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Tonight! Take Dodson's Liver Tone!
Better Than Calomel For Liver
Calomel sickens! If bilious, constipated and Head
achy; read my guarantee.
Listen to me 1 Take no more sicken
ing, salivating calomel when billonn or
constipated. Don't lose a day's work I
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes Into contact
with sour bile, crashes Into it, break
ing it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
are sluggish and "all knocked out," if
your liver is torpid and bowels consti
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath is bad or
stomach sour, just take a spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee—Go to iny
drug store and get a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone for a few cents. Take a
spoonful tonight, and if it doesn't
Your Own Way.
Many have an Idea that it would be
pleasant always to have their own
way. It is sometimes pleasant, but
the results are not gratifying. It is
the road that leads to temptation and
bondage of sin.
GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
i. AND BLADDER TROUBLES
For centuries ail over the world
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has af
forded relief in thousands upon thou
sands of cases of lame back, lumbago,
sciatica, rheumatism, gallstones, grav
el and all other affections of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al
lied organs. It acts quickly. It does
the work. It cleanses your kidneys
and purifies the blood. It makes a
new man, a new woman, of you. It
frequently wards off attacks of the
dread and fatal diseases of the kid
neys. It often completely cures the
distressing diseases of the organs of
the body allied with the bladder and
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed
iment, or "brtckdust" indicate an un
healthy condition.
Do not delay a minute if your back
aches or you are sore across the loins
or have difficulty when urinating. Go
to your druggist at once and get a
For MAURU, CHRIS ani FEVER. "
Heartburn, Belching
Indigestion. Food Repeating
and Nearly All Kinds of
Bodily Miseries
The first rign of stomach misery
usually comes after "
The doctors call it "i
The people say—
Milhoos of people who haws late
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after another— ttreifancf worn rat
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severe headache,
insomnia, and a
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cal ills—would be
surprised, yes,
dumbfounded, to
team that it is Just
an acid-stomach that
is causing them all their
misery. Yet in nearly
nine cases out of ten that is
Jest where the trouble starts.
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straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning, I
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel be*
cause it is real liver medicine ; entire*
ly vegetable, therefore it can not sali
vate or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserably
I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
ily feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. It is harmless ; doesn't
gripe and they like its pleasant taste
—Adv.
Elusive Finance.
Stella—Are you saving money?
Belle—Well, every day I think
more things I don't buy.
Male gossips are the worst of the
breed.
box of imported GOLD MEDAL Haas»
lem Oil Capsules. They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule con
tains about one dose of five drop*
Take them Just like you would any
pill. Take a small swallow of water
if you want to. They dissolve in the
stomach, and the kidneys soak up the
oil like a sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse and wash out the
bladder and kidneys and throw off the
Inflammation which is the cause of
the trouble. They will quickly relieve
those stiffened Joints, that backache,
rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, galP
stones, gravel, "brickdust," etc. They
are an effective remedy for all dl»
eases of the bladder, kidney, liver,
stomach and allied organs. Tour
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money If you are not satisfied after a
few days' use. Accept only .the pur*
original GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil
Capsules. None other genuine.—Adv.
Sabotage and
the Dog
♦
By ISOBEL FIELD
Of Tho Vigilant a»
Has it occurred to anyone that the
numerous tirades against dogs that
have been appearing in the newspa
pers all over the country in the shape
of "letters from the people" may be
of alien enemy origin? Why should
the same arguments against man's best
friend appear in New York dailies at
the same time they are coming out in
the newspapers of California, Texas,
Oregon and elsewhere?
What attracted my attention was
finding the identical letter in my home
town paper (Morning Press, Santa
Barbara, Cal.) that I had read In the
New York Globe. It was signed by
different initials but the wording nnd
arguments were the same. "Dogs eat
sheep. AVe need mutton. Therefore,
all dogs should b# axtsnxdmted."
