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Pertf? flmbog Eveping flews FOUNDED 1879 AS THE PERTH AMBOY REPUBLICAN. An Independent Newspaper published every afternoon, except Sundays, by the Perth Amboy Evening News Company, at 5 King Street, Peith Amboy, N. J. J. LOGAN CLEVENGER,.Editor D. P. OLMSTEAD,.Business Manager TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: The Evening News is on sale at newstands and delivered by regular carrier in Perth Amboy, South Amboy, Woodbridge, Carteret, Tottenville and surrounding towns for 6c per week. By mail, postage prepaid, per year.$3-00 <i •• “ six months - - * * * I<5° BRANCH office: Newarki.F. N. Sommer, 794 Broad St. Long Distance Telephone.98__ -0=1^: '• ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ • - Entered at Post-Office as second class matter. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 1903. While on yonr vacation Don t for get to have The Evening News mailed to yon, and in this way keep in touch with ;your home doings. No extra oharge for mailing, and address changed'as often as desired. The agitation started by the Even ing News for better streets is bearing fruit in a most encouraging manner. Improved thoroughfares have bucn talked about here for several years and occasionally a short stretch of street, such as Jefferson and Center streetB, have been paved but it was not until the Evening News, early last spring, began to picture the dis graceful conditions ot affairs that the movement was taken up in earnest. The News, at that time, made a point to tell of every wagon its reporters oould find fast in the mire and des women were forced to fh puddles and mud to get State streets, long before the Chambor e took the matter up. An mass meeting was held It was found that the , sewer in a part of Smith ated the repaving of that e so ,the Nows took up mf with the result that the Sewer Committee of the Board of Aldermen has recommended that one be built. Now a petition comes for a coating of asphalt on State street and improvements there. The Rector street citizens have made two attempts and will doubtless soon make a third to have a pavement put down. Washington street people are in the midst of the battle for vitri fied brick, and so the work goes on. The Evening News does not recall this past history in a sense of bragg ing about what it has done. Rather, the News feels proud of the city and tho^Avhd tie* working so earnestly rIhe improvements. The News has mny done its duty and is glad that ,hers are doing theirs. It is a noble ork and with hearty co-operation r-erth Amboy, within a few years will become the model manufacturing city in the State. The public at large will be unable to understand Alderman Tott’s ex planation of inaction on the new --- bridge approach. He declares that the Cheesoborough neople are now having the lines of their property marked and that the city would wait until this was finished and that Mr. Pardee had been seen, but that per haps the city could get along without a deal with the latter gentleman. There may be some reason in all this and doubtless is, for the aider men generally act with reason, but after a certain tract has been given the city for the expressed purpose of opening a street and making an approach to tho bridge and the gift had been accepted by the city, it is dillicult to see what stands in the way of beginning at once to improvo that street appoach regardless of Mr. Par dee, the Cheesoborough or any other person, as long as the property owners petition for the improvement and the city has the money in hand to do the work. Public sentiment, both in this city and throughout the county, demands that the work be started, at the oarliest possible moment. Alderman Campbell was somewhat premature in trying to prevent four proporty owners along Washington street from withdrawing their names from the remonstrance against paving Washington street at the meeting of the Board of Aldermen Monday night. As soon as tho request was read Mr. Campbell raised the point that the twenty days allowed for peti tioning and remonstrating had expired. So it had, but if it is to be considered that requests are not actually presented until council meets, then the remon strance against the paving of Wash ington street, which has ninety-four signers, is oven later than the request to remove the four nameB, because the remonstrance wras not read in the meeting until after the request of the four was disposed of. On the other hand, if the remon strance is claimed to be valid because it was