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TO COKIlEIPtHfDlfiirrB. All eommnnlcations for this paper steal be me 'omnaaietl bv tb iiifflu f theaaiaer; not uacea artly fi r r'it'lioatttn, bat aa aa sldeucs of goui faith on the part of tbewritar. Write bIt on on ,ng umn and dates, to liate las letters aaJ Ogarei plain una anttiuct THE YOl'Xtt FOLKS. 1 h V-liooluiAMtcr'a Sleep, isster waa weary, Wa wear, old and Kray ; And heaviness came o'er hiru I t on that summer day A beavluees of spirit, Ami nameless aenae of pain, lli' struggled hard to banish, 1 . niggled all in vaiu. Tl." drowsy school-room ninrninr !! hoard, and, In hlN trance, He knew hla school were watching Bil face with stealthy glance. v, and, for a moment, B n UMd himself again, ' t lie ntupor -... a liin weary bralu. In vain : for, with the effort, ad dropped on hi breast, Bil i MM faint and fainter, B he nank to runt. A 1 UMS urose an uproar ! ndleai wu the lee An B thOM little scholars, 1 master to see. Tiie tnaat trie all his antics, His ;i nit stare and grin, T . i : '-. -unt of laughter, And multiply the din. See. how lie point hla finger A' ::ii- master's face so white, And rolls his eyes and chatters, With ludicrous affright I A: J ftU rle little urehins And maidwi shout with Joy; A:. '. with tlsl tears of Inuxhter, Crj, " What a fuuuy boy ! " Al Bi w was passing, And still the master slept ; A: . .r-.itt r tfrew the tiunult Tbl -v .-rholurs kept Dntil a Kttle maiden, Wj watched the haggard fiioe, H I graYe i one ra and wonder, MM ttijf from her place s' -cftly to the master, And ti -.My touched his head, A -mi:. 1 back IB terror hoolmtuttf mm (mi .' A and n n n . A ahort diatanee beyond the pluee where Kate had been left there was a small by-path ; and when, still oare fully carrying her gun, she reached this path, Kate atoppecL Sere would ba a good place, she thought, to wait for game. Something wotud surely come into that little path, if she kept herself concealed. So she knelt down behind a small bush thai grew at a corner of the two paths, and putting her gun through the bush reet .i the barrel in a crotch. The gun now pointed up the by-path, and there waa an opening in the bush through which Katu eould see for some distain'r. Here, the::, she watched and waited. The first thing that crossed the path was a very little bird. It hopped down from a twig, it jerked its bead about, it peeked a1 M me1 hing on the ground, and then flew up into a tree. Kate would not have fihot it on any account, for she knew it waa not good to eat ; but she could not help wondering how people ever did ib t lirds if they did not "hold still" any longer than that little creature did. Theu there appeared a small brown lizard. It came very rapidly right down the path toward Kate. "It it comea all the way," thought Kate, M I shall have to jump." But it did not come all the way, and Kate remai aed quiet. For some time no living creatures, except bntterlliea and other insects, showed themaelvet. Then, all of a sud den, there popped into the middle of the path, not very far from Kate, I real, live rabbit. It was quite a good-sized rabbit, and Kate trembled from head to foot. Here was a chance indeed ! To carry home a fat rabbit would be a triumph. She aimed the gun as straight toward the rabbit as she could, haviug shut the wrong eye several timea before she got the matter arranged to her aatiafacth n. Then she remembered that she had not cocked the gun, and so she had to do that, which of course, made it neceaaary for her to aim all over again. She c i 1 'iily oic -hammer, and she did it so gentily tnat it lid not frighen the rabbit, although he flirted his ears a little when he heard the "click, click!" Everythi ig was so quiet that he prob ably thought he heard some insect, probably b j rang or ignorant cricket that did not know how to chirp prop erly. So he Bat very still and nibbled at some learei that were growing by the side of the path. He looked very pret ty as he s.it there, taking Lis dainty lit tle bites and jerking up his head every now and then, as if he were expecting somebody. "linnet wait till he's done eating," thought Kate. " It would bo cruel to shoot him now." Then he stopped nibbling all of a redden, as if he had just thought of something, and as soon as he remem bered what it was he twisted his head around and began to scratch one of his long ears w i t li his hind-foot. He look ed so fuiinv doing this that Katt came near laughing ; but, fortunately, she remembered that that would not do just then When he had finished scratching one ear, he s va'. to consider the question whether or not he should scratch the other one : but he finally came to the conclusion that ho wouldn't. He'd rather hop over to the other side of the path and see what was there. This of course made it necessary for Kate to take a new aim at him. Whatever it was that he found on the other side of the path it grew under the ground, and he stuck his head down as far as he