All over tho Wuttt last summer there
were unusually destructive forest
fires ; crops were destroyed, cattle
poisoned, and a mysterious horse dis
ease appeared in many localities.
Though the evidence has not been
made public, It is common knowledge
that these depredations were the work
of enemy aliens. The work was done
with a system that suggested German
efficiency, and was no doubt paid for
by German money. That being so, the
elimination of watch dogs would be
of immense importance, and the only
conclusion is that the whole propa
ganda Is the work of our enemies.
They would influence us to kill our
own dogs for the convenience of Ger
man agents, who, without these guard
ians, would have a freer band in sa
botage.
No Troublo in Scotland.
The argument that dogs cannot be
kept in a sheep-growing country is
refuted by Scotland, where there are
more dogs to the square mile than any
country In the world. One cannot
"draw near" a Scottish home without
a
i
Precedence
By RALPH HENRY BARBOUR
of TBs Vigilantes
It was quite the grandest affair held
In Berlin since the signing of the
treaty of peace that had brought the
great war ty an end, and everybody
that was anybody was there. Invita
tions, indeed, had been almost fran
tically sought for a month, for it had
early become known that the host, his
excellency Grossmorden Schmidt, had
obtained, at an enormous expense, a
quantity of genuine blutwurst, which
Was to form the piece de resistance of
the magnificent banquet of real food
that was to crown the occasion. After
years of substitutes the prospect of
once again tasting viands guiltless of
sawdust, acorns, clay, bone dust and
the unsatisfying. If clever, triumphs
of synthetic chemistry, had thrown
Berlin's new aristocracy into a state
of Soyons excitement scarcely ap
proached In fervor since the now-long
since • and - to - be-remembered-always
sinking of the Lusitania. So great was
the press about the entrance of Herr
Schmidt's magnificent residence that
folly an hour before the time specified
in the much-sought invitations it be
came necessary to reguest extra police
women to restore order and to, some
times forcibly, dispossess the fortunate
guests of the baskets they had brought
with them.
Saves the Blutwurst.
An attempt to break Into the kitchen
and make away with the precious blut
wurst was foiled early In the evening
by Herrin Schmidt herself, whose
cries of alarm brought prompt assist
an ce from Herr Mühlstein, his excel
lency's secretary, and a number of the
servants. Several captures were ef
fected, but as the marauders proved
to be well-known members of society
no arrests were made. The ball with
which the gayeties opened was a great
success, the grand march being led by
Herrin Grossmorden Schmidt and
Privy Councillor von Verletzung. All
Went well, indeed, until it came time
to throw open the doors of the hall In
which the banquet, closely guarded
by a force of policewomen disguised
guests, was spread. Thereupon a
most embarrassing question arose.
Following the host and hostess, In
what order should the members of
Hie new aristocracy be admitted?
Herr Mühlstein, in despair, sought his
patron.
"I had it all so completely arranged,"
he explained. "Herr Sinnlich and his
lady first, followed by Herr Windig
"81nnUch !" expostulated the host.
"But he is a mere upstart—a nobody !
What claim has be to precedence?"
"You forget that it was Herr Sinn
lich who personally poisoned the wells
in the enemy country daring our glo
rious retreat in the third year of the
war, excellency. Official reports credit
him with nearly seven hundred deaths.
To be sure—"
"Gott, what is that, I asl^you? A
mow poisoner! Was It not Oberste
Fleischig who himself heroically put
to the twotd in one day forty-eight
Belgian women and nearly twice as
It
a
as
hearing "the watchdog's honest bark."
In many families each member has his
own dog nnd no child's life is consid
ered livable without one. But the best
evidence of all Is the shepherd hlmselL
who would be lost without the help
and companionship of his dogs.
Be on Watch for Enemies.'
