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TMI OKMTAUM COUP
Spring Run of Distemper
MAY BE WHOLLY AVOIDED BY USING
IlCDnHNC" A small outlay of money brings very
jrUlllij great results. It Is a sure cure and a
preventive if you use it as per directions. Simple, safe
and sure. The J1 size is twice the quantity and an ounce
more than the 50c size. Get your horses in best condition
for late spring and summer. . All druggists, harness deal
ers or manufacturers.
SI'OIIIY MEDICAL CO., Manufacturer», Goshen, Ind.
Strategy.
Officer — Conscientious objections?
Rubbish. If you were to come home
and find your wife fighting a burglar,
wouldn't you interfere?
"No, sir! I'd leave the burglar to
his fate."—Life.
BREAD WITHOUT SALT IS TASTELESS
A medicine chest without Magic Ar
nica Liniment is useless. Best of all
liniments for sprains, swellings,
bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia.
Three sizes, 25c, 50c and $1.00.—Adv.
Thee best remedy for an evil is to
abolish that evil.
MEAT TASTES
BETTER COOKED
tastes much
And tobacco now
better toasted
You'll know this when you
smoke the famous Lucky Strike
cigarette, the real Burley cigarette.
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who, *
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men—s
of the city ' V.^,.
these who
III.tiki (>f the
imvy. Their v< v ? -
kine-infested seas iik
# d; their bodies must b
fhe proper nuurishmenqg^gj develop and Seal
tobacco flavor.
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a German hombnrdine
tbl« district Is well
*4gtitfui owners.
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Lucky Meeting.
She—Tee-hee; it seems strange that
we never met before.
He—Yes, accidents will happen.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulatediver and bowela Ad.
It's a great pity that some animals
can't talk and some men can.
Granulated Eyelid«. Stle». Inflamed TT/ta
relieved over night by Roman Eye Balsam.
On« trial proves It« merit. Adv.
Be careful to develop your talents.
Charles Dickens.
Bowser's
Villa
Folks Call It Something
Else
•••••••••••••••••••••••••*
(Copyright, 1917. by tho McClure Newspa
per Syndicate.)
By M. QUAD.
About midafternoon tho Bowser prem
lsos were lnvailed by three or Tour
strenge men. Two of them brought
ladders and the others cans of paint
and jugs of turpentine and oil. Mrs.
Bowser when she had recovered a lit
tle from the invasion tried to make
the men understand that they had
made a big mistake.
"Oh, no, Mrs. Bowser," replied the
leader of the gang. "I have known
Mr. Bowser for three years and I've
boon l»y tills place a thousand times.
There is no mistake here."
"But what is all this stuff for?" she
protested.
"It looks as if Mr. Bowser was go
ing to do some painting. He didn't
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"Thirty People Gathered in Front of the House."
hire us to do It, hut said that he bad
his own ideas to carry out. If he
hasn't said anything to you he will
probably tell you all about it this eve
ning. He made us promise to have
everything over here before four
o'clock and everything is here. He
can get up at four o'clock in the morn
ing and go right at work."
If Mrs. Bowser had not had a sweet
temper she would have spent the rest
of the afternoon in kicking over
chairs and discharging the cook. Mr.
Bowser hadn't said a word about re
painting the house. He had preserved
the strictest secrecy about the enter
prise. The house did not need re
painting nnd the idea of having him
daubing around for n week or two was
.unbearable. She made no outright
demonstrations, however, but that eve
ning would bring the talk.
Mr. Bowser came home at the usual
time and took a look into the side
yard before entering the house. He
realized that Mrs. Bowser had seen
the outfit and must suspect his evil
design, but he entered the house with
a flourish and did a lot of talking in
the next five minutes. In fact, he did
all the talking during the dinner and
a great deal more than was neces
sary. He was putting the explana
tion off as long as possible, but it had
to come when they reached the fam
ily room.
"Now, then," said Mrs. Bowser, as
6he straightened up and set her Jaw,
"why did you have those men bring
all the things this afternoon?"
"Why, my dear," said Mr. Bowser,
in an oily voice, "I uni going to do
a little painting. Didn't I speuk about
It a week or so ago? This is glorious
weather for outside painting and I
am anxious to be at the work."
"Mr. Bowser, this house does not
need any paint on it," firmly replied
Mrs. Bowser.
"You may not think so, but thou
sands of other people do. I am al
most ashamed to turn at the gate
and look at it. Besides, I have an
other object in view. How long have
we lived in this house?"
"About fifteen years," was the reply.
"And it has been of the same color
ever since. The house is red brick
and the woodwork painted white.
That's tho way most of the houses
on the block are. There is a dread
ful monotony about it. I had ulmost
as soon walk through a cemetery as
along this block."
"Then your object is to change the
color?" queried Mrs. Bowser.
"There shall be a complete change,
my dear. You won't know the place
when I get through with it. You
know what a villa is, don't you?
Well, there is not a villa within half
a mile of us. I am going to make one
of our house."
