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CHURN SLOWIj-Y. AIIU'-c maM In thf monilih Min Stood mer rl!y ringing an J fliuriiinc; "Oh. lew I wish thl-. li.iit-r wan dour-. Then off to Hie fields I'd Ik turning!" So she hurried the dasher up amj down. Till the farmer called, rrftu a liair-tnsde Ihrvn, "Chum tJowlj-!' "IXn"l jily the dasher mi In!, my dear. It's not mi r.xl for thaliultcr. Ami will iiw-ikjvour sinus whe, too. I f.-ar, Ana rittjTSiYjf in a fiuttiv ' ' 3'iirtlil1sthorajc-,wIi.Ti,'ryontiirn . . : Dual lie in haste whrai.-ver you ffhura Chunialovly:" "If you'd wc your Ini tier com nice and street, IXintclium with a nervous Jerkins, Hut ply the dasher slowly and neat YoaH hardly know you're working: And when the lia.trr has com", yi'uH fay, Yts, tills Is sorely the very hest way' Oiuns slowly I" ?ow, little lui, no you think fhat tgu , A lesson ran And in butter? Itau't he In haste, whatever you do. Or get yourself Jn n flutter; , And wlille you ft! and at life's irrent clnm. Let the fomier'h words lo you return, . "Churn slowly!" Slaking a Newspaper. It was an exceedingly cold nig..., and Mr. and Mrs.IJnnby lltifted tho clove closely, he passing tho time reading a paper, and fcho bitting looking into the lire. Without any preface whatever, the dropped the poker. Witlmo much force did it strikcthe hearth that Mr. IJnnhy stopped his reading abruptly and looked over the tort of liu Fpccfcicles inquir ingly. JIts. Bunhy had a liappy thought, and quickly it was transmitted to Mr. B. "John" saidshe, "yonrcmcmbcrfome time ago you iironiWd to tell mo how ncwFp.tpcrs are made." "Yes, yes; hut some olhertime, love." "Xo now ; please, John." Again he tried to content her with n jiromise, but it was of no avail ; i-he wanted to know, then, just "how papers arc put together." Hchesil.-rtcil. ThclongiTlicIicMlalcil lhe more imjKitientsliejrrew.nnclhe felt it. Seeing that tiostpoiicmt'iit wis of no avail, lie heaved a long ti:'h, l.ikl asid" his paper, and reluctantly liegan to ti:i ravel for his wire's edification Flic "inner liTc of a newspaiHir." "In the first place," said he, "ihocopy i.; sent to the composing room " "Where does the copy come from;' bhe qnericd. 'Trorn the editor and reporters, if course." , "Oh, I sec." "Then it is Riven io lhctyi-r.cUers " , ' What do they do ; t it on UT '"NTo thunder, no; they arc the or.n-po.-.ilors who'scl it tip." "Oh, Ihev compose the copy, and then relit up. But how dowit sit?" He. drew another lnngi-igji, sml tsilm ly replied: "The editors couijmisc the -ojj then send it lo the composition room, and lhc tyix'-fcMcMiiiitit in type. "What, the copy V f "YcH; tht-yj-et the lyjus ftp so they will read as the copy i-cad.s." "Oh, I see." , A pause ensued. "John," said Mrs. Bunhy, "you r topped at the compositor.t selling" the lyic "What. do thev act the vic in V . "In a MU-k." "A stick! what kind of a stick?" ' "O, a stick is a device that i s just tho width of the columns of tho paper, and holds seventeen lines of brevier." "And what is brevier?" "A kind of type that is plcadns lo the eve and casilvread." "Oh, In-." When therpriutcn-rsla ivl: , . 141 I ... I .1.. A: A . r 41l!away. l'oor old raau .vre.i.u 1 1 i.jii jiiiu. i "Air ho, replied :. littlaoulbf tc::i'cr. ' 'fhey aro'one mo ::ii(ii:iouie. "Oh, I sec." "When thcvci-tn. riiik full of type. , r I vrss : boul to roy, I licy empty it on r. 'i.V i-' '-'-- -i mii i spring whase warmth can lienetrate its l'- 1lr1r',"(Vt P pallcy'!ctcrnSl frost. Itc.mo to-stay. Ifsun- '.'Xi .r;l J-vJflf rK, nu ' iglollakcsftll tinivoticcd-and i:dw it is ..o; l!:cy l.ft it from luly mi 1 We shall see it increitsc 1.la.?1trx.itly,vcn'ntlyona2allcy- ,...,,;,.,.,,. tlic oItl ....... : j,;s cravc. And wnat.s a gaiiey I "A log.Ylidc iuadonof brass,i.i.wlii.-.i , ihe lnattrris nrovcit 1 "What kind of matter, and how -do I Lev prove it?" "Will you wait a moment; If FO,Twill try and explain but give m: time," he ssid, nettled a little at her cro33 exami nation. " "All ri.Tkt.go on, TyjKS when It t np , l cd m...- fcr.'aud l.en Uio.fin4 imiircssaon of i. ii taken, they call it , 'bhllTherhe ty-fc! when ,t is fin.t , nriide.1 o:i the callcv. tluit is calicd a . , . . .,,, tcr ;K)i!tg to.thq proof-reader, m rcUirne.l to the printers and the corrections are . .. - .. "Corrections wane in wliat V "Tlie matter, inydcsr. It is then fjivo:i lo the foreman. 'Wliat.theuTonn" "No, the matter." "And what docs he do Willi it"' "Will yon wait a minuter The foreman .lakes the matter ,and places it in the form." "Wliatklndofafonnr "An iron chase, which, wben it has all the news in it which is in type, and it is locked up, is called a form." , "Locked ur7 HowT' "With oiioinsand side-sticks." "Slicks and coins ha, ha, ha wtiat kind of coins?" "Not coins, but quoins, q-u-o-i-n-s." "And what arc they 7 "Goodness gracious, any more ques tions? A quoin," ho resumed, "is a small block, and is wedded in between the chasoand side-stick willin 'shoot ing stick.'" . . , "A sltooling-slitk! How docs itshoot?" "Shoots the quoins into place with tho aid of a mallet." She did notqiiilc understand, buti bv tlie wliilc of lils eye that It would do toonestion bint too much, soic bided ner umo ami no wcm. oh. "SonicSimes too matter is "Whv. when Bomwfypo iicnocked over crdroi!ed on tiff flooris useless, mil is called bv the Jr.ltcniv 'pi.'" Ho tliougbt be ld teu through, hut the irrepressible wiJiFWMitin'il i "Where do they majK the form , up! 'On 'the stone,' "Jf3 the reji Wlmt kind ofttone a round ope?" "Vo a flat one a jiiece of level mar ble." "Oh, I fe." . "Well, when the form is made up. it is put on the priiiting machine and the CUilion puw iv ,1100.1. nuon pura i ih-.t v , "They don't press the papers, press means printing, and alter they are "WJiaioo uxcy iuii me ...... T,"' -.t"P 1" b . 