could get, and bent up his back as if he were about to try to turn a somersault or to stand on his head. " How round and soft he is 1" thought Kate. " How I should like to pat him. I wonder when he'll find whatever it is that he's looking for ! What a cunning little tail r The cunning little tail was soon clapped flat on the ground, aud Mr. Bunny raised himself ui and sat on it. He lifted his nose and his fore-paws in the air and seemed to be smelling something good. Hia queer little nose wiggled so comic illy that K ite again came very near bursting out laughing. " How I would love to have him for a pet I" she nanl to herself. After sniffing a short time, the rabbit seemed to come to the eouehuiou that hfi was mistaken after all, and that he didnt really smell anything so very good, no seemed disappointed, how ever, for he lifted up no of his little fore-paws and rubbed it across his eyes. Bui perhaps he wasn't so very sorry, but only felt like taking a nap, for he stretched himself out as far as lie couhl, ami then drew himself up in a bunch, as if he were going to sleep. "I wish he wouldn't do that,' thought Kate, anxiously. " I don't want to shoot him in his sleep." But Bunnv wasn't asleep. Ho was thinking, rfewas trying to make up his mind about something. There was no way of finding out what it was that ho was trying to make up his mind about. He might have been wondering why some plants didn't grow with their roots uppermost, so that he could get at them without rubbing his little uobo in the dirt ; or why trees were not good to eat right through trunk and all. Or he might have been trying to determine whether it would be bettor for him to go over to 'Lijah Ford's garden and try to get a bite at some cabbage leaves, or to ruu down to the field just outside of the woods, where he would very likely meet a certain little girl rabbit that he knew very well. But whatever it was, he had no sooner made up his mind about it than he gave one big hop and was out of sight in a minute. "There!" cried Kate, "he'sgono!" "I reckon he thought ho'd guv you 'bout chance enough, Miss Kate," sanl a voice behind her, and, turning hurriedly, she saw Uncle Braddock. " Why, how did you come here V" she exclaimed. "I didn't hear you." "Beckon not, Miss Kate," said the old man. "You don't s'pose 1 was agoin' to frighten away ytr game. I se.-d you a-stoopin' (town aimin' at sornethin', and I jist ereeped along, a little a time, to see what it was. Why, what did come over you Miss Kate, to let that old bar' go? It was the puttie.st shot I ever did see." " Oh, I couldn't fire at the dear little thing while it was eating so prettily," said Kate, letting down the hammer of the gun ns easily as she could; "and then he cut up such funny little capers that I came near laughing right out. I couldn't shoot him while he was so happy, and I'm glad I didn't do it at all."' "All right, Miss Kate," said Uncle Braddock, as he started off on his Way through the woods ; " that Miav be a worry pious way to go a-hunting, but it won't bring you in much meat." lit in Har.v came back from hunting for the bee-tree, which he didn't find, he saw Kate walking slowly down the path toward the village, the gun under her arm, with the muzzle carefully pointed toward the ground. From What Might Hav Been JSxpeoted, by Frank R, Stockton, in S't. Nicholas. The .Mouse uixl the Ittmihle-llec. . There was once a bumble-bee who used to go every day to gather honey, and as he was most f the time away trom home, he could not keep his house neat and tidy. So he got a motherly- looking old mouse to keep house for him. The next day, after the mouse had finished her morning's work, and was out of doors to get a breath of fresh air, a muddimber came along. He said, " Good morning, Mrs. Mouse! What are you doing here ?" She answered, "I am kcoping house for Mr. Bumble-bee." " Can I como and livo with you?" said the muddauber. " Oh, HO I" she replied, " We cannot have any one who daubs mud around the house. So ho went away. Then came a rat. "How are yon, Mrs. Mouse ?" said he, "I would like to livo with you." " No, Mr. Bat, you cannot," said the mouse, " for you will eat our cheese and gnaw our table-cloths." So the rat went away. ne hail just gone, when a large grey hen came along. She also asked the mouse if she might live with her. Then the mouse said, " What can you do, old hen ?" The hen said she could lay a fresh egg every day. So the mouse told her she might stay. The hen soon found some straw and laid an egg. The mffnefi went to a neighbor's house and got some cheese. Just then the bumble-bee came home with some honey. So they had a fresh egg, sonic cheese and honey for dinner and they were all well pleased. St, Nicholas Dangerous Playthings. The Alps are dangerous playthings, and yet all tourists insist on playing with them. Every one wants to go a little higher than anybody has ere been before. The ladies are particu larly venturesome. Captain aud Mrs. Loekhart, of Scotland, were