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FOUNDED 1879 A6 THE PERTH AMBOV REPUBLICAN.
An Independent Newspaper published every afternoon, except Sundays,
by the Perth Amboy Evening News Company, at
5 King Street, Peith Amboy, N. J. ?
J. LOGAN CLEVENGER, Editor
D. P. OLMSTEAD, Business Manager
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
The Evening News is on sale at newstands and delivered by
regular carrier in Perth Amboy, South Amboy, Woodbridge,
Carteret and surrounding towns for 6c per week.
By mail, postage prepaid, per year $3-Oo
" " "six months 1.50
BRANCH OFFICE:
Newark, F. N. Sommer. 794 Broad St.
Long Distance Telephone . .... 98
Entered at Post-Office as second class matter.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8. 1903.
Public attention is again drawn to
the wet dock property situated along
the shore of Staten Island between
Fayette and Commerce street. This
property has been agitating the minds
of the people for several years and if
it 1# true that the tract has been leased
by the city for 99 years with the
agreement that at the expiration of
? that time another lease for the same
period oan be demanded by the lessee,
the city should sell or dispose of all
claims to the title so as not to hamper
any manufacturing concern desiring
to take hold there and baild up a
large industry whioh would at once
become a great benefit to the city.
On the other hand, the citv of Perth
Alnboy wants a public dook, also a
water frontage where the depth is
sufficient to warrant large vessels to
touoh. If this lease is for only 99
years, at the expiration of which the
wet dook property^reverts back to the
oity after damages are paid, then it is
to the city's interest to hold the pro
perty, allow the matter to iest and,
as the lease was made in 1831, the
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limit will^expire twenty-seven years
hg yjpt jftfi na.rr.ie propeVtyTn question
HednV~>uave become extremely valuable
and will afford one of the best public
dock properties along the Atlantic
coast.
The legality of the lease is also
attacked by those opposed to selling
all the city's rights iu the property.
It ia argued that the land was granted
by the proprietors of East Jersey to
the "Mayor, Recorder and Common
alitv of Perth Amboy" to be held in
trust for the inhabitants of the oity
forever. There were several provisos
in the grant, however, whioh opens
more room for arguments. It is
claimed that under the transfer from
the proprietors to the city, the city
authorities in 1831 had no right to
grant a l?ase which is praotioally per
petual and therefore the lease is void,
ptach an eminent lawyer as Oort
landt Parker, however, has declared,
in a written opinion on the matter,
that the lease is good and that the
aity authorities in granting the lease,
were within the construction of the
grant made by the proprietors.
Thus the matter now stands. The
oity carried the matter into the
Supreme Court and was non-suited.
It ia evident that the public wants the
matter settled. If the Oity can never
ate the property for public purposes,
the people want to see a manufactur
ing plant established whioh will give
employment to labor and thereby in
orease the business of the city. It
would therefore be in order for the
Board of Aldermen to request of the
oity attorney an opinion as to the
validity of the lease and whether or
not it oan be renewed at the expira
tion pf the 99 years. This opinion
ooming from the oity attorney should
determine the city's action in the
matter. If he holds that the lease is
good, a conference between the oity
authorities and those holding the
lease, together with their attorney,
should 'be arranged at which a settle
ment should be reached. There iB no
neoeeaity for the matter being carried
into the courts again. A conference
at which all are disposed to deal fair
ly would adjust the differences.
The oity would like to have the
property, but if the authorities year*
ago oommitteed a rash act, we will
have to suffer the consequences, at the
?aiue time learn the lesson to look
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well after the interests of posterity
ourselves.
There is 110 excuse for the Board of
Aldermen not taking up the matter of
improvement for the fire department
at their meeting Monday night They
have had ample time to consider the
needs of the oity, get estimates on the
cost of the proposed improvement and
hear everyone who wants to talk on
the subjeot.