1 11 : ..i..ri f ii vtiKTiinur me 1 lit. ... "Oti. I see." and after wailing some littio tune tor 111111 to oiuuuuv, llunbv asked. "Is that all"' Mi" ho cnnnbled LoIiadreSmnl S L. $1 read on niitiu' "Thank Heavens, yes from behind the pancr 1 Silence followed, lie turliedfor fu ly nil l.onr. uu who iiiay- iiv retained her hold on the poker, was occupied in twirling it, at the samo tune murmuring, while looking intently at the ashes, "Tyis. matter, galley, proors, devils, quoins, presses." r Laugh when vou can. It is a cheap medicine. SIcrfimcnt is a philosophy pot well understood. It is tho sunny cido of existence. Wants weaken intellect. To gratify Ihem diflciilin iiitwllect Tho keener tho want tlie lustier the growth. C Never keep your nianncrs for eoinfia ny.butlioaspolite.it homo as yo-t try to bo cbroad. nMnr ...i iim i-T I it Tmiriiv nit; iiuil- I .. ... ... ... t :.i i. r r.;.....i .... ui.ii'.ii.iii.. m,m,..u....j u -T,.i-i v is lli,. wniif o all ?roo . lilftl tnai ueiuicr i iiui any ui nr. mtiiiu ''" ,.' ,..., i...r..... i... i.t , , tl, .n.i "I was not vcannir. nThc apprentice truth slokcu without chanty. Innst ,.0I1UJ Wl!n ilt u,;.,, W1C ,he ,0,r" 'hA" :"V around a printiiu: office is known as 'Uie T yoll ,.( lK-simpIe. In Inic ..ple ifseir will lake part in the gov- S Tiva fioeH oli-Mci imi devil.'" , simiilici'.y tllere is true M.blimi.y. , ernn.ent." The Cz:ir tenderly embraced JM1 fLd down end "Oh!' ' V . ! '. .,.. r !1 ,.ll1,s,1i1,.r ,0 ho I the Undent, and giving a ring drawn refined. The pnsomr till dovmiicau. irri. . . ...... .... l . n ,nnirfH: -1:- " . . . ,1 The Nan it:i liail Dyspepsia. There rani" (o llic dinner table at Uio Lnwreucflnisci.iysnn AUrinnjiMicli; igjuif j?5pCT, tlus'oHicr la y. I xvo'stKinpcra nnon tcnTsimi liiiiigrr-Iuolsinrtisloiucr, llic other :i .lecoiit iippMirin young fel low. As tlity mtcl ictl the tabic the olil man clutched frantically at tho hill of f.tiv, and remarked as follows: "liClafii'ov.-Iiattliry "of. 1 on know can't eat anvthing. Been nearly dead ir ten weeks' with dyspepsia. Ah 1 oys- r Bonp-sness that won't, hurt me." 1 for tor sour To waiter: 'Bring 1110 some oyMcr roup; and, let's see, boiled white fish; yes, I'll have some o'lhat." The roup and the fish wcro rapidly eaten. 'Xov lei's s-ce what else they've trot . i t t. 4 n.:...r ia.koy.-tlial ought not to hurt me. I'll , , ie chief, lookingat the oik- s on have tome o'that. Boast bcef,-yes, 1H i havo a son ; ami to he other, ou have W)inc o'lhat. Chicken pot-pie yes, I have a dang iter. Let them be niarrutl. that's t-asik digested, 1'll havc some, j and let the treasure bo jjivcii them as a Let's see, 1 "can't cat everything, I'll take ' dowry. a hit of the lroilcd ham, some macaroni, Alexander was as onished. and-ah! some diicken-livers andveg- , "-l w hut " said the t hief, would etables." ' h:,v'' ',t'c'' ll'i-'"1'1'11'1"" 1,1 yourcountiy r The waiter had been taking the order, ! . "V.e should have dismhscd the par and the man with the weak stoma.Ji ! its, and seized the treasuie for the i.-.i ji.: r... !... kin-'S use. for butter, hero took a nieco of bread. Ih here a pickle and a stalk of celery, and I rcqr.eiii ly remarking that Imj c.uldn't cloven-thin..', staved his stomach until , his dinner was brought. He looked it i oviT, sent the waiterback for some roast vtl and anolJier onion, rcmaiKiiig mat. his stomach was weak, he had been suf. ! ferino- tnrrihlv from dvst.ensia. and I couldn't eat everythiiif:, but at last got to woik and cleared the dishes. The matter of dessert troubled him some because his stomach was so weak, buthc finally onlercd minco pie, plum pudding, ami ice-cream, with :i cup of coffee. They were brought and devoured and then he oiled the waiter and made him a confidential communication to the elfect that he had been sick with dys pepsia, that his stomach was wc.ik, ho couldn't eat everything, and would she bring him a bowl of milk? The milk was brought, he crumbled some bread therein, and as his younger commmou had departed, tin man Willi tho weak stomach remaikcd to the gcu-1 lleraan across the table from him that it v-ns dnrnnl romrh to have to come down 1 to bread and milk, but ho had been sick, he couldn't eat anything, and he had to be careful. And now tho landlord is anxious for Ikat man to come around when he is well. He nee tint com.? but once. Tho Snow cf Ago. Kosnow falls lighter than the snow i.I age; but none is heavier, for it never melts. M'l.n fl.M.A !- I... ..a .........o .1.1 lt-il 1 m- iiuiu 11 ' IUV.1HO .i...., .. , the closing iiai t of the sentence is new r.s wen as cinpnauc. inu r nj.i.ii.-a represent age by the almond tree, which ; lKf.1 hlassoinsot ihepurt'si wiiiie.r u .ic almond ireo snail llounsn uie ncau i shall be hoarv. Dickens says of one of , his characters whose hair was turning the inside, and therefore the fomenta gray, thatit looked its if time had lightb j tions should mainly bo applied to that splashed his snows upon its passage. ,part. "When the shoulder is sprained, "It never melts" no never! Ago is the arm should bo kept close lo lhc inexorable. Its wheels must move on- , body bv means of a linen roller, which ward they know no retrograde move- is to lie wrapped four or five times; incut. The old man may sit and sing, , round the whole of the chest. It should "1 would I were a boy "again" but he also be brought two or three times uu grows older as he sings'. He may read derncith the elbow, in order to raise the of thoelixirof youth, hut he