PertI? flmboy Eveping f^lewsi FOUNDED 1879 AS THE PERTH AMBOY REPUBLICAN. An Independent Newspaper published every afternoon, except Sundays, by the Perth Amboy Evening News Company, at 5 King Street, Peith Amboy, N. J. J. LOGAN CLEVENGER, Editor D. P. OLMSTEAD, ...... Business Manager TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: The Evening News is on sale at newstands and delivered by regular carrier in Perth Amboy, South Amboy, Woodbridge, Carteret, Tottenville and surrounding towns for 6c per week. By mail, postage prepaid, per year ..... $3.00 " " " six months - - - - - 1.50 BRANCH OFFICE: Newark, F. N. Sommer, 794 Broad St. Long Distance Telephone ----- 98 Entered at Post-Office as second class matter. THURSDAY, JULY 30, 1903. While on your vacation Don't for get to have The Evening News mailed to yon, and in this way keep in tonch with yonr home doings. No extra charge for mailing, and address chanced as often as desired. Tho first of August seems to be a long time setting here for thoso wiio are waiting for the improvement of the Are department. The additions are badly needed and the plans cannot be carried ont any too soon. The aldermen will donbtless lose no time in awarding the contracts and getting the apparatus here as quiokly as possi ble, likewise have work started on the new houses so as to have them completod betore oold weather. The question of horses for Lincoln Hose Company will have to be more seriously considered by the city fathers. There is still some questions as to whether the members of that company wonld attempt to drag their carriage to a fire at any distance if they did not have horses. It is under stood the Lincoln's took no action on the matter at their last mooting and as for the public appearance of Chief Cominffl' ^before the aldermen, he ^ reofdivei instructions then that cot Id be oalled official. , With their new combination wagon, however, conditions change. Lincoln Hose no longer lias a carriage that oan readily be pulled by hand. It will be very heavy and will require a strong team. What will the Lincolns be supposed to do then when they can get no horses? They cannot be ex pected to drag the wagon, neither can they be allowed to remain in their house while valuable property is being destroyed. If any company in the city needs horses, it is Lincoln Hpse. The matter is clearly up to the Board of Aldermen and must be solved be fore the contemplated improvement is at all complete. All who favor an improved city and take pride in its appearance will do everything in their power to assist W. A. Belcher in getting the petition signed for a sewer in Smith street. This is Perth Amboy's main thorough fare, but all will admit it is now in a disgraceful condition. No city of this size should tolerate snch a main street. Pavement, however, is out of tho ' question until the sewer is built, for j it would be poor economy to lay an | asphalt pavement, for it is generally admitted that material will be used, only to have it cnt to pieces in a year or two. Not only should the sewer be laid, but water, gas and sewer pipes shonld he laid from the street mains to the curb line of every lot, whether bailt up or not. This will prevent the pavement being cnt when ever a new building is erected and will thas add several years to the life of the asphalt. Mo matter how care fully asphalt is out ont and replaced, the crack is left and this, by constant wear, grows larger nntil an ugly hole is made. Perth Amboy needs street paving, bnt the city is not rich and has no money to throw away. Therefore it is necessary that the work be done right when it is done. There is no right way except by having all under ground conduits and pipes placed in a street before the pavement is laid.-' 1' The public is now being^entertained with the various scientific statements that Boston is sinking into the sea, tnat the ocean is drying up and a whole lot mojfe of such disooveries. We are sorry for Boston in one sense, but if the city sinks into the sea and the ocean dries up at the same time, it would appear that Boston will re main about where she is even after sinking. By-the-way, what has become of the discovery made several years ago that New Jersey was washing away? It was said that the State was once under water and she would [be there again within a few thousand vears. Better get the date marked in the diary or it might be forgotten. Is Perth Amboy to see the sea ser pent? Of course. When last seen, the "beast," if it may be oalled such, w?s along the South Jersey coast. After splashing