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Tonight! Take Dodson's Liver Tone!
Better Than Calomel For Liver Calomel sickens! If bilious, constipated and Head achy; read my guarantee. Listen to me 1 Take no more sicken ing, salivating calomel when billonn or constipated. Don't lose a day's work I Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes Into contact with sour bile, crashes Into it, break ing it up. This is when you feel that awful nausea and cramping. If you are sluggish and "all knocked out," if your liver is torpid and bowels consti pated or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Here's my guarantee—Go to iny drug store and get a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone for a few cents. Take a spoonful tonight, and if it doesn't Your Own Way. Many have an Idea that it would be pleasant always to have their own way. It is sometimes pleasant, but the results are not gratifying. It is the road that leads to temptation and bondage of sin. GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY i. AND BLADDER TROUBLES For centuries ail over the world GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has af forded relief in thousands upon thou sands of cases of lame back, lumbago, sciatica, rheumatism, gallstones, grav el and all other affections of the kid neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al lied organs. It acts quickly. It does the work. It cleanses your kidneys and purifies the blood. It makes a new man, a new woman, of you. It frequently wards off attacks of the dread and fatal diseases of the kid neys. It often completely cures the distressing diseases of the organs of the body allied with the bladder and kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed iment, or "brtckdust" indicate an un healthy condition. Do not delay a minute if your back aches or you are sore across the loins or have difficulty when urinating. Go to your druggist at once and get a For MAURU, CHRIS ani FEVER. " Heartburn, Belching Indigestion. Food Repeating and Nearly All Kinds of Bodily Miseries The first rign of stomach misery usually comes after " The doctors call it "i The people say— Milhoos of people who haws late XÄXÄ weak, pjÿ and liatless-who go after another— ttreifancf worn rat sesstfr*""* ' severe headache, insomnia, and a *°og train of phyri cal ills—would be surprised, yes, dumbfounded, to team that it is Just an acid-stomach that is causing them all their misery. Yet in nearly nine cases out of ten that is Jest where the trouble starts. Now a sour, acid-stomach, or * '«up ini* r*5 ,-----.------- It makes stomach pure, sweet, eool and 3 cssw* seter mbMt, vi pm ■ATONIC hiia tabla* tarn. Item Simms* «MttHm tikes Mt U esady jrjs&snstmVi Itata «facta of aeid-atom. how quickly year i mach im wte ■ food-how orach pJTaE io(tbta( r life i f • Me box of EATONIC tarn He le authorized to mn drejJrtto™,. ™ EATONIC teslmeevee and mm Met him te . t— mtettermMNpid. If EATONIC fail* S&jftnSAS £ sesesasÈaB i ■me OVERALLS w* itead (te TtetaÄi ? 4 Wem JU im«* smchmsaume straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous by morning, I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel be* cause it is real liver medicine ; entire* ly vegetable, therefore it can not sali vate or make you sick. I guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your bowels of that sour bile and consti pated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserably I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire fam ily feeling fine for months. Give it to your children. It is harmless ; doesn't gripe and they like its pleasant taste —Adv. Elusive Finance. Stella—Are you saving money? Belle—Well, every day I think more things I don't buy. Male gossips are the worst of the breed. box of imported GOLD MEDAL Haas» lem Oil Capsules. They are pleasant and easy to take. Each capsule con tains about one dose of five drop* Take them Just like you would any pill. Take a small swallow of water if you want to. They dissolve in the stomach, and the kidneys soak up the oil like a sponge does water. They thoroughly cleanse and wash out the bladder and kidneys and throw off the Inflammation which is the cause of the trouble. They will quickly relieve those stiffened Joints, that backache, rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, galP stones, gravel, "brickdust," etc. They are an effective remedy for all dl» eases of the bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied organs. Tour druggist will cheerfully refund your money If you are not satisfied after a few days' use. Accept only .the pur* original GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. None other genuine.