As soon as Assemblyman Gannon's
bill was introduced giving cities per
mission to issue bonds not exoeeding
125,000 for the purpose of improving
the fire department, The Evening
News pointed out the "^needed reform
in this city. Several weeks have pass
ed since the act became a law, the
aldermen have held two meetings and
the matter has been oonsidered so far
as to have it referred to the commit
tee of the whole. Still nothing is
accomplished.
In the meantime the needs of the
fire department have been discussed
from two pulpits. The people, almost
without exception, demand the im
provment. They do not want to see
the handsome homes they are build
ing reduced to ashes while the city
stands by, helpless. The aldermen
should be censured severely for their
apparent indifference-. The question
is a serious one even if the aldermen
do not seem to think so. They are
elected to, do the will of the people
and wfcea they refuse they mast take
the copfpquenqea.
Sir Thomas -Lip ton is reported as
saying ?hat this will be his last
attempt to lift the aup. because, as he
puts it, .another attempt will be un
necessary. We place our reliance in
the Relianoe, and taking*. Sir Tbojmas
at his word, we hope the nex$ fallow
who is brave enough to oome after the
prize, is as genial %s he.
EDITORIAL COMMENT.
A number of young men over in
New York are organizing for the pur
pose of protecting women who are in
sulted in street cars or otherwheres.
The idea is to be sworn in m deputy
sheriffs, to spend mnoh time abroad
at late hours and to arrest the "mash
er" on sight. Success to the new
society! May it prosper and live to
plant chapters in every large town in
the country !? Newark Evening News.
The New Jersey Central Railrqpd
has arranged to spend 91,000,000 to
ward the depression and elevation of
tracks in Union Oounty. It's a wise
railroad or trolley oompany that avoid
dangerous grade crossings at the verv
start? Jersey Oity Journal.
aim Start.
Almost reverently we interview the
great inventor whose brain children
have been the wonders of the age.
! MTo what do you ascribe you*
great talent for invention?" we ask.
I "To my wife, my dear wife ? "
"Y??, yes," we interrupt.
"For in the early days, whenever
I arrived from the club in the wee
hours, the fairy tales I hod to In
vent gave me my first training in
inventions." ? Baltimore Herald.
, Varied Knowledge.
Mamma asked Nellie what she had
learned In Sunday school, and she re
plied:
"That I must sell three tickets foT
the concert next week; give 20 cents
for the superintendent's present, and
that Noah built the ark." ? Little
Chronicle.
His Rmuoi.
?Parishioner ? Doctor, why don't you
preach occasionally on Heaven or
hell?
Rev. Dr. Lastly? Half my congrega
tion feels sure of the one, aiul half
doesn't believe in the other. ? Chicago
Tribune*. - I
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CALENDAR OF LOCAL EVENTS.
APRIL
81
MAY
l6i
a3l
3?,
Apr. 18? Fifth Orand Reception, Eagle
Athletic Olob Wilder Hall.
Apr. 13 ? Calico Hop, McClellan Hose j
Company, Braga Hall.
Apr. 14? Entertainment and Ball,
ladies St. Paul's Charoh,
Braga Hall.
ftUBpices Epworth |
Simpson M. E
Chnroh.
Ball, Pardee employees, Wild
er Hall. HosDital benefit.
Apr. 16? Concert
League,
Apr. 17
Apr. 17
-Woodbridge A. A.
ade in olub house.
masauer
Apr. 30 ? A. B. C. Sociable and Enter- 1
tainment, Simpson M. E.
Churoh.
Apr. 30 and
May 1? Cantata, High Sohool Audi
torium, by children 1st Floor |
of High sohool.
May 8? Leoture by Edward Howard |
Griggs, High Sohool Audi
torium, auspices High School |
Alumni.
May 14? Musical, High School Audi- 1
toriums, auspices High
School Alumni.
-Excursion auspices Court |
Amboy F. of A.
Aug. 18
Frsd. Luptov. Herbert A. Bushkell.
LUPTON & BUSHNELL
SUCCESSORS TO LUVTON & LCPTON
..Granite and Marble..
Monuments
Headstones
and Fencing.