around in the surf at Atlantic City for a few days it can be depended upon to seek the delights of the North Jersey coast and then it will doubtless slip into Raritan bay for a little recuperation before going on to Newport. In the meantime it might be well to put a few extra anchors on the lighthouse and prepare for an exceedingly high tide, for its body must displace a whole lot of water. SOME DON'TS FOR SUMMER. gB|iir?t SiiKKfatloiis Wlilch Mil}' Help to Make Mle Tolerable In Hut Weather. Don't you wink at the soda fountain man. Winks have gone out of fashion, says a wise contemporary. Don't hitch along on an 'open car. It is easier to let people climb over your knees. Don't ask a fat man if this is hot enough for iim. He'll think there's a joke in it somewhere. Don't take it out on the ice man. If it wasn't for him we'd have to cuss the coal man the year around. Don't try to cool off on cocktails or warm up on ice-cold lemonade. There's a philosophy about such things. Don't imagine that the fellow in the white duck suit is looking for a red-hot coal stnve. He's got the same feeling down his back that you hav?. Don't get up arguments about ice cream. It may kill, but if it does our loss will be your gain. Don't tell anybody that at this date last year, when you were up in the mountains, you had to sleep with three blankets over you. You are thought to be a liar as it is. Don't talk politics, and feel under obligations to call some one a liar. Lat him escape until the frosts come agaim Don't swear off on anything, and thuA perturb your mind, apd adzens< of times. A bullfinch had been taught to pipe the tune of "God Save the King." and a young canary learned it from him. Finally the canary became so perfect in its mastery of the tune that when the bullfinch, as sometimes hap pened, stopped after the first half a little longer than the proper rhythm warranted, the canary would take up the tune where the bullfinch had '? stopped, and/ finish it. This happened when the respective cages containing the birds were in separate rooms. Mammoth Berlin Baby. The Berlin newspapers tell of a won derful baby giant which was recently brought by His parents before the medical faculty of that city for exami nation. He is the soq of a baker at Drlovers, and, although only 18 months old, stands three and a half feet high. ii? measures 30 laches round the chest. CALE* I *R OF LOCAL EVENTS JULY SIM WIT i 2 ?i i e! ' 13 r-4'1 '16 20 27 21 . 2 23 ! \ ' 2S.2'./ 30,31 AUGUST S M T W 24,25 3-M ? ? 28,29 July 80 ? Picnic Loescr's Grovo, Young Moil's Hebrew Association. Aug. 1? Picnic Bragn Societv, Ex celsior Grove. Aug. 18? Exoursion auspices Court Am boy F. of A. Aug. 27 ? Excursion to Ocoan Grove, Simpson M. E. Sunday School. Nov. 18, 19, 20? Fair, Presbyterian Chapel. Read the real estate advertising column on pace 2, today. THOMAS M. THICKSTUN Attorney-at-Law 122 Smith Street, Scheuer Building r RUTH ,AM HOY, N. J. I Fred. Lhpton. Herbert A. Busdnell. LUPTON & BUSHNELL SUCCESSORS TO LUPTON & LUPTON .Granite and Marble.. Monuments Headstones and Fencing. Your PfttronaRO Solicited. New Bruns'k Av. & Central R. R. CITY DIRECTORY. CHURCHES. Mordecai, Hobart Street. Pastor, Dr M. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.15 p. m Saturday, 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School, Saturday 1 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Congregational (Swedish)-Gordon st. Pastor, 1 heodore Englund? Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School w.30 a. in. First Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid Society, ELrn Street, P. Joselson, Trustee. Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday 8.30 a. m., 4.30 p. m. 7 First Baptist? Fayette St. ? Pastor, Rev. Percy R. Ferris-Sun, lay Services, 10 and ",d '?;3? a" m- an<1 7- 30 p. m. Sunday school 2 30 p. m. B. Y. P. U. Friday t A p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 rr^ii'ri' PresMer'an, Market st and City . -aSt?r' Rev- HarIan G. Men denhall U. D. Sunday services, 10 a m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School o.? a' Y pTcV* JUni?r CnE> 3 30 P" m' Wednesday 7.;54p.Pmm- ^ meetin* Grace English Lutheran. Smith Street Pastor, Rev. E. J. Keuling. Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. in., 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.3o p. m. J Methodist C Danish) Madison Ave and ?