The St. Charles herald. [volume], June 08, 1918, Image 7

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Calomel Loses You a Day's Work!
Take Dodson's Liver Tone Instead
Read guarantee! If bilious, constipated or head
ae \ } ou need not take nasty, sickening, danger
ous calomel to get straightened up.
Lwrj druggist in town—your drug
Blst and everybody's druggist has no
Uc ''d » great falling off in ,he Xl |e of
calomel. They all give the same rea
* 0n - , Dodson '* Liver Tone is taking
Its place.
Calomel is dangerous and people
kn0 ; v lf ' while Dodson's Liver Tone is
perfectly safe and gives better re
ßults, said a prominent local druggist.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is personally
guaranteed by every druggist who
sells lt.v.» A large bottle doesn't cost
very much, but if it falls to give easy
relief in every case of liver sluggish
ness and constipation, you have only
0
SOLD FOR 60 YEARS
for MALARIA,
CHILLS and
FEVER
Also a Fine General
Strengthening Tonic.
SOLD BY AU DRUG STORES
Yet It Bored.
First Lditor—The preacher's sermon
had no point to it.
Second Elder—And yet though it had
no point it greatly bored me.
Uncle Pennywise Says:
It is difficult to do anything for a
man who is so ignorant he doesn't
know lie's ignorant.—Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger if you
darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hairs by
Using "La Creole'' Hair Dressing—Adv
Just because a man is all right to- !
day it isn't a safe bet that he will be
all wrong tomorrow.
fo The
American People
There is no foundation for the alleged
violations of law attributed to our Cofn
pany by agents of the Federal Trade
Commission and 7 want to say emphatic
ally that Swift & Company is not a party to
any conspiracy to defraud the Govern
ment. Nor has Swift & Company been
guilty of improperly storing foods or of
making false entries or reports.
Conferences of packers, where prices
have been discussed, have been held at
the urgent request and in the presence
of representatives of either the Food
Administration or the Council of National
Defense. And yet the packers have been
accused of committing a felony by acting
in collusion on Government bids !
We have done our best, with other
packers, large and small, to comply with
the directions o* the United States Food
Administration in all particulars, including
the furnishing of food supplies for the U. S.
Army and Navy and the Allies, now be
ing handled through the Food Adminis
tration.
We will continue to do our utmost, un
der Government direction, to increase our
production and assist the Food Adminis
tration. We consider that the opportunity
to co-operate whole-heartedly and^oour
fullest powers with this branch of the
Government is our plain and most press
ing duty.
The Trade Commission Attorney has,
by false inference and misplaced empha
sis, given to disconnected portions of the
correspondence taken from our private
files and read into the Record, a false and
sinister meaning with the plain purpose
of creating antagonistic public opinion.
The services of the packers of the
United States are most urgently needed,
and Ï regret exceedingly that we should at
this time have to spend our efforts in
defending ourselves against unfounded,
unproved, and unfair assertions such as
are being daily made public.
President
lip) Swift & Company, U.S. A.
to ask for your money back.
I >odsou's Liver Tone is a plcasant
tnsting, purely vegetable remedy,
harmless to both children and adults.
Take a spoonful at night and wake up
feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head
»che, acid stomach or constipated
bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause In
convenience all the next day like vio
lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel
today and tomorrow you will feel
weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lose
a day's work! Take Dodson's Liver
Tone Instead and feel fine, full of
vigor and ambition.—Adv.
Knows Mother Now as Heroine.
The woman who plows is not a new
woman, according tu the Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
"My mother had 13 children," said
a prosperous shipbuilder. "She plowed
—and she didn't have one of these
111-horse-power, three-plow, ten acres
a-day tractor, either. She had to
cleave a straight furrow among the
rocks and stumps behind the horses.
"She never pretended it was easy
work, for it wasn't. Hut she was a
heroine, and she did not complain. I
know now, in the perspective «if the
years, the woman that she was."
! Total stocks of wool in the Cnited
States amounted to 5(i2,Û00,UU0 pounds
Ion December -'ll, 11*17.
MAN CLEARS SELF
AFTER EIGHT YEARS
In Another Place on Day or Rob
bery for Which He Was
Convicted.