Yonr Patronage SolloIteJ. *
New Bruns'k Av. & Central R. R.
HIM Reliance.
Punbroke (who loses most ot his
eallary at the race track) ? I suppose
you regard horses ae your best friends.
Bookmaker ? Yes ? horses and don
keys. Both are necessary in my busi
ness. ? Kansas City Journal.
Such a Question.
Deacon ? Little boy! Why are you
not at church?
The Little Boy ? Why ain't I at
church? Hully gee! Did yer ever s?? I
pickerel ketched in a church? ? Puck.
The Egotist.
"Biggins thinks he him the smartest j
baby in the world."
"Yes; Bliggins always was a Arm
believer in heredity." ? Washington
Star.
Referred to a Pear Friend.
He ? Do you think blondes have more
admirers than brunettes?
She ? I don't knew. You might ask
Miss Turner; . she has had experience
in both capacities. ? Tit-Bits.
Hla Grief.
Funeral Director (to gentleman j
entering door) ? Are you one of the
mourners, sir?"
Gentleman ? Yes. He owed me $300.
? N. Y. Herald.
PERTH AMBOT POST OFFICE |
SCHEDULE.
Taking effect Nov . 17, 1902.
Opens at 7 A. M. Closes at 7 P. M. |
Malls Arrive:
New York. Western and 8oulhern 7.00am
ilahway? Woodbridge 7.30 am
Foi ds and Keaabey 8.80 a tu
South Jersey Way 9.80 am
New York and Northern Way 9 30 a m
Railway, direct 12.00 am
New York and Northern Way 18.20 p m
South. Jersey Way l.SOpin
Wood ridge direct 190
New York direct 2 ?
New York and Northern Way 3.10 r it
South Jer3ey Way 5.80 p m
Brook lyn, Pennsylvania and N. Jersey ? .80 p
Rahwsy, dirfct 6.80 p m
Ford* and .leas' ey? 0.45 p m
Malls Close.
Kahway and Woodbridge 71'am
New fork aiid -Vortheru Way 8 80am
South Jersey Way 9 00 a ill
New Ypt k an-1 Eastern States 9 80a m
Fords and Keasbev.... 9.J0 a|nf
Raima? and Woodbridge 12.(0 a m
South Jersey Way 12,00 am
New York and Northern W y 12. *0 a m
Itahway and Woodbridge 4.80pm
New York and Northern Wao 4.80 pm
South Jersey Way 4 80 p m
Fords and Keasbey 7U0pm
All points 7.00 pi
Monry Order department opens at 7 a m closes I
ate. 45 pm Saturday at 6.80 p m
Gxo. H. Tic*,?P. M.
FIRE ALARM BOXES.
28 Barltati Copper Works
SSHifh and Lewis
'il Madison ave and Paterson st
28 Market and First sts.
86 Smith and High ?t
87 St ate and Smith sts
48 Buckingham ave and Hartf
45 Commerce and Front sts
47 Bigh and Washington str
f.4 State st and Buckingham ave
56 ball ave and Charles st
57 Railroad ave and Wayne st
62 Washington and First sts
St Turnpike and Elm st
61 Smith bt and Watson ave
65 Commerce and State sts
72 Front and Smillrsts
78 Water and Gordon sts
74 Kearny ave and Gordon st
82 Smith and Herbert St
83 Woodbridge road and Washington st
84 Lehigh ave and Stanford st
To s?nd in an alarm, open the door of the box |
and pull down the lever and let go once ouly.
Stay at box until firemen arrive.
SPECIAL CALLS.
1 tap? Break in circuit. 8 taps? Drill and Are
alarm test. Hydi ant at corner of Jefferson and
High street always to be used for this trial. 8
taps Fire out. 5 taps- Police call. 12 - Call for
Lincoln Hose 18? Oall for Washington Hose.
14? (Jail for McCiellan Hose 15? Call for Pro
tection H. and L.
