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Pertf? Amboy Evening J^ews
FOUNDED 1879 AS THE PERTH AMBOY REPUBLICAN.
An Independent Newspaper published every afternoon, except Sundays,
by the Perth Amboy Evening News Company, at
5 King Street, Peith Amboy, N. J.
J. LOGAN CLEVENGER, Editor
D. P. OLMSTEAD, ------ Business Manager
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
The Evening News is on sale at newstands and delivered by
regular earner m Fenh Amboy, South Amboy, Woodbridge,
Carteret, Tottcuville and surrounding towns for 6c per week.
By mail, postage prepaid, per year $3-Oo
" " " six months ----- 1,50
BRANCH OFFICE:
Newark, F. N. Sommer, 794 Broad St.
Long Distance Telephone ----- 98
Entered at Post-Office as second class matter.
THURSDAY, MAY 14, 1903.
No satisfactory argument has yet
been advanced for placing the new
chemical engine in McClellan Hose
Company '8 house. There is every
reason for giving it to the Liucolns.
As has been pointed out in the News
a chemical engine is merely to taokle
small fires and hold them down until
others arrive. As the Lincolns answer
all alarms and is more centrally locat
ed so aa to reach every section of the
city in the shortest possible time, it
is with thom that the chemical should
be plaoed.
The insurance^men know their busi
ness and cannot be blinded bv so small
a thing as a chemical engine. They,
declared that a steamer was needed to
give proper protection to the factory
district and nothing less will answer
the purpose. Give McOlellans a
steamer, and put the chemical where
it will be the most useful.
In another column appears a com
munication from Charles W. Barne
kov in which he tells how certaW
municipalities in California have suc
cessfully wrastled with the dust
problem. s jW warvs ?been one
* "jipection to sprinkling the
? ? tfith oil, in the manner^stated.
xs, it is said to stiok to the
shoes and make spots on women's
dresses. In California, it is declared,
this trouble, is'not experienced.
As the dust in this city 'is almost
unbearable it would be a good plan to
try the oil, sprinkling one street for
some time so as to watch the result.
Perth Amboy would welcome any
means to solve the problem.
The meeting of the Chamber of
Commerce demonstrated the fact that
the business men and oitizens general- j
ly are fully aroused to the needs of
better streets in Perth Amboy. Keep
up^the agitation. While paved streets
are at the foundation of all improve
ments, to keep them in Rood
condition is absolutely necessary.
This cannot be done if they are to be
continually torn np. To prevent this
it is necessary to go below the founda
tion and place all the pipes and con
duits, which are likely to be laid in
the thoroughfare, before the pave
ments are laid. This may greatly de
lay the paving, but the work should
be done right if it is done at all. The
first expense is enough and when the
money is paid the people want some
thing to show for it.
Not a street Bhould be paved nntil
a pnblio sewer, large enongh to drain
the streets properly, water and gas
pipes are laid. If this is not done the
oity will see the day when it will be
regretted. Public sentiment seem to
flavor asphalt. It is well known that
-asphalt once cut is never as good
t^gain and, once started, it wears
quickly.
The following remarks by United
States Senator Davis need no com
ment, but they furnish food for
thought :
"Every year every local paper gives
from 500 to 5,000 free lines for the
benefit of the community in which it
is located. No other agency oan or
will do this. The editor in propor
tion to his means does more than any
other man, and in all fairness, man
with man he ought to be supported?
not because you happen to like him
or admire his writing, but beoause a
local paper is the best investment a
community can. make. It may not be
crowded with great thought, but
financiallv, it is of more benefit than
both preacher and teacher. Today
editors do more for less pay than any
man on earth. Patronize your home
paper, not as a charity, but as an in
vestment."
Summer Outing.
The season for excursions of Sunday
Schools, Churches, Societies, is at
hand and everything is astir with
Walter O. Walsh, Jr., the Distriot
Passenger Agent of the New Jersey
Central at Newark, N. J. Mr. Walsh
is one of the best known excursion
managers in this section, and the
largest excursions from Newark and
vicinity have been under his direc
tion. Amone the excursion resorts
reached by the New Jersey Central
are Atlantic City, Mauch Chunk,
Lake flopatcong, Asbury Park, .Ocean
Qrove, Highland Beaoh, Boynton
Beach and innumerable other resorts,
while its well known Sandy Hook
Steamer "St. Johns" can be chartered
for trips up the Hudson or to the
Shore and Sound excursion grounds.