in the hands of the city clerk before the twenty days expired, then the time of filing the request to have four names withdrawn must be taken when it too was filed with the city clerk. Living, Yet Dead. In a German law journal may be . found a curious account of a woman, ■ who, though actually living, is legally f dead. Some years ago she disappeared from her home, and after three years had elapsed the court formally pro nounced her dead and turned over her property to her next of kin. Soon aft erward she returned to her native place, and as there was no question as to her identity, she naturally thought that she would have no diffi culty in recovering her property. The court, however, flatly refused to com ply with her request. "You have been declared dead," it virtually said, "and It is impossible for us to regard you as living.” Thereupon the woman ap pealed to a higher court, but her labor was in vain, for the verdict of the lower court was upheld and, more over, an official notice was issued to ] the effect that the plaintiff, having for mally been declared dead, could not | Dow be restored to life, as the law un derstands that word, and must remain dead until doomsday.—N. Y. Herald. No Time. i The woes of the suburbanite, who B does business in the crowded city and ■ resides in the outskirts, have furnished B the theme for many an anecdote. One ^B of these suburban dwellers was rush B fng along the street in the direction : H of the railway station when a f: 'end joined him. IB “What is your hurry, Jacobs?” asked the friend. I; * “I am trying to catch the fjuAforty B train," replied J ■cobs. “tui^Brn't know whether ttftre is any five-forty train now or not. There has been a change.” "Haven’t you a time-table in your pocket? ’ "Yes; but if I stop to look at it and that train is still on. I’ll miss it by ten seconds!” And he glanced al his watch and hurried on. — Youth’s Companion. to n Prince. Jesco Von Puttkamer, the 14-year-old grandnephew of Prince Bismarck, is a press feeder in a job printing establish ment in Wilkesbarre, Pa. His aunt Mrs. Mary Royer, with whom he lives, is a scrubwoman. The boy’s father, Fran cis Von Puttkamer, was an officer in the German cavalry. About 25 years ago the boy says, he quarreled with Prince Bismarck and fled from Germany, giv ing up home, post and money. It New York he was one time a dish washer. He and two childrer were born— te, aged 16, who is now a mill in Philadelphia, ant Jesco. I lit yNtiick. In A the haystaens are ol enormous The great stacks arc built with ue peaked roof lines and smoot /eil-raked sides, it is a common in Australia, however, to see a several times the size oi the barn hich houses the rest of the crops of t enormous hay stacks some thou sands of One mammoth ■tack, was 298 feet long, was 97 feet. The heigh 100 feet, BASS THAT WON’T STRIKE. Peculiarity of the Pink-Eye*. Bro»if« Beauties of Boot Bake, Wisconsin. The small-mouthed or pink-eyed bass is supposed to be as game as any fish, and generaly it is. Commonly it strikes savagely at spoon or live bait, rushing at the lure from 20 feet away and fighting from the moment of impact until it is hauled in conquered. There are exceptions, however, and one of them is furnished by Boot lake, a beautiful body of water in the south western part of Vilas county, Wisconsin, says the New York Sun. It would be hard to say how many anglers have gone to Boot lake and fished it according to approved methods and come away dis appointed, though they were assured that its waters contained many fish and knew afterw'ard from its appearance that this must have been so. The small-mouthed bass of Boot lake are the real thing, beautifully modelled, beautifully bronzed, of large size and fierce. They do not differ in looks or voracity from the small-mouths of streams which are famous for the sport they afford. But they will not hit or strike at anything. In fishing for pink-eyed bass common ly it is sufficient to make a good cast in favorable water with frog, minnow or spoon and reel in slowly or swiftly, trusting the fish to strike at the bait as it comes through the water. It is an axiom that a bass can see a moving lure through 20 feet of clear water and will strike at it from that distance*!? hungry or angered. Upon any bait cast and reeled tnrougn the water of Boot lake the pink-eyed bass looks with indifference. There is one way to get them and but one. The boat must be rowed with much slowness some 50 feet out from the hank. The angler sits in the stern and plays out 30 feet of line. There