cannot find I shoulder. Gentle friction with the it; lie limy ugh for the secrets of that ' hands, aflcr the swelling and pain have alchemv which is able to make him t subsided, will help toward recovery. In young,"but sighingbriugs it not. llo jsovercc:ises;ffeatinentshouldboapplied may gr.zu bat kwar.l with an eye of long- Under direction of a physici:::i. ingupoii the rosy scenes or early years. as onoiwho is.se oii,liisvhoiuc from tho deck. of ajhloparling shipwhiiiuevery moment rries lfitn'.fartlicrand farther old raau! lie has littio moie lo do than di It never melts." The snow of winter comes :'iid i beds its white blessing upon i the valley and the mountains, hut soon j llic sweet spring comes ami smiles it all iw::v. ivotso with that upon llio nrow of the lotlcring veteran. There IS no ' flicro it sliall bcabsorbed by the eternal d.lrktswsfor thcrc i! noage in htv.vcn. Yet whv sneak of nge in mournful ! strain? It is beautiful, honorable, elo quent. Should we sigh at the proximity of deathjWhcn life and the world are so full ofemiliness? lx;t the old exult be- n-fn ilir-i- n nt.l Tf nn- im!t wmi i let itbctlie vou:ig,atUteIsngcu:'ccrion t or-iifsthnt"arebeforc.thcm. Welcome i flir cl,;j)l!.llk oft aul of t . ( b.lt a ,CIa.,.,r!, w!ikh f , at ie (f iK.rj peace DWll r.idiEe ' be replaced by a hnghtcr r, . i ml lietter. , even- uavsoiiug nn awi"u.-,. ...m . . , , . . j,,.:,,,!;; '! " ' . , ' J , Wlrosoever' would work Wisely and i.:. T uilh mcivss must have t Ies:r!y Ix-'fore him lhc ends he has in view. What a luxurious man would want for horses and fiwi;meii,:tgolimtr.ml man wants for .his friends or the poor. rants for .his friends or the poor. i llavo uothhig to do with any man in j aVussioii, for men arc not like iron, to i be wrought upon when Hitf. are hot. j 1 To woi; out our own contentment, wo i should V imr not so much to incrii-.our , snbstaiice as to modcnito our desires. ! it. -'l ,li.v1 .ire niverml li" 1 CiJU:l. 1 l'octs a rule make very or.v h:v ) bainU Thur "lvr',!o vt'rses, but they are gencmllV jjrerse io ticsceint u iimiiraut p;trticul.-y , Kxajfnc wlu-t un.liie p;is;ons reign most jjn thy soul, and take thy cnur. i; of lifej!e;in contr.irj' lo tliein 111 thought, wirl or deed. fc f we wish our children to revere high lin-is thimw jiw.ile. and pare, and lovely, and 01 good icoon v.e i.iusuei. them tho'rxaliiplc. '. It is bettor for ordinary bovs to bo hungering after Ihe woihl of liidepen- dent action jc.rw.11cn met rro not vs. verj' hiiiuiiocxik.'iiiciii, whch inu i-ium-yet matmv enoiu-h, than -,c tossing 1 hcss becWnes uubearablc, of putting on 1 ylxmt on the ripplu of small susccp'.ibili- k jus drcssingoili over his ordinary clo 1, lift and finotions without either a great thing, and in n minutes ho will be ambition t r high aspiration to guide 1 perfectly comfoWiblo and ready for them. 1'ocls iitimenl well directed .... ...i ,,,11 .,i.,..i .r,r.-,t ii-i. tions live. When sentinient dies out, and more proaie t-.tlciilalion or loss and profit lakes its place, then comes a By-r-iiitii:e t tMich, a decrepitude and slow decay. , ., ,., r decrfes the life of a man An inslaut mid his whole lale: loraucr iciigincneii ... ..... n r, . 1 ,jn,oiiTjit J I... wicnlc. w .tiltr Ifir net. nf n. 1 11)0m',.nt; it !s llic ,'., of Ft.w0 that ;,,.,,,, iUc ri..ht thing to lie done; it . m .. !? ovcr tUtngnous to ii.gcr inyo r seur- nun iii uii.-j iiuu 111.11, .i.i.i v v j "'" Il,:,.,t:nii ..nt cnifused. lillSOll I Curiour, cominents by n judge, even ill j '0 presence of tho prisoner, though ex- Ireniely rare, are not unprecedented. JIr.Jii;fire5IauleonceaddreNselaphe - ,.r !n -1 Kmni-k-frock : ,,n,.l..Wl- - rMoyxlun wonls: "Prisoner at the liar, vour counsel thinks you iniio- cent; the counsel for tho prosecution ii.;..i'vmi innocent: I think you inno cent. iJutthoJuryof your own comil.-y-meii, in tho exercise of such conunon 1 sensi as they possess, which .'.ties not , seem lo bo much, have found yen guilty; , and it remains that I should pass upon j you the sentence fn" the law. flint sen-( tenceisll,..-. ynh Ik- kpt ' imprison-1 nienl Tcr one .lay; and, as that day was yesterday, you may now H y"'"" ; t..,:,."" Tin. unfortunate rustic, rath- er seared, went about his business, imt 1 L.jj;i,t schools of stenography in tho (Jer tlmught tiiat law was nu inicoijinionly ,llnu i.mpir.', of which lifly-seven are in pur-zhng thisc. Sixony. A Ileatlicn's Xotiou of .Tiislice. Alexander, during his march into Af rica, came toa people dwelling Jn peace ful huts, who know ucithYr "war in if ccn nuesf. Ofold beiiig offered him he re fused it, saying that his Nile object was to learn the manners and customs of tho inhabitants. "Stay with us," mid the chief, "as long as it pleasoth thee." Daring thisinterview with the African , r'L,r. 1 "'.' of his subjects broiight a case hctorc him i for judgment. 1 .10 hs.ute ' was this: The one had l)iight a piece of ground, v.h h after the purchae was , found to cor.iain a treasure, for which he felt himself hound to icy. The other refused to receive anything, saying that he had sold the ground with wh.-.t it might be found lo contain, apparent or i concealed. nd docs lhc sun shine in yolirt-oti ; JT i "'c U ll':re? Are there any cattle the rain fiill there u'hieh fcediipon herbs ami green gr.i.-s ;SVr " .KUll.'1i'x.;,.,.,,.kr.- .. A it I (slid uie cl.iei. u is lor uio sake "l .....v..'