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lie riw IJjorttaa FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1878. Tiir entire cost of tho Welland canal, now in progress of construction, is esti mated at about $10,000,000 ; amount ex pended up to tbe present time, $7,000, 000. 1 - - The Orangemen of Montreal have re solved to add another holiday to their list, whereon they will march in solemn procession. The Coroner rubs his hands with glee, and the dealers in revolvers and slang-shots have ordered double stocks. The Peruvian Government is using its utmost exertions to promote the emi gration of Chinese t that republic It is represented that Peru desires the as sistance of Chinamen to develop the agricultural resources of the country. The sugar-planters want them to work on the plantations. In Nelson county, Va., a few days ago, a hawk was seen at a considerable) height with a large snake writhing in its claws, when suddenly the bird closed its wings and fell heavily to the earth. The snake, a moccasin, had bitten it in the neck, but the talons of the hawk were so deeply buried iu the vitals of the ser pent that it also died. A srAN of horses drawing a carriage ran away in Chicago, and the driver was thrown off. Three women in tho car riage screamed for a dozen blocks with out bringing anybody to their rescue. Then one of them broke the window in front, crawled through tho aperture, reached down to the loose reins, and stopped the horses. Her companions saved her from falling over the dash board by holding to her legs. Never in modern times has there been euch a period of famine as in the last five years. First in Anatolia, Turkey, then in India, and now in China and Brazil. Tens of thousands have died from sheer starvation. Last month the deaths from this cause in Brazil were re ported to be as many as 100 a day. Gov ernment and individuals have dono what they can, but are powerless to deal ade quately with the calamity. English royalty is expensive, the peo ple of Great Britain and Ireland being compelled to pay annually for tho sup port of its royal family the neat little sum of 2,700,000. Tho Queen receives X3S5.C00 a year, her children, with tho exception of Beatrice, who has not yet attaiued her majority, 121,000, while the Princess of Wales has 10,000, tho Duko of Cambridgo 12,000, and the Duchess of Cambridge half that amount. The British cotton factory strikers at tribute the depressed condition of the trade in almost every part of the world to tho rapid increase of machinery, tho excessive working of over time by three fourths of the mills in that part of the country, the adulteration of cotton cloths, tho famines in India and China, and tho depression of trade of every de scription throughout Great Britain, to gether with the present serious compli cations in tho East. The question of England's Indian troops doing service in Europe has sud denly become an important one. With India as recruiting ground her supply of good material for Foldiers is inex haustible. The spectacle of tho Sepoys fighting England's battles in Europe is not a pleasant one for England's ene miep. The venture is an experiment, of course, but there is little doubt that English shrewdness would make it a success. Grand Canon, in Colorado, has per pendicular walls 2,000 feet in height. The faco of the rock has narrow shelves, one of which has been enlarged, so as to make a path, by laborers on the railroad that runs through the canon. A party was going along this dizzy path, when the horse ridden by a woman fell. She clung to the rock, but the horse went out of sight, to be suroly killed, as was supposed. On looking down, however, the beast was seen standing on a shelf twenty inches wide, and hugging the wall with all its might. A rescue was ef fected with ropes. The revelation of George' It. Water man's thieving in Lawrence, Mass. coming immediately after the more ex tensive cases of Chase and other mill managers, has not attracted wide atten tion. He took from $1,000 to $2,000 a month from tho Pacific Mills for several years, and spent the money in high liv ing. nifl salary wai only $1,800 a year, and, when anybody spoke to him about his expenditures, he said that he had been lucky iu speculation, ne was Su perintendent of a Sunday-school, nnd his pretence of piety aveited suspicion that otherwise would have fallen on him sooner. Women have some powers as well as rights a fact which a certain real estate firm in Springfield, Mass., discovered recently; Th3 firm had effected tho sale of o farm in a neighboring town, of which its owner had authorized tho disposal. After drawing up the necessary papers the agent drove to the