glands am! other partsof the system,
S I.- Kyes, Strninoroiis Discharges from the Ears,
and th WO rat forms of Skin Distiases, Erupioiis.
Savai Boras, Scald il"ad, aiagrworaa. Salt Hhoum,
Erysip las, Acne, li.aek Spots, Worms in the
Plath, Cancers m the Worn h, and all weakening
end painful dlsrharfc-es. Nii(ht Sweats, Loss of
Bparm and all wastes of tha Of"4 principle are
within the curative rana'- of this wonder of Mod
I'm ('lii'iiiii 'ry.aml ;if.' lay s ne will proTC to
any persoa usma it, for either of these forma of
disease, its potent power to euro them.
Sold by Druggists. $1.00 per Bottle.
R R- R
RADWAY'S
Ready Relief,
The Cheapest and Best Medicine for
Family Use in the World!
One 50-Cent Bottle
WTLL fTCBl MORI COMPLAIST8 AND PBFVENT
THE SYSTEM AGAINST SUDDEN ATTACK44 OK
BPTDKMIffi AUD COSTAOIOUS DIHBASBS THAN
0KB HUWDB I DOLL Us SXPBNDBD FOR OTH
ER namciKBsoB mbdical attendance.
THE hTOMBKT 1! A D WAY'S HEADY BBLIBV 13
Al'l'i.l ED i:TBBMALLl OB TAKEN INTBB
NAI.I.Y ACCOUDING TO DIRECTIONS PAIN,
raon whaTbvbb cauaB, cEAbEs to exist.
IM PORTA NT. Miners. Farmers, and others re
siilititf in sparse. y-settied districts, where it ia
difli. ul4 to se.'tirs the services of a physician,
BAD WAY'S KEa DY BBLIBV is invaluable, it caa
be used with posi . ire assurance f doinagortd in
all eases w tie re .ai . or d i scorn fort is experienced ;
erif seired With lntluena.Dt putheria. I reThroat,
Dad Ooaghl. Hoarseness. ISiliotis Cone, Inflamma
tion of the Bowala, Btoaaeh, Lunus, Liver, Kid
neys; or with Crou p, ijuinsey . Fever and Acne . Ol
with Neuralgia, BTeadaehe, Tic Doioreux, Tooth
SOha, Rarai he; ur with LuatbagOi rain in the Beck,
or Rheumatism; or with Diarrhea, Cholera Mor
bus, or Dysentery; or with Burns, 8 aids, or
Braises; or with Strains. Cramps, or Spasms. The
application I RADWAY'S HEADY BBLIBF will
cum' y uu of the wont ui these complaints i n a fe w
hours
Twenty drops In half a tumbler of water will in a
few no. in en ts nre Ort. MI'S. SI' ASM 8. S M ' 11 STOM
ACH, HFA"T1UKV, SDK ilKUiAi'llF. Ma K
H1IKA, DYSENTERY. C 1.1 C. WIND IN THE BOW
BLS, and all I TEliN A L PAIB8.
Travelers lioiil'l always carry tt bottle of RAD
WAY'S BBAm BBLIBB with thorn. A few drops
in water will preen? sickness or pains fn m
Change of water. It Is better than French ErauUy
or Bitters as a stimulant.
Sold by Druggists. Price 50 Cents.
DR. RADWAY'S
Eegulating Pills,
'
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coateit with sweet
Hum. serge, regulate, purify, cleanaa and 1 1 re n nth
en. RADWAY S I'll. 1,8. for the cure of all iliaor
iters of tl ich.l.iver Ilowels, Kiuneys, Iliad-
der. Nervous litr.ses. lleadacue. Constipation,
Costiveness, Ineigattion, Dyaaeeala, Biliousness,
Billons l't'vc . laaaatmatton ul the lioweis. Mire,
and all DarauaementS of tne Internal Viscera.
W.in anted to etf. i t I poaitiVS cure. Purely Vene
table, eomtaiaiag no saerearg, minerals, or delete
rious drugs.
K, observe the SsUOwlBg symptoms resulting
from Disorders of the DiKestle Organs :
Consti nation, Inward Pi Us. Fullness of the Itlood
in the Heal. Anility of he M.ma. h. Nausea,
Heartbara, Diagstatj of Food Kuiiness or Wetgat in
the S'otnach. S.ur Eru tatlons, Sitikintfor Flutter
i'H at the Pit of the Stonuu h, SwinimitiH of the
Head, H'irried and Dittcall hreathing, Kluttering
at the He-rt, Choking or Suffocating Sensations
when in a Lying poatare, Dlaaaeas of Vision, Dots
or We before the Sight, fever and Dull pain in
the Head, Detieleney of per spiration, Yellowness
"i tha sum and Byes, Pan. m the Side, Cheat,
Limbs, and sudden Flushes of Heat, Hurtling tn
the Flesh.
A few doses of RADWAY S PILLS will reo the
SyateSI Bfeei all tho above named disorders.
Price 25 Cents per Box. Sold by Druggists
Read " FALSE AND TBtJE."
Send one letter-stamp to RADWAY I CO , No
Warren Street. New York. Information worth
thou:n.N will he sent von.
' sen hih me nuiln t t' li persons with IU
Ott. WlU receive, free, a beautiful Chromo
and instructions bow to net rich, post-paid.
city NohMvOo., lee a Blgath-eL, Phila.. Pa.
iMB
Nature's Great Remedy
THROAT and LUNG
DISEASES ! !
It is the vital principle of the Pine Tree, obtained
by a peculiar process in the distillation of the tar. by
which its highest medicinal properties are retained.
Tar even in its crude state has been recommended by
em.nent physicians of nery tchoel. It is confidently
aclered to the afflicted forth following simple reasons:
cram, not by ahruft!y ttofimg- tht cmk
hut by dissolving the phlegm and assisting naturt to
throw off the unhealthy matter causing the irritation.
In cases of statrd coNMTMrrioN it both prolongs ami
renders lets burdensome the life of the afflicted sufferer.
a. Its healing principle acts upon the irritated sur.
mce of the lungs, ftmtrattng to rath disatd art,
relieving pain, and subduing inflammation.
3. It FfjRirias and ism. his thb nLooD. Positive
ly curiag all humors, from the common fimpli or
aaurrtoM to the severest cases of Scrofula. Thousands
of affidavits could be produced from thoae who have
felt the beneficial effects of Pisra Tnaa Ta Cordial
in the various diseases arising from istrveiTin os
THB BLOOD.
4. invigvrattl tin digtstiv organs and rtstoroa
Ik affttitt.
All who have known or tried Dr. L. Q. C. Wie
hart's remedies require no references from us, but tha
a met of thousands cured by them can be given e
any one who doubts our statement. lr. L Q. C.
Wishart's Great Amtrican Dysftim PUU and
Worm Sugar Drops have never been equalled Foa
Bale by all Druggists and Storekeepers, and at
Dr. L Q. C WISBAHT'S Office.
Ve BM X, Samd St., t'hilmnVa
AraV
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