Foley's Kidney Cure
niaVy * kidneys mad blfddcr right
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CITY DIRECTORY.
ICHVUCHB.8.
Beth Mordecai, Hcbart Street. Pastor,
Eh-. M. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.15 p. m.
Saturday, 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School,
Saturday 1 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m.
Congregational (Swedish) ? Gordon st.
? Pastor, Theodore Englund ? Sunday Sor
vices 9.30 a. m. 7.30 p. m.
First Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid
Society, Elm Street, P. Joselson, Trustee.
Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday
8.30 a. m., 4.30 p. m.
First Baptist ? Fayette St. ? Pastor, Rev.
Percy K. Ferris ? Sunday Services, 10 and
and 10.30 a. tn. and 7.30 p. ro. Sunday
school 2. 30 p. m. B. V. P. U. Friday 3.45
p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45
p. m.
First Presbyterian, Market st and City
Hall Park, Pastor,' Rev. Harlan G. Men
denhall L>. D. Sunday services, 10.30 a.
m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a.
m., 2.30 p. m., Junior C. E. 3.30 p. m.
Y. P. S. C. E. 6.40 p. m. Prayer meeting
Wednesday 7.4S p. m.
Grace English Lutheran. Smith Street
Pastor, Rev. E. J. Keuling. Sunday Ser
vices 10.30 a. m., 7.30 p. m. Sunday School
2.80 p. m.
Holy Cross Episcopal ? Washington and
John sts. ? Rev. D. A. Willes, priest in
charge ? Sunday Services 10.30 a. m. and
4.00 Sunday School 2.30 p. m.
Methodist (Danish) Madibon Ave and
Jefferson St., Pastor, Rev. A. Hanson.
Sunday Services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p.
m. Epworth League, 3.45 p. m., Sunday
School, 2.30 p, m. Class meeting, Wed
nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m.
Our Savior's Lutheran (Danish) State St.
Rev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services
10.30 a m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday
School 2.30 p. m.
Simpson Methodist ? High and Jefferson
Sts. Pastor, Rev. S. Trevena Jackson,
A.M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10.30
a. m. and 7.30 p. m. ; Sunday school, 2.30
p, m.; Epworth League, 6.30 p. m. ; Prayer
meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m. ; Bible
training class, Friday, 7.30 p. m. ; Young
Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m, ; Junior Ep
worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m.
St. Mary's Roman Catholic, Center St.
Rev. B. T. O'Connell, pastor; Rev. S. A.
Mitchell and Rev. T. F. Blake, assistants.
Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45
a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p.
m.
St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish)?
State St. Rev. J. Zielinsk, pastor. Sun
day services, 8.oo, 10.30 a. m. Vespers,
4.00 p. m. Sunday School 3.30 p. m.
St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish) Broad
St. Pastor Kev. J. Christianson. Sunday
services 10.30 a. id. and 7.30 p. m. Sun
day School 3 p. m.
St. Peters Episcopal? Rector St. Rector,
Rev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services
10,30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School
2.30 p. m.
W. C. T. U. ? Meets at 27 Smith st. ev
ery Sunday at 4 p. m.
LODGES.
I. O. O. F. Lawrence Lodge. No. 62
Meets Odtl Fellows Hall, Smith Street
every Friday night. Dr. Frank Crowther,
N. G. ; F. L. Herrington, Sec'y., Madison
Ave.
A. O. U. W. Meets Odd Fellows Hall,
Smith Street 1st. and 3d. Mondays. I. B.
Mandeville, M. W. ; J. S. Phillips, Sec'y.,
7 Kearney Ave.
B. P. O. E. No. i 784. Meets K. of C.
Hall, corner Smith and Rector Street 1st.
and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Crowther,
E. R. ; W. A. Crowellr;. Sec'y., Gordon
Street.
Degree of Pocohontas ? I. O. R. M.
Meets every 2d and 4th Friday at City Hall
Mrs. H. Smith, PocohOfitas. Mrs. Wil
liam (ireenleaf, C. of R. Mis. P. Erickson,
C. df W.
F. and A. M. Karitan Lodge No. 6|.
Regular Communication# 2nd. and 4th.