place, about ten miles distant, to obtain the wife's signa ture to the deed. There was some lit tle exhibition of wrath and chagrin when the woman resolutely "put her foot down" and ref usod to sign the paper and give up her old home. Expostulation was in vain, and the sale was not con summated. Evidently the wife had not been consulted by her husband. It is somewhat remarkable that no accident was reported in Paris on the opening day of the Exhibition, although no less than 500,000 persons visited the Champ de Mars and the Trocadero. The grand cascade in front of the cen tral hall of the Trocadero Palace con tains over 30,000 cubio yards of excava tion and masonry, and cost 21,800. During the Exhibition a telegraph and postal bureau will be established in the buildings of the Exhibition. Only such persons as have cards or have paid their entrance into the Exhibition will have access to this bureau. Tho Grande Salle des Fetes of Fine Arts on the Trocadero is ninety-four feet in height, and will be lighted by 4,0t 0 gas-burners. The main building of the Paris Exhi bition, in the Champ de Mars, is of iron and glass, tho roof being half of glass and half of slate, with atvuings beneath the glass to soften the light. It covers an aroa of 270,900 square yards, and lengthwise it has twelve principal ave nues, six of them belonging to France and six to foreign countries. England has 21,82G Bquare meters of space; other nations a much less amount, in the fol lowing order; Belgium, Austria and Hungary, Russia, Italy; and the United States next, having 4,980 square meters. Other countries have still less space. The river Seine separates tho main building from tho Trocadero Palace, on the hill opposite tho Champ de Mars, the Bridge of Jena being the passageway between. The Trocadero is a permanent structure of stone, in semicircular form, its central portion being a huge hall, where musi cal and other entertainments will be held during the Exhibition. A touchino incident ocenrred in a Georgia court-room not loDg ago. An old negro of CO was on trial for having killed another negro who had insulted his wife. The prisoner was well and widely known as peaceable, industrious and inoffensive. Before the verdict was announced a venerable man arose, and, in a voice full o! emotion, spoko of the early life of the prisoner, who had been his slave. He had been tho nurso and the companion of his children, and al ways an affectionate, obedient and in dustrious servant; and the old master pleaded for his former slave with earnest feeling and tearful eyes. Every one in the court-room was deeply affected. In consideration of extenuating circum stances, the Judge imposed a light sen tence of three years in the penitentiary the verdict being voluntary man slaughter, with a recommendation to mercy. London papers are trying to allay the panic created among untisn snipping interests by reports of Russia's prepara tions for tho equipment of a fleet of Alabamas on this Ride of the Atlantic. Great confidence is expressed that the American Government will faithfully execute the treaty of Washington, winch prohibits the fitting out ol pri vateers or other armed vessels in the ports of the United States by any na tion at war with England. It is also contended that Russian armed vessels will be much more likely to be run down by British cruisers than to make much havoc among British merchant men. All this is cheerful enough, no doubt, but ship-owners who remember how American commerce suffered for years from two or three rebel ships will hardly take much comfort from it. A single fast-sailing steamer like the State of California, just launched and sold to the Russians at Philadelphia, might sink or capture a score of the most val uable ships in England's mercantile marine in a week, by cruising on regular routes of the trans-Atlantic lines, or by watching for Calcutta or Australian steamers. All the vigilanco of a hun dred cruisers could not bo depended upon to defeat such raids or to capture the raiders. The Chicken Torpedo. The invention consists in placing a torpedo charged with powder, slugs and bullets in the interior of a prepared fowl. The chicken is placed on a perch as natural as lifo, and the explosion oc curs immediately on its removal. Tbe balls within are so arranged that they fly in au uirecuons at the instant that tho fowl is removed from the perch or loest, and the remover is certain to be instant ly scattered around in small articles This ingenious contrivance, the inventor claims, is perfectly harmless so long as it remains undisturbed, and no one is responsible for the sudden death of the party who tampers with it except the party uimscu. unjjith (Ca.) Aeitf. New J ekskt is making extensive prep arations to celebrate the centennial an niversary of tho battle of Monmouth, of mw wiir iur iimcncau independence, on iuo zom oi next ticno. OUR YOUXU FOLKS. Two Little JtoeuM. Haya Hauuuy to Dk-k, Come, Lurry ; coui, quick ! Aud we'll tio, and wr'u do, and well do J Our uiiiiiu'K way ; BWa goo fcr to Uy ; and make a groat hullabaloo I 111 too, rl loo, loo, loo I We'll make a great hullabaloo !" Hay a Dicky to Ram, " All wddy I am To do, ami to do, and to do. But how docth It go ? I o little do know : Tuay, what be a hullubawoo ? 