—Adv. Sabotage and the Dog ♦ By ISOBEL FIELD Of Tho Vigilant a» Has it occurred to anyone that the numerous tirades against dogs that have been appearing in the newspa pers all over the country in the shape of "letters from the people" may be of alien enemy origin? Why should the same arguments against man's best friend appear in New York dailies at the same time they are coming out in the newspapers of California, Texas, Oregon and elsewhere? What attracted my attention was finding the identical letter in my home town paper (Morning Press, Santa Barbara, Cal.) that I had read In the New York Globe. It was signed by different initials but the wording nnd arguments were the same. "Dogs eat sheep. AVe need mutton. Therefore, all dogs should b# axtsnxdmted." All over tho Wuttt last summer there were unusually destructive forest fires ; crops were destroyed, cattle poisoned, and a mysterious horse dis ease appeared in many localities. Though the evidence has not been made public, It is common knowledge that these depredations were the work of enemy aliens. The work was done with a system that suggested German efficiency, and was no doubt paid for by German money. That being so, the elimination of watch dogs would be of immense importance, and the only conclusion is that the whole propa ganda Is the work of our enemies. They would influence us to kill our own dogs for the convenience of Ger man agents, who, without these guard ians, would have a freer band in sa botage. No Troublo in Scotland. The argument that dogs cannot be kept in a sheep-growing country is refuted by Scotland, where there are more dogs to the square mile than any country In the world. One cannot "draw near" a Scottish home without a i Precedence By RALPH HENRY BARBOUR of TBs Vigilantes It was quite the grandest affair held In Berlin since the signing of the treaty of peace that had brought the great war ty an end, and everybody that was anybody was there. Invita tions, indeed, had been almost fran tically sought for a month, for it had early become known that the host, his excellency Grossmorden Schmidt, had obtained, at an enormous expense, a quantity of genuine blutwurst, which Was to form the piece de resistance of the magnificent banquet of real food that was to crown the occasion. After years of substitutes the prospect of once again tasting viands guiltless of sawdust, acorns, clay, bone dust and the unsatisfying. If clever, triumphs of synthetic chemistry, had thrown Berlin's new aristocracy into a state of Soyons excitement scarcely ap proached In fervor since the now-long since • and - to - be-remembered-always sinking of the Lusitania. So great was the press about the entrance of Herr Schmidt's magnificent residence that folly an hour before the time specified in the much-sought invitations it be came necessary to reguest extra police women to restore order and to, some times forcibly, dispossess the fortunate guests of the baskets they had brought with them. Saves the Blutwurst. An attempt to break Into the kitchen and make away with the precious blut wurst was foiled early In the evening by Herrin Schmidt herself, whose cries of alarm brought prompt assist an ce from Herr Mühlstein, his excel lency's secretary, and a number of the servants. Several captures were ef fected, but as the marauders proved to be well-known members of society no arrests were made. The ball with which the gayeties opened was a great success, the grand march being led by Herrin Grossmorden Schmidt and Privy Councillor von Verletzung. All Went well, indeed, until it came time to throw open the doors of the hall In which the banquet, closely guarded by a force of policewomen disguised guests, was spread. Thereupon a most embarrassing question arose. Following the host and hostess, In what order should the members of Hie new aristocracy be admitted? Herr Mühlstein, in despair, sought his patron. "I had it all so completely arranged," he explained. "Herr Sinnlich and his lady first, followed by Herr Windig "81nnUch !" expostulated the host. "But he is a mere upstart—a nobody ! What claim has be to precedence?" "You forget that it was Herr Sinn lich who personally poisoned the wells in the enemy country daring our glo rious retreat in the third year of the war, excellency. Official reports credit him with nearly seven hundred deaths. To be sure—" "Gott, what is that, I asl^you? A mow poisoner! Was It not Oberste Fleischig who himself heroically put to the twotd in one day forty-eight