Canon City, C<
wards, fur marly
mate of the statt
after conviction a
o.—.Tames E. Ed
eight years an in
penitentiary here,
a hank robber, is
about to establish his innocence. With
the aid of C. W. Shores, formerly head
*f the Denver and Kio Grande secret
service, and now a rancher at Grand
Junction, Edwards has been abb» to
prove that he was in Salt Lake City,
Utah. on the day of the robbery, pawn
ing some personal jewelry. The police
of Salt Lake City and the pawnbroker,
as well as his pawn ticket, clinch this
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Edwards, according to his own ad
mission, had been in Glenwood
Springs, the town in which the bank
robbery occurred, taking treatment for
rheumatism, and there met the men
who committed the crime, lie asserts
he had no knowledge of their plot and
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An Inmate of the
Penitentiary.
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know nothing of tho deed until
after it had occurred. He was con
victed with John II. Wilson, who has
little to say about the robbery except
that he also is innocent.
The robbery of the Citizens' Nation
al bank at Glenwood Springs was one
of the boldest in the criminal annals
of Colorado. Two men hired horses
at a livery stable in the town and rode
to the bank, tying the horses in an
alley. They entered, covered Vice Pres
ident Drach and Bookkeeper T. H. Da
vis with revolvers and proceeded to
gather in $10,000 in cash.
At the trial Edwards was Identified
as one of the robbers. He made a
personal plea in his own behalf, de
claring that the men who identified
him as a bank robber might be honest
in their statement, but. he said, "I am
not the man tHey take me for." It
took him eight years to prove this
assertion. Edwards and Wilson were
sentenced to from 20 to 30 years for
the crime.
•• IS TOO CONSERVATIVE.
I SAYS LUCKLESS HUBBY
Cleveland. — Waldo Hertley
protests there's such a thing as
being too darned conservative.
When Mrs. Hertley tried to
save by mending her spouse's
pajamas instead of buying new
ones she used the cover off an
old sofa pillow.
, It was hand-embroidered !
Now every morning there's a
cute design, all full of daisies
and forget-me-nots on Waldo's
back.
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CUTS OFT HIS FATHER'S ARM
Lad Wields Axe to Free Parent Whose
Hand Was Caught in
Machine.
West Plains, Mo.'—The eighteen-year
old son of Mike Stein of this town,
chopped off his father's arm with an
ax, after the latter had been caught in
a corn shredder. Stein's hand and arm
were twisted in the cogs so that It was
impossible to free him. The son, be
lieving that his father would freeze
before a physician arrived, finally de
cided to use the ax. Stein is the fath
er of ten children.
PREFERS BEEF TO WAR MEDAL
Canadian Fighter, Lined Up to Receive
Decoration, Made Quick
Decision.
Columbus, O.—"Bully beef or a
medal?"
A smile spread over the face of Pri
vate W. L. Kelly, one of the Canadian
fighters at the Athletic club.
"It was this way," he said. "A bunch
of us had just come back from the
trenches and were lined up to be deco
rated with a medal for bravery, when
a mess sergeant yelled, 'bully beef or
a medal?'
"The thought suddenly occurred to
me that I was hungry and I could not
enc the medal, so I stepped out of line
and took bully beef."
THIN BOARDER HAS GOOD ONE
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GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
has been a household remedy ail over
the civilized world for mure than half
a century for constipation, intestinal
i troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed foiling that accompanies
such disorders, it is a most valuable
remedy for indigestion or nervous dys
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing «>n
headache, coining up of food, palpita
tion of heart and many other symp
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will immediately relieve you. it is a
gentle laxative. Asie your druggist.
Sold in ail civilized countries.—Adv.
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Plumb Pudding.
dear." said Mrs. Nowlywi
a plum pudding."
: her nice." said Chari
A New Way to Shave
Tender skins twice a day without irri
tation by using Cuticura Soap the
"Cuticura Way." No slimy mug, germs,
waste of time or money. For free sam
ples address, "Cuticura. Dept. X. Bos
ton." At druggists and by mail. Suttp
2Ö, Ointment 25 and 50. —Adv.
Lamps for the Eyes.
A now optical instrument consists*
of a high-powered incandescent lamp |
which can he taken into a person's \
mouth to illuminate his eyes through
the retinas, enabling them to be exam
ined through the pupils.
How's This ?
We offer $100.00 for ar,y case of catarr'
that cannot be cured by HALL/fc
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDIC...E is tak
en internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Tractor Vs. Mule.
Ten mules can haul about two tons
of material ami their work is limited
to ten hours, but the tractor hauls 25
tons and covers a distance of 20 miles
at the same time.
PROMPT RELIEF.
can be found In cases of Colds, Coughs,
La Grippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Qulnidlne Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach. Buy your
winter's supply now. Price 25c.—Adv.
A Sure One.
"Can you furnish me with nny knock
down argument about your capacity to
do the family sewing?"