1(1 too, rl loo, woo, woo, woo f lhay, what be a huUabawoo?n ' " Oh I alammlnga and banging!, And whlnginga nd whanging, And rery bad tulachlef we'll do : We'll clatter and about. And pull thing about ; And that'a what'a a hullabaloo HI too, rl loo, loo, loo, loo I And that'a what'a a hullabaloo I " Slide down the front ataira, Tip over the chaira ; Now Into the pantry break through; We'll take dowu eome tinware, And other thlnga In there- A 11 aboard for a hullabaloo! Ill too, ri loo, loo loo I All aboard tot a hullabaloo ? " Now roll up the table lar up aa you're able, Chaira, aofa, big eaay-chalr, too; Put the poker aud vaaea In funny odd place ; Uow'a thia for a hullabaloo ! IU too, rl loo, loo, loo, loo, loo I lljw'a thia lor a hullabaloo? " Let the diahea and paua lie the woinaua and mans ; Unrybodv keep till in their pew t Mammy' gowu I U gel next, And preach you a text. Dicky, buith with your hullabaloo HI too, rl loo, loo, loo, loo I Dicky, huah with your hullabaloo J" Aa the preacher in gown Climbed up and looked down 11 in queer congregation to view, Said Dicky to Hauiiuy, " Oh dere cornea our mammy I He'll thcold for din hullaoawoo, 111 too, ri loo, woo, woo, woo 1 He'll thcold tor di hullabawoo 14 O mummy I O mammy !" Cried Dicky and Hammy, " We'd never again, certain true.'' But with llrin tep ahe trod, And looked hard at the rod ; Oh, tueu came a hullabaloo i Boohoo, boohoo, woo, woo, woo! o:i, tiiPU came a hullabaioj Number Niue. " Give it to me this minute 1 it's mine I" said Lulu. 'Tisn't either yours. I found it my very own self I" said May. 44 You didn't 1" " I did 1" " I just wish you would go away off, May Stone, so't I'd never see you any more, never, so I do !" "Andlwisn you was in the siues, and could never, never, never como down again, you hateful thing 1" Twin waters they were, in tho parlors of a hotel at Long Branch, disputing over tho pousestiion of a curious sea shell. A gray- hai red old gentleman, who had been an attentive observer of this little scene, now called the little girls to his aide, nnd inquired, ' My dears, were you ever ' Number Nine?' " Ah!" continued ho with a bright smilo, "I see you don't understand me. Well, was ' Number Nine ' once, and considered it a most grievous misfort une, too. Yes, I was Number Nine;' that is, there were eight stout, ruddy, rollicking boys in tho family circle when with my uttlo bald pate and toothless gums, made my appearance to swell the number to nine, and, although l had a bona-fide, genuine name the charming one of Aminadab I was most frequently tvled ' Number Nine.' Now, I didn t fancy being the last of a long line of boys; and 1 11 tell you why. In the first place, I was forced to master arithmetic through mammoth grease-spots, re minders of my eight brothers cold lunches; geography from under great blots of ink; and spelling with serious draw-backs ot hero and there a letter or word missing. Secondly, in addition to the worn-out books of my eight brothers, I fell heir to their cast-oil clothing as well. Again, I was obliged to yield the easy-chairs and many other coveted pleasures to the older lads; and t o run upon errands, for them un til my feet would ache, my blood would boil, and ray tonguo be al most never quite up to the point of asserting a new Declaration of Inde pendence. Again, father, being very systematic, very orderly, invariably served us at table according to our ages, commencing at the eldest, never on any account skipping one in favor of a youoger, hungrier stomach, and it would appear to me, sometimes, that my turn would never, never come. No, I didn't enjoy being 'Number Nine.' One summer a comet cf unusual brilliancy and length of tail flashed into the heavens, exciting great interest and curiosity in many minds, and in none more than in mine. for. in my small way, I was exceedingly fond of astronomy; and so, when an announce ment apptared in our village paper that on a certain evening there would be an opportunity of viewing the wondrous comet through a telescope, I was all eagerness and excitement. But wo could not all go ; and, as