spending the summer in the Swiss Alps, near thr Itosegg glacier. There is a kind of flower, called Bidelweea, which grows only at about 10,000 feet above the s. level. It grows on a steep and rugged height near the hotel where tho Look- harts were staying. Mrs. Loekhart wanted one of these flowers. No lady had ever been able to get one. She slipped away from the captain one day, aud in company with a daring lady friend ascended tho height. She slipped and fell from one precipice and rolled to the next until she was out of her friend's sight. The frirnd raised an alarm. Mrs. Loekhart win found lodged against a bush which overhung a fearful chasm insensible, but alive. She was rescued, all bruised and bleed ing, but it is thought rue will recover. It will not be long before somo other woman will want to get a flower which no other woman ever reached, and she'll go for it. Wicked Inokntity. One of the sub tle methods of catching fish, employed for years by poachers iu England, is to fill a largo sUuie bottle with quicklime, then to pour in water enough to nearly fill the jar, and cork it up, securing the cork to the neck of tho bottle by copper wire. The bottle is thrown into the water, and tho pressure, caused by the working of the lime, explodes the nettle and stuns the fish, which then flo at helplessly on the surface of tho water. Household Hints. Oood Cakb. Two cups of sugar, one half cup butter, two eggs, one cup of raisins chopped, one-half eup of milk, one-half teaspoouful soda, one tea spoonful cassia and clove, and one nut meg. A Disn fob Breakfast. Tuke a sheep's brains and scald so as to set them ; when oold, divide each lobe like a kidney, egg and breadcrumb, aud fry a nice light brown, with little rows of bacon as an accompaniment. Coooanut Pib Delicious. One half a cup of butter, one cup of powdered white sugar, four well-beaten eggs ; beat whites and yelks together ; one cup of grated ooooannt, one quart of sweet milk ; mix butter ana sugar to gether, theu add wgs and coooauut, and lastly the milk. Bake in a lower crnst. Eat when oold. This quantity makes two pies. How to Make Cake. Do not leave the oven door open, or change the cake from one oven to another, except in ex treme cases. If it hardens too fast on the top, cover with paper. It should rise to full height before tho crust forms. Except for gingerbread, use none but white sugar. Always sift the flour. Be accurate in your weights and meas ures. English Breakfast Bolls. Roll a quarter of a pound of butter into a pound of flour ; then add a tablespoon ful of good yeast, and break in one egg. Mix with a little warm milk poured into the middle of the flour ; stir all well to gether and set it by the fire to rise ; then make it into little dough, aud again set by the fire. Make up the rolls, lay them on a tin, aud set them in front of the fire before you put them into the oven aud brush them over with egg. To Clean Wimxav-Olass. Nearly all the paper now made is composed largely of straw, and when it is used to brighten the glass in windows, it pro duces a multitude of scratches which, though not visible to the naked eye, cloud the glass. Nice tissue paper or a piece of chamois skin are better to polish the windows with after cleaning them. Tho chamois skin should be laid away in a drawer, where it will not get dusty. Rnrn.VRR Vineoar. Drain off tho first water from rhubarb when it has stewed five minutes ; evaporate it to tho requisite degree of sourness, and use it instead of vinegar for the table and for cooking. It is an agreeable acid, and in many cases it can be used instead of lemon. It is a natural acid, and therefore much more wholesome than vinegar formed by tho decay of sweets or by any other chemical process. It may be evaporated (by gentle heat) to an intense degree of sourness, and kept iu cans or in bottles for future use, and reduced with water when wanted. Some Facts About Leather. The President of the Boston Com mon Council, in a recent lecture upon leather, said that, during the yearlSTO, there were in the United States 1,2:7 tanneries and o.OK'J currying establish ments, employing :$(),811 men and using 1,256,840 cords of bark. A capital of Sfio,0'24.'29() was invested in the business, and the aggregate sum of SI 2, 088, 530 was paid as wages to workmen. While the value of the iron business iu the United States iu 1870 waa less than $100,000,000, of the cot ton trade less than 8178.000,000, of woolen goods less than 5208, 000, 000, tho value of tho leather business ex ceeded .JS'i,000,000. The tanning business in Massa chusetts was only surpassed by New York and Pennsylvania. In the cur rying business Massachusetts was vast ly ahead of all other States, employing more than one-third of the men, and engaging more than one-fourth of the capital in the business in the couutry. Of 196 currying establishments in Massachusetts, 4v were in Salem and 184 were in Teabody. In 1873 New York and Boston received 3,444,778 hides, including 