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Calomel Loses You a Day's Work!
Take Dodson's Liver Tone Instead Read guarantee! If bilious, constipated or head ae \ } ou need not take nasty, sickening, danger ous calomel to get straightened up. Lwrj druggist in town—your drug Blst and everybody's druggist has no Uc ''d » great falling off in ,he Xl |e of calomel. They all give the same rea * 0n - , Dodson '* Liver Tone is taking Its place. Calomel is dangerous and people kn0 ; v lf ' while Dodson's Liver Tone is perfectly safe and gives better re ßults, said a prominent local druggist. Dodson's Liver Tone Is personally guaranteed by every druggist who sells lt.v.» A large bottle doesn't cost very much, but if it falls to give easy relief in every case of liver sluggish ness and constipation, you have only 0 SOLD FOR 60 YEARS for MALARIA, CHILLS and FEVER Also a Fine General Strengthening Tonic. SOLD BY AU DRUG STORES Yet It Bored. First Lditor—The preacher's sermon had no point to it. Second Elder—And yet though it had no point it greatly bored me. Uncle Pennywise Says: It is difficult to do anything for a man who is so ignorant he doesn't know lie's ignorant.—Louisville Cour ier-Journal. THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH. You will look ten years younger if you darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hairs by Using "La Creole'' Hair Dressing—Adv Just because a man is all right to- ! day it isn't a safe bet that he will be all wrong tomorrow. fo The American People There is no foundation for the alleged violations of law attributed to our Cofn pany by agents of the Federal Trade Commission and 7 want to say emphatic ally that Swift & Company is not a party to any conspiracy to defraud the Govern ment. Nor has Swift & Company been guilty of improperly storing foods or of making false entries or reports. Conferences of packers, where prices have been discussed, have been held at the urgent request and in the presence of representatives of either the Food Administration or the Council of National Defense. And yet the packers have been accused of committing a felony by acting in collusion on Government bids ! We have done our best, with other packers, large and small, to comply with the directions o* the United States Food Administration in all particulars, including the furnishing of food supplies for the U. S. Army and Navy and the Allies, now be ing handled through the Food Adminis tration. We will continue to do our utmost, un der Government direction, to increase our production and assist the Food Adminis tration. We consider that the opportunity to co-operate whole-heartedly and^oour fullest powers with this branch of the Government is our plain and most press ing duty. The Trade Commission Attorney has, by false inference and misplaced empha sis, given to disconnected portions of the correspondence taken from our private files and read into the Record, a false and sinister meaning with the plain purpose of creating antagonistic public opinion. The services of the packers of the United States are most urgently needed, and Ï regret exceedingly that we should at this time have to spend our efforts in defending ourselves against unfounded, unproved, and unfair assertions such as are being daily made public. President lip) Swift & Company, U.S. A. to ask for your money back. I >odsou's Liver Tone is a plcasant tnsting, purely vegetable remedy, harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head »che, acid stomach or constipated bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause In convenience all the next day like vio lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel today and tomorrow you will feel weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lose a day's work! Take Dodson's Liver Tone Instead and feel fine, full of vigor and ambition.—Adv. Knows Mother Now as Heroine. The woman who plows is not a new woman, according tu the Philadelphia Public Ledger. "My mother had 13 children," said a prosperous shipbuilder. "She plowed —and she didn't have one of these 111-horse-power, three-plow, ten acres a-day tractor, either. She had to cleave a straight furrow among the rocks and stumps behind the horses. "She never pretended it was easy work, for it wasn't. Hut she was a heroine, and she did not complain. I know now, in the perspective «if the years, the woman that she was." ! Total stocks of wool in the Cnited States amounted to 5(i2,Û00,UU0 pounds Ion December -'ll, 11*17. MAN CLEARS SELF AFTER EIGHT YEARS In Another Place on Day or Rob bery for Which He Was Convicted. Canon City, C< wards, fur marly mate of the statt after conviction a o.