usual, I was the one to stay behind. And I felt very bitterly over it, I can tell you. rext at ternoon I was lying on the shady side of a freshly-stacked hay-mow, idly listenincr to the merry chirping of the crickets in the grass, and the lazy hum of bees, but brooding over my trials and tribulations, as I styled them. "Snddenlv a man stood before mo with the startling inquiry, ' "Would you like to visit tho comet ? Follow me, then, continued tho stranger, without waiting for the eager assent which I was about to give ; and he led me out into tho road where was standing a most singular-looking ve hide, formed somewhat liko a car, but with a pipe emitting volumes of smoke in front, and with great black wings, similar to those of a bird, on either side. Into this queer machine my conductor lifted -me. lie sprung to the seat at my side ; tho steam went putl I puu I the wings napped leis urely; and, gently, slowly, almost im perceptibly, we rose into the air to the height of tho hay-stack near which had but just now been lying. Further into airy pace wo a.eceiided until our old farm-house appeared but as the tini est of cottages, and the village church a vexy insignificant edifice indeed. Hieher I higher I 'lhe horses at work in tho fields, the cattle browsing on trio hills, the wagons landing before the burn, seemed like toys with which children play; the peo ple like ants as they moved about on their several ways; and the winding stream like a silver strand as it stretched on and on. Higher t faster ! trees, houses, rocks, hills, blending into one confused mass as we passed beyond the clouds and looked down upon the light ning and the rain. On we flew through the light air toward that great, round, nery ban, in the center oi which, formed by a galaxy of bright stars, I could dis tinctly trace a large figure 9.' Onl with the speed of the wind ! The large figure had broken into thousands, mill ions of little 9's, sparkling, shimmering, dazzling. .On I on 1 the bottom of the vehicle grated upon the pebbly road; the man in chargeplaco J me upon the ground; the strange machine once more rose into the air, and I was left alone. 'After a moment's bewilderment I looked about me, and was amazed, de lighted, at the scene which met my ?;aze. There was on one side a great orest, filled with mammoth elms, ma ples, oaks, taller much than our tallest poplars, whose foliage, shining, luxuri ant, was of the most delicate blue, like earth's summer sky; carpeted with a soft, rich, velvety grass and moss of a similar tint to that of the silver-lined leaves; and everywhere walked or flew wonderful birds, of rare size, gorgeous plumage and matchless voice. On the other side extended a vast field cf nod ding flowers, through which flowed stream clear as crystal and filled with fish of shining gold. Above stretched a sky of the faintest pink, with here and there tho daintiest of dainty white clouds. "I was charmed, entranced; but it was not until I had grown somewhat ac customed to the novel scene that observed one remarkable pe culiarity of the place that every thing bore some reference to tho figure '9.' The giant trees of whatever sort or description were trained to form it; every blade of grass, every leaf, every flower, bore it somewhere upon its surface; the crystal stream traced it in its wanderings; the shining leaves as they rustled to and fro in the balmy air, sighed it; the brook babblod it; the crickets chirped it; the insects hummed it; the birds, each in its own tone, warbled it; and a solemn old owl hooted in stated measure, 'Num-ber 2fi-ine ! Nuiri'ber Ni-inc ' However, I did not speculate long upon this strange p? lenomenon. Happy, delighted, I rambled on until I cazoe to high stone wall, through one of tho openings oi which 1 saw a great city, whoso tall, massivo build ings were constructed of solid stone, and aloDg whoso broad streets men and women of giant stature were hurrying to and fro, all wearing fantastic caps Irom which depended nine tiny little bells, which tinkled and jingled with a sou, silvery eound at every motion. "Ot course I entered tho city, and 1 was immediately met by a huge mon9ier who was bigger than any two of tho tall- st men I ever eaw. I turned to run, but It detained me by an immense hand, and then, strange to say, tpoko to mo m a kind, reassuring tone. It asked mo a great many questions and examined rao curiously. "When it said 1 Come home with me, I knew, someway, that It wa was the Comet King. Immediately wo stood before a palace built of polished, bluo-gray marble, surmounted by cupo las, turrets, domes of the finest cut-glass, and ornamented all along its smooth. beauteous sides by rows of