must be enough lead on'the line to sink minnow or frog to depth of eight feet. With the boat moving slowly and dragging the lure the pink-eyes will bite. This is really trolling at about one-tenth of the usual trolling speed. Even so, the fish bite, but do not strike. There is nothing of the usual impetuous rush and whirring of the reel as the silk is snatched out. Instead, pink-eyes, game as pebbles, muscular and fast, weighing from two to five pounds, and with the blood of generations of fighters in them, ap proach the slowly moving bait cautious ly, swim in its wake and then nibble at It much as If they were perch. Time must be given to them in which to de cide that they like it and time to take it fairly within their mouths. A Boot lake black bass after a trolled frog will consume five minutes in mak ing up its mind to grasp the morsel as far up as the hook. First it inspects the frog and bites the tip of its hind legs gently. Then it takes the frog in its mouth as far up at the juncture of the hind legs with the body. Then it takes out ten feet of line let surely; then it ejects the frog for a mo ment and instantly seizes it again, tak ing it in this time headforemost. Then the angler may give the wrist-jerk that sinks in the barb. Once this is done there is no difference between the behavior of a Boot lake pink-eye and any other pink-eye. It will fight as swiftly and savagely and long, come ou1 of the water as often, be as much trouble to capture and aff ord as much pleasure in the combat. There are many bass in Boot lake, and on certain summer days the number a man may catch is unlimited, provided he knows how. He will need a guide or friend to row the boat, which must not travel faster than a mile an hour. The minnow or frog must be suffered to sink deep, and the fisherman must have pa tience to wait until the nibbler has taken the bait fairly. THE NEED OF COURTESY. An Important Fact tor tlio People ol America to Take Into CoiiMiderut ion. There is one thing Americans should learn, if they are to continue to be i colonial power, and that is courtesy tc people with dark skins, says the Bostoi Transcript. There are plenty of people under our jurisdiction now who art dark-skinned, and some “as black as tht ace of spades.” If we hold our posses RIUUO Uiciv *» i . I wui- ' w 1 uutui j black magistrates, black judges, blact men of the colonial and civil services If they are to be denied hotel accommo dations because of the color of theii skins, as the chief justice of Liberia hai been denied them in New York, the; will go back home in a mood eminent!; favorable to sedition. The unfortu nate Liberian, though a sick man, hai been refused accommodations every where, and has passed most of his timi in a cab searching for lodgings. Ii Paris he would have found no troubh in securing comfortable lodgings; h< would have been invited to the dis tinguished visitor's seat beside a Frencl judge; and, his identity being known j sentries would present arms to him France has many colored colonial sub j jects, and spares nothing to hold thei I good will. To do the French justice , their courtesy to colored people spring | from a nobler motive than expediency Tell a Frenchman about colorphobia ii the United States, and he shrugs hi shoulders and says: “With tis it i the man, not the skin.” London is no so liberal, but on the other hand, off! cial position commands respectful treat pent without regard to color. Already There. She—I he d you complimenting he upon her g iisb appearance. Wha did she say? He—She s J: “Ah! but I’m sur I shall look Rich older when I’m 40. j “Huh! Sh ] means she’ll look mucl older when i admits she's 40.” Philadelphia ess. Disappointing the Dug. i A letter carrier with a route in the eastern part of the city has been hav ing trouble with a dog belonging to a citizen, and the other day, as he had a letter to deliver, he stopped at the gate and said to a man who sat smoking on his doorstep: “If you want this letter you must come out here for it.” “Vhat vhas der matter?” was asked. ■ "I don’t want to be bitten by your dog.” “So you vhas afraid of him?” “I certainly am.” “Vhell, I come down.” He sauntered down to the gate and received and opened his letter, and a minute later he called out to the de parting carrier: "Here, you hold on! By golly, but you make a fool of me! Dis vhas only a circular from a tailor, und my dog vhas all ready to bite you and don’t haf a chance!”