Thursdays, Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street
C. F. Hall, VV. M.; C. K. Seaman. Sec y.,
High Street.
Imp d O. R. M. Po Am bo Tribe No. 65
Council Sleep every Thursday. fbillip
Schwartz, Sachem, Hans S. Smith, C. a t R.
Andrew Jensen C. of W.
K. of P. Algonquin Lodge", No. 44.
Meets every Monday K. of - P. {fall Smith
and High Streets. Harvey Stetson, C. C. ;
Chris Meshrow, K. of R. jutd S.
K. of C. San Salvadt^ Gmmcil. Meets
every 2d and 4th Wednesday in Ki of ?.'?
Hall, Smith and Rector Street. W A.
Growney, G. K. ; Recording Sec'y.,
Richard A. Bolger, 124 Market Street.
I. O. of F. Court I'erth Amboy, No.
3043. Meets K. of 1'. Hall, High and
Smith Streets, every ist and 3rd Tuesdays.
John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poalaen, R.
S., 165 Elm Street
R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100.
Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street
every second and fourth Tuesday. Henry
McCullough Regent, N. H. Moore, Secre
tary, 60 Jefferson Street
K. of G. E. Meets in Odd Fellows'
Hall, Smith #treet, every T uesday night.
George Bath, Noble Grand; Frank B. Reed,
Keeper of Records, 129 Mechanic street.
P. O. S. of A., Washington Camp, No.
79. Meets every Thursday night, K. of P.
Hall, cor. High and Smith street. Fred.
Waters, President; J. M. Mills, Secretary,
57 Jefferson street.
I. O. of F., Court Keasbey, No. 3367.
Meets last Thursday of every month,
K. of C . Hall, corner Smith and Rector
streets. G. W. Fithiau, Chief Ranger;
H. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st .
Thlat 1* Very Fanny.
He ? Why is a woman's heart like an
umbrella?
She ? I'm sure I don't know.
"Because it is not considered any
harm to steal it." ? Yonkers States
man. ______
Skeptical.
"My wife," said Mr. Youoglove,
proudly, "can talk in four different
languages."
"What! " replied the crnsty old bach
elor; "not all at once!" ? Chicago Re?
ord-Herald.
A MeAsrn Jteeluae.
Friend ? I haven't seen you for some
time.
Poet ? No; fact is I have besom* a
a good deal oi a recluse lately. /
Friend? I feared a? much. H?w
nutch do you owe? ? P\. V. Weekly. '
George Janeway Howell, HI Dr
294 Madison Ave.
Office Hours: 10 a. m.--l p. m. 5-8 p.m
NELS BJORNSEN
Dealer In
Choice Family Groceries
Provisions, Etc.
fresh stock constantly received
Oor. PrmptrtudMthMa,
RAYflOND'S
Candies and Ice Cream
Our Candies are pure
and made fresh every
hour.
Our Ice Cream is the
best in town.
Orien taken and delivered
?. p omptly.
RAYMOND'S, 136 Smith St.
THE WELL DRESSED
MAN ?
Has his suits made to order
by au experienced tailor.
CHRIS. CHRISTOFFERSEN,
83 Smith Street, Perth Amboy,
gives his customers the best look,
and the largest variety of new
spring suitings to select from.
W9
CENT-A-WORD
ICE OREAM SONDE'S with fresh
strawberries only 6c at Raymonds,
136 Smith street. 4-7-tf
WANTED? PRESSERS. Apply in
person at the Atlantic Terra Ootta
Oo. 1726-2-9-tf.
LABORERS WANTED. Apply
lantic Terra Ootta Oo. Tottenville,
S. I. 2003-2-21-tf
MONEY TO LOAN on Bond and
Mortgage. Large and small amountB.