stained-glass windows. "I was eager to enter, but It said, No, no, you must wait until your eight brothers have been in. 1 turned away and burst into team of vexation and rage. I was still 4 Number Nine. 41 'Do you see yonder broad river?' It asked. I did see it rushing madly, tumult- uously along, and also saw a little boat tossed about on its rolling waves, rowed by a single man an old man with bowed form and silvery iocks. Well, It said, I am Borry for you, Number .Nine. I will have one ot your brothers, whichever one you may desig nate, rowed to the opposite shore, where it is eternal night aud wilderness. He can never return, and thus you will have at least one less to wait for. Delighted, I dried my tears, and ceased my sobbing. And now, which boy should I select ? I started to my feet and paced the square in front of tho palaco door with knit brow and clenched hands ; but all to no purpose. I could not mane tho selection. 'Well, which one. "Number Nine"?' asked It. But somehow, the more I tried to make haste, the less haste I made. Which of my many brothers, indeed, would I be willing to spare forever from out my home and lite ? Certainly not Will or Jimmie, my willing assistants in study; not John, who so many times un dertook my tasks in addition to his own in order that I might have the more leisure for play; not George or nenry, who were ever ready to mend my bat tered sleds and toys; not, surely, Bob, merry, light-hearted Bob; and by all means not iud or Joey, my dear play-fel lows and companions. '" I am waiting politely said It. "Oh, dear I I could not make a de cisiou ; and, besides, I was beginning to feel a faint impression that I did not wish any one of the eight Bent away, after all. At last I hinted as much to my companion. "Poohr said It, very impolitely. Nobody could blame you. If yon wait for eight, when will you get in think of it I 1 would dispose of one of them. " rio 1 I cried in terror. My own own nromers never j io, n i never enter tho wonderful place 1' "I see I must take the matter into my own hands, said It, turning from me ; and, to my terror, I saw him signal the old boatman. "I seized tho mighty arm I cried out but the great hand only patted my ueaa. -xooiisn iittia "is umber .Nino "I It said. " I wrung my hands, I sobbed aloud threw myself upon tho ground with a hammering In my brain, a chokiccr in my throat, and a heavy weight of anguish at my heart. " Suddenly a mighty clock, tho clock of Doom, clanged out : 11 '21 31 41 51 61 7! 81 9! " I opened my eyes with a start, and there sxod Joey blowing tho dinner horn close at my ears. 'VI guess you have been asleep, " Number Nine " ! ' he ?ried merrily. "I don't suppose Joey over knew what prompted the energetic hug with which I jumped at him, nor the boys the cause of my unusually kind and affec tionate manner for a few days ; but knew, and 1 never forgot" The little girls slid quietly down from tho old gentleman's lap while he was . -' 5 wipiug away nis tears, anu waiseu away without a word. But under the currant bushes their little arms stole around each other's waists; their lips met in a loving kiss, and Lulu said earnestly: You may have the shell, sister, and I don't want you to go away one bit." And Mary replied quite as earnestly. 'And if you was taken up to the skies, I would be so sorry !" Belle Stuart, in ide Awake. WOOD AND M0KR1SSEY. An AU.Nlght Gam and the Woret Whal ing John Erer Got. Says the New York conespondent of the Buffalo Courier: "'Ben Wood as everybody has always called him, has never been other than a thoroughly good fellow, and of course he had legions of friends. In fact, pretty much every one within the scope of his acquaint ance is his friend, in one sense or an other, and he has no enemies worth speaking of. It is well known that he onco kept up intimate relations with the tiger, and had a strong penchant for ' bucking' that animal in his lair, and his failure has set old gossip going a train. Some of his cuondam chums have been rehearsing tho famous bout he once had with John Morrissey, in tho hitter's club house in Twenty-fourth street. The story has been told several times, but may oear mention again. Ben was in the habit of dropping into Morriesey's place occasionally for a lit tle recreation, and one night about ten years ago he sauntered in as usual, and fell afoul of the bank. Morrissey was there and many men about town, all of whom knew Wood's pluck and hang-on-ativeness, and the party settled down for some lively work. Wood had about $3,000 in his pocket, and as the betting was heavy he managed to get to the bot tom in about an hour. In fact he was cleaned out. But his blood was up that night, and as