The New Jersey Central devotes par
ticular attention to excursion business
and ^f or information, dates, rates, etc.,
applyjjto W. C. Walsh, Jr., D. P. A.,
Broad street Station, Newark, or to
C. M. Burt, G. P. A., 148 Liberty
street, New York City.
2656-5-9-St-e o d
Revenue from Refuse.
The commissioner of street clean
tag in New York city, Mr. Woodbury,
has been explaining how the munici
pality derives a revenue from every
bit of street sweepings and refuse
collected in New York, and he is
proud of the good results from the
city's incinerator and "digestor."
"Now, what do you suppose," he said,
"frequently clogs up our sifter?
Why, hairpins! Do you know we sell
tons of them and get quite a rev
enue from them? And what do you
suppose came out of the 'digester'
the other day? Two one-dollar bills. I
After the refuse is sifted," he con
tinued, "it goes into the digester
and later on is covered with oil.
The top is skimmed off and what do
you think we do with that? Why,
that goes to Holland or France and
comes back to this country as per
fumery." ? N. Y. Sun.
For Sunday School.
Tho New Jersey Central's Excursion
Resorts are among the best known
around New York, and careful atten
tion is given by the management to
the^handling of excnriaon parties. In
addition to the excursion places reach
ed by rail the well-known Sandy
Hook Steamer "St. Johns" can be
chartered for "a trip up the Hudson
or down the Bay, " and for informa
tion rates and details write I. E.
Whyte, D. P. A., Asbury Park, N.
J., or O. M. Burt, Q. P. A., New
York City. 2657-5-9-6t e o d
Could Afford a Better One.
"Of course you have a genealogical
tree?" suggested the caller.
"Oh, yes," suggested the hostess,
carelessly. "But we don't think much
of it."
"You don't care much for such
'things, perhaps ?"
"Oh, it isn't that, but this don't seem
to We much good."
"Not complete enough, possibly?"
"It goes pretty near back to Ad?m, '
if that's what you mean," returned the
ho?itee&, "but there ain't enough kings
and queens in it to suit me. Why, only I
this morning I told John to take it
back and tell "the man that got it up
tha<t we can afford a whole lot better '
one than that." ? Brooklyn Eagle.
I
HMrur Evidence.
Yeast ? My doctor says there is
plenty of room at the top of his profes
sion.
Crimsonbeak ? How does he know?
He's never been there. ? Yonkerg
Statesman. ,
Advised Investment. i
Widow (tearfully)? Yes, my daugh
ters are now my only resources.
Friend ? Take my advice, and hus
band your resources well. ? Prince
ton Tiger. ,j
Would Be Strong.
"Yes, sir, you'd be a remarkably I
strong man, if " I
"If what?"
"If your muscles were on a par '
With your ?th."- ? Chicago Post. |
\ I
??Floating Gardem" of Mexico.
Nature and man work together with
incommon accord in forming the cele- -
brated "floating gardens" of the Lakes
2halco and Xochimilco, near the City
af Mexico. An English naturalist, who
recently visited them and found them a
paradise, tells how they grow. Float
ing clumps of entangled peat, moss,
rushes and grass are caught, combined
ind anchored by stakes, or long sap
ings of willows and poplars, which are
iriven into the muddy bottom, where
they soon take root. Fertile mud is
then ladled up and heaped on the float
until a real island is formed, which is
quickly transformed into a garden
where are grown flowers, melons,
?ourds and other kinds of produce/
which are daily carried to market
:hrough a canal leading into the cityM
There are hundreds of such gardens oft,
;he lakes. ? Youths" Companion.
More to the Point.
The Parson ? I intend to pray that
you may forgive Casey for having
thrown that brick at you.
The Patient ? Mebbe yer riv'rence
'ud be saving toime if ye'd just wait
till Oi git well, an' then pray fer Casey.
? Brooklyn Life.
