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Pertf? Amboy Evening flews FOUNDED 1879 AS THE PERTH AMBOY REPUBLICAN. An Independent Newspaper published every afternoon, except Sundays, by the Perth Amboy Evening News Company, at 5 King Street, Perth Amboy, N. J. J. LOGAN CLEVENGER,.Editor D. P. OLMSTEAD,.Business Manager TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: The Evening News is on sale at newstands and delivered by regular carrier in Perth Amboy, South Amboy, Woodbridge, Carteret, Tottenville and surrounding towns for 6c per week. By mail, postage prepaid, per year ----- $3-°° “ “ “ six months - - - ■ - I<5° BRANCH OFFICE: Newark,.F. N. Sommer, 794 Broad St. Long Di: tance Telephone - - - * 9® _ _— F.j dered at Post-Office as second class matter. W MONDA ^SEPTEMBER 21, 1903. 3^/ry person anxious to see Pert ^g -*#Amboy take her proper place anion the cities of the State will be gla tliat a majority of;the property owner along Washington street favor tli pavement. This is enconraging t others who are anxious to see Pert Amboy advance, but who have hesi tated to take any step toward an improvement, fearing the oppositio would overwhelm the attempt. It i to be hoped that the aldermen wil heed the request of the majority an take the necessary steps tonight to ge the pavement laid before the winte sets in. With Washington stree paved from Staten Island sound t New Brunswiok avenue, it will be tli first thoroughfare in Perth Amboy t be paved its entire length. When County Clerk Conger finishe his work in this city, Friday mghl he had issued second papers ,to 1C men who desired to become America oitizens and.about 150 others took or first papers, thus expressing their ir intion of becoming citizens of thi untry. There are few cities in th tate where this record can be sui sed. Most of these men will b< me voters in Perth Amboy. The e settled here and many of tliei are heads of families. It is absolute ly essential that their children sha receive a good English educatior With such a constantly increasin population, the publio school become i the most important institution for j Perth Amboy and the work of solving 1 the school problem, already so admir s ably carried on, should not be allowed e to rest until not a scholar is turned 3 awaj. i In its desire to have the Westminst ? er purchased and kept as it is, a re minder of colonial days, the Evening News has been publishing interviews, s 1 giving the popular opinion on the 1 matter. Only one person opposed to the proposition was found, but that does not necessarily mean that all ^ favor the purchase. Realizing that it will be impossible to see everyone on this matter, the News offers its col umns for a full disoussion and anyone 3 who desires to send in their ideas, will be given every consideration. Today the News publishes a communi ^ cation which is of interest. The ’ writer does not agree with the News, 5 arguing that the city has enough to 3 do to take care of the needs of today. t_ It was an important event for St. b Mary’s parish yesterday. The laying a of the corner stone of their new church - marks the completion of the first part - of the work. The walls will now y mount higher and higher until the i handsome edifice is completed. The - success of the exercises yesterday is a 1 matter of congratulation both to the . congregation and to the pastor, Rev. i* B. T. O’Connell, under whose direc s tion such a noble work was started. FIXING LENGTH STANDARDS. How a Coimlnnt I nit of MeiiNnrciiient la Fixed and Maintained In Huttlaiid. Preparations are being made for de positing parliamentary copies of the imperial standards of length along the floor of Westminster hall, says the Lon don Telegraph, of recent date. The delicate undertaking, which It being carried out in its Initial stages by ■the first commissioner of works, will be taken over on its completion by the •tandards department of the board o( trade as the responsible authority in ■uch matters. The standards, it is un derstood, will be identical with those which were placed some years ago in Trafalgar square. There are. In fact four sets, the first ranging from one foot to an imperial yard, while the second Is a pole or perch, the third a chain of 66 feet, and the fourth the standard meas ure of 100 feet. Students of history .scarcely need being reminded that King Edward decreed that there should be but one standard measure—that kept at Winchester—for all England, and Mag we. Ciharta contained a similar nrovislon with regard to weight. Strict enforce ment of the law was found impracticable tor generations, a great number of cus tomary weights and measures contin uing in use. especially in transactions delating to land, corn and wool. Finally, however, parliament insisted upon the observance of general uniformity. Since 1826 an imperial system of weights and measures has been in vogue throughout the kingdom and an act passed in 1878 inflicts heavy penalties for using weights and measures not recognized by the law. Naturally, the "man in the street” re quires to know how the standards are ascertained and established. Chief among the earliest standards of length «were the palm, the foot and the cubit. l*There were two leading cubits—the na tural cubit of Egypt, Chaldea. Phoenicia 'and Greece, and the royal cubit of Mem phis. Tht Greek foot passed into Italy, sphere it w>.s divided Into 12 inches. The Romans usea a three-foot ulna, while the Saxons adopted an ell. or yard of 36 inches, based on the Roman foot. This measurement remained in England, al though the lapse of time saw various modifications in the ell. So matters .progressed until 1760, when a copy of an old yard measure found in the tower of London was made for a select committee of the house of commonsXand in 1824 this copy was legalized by Varliament, with a direction that "in the Vent of its, being lost the standard should\e recov ered by making ithe length of^hmean time second’s^endulum in the latitude qtLoudoji inli vacuum at sea level to 39.1-393 inches.” Unfortunately, the standard disappeared at the great fire which destroyed the houses of parlia ment in 1834, and, as the committee sub sequently appointed by the astronomer royal reported against the accuracy of the pendulum method, the duty of restor ing the lost standard was intrusted to a royal commission. It was not till 1854 that the task wae accomplished. Taking the best secondary evidence available, the commissioners produced a standard bar of gun metal, the distance between two lines on which, crossing