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Pertly flmboy Evening flews FOUNDED 1879 AS THE PERTH ANBOY REPUBLICAN. An Independent Newspaper published every afternoon, except Sundays, by the Perth Amboy Evening News Company, at 5 King Street, Peith Amboy, N. J. J. LOGAN CLEVENGER, Editor D. P. OLMSTEAD, Business Manager TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: The Evening News is on sale at newstands and delivered by regular carrier in Perth Amboy, South Amboy, Woodbridge, Carteret, Tottenville and surrounding towns for 6c per week.^ By mail, postage prepaid, per year ----- #3.00 " " " six months ----- .1.50 BRANCH OFFICE: Newark, F. N. Sommer, 794 Broad St. Long Distance Telephone ----- 98 Entered at Post-Office as second class matter. SATURDAY, JULY 18, 1903. While on your vacation Don't for get to have The Evening News mailed to you, and 'in this way keep in touch with yonr home doings. No extra oharge for mailing, and address o ha n Bed as often as desired. The Evening News seconds the opin ion of the New Brunswick Home News in that a public investigation of the county affairs wonld be much more satisfactory to all concerned. The Evening News has expressed its opinion before on seoret sessions and transacting public business behind closed doors. The officials are simply the representatives of the people and all should know what is going on. The faot is, if all public affairs wexe attended to in open meetings there wonld be less cause for so much in vestigating. Following is what the Home News says: "Surely if the freeholders are will ing to have their affairs investigated there should be no obieotion on the part of anyone else to setting at rest rumors that refleot not only on the county's governing body but npon the connty itself. A pnblic investigation b?f?re a commission would accomplish this far better than a Oiand Jury in quisition behind closed doors. ' ' , Activities in yacht racing on Barne bay reminds one of the,' possibili ties on the old Baritan. /in another column of today's the Evening News tells of two races to be held on the Barnegat for cups. There are four yacht clubs there and much rival ry exists. There seems to be no real reaaon why the yacht clubs of this city, South Amboy, Sewaren and Key port should not get together for some kind of sport. It may be late this year, but there is plenty of time to get in shape for another summer. Professor Smith has now gone to Atlantic City and promises ?to clear that resort of 'mosquitoes in one year. We hope he will soon return and come down here to tell us how to get rid of the bird according to the soheme he said he had worked out. We have all been punished enough and if the hat should be passed around to pay ex penses it is very probable there would be a liberal response. There is every sign of prosperity long shore. Not only do the numer ous fishing parties on the bay denote that men have money and time to snare, but the great number of excur sions coming down from the oities tell of pockets better filled than in rears past. Not only aie these exonrsions more nnmerons bnt all are orowded. Men, women and children throng the decks, ail apparently having a merry time. The labor unions are apologizng for "Mother Jones" who is leading a band of textile workers of Philadel phia on a vain march to New York. Their action is timely. The woman 's action is no help to their cause and only gives the enemies of organized labor another opportunity to ridicule their efforts. That section of Perth Amboy bound ed by Smith street, New Brnnswiok avenne and the Central railroad, which, a few years ago, was an open field, will shortly be bnilt up with the finest buildings in the city. The library is fast nearing completion. Monday ground will be broken for the new Hebrew synagogue, the govern ment building will shortly be erected there and the Grace Lutheran church will be started within that district within a short time. Already the Danish Methodists have erected a pretty little building. This only de monstrates the growth of Perth Am boy within the last year or two and two or three years hence. This does not include the large factories now in course of construction all around us, nor the handsome 160,000 edifice be ing erected by St. Mary's parish. Can any other oity in the State equal this? ? ? ? * ?