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OUR LIGHT LIGHTS! No Smoke or Smell. Clean, Cool and Comfortable Con venient and Eoonomioal. MATCHLESS ELECTRIC LICHT Co. 156 Smith Street. COLEMAN CJJ. COLLEGE. Newark. N. %J? The largest and best equipped Business School in the State. DAY AND KVKNING SKS8IONS Alt Business Studies. Short hand and Typewriting Telegraphy and a Complete Academic Course. Individual Instruction, -Shortest Time, Best Re sults. Call ->r write for Catalogue. Calls for help daily No graduates out of positions. 4th and Sth Floors Strauss Building, Corner Academy and Halsey Strei tn. One block rear of Newark Post Office. L. D. Telephone 3712. H. COLEMAN Pres. RECHNITZER&BRAY, CITY H0RSESH0ER3 and WAGON BUILDERS. Iron Structure and Grate Work. None but experienced men employed. Best work. Lowest Price. N. B. Ave. near Post Office C. C. HOMMAKN COUNSELLOR AT LAW S3 Smith St., PERTH AMBOY, NEW JERSEY. Often the Way. The man constantly complained. "Why is it," thej- asked, "that he is unable to cure his indigestion?" "Because," replied theone who knew, "he is too busy getting it." ? Chicago Post. Genuine Disappointment. "Her marriage was a great disap pointment to her friends." "Indeed ?" "Oh, yes. They all predicted it would turn out unhappily, and it didn't." ? Tit-Bits. After the Honeymoon. Ernie ? So Mabel and Jack eloped? Helen ? Yes, and they did just what I thought they would do. Ernie ? Wrote home for forgiveness? Helen ? No, wrote home for money. ? Chicago Daily News. Ltd. AmosH. Van Horn, if8 Carpet Week ! Last weeks' amazing record to be j doubled! Here are prices that will do it ? one whole floor given up to the sale. Nothing but Spring's Freshest Weaves, Patterns and Colorings : 60 cent grade Brussels, yd 52c 75 cent grade Tapestry Brussels, yd . . . 62c 42 cent grade Ingrains, yd 30c 65 cent grade All-wool Ingrains, yd. . 55c 94 cent grade Velvets, yd 85c ?$3 $110 grade Axminsters, yd 98c i Mm k To keep "Carpets" company here's a sale of China and Japan | t flattings. 20 cent 25 cent 30 cent 30 cent 35 cent 40 cent Mattings (China) . Mattings (China) . Mattings (China) . Mattings (Japan). Mattings (Japan). Mattings (Japan). . . 15c yd . . 20c yd . . 25c yd . .26c yd . . 29c yd . .34c yd Bedroom Suits ? A $22.00 Golden Oak Suit at 16.50 Sideboards ? A $25.00one, in Golden Oak, at. . 18.75 | The Portland Range would never have been in over 13,000 * homes if it had'nt been the best range man ever invented. The Wickless Blue Flame Oil Stove in all models ? the best make ever known ? powerful flame, sure, odorless ? call and ?ee us operate it for you. Ovens-too. Refrigerators, in hardwood, $5.85 It's the "Garland", our famous 7-wall box ? we defy any one to find its equal for same price. Porch Rockers, Lawn Benches, Porch Sets, in Rattan, flaple and Oak. Amos H. I /an Horn, Lid. I Be sure it'? "No. 73 " and you see the first name "Amos " before entering our store. [cash OR your MAHK.E6 -TTKEETA 73 OWN TERMS. FREE [ DELIVERIES. ^ Near Plane Street, West of Broad, A Private Delivery Wagon Sent on Request. "Telephone 4580." Send for New 42-Page Catalogue. Again we ask ? this month in rhyme ? Send for our book " The Test of Time Tin? r The Ostermoor Patent > Elastic Felt Mattress, IS making new friends every day; you should see their letters ? w.- ~ J, mail you o.i.i-r of some if you will ask for fhem. One person has asked: What, do you mean >>y" saying that your mattress is always a "SENT ON SUSPICION." \\ I meah just this ; Sleep on It 3o Nights and if it is not even all you h ave hoped /<?;, if , <u " K?!'^ve it to be the equal in cleanliness, durability and comfort of any #50 hair mattreso , . lade, you can get your money back by return mail ? "no ques tion3 asked." The.e will be no unpleasantness about it at all. St- J tor Our Book. "THE TEST OF TIME," ' - whether you need a mattress now or not. It will interest you to know ^bout the best and e hen pest mattress in the world. We sell lirect to the user only. I _ I Made in two parts. 50 cents extra. Express charges prepaid EVERYW HiciRB. 1 t"AKE CARE ! DON'T BE DECEIVED I There is rot a single itoren the count* that fS **?-?* carries our mattress; almost ev?ry store now UggesA a imitation so-called ' 4 felt," which is kept in stock to sell on our advertising. Our nasme AndfuaratU? ? ? ? I^i. tvery mattreu. Can be booght only of 'jj InDSTERMOOR & COMPANY, 119 Elizabeth St., NEW YORK. Wt have ctukioHtd 1J,000 CAurcMj. Send /or our booh," Church Ctuhunu." <?