his reputation for pluck among the boys was at stako ho decided that once for all it should make or break. His ready cash was gone, but he owned valuable property on Tryon row, where tho Slaats-Zeitunp buildiug now stands, and ho proposed to hypoth ecate the property to Morrissey against whatsoever sum, up to its value, he should lose. The offer was accepted, and the great fight began. It lasted all night and up to 9 o'clock nezt morning, and when a truce was finally called Ben had won back tho $3,000 he started with and scored about $120,000 ahead besides. Vrith the money that Morris sey had advanced to him on the hypothe cated property he turned around and gave John the worst whaling ho ever re ceived at the card-table. Not a sign of wincing was showu on either side till physical txhaubti on forced a cessation of hostilities. Both men were true grit to the last, and neither showed the least ill-temper from beginning to end. It was on that occasiou that Ben performed the extraordinary feat of stroking $90 worth of cigars in one night. Morrissey had a special brand of cigars at $1 each for his flush customers, and Wood, who is a tremendous smoker (or chewer, rather, Yor ho merely chews fariously at a cigar, and then flings it away), man aged to spoil nicety of thera while the fight lasted. Quixotic Engineering. Tho Virginia City Enterprise reports that an Englishman in Nevada proposes, if $250,000 can be raised, to bore two ar tesian wells, eighteen inches apart, the ono a six and the other a foiw-inch bore, to the depth of G,000 feet Then he will drop into ono a powder cartridge wrapped in asbestos, so that subterranean heat will not explode it until it reaches the bottom. The explosion then will unite the two wells, the water poured down one will be converted by subterranean heat into steam and sent through the other, where the power can bo transmit ted to any required point. World's Fairs. The following statistics in regard to tho six great international exhibitions which have been held within a little more than a quarter of a century aire particularly interesting nt the present moment: Hxhibi- ,umberv Mmnb'rvJ bvmbr tiono Kxkibilort. Vititvr. of Day. London ... ISM 13,917 6,031.1m 141 1'iirid 1x55 23,7:4 5,162,330 2'0 London,.. 1H6J 2S.653 6,211,103 171 Tana 18B7 JW),2;C 10 200,000 210 Vienna.... 1873 42,584 7,254,B7 186 rbiladelp'a 1876 .857.62fl 1R9 The Left Arm. Mr. Charles Ileade's eloquence about the usa of the left arm has elicited a very characteristic controversy in tho Frencli papers as to which is the correct arm to offer a lady when you take her down to dinner. The chivalrous theory is to give her tho left, in rder to defend her with the right; the amatory theory is to do the same, in order that she may be next your heart; but the more simple way is to do as the master of tho hou30 does, who remembers on which side of the stairs his balusters run, and acts ac cordingly. Ixarper s Bazar. Mackinaw is a great resort for hay-fe ver patients. As soon as tho fatal Au gust day arrives victims rush to this most sacred of Indian islands. Here tho ditemner at onco disabbears. and the patient stiys iu delightful rural quarantine until the first frost strikes the place ho left. France proposes spending $150,000. 000 on her army and $15,000,000 on her navy in 1879. Tho low pay of French soldiers is partly compensated by tho fact that they can buy their tobacco from tho Government on very low terms, and travel everywhere through the ooun try at half price. Joum Tatlou will probably be hanged a second time for a murder committed ten years ago in Danville, Ky. Ho was lynched immediately after the crime, but was cut down by his friend before lifo was extinct, ard hurried off to Kansas. where ho lived under an asnuined name until ue was recently recognized. JnlCilllUX ITEMS. Ionxi will have two saloons less this year than last. The First National Bank of Muir has gone out of business. James Cubrt, of Stanton, is in jail for "making motions " at another man witk a gun. A local Board of Insurance Under writers has been formed at Kalamazoo, and rates get a boost upward, it is said. Large numbers of grayling are being caught in the Cedar river, Gladwin county. Wayne county has 1,144 places within her borders where intoxicating drinks are sold. Tub collections of internal revenue for the Third Revenue District for April amounted to $23,127. The Michigan Central Railroad Com pany is erecting at Kalamazoo a water tank with a capacity of 2,300 barrels. A yocNa man named Angus Smith was drowned in the Manistee river, six miles north of Manton, Wexford county. . The ninth annual reunion of the Sol diers' and Sailors' Association of