SHIRT WAIST
SUITS - -
We are showing a now
and'up to date Line of
Ladies Shirt Waist
Suits every garment is
full and ample, every
Waist has super iorty
in fit and finish, every
skirt is strictly tailored
made hangs gracefully
and is the perfection of
skirt science.
We gurantee all goods
to be exactly as repres
ented.
Prices
and
up
Philip Levine.
Formerly Kramer & Levine.
351 State Street,
Near Fayette St.
DO YOU OWN
Ad Automobile
Or a
Lawn Hower.f
If not wo have the
latter to offer you
| From - $2.50 - Up
Wi. H tf cCoiick !
s
82 SMITH ST.
S Perth Amboy, New Jersey
I
i
Don't Miss
the Big
Receiver's
i !
of Men's, Boys' and j
j Children's
CLOTHING
at
50g on the Dollar
; 67 Smith St. il
IT SAVES YOU MONEY.
Or. Howard's Dyspepsia Specific; Regular
Price 50c., C. A. Sexton's Price 25c.
The Special half price sale of Dr. How
ard's specific for the cure of constipation
and dyspepsia by C. A. Sexton means
the saving of a few dollars on every
family's yearly bill for medicines.
Each 50 cent bottle (Mr. C. A. Sexton
sells it for 2oc) contains sixty doses of a
medicine that is pleasant to take and
which can be depended upon to cure the
worst case of constipation, dyspepsia or
liver trouble. Mr. C. A. Sexton has so
much faith in the superior irierit of this
medicine that he says: ''If Dr. Howard's
specifio does not cure you, come back to
my store and I will return your money."
If you are troubled with constipation,
headache or dizziness, or if yonr foci
does not digest naturally and easily, you
cannot afford to let pass tl.e special price
that Mr. C, A. Sexton is making this
week on Dr. Howard's Specific.
Mr. 0. A. Sexton is giving his custom
ers a chance to try Dr. Howard's specifio
for the cure of constipation and dyspeps
ia at just half the regular price, 25c.
And every package in sold under his
personal guarantee to refund the money
if it is not satisfactory.
A Gentle Reminder.
"I don't quite see the point of that
remark of yours," said Mr. Skinner, the
grocer, as he tied up the package of
tugar.
"What remark was that?" asked the
customer.
"You just remarked that some men
had an off-hand way of doing things,
and you wished I was one."
"Yes, I wished to remind you that
your hand was on that sugar when you
weighed it." ? Philadelphia Press.
Another Vtevr of It.
If love were always rosy
And knew no mortal Ills,
And never went to pay the rent.
Or stormed at grocery bills,
Then would the world go singing
And Heaven would kiss the hilla
If love were always rosy
And pald no grocery bills!
AN ORDINANCE.
An ordinance to Provide for the
Paving of Rector street from Smith
street to Lewis street, with Creo
resinate Wooden Paving Blocks.
Be it ordained by the City of Perth
Ainboy as follows:
1. That Rector street, from Smith
street to Lewis street in the city of
Perth Amboy, be paved from onib to
curb with creo-resinate wooden pav
ing blocks with 6 inch ooncrete foun
dation.
2. That before putting down such
pavement curbing shall be placed on
either side of said street of 4)? inches
in thickness and 20 inches in* width,
and that said curbing be placed so
that 14 inches of the width thereof is
below the surfaoe of said pavement.
3. That any person desiring to tap
the sewer, gas, or water main in said
street shall do so before said pavement
shall be laid.
4. That said work shall be done
under the supervision of the Street
Commissioner.
5. That one-third of the cost of
said work shall be assessed to and
paid by the citv at large.
Passed May 4, 1908.
Approved May 8, 1903.
1 OHAS. K. SEAMAN,
Attest : Mayor.
John P. Rielley, City Clerk.
3692 5-11-14-18-21
~~AN ORDINANCE.
An ordinance to build a sewer in
Davidson avenue in the City of Perth
Amboy
Be it ordained by the City of Perth
Amboy :
Section 1. That a fifteen-inch pipe
sewer be built in Davidson avenue,
from a point near the southerly line
of Smith street through said Davidson
avenue to conneot with the brick
sewer in Market street.