*> a leet 6 inches wide, >5 lbs. 3 feet wide, 30 lbs. . ? . 3 feet 6 Inches wide, 35 lbs. 4 feet wide, 40 lbs. . . . 4 feet6 inches wide, 45 lbs. J8.3S 10.00 ? 1.70 ? 3-35 15.0* ALL 6 TEST 3 IHCHXC MHO HUMOROUS. Higgelty ? ''Poor chap! he'? walking on his uppers." Piggelty ? "Dear, dear! Can't even call his sole his own!" ? Har rard Lampoon. Percy ? "Miss Sweetly, do you think you could be happy with, a man like: me?" Miss Sweetly ? "Well, perhaps ? if he wasn't too much like you!" ? CoAic Cuts. Pertinent Inquiry. ? Biggs (smok ing)? "This is something like a cigar, old man." Diggs ((getting a whiff) ? "Yes, er ? something like ? . What is it, anyway?" ? Chicago Daily News. "What's Jinks a-doin' of now?" "Settin' still an' growlin' at the world." "What for?" "Well, the world won't J rise up an' make a living for him." ? Atlanta Constitution. Jonathan, ? "I say, Britisher, can you spell horse?" Englishman ? "'Orse? Why, certainly. It honly takes a hiaitch and a -ho am!- a har -^nd^a he?s and a he to spell "orse." ? Kansas City Journal. "Why, there isn't enough room in this flat to swing a cat," said the man, contemptuously. "That needn't both er you," promptly replied the janitor. "We don't allow cats here." ? Philadel phia Press. Would Seem So. ? Gunner ? "I am go ing to look in the front of this maga zine for the best pictures of the day." Guyer ? "Oh, you should look in the back. The best magazine artists are illustrating advertisements these days." Chicago Daily News. Johnny ? "Is there any difference, pa? between sleeplessness and insom nia?" Pa ? "Yes, indeed, Johnny, a great deal of difference. ? Anybody can. be sleepless, but it is only persons who have money and a place in society who suffer from insomnia."? Boston Transcript. RUN WAGONS BY TROLLEY. Novel JHH)io<1 of Trn importation la DI?placliiK the Home In Germany. With the Lombard-Gerin system our readers, says the Scientific American, are not unfamiliar. The system util izes two overhead wires ? one positive and one negative. Instead of driving the vehicles entirely by motors con nected with the axle, an auxiliary de vice called an "automotor trolley" is used which runs along the overhead wires. In other words, the vehicles are towed along by a self-propelled motor trolley. The towing trolley is driven by a three-phase induction mo tor suspended between two conduct ing trolley wirei?. The motor is car ried in a frame which also has bear i) gs for the two trolley wheels. Mo tion is communicated to the trolley wheels by the revolving field of the motor. The current is fed to the trolley motor from the omnibus motor, which latter may be regarded as a combined rotary transformer and di rect-current motor. The trolley mo tor travels with a speed somewhat in excess of that of the car itself. From this peculiar arrangement of catising it to lead the way, as it were, the Frenchmen have termed the auto trolley "the blind man's dog." The Lombard-Gerin system has been tried on a line extending from the village of Samois to Fontaine bleau, a distance of about five kilo meters. On this line the car or om nibus is driven by a double motor operating at a tension of 500 volts direct current. The time taken for the journey is about 20 minutes. The total energy used is 543 kilowatt hours, or 60-foot kilowatt hours per car kilometer. It is stated tbat the low expense of equipment for a line of this char acter renders it of particular value for country districts, where an ex pensive track construction would bo prohibitive on account of the small amount of traffic. Smallest British Coin. In the .British crown colony of Hong-Kong- a coin is in circulation known as the "mil-." This is a tiny copper coin with a hole in the cen ter, intended to take the place of the Chinese "cash," which is one-fifty third of a penny, and is in general use among the coolies in the colony. The mil is one-tenth part of a cent, one-one thousandth part of a dollar, and as the silver dollar in use in Hong-Kong- is at present worth about 40 cents, it follows that the "mil" is worth about one-twenty-fifth part of a cent. This, therefore, is the value of the smallest British coin. Another minute British coin is the Maltese "grain," which has been issued re