** EDITORIAL COMMENT. ' The papers this morning'' heralded the fact that Davy Johnson, the noted plunger, is penniless, having lost 1125,000 since the Suburban. Dtivy was far from penniless last summer, when he was presiding over a temple of chance at Long Branch. The turn of Fortune's wheel ever finds victim* among those who court its favors most.? Asbury Park Press. Why not name the Somerset County jail the Hotel Freedom? Is Judge Schenck going to allow that jail de livery to pass by unnoticed? One can readily understand why North Plain fielders dislike being residents of Somerset County when matters are permitted to go as they are at pres ent.? Plainfield Press. I Mountain* Must Work. The. white giant of the state of Wash ' ington, Mouut Ranier, is about to be drives injo the ranks of modern in dustrialism, as Niagara has been. A scheme is under way to develop power for light, heat, traction and industrial purposes in the cities of Tacont and Seattle from the water constantly supplied by the glaciers of the great peak. The Puyallup river, which {emerges from one of the 16 glaciers, is to be led into a reservoir, from which the water, descending through steel pipes 1,700 feet long, inelined at an angle of 45 degrees, will be hurled < against mighty impulse-wheels, set ting them spinning with a speed of T,000 feet per minute, and developing the energy of 20,000 horse-power. This is only a fraction of the power that the huge mountain is estimated to be ca pable of supplying from its perpetual ?aow cap. ? Youth's Companion. What Happened to Him. "Yes," simpered the sentimental lady w ho sat next to us at the country table, where we were endeavoring to fill oar lungs with ozone at four dol lars per; "yes, I at least may claim to be a woman who married her ideal." "Your ideal of a husband?" we ask. "Yes." ?"And where is he?" "Alas! we hsd to part." "Why, was your ideal shattered V "No; I found that he was basted," ?he said, with a sweet simplicity that won us completely. ? Judge. Only Sampling It. In the grocery division of a big de partment store a young woman was making an exhibit of a new prepara tion of wheat. On the counter in front of her were little plates. These she filled from time to time with freshly cooked samples, which she passed out free to customers who wished to try them. One man. a lean, dyspeptic looking person, had emptied his dish with evident relish, ana the young wom an, sure of making a sale, addressed him with her most engaging smile. "Well," she said, "how do you like our new breakfast food? It's only 15 centB a package." "It is very good," he replied, set ting down the dish, "but I never eat any breakfast." ? Youth's Compan ion. Entitled t* Hta Fna. Great Magnate ? I think I shall enter politics. Private Secretary ? Business or pleasure? "Oh, pleasure. I've put so much money into it that I want to see what It is like." ? Brooklyn Life. R?trlbatl0B. First Mosquito ? The expert* are trying- to murder us. Second Mosquito ? Don't fear; we'll soon put them behind bars.? Judge. A Sore Tfela*. A tip on the racea ? stay away I f^ueago Daily New*. NEW RAILROAD ; BOOK. ^Tew Jersey is in every sense a typical vacation region, and each year brings greater developments and im provements for the entertainment of the pleasnre seeker. The Shore, which id reaohed best by the New Jersey Central, Atlantic Highlands, Navesink, _ Seabrisht, Monmonth Beach, "Allenimrst, Deal, Asbnry Park, Ocean Grove, Spring Lake and Point Pleasant. To these points there is a fast express service at almost every hour, while the New Jersey Central's Sandy Hook boats afford a delightful seatrip to Atlantic Highlands, from whioh point trains convoy passengers to the above points. Atlantic City, Cape May, Ocean City, Tnckerton, Beach Haven are also reached by the New Jersey Central by fast express trains, while the interior resorts, in cluding Lake HoDatcong, Manch Chunk, Harvey's Lake, hmve greatly improved service. The New Jersey Central has juBt issued a new booklet, known as "Sea Shore and Mount ains, " descriptive of the region tra versed by that road. The book was gotten np regardless of expense, iB printed on fine paper and has u early 160 illustrations and scenes along the line of the road. This book is sent to any address upon receipt of 6 cents in stamps by C. M. Burt, Gen'l. Pass. Agent, New Jersey Central, R. 083, New York City. Send for it. 30^6-7-18-1 INDIAN TERRITORY'S CAPITALS There Arc Five in All. One for Each Tribe, Yet So Proper Capital. Here is a common geography mis take corrected, says the Chit-ago In ter Ocean: "The educators of the Indian terri tory should endeavor to educate the various school-book publishing com panies in regard to the capitals of the Indian country," recently said Tarns Bixby, chairman of the Dawes commission. "Every geography pub lished