147,347 from domestic ports, principally from those of Texas. In 1878 Salem received 17.327 cords of bark, and Peabody 14,077 cords, re quiring 2,530 ears, or a train 17 miles in length, for transportation. In currying hides they are handled no less than 81 times beforo tho leather is ready for the market. An Old Church. A famou old church of London is in danger of being destroyed. The Eccle siastical Commission desires to remove All HoUowe, Bread street, to which on Dec. 28, 1(508, John Milton was carried from the tavern of the Spread Eagle to be baptize d. A tablet records the fact. This building around which many his torical associations are gathered, was erected in 1305, destroyed by the fire Of 1666, and rebuilt by Sir Christopher Wren. Fortunately the church register was saved from the great tire, and the original record of Milton's baptism is still to be seen. Among the old monu ments the church contains is one to the memory of a former rector, the Be v. Lawrence Saunders, who in 1555 was burned to death for persisting in the reformed faith. Tho resident parish oners now number only fifty, the aver age congregation is nine pereone and a sermon once preached every Thursday, for the support of which a legacy was left the church in 1020, was given uu some time ago because no one came to listen. This last is even worse than I ean Swift's dearly beloved Koger." When the removal is effected the records, monuments, etc., will be sent to the Church of St. Mary-le Bow. The Chicago Ledgw is growing to be one of the most popular family news papers in the country. Its cheapness places it within the reach of all, and its circulation is said to be increasing at an enormous rate. By the way, the company that publishes tho 1'. ,hf, , must be engaged in the manufacture of sewing machines, as they are offering thousands of these useful articles as premiums to gctters-np of clubs. The Lwdgm is beyond question a cheap paper. It contains forty-eight columns of choice reading ma'tter, including stories, anecdotes, sketches of Intel! po, try, etc. etc., and is furnished at the extremely low rate of $1.50 per an num. The imbUahera arc offering the most liberal club rates. Ih troit Journal. SKNATOR LOtJAX. flla Mperrh at Indianapolis -An Able Dts r nation ul the keattlna (Question llc fore the Count r A Coiuparlaon or H -publtean with Democratic Aliiilni tratlona. Hon. John A. Logan recently ad dressed an immense audience at Masonic Hall, Indianapolis, on the political issues of the day. Thu Senator said, in substance, that in a country like ours, where the people govern, it is a duty of all citizens, at each recurring election, to canvass every ponding question and its causes. The best government is that which bears the most lightlvand equal ly upon all and protects all. Ours is such a one. It is founded upon just and free principles ; was born in revo lution against oppression, and will last wliile these principles are maintained. To maintaiu it those who administer it must sincerely believe in these prin ciples. A free people are always divided into two great parties, and these based upon contrary theories. The Bepub licau party is organized on the princi- Eles of universal liberty and equality efore the law, and tho protection of all. Applause. If liberty is good for one man, it is a good thing for all God's creation. Tho Bepublican party is the vindicator of equal political rights to all persons. Its members are not so selfish as to denv to others rights they claim for themselves. Every ob jection to this is based on prejudice. To-day the American flag covers only free men, and this is the beneficent work of tho Bepublican party. Ita theory leads to good government and tho happiness of mankiud. Tho theory of tho Democratic party is that men are in part free and part not free, aud it leads right to the degradation of men. Its power was exerted for a long period for the maiuteuanco and extension of slavery, aud since slavery was swept away the Democratic party, preserving its old spirit, and going as far as the Consti tution will allow, would deny to millions of citizens the right to equal protec tion, the right to education, worship, travel, burial, even to be protected from murder. Its theory and spirit are the same still, and can only be carried out by physical force, and lead to revolutions. Bepublieanisni is lib eral and needs not violence. The fact that the Democratic theory has not been successful does not change the fact that this is its nature. The re sult has always beeu the same, and its last result is violence, murder, insur rection, and the overthrowing of State governments. They claim the right to limit tho laws of others; but if men may deny to five citizens the right to vote, why not to fifty, and then why not to all others than themselves? The Democrats object to the Civil Bights bill that it allows all an equal right to burial, to go to theaters, to schools, to church, and to hetels. That bill does not say that