Scotland is a great sheep-growing
country, yet it loves the dog; gives
him his due in life and reveres him
in death. At the castle In Edinburgh
there is a little plot of ground where
the dogs of the Scottish soldiers nre
buried ; It Is a charming spot, and on
many little tombstones there are ten
der tributes to departed friends. In
front of St. Giles cathedral in the same
noble city there Is a monument with a
little Skye terrier, and upon it, carved
in stone, an inscription to "Robbie,"
who refused to leave the church-yard
where his master was buried and died
upon his grave.
We want more dogs in America—not
fewer. They would be of great serv
ice guarding ammunition plants; in
helping soldiers on guard at aqueducts
and bridges in ferreting out suspicious
characters, the forest rangers all over
the West would find them Invaluable
in densely wooded country. Farmers,
shepherds, cattlemen and ranchers
need them ; and the sneaking Incen
diaries, poisoners and devastators
would find their work much harder if
there were more watchdogs on guard.
We must not part with our dogs.
One has only to read tfhat dogs have
done and are doing in this war to real
ize the eqtent to which they can be
trained. It is said that the Red Cross
dogs can detect life in a wounded sol
dler lying out in No Man's Land when
the doctors themselves are in doubt.
They carry messages through shot and
shell; they bring up food and water
to the first line trenches, and many a
brave man owes his life to the lntelll
gence and fidelity of a dog.
In future when we read any of these
"letters from the people" advocating
the destruction of the dogs—It would
be well to find out the names and ad
dresses of the writers and send them
to the secret service department to
be investigated. We have many scores
to settle against the Germans, and not
the least of them is their Insidious,
treacherous propaganda against the
best friend God has given to man.
B
N
he
r
a
many children? Bah! You are a
fool !"
"But, excellency," faltered the un
happy secretary, "in point of num
bers—"
Numbers Matter Little.
"Numbers are not all. If they
were, have we not with us the world
famous hero who sank the Lusltapla?
Himmel! Numbers! What Is? And
this Windig you talk of ! Another
nonentity, I tell you ! Why, If you had
your way you would give precedence
to every poisoner and ravlsher here.
Use, I beg of you, Herr Mühlstein,
your brain 1 To all who gloriously
aided the fatherland to maintain her
reputation for cruelty and beastliness
much honor is due, but we must use
discretion, my good fellow. The more
so as the new German aristocracy is
still in a chaotic and formative stage.
Mistakes made tonight might be diffi
cult to later correct. We must be
careful. Precedence must be awarded
to one of truly great and unquestion
able merit, and for that reason it la
that I speak of Oberste Fleischig
who—"
But at that Instant the question was
conclusively decided by the advent of
a tardy guest
"Admiral von Schmutzig !" an
nounced the head footman Impressive
ly. With a grunt of delight the host
harried forward with outstretched
hands to welcome the distinguished
guest, leaving Herr Mühlstein to sigh
with a vast relief. For now the prob
lem of precedence was providentially
solved. What, indeed, were mere mur
derers of women and mutilators of ba
bies, poisoners and violators, in the
august presence of one who had sunk
three hospital ships?
After that the affair went merry as
a wedding bell and a pleasant time
was had by alL
SPEED UP
By 8ARA EARL,
of the Vigilantes.
It's all very well to dally
When the world has a leisure hour.
But the man who can speed
When bis country has need
Is the man with the balance of power.
The laws of our land are many.
Quick action they often restrain.
But the loss of one day
Means some one must pay,
While our dear ones are dying in vain—
BRAVE MARTYRS OF FATAL DM.
LAY.
Then speed up your action, wise ruler*
From bandage to ultimate coat.
For the man with a will
Who can speed up a bill
Is the man who is doing the most.
It some one has offered assistance
No matter if poem or gun,
Don't leave It to fats
Nor stop to debate.
But Speed Up! and extinguish the
Hun—
Before its forever too late.
Will Not Fall Again.
"We shall all return to Eden," aays
a western minister. Yes, and If we
may add the observation, we men
will know a lot more aboat snakes
and things. You don't get ns to fall
for those things again, not if Eve Is
the most persuasive creature on
earth.—Buffalo News.