cently in Malta; six of these go to a cent. It is such a pretty little coin that it has attracted the notice of tourists, and is already at a premium. It can scarcely be obtained now ex cept at the rate of live to the cent, a serious difference in the eyes of the frugal Maltese. ? Stray Stories. Knew WHiat He Wanted, "Well, Moses," began the senator, as a grinning African was ushered into his presence at Washington, "what brings you here?" "Mars Joe," replied Mose, "I'se got 'portant business, sah. I wants er orfice." "You want an office! Why, what can you do?" "Do, Mars Joe? What does everybody do that's got er or fice? Bless yer heart. Mars Joe, yer don't un'stand ole Mose. I ain't look'n fo' work, sah; I only wants er orfice." ? Philadelphia Public Ledger. Harmony Denired. Knippe? Why did Johnson hire all such portly people for his servants? Txicque ? He says that his wife in sisted upon having them like that, so they would match her new heavy din ing-room furniture. ? Syracuse Her ald. Genuine Panama $ STRAW HATS 3 Our special agent in Quito, Ecuador, secured these hats at a very low cost. Every one is perfect and easily worth from $5 to $8. This is a rare chance to get one of those comfortable and stylish hats? a genuine Panama. Mail Orders receive special attention. Trade Supplied At Wholesale. FOUR CONVENIENT STORES. New York. 2TO Broadway, 1 211 and 219 0th Ave. 47 Cortlandt St. 125th St., Cor. 3d Ave. nail Orders Filled. THE SUCCESSFUL HOSTESS. Qualities That Arp Eimrntltil to ilie One Wfjo Would lie 11 J'op ular Entertainer. It takes much talent to be a good entertainer. The qualities that go to make up the successful hostess are various, and it "would be difficult to say which is the most essential one. One indispensable quality of a good entertainer is to appear, and, if pos sible, realty- to feel, interested in the things that her visitors discuss. This quality is also a requisite of the fasci nating and popular woman, says Amer ican Queen. However entertaining you may be. you should not lose sight of the fact that others may also want to air their talents in the conversational line, and you should give them a chance. There is nothing more exasperating, besides being downright bad form, as to listen in an abstracted, slightly im patient manner and begin at once your story before the words are fairly out of your visitor's mouth. Listen atten tively, interestedly, and do not show that you are waiting for one to finish. Another phase of impoliteness is to anticipate the point of an anecdote or to announce that you have "heard it before in a different way." Such breaches are really unkindness and would never be committed if you cul tivated the faculty of putting yourself in the other's place. You like atten tion; you like to tell your story and draw your point ; you like appreciation of your stories. Why not accord to others these privileges? While assuming an interest in oth ers. do not also assume that others are interested in all that appeals to you. If everybody followed this suggestion the problem would he solved in a trice. It requires much tact and discrimina tion in selecting topics for all degrees and shades of thought. Do not talk above the heads of people just to air your own ideas. Many people do this to make an impression, but the im pression they do make is usually just the opposite of the one they expected to make. Remember that when you do not en tertain you bore, and do not, out of a desire to eclipse others, run the risk of such an infliction. SELF-POSSESSED WITNESS. I The Croas-E'inminrr Tlionitht He Had Him. Ilut Wax Cleverly Eluded. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle told at the literary dinner recently given to him in London of his experience as a juror in his youth, says the New York Times. "1 once served on a jury out of curiosity," he said, "and what most impressed me in that business was the highhanded manner of the cross examinations. There was one wit ness, though, a dentist, whom no browbeating' cross-examiner could disturb. "This dentist was being questioned about a certain woman. " 'Did you ever have any difference with the lady?' the opposing- lawyer asked. " 'No, sir.' replied the dentist. " 'Now, attend. Didn't you make her a set of teeth once?' "'Yes, sir.' "'Didn't she return them?