they must all go to the same schools, but gives each one our equal rights to education, and who is so baae as to wish to keep others in ignorance? Our government will be destroyed, if it is ever destroyed, by ignorance. If the people are educated, the government will stand unshaken through every trial. Men who would violate the rights of man can only be restrained by the st rong arm of tho law. That bill was necessary because the colored people were treated with every indignity by the Southern Democrats, kicked from the cars aud murdered like dogs when freedom had been conferred upon them, and denied the privileges which had been allowed when they were slaves. I hope that bill will be passed. If we do not intend to defend the rights of tho col ored mam, we should not have given him any rights. We must do it. In Texas, out of 000 murders, not one has been a Democrat, and no man is pun ished. There they have been accus tomed, according to the Dem ocratic theory of physical power for governing, to regard the slave's life as subject to the will of the master, and they still regard the colored men in the same way. When sixteen were wantonly merdered in Tennessee the other day, aud the President proceeded against the mur derers, the Governor of Tennessee pub lished a protest. Iu Louisiana they have defeated insurrections. Mr. Logan recited the fact in regard to the Kellogg election and the action of the Senate, when he thought that there was no election because of fraud, but it having been settled by the State court and Congress aud the President that this was the existing government of Louisiana, he considered an attack upon it as insurrection. They have beard from the President, and the only fault to be found with his action there is that Penu was not arrested and tried for treason. Shall not our sympathy be excited by the sight of hundreds of our people murdered like dogs? Are these Democratic murderers aud in surgents fit to govern our country ? No ! when their theory is wrong and their action is rebellious aud murderous. The Southern States are said to be in a bad condition. Who is re sponsible? They say the cause of this is the " carpet-baggers." No ; it was tho Democratic rebellion. Who are carpet-baggers? They are ex-soldier boys in blue, who went South to fight, and, liking the country, remained there. They are Yankees, who wenttherr to aid in civilizing and restoring the South. Southerners call them thieves, Lincoln's hirelings, and cut-throats. They have a fondness for such names and mean as little when applied to these men as they did when applied to our soldier boys. It is no more an offense to move from Indiana to Louisiana thau for Southern ers to move iorin. at new party nas arisen, calliug themselves, Independ ents, which is attempting to establish itself upon questions of transportation and other similar questions. They say both of the old parties are corrupt, but they intend bringing a pure party. Now, as all our people belong to one party or the other, and if both are to tally corrupt, how can a third party make of itself a pure p irty ? Can you make a pure thing out of two corrupt tilings. Two negatives make an affirm ative ; can two corrupt parties make a pure party ? They claim further that they will defeat th. se old parties. They cannot d feat the Democratic party, for that is already defeated. If you defeat the Bepublican party, what do you destroy ? The party of progress ; the party which has saved the Union, and the party which is will ing to bo progressive. Take the trans port at ion question, who has suggested an improvement in this direction save the Bepublican party? He then reviewed at length the work of Congress upon this subject, main taing the right of Congress to regulate the commerce between the States. Shall Congreas, having the right, assert that right? It is plainly its duty to do so, and thus far the Bepublican party alone has striven to devise means by which transportation can be cheapened and improved, and the Democrats in Con gress nearly unanimously opposed them. Will you leave the Bepublican party to seek vour remedy? But our Demo cratic brothers say that the Bepublican party is so ooirupt. and the Independ ents join in. Now I do not deny that there are corrupt men iu the Bepubli can party. There waa never an organization where corrupt men did not creep in. Christ found a corrupt man among his twelve disciples. There are corrupt men in every organization, and even in the church, the great civil izer of the world. The thieves must go somewhere, aud it is not surprising that some of them should get into the Be publican party. But I could point out two dishonest officials in the Demo cratic party to every one in the Bepub lican party. I could point out two frauds iu the Democratic administration to ono in that of the Bepublican party. He then referred to tho frauds which occurred under Buchanan and other Democratic administrations. Have you forgotten these? Will you turu away from