- ... ...j. v..v... being permits the sun to shine, the nun "" tlie gntss to grow in your ' countrv. Sprains. These arc among tho more common accidents and are more serious and pain ful than is commonly supposed. A bro ken leg or arm is oftsn more readily cured than a sprained ankle or writ. In sprains, the tendons, ligaments, and soft irts around the jointsaro stretched and perhaps torn. The first thing to hs done is to place tho sprained part in, lhc straight or natural position, aiiil'ojkecp it perfectly 'quict'nntil the injurcd'parts nave ivmiiiiuu iiiuii iiuiiiuu .-i;ut. jlu reduce llic inflammation, warm annlica- lions are in most cases tho bst for the first three or four days, and may be r.p- puod i:i I lie following manner: Din a good-sized piece of flannel into a til or basin full of hot water or hot poppy fo mentation tlx poppy heads lwilcd in one quart of water foraliout a quarter of an hour; wring it almost dry and apply it over the sprained part. " Then place another piece of flannel (quite dry) over it, in order that the steam and warmth may not cseaiH'. This process should lie repeated as often as the patient feels that lhc flannel next to his skin is get ting cold the oftsner the belter. If, limrnnn" tlik iif lout tti.l ..1.1 nf tonitl i, ..v-..,., i ...... . !"' water more comfortable, it should ho j ..... . i. n..i..ii.iH im nin, nnu , tershoul.l be ajiphed. 1 he diet should , ne iiouri.-iiing.aiiu not icmi 10 cor.sii- i paie tne ikiwcis. ncn 1110 uncc is me joint affected, the greatest pain" is felt at A" Toiichiaj" Uccnry , O. ih-ilatot-zir, Xitholxs.'fV IVjnu :.-ihiI:st" tell iif t!ie':roW.'ri!ntiti .'.Vnrjc a striking story. A youngsiudent, a relative of tho writer, had, with a few friends, funned a U'cniry society in which the woiksof coiiteiiipor-ry politi uil economists, publicirls and pl:ilo.so nhers were read and debated. Ihesec- livl Killcu 4ieuouuecii iris micjcij n . i , .i t ;..i........ revo utionaiv nnsiiiiKitiou. ;itid inc vomc' student was imprisoned aiFd coi deniiiwltofsiberla. : All iKissible inllaciice ' was hrought'tobnir upon the Cz.it? but . i:i v-iiii .-mil .-.thist the voiiii-' man's' mother, meeting the Czar olio day in the ; .uininer li.irden, knelt and implored her mg should lie careful to see that tlelin son's paiilon, a-rting his innocence, bold's proprietary stainji is atlixcd to The Cz:ir sceiiicd touched, and promised each hi tile, logivo the vouth a personal interview., - Tho latter was brougnt to his Majesty the next day, and the Czar fon ing him , on his knees lieloro an iiiiat'.e oi uie Saviour, exclaimed: "Can you sweai before the Almighly Ojd I list neither you nor your, associates naa imy luminal tiesigu signiiist.. in . inu; v-.m vou swear that you believe in tho hob- ness and eternity of the Kussian r.ulo- i iTjcy r Tho surprised prisoner anu- wered : 'i can swear to your Majesty from the imiierial linger, said : "This is a i-.i ..r r..... have been sincere and tnilliful lo me, 1 I and there is nothing I hale as much as a lie." Ho then approached tho writing table where lay tho studcnt'.s lenience i of exile, and with one stroke of the pen -ig-jed the paper! J pity you lroin wtt0II1 f ,ny heart," he said : "you :tro an honest man, and an honest man, (r,iu lo his convictions, is more danger- 01ls (() antocrary than an unprincipled rascal. Therefore, 1 must punish you. lliough never was this duty more painful to inc than now. (!od bless you my son, alm JUl?e "' inereuiiiiy n x miuiiiii Dress Wariutj at Home. Xo tWfenso against dranghls is so jicr fect, says the London xr;:cr, as a t'omiiKiu silk haiulkerehief tied over tho head, nml n Filk vest or one of wush-lca- therputin between tin shirt and waist i coat xwlimeep tl;o iKuly more equably warm thala good fire. A wadded coat . III ......KlBllii. i-lnllv 111:111 to Mt and Work anyxlnro indoors and so nxtrasu'l Bf thin flannel worn it.ii i.int.'iH j .., 1 uiit'or. 1 lhc whdfc t'.io active day. Ju-t let ' any 0110 who doubts what we say try llio xrorkiuMinii not suiicr as ue 1.111 WWS'lTwHwlieu he siois out of doors. ' jmijiui.h iiuoth u.. .i a mere delusion, ion arc 1101 sirengut- , enct lor ouiooor worn ny snivering 1:1- doors, but rather weakened: habitual .warmth, if not logreat.lcing one of t!io best prescn'alivcs of conslitiilioual KlreiiL'tb. A chillv man might as well .refuse blankets in bed because they ,,u of co,,i wherl he got up, ns refuse warm clothing in 1onrs beennso out of doors ho would not I be sensible of a pleasant difference, but i if in ruin n:iii:u I to be and remain inodcraieiyanu iicaiin j , ,)U hisensihle, in fact, to ' .i:ir...i erenees of tcnqierature. , lt was !(ai, j , 1 because Nelson attended to dc- rcsncct of tuno that lie was so . . . 'hi i. ..!.! ".,11 , ' ; lifi. 1o having been always a j,.uarttr ef an hour before my time." j.;vty incincnt lost," said Napoleon, 'ivesnn opponuniiv ior iiiiniuiuiuy. WHAT'S HIS NAME? f hat nulcn your IIjh nwIM -irur Aiil Saniirn crosM-y.il imp: Ami Safnh to tho oM man aM : "ICH ruu-w.1 by a Kmall rlip." Tlwii Ftiniti'i. yomci-t hrolhcr. As y i't imk iwiwii to fame, Umknl Sanili hi tho ryvs nml nt wl : " What b t ho nia:i c'-mp's name r There are one hundred and seventy- - Cheap Llociitlim. lleccntly a Justic-e of the Peace, while fitting in his office smoking, was accotteil by a stfT.nger, who inquired : ""Judge, how much will you chargo nic to read over about filleen linesof printed matter from a book I have'."' "Why ain't yon lead them?" replied his Honor. "I can. but I want to hear how the lines sou::, wiien mid alou. you a quarter to m.d t hem t. "Alt right, replied the I. I'll give o me lust ice. "I can't earn two Miillings any quicker woman niwncd lite door at that nio- : tucnt, and the stranger put down the ! book on the desk, t Lisped her hand and I said : "Begin at tlse pencil maik there, and read slowly." His Honor's chin dropped exactly eighteen inches as he saw that the reml '113 matter was the usual form of niar 'iage, but ho didn't kick down from his KICK IIOUU illllll m- ! ripest marriage he j 3 didn't half enjoy ,ride and groom word. It was the cheaiest marriage he ever attended, and lie the chuckles of tho I key went out The True Way to Invigorats.,-'""-The true way to invigorate a feeble system N lo infuse activity into the npe nitions of the stomach, that wondrous i alembic in which the food is tr.in-iinuted 1 into the coii!ilueuts of blood, the chief element of our vitality. lloMetter's Stomach Hitters, because it accom plish this end, is greatly to be pre ferred to many so called tonics, tiM-ful indeed a appetizers, but inoperative as aids to digestion ami a-.