Wait Too Long to Shape Course.
Most men make the voyage of life
as If they carried sealed orders which
they were not to open till they wer|
fairly Sa mid-ocean.—LowelL
PERUNA
Made Mo a Well Man
Mr. Louis Young, 205
Merrimac St., Rochester, N.
Y.» writes:
suffsrea for thirty years
With chronic bowel trouble, atom»
aeh troublo auA hemorrhages of
the bowels.
We w bojMjht. a bottle of Peruita
io to_________
wife persuaded me to con
and I
pyv
tlnuo,
time
Wen a
It faithfully, and I
to feel better..
and I took it for
directed. Now *
Suffered thirty
yean with
stomach
trouble and
hemorrhages of the bowels.
Llama or Tablet Form
Smoke in Dark.
"Yes," he suld, "I drew a full house
the first time In action—two eyes and
S nose—high explosive. I may not be
So bad, though. There's one eye left
and they may save It. Anyhow, I've
always wondered if a fellow enjoyed a
smoke when he couldn't see the smoke
and I've just found out now. You en
joy It just the same, but you've got
to inhale to find out if your pipe is
lighted."—Stars and Stripes.
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured
B y local applications aa they cannot reach
le diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness la
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tubs.
When this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling aound or imperfect hearing, and
when it le entirely cloeed, Deafness is the
result. Unleaa the inflammation can be re
duced and this tube restored to Its nor
mal condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which is an Inflamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
casa of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
N cured by HALL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free
F. J. Chaney A Co., Toledo. Ohio.
A man is never ridiculous for what
he Is, but for assuming to be what he
isn't -
If year eyes smart er feel eeelded. Ito
r ia Bye Balsam applied upon going to bed
Just the thins to relieve them. Adv.
Philippine islands
tropical climate.
have a mildly
In
In
Forward!
With no thought of bursting shrap
nel and poisonous gases into which
they plunge—with eveiy muscle tense,
with every faculty of mind alert,
with one thought only—TO FIGHT
AND WIN.
That is the way our men are going
into battle. When the shrill whistle
sounds the advance, out they go—their
whole heart in the task before them.
No power on earth can hold them back.
Forward!
The same sharp challenge to battle
is sounding for us. We must answer
in the same proud way—the way of
our fighting men—the American way.
We must lend the way they fight.
We must show the war-maddened
Hun a united American people mov
ing forward shoulder to shoulder,
irresistibly, to Victory.
Our task is to supply the money,
the ships, the guns, the shells that we
must have to win. It is a tremendous
task. We must do it as our fighting
men do theirs—with the indomitable
spirit of Victory.
We must work, and save, and fend
with one thought only—TO FIGHT
AND WIN.
Get into the fight—with your whole
heart . Buy Bonds—to the utmostl
This Space Contributed by
Swift & Company
No Need to Proclaim It
Two knuts were engaged in & lan
guid conversation, and Percy said:
"Say, Horace, why don't yon mariF
that girl you're aft er 7"
"Bai Jove, y'know, I've half a mind."'
replied Horace.
Percy sighed.
"I should let her find that ont after
ward," he said.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle off
CASTORIA, that famous old remedff
for infants and children, and see »ha« it
Bears the
Signature of(_
In Use for Over - 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Cutarig
' ^ '
Don't Judge Harshly.
Nine times out of ten there Is an a»
plunstlon for what seems nnrrnnoninhte
utfon first notice. Wait a while before
passing judgment.
Bad Colds, Pneumonia, and Crsrnp
may be prevented by using Ve tte r
Balm in time. Everyone should keep It
In the house. Beware of imitations. AdL
A first-class policy and one that
calculated to make a man happy Is '
keep out of debt
Indignation product« tlaimtbb as*
■omttlmca alarming «ymptoma Wright*»
Indian Vegetable Pilla stimulât« the di g —
tiv« proo f t « to function naturally, tdi
England Is opening schools for
tory workers.