a party which has saved the couu try and take up with those who never exposed the offenses of their own offi cials as the Bepublicans have constantly done, but robbed and buried up men ? They complain, too, of hard times. Were there never hard times under a Democratic adminstratiou ? Have you forgotten 1837 and 1857 ? The speaker then compared the two parties for equal lengths of time, asked his hearers to weigh well the question that lay beforo them, and, finding the path of duty, follow it fearlessly. An Important Religious Movement. A movement is now on foot in Europe, iu the religious world, of more than ordinary importance, looking to the union of the Old Catholic, the Angli can, and Greek Churches, not material ly, but in a mutual recognition of orth odoxy. The conference, now in session at Bonn, has devoted its entire atten tion to this great work, and has already made decided progress. Among these present are Dr. Dolliuger and Bishop Beinkeus, the leaders of the Old Cath olic movement ; the Bishop of Winches ter ; Dean of Chester ; Canon Liddon ; Dr. Kevin. American Chaplain in Borne ; Dr. Laugdon, American Chap lain in Geneva ; the Bev. G. Broade, British Chaplain in Dusseldorf ; and Prof. Mayor, of Cambridgo, represent ing the Anglican Church ; and M. Kerief, Aid-de-Camp of the Grand Duke Con stantino, who is Secretary of the Eriends of Spiritual Enlightenment in St. Peters burg ; and Prof. Bhosiu, of Athens, rep resenting the Greek Church. The gist of the proceedings of this conference looking toward reunion is contained in eight propositions submitted by Dr. Dolliuger, all of which were accepted and adopted without hesitation. These eight propositions are substantially as follow : 1. That the apocryphal books of the Old Testament are not of the same canonicity as the books contained in tho Hebrew canon. 2. That no trans lation of the Scriptures can olaim an authority superior to that of the orig inal text. 3. That the reading of the Scriptures in the vulgar tongue cannot be lawfully forbidden. 4. That 'the liturgy should be iu tho tongue under stood by the people. 5. That faith working by love, and not faith without love, is the means and condition of man's justification before God a point which was involved in the Patton-Swing controversy. 0. " Salvation caunot be merited by merit of condiguity, because there is no proportion between the good of the salvation promised by God and the good of man's works." 7. That the doctrine of ojtera sviH rcroyalionis and of a tin satin uu ritorum sancto rum L 6., that tho overflowing merits of the saints can bo transferred to others, either by the rulers of tho church or by the authors of the good works themselves is untenable. The last proposition we give entire : Eij1ith(a) We acknowledge that tho num ber of sacraments wax tirat tixed at uovon in the 12th ceutury. and then was rec ivod into the funeral teaching of the church, not M a tradition MMniug doWB from the apOHtlen or from the earliewt times, but sh the result of theological speculation, (h) Catholic theo logiani (fi. 7.. liellarmine) acknowledge, and wo ackuuwlwdgo with them, that baptism and the Eucharist are rincijn!in. ptxxipua cr (mla mil u tat is nuxtnv mcraimnta. Chicago Where the Brushes Are Made. Lansingburgh, N. Y., has for a cen tury been celebrated for its mammoth brush manufactories, which to-day sup lily nine tenths of the brushes used in this couutry, the other tenth being made iu Boston and Philadelphia. There are, largo and small, sixty odd brush factories in Lansingburgh. Some of these employ from two to three hun dred hands, including many girls who draw brushes at home. The steam machinery used in large factories for shaping brush blocks, boring the holes for the bristles, aud finishing the backs and handles is wonderful. Huge white birch logs, thirtv feet loner and two feet in diame ter, arc fed into machines which rapidly cut and shapo the unwieldy mass in brush blocks, varying in size from a lady's toilet brush to a barber's peue trator. Each machine is adapted to the manufacture of a particular kind of brush. Thus, every style, including hair, cloth, hat, shoe, paint, whitewash, horse, window, scrubbing, flesh brushes, etc., is produced only by its particular machine. A San Fran is o -Judge has put into practice an old English ruling that misrepresentation beforo marriape is Rood ground for divorce. One Mandler Vretski complained that his wife Eddel had practiced fraud upon him by false ly representing before marriage that sue was a sound and healthy woman, when in fact she was subject to insanity whereupon the Judge granted his peti tion of divorce. i 11 ajajjaj of tmk oiiAasuioppKK BKIUAUC. Half a league, half a kaRue, Half a leafiir ouward, Uiglit froai th west tuey came, Mr thau sii hundred Out from forest aud glade : " Cliane Pm the corn !" thejr said. Theu for the fields they mads Mure than all huudred. Fields to the rli(ht of them, Fields to the left of them, fields iu f runt of