-iuiilatiou.' This sterling- cordial, while it invigor ates the stomach, healthfully stimulates the liver, bowels and kidneys, ensuring the escape through the regular chan nels of olfete and u-elcss matter thrown off by the system, which is thus purified a-, well s invigorated by it. Its ionic inilui'iicc is soon made manifest an increase of iial enerjrv and :i more ac tive and regular discharge of even phj.-ic.il function, and it has the further effect of rendering- the system unassaila ble by uialari:.! epidemic. July. Old Books ami Ozone. It is known that ozone, when properly applied, is a inosteficclivo and conven ient rgent for restoring lxxiks or prints which have become brown with age, or been smeared or soiled with coIbrin.i matter only a shorttiinelicingreqnircd I o render them perfectly white, as if just from tho iircss.and thiswithout injuring in the least thchlackncss ofthc ink. An example given of the results produced t in Ibis w-iv is licit of -i honk of the vir- ' 111 in is w.i is 111.11 01 .1 nook 01 1111 six- tccnth century, upon a page of which ! :vir?il .inlili.fw ti.nl lirii.il lviintrtil over i ., ... , , 1 oy mo mouKs 01 tur.Loay, wmi a luacK, shining coloringmaller, in order to make j llicm megiUle, and ot which no trace or a Hue could bo detected. After thirtv- six houiV treatuiciit with ozone, the onng maiicr was eunrciy 'tesiroyeii, uie mostcjireful scrutiny of the page failing to disclose the fact that any of the lines had once been painted over. Wiilin'; ink may readily be discharged with ozone, cspeciallyif the paper bo siuVe qucntly treated with veiy dilute chlor hydric acid to remove the oxide of iron. Hclmbold's Medicinal Preparations, have for the last twenty or more year. occupied a prominent place on the shelves of every respectable druggist ..id physician in the land. The. skill displayed in their preparation, the. in variable promptness and efficiency of their action, the absence of nauseous and disg-.istin; ta-te or odor, and the attractive manner m which they are put up, have mad.' them universal fa vorites. Kspccially bthis the ease, with Hebuholds famous Ihiehu, a medieiue which has become iudisjieiisibh; in the treatment of a larrri; and tr.iuhle.sonie I class of di.-ea-e, liartieularlv those . ...i i. ..... .. .1... .1- . i . : i which eiicci tne iiigcMiiu aim iiiii.ui organs. As a diuretic, it is invaluable, 1 and the great advantage it '" m':it advantage it pos-ts,..s over other preparations is in,, ah-olute purity of the ingredient.-, and the uui- forniily of strength. Parties pincha- IVoiiiinent physicians preseii'je Avcr"s s:.r.-aparila. Ten days or $10," said Ihe judge, and the prisoner, a aullen-looking fellow, chose the lalleriilternative, jKiid the fine and wasdiseharetl. lie walked moodi ly cut of tho court-room, but, when no - . ... . , i -i. i i reached llio uoor, turneo ami simwi-rcu a wholesale tirade of abuse upon the Then he ran into the corn A Great Enterprise. The Hop Hitters Manufacturing: Com pany is one of lloehe.-ter's gTc.iti-st'biisi-ness ente.rpri-es. Their Hop Hitters haw reached a sale beyond all precedent, liavin from their intrin.-ie value found their way into almost every household in the land! Graphic. The French work people are saving, as everyone knows. Guizot gives the fol lowing as the cause of lhc prosperity of tho nation. Habits of prudence have penetrated all classes. There arc very few families, even among tho hmcrclas-ses.-that spend all their iucomo. A sin gle manufacturer in my town of Sisieux puts by, and has long been doing so, fiCO.COO francs a year, and as tho popula tion has been augmented in that time by onlv one-tenth, it is obvious that the comfort of the people liaa increased cnoiniously. People have found vulcanized rubber U0 useful that they will bo ns unwilling 0,,i lW5 w;,i, Ihe articles made of 1 i-'"-" ' , , , . , .,...,, t"a peneraliou back they would scout the idea of refraining from tho uso of lu- us 11 ;r..i-iiiielui nn nreoiint ot the cr.ue injury ismsed the persons who manufac tured them. It is very philanthropic of men like Poineairo to point out tho se rious awtion of tho vapors of curlxni bisulphide upon those engaged in tho iiiiiniifacturo of vulcanized rubber, and to desire that its use 1J0 restricted lo tho prepanilinu orarlicles that arc indi.pcn wb.'e. Hum-in nature is intensely scltisli ; it will not ab.in.lon what ministers to its selfishness w ithout a substitute. As the presenr method of preparing caoutchouc for use in the arts; is hurtful to those en gaged in it, the true and efficient remedy is to stimulate the invention of a process which will do away with the evils of Which complaint is justly made. Old and Reliable. Common sen-e rules the niasM'Sof the peojile. (let up a really flood article, let its merits he clearly demonstrated and they will not fail to use it. Such is the ease with Dr. XanfnrdV. Liver lu- vigorator," prepared by a regular phy sician of thirty years' largo practice, and tested by thousands all over the country, so that it has become a stand ard remedy for tho-e disea-es proceeding- from a disordered liver, stomach or bowels. It is compounded entirely from vegetable gums. There is no med icine that has ever-been offered that has given such universal satisfaction as this preparation. It has also stood the te-t of time, and 110 better proof of it.