George J. Pleohner. Attornev-at-Law,
First National Bank Building, Perth
Amboy, N. J. 2081-3-6-tf
EASTER GOODS the finest selection
from 5o up at Raymonds, 136 Smith
street. 4-7-tf
GOAL AND IOE orders received 85
Smith .street. Telephone 42-'. O.
M. Peterson & Oo. 8-26-tf
FOR RENT ? A carpenter shop and
stable suitable for one horse, in the
rear of 125 Brighton avenue. Enquire
Republican office or 109 High street.
SMALL STORE AND rooms to rent
at 457 State street. Thos. Langan.
451 State street. 2280-3-23-tf
STRAWBERRIES, crushed straw
berries from fresh fruit at Rav
monds soda fountain. Raymonds, 136
Smith street. 4-7-tf
FOR RENT? THREE rooms on sec
ond floor, 131 Hall avenue. Enquire
Mrs. Bolerup, 257 New Brunswiok
avenue. 3-24-tf
FOR SALE? THE estate of Joseph T.
Coley. Apply 22 DeKalb avenue for I
information. 2341-4-8-12]
BASKETS FOR EASTER must be |
sold regardless of cost. Raymonds,
136 Smith street. 4-7-tf |
50 GIRLS WANTED.
Experienced operators on shirts, also |
learners. Ste dy work and good pay.
South Amboy Shirt Factory.
2369 4-0 t.f.
WANTED-OOMPETENT maid for
general housework. Apply 46 Gor
don street. 2374-4-7-3t
WANTED-A CAPABLE oooper. Ad
dress stating qualification, look borf
No. 4, Perth Amboy, N. J.
2873-4-7-8t |
MONEY TO LOAN on bond and mort
gage. Apply J. A. B. Republican
oftloe. 2306-3-30-1 mo. e,o.d.
FOR RENT? A pleasantly located 18
room house with all modern im
provements, situated on the water
front, 33 Water street. Enquire at J.
E. Noe, 31 Water street.
2309-8-80-tf m. w. f.
EASTER EGGS and Rabbits are now
10c per dosen at Raymonds, 136
Smith street. 4*7>tf
MONEY TO LOAN. Five ?60Q mort
gages wanted, also $1,000 to $10,000.
Pierce & Watson. 2884.8-7-5
APPRENTICES WANTED for mil
linery. Apply J. .Kreielsheimer,
117 Smith street. . 2880-4-7-tf
TWO NICELY FURNISHED rooms
to let. 291 State street, next to en
gine house. 2886 -4-7
WANTED? EXPERIENCED grocery
olerk with first class referenoe.
Good wages and steady position for
right man. Communications will, be
considered confidential. Addzess
"Grocer," Evening News ofiioe.
2385-4-7-3t
fl&OOOLATE EASTER EGGS, we
make them, we write names on t^em
free of eharge. Raymonds, 136 Smith
street. 4-7-tf
FOR SALE? High Grade 10 h?rse
power steam engine and boUer.
Second hand. Exoellent condition.
Manufacturer, care of Evening News.
4-8-tf
rl
NICELY FTTRNISflED rooms, * ith
or without -board. Address F. & *"
Market street. 2311-4-!
'i ;
force a Year You Eat*
HOT + BW?I
and tlun you want tiie best We
make the real old fashioned kind
that gave such pronounced satis
faction last year. Leave your or
ders early if you would be served.
B. L. MARSH & GO
121 Smith Street.
Dreadful Attack of Whooping Oonn
Mrs. Ellen Harliaon, of 300 P?
Avenue, Kansas City, Mo., writes ^
follows : "Our two children ha^ '
severe attack of whooping cough,
fit then in *he paroxysm of oonghij
wonld often faint and bleed at
nose. We tried everything we he
of withont getting relief. We th^
oarllcd in oar family doctor who pi
scribed Foley's Honey and Tar. Wi,
the very first dose they began to it,
prove and we feel that it has saved1
their lives. ' ' Refuse substitute
Sold at Sexton '? Pharmacy.
