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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
All of the local real estate dealers report great sales for this month in the building line. The following transfers have been made through the agencies of Neilson Bros, of Smith street: Joseph Ling’s house on South First gtreet to V. Beck. Lots corner Catalpa avenne and Lewis street, E. V. Eskeseu to An drew Danl. Two lots on Momberg Heights, near hospital to Hugh Dickson, dr. Four lots on the West side of Mata no Place, Stanford Heights to Zieck Bros. Leased for one year second story Rnnvon Building, E L. Reigelnth to H. C. Hanson, Raritan Advertising Co. The Enterprise Realty Co. to Anina la Cour, double house, 20(1 nud 208 Elm street. Marius Peterson to Jens P. Christ e isen, dwelling nouse No. 55 South First street. Thos. M. Langan to Paul Ar way, dwelling house, 408 Washington street. Stanford Heights Land Co.,two lots on Brodhead Place to Ole Olsen. John T. Dunn, Executor, to The Therkelsen & Brown Co., three lots on the east side of State street. Enterprise Realty Company to John Kntcher, lands east and adjoin ing school No. 4. Two lots north side of William street Aiel Olesen to H. Shragovita. John T. Dunn, Executor, to Kath . ._ i __ _-4.1. y»4-’ rriuv* wDtvi) i u/io — Washington street, near High. Cortlandt Parker to Katherine Coy er lot corner High ami Washington streets. Upward Koyen to George Hrich, tow lots on the south side of Sayre i avenue. POLICE COURT HEWS I This morning, shortly after eleven o’clock, Fred Nelson, was haled to the police court by patrolman McDer- ( niott on a charge of assault and bat t tery preferred by L. Bogner. Ho was fined 10 dollars and in default of that amount was locked up. To Assimilate Food sec that 3’onr stomach and liver are in proper condition. To do it easily and pleasant Llv take Beechams Pills Sold Everywhere. In boxen 10»*. and 25c. I REAL ESTATE ADVERTISING. r___ __ Money to loan on BOND AND MORTGAGE. THE BISHOP CO., 122 Smith St. Perth Amboy. N. J /For sals. ' mhI will of i ne ot the argent and bent pay ing retail storm on Smith Sired L >« rental. Kxcelh i.t j opportunity. Nielsen Bros.. 122 Smith Streels. A Library. Lot 25 x I ; : It. mi the South side ot Fayette Street, tor >,iie cheap. Nielsen Bros.. 122 Smith Stri Five Room Cottage on Pi spect street, near Smith, price only $1,200. Nielsen Bros., 122 Smith Street. $250 buy* a lot 25 x 100 ft. on First i Stieet, near Washington. Nie'sen Bros . 122 Smith Street. Fire, life, accident, tornado and p ate glass insurance written in strong ( mn parties. Nielsn Bros., 122 Smith street. A New well paying business block. li--« location on Smith Street, price only $3,500. Come quick. Nielsen Bros.. 12.’ Smith Street. Nice little cottage on Brighton avenue priee$l,450, small payment down, balance in monthly payments. Nielsen Bros., 122 Smith street. Typewriting of all kinds, neatly and promptly attended to at Room 8, Seheuer Building. ECONOMY... If you are interested in good property low cost, call on us. We have some fine lots on William street for sale cheap. Boynton Brothars. Amboy Realty and Construction Company, A good business property for sale on t Smith Street, house nearly new, Store \ 20x44 feet, 10 large rooms, a decided I bargain, terms reasonable. Post Office Building f , ■■■ t GREISLN & DAHL, | Masons and Builders. [ Boom 14 Schener Building. 