has Tahlequah as the capital of the Indian territory. The maps of the territory in these geographies show scarcely any other towns. But Tahlequah is always* played up in heavy black letters, with the star representing the capital. It is about time that authors of geographies knew something of the geography of the Indian country, and the educaj tors here ought to draw their atten tion to the inaccuracies of the text books on geography. "As a matter of fact, the Indian territory proper has no eapital. as it Is not a regularly organized terri tory. It is simply the Indian terri tory. "The seat of government is Musko gee. Each of the five civilized tribes, however, has a capital. Tahlequah is the capital of the Cherokee nation. Okmulgee of the Creek nation, Tishomingo of the Chickasaw nation, Wewoka of the Seminole nation, and Tuskahoma of the Choctaw nation." CAVE LIKE FAIRY FALACE. Discovery In Montana Mountains of Cavern Containing Strange and Beautiful Figures. While projecting in the mountains ten miles west of here recently, says a report from Anaconda. Mont., Frank McKinnon broke through the earth into one of the most peculiar caverns ever discovered in this section. Mc Kinnon had sunk a shaft possibly 20 feet. Suddenly the earth gave way beneath his feet and he was precipi tated into a great underground chamber. . Filled with stalactites and stalag mites of all kinds the place was a veritable fairy palace. The only opening into or exit from the cave seemed to be the opening into which the man had fallen. In the cave was a small lake and near this were the skeleton of a man and the bones of a mountain lion. Cold drafts passed over the lake continually, showing that It was connected with the out side worlds yet the closest search failed to reveal the opening, McKinnon, who was accompanied by a friend, made an inspection of the cave and was later pulled to the surface with a rope. It has been known for a long time that there was something mysterious about the mountains where the cave is located, as the Indians cannot be induced to go there, claiming the lo cality is haunted. Largest Ckrmlcal Factory. The largest factory of chemicals in the world is said to be the aniline and soda establishment of Baden, in Ludwigshafen - on - the - Rhine. The works employ 148 scientific chemists, 75 technical engineers, 305 clerks and more than 6,000 workingmen. There are 421 buildings for factory purposes and 548 dwellings for laborers and 91 for officials. One hundred and two boilers furnish steam -for 253 engines with 12,160 horsepower. Gas is ex-j tensively used for fuel. Five largej steam hoists on the banks of the river are used for loading and un loading. The works' own a vessel with a capacity of 600 metric tons, for the transportation of sulphuric acid. A network of railway, having a total length of 27 miles, connects with the state. Eighty-seven cars are owned by the factory railroad system. !f?w" York's Public Baths. ' )"? New York, with 3,437.202 inhabitants, has only one public bath, but has three HUMOROUS. Indestructible Brick. ? A brick struck a Kansas City negro's head yesterday and was not broken. The process of making indestructible brick is pro gressing'. ? Kansas City Star. Teacher ? "See how thin this sheet of paper is? Now, Johnnie, do you know of anything else that's thin?" Johnnie ? "Yes'm; my excuses for be ing late." ? Chelsea Gazette. Chopping Him Off. ? Ak inside (as a preface to his tale of woe) ? "Misery, you know, loves company, and?" Grimshaw ? "So 1 have observed, but company is not so confoundedly fond of misery. Good day!" ? Smart Set. "1 understand Goodman is a candi date for mayor of our town." "Yes, but so is Crookley." "Goodman is sure ly better able to fill the place." "Yes, but Crookley's better able to get it." ? Philadelphia Record. The Policeman ? "Say, son, are you lost?" Boston Child ? "No, sir. I know my whereabout perfectly, but I presume my father and mother would like to be directed to where 1 am." ? Kansas City (Mo.) Independent. In Good Company. ? "I don't see how you can rest at night with so manytun paid debts to worry you." "My dear sir, you are und?r a misapprehension. Great Britain owes $4, <>00,000, (KM) and doesn't lose any sleep over it. Why should I worry about a few paltry hun dreds?" ? Kansaa City Journal. "I notice in this morning's paper," Raid the new boarder, "an advertise ment about 'a good" cotton duck.' What's a cotton duck?" "Give it up," replied the star boarder; "now, if it was an India rubber chicken, Mrs. Starvem could tell us something about that." ? Philadelphia