- popu larity need be adduced than to note its various imitation- for all imita tions prove the value of the thing iini-tatedc-ju-t ;vs "hyoericy is the compli ment that vice pavi. to virtue."- .V.vc Yuri: Alius. .ImIq H. T. jslELBSLD SI j I COMPOUND j Fluid Extract - . TT XT TT J J O XX U . rilAK.MACKIVITOAIi. A SPEC IF 10 EEMEDT i-oi: Aid. diskasi:- (f Tin; mb mi num. for Dei iUty Iiss of Jli-r.irry, IuIUkisH!uii i Kxcilsm ir I'.ti liii, SI:iiIii-s of liicalli. Troiinlcil with thoughts nl IliM-av. Diiniiei id Vi.M.n. fjiii in the l:a-k. tlln-st ami lli-.nl. Kiwi f IHimmI In lhc Iti-ail, Tale 'iiiiiiti-ii:iii' anil J Skin. 1 il-iXvm'itmns are atlnwiil to mi 1111. very fn - u ntly J.pil.'iiic titsniiil cinuind.oi '"v- When llic -.iilitn(iiit lnionii-salli-i r nd.v.n.p;,!,! pf a iuviK.iniiiiW i-ilici It'iillc His an. I .iii-uiii'I.i is-irit 11 :-.TihMi :iini iimi-tei i:ieteiii-v:iicli ...1.. ii. ..i.t r .... t. .1 .... ,....liiiiii' fn ilRfilinhftld's Biicliu UOES IX i:TKV t'AHt- Helmbold's Buclm IS UNEQUALLED lie nuv nui'ilv knowa It Is presrillicil liv ll" 1 m mt oailneiit pliysVlali' alt ivjr the wnthl. In r i JftH'jnmatlSIIl. ' Spsrmatorrhoea, ' Nervousness Dyspspsia. Indigestion, Constipation, Aches and Pains General Debility, Kidney Diseases. Liver Con. plaint, Nervous Debility Head Troubles, General 111 Health. Epilepsy, Paralysis, Spinal Diseases. Sciatica, Deafness. Decline Lumbago, Catarrh, ITervous Complaints, Female Complaints. Ilrail.n-li". I'alu In til" Sliimliii'M. CihiIi. Plwl nr.v. Smir Slniii:ii-li. Kriiiili.uis. Iliiil Tii'li' in till' Ljlimtli. Pal11.1l iniui nt lhc lli'.iit. Pain in the u'jatui in inr iniiits. iiim .1 iiiiiii-viii.i ...in-, pjlnfiil sy 111 :om-, nic tin ollNiriii3s tif tls- M'l-l.l. Helmtold's Buclni Invigorates the Stomach, Ami stliiiiilati-s the tnrpiil Uvit. Ihrarlt ami Killings in hi-.tllhy iiiilmi, In cli-an-lns lt' IiIimmI nt nil inipiiiitlcs.iiiiil Impartial: new lit' ami xior liitlie whulrsystriu. A sliisle trial will Im- ipille -iinirli-Ht t rim liin; lhc mmt littltatltigiif iU VnllLihle lean-' ill.it uiulllltit PKIOE $1 PER BOTTLE, Or 6 Bottles for $5 Hi'llnTi il to any aihln-w fii-e fnuii oliirva liiui. "1'alii'liN" may .-.insult by letter, rci-.'iwiiR tlii'saini' .-illeiillnii as liyinlllnz. ('iiilK'li'iit l'hslei:ins alleuil li eiirn-ipiiiii!-. nls. All letters slimiM lie a ldn-s-ssl to H. T. HELMBOLD, DruKiil mill Clirmlil. rillLAUKLl'lUA, l'A. CAUTION; Sen llial III.- rrinl.' I'roprlclory .Miunii it .in mult IIiilllc. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Do yon viTtitt a pure, bloom--iiiK Complexion J If so, it few applicatini'.s of Hagan's "JIAGNOLT.V UAL31 will grat ify von to yotu- hearrt's cou lcr.t. It does away wilh Sal lovnicss, Uedncss. Pimples, Biolches, ami all diseases and imperfections of tho skin. It overcomes tho Unshed appear and of heat, faligno and ex citement. It makes a lady of 'I HlltTV appear hnt TWEN TY; and so natural, gradual, and perfect aro its effects, thai it U impossiblo to detect its application. 8200 1 y Bi"St mid Chcp'iit. bAtu ctioa an.'Twcl t I Holdlrra Willi ol ortlcr FUUf. JI Ci".S. 14. I VnNS. mrf r. I 152 W. jf-nrtl. SlrrcU CISC INVATI O. J '.CON. imhCleit.Sf. LOUld. ilO. llarrj. "1L4. A. HmIaN f N. 1 ttVi wt. ul,J.-- ..tlltrrmi- Krl Mnr t l iI.r "rsr A J LLUST3ATED Catalogues I yr " BBATTLBBORO, VT. An editor whoso office was taken for tin Jen of a tuxi.li;niii.-t,li:ul sonic liou blc lo cxpl.iii! tliut w far from -btulliig liinls, :inil inink.s, ami things, lie liad to "hustle aro'.inil nretty lively in ortler ta get enough s-tulBng for himself. The mast (reachorous anil cncl Ihin on earth is an empty oM nun tliat'lni hei'ii laiil away ia the ptrret cr knocked amiiml as a ilaythin: for ten o: fifteen years. You may map it at a stump all day, and it will miss tire every time, but the very first time you nnap it at your brother, or your sister, or your swi-et-lieart IkiiiI and you've shot a holo through somebtidy. A jri'iilleinaii entced a grocery storo in Indiana recent U. and asked for a gal lon of molassef. llaviiiK drawn it, the, storekeeper askiil him what ho .voulii Uike H homo in. "In my hat," promptly replied tho customer, calmly holding out a new silk hat, into which the grocer, not to Iks outdone in coolness, poured the fluid. Then the customer jammed tho hat over tho p-occr'n head, and having thus occupied his attention, look what money there was in tho till and skipped out. A masked burglar entered a room , where a man and his wife asleep. They both awoke, when the rol . ier point ed a pistol at their heads and quietly backed out of tho room, and got otr with , Ids plunder. The startled sliinibcrers were terribly frightened, "tho man's hair turning white before morning." ( Tliu woman was as ui.-n-h scared as her husband, but upon examining her hair, I which hung over the liack or a etiair, it was ATuud not tohavo changed a nor tide. Thi Latest Inventor, in Useful f-'cusctold Articles. Within tlie lat few years there Iia been cxpcmli'il a -jrcat deal, of imentive thought and genius upon what may propcrlv bo elas.Mil :w lioiiM-hold arti cles, the IHO.