1 .IIMATES FURNISHED. aAI^ r ~~W' DO THEIR OWN COOKING. There* In nn InereitciinK Demand for Attractive Appliance*! for the k\ Itchcii• Very attractive and handy appli ances are now brought out for the amateur cook. They are of bronze copper and silver plate, and each may be mounted on its own spirit lamp >u electrical fitting, says the Chicago In ter Ocean. “Uptemeanisru is on the increase, and many more people are particulai as to the preparation of their food than formerly," said a household good dealer. “Fastidious people who buy the best the markets afford in food supplies have awakened to the fact that much of their care in this re gard is waste,, it the cooking he un intelligent ly done, so we are sellinc more and more of these individual cooking appliances. “Many settled people, particularly amuse themselves by amateur cook ing The health culture propaganda has also been a stimulus to the ama teur cook. Food eaten under propet conditions will obviate the need ol medicines or curatives and add tc physical exhilaration, good looks, etc These theories are getting strongly impressed on the public mind, and par ticularly on thosp folks who are able to indulge themselves, to experiment in the matter and make permanent progress. “They secure food supplies of the best grade and then seek for appli ances by which they can .supervise the cooking with least inconvenience and so get the full profit of the invest ment. The cooking schools have tend ed also to make people recognize the value of delicate cookery applied to a good grade of food. Slowly but surely their maxims are being exemplified." U3E AMERICAN IDEAS. l-'.citcli Crooks Copy I lie Trick* oi Swindlers in This Count ry. French swindlers, about whose meth ods a good deal has been written of late, are for the mo t part copiers oi American crooks, says tlie New York Sun. The trick t i following a woman into a store, and just as she goes to make a purchasing assuming the role of an indignant husband, taking iter money away from her and getting away before she has a chance to re cover from her surprise, was worked for some time in the west, it wasn't successful long here, because American women are harder-headed than (heir French sisters and, unlike the latter, do not assist the crooks by promptly going into hysterics or fainting when robbed. A simple little swindle that was suc cessful in this city for years was worked by a- man and a boy. The boy wo.i!d wall: up tlie? street swinging a pitcher around his head. The man standing on an opposite corner would call attention to the boy’s recklessness and offer to bet. $5 or some larger amount that ihe boy would break the pitcher before lie reached the corner. The crook rarely failed to hook a vic tim. Of course, just as the boy reached the corner he would break the pitcher and the crook would win the bet. The Ileal anil tilt* ideal. Precocious Little Girl (with large eves i—And so you wrote that beauti ful story. Mr. Scribbler? Scribbler (well-known author)—Yes, my dear. Precocious Little Girl—I have so longed to see you. Scribbler (wit 1 a smile)—And now you ;ut satisfied. Precocious Little Girl (with a sigh) - No. I'm not—1'nt disappointed.—Ally Slojier. Children in Pe il Some of the most anxious hours of a mother’s lile are those when the little ones have the croup, Foley’s Honey mm 1 ar is a sale mm eitective remedy that never fails. “My boy would have lied from membraneous croup if it had not been for Pnley's Honey and Tar,” waite* t . \V. Lynch of Winchester, Ind. ■o-xton’* Pharnncv 70 Smith St. \\ lira I \frve, Taddles 1 iisi d lo think a good deal of straddles, but,— Waddles—You don’t say so? What has he done? • the other day I asked him to call rot,-, anil give me his opinion of an article of mine on 'The Impending Crisis.' Well, he came, all right; but lit brought a little tiling of Ids own for me to hear. anil, confound him, *.« wasted all the evening with his ego tistical trash."—London Tit-Bits. Her Gift. "So you bought your husband a stop watch?” ■'Yes.” answered young Mrs. Torkins. "How did it work?” "Perfectly lovely,” was the answer. ‘Charley took it to the races with him, tnd he says that every horse he was in terested in stopped before it got into the tiorne stretch.”