Sec. 2. Said sewer shall be built
with Ys for house connections oppo
site every twenty-five foot lot, and
with all necessary man holes.
Sec. 3. The work shall be done
under the superintendence of the
Street Commissioner and under the
direction of the Committee on Streets
and Sewers.
Introduced April 20, 1903.
Passed, May 4, 1903.
Approved May 8, 1903.
JCHARLES K. SEAMAN,
Attest : Mayor.
John F. Rielley, Citv Clerk.
2690-5-ll-14-18-21-4t.
To the Honorable Council of the City
of Perth Amboy:
Gentlemen? We, the subscribers,
property owners on Oak street, be
tween Smith and New Brunswick ave
nne. in said city, do hereby petition
your honorable body to pass an ordi
nance to establish a grade for said
Oak street between Smith and said
avenue and have the work to such
grade. When so graded, your peti
tioners will ever pray, etc. , zh l.rt
John N. Dahl, Karsten Nommensen,
Wm. Pullerton, Koyen & Ostergaard,
Patrick McNultv, Peter Dall, Peter
Mathiasen, John Kisko, Wm. Mo
Ciaine, Chas. Zimmermann. Vaclav
Sorhimunek, James Qarland, Bernard
McNally, Martin Burns, Jen Lavrip
paks, Catherine Keating, William H.
Haggorty, T. E. Zungeberg, James H.
Woglom, Charles A. Haeerty, J. A.
Butler, Martin Hansen, Margaret Mul
vaney, Robert McGuire.
2689-5-ll-4t
Perth Amboy, May 4, 1908.
To the Honorable Board of Aldermen
of the City of Perth Amboy:
Gentlemen : ? We, the undersigned
property owners along the line of
Partf avenue do most respeotfully peti
tion' your honorable body to have the
gradte established on said avenue and
worJ/ to the established grade.
Peter Peterson,
Daniel Bachman,
Anderson Smith,
Michael Supka,
Carl Dressier.
368(9-6-11-14-18-21
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| CALENDAR OF LOCAL EVENTS
May 14? Wrestling Match, Hansen
Sharkey, Wilder Hall.
May 14 ? Musical, High School Audi
toriums, auspices High
School Alumni.
May 15? Picnic, Pulaski Park, Cen
tral Pleasure Club.
May 18? Lemon Social, at the homo
of Mrs. G. D. Runyon, High
street, Auspices Epworth
League, Simpson M. ?.
Church.
May 21 ? Dollar Roll Call, Baptist
Church.
May 28? Concert, Yonnir Men's Forum.
June 1? Charity Ball, North Amboy
Slovak Cadets, Kozusko's
Hall.
Aug. 18? Excursion auspioes Court
Amboy F. of A.
Aug. 27 ? Excursion to Ocean Grove,
Simpson M. E. Sunday
School.
THOMAS M. THICKSTUN
Attorney-at-Law
122 Smith Street, Scheuer Building
I'fRTH AMl'OV. N. J.
Fred Lofton. Herbert A. Boshnell.
LUPTON & BUSHNELL
SUCCESSORS TO L.UPTON & LUPTON
..Granite and Marble..
Monuments
Headstones
and Fencing.
Yonr Patronage Solicited.
New Bruns'k A v. & Central R. R.
P. SA^TOKO,
NeSTorV' 105 Smith street.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's
j TAILOR j
We have just opened a fi^st-class tail
oring establishment for ladies and gentle
men at the above address The public is
invited to call and inspect our stock.
Repairing and Cleaning a Specialty.
Houest Goods. Low P. ices, and Perfect
Fit Guaranteed.
A .Lesson In Health.
Healthy kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood, and unless they do this
good health is impossible. Foley's Kid
ney Cure makes sound kidneys and will
positively cure all forms of kidney and
bladder disease. It strengthens the whole
system. Sold at Sexton's Pharmacy.
Once upon a time a very* nervy man
sailed on. his physician and asked him
?or medical advice.
"Take a tonic and dismiss from your,
mind all that tends to worry you," said i
the doctor.
Several months afterward the pa
tient received a bill from the physi
cian asking him to remit $18 and an
swered it ?thus:
"Dear doctor, I have taken a tonic
and your advice. Your bill tends to |
worry me, and so I dismiss it from my
mind."