—.Tames E. Ed eight years an in penitentiary here, a hank robber, is about to establish his innocence. With the aid of C. W. Shores, formerly head *f the Denver and Kio Grande secret service, and now a rancher at Grand Junction, Edwards has been abb» to prove that he was in Salt Lake City, Utah. on the day of the robbery, pawn ing some personal jewelry. The police of Salt Lake City and the pawnbroker, as well as his pawn ticket, clinch this ■IK Edwards, according to his own ad mission, had been in Glenwood Springs, the town in which the bank robbery occurred, taking treatment for rheumatism, and there met the men who committed the crime, lie asserts he had no knowledge of their plot and * ■J rr - S3 m m / ; An Inmate of the Penitentiary. i Ion know nothing of tho deed until after it had occurred. He was con victed with John II. Wilson, who has little to say about the robbery except that he also is innocent. The robbery of the Citizens' Nation al bank at Glenwood Springs was one of the boldest in the criminal annals of Colorado. Two men hired horses at a livery stable in the town and rode to the bank, tying the horses in an alley. They entered, covered Vice Pres ident Drach and Bookkeeper T. H. Da vis with revolvers and proceeded to gather in $10,000 in cash. At the trial Edwards was Identified as one of the robbers. He made a personal plea in his own behalf, de claring that the men who identified him as a bank robber might be honest in their statement, but. he said, "I am not the man tHey take me for." It took him eight years to prove this assertion. Edwards and Wilson were sentenced to from 20 to 30 years for the crime. •• IS TOO CONSERVATIVE. I SAYS LUCKLESS HUBBY Cleveland. — Waldo Hertley protests there's such a thing as being too darned conservative. When Mrs. Hertley tried to save by mending her spouse's pajamas instead of buying new ones she used the cover off an old sofa pillow. , It was hand-embroidered ! Now every morning there's a cute design, all full of daisies and forget-me-nots on Waldo's back. 4 -*V>, CUTS OFT HIS FATHER'S ARM Lad Wields Axe to Free Parent Whose Hand Was Caught in Machine. West Plains, Mo.'—The eighteen-year old son of Mike Stein of this town, chopped off his father's arm with an ax, after the latter had been caught in a corn shredder. Stein's hand and arm were twisted in the cogs so that It was impossible to free him. The son, be lieving that his father would freeze before a physician arrived, finally de cided to use the ax. Stein is the fath er of ten children. PREFERS BEEF TO WAR MEDAL Canadian Fighter, Lined Up to Receive Decoration, Made Quick Decision. Columbus, O.—"Bully beef or a medal?" A smile spread over the face of Pri vate W. L. Kelly, one of the Canadian fighters at the Athletic club. "It was this way," he said. "A bunch of us had just come back from the trenches and were lined up to be deco rated with a medal for bravery, when a mess sergeant yelled, 'bully beef or a medal?' "The thought suddenly occurred to me that I was hungry and I could not enc the medal, so I stepped out of line and took bully beef." THIN BOARDER HAS GOOD ONE Before Heaainq This Just What Is the Difference Between an Elephant and Microbe T\ L r< M thin I proarl liff.-l •u ha lapliar i ! ! b 'i n i r II Li,. thin ■■ * V. itll t litT hoi n r nun : r- -in drum pro; und his lair an cutured thi air, ach "Gut was Skirmt vou when dare. I u want again < »III U \vh loll t :iiik "Awful ;• Miaoi re ]o!ri*l up "( III : a trunk' : ukers Slat In- grii GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER has been a household remedy ail over the civilized world for mure than half a century for constipation, intestinal i troubles, torpid liver and the generally depressed foiling that accompanies such disorders, it is a most valuable remedy for indigestion or nervous dys pepsia and liver trouble, bringing «>n headache, coining up of food, palpita tion of heart and many other symp toms. A few doses of August Flower will immediately relieve you. it is a gentle laxative. Asie your druggist. Sold in ail civilized countries.—Adv. It i rlie, de • my fir irok's r: sly. lull I Plumb Pudding. dear." said Mrs. Nowlywi a plum pudding." : her nice." said Chari A New Way to Shave Tender skins twice a day without irri tation by using Cuticura Soap the "Cuticura Way." No slimy mug, germs, waste of time or money. For free sam ples address, "Cuticura. Dept. X. Bos ton." At druggists and by mail. Suttp 2Ö, Ointment 25 and 50. —Adv. Lamps for the Eyes. A now optical instrument consists* of a high-powered incandescent lamp | which can he taken into a person's \ mouth to illuminate his eyes through the retinas, enabling them to be exam ined through the pupils. How's This ? We offer $100.00 for ar,y case of catarr' that cannot be cured by HALL/fc CATARRH MEDICINE. HALL'S CATARRH MEDIC...E is tak en internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Sold by druggists for over forty years. Price 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio. Tractor Vs. Mule. Ten mules can haul about two tons of material ami their work is limited to ten hours, but the tractor hauls 25 tons and covers a distance of 20 miles at the same time. PROMPT RELIEF. can be found In cases of Colds, Coughs, La Grippe and Headaches by using Laxative Qulnidlne Tablets. Does not affect the head or stomach. Buy your winter's supply now. Price 25c.—Adv. A Sure One. "Can you furnish me with nny knock down argument about your capacity to do the family sewing?" "Could I? Just watch me fell this seam." Very Appropriate. "Why do you call your dog Camera?" "Because he is always trying to get a snap at everybody he meets." 