—Washington Star. A Physician Healed Dr. Hen. Ewing. a practicing physi ia.ii id Smith's (irnv> K>., 'nr over tin'' y year*, writes i» |m ihhiih X|*"i< ni nth Kniey’s Kidii- v cure: Fnr„e*re i lad I (cell great brittle*’d * It’ iridhCY lid 'ladder > t. -id . -Igigrii pin--j lit. g tn i, I is ■! i Ida f -i .wi) i . h i bi'dcssi n r ■ I ; i f ci nem* u in n i K !„>• . , .• . i i, . i-' - ’ • ’ feUth cle-''' . . >■ mil in iii .i • I i-i ' " #en t iti it . * , . ■ i ,t.« tor rue)' I rniible- ' n. - It in ii|. | eds id ca> ■ * . utjers he* . f(tdfc Oik i' C , I ' "BEE HIVE." agg, NEWARK. Close Saturday during August at rs(noon). Open Friday Evenings. Our Advance Fur Sale Continues It’s Duly ainizing. the number of people who are wisely making their se lections (luring this saie. The advantages of August, buying are obvious. Iu addition to the special Mid-Simmer price*, you have the priviledge, upon payment, of reasonable deposit, of having preseut purchases reserved until December 1st, and paying as you see fir. Klegaut Sab'e Fox Searfs. worth 10.00, special.$6.75 flood Opposum Scarfs worth 7.00, special.$4.50 Lynx Scar's wel1 worth 14.00. special .$9.95 Sable Fox S erfs, splendid 1(5 00 value, special.$12.00 StpiDrel Tippets,well worth 14.00. special.$10.00 Sable S-arfs actually wo’tlrSI.OO. special.$24.00 Alaska Sable Molls worth 20.00. special.$15.00 Prettv Squirrel Muffs, worth 20.04, special.$14.00 Fine Raccoon Muffs, worth 15 00, special.$10.75 E'ectrlc scol lackers, admail* worth !59.0f>, special.$23.50 Nearseal .Taek“ts, worth 40 00 special.$29.50 Persian Lamb Jackets, worth 100 00. special.$80.00 Persian Lamb Jackets, worth 150.00, special.$95.00 Persian Lamb Jackets, worth 200.00, special.$140.00 sj* | L.S.Plaut&Co/e'lTNewark. | Free Deliveries. leWitt I DeWitt is the name to look for when /ft you go to buy Witch Hazel Salve. DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve is the ■ original and only genuine. In fact M DeWitt’sis the only Witch Hazel Salve ■ that is made from the unadulterated u Witch-Hazel I All others are counterfeits—base iml tations, cheap and worthless —even ffl dangerous. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is a specific for Piles: Blind. Bleeding, ■ Itching and Protruding Piles. Also Cuts, ■ Burns. Bruises, Sprains, Lacerations, ■ Contusions, Ri'ils. Carbuncles. Eczema, ■ Tetter, Salt Rheum, and all other Skin I Diseases. H SALVE PREPARED BY E. C. DeWitt 4 Co., Chicago 3 For sale bv G. W. Pansen. (idllM-lMMTV .lain. Select fine, fresh berries, remove stems and blossom end. To each pound of fruit allow one pound of granulated sugar; to sugar add one half cup of water, stir until dissolved; let boil three minutes, then add fruit and cook slowly till berries are soft. Remove the scum as it forms on top; cook until ii slightly thickens; put in half pint glasses, cool and run a very thin layer of paraffin over each gias3 and cover with glass, tin or paper cover. This is the proper way to treat all jellies, jams and preserves. They will never mold.-—Housekeeper. An I3a«.v Mutter. She—How I wish we could only con ceal it from the world that we are bride and groom. He—Kr.xy en c.rc'n. You try to buy everything you see, and 1 won’t iet you have the monev.—Brooklyn Life. Idl raui= | Minneapolis | Only $16 round trip from Chicago E daily throughout the summer. $20 E round trip to Duluth. Correspond- I ingfy low rates from all points. fl Four trains a day from Chicago, B including the famous electric liglikd North-Western Limited. Social low rates are now in effect to the various summer resorts of Wisconsin, Northern Michigan and Minnesota, The Black Hills Velfowstaie Stork the mountain resorts of#Colorado and Utah, and a sco^ of other places of interest to t/e tourist in California, Oregon, /Washington and Alaska. / Complete and arable train ser- | vice to all points yfest