them Pillaged aud plundered ; Paui(ht could their numbers tel Duwu uu the rropa they fell, Nr left a stock or shell More thau alx huudred. Flashed all their red legs bare, Flashed as ihey turued iu air, RobMafi the faraiers there, Charging au orchard, wUile All the world wondered ! I'luiiKeti in the amudtfe aud smoke, ltlght through the turn they broke Hopper aud locust : Peeled they the statka all bare, Shattered aud suudered ; Theu they went onward but More thuu six hundred. Pith and Point. A tea never indulged in by gossips--Charity. The hardest thing to deal with An old pack of cards. (Undertaker's motto Circumstances alter burial cases. Breach of good manners For ruin to stare you in the face. Why is a screw in tight like a screw in loose ? Because it is in-secure. The coal merchant's favorite apho rism One good ton deserves another. A nrrTLiE girl said of her ill-tempered uncle : " Ho hasn't got a single laugh in his face." "She dyed for me," said the young husband when he beheld her dark locks gradually returning to their original red. TnE beet has its admirers, and there be those who upheld the merits of the cabbage ; but all agree that the onion is a soup herb production. The Sturgis, Mich., Journal keeps the following two items in close prox imity to each other: "Bustles are the style again." M Old papers for sale at this office." Father Chaucer was sound on the main question. Witness : " What is better than gold ? Jasper. What is better than jasper? Wisdom. What is better than wisdom? Woman. What is better than woman? Nothing." A Saoinaw poet writes of his native place : WouVt the red Injun here took their delights, Fish't, fit aud bled. Now BsOsi of the iuhubitanta is whites, With uary red.. A promisino youth of nine summers, in Western Massachusetts, at a school recently relieved his over-burdened mind as follows : Lord of Love, look down from above Upon us little scholars; We hare a fool to teach our school, And pay her twenty dollars. Hearing that his pastor intended to preach on the recognition of friends in heaven, a parishioner suggested that he should preach on the recognition of friends on earth, since he had been sit ting in his pew twenty years without being recognized by the occupant of the next. She saw him on hi bright blue steed A duxting clown the road, Aud pit a pat and pit a pat Her little heartlet oed ; And soft she eobberea to herself, "Though swift his paces be, He umi'it kite so f:int but what My heart keeps up with he." An exchange, ridiculing the country fairs, which make no effort at good shows, says that one in Vermont con sisted of a calf, a goose, a pumpkin, and a horse. It rained so hard the first night that the goose swam off, the calf broke loose and ate the pumpkin, and a thief prowling about mounted the horse, aud drove the calf before him, and so ended the fair. A Savannah paper says : " If a pail of water be placed within six inches of either side of the stem of a pumpkin or vegetable marrow, it will in the course of the night approach it," etc. A still more extraordinary phenomenon has been observed in Buffalo. There is a man in that city who will approach a barrel of whisky either by day or night, even if it were placed six feet away from him. A story is told of a San Francisco woman who was in tho habit of receiv ing frequent castigatious at the hands of her husband, and who one day read the Bible story of Samson and Delilah. When next her consort was prone in sleep sho sheared him so completely that every spear of hair disappeared from face and head. Bousing from his slumber like a giant refreshed, he speed ily comprehended the situation, and reached for her. Such a caressing as she then received she never dreamed of before. She did not even have the usual grip on him. He was fined, but she declared her utter disbelief in those Bi ble yarns. Hints to the Marines. It must not be thought that marines know nothing of wine because they are willing to accept M any port in a storm." There is no hair to be found on the mast head. The mast is one of the bare polls which the ship scuds under in a storm. The bight of a rope you may find, to your sorrow, has a smart taste, 11 you take it tliat it means a mouthful. Don't ask tho first mate why he has the sails " set" and the rigging 41 stand ing " It would also bo impudent to inquire the time of day by the larboard watch. The boatswain's pipe will not be lonned to you to smoke. It is not uecessary that you learn tho art of self defense i'u order to "box the compass." . M It may bo right to infer, when the wind has changed "two pints to the east'ard," that it is in a new quarter. Don't imagine that you can steer a boat because you have been a tiller of the soil. You need not be afraid of getting shot because it is M blowing gr"at guns." The cook does not kondlfi hia tirewnli chips from the shir's log. . The best way to learn what sea life is, is to go to sea yourself ; be a son of the nea for a sea-son. Dotton Commercial Bulletin,