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IT SUTES! I Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansmfl You EverHad-Don't Lose a Day" Work! makesyou Blck; you lose C a,omeI makesyou Blck; you lose . day's work. Calomel is quicksilver and It salivates; calomel Injures your liver. If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish and all knocked out, if your bowels are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour, just take a spoon ful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening, salivating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing. your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working. You'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition. Your druggist or dealer sells you a EO-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone ECZEHA! Money back without question If Hr.VT'S CURE fails in the treatment of ITCH. ECZEMA, HINT. WORM,TETTER or other Itching skin diseases. Price SOc at druggists, or direct from al.Richards Medicine Co. .Sherman Tei. IF YOU HAVE, '* po appetite, Indigestion, Flatulence, SÏck Headache, "all run down" or losing flesh, you will fin d Tuft's Pills |u»t what you need. They tone up the weak stomach end build up the flagging energies. Ioldfor47 year*. For Malaria, Chills ind Fever. Also a Floe General Itren^thcnin^ Tonic. a0c o£m*iZUi' m WOISE FISHERY ~IS~ OLD ine of Least Known Industries Has Been in Existence at Cape Hat teras for 200 Years. Onc of the oldest and least-known idustries in America is the porpoise shery which has he»en operated from ape Hatterns in North Carolina for bout 200 years. It should attain an nu.suul prosperity in the next few ears, for the bureau of fisheries is rging more general use of .porpoise Ides in place of cowhides. It is an scellent leather, and could undoubt lly he used more widely. Heretofore the» most valuable prod ct of the fishery has been the oil hich is extracted from the jaws of te porpoise, and is worth about $-0 gallon. It is universally used for j ibricating watches and other very del ate mechanisms. The body blubber j ; also valuable. Attempts to manu- j icture fertilizer etut of the carcass ' ve failed because of the distance >m a fued supply. The porpoise are taken at Hatteras seines, operated from the» shore, and is probably the only place in Amer i where this has ever been done eccssfully. During the fall, winter d spring many porpoises are seen f the South Atlantic coast, and at ittcras they come within a few bull ed yards of the surf. They are ken by spreading seines stbout -00 rds outside the surf lines. As soon the porpoises have come inside the ines. they are dragged ashore. Often whole school of these sea creatures taken In a single haul. Conversation in the Smart Set. Hiss Binkley—And so you prefer •toring to riding ! Mrs. Blankley—Oh, ever so much, î ran over a silly old woman jes 'day, and do you know, I wasnt a nervous. in elect ricully heated incubator for > production of bacteria has been reloped by a Salt Lake City scien POSTUM A wholesome table beverage with winning flavor. Used every where by folks who find that coffee dis agrees. 'There's a Reason' „eu er pe , eonili m ^ Will Olnn n a ... guarantee mat It wm clean your sluggish liver better an nasty calomel; it won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being Ballvated. Your druggist guarantees that each spoonfu* *ill start your liver, clean your howela and straighten you up by morning or you can have your money back. Chil dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because it is pleasant tasting and doesn't gripe or cramp or make the« sick. I am selling millions of bottles of Dod son s Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, vegetable, liv er medicine takes the place of danger ous calomel. I3uy one bottle on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask your druggist or storekeeper about me. Adv. Don't be blind to the virtues of un enemy or the shortcomings of a friend. Indigestion produces dtsvgrvrabir and •ornetimpa alarming aymptoma. Wright's Indian Vegetable Pill* stimulate the diges tive processes to function naturally. Adv. Damning Description. She—What's lie like? —Oh, he's the kind of a fellow that counts the eigarets in a box. WOMAN'S CROWNING GLORY is her hair. If yours is streaked with ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use *'La Cre ole" Hair Dressing and change It in the natural way. Price $1.00.—Adv. Not Like Home. The bright hoy in khaki was dilating on the woes of army life. "Yes," he said to his old mother, "we don't get much in the way of fancy foods, or anything like that. Our camp cook's nil right on stows and soup, hut lie can't go beyond them. The other day you know, when I went back, I took a cucumber with me that I was going to share with one or two of the hoys. I gave it to the cook and asked him to get it ready for us, and what d'you think he did with it? Put it in tin» oven and baked It." "Oh, poor boy !" said the fond moth er. "A pity I couldn't have been there to look after you. I'd have boiled it lovely for you !" 4 j Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of j orchard white, shake well, und y«'U j have a quarter pint of the best freckle ' and tan lotion, and complexion beau Lemon Juice ForFreckles Girls! Make beauty lotion at home for a few cents. Try it! tifier, at very, very small cost. Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply three ounces of orchard white for a few cents. Massage thhe sweetly fra grant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day and see how freckles and blemishes disappear and how clear, soft and white the skin be comes. Yes ! It is harmless. Adv. An Illuminating Postcard. A young girl of plebeian ancestr> achieved fame as an actress in Lon don. Feeling the necessity, however, of a rest from her labors, she wrote to her uncle, a police sergeant of a coun try village, asking him If she might come and stay with him to recuperate. She ended her note: "Please send a I*. C. to say if I may come." A few days later her landlady rushed upstairs with an awestricken coun tenance—a policeman wanted her ' The girl descended with an ominous feel ing at her heart, says London Tit-Bits. "If you please, miss," said the stolid being who confronted her, eyeing her with stern disapproval, "I'm the P. C. what you asked your uncle to send. but" I may as well tell you straight away as I'm a respectable married man. Your uncle's prepared to take von in if you're willing to make your self useful—teed the pig, clean his of 'flee and the two cells." i ——— - Easy to Remedy. Jones was always complaining of his wife's memory. "She can never remember anything," said he. "It's awful!" "My wife was just as bad," said Brown, "till I found out u capital re cipe." "What is it?" asked Jones, eagerly. "Why," said Brown, "whenever there's anything particular I want the missus to remember I write it on a slip of paper and gum it on the looking glass." Jones is now a contented man. Fifty-Fifty. Bernard was present at a dinner par ty, in which some of the guests brought ,5,'eir children. One little girl wanted to play with Bernard's toys, hut he was selfish and wouhln t let her. "Now, Bernard," said mother, "you must he a little gentleman." "Yes," said he, "but she must be a lady." ^ The knocker's chief joy in life seems to be to see somebody else fail. There is no place like tome—when a man is broke. War in Europe Finds an Echo on the Bowery •:w YORK.—The war drawing room or a Bowery saloon, it N' world conflict as a favorable >|n< s on every lip. Whether It Is a Fifth avenue oeeupnnts invariably turn to the T discussion, and frequently the argument waxes hot. and vehement. Michael Oinanski. twenty, a laborer, of 340 Bowery; Nicholas Romanoff, twenty two. of "23 BowéVy, and John Schultz, twenty-two, of the same address, met in a Bowery saloon. Although of dif ferent nationalities they had been friends for a long time. When drinks were ordered and served and glasses • linked Ginunski turned to the Rus sian and said: "A man with the name of Roman off should not drink with one by the name of Schultz, especially at this time.' Then a discussion of the war Started, ami in less time than it takes to tel! it the interior of that saloon re sembled a bombed section of Reims. The combatants went to it with the ferocity of tigers, and every man In the place was taking either a healthy wallop or a vicious ki< k at everybody else. All were impartial in the delivery of their blows. It was a ease of whenever a head bobbed up to knock if down. In the heat of battle Ginunski cried out that he had been stabbed. Schultz and Romanoff dived for the door, hut were stopped by other com batants. An automobile» filled with secret service men was passing and hear ing the uproar in the saloon they stopped. 'Ihey arrested Schultz and Roma noff and sent in a call for an ambulance. Then they piled their prisoners in the car and started for police head quarters. Patrolman Powers of the» Fifth street station, who had just heard of the light, ran up and. thinking the» two combatants were being spirited a\\a> by friends, ]e»ape»el on the running hoard of tin* ear and with pistol drawn ordered the chauffeur to stop. Explanations followed and all went to the jx.lice station. Giuanski will recover. The two prisoners were charged with felonious assault and held in Si..500 hail each. Up-to-Date Settlement of Matrimonial Tangles H AVRE. MONT.—When a man falls in love with another man's wife, usually there's a shooting affray, remarks the Detroit Free Press. And. again, man's husband better than her 1 LOVE YOU LOTS WORB'n W OTHER WIFE — jit Y0l/85 when a woman gets to liking another own there's the deuce to pay. But not so here! When Mrs. T. \V. Turcotte, wife of a prominent Havre lawyer, felt she loved the husband of Mrs. Henry Jordan better than her own mate she didn't hide the matter. Nor did Mrs. Henry Jordan when she fell in love with Mr. Turcotte. Nor did Mr. Jordan when lit» be came fonder of Mrs. Turcotte than of his own wife. Their way out of an unusual love tangle was to trade wives and husbands. Mrs. Jordan agreed to swap her husband to Mrs. Turcotte in exchange for Mr. Turcotte with nothing to hoot. The husbands were willing enough to he traded. In fact, they were well along ou a plan to trade wives with each other. Bo. instead of any killing or unwritten-law defenses <>r suits for aliena tion of affection, there evolved two unique matrimonial trades. The Jordans and Tureottes agreed to get divorces. Divorce decrees were granted them at Boulder Hot Springs. Then the former Mrs. Jordan became the new Mrs. Turcotte, and the former Mrs. Turcotte became the new Mrs. Jordan. The two couples stood up together at the ceremony, and the friendliest relations exist between them. Now they are living again as neighbors in all good fellowship. Before the divorces the Jordans and Tureottes were next door neighbors, It was then the husbands and their wives concluded they were wrongly mated and decided to back out of their matrimonial alliances and start anew. Both couples lmd children, each a hoy and girl. After the matrimonial swap one couple took the two boys and the other took the two girls. r l ills gives each father and mother one own child and a stepchild. Beer Mask Proved Antidote for Ammonia Fumes D ETROIT.