22 Million Families in the United States 4 CUPS OF WHEAT FLOUR TO THE POUND If each family used 4 cups of flour less per week, the saving would be 22 million pounds or 112,244 barrels every week. The greatest help housekeepers can give to win the war is to make this saving and it can be done by using this recipe in place of white flour bread. Corn Meal Biscuits \ cup scalded milk 1 cup corn meal 2 tablespoons shortening % teaspoon salt 1 cup white flour 4 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder Save # cup of the measured flour for board. Pour milk over corn meal, add shortening and salt. When cold, add sifted flour and baking powder. Roll out lightly on floured board. Cut with biscuit cutter ar.d bake in greased pan fifteen to twenty minutes. Oar new Red , White and Blue booklet, "Best War Time Recipes," containing many other recipes for making delicious and wholesome wheat saving foods, mailed free—address ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., Dept. W, 135 'William Street, New York FOOD WILL WIN THE WAR xV CW.T. SSÄSSr» Net Contents 15 Fluid Pnchrc 9oqj)bop$ For Infants and Children. * £ S* $229 alcohol-3 plk gent. AVe^dable IVcparationfbr As siniilatin^thcFood by Kcj^uLa iinû tli?Stomachs and Bowels of Always e?E Bears sums ÿC k t».E Signature Thereby Promoting Digestion Cheerfulness and RestCffltaùii neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. Not Nap «otic JhtmpNn Sax/ V JJ* Stnnn ft Mx-JuUe Sd*Ü I J Anise Seed J\>ppirn.r,t / } Jit <droanat* Soto- I form Sard fieri fîtd Sugar foutieryrrtn Flavor ' i Of 3 3 !Fs mi A helpful Remedy 1er * Const i palion and Diarrhoea. and Feverishness and Loss OF SLEEP J result in j there from ill lnf^nQ ' Facsimile Signatare of S k'A-r ItC-'î ï St5;2 o ïtsj'rv? ï »iter «-C i .. fifes h-Ssg; l AC S - .'«3 Exact Copy of Wrapper, mpwmsm The Centm-r Company. j*EW YORK* Thirty Years TM* CtWTAU* OChbeANY. N(W > C A A OlT?. mpwmsm \7 You Than ~ I V. -4» To correct constipation, all organs of digestion and elimination should be helped. Try NR arid see hov/nracl NR iedey—Keeps the Doctor Away | \ To ÜVA find be healthy, vour bod;." mechanism must properly digest year fond, extract all the nourishment from it and promptly throw off the waste that is left. This is accomplished by the processes of digestion, assimilât: ■ :i and elimination—the work of the Etomach, liver, kidneys and bowels. The failure of any or the vital pans to do its work properly affec the action of all the others. A forced bowel movement does not, help constipation; it only re lieves for a few hours the con dition that constipation brings about. Now lf you are used to taking eo-cailed laxative pills, oil, purges and the like, you know mighty l---- you've pot to be taking them, all the time. Moreover, if you stick to any one laxative, you've got to be Increas ing tho dose all the time. That can do you a lot of harm. Stop dosing yourself with such things Just long enough to give Nature's Rem edy (NR Tablets) a trial, and let the results show the difference. NR Tab lets are not mere bowel movers, their purpose is to correct the condition that induces constipation and give you real. well g^rnlne, lasting benefit; to Imr-ove y^uC digestion and assiniit.it r you «. pood Fsrty appetite, ro'noM yr.uT liv< r and bow Is, tone up y a • tion and give your poison-clogged body; a good cleaning out. / Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets) Is nog harsh; it is mild, easy, pleasant in ac tion; no griping or pain ever follow® fenils use: but it is thi rough and sure. By its action on the digestiv® organs it promotes assimilation, which means extraction of ful) nourishment from your food* and thereby gives you new strength, energy, better blooit better appetite. By toning, not tirring your lazy liver, NR send* Ilo Into tho intestines. Improving In testinal digestion. Lastly, by gently encouraging more vigorous bowel anoj kidney action, NR drives poisonou® impurities out of and cleans up yotnc Try Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets)! and just see how much better you feel in every way. Get a 25c box today and take one each night for a week. Tou'U say you never felt belter in your life. NR is sold, guaranteed and recommended by your «druggist. 2* Hk N? TABLETS Resolution Easy to Keep. Mrs. Fiatbush —Is your husband keeping his New Year's resolution? Mrs. Bensonhurst—He sure is. "He must he a wonder to keep it this long." "Oh. I don't know. It wasn't so hard to keep." "What was it?" "That lie wouldn't burn as much coal this vear as usual." Infections or Inflammations of the Eye*, whether from external or Internal causes, are promptly h«-ui«-d by the use of Roman Eye Balsam at night upon retiring. Adv. "Sometime" the Sea of Une is an Island far out ■rtainty. m Uncertainty hangs things like a pall. over all earthly Boys Wanted to Be Sure. "I'll give one of you hoys a dime to carry my bag to the station," said at cross-eyed man, pausing before thre® ragged little fellows. "Which one. mister?" piped the boyO in chorus. "You," said the cross-eyed man. "Which one?" "You." There was n pause. Finally one 11b* tie fellow said : "Fair do. mister; clos® one eye and look at the kid you want* Wll ■ u : Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are th# original little liver pills put up 40 year® ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad Hard luck is a polite name for th® sleeping sickness.—Kxchange.