--1 notetl results of which arc Hie prodtictiuit of tho ewin niacliinc, the wrinper, the washing inachine, tlie carpet sw eepcr, &. Almost every week we chronicle the advent of some new in vciitiiui by which the caivsaml lalxirsof housvkcepin are lessened, and woman's work made easier. 'I he iii'W.'-st thiii to challenge our at tcntiini and gladden Ihe heart of the housekeeper, is, what is called the Nov elty Ilrilsh Holder, Carpet Stretcher and Sweeper, a very simple contrivance- tk si"iieil to firmly hold in position any kind oflinish or duster; having all .wtciision hamlle that enables one to wash or dust . . ;i:.... ..-:.1.... .I.., windows, wans ii -i-iiuif;.s ....... ...., ,.i,l ..f . st.-n-laililer. That is one of its' conveniences and il i. also one of the best carpet sweepers in the market, hold ing the bnish ltrinly at an angle. It cleans the carpel tliorouglily, raises no dust, and does not wear the carpi t like the ordinary hrooni or nrusii, ami win outwear a half dozen brooms. As a .Hi. f..i- ttie senibbiii"- brush it i the . ..... vi.riiL.-nTe. no more kueeliii!r on the floor, no more back aches or sole lingers. As a carpet stretcher alone it is worth its cost, as a carpet of any size can bo laid evenly without any of the lalnir and vexation usually attending such work. It is strong, simple, thoroughly made, cannot gel out of order, has no screws, lever orhiii''S, is compact, cheap and durable. It is manufactured by I'.rown & Co., in. iniiati, the well know manufacturers of useful household articles, and is sold ....K- 1.,- ll...ir ;l.r,.lts III llllltM'-k.VlierS. .nil, i. ...... . , The real utility of this article will at , inc.; lie seen HV Uiosc nnsi iiii.-n and we predict" for it a large sale. Kv ery housekeeper in the land will want one. i:..i.i.. I...I,. .r cri.iilleiuan wish- jWI ll-ll. i'i.- r ... in' remunerative employment, would lo well to secure the agency f..r this.. unity, which can be done by enclosing a stamp for descriptive circular ami u iii.-. ... ItliOYVN' A: CO.. Cnmd Hotel lluilding. Cincinnati, O i,r..:n. ni-nann o nn H ,H L.V.V tPAKU & LU.. F ' Uivttlo CnwL'. aile-n. .ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE ""VIBRATOR" THRESHING MACHINERY. THE 3l4rfW;V Or-In-atij-. T!m-ftTlnjr. Xlnn. Pjn4 all rttr.tr $ K-rHvTcrt,Pert'rt CWalnj, STEIM lnniTlIii-f-lr.Sr-'i'."y- Vt& Un.rar.uc.lui' . H 1. UNiinnirt. OUK rnrlrsTnl fl-ati l!irfhr ieln. bh PtjM. tmt Trll. . llt V.V.-. .!' Ifl. 13-at.. Ut b.tv.1 cru r BuL cr Lia. THE roiTIRKTiirt-tlnj i:p" (unit nrl'n Irr i Hi. liw. 111 ftKounl) rn n tj 1- F.tT HrU iTtD tj Ik.-: tolTOrt l llo niIS It.Vs.ru Tttll nit fcbmlt ILr nor. VT mn- .f Cr!n ni the Isfrtkn wt ilone 1 !l otl-r nv.l. tcmcii.'Wi4.IVillfrw. NOT Onlt Vmtlr Snprrtor for Wht.0al. BirVr. Rt. mml lite finlK. tot til- Hlt Sorrm. fil TtrtlT In" Kill, TlwlhT. MI1W. Cter. jod E-i"Ir- o "alifcmcat" cr rvfcimc" X Tiinroaah t.'ortmimvlilp. Etfirant FinWi. rrtvlUa t Part . Cnca.m.. t Lqalpar.ete oar - ViiEiTca TtrtsLrr OulCU are Ikmtvi. rii"R Size- ftf SpuriiU-r 31 nl-. Ksn.ttii ttn i tJw ! r If- ki?, af-l l-o f 1 .Wf r. IIr- JV rs to BVi II 1C10P Partlraljrt. Call on oir If-an r vrilsuiu tur lUtutnUil Clrcidr, v&kh vr trail tn Manufactory REED ORGANS r nie World! r: POWER, C'cmlnc.l vltri Purity of Tone, Durability AXT Finish, tiiusi: ;ORGANS akj: lOiiiVALED! by m Without Do:nu-Tho Getter Way. HOLIWAN LIVER & AGUE PAD AXD Medicinal Absorptive BODY & FOOT PLASTERS and ABSORPTION SALT ior Medicated Foot Baths. CO Tl.c rcmcilir. which xre the sole exponentof the Cure by Absorption at Appoint ta Dan lnjr. hare been protcl the chejpeU ap.l Moat Effectual Remedy for all Diseases Ariaing from Malaria or a Unordered Stomach cr Liver. anil iTisa well-known tact that nearly all the diseases fecalUr to the human system can be traced directly or indirectly to these two organ ittitirierlcn.-i Cases, l'lnally Ac Itnowlectitctl to tm llcyonti tlte Rcncli of aietllclne. lutve tieen Saved tinder the ailltl Action of These HcmcUlcs Alone. ThellOLWAM Ijvkk Tad Co.'s Remedies are ml. I only It their Acent. who are competent to pive full ailvice and intelliceta directions as to their application. Those desiring to adopt the treatment will always find any of the Company's representative jij;ents ready to give free consulta tion at their offices or by Idler. 4 Thf public ts earnestly cautioned aqatmt imitations and spurious articles springing up alt ocer the country. VCc stihrnit a few names of the most prominent citizens of Louis for reference, who have used the remedies in Iticir families r I'Hor. 1. A. Loomis. JI. D., Laryngitis. Hox. Thomas nicnesos, Dysprnsia. Ia-mes Dameki.iS N. 3 l. Chronic Hheumatism. IZ. Nicnovs, 519 FranUlin Avew (Sastmdynia. IIokace Stone, C19 locust St., Catarrh and Chronic IjerTiouhlcs. Cuts. II. IUck.SioN. Main St., Chronic Chillv JdsEru C. CAUOT(firmof Chase Jt Cabot), Chronic Malaria. Jno. S. GirriK, Mercantile Agency, Acute Neuralgia. DESCRIPTIVE PRICE LIST. REOULAR PAD $2x0; Incipient diseases, first stages Chills and Fever, etc. SPECIAL PAD $3.00; Chronic Livcrand Stom ach Disorders, and Malaria. SPLEEN BELT-$ico; Enlarged Spleen and liver and Chill Cake. INFANT PAD-Sljo: Preventive and Cove of Cholera Infantum and Sum mer Complaints. "I Auxiliaries for Xer- BODY PLASTERS 50c vous and Cirenlative Troubles, throwing otT obstmctkins ana remitting pains. Auxiliary fur Colds, Sick lieidachs,mimb nc of cxtreuiities, tic. FOOT pair 50c ABSORPTION SALT-i box, 15c; 6 boxes. $! JJ. For further informationastodisea.es reached by the Pad and its Auxiliaries, consult our pam phlet. Ad.lie.t, 1IOLMAN I.IVIiK IAI CO., Roomt t dad 3, Sisjtr HMj; iU Luuis JI Madison Disponsnry, ...i t x rtttrl? .s'f.. rhtenao.IU. .tin. Ttll.t tow, h,.1 -TO itr nirVe 