Belgian women and nearly twice as It a as hearing "the watchdog's honest bark." In many families each member has his own dog nnd no child's life is consid ered livable without one. But the best evidence of all Is the shepherd hlmselL who would be lost without the help and companionship of his dogs. Be on Watch for Enemies.' Scotland is a great sheep-growing country, yet it loves the dog; gives him his due in life and reveres him in death. At the castle In Edinburgh there is a little plot of ground where the dogs of the Scottish soldiers nre buried ; It Is a charming spot, and on many little tombstones there are ten der tributes to departed friends. In front of St. Giles cathedral in the same noble city there Is a monument with a little Skye terrier, and upon it, carved in stone, an inscription to "Robbie," who refused to leave the church-yard where his master was buried and died upon his grave. We want more dogs in America—not fewer. They would be of great serv ice guarding ammunition plants; in helping soldiers on guard at aqueducts and bridges in ferreting out suspicious characters, the forest rangers all over the West would find them Invaluable in densely wooded country. Farmers, shepherds, cattlemen and ranchers need them ; and the sneaking Incen diaries, poisoners and devastators would find their work much harder if there were more watchdogs on guard. We must not part with our dogs. One has only to read tfhat dogs have done and are doing in this war to real ize the eqtent to which they can be trained. It is said that the Red Cross dogs can detect life in a wounded sol dler lying out in No Man's Land when the doctors themselves are in doubt. They carry messages through shot and shell; they bring up food and water to the first line trenches, and many a brave man owes his life to the lntelll gence and fidelity of a dog. In future when we read any of these "letters from the people" advocating the destruction of the dogs—It would be well to find out the names and ad dresses of the writers and send them to the secret service department to be investigated. We have many scores to settle against the Germans, and not the least of them is their Insidious, treacherous propaganda against the best friend God has given to man. B N he r a many children? Bah! You are a fool !" "But, excellency," faltered the un happy secretary, "in point of num bers—" Numbers Matter Little. "Numbers are not all. If they were, have we not with us the world famous hero who sank the Lusltapla? Himmel! Numbers! What Is? And this Windig you talk of ! Another nonentity, I tell you ! Why, If you had your way you would give precedence to every poisoner and ravlsher here. Use, I beg of you, Herr Mühlstein, your brain 1 To all who gloriously aided the fatherland to maintain her reputation for cruelty and beastliness much honor is due, but we must use discretion, my good fellow. The more so as the new German aristocracy is still in a chaotic and formative stage. Mistakes made tonight might be diffi cult to later correct. We must be careful. Precedence must be awarded to one of truly great and unquestion able merit, and for that reason it la that I speak of Oberste Fleischig who—" But at that Instant the question was conclusively decided by the advent of a tardy guest "Admiral von Schmutzig !" an nounced the head footman Impressive ly. With a grunt of delight the host harried forward with outstretched hands to welcome the distinguished guest, leaving Herr Mühlstein to sigh with a vast relief. For now the prob lem of precedence was providentially solved. What, indeed, were mere mur derers of women and mutilators of ba bies, poisoners and violators, in the august presence of one who had sunk three hospital ships? After that the affair went merry as a wedding bell and a pleasant time was had by alL SPEED UP By 8ARA EARL, of the Vigilantes. It's all very well to dally When the world has a leisure hour. But the man who can speed When bis country has need Is the man with the balance of power. The laws of our land are many. Quick action they often restrain. But the loss of one day Means some one must pay, While our dear ones are dying in vain— BRAVE MARTYRS OF FATAL DM. LAY. Then speed up your action, wise ruler* From bandage to ultimate coat. For the man with a will Who can speed up a bill Is the man who is doing the most. It some one has offered assistance No matter if poem or gun, Don't leave It to fats Nor stop to debate. But Speed Up! and extinguish the Hun— Before its forever too late. Will Not Fall Again. "We shall all return to Eden," aays a western minister. Yes, and If we may add the observation, we men will know a lot more aboat snakes and things. You don't get ns to fall for those things again, not if Eve Is the most persuasive creature on earth.