* " 'No, sir.' "The lawyer glared. Then he re sumed : " 'But you admit, don't you, that later on she had another set made by another dentist?' " 'Oh, yes, 1 admit that,' said the witness. "'Ah! You admit that. And the lady is wearing that other set now, is she not?' " 'Yes, she is wearing it.' "'And she has discarded your set?' " 'No.' "'What? Do you mean to tell me she is wearing both sets at the same time?' " 'Yes, I do.* "'Pooh! Nonsense! How can that possibly be?* " 'Why, one is a lower and the other is an upper set,' said the dentist." Standing on the highest mountain which is slightly over five miles abov sea level, a man can see to a distance of 200 miles on a clear day. To see objects a distance of 100 miles, the observer must be standing at a height of 6,667 feet above the level of the sea^. ? Scientific American. ? Do You Enjoy What Yon Eat? If yon don't your food does not do yon mnch good. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the remedy that everyone should take when there is anything wrong with the stomach. There is no way to maintain the health and strength of mind and body except by nourishment. There is no way to nourish except through the stomach. The stomach must be kept healthy, pure and sweet or the strength will let down and disease will set up. No appetite, loss of strength, nervonsness, headache, constipation, bad breath, sour risings, rifting, indigestion, dy spepsia and all stomach tronbles are qaickly cured by the use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Sold by G. W. Pari sen. An Odd Shirt Wadst. An odd shirt waist which is sure to appeal to the girl who loves things original is made of linen, with stitched linen straps in a contrasting color as the trimming. The waist itself is severely plain, but across the bust and half way below it and the waist line there are five slashes just large enough for a stit<Jied linen band to be run through. A shirt waist made in this unique style was of white mercerized linen, each strap finished with a narrow blue cotton fringe. The straps were fastened at the neck and shoulders of the waist, and then were drawn through the two slashes. The upper part of the sleeve was slashed in the same way as the front of the waist, and one strap was used as the decoration. ? Woman's Home Companion. On tiie Verge of a Hlunder. Clara ? Did you lose your presence of mind when he attempted to kiss you? Maud ? Yes. for a moment. Why. I came near telling him to stop. ? Town Topics. Ladies and Children Invited. All ladies and children who cannot stand the shocking strain of laxative syrups, cathartics, etc., are invited to try the famous little Eforly Risers. They are different from all other pills. They do not purge the system. Even a double dose will not gripe, weaken or sicken ; manv people call them the Easy Pill. W. H. Howell, Houston, Tex., says nothing better can be nsed for constipation, sick headache, etc. Bob Moore, Lafayette. Ind. , says all others gripe and sicken, while De Witt's Little Earlv Risers do their work well and easy. Sold by G. W. Parisen. Knew What He Wanted. "Well, Moses," began the senator, as a grinning African was ushered into his presence at Washington, "what brings you here?" "Mars Joe," replied Mose, "I'se got 'port ant business, sah. I wants er orfice." "You want an office! Why, what can you do?" "Do, Mars Joe? What does everybody do that's got er or fice? Bless yer heart. Mars Joe, yei don't un'stand ole Mose. I ain't look'n fo' work, sah; I only wants er orfice." ? Philadelphia Public Ledger. Vicious. Lucilla ? It is said that beautiful women depend wholly on their looks for social success. Caroline ? Perhaps that is true. It is not every girl that can talk as en tertainingly as you, dear. ? Kansas City Journal. Kodol Give Strength by enabling the digestive organs to digest, assimilate and transform all of the wholesome food that may be eaten into the kind of blood that nourishes the nerves, feeds the tissues, hardens the muscles and recuperates the organs of the entire body. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Catarrh of the Stomach and all stom ach, disorders. Sold by G. W. Pari sen. A Sla 11 d e r. Binks ? My stars! 