Press. AN UNFORTUNATE FLIRTATION ? Lone Young Woman on Train Effec tually l)l?po?e? of a Too-Atten tive Male Paaaenger. "There is nothing," he thought, "like a quiet little flirtation to pass away the time on.a railroad journey." Then he looked about him to see if any one of the opposite sex sfcemed to have similar views, and his eyes were gladeoed by the sight of a pretty youi*^ woman, writes Elliott Flower, in the Brooklyn Eagle. "She'll do," he decided, and present ly he caught her eye. There was neith er rppulse nor invitation in the glance she gave him, bo he decided that it w as all right. Nothing but an outward show of anger or indignation will dis courage such a man. Presently he moved over to her seat. Again there was neither repulse nor encouragement. "It's all right," he told himself, and he opened the conversation. "What'* the next station?" ehe asked idly. He told her, and the information seemed to give her some amusement. She laughed quietly, and then let him continue his silly compliments. She did not return them, but she Scept looking at him with an amused smile, as if she enjoyed the situation in some way that he did pot understand. He redoubled his efforts to force some recognition of his alleged gallantry, but he foiled. "What is it that amuses you? ne asked finally. "I am thinking," she answered, of what will happen when we reach the next station." "Why ?" he demanded. "My husband is to join me there, she replied. "He'll be delighted to meet you, I know, for he hasn't bad any reereation lately." "Any recreation 1" "And he's a. man of violent temper as well as great energy," she went on. "He needs exercise." He looked at her anxiously. She was still smiling. "I'm sorry," he said, "but I get off at the next station." "Won't you wait a m-oment, just to meet Jim?" she asked. mj_ -j don't believe I can," he re* turned. "He'll be very anxious to see you? when T tell him all about this," she urged, "and he won't detain you long. We're just slowing u for the station The man who felt the need of a little pleasurable excitement to drive away, the ennui of travel hastily picked up his grip and slipped out the rear door of the car. Somehow he thought he would prefer to continue his journey on the next train. It wasn't until he had been left alone on the platform that it suddenly dawned upon him that no man had boarded the train at that point. As for the girl, she was still smiling when she picked up her book to continue her reading. And no man joined her. "But, then, as she afterward told a. friend in recounting the experience, "a girl doesn't need a real husband to protect her^ from annoyance, if she only has sufficient originality to in vent one at the proper time." Strange 7A K*?K o* * B?ll*t. According to a story from Leipzig, the surgeons at a hospital there have been treating a young man who was brought to them with a bullet in his heart. The bullet caused no bleeding and did not injure the heart in a vital part, for after 12 hours the patient recovered and remained well for three weeks. Then dangerous symptoms ap peared, and an examination with Koent <ren rays showed that the bullet was being tossed about inside the heart "like a ball bouncing off the sides of a room " After six months the bullet became Imbedded firmly in the flesh of the heart, and once settled in an immovable position the patient's con dition rapidly improved. The young man left the hospital, and the doctor a believe that the bullet in his heart will crive him no further trouble.? London 1?-tf CALENDAR ?F LOCAL EVENTS JULY AUGUST 5 12 I 19 26 |w| I 8 15 22 ISM -? 11 18 25 29!30|3i iw! 5 12 *91 26 T F S 1 "8 i5! 22 29' July 28? Lawn Festival, Woman's Guild, St. Poter's church, Rectory lawn. July 80? Picnic Loeser's Grove, Young Men's Hebrew Association. Aug. 18? Excursion auspices Court Amboy F. of A. Aug. 27? Excursion to Ocean Grove, SimDson M. E. Sunday School. Nov. 18, It, 20? Fair, Presbyterian Chapel. If you are looking for real estate investment read the column on page 2. THOMAS M. THICKSTUN Attorney-at-Law 122 Smith Street, Scheuer Building PKRTH AHI'OY, N. J. AHfl I Forrest I.. Smith CITY SURVEY OR, Scheukr Building. Fred. Lupton. Herbert A. Bushmkll. LUPTON & BUSHHELL SUCCESSORS TO LuPTON & LUPTON .Granite and Marble.. Monuments Headstones and Fencing. Your Patronage Solicited. New Brims' k A v. & Central R. R. CITY DIRECTORY. ' ? CHURCHES. i Beth Mordecai, Hobart Street. Pastor, J Dr. W. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.15 p. m. Saturday," 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School, Saturday 1 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. [ Congregational (Swedish) ? Gordon st. ?Pastor, Theodore Englund? Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m. 7-3? P- Sunday School . 9.30 a. m. j First Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid Society, Elm Street, P. Joselson, Trustee. Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday 1 8.30 a. m. , 4-3? P* m First Baptist? Fayette st,.? Pastor, l^v. Percy R. Ferris ? Sunday Services, 10 and i and 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday I school 2. 30 p. m. B. Y. P. U. Friday 3.45 < p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 I ) p. m. 1 1 First Presbyterian, Market st and City I j Ilall Park, Pastor, Rev. Harlan G. Men- le denhall D. D. Sunday services, 10.30 a. L m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. 1 1 m., 2.30 p. m., Junior C. E. 3.30 p. m. | Y. P. S. C. E. 6.40 p. m. Prayer meeting < Wednesday 7.45 p. m. Graoe English Lutheran. Smith Street I1 Pastor, Rev. E. J. Keuling. Sunday Ser- 1 1 vices 10.30 a. m., 7.30 p. m. Sunday School | f 2.80 p. m. H Methodist (Danish) Madison Ave and j 1 Tefferson St., Pastor, Rev. A. Hanson. I Sunday Services, 10,30 a. m. and 7.30 p. 1 ? m, Epworth League, 3.45 p. m., Sunday I , School, 2.30 p, m. Class meeting, Wed- , nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m. L Holy Cross Episcopal ? Washington and . Johnstonrtts.? Rev.D. A. Willes, priest in 1 charge? Sunday Services 10.30 a. m. and 1 ^ 7. 3? p m Sunday School 9.30 a. m. | Our Savior's Lutheran (Danish) State St. I Rev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services i 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday 1 School 2.30 p. m. .< Simpson Methodist? High and Jefferson 1 Sts. Pastor, Rev, S. Trevena Jackson, - A.M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10.30!, a. m. and 7.30 p. m.; Sunday school, 2.30 j p, m.; Epworth League, 6.30 p. m,; Prayei meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m.; Bible training class, Friday, 7.30 p. m.; Young Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m,; Junior Ep- 1 worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m. St. Mary's Roman Catholic, Center St. Rev. B. T. O'Connell, pastor; Rev. S. A. Mitchell and Rev. T. F. Blake, assistants. Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. iii. I 1 St. Paul's German Church ? South First I street ? Pastor Rev. Jacob Ganns. Services J 1 every 1st and 3rd Sunday of the month. I Sunday School every Sunday at 2 o'clock. St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish)? State St. Rev. J. Ziellnsk, pastor. Sun day services, 8.00, 10.10 a. m. Vespers, 1 4.00 p. m. Sunday School 3.30 p. m. i St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish) Broad 1 St. Pastor Kev. J. Christianson. Sunday 1 services 10.30 a. m. and 7.3? P- m- Sun- 1 1 day School 3 p. m. I I St. Peters Episcopal ? Rector St. Rector, I Rev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services 10,30 a. m. and 7.30 P- m- Sunday School 2.30 p. m. I I W. C. T. U.? Meets at 27 Smith st. ev- 1 ery Sunday at 4 p. m. I 1 LODGES. | A. O. U. W Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street ist. and 3d. Mondays. I. B. Mandeville, M. W.; J. S. Phillips, Sec'jfc, 7 Kearney Ave. B. P. O. E. No. 784. Meets K. of C. Hall, corner Smith and Rector Street ist. and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Crowther, E. K.; W. A. Crowell, Sec'y., Gordon Street. C. L. B. Father Quinn Council No. 88. meets 2d and 4th Tuesdays every Montn in K. of C. Hall. William Hallahan, sec retary. D. of L. Meet in City Hall, every Mon day evening. Counsellor Mrs. Maggie Herbert, High street. Secretary Charles Cluney 444 State st. 1, Degree of Po^hontM-I. O. R. M ./ ^ , | j Meets every 2d and 4th Friday at City Hall Mrs. H. Smith, Pocohont&s. Mrs. Wil liam Greenlrfif, C. of R. Mrs. P. Erickson, 1 C. of W. ' F. and A. M. Raritan Lodge No. 61 Regular Communications 2nd. and 4th.^^ Thursdays, Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street^ C. F. Hall, W, M.;C. K. Seaman. Sec'y.,* High Street. F. of A. Court Aml>oy No. 58. meets K. of P. Hall, first and third Wednesday .?& Thos. Lucas, Chief Kanger, E. J. Dulton^B Fin Sec., 95 New Brunswick ave. G- A. R. Major James II. Dandy Post ? No. ^3. S. G. Garretson, Commander; Adjt. Rov. E. B. French, Westminster. Imp d O. R. M. Po Amljo Tribe No. 65 Council Sleep every Thursday. Phillip Schwartz. Sachem, llansS. Smith, C. of R. Andrew Jensen C. of W. Ira B. Tice Lodge No. 309 Rail-Road Trainmen, meet every 1st aiul 3rd Sunday Knights pf Pythias Hall (.'or. Smith and High streets. T. J. Griffin Master Robt. Mulvaney Secretiiry, Charles Miller 'fres urer. I. O. of F., Court Keasbey, No. 3367. Meets last Thursday of every month, K. of C . Hall, corner Smith and Rector streets. G. W. Fithian, Chief Ranger H. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st. I. O. O. F. Lawrence Lodge, No. 62 j Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street 1 every Friday night. Dr. Frank Crowther, N. G. ; F. L. Herrington, Sec'y., Brighton Ave. Jr. O. U A. M. Middlesex Council No. 63. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in City Hall. Charles Cluney, Counsellor, G. M. Adair, Recording Secretary 203 Madison Av. , K. of P. Algonquin Lodge, No. 44. Meets every Monday K. of P. Hall Smith and High Streets. Harvey Stetson, C. C.; Chris Meshrow, K. of R. and S. K. of C. San Salvadore Council. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in K. of C. Hall, Smith and Rector Street. W A. Growney, G. K. ; Recording Sec'y., Richard A. Bolger, 124 Market Street. I. O. of F. Court Perth Am boy. No. 3043. Meets K. of P. Hall. High and Smith Streets, every 1 stand 3rd Tuesdays. John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poulsen, R. S., 165 Elm Street. R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100. Meet9 Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every second and fourth Tuettday. Henry j McCullough Regent, N. H. Moore, Secre- J tary, 60 Jefferson Street. K. of G. E. Meets 1n Odd Fellows' Hall, Smith street, every Tuesday night. George Bath, Noble Grand; Frank B. Reed, Keeper of Records, 129 Mechanic street. P. O. S. of A., Washington Camp, No. 79. Meets every second and fourth Thurs day K. of P. Hall, cor. High and Smith street Fred Waters, PresidentjJ. M. Mills, Secretary, 210 Oak street. 1 W, O. W. Perth Amboy Camp No. 19, meets at City Hall 1st and 3rd Wednesday. Uhris. Mathiasen C. C., Dr. II. K. Mason Ulerk, 63$ Smith street. Washington Literary Club meets in Un ion Hall Adalaide Building, on the Second Sunday of Each Month at 3 o'clock p. m. John Clark, President. FARMERS OWN THE RAILROAD. Line In North Dakota Built by Them selves Is a Paying In vestment. Ramsey county is one of the few iommunities in the country that soast a railroad built by the farmers themselves for the purpose of trans Dorting their produce to market ? a successful venture, says the Bis narck Tribune. The stockholders of the Farmers' road met at Garske re :ently and it was decided to issue Donds enough to cover the indebted less of the road. Up to this time the ndebtedness of the road had been secured only by a mortgage and by i few of the principal stockholders ivho have been liable for the debt. A report of the financial condition jf the road showed it very prosper ous. The gross earnings of the road iince last October amount to some bhing like $21,000, while the net earn ings amount to about $15,000. The total indebtedness of the road is now ibout $103,000. It can be aeen that the total indebtedness can be paid in about four years at the present rate of earnings. The earnings,, how ever, will be much greater in the fu-j ture than they have been in the past, rhis report ought to put a* complete juietus on the rumor that the road,, ias been sold to the Soo or any othe oarty. The Farmers' railroad still lives and will no doubt be on earth for years to come. ] ? Captive Animals. Captivity changes animals' natures. A lion chptured when it was full grown will always be treacherous, but lions, tigers, leopards and other car nivorous animals that have been born In captivity can be tamed till they are as gentle and affectionate and safe as poodle dogs. The Mississippi Water-Shed. That low lying territory of the Mis sissippi should at times be overflowed is not surprising if one considers that the "Father of Waters" draws supplies from 28 states, draining one-) third of the area of the United States. Ho Joke Betas a King. The new king of Servia became greatly excited when he was informed ?f his election. We can't blame him, says the Chicago Record-Herald. .Be ing elected king of Servia is no laugh ing matter. """"" x" -7- ' ' - ? In Podnnk. Josh Medders ? Wot did ye payter 6ee "Hamlet" Iafct night? ?fake WhiffletWe-^Thlrty cents. Josh Medtlers ? Come off! I seen ye 'way up In th' top gallery. Jake Whiffletree? Wa-al, I paid 20 cents for eggs. ? .Judge. A Failure. "So you don't believe in the mind s curs?" ( "No." "Did you ever try it?" "Well, I once tried to convince my wife that she didn't really want a new p?., .