Oa the Chi cago & North-Westerfl^kailway. A series of booklets, #ne of which is descrip tive of Colorado, an/>ther of California, and another entitled "Iljnts to Tourists tor 1903," with detailed information regarding routes, rati-s and schedules will he promptly mailed upon application to any ticket agent or address W. B. KNISKERN, PASSENGER TRAFFIC MANAGER, NW60 Chicago. III. ^ I Road the real estate advertising column on pace 2, today. A'Preatli of Pine Balsam In Every Cakn HARFINA AA I A Medicated, Refreshing?. Makes A11 fl wr ka*r soft an(^ 8*ik«*n. Destroys disease iQIJnl germs In scalp and body. Best soap for skin, hair, scalp, nursery. Watcli nrr for list of druggists who give 25c. rnrr cake HARFINA SOAP FREE with ■ 91 kb 50c. bottle of HAIIl-HEALTH. Q E3 SillKlIllVllHillllB! liiaillimilllWllllWIIIWIIIIIIg : §pg foil a : i Fislmaii? ■ I 1 I ' | « Get your RODS ■ \ Get your REELS [ ■ i i Get yourHOOKS B ■ ■ I —— I B Fishing Baskets I | , ° i I From |Qc up. ■ 111.H.Mo 'ft! 1 82 SMITH ST. ■ I Lone Distance Tel. 20-A. ■ a H. A M. Tel. 13-A. „ _b a n a bi ■ a ■ ... ■ iiBni'iu Summer lake £ . CHAMPLAIN and iicmes m T[1E GREEN Vermont mountains Illustrated Book with complete list of Hotels and Boarding Houses. Board $4.00 per week and upward. Mailed for 4c. postage. Improved Service-^Parlor and Sleeping Cars between Grand Central Station, New York, and Vermont without change. A W. ECCLESTONE, S. P. A., C V. Ily., 385 Broadway, N. Y. Money to loan ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS AT LOWEST KATE OV SHORTEST NOTICE ON SMALLEST PAYMENTS Perth Amboy Loan COMPANY 8 anch of New Brunswick Loan Co. linom 15 Scliener Building oi. Smith Street and u , “w n unswick Ave, refill AmDoy, N. J. Hours: 8 it. in. till tt p. in. .—It you cannot call, drop us a line, mi.1 upon receipt of same our represent ative will call at your house and ex plain terms, etc. No r.haroe Unless Loan Is Made. : utY tn Mechanics’Tools Mill Supplies _ _____ Steel Specialties I'' ►'» you can’t, get too much information , actor proposes-to put into your house. ■ I'"'-. We liave umber of model bathrooms ■ ••o.i o ity u a >ot of hel ormation. (* fn fi f)\TSiirrin 2,523 i JfpWfa; CALENDAR OF LOCAL EVENTS AUGUST SEPT. SIMTWTFS SMTWiTFS . i .... i 2 3 4 5 2345678 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 20 21 22 23 24 25 26' 23 24|25 26 27 28.29 27 2S 29 30. Ang. 22—4th Ward Repbnlicans will meet at 127 New Bruns wick avenue at 8 p. m. to instruct the voters in re gard to the new primary law. All Repbulicans are requested to attend. Ang. 27—Excursion to Ocean Grove, Simpson M. E. Sunday School. Sept. 7.—Carnival. Nov. 18, 19, 20—Fair, Presbyterian Chapel. THOMAS M. THICKSTUN Attorney-at-Law • 122 Smith Street, Scheuer Building PERTH AM HOY, N. J. I i| t ....him urn im * 1——"i w Fred. Lupton. Herbert A. Bushnell. LUPTON & BUSHNELL 8DCOKSSOH8 TO LUPTON & LUPTON ..Granite and Marble.. Monuments Headstones and Fencing. Your Patronage Solicited. j B New Bruns k Av. & Central R. R. CITY DIRECTORY. cn uitciiiis. Beth Mordecai, Iloban Street. Pastor, Dr. M. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.J5 p. m. Saturday, 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School, Saturday 1 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Congregational (Swedish)—Gordon st. —Pastor, Theodore Englund—Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. F'irst Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid Society, Elm Street, P. Joselson, Trustee. Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday 8.30 a. m., 4.30 p. m. First Baptist—Fayette st.—Pastor, Rev. Percy R. Ferris—Sunday Services, 10 and and 10.3c* a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday school 2. 