1 heard that you had died of heart failure while drunk. Winks ? That's a mean, miserable, malicious slander. "Then you were not drunk?" "1 didn't die of heart failure.' ? N. Y. Weekly. A Serions Mistake. E. O. DeWitt & Co. is the name of the firm who make the genuine Witch Hazel Salve. DeWitt's is the Witch Hazel Salve that heals without leaving a scar. It is a serions mistake to nse any other. DeWitt's Witoh Hazel Salve cures blind, bleeding, itohing and protruding piles, burns, bruises, eczema and all skin diseases. Sold by G. W. Parisen. STORY ABOUT SMITH HOUSE. New Brunswick Resident has Some Interesting Things to Say About Famous Structure. OVER CENTURY OLD. Owners of the HouseSand some {Details as to What Took Place There in Years Gone by? Recent Fire Recalls! Interest ing .History? The Kearny-Smith) Home steac*. It has been rather a surprise to the writer that so little comment has been elicited by the burning of the Kearny-Smith house at Perth Amboy than which no more interesting resi dence existed in this vicinity or to which clings more of historic senti mental interest nor wheie perhaps were to be fonnd more of those an tiques so highly sought after at the present time, or again more valuable historic documents in the way of correspondence. In fact Mrs. MoEnight Smith, one of the daughters of the original pro prietor has made a family tree of inestimable valne. In the earlv days of the last century James Kearny Esq., came from Cnracoa and married Miss Parker, sister of Hon. James Parker (who donated the campus to Rutgers College), and then built what has been known as the Kearny house and which stands now in front of that spacious and beautifnl'square known as the City Park, and there the house has stood for over a hundred years in the occupanoy of th&t one family. James KearLy's sister married John G. Warren, a New York banker, and thus the house became the cher ished nucleus of the Warrens, the Parkers and the Kearnys.and also Gort landt, Parser wl o for four soore years or more has never lost his ohildhood love for the old placp, and to none, we venture to say, will the news of the destruction bring a more poignant regref. The house has subsequently came to the possession of Mrs. MoKnight Smith, one of the]daaghters, and one of whose daughters there resided up to the time of the destruction. It was unpretentious 0<s to a s lecture, but beautiful as to sitnation -Vl ?nr rounded by a large garden, was most attractive. Embowered in ancient oaks and elms with a great open area in front, the whole was accentuated by its great afie. I It was, as before remarked, the nu cleus for botli young and old of Jthe family connections ; indeed, that rose embowered porch with its quaint wooden Beats is ever present in our memory, as of a balmy summer even ing the young people were wont to assemble there and sit and talk and make love to their heart's content, to th9 cadence of the breeze murmuring through the thick foliage, from whose parting leaves occasionally there were glints of the moonlit river. It was a dangerous hour for young lives, in fact many a troth was plight ed there and afterwards cemented be fore the altar of old St. Peter's, whose spire then gleaming in the beams, now rests its shadows aslant those whilom lovers' graves. Perth Amboy 's society, made up of a few old families, was very exclu sive, of ancient lineage but of decreas ing wealth. There were the Kearnys, the Parkers, the Meads, the Ogdens, the Bentons, the Lawrence Kearnys, the Bruens, and among them many a lovely bua who found her fate neath the shade of t le multiflora which trel lised the Kearny porch, but over whose grave the myrtle now wreaths a'shroudjof perpetual creen. T. R. W. ? New Brunswick HomeJNews. The first Discord. Miss Budley ? Now that you are married, I suppose life is like one grand sweet song? Mrs. Umber (slowly) ? Ye-es, but the first, night Harry went out ha forgot the key. ? Towai Topics. DeWitt DeWitt is the name to look for when ^ you go to buy Witch Hazel Salve. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve Is the original and only genuine. In fact DeWitt'sis the only Witch Hazel Salve that Is made from the unadulterated Witch-Hazel All others are counterfeits? base Imi tations, cheap and worthless ? even dangerous. DeWitt's Witch HazelSalvo is a specific for Piles: Blind, Bleeding, Itching and Protruding Piles. AlsoCuts, Bums, Bruises, Sprains, Lacerations, Contusions, Carbuncles, Eczema. Tetter, Salt Rheum, and all other Skin Diseases. SALVE PREPARED BT ?. C. DeWitt 4 Co., Chicago *** ? For,' sale by G.?W. Parisen.