—Buffalo News. Wait Too Long to Shape Course. Most men make the voyage of life as If they carried sealed orders which they were not to open till they wer| fairly Sa mid-ocean.—LowelL PERUNA Made Mo a Well Man Mr. Louis Young, 205 Merrimac St., Rochester, N. Y.» writes: suffsrea for thirty years With chronic bowel trouble, atom» aeh troublo auA hemorrhages of the bowels. We w bojMjht. a bottle of Peruita io to_________ wife persuaded me to con and I pyv tlnuo, time Wen a It faithfully, and I to feel better.. and I took it for directed. Now * Suffered thirty yean with stomach trouble and hemorrhages of the bowels. Llama or Tablet Form Smoke in Dark. "Yes," he suld, "I drew a full house the first time In action—two eyes and S nose—high explosive. I may not be So bad, though. There's one eye left and they may save It. Anyhow, I've always wondered if a fellow enjoyed a smoke when he couldn't see the smoke and I've just found out now. You en joy It just the same, but you've got to inhale to find out if your pipe is lighted."—Stars and Stripes. Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured B y local applications aa they cannot reach le diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that is by a constitutional remedy. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Catarrhal Deafness la caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tubs. When this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling aound or imperfect hearing, and when it le entirely cloeed, Deafness is the result. Unleaa the inflammation can be re duced and this tube restored to Its nor mal condition, hearing may be destroyed forever. Many cases of Deafness are caused by Catarrh, which is an Inflamed condition of the Mucous Surfaces. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any casa of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot N cured by HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE. All Druggists 75c. Circulars free F. J. Chaney A Co., Toledo. Ohio. A man is never ridiculous for what he Is, but for assuming to be what he isn't - If year eyes smart er feel eeelded. Ito r ia Bye Balsam applied upon going to bed Just the thins to relieve them. Adv. Philippine islands tropical climate. have a mildly In In Forward! With no thought of bursting shrap nel and poisonous gases into which they plunge—with eveiy muscle tense, with every faculty of mind alert, with one thought only—TO FIGHT AND WIN. That is the way our men are going into battle. When the shrill whistle sounds the advance, out they go—their whole heart in the task before them. No power on earth can hold them back. Forward! The same sharp challenge to battle is sounding for us. We must answer in the same proud way—the way of our fighting men—the American way. We must lend the way they fight. We must show the war-maddened Hun a united American people mov ing forward shoulder to shoulder, irresistibly, to Victory. Our task is to supply the money, the ships, the guns, the shells that we must have to win. It is a tremendous task. We must do it as our fighting men do theirs—with the indomitable spirit of Victory. We must work, and save, and fend with one thought only—TO FIGHT AND WIN. Get into the fight—with your whole heart . Buy Bonds—to the utmostl This Space Contributed by Swift & Company No Need to Proclaim It Two knuts were engaged in & lan guid conversation, and Percy said: "Say, Horace, why don't yon mariF that girl you're aft er 7" "Bai Jove, y'know, I've half a mind."' replied Horace. Percy sighed. "I should let her find that ont after ward," he said. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle off CASTORIA, that famous old remedff for infants and children, and see »ha« it Bears the Signature of(_ In Use for Over - 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Cutarig ' ^ ' Don't Judge Harshly. Nine times out of ten there Is an a» plunstlon for what seems nnrrnnoninhte utfon first notice. Wait a while before passing judgment. Bad Colds, Pneumonia, and Crsrnp may be prevented by using Ve tte r Balm in time. Everyone should keep It In the house. Beware of imitations. AdL A first-class policy and one that calculated to make a man happy Is ' keep out of debt Indignation product« tlaimtbb as* ■omttlmca alarming «ymptoma Wright*» Indian Vegetable Pilla stimulât« the di g — tiv« proo f t « to function naturally, tdi England Is opening schools for tory workers.