Michi gan will be held in Kalamazoo, Thurs day, June 20. A State Catholic total abstinence so ciety was organized at East Saginaw, a few days since. A State Convention will be held at Bay City, July 4. At Cornnna, Mr. and Mrs. S. C. John son, old settlers and highly esteemed, celebrated their golden wedding recent ly, with a numerous surrounding of friends. Mis3 Fannt Z. Lovkll, of Climax, Kalamazoo county, proves ineligible to the office of town Superintendent of Schools, to which she was recently ap pointed. Titb Detroit Telegraph says the State militia will not go into encampment this year. Adjt. tien. llobertson is ib favor or making a brigade out of the three Michigan regiments. Tub committee of Presbyterians have contracted for the erection of a hotel on their grounds at Petoskey. The work on the Bay View House, on the Metho dist grounds, is progressing firely. The forty-fourth annual convention of tho Protestant Episcopal Church, in the Diocese of Michigan, will be held in Christ Church, Detroit, commencing on Wednesday, J uno 5. A woman named Wolfcrd, living near Crockery lake, Newaygo county, cut her own throat recently and then tried to kill another woman, and dropped dead while chasing her. Eanrics Smith, a young man, fell from the Indiana railroad bridge into the Manistee river, the other day, and was drowned. Ho went there recently from Eaat Saginaw, where his relatives live. At the twenty-second annual conclave of the Michigan Grand Commandery of Knights Templar, held at Detroit last week, the following were elected: Grand Commander, H0II13 F. Knapp; Deputy Grand Commander, Frank Henderson. Lewis Cameron, a farmer, was instant ly killed near Newaygo by a tree falling on him whilo he was " chopping. It struck him on the head. Ho leaves a wife, whose former husband was killed in tho sama manner, in tho same neigh borhood. John J. Apam, President of the State Pioneer Society, gives notice that the State Pioneer Society will meet at Te cumseh, Wednesday, June 12, 1878, at 10 o clock a. m., there to hold its fourth social reunion. LrrooTON boasts of her tall men. Six of them aggiegate thirty-seven feet eleven and three-eighths inches; the two tallest measuring each six feet live and a quarter inches; and the shortest six feet three inches. A Canadian schooner has just taken from Marquette for Quebec 20,000 cubio feet of square timber cut in Marquette county, and which will ultimately find a market in England. Another shipment will be made in J uly. Mrs. Elvira Treadwell, widow of Seymour B. Treadwell, who was Com missioner of the State Land Office from 1854 until 1858, died of consumption re cently at Jacksonville, Fla., aged 73 years. She had resided in the South for several years past. Mrs. Nancy Knigiit, aged 74, died a few days since at Jackson. She had lived in that county over 40 years, set tling with her husband, a Christian min ister, m Hanover in 1835. She never rallied from tho effects of a fall from tho omnibus last fall by which her hip was broken. Bay City, learning a lesson from the Saginaw fire, is taking steps to rigidly enforce the ordinance which provides that no steam craft shall bo permitted, under a penalty of from $100 to $300, to approach within 200 feet of any wharf, unless the smoke-stack is covered with a spark catcher haing meshes not larger then one-quarter of an inch in size. The number of admissions to the Homo of the Friendless in Detroit dur ing tho past year was 374 ; women over 20 years, 173 ; young girls, 30 ; women with children, 44 ; children accompanied by parents, 99 ; unaccompanied, 28. The number now in the house is 54, of whom 8 are women, 35 boys, and 11 girls. Tbe health of the institution has been excellent, only two severe cases of ickness, and no deaths. Mr. Martin, of Morris A Martin, millers of Reed City, had a narrow es cape from a terrible death recently, ne was caught in the gearing and drawn backward through a hole about two feet square, doubled in two, and losing the middle finger of his right hand, besides sustaining severe internal injuries, A little child, 20 months old, of n. E. Tyler, of Kalkaska, was seriou.dy poisoned, a few days ago. It swallowed a coceiderable quantity of bed-bug poi son, which so atfectod it that for period of eight days and up to tho latuht ac counts, it had not been able to take any nourishment. T. Bailey, of Campbell, Ionia county, was married a year ago. A few days ago he says to his ilannah, "How much will you take to let me off?" Says she, "I will take fifty bushels of wheat, twenty bushels of potatoes and a ton of hay. Says he, "Chcip enongh ; it'sa wliACk." They separated, both satisfied they got the best of the bargain. V