30 p. m. B. Y. P. U. Friday 3.45 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 p. m. First Presbyterian, Market st and City Hall Park, Pastor, Rev. Harlan G. Men denhall i). D. Sunday services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. in. Sunday School 9.30 a. m., 2.30 p. m., Junior £. E. 3.30 p. m. Y. P. S. C. E. 6.40 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 p. in. Grace English Lutheran. Smith Street Pastctr, Rev. E, J. Keuling. Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m., 7.30 p, m. Sunday School 2.80 p. n,. Methodist (Danish) Madison Ave and Jefferson st., Pastor, Rev. A. Hanson. Sunday Services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Epworth League, 3.45 p. in., Sunday School, 2.30 p, m. Class meeting, Wed nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m. Holy Cross Episcopal—Washington and Johnstone sts.—Rev.D. A. Willes, priest in charge—Sunday Services to.30 a. m. and ,7.30 p m Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Our Savior’s Lutheran (Danish) State St. Rev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services 10.30 a m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. Simpson Methodist—High and Jefferson Sts. Pastor, Rev. S. Trevena Jackson, A. M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m.; Sunday school, 2.30 p, m.; Epvvorth League, 6.30 p. m.; Prayei meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m.; Bible training class, Friday, 7.30 p.m.; Young Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m,; Junior Ep worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m. St. Mary’s Roman Catholic, Center St. Rev. B. T. O’Connell, pastor; Rev. S. A. Mitchell and Rev. T. F. Blake, assistants. Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. lli, St. Paul’s’German Church—South First street—Pastor Rev. Jacob Ganns. Services every 1st and 3rd Sunday of the month. Sunday School every Sunday at 2 o’clock. St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish)— State St. Rev. J. Zielinsk, pastor. Sun day services, 8.00, 10.30 a. m. Vespers, 4.00 p. in. Sunday School 3.30 p. m. St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish) Broad St. Pastor Hev. T. Christianson. Sundav services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sun day School 3 p. m. St. Peters Episcopal—Rector St. Rector, Rev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. W. C. T. U.—Meets at 27 Smith st. ev ery Sunday at 4 p. m. LODGES. 1 A. O. U. W Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street 1st. and 3d. Mondays. I. B. 1 Mandeville, M. W.; J. S. Phillips, Sec’y., 7 Kearney Ave. B. P. O. E. No. 784. Meets K. of C. Hall, corner Smith and Rector Street 1st. and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Crowther, 1 E. R.; W. A. Crowell, Sec’y., Gordon 1 Street. ( C. L. B, Father Quinn Council No. 88. meets 2d and 4th Tuesdays every Montn in K. of C. Hall. William Hallahan, sec retary. D. of L. Meet in City Hall, every Mon* * day evening. Counsellor Mrs. Maggie 1 Herbert, High street. Secretary Charles < Cluney 444 State st. Degree of Pocohontls—L O. R. M. Meets every 2d and 4th Friday at City Hall Mrs' G. Steinmetz, Poeohontas. Mrs. ' William Greenleaf, C. of R. Mrs. P. Erick T I--:-*r I F. and A. M. Raritan Lodge No. 61 ■Regular Communications 2nd. and 4th. ^Thursdays, Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street C. F. Hall, W. M.;C. K. Seaman. Sec’y., Nigh Street. * KofA. Court Amboy No. 58. meets at K. oH*. Hall, first and third Wednesday. Thos.wLucas, Chief Ranger, E. J. Dalton F'in SW., 95 New Brunswick ave. G' AAR. Major James II. Dandy Post No. *3. J S. G. Garretson, Commander; Adjt. Rqv. E. B. French, Westminster. Imp'd p. R. M. P b Am bo Tribe No. 65 Council Sleep every Thursday. Peter Axeen, Sachem, Hans S. Smith, C. of R. Andrew jit risen C. of W. Ira B. fl ice Lodge No. 309 Rail-Road Trainm A meet every 1st and 3rd Sunday Knigh‘ B Pythias llall Cor. Smith and High T. J. Griffin Master Robt. Mulv ^Becreury, Charles Miller Tres urer. 