—Detroit Free Press. An Ancient Canal. Between Bagdad and the Persian gulf, about 500 miles along the Tigris, is a desert in which Sir William Willcocks finds the same engineering opportunities that are being improved in Egypt. As late as 970, A. D., this land of Chaldea was made one of the most fertile and prosperous centers of agriculture, through a great irrigation system, with a main canal 250 miles long and an im mense number of subsidiary canals. For the first ten miles the great canal, with a width of 65 feet, was cut through hard conglomerate rock, to a depth of 50 feet. With neglect of the works, the main stream of the Tigris became diverted, the old bed of the river Bilted up, the ir rigation system fell into ruins, and only mounds on the barren plain mark the sites of the ancient villages. To reclaim nearly 3,000,000 acres by a new irrigation system is Sir William’s hope.—London News. Aerial Navigation. The Smithsonian institution has published a new edition of Dr. Lang ley’s “Experiments in Aerodynamics,” tirst primed n years ago. in summing up Dr. Langley speaks of the pros pects for the future somewhat as fol lows: “Since that time, he says, he has demonstrated that mechanical flight, is possible by actually perform ing it with steel flying machines near ly 1,000 times heavier than air, driven by steam. These machines weighed from 30 to 40 pounds, and flew from one-half to three-quarters of a mile at speeds varying from 20 to 30 miles an hour. It is believed by Dr. Langley that the time is now very near when human beings will be transported at high velocities, though perhaps at first under exceptional conditions, such as are demanded in the arts of war rather than of peace.—N. Y. Sun. Factory for Making: Mummies. The recent discovery by the French police of a mummy factory at Mont rouge, near Paris, has caused no little consternation among owners of these somewhat grewsome curiosities. It is said to be well-nigh impossible to dis tinguish the products of the factory from the genuine article, and hundreds of public institutions and thousands of private collectors and dealers are be lieved to have been victimized. First a skeleton is procured, and, after being immersed for a short period in sulphate of ammonia, is swathed in a prepara tion of burgundy pitch and resin, with dry spices and dust. The parcel is then sent to Egypt to be “naturalized” and “authenticated,” and, after an interval, is returned in a “sarcophagus,” which, though covered with archaic hierogly phics, is also bogus.—Stray Stories. Buenos Ayres' Great Docks. The first thing that strikes you on landing at Buenos Aires is its docks, which extend for five miles along the river-front. They were built by an Eng lish firm, and were completed in 1897. They are most solidly constructed, sup plied with numerous modern steam cranes, and are brilliantly lighted with electricity at night. They cost the city and nation £7,000,000 sterling, or $35, 000,000. So great is the amount of ship ping, however, that not the docks alone, but the small river Riachuelo, is crowded with vessels. Indeed, one wonders how a ship, once entered, can ever manage to get out.—St. Nicholas. Unfeeling: Unite. Mrs. Larrabee—No, I never quarrel with my husband. I can’t get any sat isfaction out of it. Mrs. Montrose—Why? Won’t he let you have the last word? U 1 >*■ tVinl lln Innt nUc W | AL v -«T ~ — - like a dummy and never says a word One might as well try-to argue with a post. It’s awfully wearing, I assure you.”—Stray Stories. Train Wrecked by Mnnne. A mouse recently wrecked a train. It was walking along a rail, looking at flic moon one evening, when an owl saw it 1 The owl immediately gave chase, anc ’ the mouse retreated gracefully into th< ’ jaws of a switch. The owl got wedgec in the jaws of the switch, and prevent I ed its being closed, so that a freighi ■ train was dgrailed. Unfortunately th< papers faileuto say whether or not the mouse escaped.—Railway Journal. , A Lawyer'll Duty. 3 The El Reno lawyer who asked foi a new trial for his client on the grounc II that one of the jurors had fallei 3 asleep did not receive much encourage 5 ment from the judge, who ruled tha t1 jt was the lawyer’s business to kee; the jury awake instead of puttins ' them to sleep, and refused to grant i new trial.—Kansas City Journal. Uncle Reuben S»ys: Dar’s a good deal in argyment, bu t it can also be oberdone. As long a l Uncle Moses believed in sulphur an > brimstone he let my cabbages strictl; ’ alone. When I had argeed him inti i bylievin’ dat no sich place existed h . cleaned out my truck-patch in om • night.