^rso? 9t-: Rev. a. Hanson. Sunday Services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m Epworth League, 3.45 p. m? Sunday School, 2-3? p. m. Clais meeting, Wed nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m. Holy Cross Episcopal-Washington and Johnstone sts Rev. i). A. Willes, priest in charge? Sunday Services to. 30 a. m. and 7-3? P m Sunday School 9.30 a. m Our Savior's Lutheran (Danish) State St. Kev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services sS&iA r 730 p- -? su'"l,' Simpson Methodist-High and Jefferson Sts. Pastor, Rev. S. Trevena Jackson, A.M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10. 10 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. ; Sunday school, 2.70 p, m.; Epworth League, 6.30 p. m.; Prayt, meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m.. I5i?le training class Pnday, 7.30 p. m.; Young Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m,; Junior Ep worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m. RPv' ^y'A^?"lan?Catholic> Cen'er St. ??.V'L , , - ? Conne". pastor; Rev S. A Mitchell and Rev. T. F. Blake, assistants. Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. St. Paul's German Church? South First street-Pastor Rev. Jacob Ganns. Services 3 ISLaKd f d Sunday ?f 'he month. Sunday School every Sunday at 2 o'clock. St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish}? State St. Rev. J. Zielinsk, pastor. Sun day services, 8.00, to. 30 a. m. Vespers 4.00 p.m. Sunday School 3.30 p. m. St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish; Broad St. Pastor Kev. J. Christianson. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sun day School 3 p. m. St. Peters Episcopal-Rector St. Rector, Kev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services 2?jo p a'mm" 3nd 7'3? P' m- Sunday School W. C T. U.? Meets at 27 Smith st. ev ery Sunday at 4 p. m. lodges. c A.V?J.U- W Meets Odd Fellows Hall Smith Street 1st. and 3d. Mondays. I. B Hal 1, corner Smith Ind Re^to^SUee^is^' and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Growth^ Street.' ' Sec^' Gord? _5\ L' jB" F,ath,er Qu'nn Council No. 88 meets 2d and 4th Tuesdays every Montri re?y?fC HBlL sec" D. of L. Meet in City Hall, every Mon day evening. Counsellor Mrs. Maggie Herbert, High street. Secretary Charles Oluney 444 State st. } vuar,ei' Degree of Ptx-ohotitas ? I. OHM MrsetSHVeIL2ilanp4thlFnday at Clty>ali Mrs. H. Smith, Pocohontas. Mrs. (Nil. liam Greenleaf, C. of R. Mrs. P. Grickson, C. of W. F. and A. M, Karitan Lodge . No. 61 Regular Communications and. and 4th. ' Thursdays, Odd Fallows Hall, Smith Street f C. F. Hall, W. M.;C. K. Seaman. Sec'y.g/*" High Street. m F. of A. Court Amboy No. 58, meets m K. of P. Hall, first and third WednesdaC Thoa. Lucas, Chief Ranger, E. J. Daltifn . Fin Sec., 95 New Brunswick ave. G* A. R. Major James II. Dandy Post No. *3. S. G. Garretson, Commander; Ad)t. Rev. E. B. French, Westminster, Imp d 0. R. M. Po Ambo Tribe No. 65 Council Sleep eVery Thursday. Phillip Schwartz, Sachem, llans S. Smith, C. of R. Andrew Jensen C. of W. Ira B. 'l'ice Lodge No. 309 Rail-Road Trainmen, meet every 1st afui 3rd Sunday Knights of Pythias Hall Cor. Smith and High streets. T. J. Grittln Master Kobt. Mulvancy Secretary, Charles Miller Tres urer. I. O. of F., Court Keasbey, No. 3367. Meets last Thursday of every month, K. of C . Hall, corner Smith and Rector streets. G. W. Fithian, Chief Ranger H. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st . I. O. 0. F. Lawrence Lodge, No. 62 Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every Friday night. Dr. Frank Crowther, j N. G. ; F. L. Herrington, Sec'y., Brighton ' Ave. Jr. O. U A. M. Middlesex Council No. 63. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in City Hall. Charles Cluney, Counsellor, G. M. Adair, Recording Secretary 203 Madison Av. K. of P. Algonquin Lodge, No. 44. Meets every Monday K. of P. Hall Smith and High Streets. Harvey Stetson, C. C.; Chris Mesh row, K. of R. and S. K. of C. San Salvadore Council. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in K. of C. Hall, Smith and Rector Street. W A. Growney, G. K. ; Recording Sec'y., Richard A. Bolger, 124 Market Street. I. O. of F. Court l'erth Amboy, No. 3043. Meets K. ot P. Hall, High and Smith Streets, every 1st and 3rd Tuesdays. John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poulsen, R. S., 165 Elm Street R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100. Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every second and fourth Tuesday. Henry m McCullough Regent, N. H. Moore, Secre- I tary, 60 Jefferson Street. K. of G. E. Meets in Odd Fellows'* *j Hall, Smith street, every Tuesday night. 1 George Bath, Noble Grand; Frank B. Reed, Keeper ot i