The surest and safest remedy f<
kidney and bladder diseases is Pole
Kidney Cure. If taken in time
affords security from all kidney an
bladder diseases. It makeB thei
right. Don't delay taking. Sold a
Sexton's Pharmacy.
WUUna; to U?ra the U?N>a.
Old Matron (solemnly)? iYou'11 fine
out some day, my girl, what marriec
life really is.
Elderly Daughter (with a sigh)?
Lord, I hope so. ? N. Y. Sun.
Resonant,
Hurleigh ? How did you ever happ
to pick out such a suit of clothes?
Burleigh ? Oh, I just went it blin<T
"And deaf?"? Judge.
WIm Obt*mtjo?. U 1
"You "seem to know a great deaf" ,,
about married life," said a woman of \
the world to a youthful admirer.
"Are you married?"
".No, but my father is," replied the
youthful admirer, with a blaze air.
-Tit-Bits.
The Observant Youngster.
Kitty's grandmother, whom she now
saw for the first time, was deaf and
had to use an ear trumpet.
"You ought to see my grandma, **
said Kitty to the gill nejct door. "ghe
carries a telephone with her and make*
you talk into it!"? Chicago Tribune.
What Coald She Dot
Daughter? He said- he'd die if I re
fused him. t
Father ? Let him die then.
Daughter' ? Why, papa, d?n't yd
know that he's insured in your comJ
pany ? ? Puck.
Chronic Bronchitis Oared.
"For ten years I had ohronic bronj
chitis so bad that at times I could ncf
suoak above a whisper, ' ' write* M
Joseph Ooffman. of Montmorenoi ^
Ind. "I tried all remedies available! \
but; with no success. Fortunately msV
employer suggested that I try Foley's ?'
Hooey and Tar. Its effect was almost
miraculous, and t am now oared of 1
the disease. On my recommendation
many people have used Foley's Honey
and Tar, and always with satisfac
tion. " Sold at Sexton's Pharmacy.
Sarprte* All Aronnd.
Funniman ? 'Now, there's your hus
band coming, Mrs. Candor. Let's m?lc? ^
a little surprise for him. Mrs. FunniVH
man and I will hide behind, the eurUUn?^B
here, and you tell him that j our <- ^
pected guests haven't come.
we'll step out an^jBurprise him.
(Enter Mr. Candor.)
Mrs. Candor (obeyintrerdvr*)? ^fell,
Henry, our expected guests; have. dis
appointed us> ? Mr. and Mra. Funnijaian
haven't come.
Mr. Candor (heartily) ? Thank Heav
en!? Tit-Bita.
Domeatic tenet).
Mrs. Highblower? Jj^sie^ you sever
apeak outside of the quarrels between
your papa and myself, do you?
Elsie ? Oh, no, mamma. But when
ever you are pleasant to each other
I always mention it. ? Life.
A Chattanooga Druggist's Statement.
Robt. J. Miller, Proprietor of the
Read House Drag Store of Chatta
nooga, Tenn., writes: "There is more
merit in Foley 'a Honey and Tar
in any other cough syrup. The? I
for it multiply wonderfully and
sell more of it than all other con
syrapa combined. " Sold ?
Pharmacy.
Iff
A Little Too-Too.
Mrs. Newrich ? Show me somethini
,in what they call, high art.
Picture Dealer ? Here, madam.
"What's the price?"
'yb'ive.thcawftnd dollars. "
*0h, that's top high." -X. V. WeeJtly.
Pneumonia is robbed of its -Terrors
By Foley's Honey and Tar. It stops
the racking cough and heals and
strengthens the longs. If taken in
Man it %lil prevent an attack of
at Sexton's Pharmacy.
Deipartmeat Move Method*.
Customer? Why didn't you send up<^
the drum I bought, for my bogr when A
you sent up the seeks I .purchased M
for my husband? \
Clerk ? Impossible, madam; 1
drum went to the band v?agoOP
the socks in the hose cart. ?
Herald.
Foley's Honey and oontai
opiate* andj will {not
nearly all
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