Moral: Advice sometimes defeat* its
fiver. ? Cleveland Leader.
Wliat Is Foley's iKhlney Cure?
Answer: It is made from a preset iption
of a leading Chicago physician, and of
the most eminent in the country. The in
gredients are the purest that motley can
buy, and are scientifically combined to
get their utmost value. Sold at Sexton's
Pharmacy.
Hnthor stale.
Boxem ? Your friend Blowitz seems
rather fond of ventilating his opin
ions.
Noxem ? Yes; and goodness knows
they need ventilation all right enough.
? Cincinnati Enquirer.
Ed ligation That Paid.
"Was it worth while to, send your
four daughters to that fashionable
school?"
"Sure. One eloped while she was
there and the others came home en
gaged." ? N. Y. Times.
A Revelation.
If you will make inquiry it will be a re
velation to you how many succumb to
kidney or bladder "troubles in one form
or another. If the patient is not beyond
medical aid, Foley's Kiduey Cure will
cure. It never disappoints. Sold at Sex
ton's Pharmacy.
"Charley, dear,*' said young Mrs.
Torkins, "the baby is trying to talk
again. It's wonderful how he takes. af
ter youl"
"What waa he talking about?"
"I think it must have been politics.
He started very calmly, but in a few
minutes he was as angry nnd red'in the
face as he could be." ? Tit-Bits.
Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates and can safely be giveu to obild
ren and Is peculiarly adopted for a?thma,
bronchitis and hoarseness. Sold at Sex
ton's Pharmacy jj
CITY DIRECTORY.
CHURCH It8.
Beth Mordecai, Hobart Street. Pastor^j
Dr. M. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.15 P- m
Saturday, 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School,
Saturday I p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m.
Congregational (Swedish) ? Gor( on st.^
? Pastor, Theodore Englund ? Sunday Sen!
vices 10.30 a. m. 7. jo p. m. Sunday Schoi^
U.30 a. m.
First Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid
Society, Klin Street, P. Joselson, Truster.
Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday
8.30 a. m. , 4.30 p. m.
First Baptist ? Fayette st. ? Pastor. Rev.
Percy K. Ferris ? Sunday Services, lo and
and 10.30 a. m. ami 7.30 p. m. Sunday
j school 2. 30 p. in. B. Y. P. U. Friday 3.45
i p. m. Piayer meeting Wednesday 7.45
i P. m.
I First Presbyterian, Market st and City
Ilall Park, Pastor, Rev. Harlan G. Men
I denhall L). D. Sunday services, 10.30 a.
I m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a,
!m., 2.30 p. m., Junior C. E. 3.30 p. m.
I V. P. S. C. E. 6.40 p. m. Prayer meeting
I Wednesday 7.45 p. m.
Grace English Lutheran. Smith Street
Pastor, Rev. E. J. Keuling. Sunday Ser
( vices 10.30 a. m., 7. 30 p. m. Sunday Schuol
1 2.80 p. m.
Methodist (Danish) Madison Ave and
Jefferson st., Pastor, Rev. A. Hanson.
| Sunday Services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p.
I in. Epworth League, 3.45 p. m., Sunday
School, 2.30 p, m. Ciass meeting, Wed
nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m.
Holy Cross Episcopal ? Washington and
Johnstone sts. ? Rev.D. A. Willes, priest in
charge ? Sunday Services 10.30 a. m. and
; 7.30 p m Sunday School 9.30 a. m.
Our Savior's Lutheran (Danish) State St.
Rev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services
; 10.30 a. m. aiyl 7.30 p. m. Sunday
1 School 2.30 p. in.
i Simpson Methodist ? High and Jefferson
Sis. Pastor, Rev. S. Trevena Jackson,
A.M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10.30
a. m. and 7.30 p. m. ; Sunday school, 2.30
p, m. ; Epworth League, 6.30 p. m.; Prayei
meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m. ; Bible
training class, Friday, 7.30 p.m.; Young
Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m,; Junior Ep
worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m.
St. Mary's Roman Catholic, Center St.