'jW I. ( ^BF., Court Keasbey, No. 3367. ^ MeettfoKt Thursday of every month, K. of Cf. Hall, corner Smith and Rector streets. G. W. Fithian, Chief Ranger H. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st. 1. O. O. F. Lawrence Lodge, No. 62 Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every Friday night. Dr. Frank Crowther, N. G.; F. L. Herrington, Sec’y., Brighton Ave. Jr. O. U A. M. Middlesex Council No. 63. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in City Hall. Charles Cluney, Counsellor, G. M. Adair, Recording Secretary 203 Madison Av. K. of P. Algonquin Lodge, No. 44. Meets every Monday K. of P. Hall Smith and High Streets. Harvey Stetson, C. C.; Chris Meshrow, K. of R. and S. K. of C. San Salvadore Council. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday in K. of C. Hall, Smith rand Rector Street. W A. Growney, G, K.; Recording Sec’y., Richard A. Bolger, 124 Market Street. I. O. of F. Court Perth Amboy, No. 3043. Meets K. ol P. Hall, High and Smith Streets, every 1st and 3rd Tuesdays. John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poulsen, R. S., 165 Elm Street R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100. Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every second and fourth Tuesday. Henry McCullough Regent, N. H. Moore, Secre tary, 60 Jefferson Street. K. of G. E. Meets in Odd Fellows’ Hall, Smith street, every Tuesday night. George Eath, Noble Grand; Frank E. Reed, Keeper ot Re. ords, 129 Mechanic street. P. O. S. ct A., Washington Camp, No. 79. Meets every second and fourth Thurs day K. of P. llall, cor. High and Smith street Fred Waters, President; J. M. Mills, Secretary. 210 Oak street. W O. W, Perth Amboy Camp No. 19, meets at City Hall 1st anti 3rd Wednesday. Chris. Mathiasen C. C., Hr. It. K. Mason Clerk, 63J Smith street. Washington I.i:erary Club meets in Un- 1 ion llall Adalaide Euilding, on the Second 1 Sunday of Each Month at 3 o’clock p. in. | John Clark, President. (■or..... 11 City Iteuullilion. The Leipzig, Germany, city council has passed an ordinance compelling city employes to take up their residence within the city limits. As the water works, lighting plants, storage ware houses, markets, pawnshops, hospitals, etc., are municipal, a large number of m people will be affected. It is said that M (he action was taken in order to foster Leipzig’s growth, to increase the city’s B income and to concentrate the conserv- H ative votes. B Tlie Only Way. §yj Dorothy—Aunt jo, what is the best M vav to tell a gentleman’s fortune? Aunt Jo—Look him up in Brad ;treet’s.. If he isn't there, his fortune's lot worth telling.—Kansas City Jour nal. ’ ^ A Pine lllcriil. [f winter and summer could only bo plac c-d Tn a turn bit r and shaken together, This world we inhabit would surely be graced By the most satisfactory weather. -Washington Star. TUB LIMIT OP LONGEVITY. •The Game—So your grandfather lived ;o a green old age? The Brahma—Worse than that. He ived to a hoarding house age.—Chicago Daily News. - ' * Lay from tynn. There was a poor fellow from Lynn ! By accident sat on a pynn; Ho let out a shriek, A howl and a squiek, And his language was really a synn. —N. Y. Herald. To Get Reveng'e. Caroline—I hate him! I would do inything I could to make him misera >le. Hazel—Then why don’t you marry ) lim?—N. Y. Herald. Fully Occupied. "Is she very busy these days?” “Busy! Well, I should think so. Vhy, she is faithfully following the tiles of a guide to goo'd health.”— Jhicago Post. No Hope of Relief. Tommy—Pop, what is conscience? Tommy’s Pop—Conscience, my son^ 3 a still small voice that tells a man nhen his liver is out of order. elphia Record. R*npi<l. "He says that he made Isit to the city.” “Well, he told me f jt time.’—Puck. f