'MtlMUlMI tllKIIMC UlsUhiS U both ..tr, .rxi T. he k.LT. ralv.Ttlv. lilCILIll.rn. Mtul lcj mm rrine unittMt. runrs IIS HIK I lis. A... rnvtrnnc JIlREI.ca ,1 a linrt u. rtn b rii.w ao-1 rrw. !i 111. iiuhM .:l ink 011 rt t riii"iiM.. ra urj iap. iiiis-rKyiP..ii avSIUI.l. WWl.w.rpiwnT.111""- CiiM'llilATItU ratM.r I'm.. i. L1111 MfHi jVlocts Cw aampta luilif GumiAx. bvE-tf-A- tin. NO BUSINESS PAYS AS WELL! As Bonnie Well with Ihe Tltlln Well limine; and Kok Drllllne Machine. The Labor is all done bv HousK rowKB. lo (SO per day ea.llr mado hrnd lor Book. Jtc free. J r oOMl-i A NYMAN. Tlffln. O. j3 13 ft IncludlShpotlngOutrit rt3iMn.fveryuun warranted. BWBHW S)Uug&r&.bMxa ft Brovfc sc. Liau OPIUM cunt. I-lM;MU'Ur.S-ft4sU-tf MARRIAQ SEGRETS&: ntarriedflihttaeecwtrav' ilttiuxtn&rritZPtriottU knCU Smoke the Best i r5yyr THE GENUINE THE CENUINE Ml OF Hi M'STCBAK1.. HLDiKF, DrEflS."i- A TRAft. ApU-rantM.irr!s:-nrfx lorltlnaje. rW: Jcaiu fro. A4i.-tn3.T0IT it CO. St Iasi.Xv. Trirat JfMptuI. 33 W-Cy3pcUlfy.ali rrlTSf.ClirMk and rmal DLw-tart. C"Ur'vi frr irrv. rvi tw MInr Vr MtuW f mliker r-l. J Ll- 'rtv r'ls J 1-t b. x- l'rlrto liifmnL Ior7 f Msrrlmjtv. Or mf Tta &b eM-w im i 1im t t Iwt. trie. Smb. t,StVtw-9 t-- c"4 ta-te iet n&urmtf-kt. ltr Mtla ! N-frw pmtll.hM. bnU? C7JlWr. Pr. A. G. oLTf.3 Urt Rc a OS C3 CO I (-v rr.lI.U PLATKD WATC EM.Ctwl V inth' knon wurH. Sample mavi.Tt to aJAi;tnU. JuliZU. A. CoCLTXi t Co.. Uiki PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE TO!. SnSHATTOEHCEA. XiTK I SEMINAL PASTILLE" A Valuable iMacov rj tral Jxjrnct cctjn-lr Vtw tixtpMHirrlyrftrrl ire nny tor Ihe prrir ami rrmtntat Cue ot Saminal Zmlatlrnfl s Zxapotcncy br tl uljr lixrj way. intr "Direct ArltAlln ta thceriiia cfptl fWt ef l'e lHraf. rctlnx by Alrtticm. tmt r-nsitJi-ilieihflurnrwtMtt'ieCemlaal Vesiclea "Ela nlitory Iact,Vrot.to UlaudamlUrcthr. Tbe mm ol lh Rrmrtlj a'tcmtnl vuUno paincr laconwntcwT, it i utrekly d!tkTril anl wn tittitd. fTvCot aa lmn?'at KxMhim ad rMtormtitr effort vfantitt m.x at ami ncrr ut rai.Lxatwrn fxirrtnt fmra rtf-iba ami eicerf. l'rpinS vie drGtatrjn ti trm, nrnf inf iris m.liX'l to hra'tf Mtaotind mcmciT, rrovh ihe Dlranesa of SlffHt. Hcrvou rcbtltty, Canftutaa ef Meaa. Arersicn toSoc-cty. 22cXc.wi tb ppaf iwr nf prcraotnre old aro wmar.r mirnj,c tait tfrnb. aafd rrtttrlnx efrrt Ztmri Vlartsr. jrr k h hrvii dArmanC totynrs. Tbia motir of trfatmnit u Ruorl tbeti-tUn rrrj ktkb car,aiKl U rxr a-yrw.ootifra tvtsa. Dtmss art t mnrh prrKTihrd In thcM tTurtirs ml, at r.tinr cvit b-ar witma to. vftTi Bnt Htl U a 4 pcrirMnrTTtwKL Tjtt tt Tiontrmr abotU Vi'u I'rrpara I inn. Prart a I -brra' Wi mMl h ff nrt v armaran rce thai Is will girc aatiafaettoa. Pwrtar tW rUht yttn that it haithwn.ti Jtiil w, vr Juw UmmmmU m inttrmraiaU ai t- hi valuf, l H fa now coer4 rd by t'iM Krdiral rrufrsvm tr be the vmm nt oaal mean 7t liTrrrml ol rcarhlnx ami cwrin thU vrry prrv lent Vonkir. tilt la wrfl anown U be the ranaraciiMC mtarryitM nitny, and nrtnn vtutni qvtaeka V"? wit Si r hr Ir i nostrnmaaml biff feea-Tbe- llntdjl-'ju la a ml bvr. fTrni l Ial a icanih. ami aM m a plain wrapper by msil -aIS f-T SXTo boir. (m&rt U rJTrt t a Prrmrrr I ir I a nrrrrp cac) fft Ttrrr buTca lattrmz ibrre fnll rraiith- wli! trm rr?,Um. iM more ifcuntn the vnrt cr. 1 7 Ftrtl DlJUArriC'S'rS afornilriff willaerempany ZACU. OX. V Fetid e r. IVaerlpriT PampMi-t rtrrtf AwJwlglTV m IKnTratUTi.whllXiIl ronxinn th tv Krpiics' fat thrj tanbZ t prVct manbocxi. aj4 1 lrtri Tor IN 4uf f Tl . nut w It nrrr aJftl. W ?rr t Sri'il for flampto inrona. SoTd OrXTlVth HARRIS REWEDY CO. MPaCHEJaHSVS. Market and HIK.SH. ST. LOWS MO. 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(CUiaMU ffn enn.lMifiaL inJ i-tt.- aw ne-.mfMle lal IravkTv anwrrel witrHMit rbarTe.) Addreaai Dr. Butta' Dspea iary.X3N. 8iN-t-,i;.LiiTMt. (Satabllshed 1847 (Pit. IIITT5 Jnvltrt all perm nflertfre; rrom X ni nCKK t ptpI bim tlwir aunn and addf, 1 and heretty aiirea lhetn tltat Ibew Wl'l learn m Ayer's Ague Cure, For 3?orcr and Axue, Iatermtttent Pover, Chill Fever, Ecmiltcnt F.rcr, Dumb Afrua, rrriodical or Bilious Fever, &c, and indeed all tho aflfcetiona which arise from malarious, marsh, cr mias- Z P0J3COT. TtiUNa nimpiiiiml rrm.!y.pr'ro-r.lwl:h rli-nlilie .kill fO'tn ttc-lal.1.- i; en ilir"!. lilth nrrly falls t run- tin- Mtinl ra-r. ft hills al Kerr r an.1 Ihe cutir.uiui I .tb. rd. r-s h a rvrocdy lhc ms-ii!W ..f lhc p.,.p!. I.i nuilail 1U dMrirU .Imiamt. Il snat liurity ' r any iitlur mntielnr vH .iie.-t:nd f. rlbuenr .f Inlrimiilrnl. i, liiat it ramtairr r tirbr or rcimral. a:kl Ikw l take it rr- fnr fnim it-lncrr .f .iiiiiiiMii or ary ln.iurk,il-.fl-....and ar- a-. 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Cl ac, wbfeh rurr ll n all tlitr, aiidpriil.-nllwyi.t.n fnil fHllircmlarti. . a pmmllvp, Ir la ef limmur unlr I i!mo nininiimlllr lim- Krv. r an.1 tern- pt.saih, a. it .t.-iystlicv"- .-l..llttrtil rf lilt- War If l.-tke-l "ii llic iirl appr.Mti "f r" rmtidi.-ty .j m;. Kn.. Tr." rll. r a-kl t.w.rary r.biil aro llili. rml.le.1 til defy tl"'' dbwolrrs an.1 few sill rut Hitler if li-y wll iIhiiu.Iv.i. if Ukj .nucti:i '.Vis rti.u Jy t!S-rZ. Fur I.lvrr r...i:jili 'ii'. rtMi'C 1m ,.rpi.tily,i: I aHilvrrbct .11 .Ihimlilt ' lllUrr-l lit.. hrt!- xwr;, pi.-lnr.-. niai-y uai-tiaVle i.r. mtM-n. Prepared' by Dr. Ji C yor k Co., rmcllr-l n.l Ai.-'y"'! 'limll. mirri :. i. s-atlv rr Alt. i""-'- A.J.i''- Dr.A.fi.flLIN'Siip tVrj.tmr l-tgi IMltwIi."""' lleWIIIT. rm STc feu-Mr-. K'..ejfc U"; l.,il J w.i KK! '-:"31'r ..h-.-km bL 11. UnM .i . 1 prltalc kw. r v?" 1 r.. .k. s. 1 iiir.sinr. lh.1.!. 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