Rev. B. T. O'Connell, pastor; Rev S. A.
Mitchell and Rev. T. F. Blake, assistants.
Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45
a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p.
IXi.
St. Paul's Cierman Church ? South First
street ? Pastor Rev. Jacob Ganns. Services
every 1st and 3rd Sunday of the mouth.
Sunday School every Sunday at 2 o'clock.
St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish) ?
State St. Rev. J. Zielinsk, pastor. Sun
day services, 8.00, 10.30 a. m. Vespers,
4.00 p. m. Sunday School 3.30 p. m.
St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish) Broad
St. l astor Kev. J. Christianson. Sunday
services 10.30 a. 111. and 7.30 p. m. Sun
day School 3 p. m.
St. Peters Episcopal ? Rector St. Rector,
Rev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services
10,30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School
2.30 p. m.
W. C. T. U. ? Meets at 27 Smith st. ev
ery Sunday at 4 p. m.
LODGES.
I. O. O. F. Lawrence Lodge. No. 62
Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street
every Friday night. Dr. Frank Crowther,
N. G. ; F. L. Herrington, Sec'y., Madison
Ave.
A. O. U. W. Meets Odd Fellows Hall,
Smith Street 1st. and 3d. Mondays. 1. B.
Mandevilte, M. W.; J. S. Phillips, Sec'y..
7 Kearney Ave. #
B. P. O. E. No. 784. Meets K. of C.
Hall, corner Smith and Rector Street 1st.
and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Crowther,
E. K. ; W. A. Crowell, Sec'y., Gordon
Street.
Degree of Pocohontas ? I. O. R. M.
Meets every 2d and 4th Friday at City Hall
Mrs. II. iSmith, Pocohontas. Mrs. Wil
liam (ireenleaf, C. of R. Mis. P. Erickson,
C. of W.
F. and A. M. Raritan Lodge No. 61.
Regular Communications and. and 4th.
Thursdays, Odd Fellows -Hall, Smith Street
C. F. Hall, W. M.; C. K. Seaman. Sec'y.,
High Street.
Imp d O. R. M. Po Ambo Tribe No. 65
Council Sleep every Thursday. Phillip
Schwartz. Sachem, llansS. Smith, C. of R.
Andrew Jensen C. of W.
K. of P. Algonquin Lodge, No. 44.
Meets every Monday K. of P. Hall Smith
and High Streets. Harvey Stetson, C. C. ;
Chris Meshrow, K. of R. and S.
K. of C. San Salvadore Council. Meets
every 2d and 4th Wednesday in K. of C.
Hall, Smith and Rector Street. W A.
Growney, G. K. ; Recording Sec'y.,
Richard A. Bolger, 124 Market Street.
I. O. of F. Court I'erth Amboy, No.
3043. Meets K. ol P. Hall. Iligh and
Smith Streets, every 1st and 3rd Tuesdays.
John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poulsen, R.
S., 165 Kim Street
R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100.
Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street
every second and fourth Tuesday. Henry
McCullough Regent, N. II. Moore, Secre
tary, 60 Jefferson Street.
K. of G. E. Meets in Odd Fellows'
Hall, Smith street, every Tuesday night.
George Bath, Noble Grand; Frank B. Reed,
Keeper of Records, 129 Mechanic street.
P. O. S. of A., Washington Camp, No.
79. Msets every second and fourth Thurs
day K. of P. Hall, cor. High and Smith
street Kred Waters, President; J. M. Mills,
Secretary, 210 Oak street.
I. O. of F., Court Keasbey, No. 3367.
Meets last Thursday of every month,
K. of C . Ilall. corner Smith and Rector
streets. G. W. Fithian, Chief Ranger
H. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st .
Parental Strategy.
"It must be a task for you to waeh
the- hands and faces of your nine chil
dren every day," we say in a sympa
thetic tone to the mother of the lively
brood.
"Indeed," she answers, "I do notbave
to wash them."
"But they always look so clean."
"I know. In the winter time I tell
them they must not play in the snow,
and in the summer their father threat
ens to whip them if they go swimming."
? Judge.
No Labor Trouble*.
? We note In this particular
All builders are alike,
For on your castle In the air
There never Is a strike.
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