—Detroit Free Press. iUMniiii—hit • m CALENDAR OF LOCAL EVENTS Aug. 22—4th Ward Repbulicans will meet at 127 New Bruns wick avenue at 8 p. m. to instruct the voters in re gard to the new primary law. All Repbulicans are requested to attend. Aug. 27—Excursion to Ocean Grove, Simpson M. E. Sunday School. Sept. 7.—Carnival. Nov. 18, 18, 20—Fair, Presbyterian Chapel. THOMAS M. THICKSTUN Attorney-at-Law 122 Smith Street, Scheuer Building PERTH AMBOY, N. J. I Forrest I,. Smith CITY S UR VE Y 011, | H.MggaDagar.'.i^i.yT&i v..«..TMiTr ^irrni m na—MK: ■ WaBBHHBiaiHHHHHHaBHBM Fred. Luptos. Herbert A. Bushnell. LUPTCN & BUSHNELL SUCCESSORS TO LUPTON & LUPTOS ..Granite and Marble.. Monuments Headstones and Fencing. Y our Put routine Solicited. New Bruns k Av. & Central R. R. CITY DIRECTORY. CHURCHES. Beth Mordecai, Hobart Street. Pastor, Dr. M. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.15 p. m. Saturday, 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School, Saturday 1 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Congregational (Swedish)—Gordon st. —Pastor, Theodore Englund-1—Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School ‘J.30 a. m. First Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid Society, Kim Street, P. Joselson, Trustee. Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday 8.30 a. m., 4.30 p. m. First Baptist—Fayette st.—Pastor, Rev. Percy R. Ferris—Sunday Services, 10 and and 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday school 2. 30 p. m. B. Y. P. U. Friday 3.45 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 p. in. First Presbyterian, Market st and City Hall Park, Pastor, Rev, Harlan G. Men denhall 1J. D. Sunday services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m., 2.30 p. m., Junior C. E. 3.30 p. m. Y. P. S. C. E. 6.40 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 p. m. Graoc English Lutheran. Smith Street Pastor, Rev. E. J. Keuling. Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m., 7.30P. m. Suuday School 2.30 p. m. Methodist (Danish) Madison Ave and Jefferson st., Pastor, Rev. A. Hanson. Sunday Services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Epwortli League, 3.45 p. m., Sunday School, 2.30 p, 19. Class meeting, Wed nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m. Holy Cross Episcopal—Washington and Johnstone sts.— Rev. D. A. VVilles, priest in charge—Sunday Services 10.30 a. m, and 7.30 p 111 Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Our Savior’s Lutheran (Danish) State St. Rev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. Simpson Methodist—High and Jefferson Sts. Pastor, Rev. S. Trevena Jackson, A. M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m.; Sunday school, 2.30 p, m.; Epwortli League, 6.30 p. m.; Prayei meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m.; Bible training class, Friday, 7.30 p. m.; Young Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m,; Junior Ep worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m. St. Mary’s Roman Catholic, Center St. Rev. B. T. Q’Connell, pastor; Rev. S. A. . 11 1 n .. rp i? du 1 4. _ Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45 a. m. 7.30 p. m, Suuday School 2.30 p. m. St. Paul's German Church—South First street—Pastor Rev. Jacob Ganns. Services every 1st and 3rd Sunday of the month. Sunday School every Sunday at 2 o’clock. St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish)— State St. Rev. J. Zielinsk, pastor. Sun day services, 8.00, 10.30 a. m. Vespers, 4.00 p. m. Sunday School 3.30p. m. St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish) Broad St. Pastor Rev. J. Christianson. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sun day School 3 p. m. St. Peters Episcopal—Rector St. Rector, 1 Rev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7-3<^p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. W. C. T. U.—Meets at 27 Smith st. ev 1 ery Sunday at 4 p. m. LODGES. A. O. U. W Meets Odd Fellows Ilall, Smith Street 1st. and 3d. Mondays. I. B. Mandeville, M. W.; J. S. Phillips, Sec’y., 7 Kearney Ave. t B. P. O. E. No. 784. Meets K. of C, Hall, corner Smith and Rector Street 1st, and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Crowther E. R.; W. A. Crowell, Sec’y., Gordot | Street. C. L. B. Father Quinn Council No. 88, 1 ."leets 2d and 4th Tuesdays every Montr in K. of O. Hall. William Hallahan, sec retary. D. of L. Meet in City Hall, every Mom • day evening. Counsellor Mrs. Maggie , Herbert, High street. Secretary Charlei f Clunky 444 State st. j Degree of Pocohontas—I. O. R. M , Meets every 2d and 4th Friday