"Could I? Just watch me fell this
seam."
Very Appropriate.
"Why do you call your dog Camera?"
"Because he is always trying to get
a snap at everybody he meets."
22 Million Families
in the United States
4 CUPS OF WHEAT FLOUR TO THE POUND
If each family used 4 cups of flour less per week, the saving
would be 22 million pounds or 112,244 barrels every week.
The greatest help housekeepers can give to win the war is to
make this saving and it can be done by using this recipe in
place of white flour bread.
Corn Meal Biscuits
\ cup scalded milk
1 cup corn meal
2 tablespoons shortening
% teaspoon salt
1 cup white flour
4 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder
Save # cup of the measured flour for board. Pour milk over corn meal, add shortening and salt. When
cold, add sifted flour and baking powder. Roll out lightly on floured board. Cut with biscuit cutter ar.d
bake in greased pan fifteen to twenty minutes.
Oar new Red , White and Blue booklet, "Best War Time Recipes," containing many other
recipes for making delicious and wholesome wheat saving foods, mailed free—address
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., Dept. W, 135 'William Street, New York
FOOD WILL WIN THE WAR
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and Feverishness and
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To correct constipation,
all organs of digestion
and elimination should be
helped. Try NR arid see
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NR iedey—Keeps the Doctor Away
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To ÜVA find be healthy, vour bod;."
mechanism must properly digest year
fond, extract all the nourishment from
it and promptly throw off the waste
that is left. This is accomplished by
the processes of digestion, assimilât: ■ :i
and elimination—the work of the
Etomach, liver, kidneys and bowels.
The failure of any or the vital
pans to do its work properly affec
the action of all the others. A
forced bowel movement does not,
help constipation; it only re
lieves for a few hours the con
dition that constipation brings
about.
Now lf you are used to taking
eo-cailed laxative pills, oil, purges
and the like, you know mighty l----
you've pot to be taking them, all the
time. Moreover, if you stick to any
one laxative, you've got to be Increas
ing tho dose all the time. That can
do you a lot of harm.
Stop dosing yourself with such things
Just long enough to give Nature's Rem
edy (NR Tablets) a trial, and let the
results show the difference. NR Tab
lets are not mere bowel movers, their
purpose is to correct the condition that
induces constipation and give you real.
well
g^rnlne, lasting benefit; to Imr-ove y^uC
digestion and assiniit.it r you «.
pood Fsrty appetite, ro'noM yr.uT
liv< r and bow Is, tone up y a •
tion and give your poison-clogged body;
a good cleaning out. /
Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets) Is nog
harsh; it is mild, easy, pleasant in ac
tion; no griping or pain ever follow®
fenils use: but it is thi rough and sure.
By its action on the digestiv®
organs it promotes assimilation,
which means extraction of ful)
nourishment from your food*
and thereby gives you new
strength, energy, better blooit
better appetite. By toning, not
tirring your lazy liver, NR send*
Ilo Into tho intestines. Improving In
testinal digestion. Lastly, by gently
encouraging more vigorous bowel anoj
kidney action, NR drives poisonou®
impurities out of and cleans up yotnc
Try Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets)!
and just see how much better you feel
in every way. Get a 25c box today
and take one each night for a week.
Tou'U say you never felt belter in your
life. NR is sold, guaranteed and
recommended by your «druggist.
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Resolution Easy to Keep.
Mrs. Fiatbush —Is your husband
keeping his New Year's resolution?
Mrs. Bensonhurst—He sure is.
"He must he a wonder to keep it this
long."
"Oh. I don't know. It wasn't so hard
to keep."
"What was it?"
"That lie wouldn't burn as much coal
this vear as usual."
Infections or Inflammations of the Eye*,
whether from external or Internal causes,
are promptly h«-ui«-d by the use of Roman
Eye Balsam at night upon retiring. Adv.
"Sometime"
the Sea of Une
is an Island far out
■rtainty.
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Uncertainty hangs
things like a pall.
over all earthly
Boys Wanted to Be Sure.
"I'll give one of you hoys a dime to
carry my bag to the station," said at
cross-eyed man, pausing before thre®
ragged little fellows.
"Which one. mister?" piped the boyO
in chorus.
"You," said the cross-eyed man.
"Which one?"
"You."
There was n pause. Finally one 11b*
tie fellow said : "Fair do. mister; clos®
one eye and look at the kid you want*
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Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are th#
original little liver pills put up 40 year®
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad
Hard luck is a polite name for th®
sleeping sickness.—Kxchange.