—"The Germans have taken Bates street and have pushed as far cast as headquarters. They are gassing the Gold Dollar bar and the chop suey joint." The ice man tints reported a sad incident Monday afternoon at police headquarters. Over in the alley that runs west from Farmer street, between Monroe avenue and Bates street, a battle continued with unabated fury, as the war offices say. Somewhere down in the depth of the chop suey emporium an ammonia pipe on the refrigerating plant had sprung a leak. An ice wagon horse, left to an unkind fate, sneezed until his ofkeckrein broke. His mate's eyes flowed until little puddles bathed his heartless driver poured hoofs. Tin copious tears into a tall shell in the adjoining saloon. Except for the weeping horses the alley was empty for over an hour. Inspector James Sproat volun teered to cross the street and direct the operations of relief, hut one whiff from the alley sent him hack to the highest step of tin* headquarters grand stairway. By four o'clock the leak had reached such proportions that several passing Harper and Fourteenth cars were seen to shake as with a fit. But one of these shuddering vehicles brought the man who solved the problem. He was a negro who used to work in an ammonia factory in Cincinnati, Entering the bar he ordered a burlap sack soaked with beer. Wrapping the dipping sack around his face "Ammonia Bill" went into the cellar, "Send down another sack, 'n soak It well," he called up in about five niinutes. The stick went down and the first one came up—dry as flint. Half a dozen times the brew-dripping bags went down and came up dry. Bv that i times the fumes had disappeared. The proprietor of the cafe invited the ammonia plumber to have a couple without having to wring them out, and traffic was resumed. Food Conservation Vitally Interests the Movies /-HICAGO._Now it is proposed to Hooverize the drama. Thomas n. Inco, U member of the food commission of the National Association of the Motion Picture Industry, in a telegram to Chuck Czar Hoover recommends the elimi nation during the war of scenes in t)3j thfy CAh'r EXPECT ACUY TO BE FUNNY ivn-HouT Twwviif A PIE - KW _ THEY—? motion pictures and plays calling for the use of food. He estimates the food wasted in such scenes amounts annually to several hundred thousand dollars. It's a blow to art, no doubt of that. What will the comedians do without custard pies to throw? Picture the desolation of Fatty Arbuckle when lie is told that he mustn't peal pota toes with an electric fan. How will Charlie Chaplin exist without hurling a ere»,m puff into the face of a policeman every morning? And then, too, what about the more or less legitimate drama? Really there will be no use for the pestered heroine to put on her black shawl and, sniffling into her soggy handkerchief, go out into the hitter night where the property snow is failing, unless she can leave a roast turkey-on the dining-room table with a lot of wolves around it about to pounce on the bird. What will be done about the banquet scene in "Macbeth? Must Gobbo g ive up his apple? Shall Jack Falstaff drink his cup o' slack without a toast in't? Shall the good knight's boon companions, Nyro, Bardolph and Pistol, lusty trenchermen all, go unlined with capon? 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First and foremost, full electric equipment (Wagner 2- unit type starting and lighting system); high-speed Con tinental motor; demountable rims; 30 inch by 3 inch tires; 3- speed transmission; Hyatt quiet bearings; Fedders honeycomb radi ator; smart stream-line body; Atwater-Kent ignition system; cantilever type vanadium steel springs of extra length and strength; Schebler carburetor; dry plate clutch and twenty further features of costly car quality. Price, now, $395, t o. b. Detroit. Saxon "Six" $935, l o. b. Detroit Saxon Motor Car Corp., Detroit See your local dealer NOW or write to ua direct Responsible representatives wanted in all open territory. Cutting Down Gossip. "How do you suppose some people j spent their spare time before motion pictures were invented?" "I don't like to appear unkind to ; those persons, but before they started s to spending practically all of their leisure moments In photoplay houses they knew a great deal more about ; their neighbors' private affairs than j they do now." Left Them Outside. "Where are your manners, sir?" asked the crusty business man <■*' a stranger who unceremoniously rushed into his private office. "I left them out in the main office," answered the irate called, "where I was insulted by two or three of your impudent clerks." A new rapid-printing machine for photographers will make lo.ooo prints In a day from negatives. STOP THOSE SHARP SHOOTING PAINS "Femenina ' is the wonder worker for all female disorders. Price $i .oo and 50c. Adv. Why isn't the golden rule an excuse for the girl who wants to propose? After a woman reaches a certain age she never mentions it. When Vour Eyes Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy Ko Smarting — Jnst Bye Comfort. 60 cents at PrncEtna or mall. 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