"Are you going to get a bunch of
carpenters up here to tear this house
all to pieces?" was demanded.
"Oh, no, no. There will be no car
penters and there will he no other
painters beside myself. I shall make
a villa, of it by the way I paint it
and thousands of people will stop to
admire."
Mr. Bowser was up long before tho !
sun next morning ami getting a milk j
man to help him raise the longost lad- ■
j
der he mounted to the roof ami made ;
a closer inspection. While ho was do- j
ing this a painter brought a sign about !
ten feet long and hung it on the fence. ,
It read: "The Bowser Villa."
During breakfast Mrs. Bowser was
very quiet and Mr. Bowser was in ;
too much of a hurry to do any talk- j
ing. As soon as he had finished he {
began carrying ills material to the roof j
and in a little while he was ready to !
begin Ills hard work. The cap, or top J
of the chimney for u foot downward, i
was painted a dark blue. Then fol- !
lowed a strip of red and a strip of
green came next to it. Then there
was more dark blue down to the shin
gles. Mr. Bowser came down the lad
der and surveyed the house from the
sidewajk. His art work was just boss ;
no landscape painter could have i
equaled it. The sign on the fence was |
simply magnificent. The half a dozen !
people who passed and repassed Mr. j
Bowser didn't utter a word of praise. !
In fact, some of them sniggered with
contempt. This was scarcely noticed !
by the great painter, and he went hack
to his work highly elated. The stripes
on tin* opposite chimney were revrsed. j
Instead of beginning witii dark blue lie !
began with red. Just as lie had fin
! ished and was about to take another
! survey a man came along and pro
duced a piece of chalk from his pocket
and made the sign read, "The Bowser
Villain." Then he called up:
"Hello, old man. is the villain at j
home?"
"What do you mean, sir?" demanded j
Mr. Bowser.
"I want to wring his neek for him
for setting up a barber shop on this
street."
Mr. Bowser hastened down the lad
der, but the man moved on, but an
other man replaced him, and they kept
coming und halting until thirty people
were gathered in front of the house.
They took Mr. Bowser for a house
painter, and he had to listen to such
remarks as:
"Why, the man must be a fool !"
"What donkey lives here, any
how?"
"Is it going to be a barber shop
or a Coney Island pop-corn foun
dry ?"
"Villa! Villa! Why. it looks more
like a chicken coop! There ought to
jIMfyim!
"Mr. Bow&er Was Up Long Before the
Sun."
be a committee formed to give the
idiot notice that we can't put up with
such a thing on this street. It will re
duce the price of real estate 25 per
cent."
Mr. Bowser went up the ladder and
began on the third chimney, but his
heart was not In his work. After the
four stones, thrown by unseen hands,
had landed on the roof near him, he
carried his material down to tho
ground and entered the house, and,
without a word to Mrs. Bowser, who
sat weeping, he changed into his busi
ness suit and left the house. An hour
later three painters were at work wip
ing the first paint off the chimneys and
repainting them the original color.
Two hoys took away the sign hanging
on the fence and nailed it over a stable
door, and the incident was closed—all
but the damage to Mr. Bowser's feel
ings. He had set out to beautify the
street, and the people wouldn't have
it. He wanted a villa, but the public
wouldn't stand for it. He wnntod to
do some art work that should live after
him. and he had been abused as if he
had stolen a whole flock of sheep.
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Peruna Relieved
My Cough
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Mrs. Gertie Ebhardt, 219 East First
St., Kewanee, Illinois, writes:
"I have taken sir bottles of your
Peruna for a cough, and I am ail
well. I went over to see a neigh
bor one day and I had a terrible
cough and my eyes were sore. She
pave me half a bottlo of Peruna last
November, and It did me so much
pood that I bought a bottle, and then
when I had finished that I got an
other, and so on until I have taken
almost sir bottles and I fool like a
now woman. I am fifty-nine years
I Feel as
I Did
Twenty
Years Ago.
Old, and Since I have taken the Pe
runo. I fed ns I did twenty years
ago I will alwaya keep Peruna in
my house." ____ _
Those who object to liquid medi
cines can secure Peruna tablets.
TION
IS HUMANITY'S GREATEST FOE . toevery
ft is always a terror to old people and a menace at some time or" n ° , u( j er j ng
human being, young or old. It is the forerunner of more ills and »uttering
of NATURE'S DANCER SIGNAIS
allowed to go unheeded. At the very first indication o co P ,h; 9
TLTTS LIVER PILLS which for 72 years has been successfully u8ed * ,
most prevalent of all disorders. For e&lc by druggists and ea ers ev
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Tutt's Liver Pills
Franklin Blackleg Vaccine
This seal Is our word of honor and »our
protection. If It Is not on the label of
• very bottle don't use it Only the origi
nal varr.os this signature.
DENVER. COI.O. WICHITA. K ANS.
AMARILLO. TEX FT WORTH.TEX.
OKLAHOMA CITY, OKI.A.