at City Hal Mrs. 1 G. Steinmetz, Pocohontas. Mrs * William Greenleaf, C. of R. Mrs. P. Erick son, % of W. _ ■. and'A. M. Raritan Lodge No. 61 Regular Communications 2nd. and 4th. Thursdays, Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street ^ C. FI Hall, W. M.; C. K. Seaman. Sec'y., HignSStreet. " F. of\A. Court Amboy No. 58. meets at K. of P. flail, first and third Wednesday. Thos. Luca's, Chief Ranger, E. J. Dalton Fin Sec., 99 New Brunswick ave. G- A. R. M^ajor James If. Dandy Post No. 23. S. Ji. Garretson, Commander; Ad)t. Rev. E. B. French, Westminster. Imp d O. R. M. Po Ambo Tribe No. 65 Council Sleep every Thursday. Peter Axeeu, Sachem, Hans S. Smith, C. of K. Andrew Jensen C. of W. Ira B. Tice I Lodge No. 309 Rail-Road Trainmen, melt every 1st and 3rd Sunday Knights of Pyfcias llall Cor. Smith and High streets. J. Griffin Master Robt. Mulvaney SetKtury, Charles Miller Tres urer. f I. O. of VA Court Keasbey, No. 3367. Meets last Thursday of every month, K. of C . Hall, corner Smith and Rector streets. G. W. Fithian, Chief Ranger II. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st. I. O. O. F. Lawrence Lodge, No. 62 Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every Friday night. Dr. Frank Crowther, N. G.; F. L. Herrington, Sec’y., Brighton Ave. , Jr. O. U. A. M. Middlesex Council No. 63. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in City Hall. Charles Cluney, Counsellor, G. M. Adair, Recording Secretary 203 Madison Av. K. of P. Algonquin Lodge, No. 44. Meets every Monday K. of P. Hall Smith and High Streets. Harvey Stetson, C. C.; Chris Meshrow, K. of R. and S. K. of C. San Salvadore Council. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in K. of C. Hall, Smith,and Rector Street. W A. rjrmuiint/ ft TC • Uerorriincr Sfic’v.. Richard A. Bulger, 124 Market Street. I. O. of F. Court Perth Amboy, No. 3043. Meets K. ot P. Hall, High and Smith Streets, every 1st and 3rd Tuesdays. John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poulsen, R. S., 165 Elm Street R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100. Meets Qdd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every second and fourth Tuesday. Henry McCullough Regent, N. H. Moore, Secre tary, 60 Jefferson Street. K. of G. E. Meets in Odd Fellows’ Hall, Smith street, every Tuesday night. George Bath, Noble Grand; Frank B. Reed, Keeper ot Records, 129 Mechanic street. P. O. S. i-t A., Washington Camp, No. 79. Meets every second and fourth Thurs day K. of P. Hall, cor. High and Smith street Fred Waters, President; J. M. Mills, Secretary, 210 Oak street. W. O. W. Perth Amboy Camp No. 19, meets at City Hall 1st and 3rd Wednesday. Chris. Mathiasen C. C., Dr. II. K. Mason Clerk, 63$ Smith street. Washington Literary Club meets in Un ion Hall Adalaide Building, on the Second Sunday of Each Month at 3 o’clock p. m. John Clark, President. Strain on HI* Memory. The proper officer was making the round of the lodgeroom to ascertain whether every person present was a. member or not. “I’ve got the password all right,” the man who belongetl to 27 different \ secret societies whispered in his ear, '‘but it’s mixed up in my mind with a lot of others. I’ll give you all of em, and you stop me when I get to the right one.—Chicago Tribune. Fnmily Record. . Here Is a Billviile family record In rhyme: Eighteen-ninety—little Jim; Parson Jinkins christened him. Two years after, Bill we knew; Parson Jinkins fixed him, too. Then came little Tommy Jones— • | Bless his little bowleg bones! Then come Kate an’ Sue, one day— (Lord have mercy!—Let us pray i) > —Atlanta Constitution. t. i. TIT FOR TAT, | ; I ) ’ ) « [' _■ “It’s three years since last we met and yet we recognized each other right away.” “True; but your hat looked so fa miliar.” “Just as familar as your jacket looked to me.”—Fiegende Blaetter. Title Difference. The race horse has uncommon luck. Of oats he gats his fill; While man, wno bets upon him, scrimps To meet the grocery bill. —Washington Star. It Would Seem So. , Giles—Nature certainly does some things in a roundabout sort of way. y Miles—Come on with the diagram. “Well, you are doubtless aware that | we get chickens from eggs.” “Sure.” ] “Then, on the other hand, we get eggs from chickens. See?”—Chicago Daily News. V Gratitude. “Molten Loadsuppe got home from the c\ib yesterday morning he caught a burglar in the house, but he refuses to prosecute.” “Why?” “He says that on account of the ex citement his wife forgot to notice what time it was.”—Town Topics. Burly dark youse ewer Bur , youse