Mads by Dr. O. M. Franklin, the Originator
Hold» the record of immunizing m->re than a
Half Million C»ive» ngnin.t Blackleg
— onlv one handling of each calf —has
stood the test of time — easy and safe to
use — cannot jjivo the disease to calves or
spread it in pastures.
Leading cattlemen use it exclusively and
recommend it to their friends — ask any
of them or write to the nearest office f<>c
references and free Booklet on Blackleg.
KANSAS BLACKLEG SERUM CO.
Virgin of Fate.
"When I began business," said the
plutocrat wearily, "I made a solemn
vow that when I had made an even
million I would quit."
"But you've made that many times
over," said the other man, "and still
you are accumulating."
"That's the curse of it. Whenever 1
think I've made an even million I find
on figuring it up it's either a little
mon* or a little less, and I've got to
renew* the heartrending struggle."
And the unfortunate man sighed heav
ily.
or
the
"HELPED ME
RIGHT AWAY"
Kentucky Lady Says Two Bottles
of Cardui Surprised Her by
Acting So Quickly.
"Relief, Ky.—Mrs. Sarah M. Hill, of
this place, writes: "I can't praise Car
dui too much, for It is a wonderful
medicine for women.
Eight years ago, I began to feel not
quite so well ns usual ... I was
not able to do anything. It seemed
like I was dwindling away, and kept
getting more puny every day. I was
weak nnd pale and could not stand on
my feet long ... I had no doctor
but I knew by my feelings that I bad
womanly weakness. , ;
After I decided to try Cardui, I
bought one bottle. It seemed us If the
very first few doses began to help me. I
was surprised that anything could be
gin to act so quickly. But it helped
me right away. I know it did because
I began immediately to get strong.
After I finished thut first bottle, I
bought another. When I had finished
that second bottle. I was all right. I did
not need a third bottle. I kept right on
getting stronger until I was as strong
as ever, and I have kept so. . . .
Now I am as well and as strong and
as able to do my work as I ever was
in my life." ^
Try Cardui todnv.—Adv. '
Protested Proverb.
"Half the world does not know how
the other half lives"—this we think is
a lurge overestimate of the number of
people who mind their own business.—
Boston Transcript.
IMITATION 18 8INCERE8T FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the imita
tion has not the worth of the original.
Insist on "La Creole" Hair Dressing—
It's the original. Darkens your hair In
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.—Adv.
Not Too Wild.
"Don't you enjoy listening to the
honk of the wild goose?"
"Not when he's driving an automo
bile"
Indigestion produre« Slssgreeable and
»otnetlme« »l«rmlng «ymptom* Wright'«
Indian Vegetable Pills stimulate the digea
tlve processes to function naturally. Adv.
The wise man does not say nil that
he thinks, but thinks nil that he says.
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy
So Smarting —Jnst Hya Comfort. 40 cents at
Druggists or mall. Write for Free Bye Book.
aUJKISB SYS ssauw Y CO.. CHICAGO
Birds Needed on Farms.
The encouragement of birds on
farms is not a mere matter of senti
ment. They return a cash equivalent
and have much to do with the success
or failure of crops.
DON'T SNIFFLE.
You can rid yourself of that cold in
the head by taking Laxative Quinidine
Tablets. Price 25c. Also used in
cases of La Grippe and for severe
headaches. Remember that.—Adv.
Saving is the first gain.
It is estimated that 1.000,000 horse
power could be obtained from Scot
land's waterfalls.
"Blue" and Worried!
"Blue," worried, ' half-sick people
should find out the cause of their trou
bles. Often it is merely faulty kidney
action, which allows the blood to get
loaded up with poisons that irritate tne
nerves. Backacne. headaches, dizziness
and annoying bladder troubles are add
ed proofs that the kidneys need help.
Use Doan'« Kidney Pills. Thousands
thank them for relief from just such
troubles.
A Mississippi Case
Mrs. Annie Henley, "btrj Ptetare Tells i Ststy"
1339 8. Gallatin St., '
Jackson, Miss., says:
"I had awful pains
in my back and loins
when I did ray iron
ing and I could hard
ly stand up wtien
tney came on. I felt
sore all over and It
hurt me every time
I moved. My kid
neys. I knew were
disordered by the
way they acted. A
neighbor told ms
about Doan's Kidney
Pills. I used them
and In a short time
my kidneys were all right. I have told
many people about my cure."
Gat Doan'« at Any Ster». Mo a Boa
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LEHMAN'S "FAIR-PLEA"
FOR THC COMPLEX ION
CImra th# cotnpleiinn ft? ramming l.l«ni1*ti«s
anti dlacolorations, giving Hi* «kin • j
tcitura and lift ft. fuir ai*i">ar«ii« • not *i
talnad lijr the uta of an? <*lh»r in«t»ar«Mmi.
Waadarful Rttulti fr< Ml ft left ft|>,ill. .Hull.
Akeelately harmU»«, mala ul |uu. ,.,„t.i,i.
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