gold studs, is one yard at 62 degrees Fahrenheit and 30 inches barometric pressure. Author ized copies of this legalized standard are preserved at the mint, the royal ob servatory at Greenwich, Trafalgar square and elsewhere, so that the addi tion now being made in Westminster hall Is a precaution which experiencehas shown to be necessary in a matter vitally affecting the commercial life of the na tion. »n Medieval Citicn. There can De no doubt that one rea son w-hy cities did not grow so rapidly in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries as in the nineteenth is thi excessively high death rate that pre vailed during the earlier period. Tht flood of immigration, mighty as it was, did little more than fall victims tc grievous sanitary conditions. From tht facts that can be obtained it seems ta have been universally true that al most up to the beginning of the nine teenth century the death rate of tht large cities exceeded the birth rate This was not because the birth rate was abnormally low, but because tht death rate was abnormally high. Ir the medieval city both birth rate and death rate were far higher than ai present. Infant mortality must havt mounted to a grewsome height. Tht uncleanliness and overcrowding of city dwellers, now largely relegated to tht slums of our great cities, was the nor mal state of nearly all classes of so ciety in the London and Paris of Louh and Elizabeth.—Prof Edwin O. Jordan in Popular Science Monthly. He Wouldn't HIxk It. “There is one question I want to ask you, George, dear,” said the dear girl who had promised to merge her future with him. “When we are married will you expect me to bake my own bread?” “It is up to you to do as you like about It, darling,” replied the diplo matic candi4atfi for matrimonial hon ■^rs, “but I certainly shall insist upon jtour not baking mine."—Cincinnati IN FASHION'S REALM. Dainty Acceaaorirs an«l Pretty Ma terials for Fall nn«l Winter Costume*. There is a fad abroad for wearing tiny fans in the sleeve, a la Japonaise. In tne shops the little spang!"d fans so much In vogue are already called sleeve fans, although they are mostly intended to be swung from long chains, reports the New York Post. The fall and winter street suits will be made with skirts of instep length, and the long fitted coat. This coat in various adaptations will be the prevail ing model for street and carriage cos tumes. Its skirt grows longer, quite to the knee. Indeed, and below it for dress wear. Among the prettiest materials of the year are the new silk grenadines. They are as sheer as gauze, and have a fine satiny finish. White grenadine with a pattern of strewn roses formqd the ma terial of a lovely dancing gown. It was simply made over pink taffeta and had a bertha and sleeve caps of point lace, and a girdle with long ends of black vel vet ribbon. Among dainty accessories to the toi lette are many scarfs, stoles and capes, but none prettier than the plain, long scarfs of liberty gauze which come in a variety of delicate colors as well as black and white. These scarfs, although a vard or more in lensrth. are so fine that they fold up in very small space. A black one for mourning has a border on all sides of black marabout feathers. The fashionable fur next season, say the importers, will be mole. Already it is fashionable in Europe, and American furriers have placed immense orders for It. Moleskin makes up well, and wears as well as squirrel, while in effect it is far handsomer. It has a rich, shaded look, changing from light to dark, mak ing it both handsome and becoming. Er mine will be almost twice as expensive as it was last winter, the catch having been very small, and the demand for it very large. The full skirt is certainly coming back. Not a few gowns are being made with long, straight skirts gathered all around the waist lipe and falling in full folds to the feet in nun-like severity of line. Skirts are a very uncertain quantity this season, and the economical woman who expects to wear some of her gowns an other summer or into the autumn is at a loss how to have them cut. The tight skirt, flaring at the bottom, the ruffled and draped skirt, the sun plait ed, the tucked, and now the full skirt all seem equally correct. The probabil ities are that some form of fullness will soon banish the sheath effect to which we have become accustomed. It will be wise In buying handsome gowns to buy a few extra yards of material, to permit of alterations later. HIS EFFORTS UNAVAILING. Yonth with Distasteful Hair Deter mines to CbniiKe its Color at All Hazards. Many and varied are the tales told of the efforts of some girls and women, too, for that matter, to change the color of their hair to some hue more desirable than that of nature’s bestowing, but it is not often that one hears of a boy of 16 wasting any gray matter worrying over his hair, whatever interest he may otherwise take in his personal appear ance. There is one boy of that age in town, however, says the Brooklyn Eagle, who thinks that nature might have been more kind to him and who strenuously objects to his Titian hued locks. To no avail have his mother and sisters assured him that his curly hair is “a perfectly lovely auburn shade and they just wish they had it.” Everything in the way of tonic and hair oil that the boy could obtain he has secured and used, without in the least dimming its brightness, but he capped the climax by his latest exploit. From some source or other he got a bottle of ebony colored dye, warranted to take the fire out of the reddest hair that ever grew on hu man head and to color the glowing locks inky black instead. Fearing discovery ■while in the act of changing red to black the boy daubed the mixture on hurriedly and without the aid of a mir ror. Then he went to bed. The next morning he faced his astonished rela tives at the breakfast table with the front part of his hair a dingy black, showing an occasional strand of red, and the remainder of his locks as bright as they ever were. Explanations fol lowed, so did a prolonged interview with the barber and a lecture on the folly of amateur efforts at hair painting. Nothing further has been attempted by the boy for a month or so, but he has not given up hopes of success by and by, and declares that he’s not going to keep on having red hair when he’s a man, no matter what he has to do to change it.” Grilled Sardine*. Sardines grilled in the chafing dish is a good course with which to begin a Sun day night tea in warm weather. Drain the oil from a box of fair-sized sardines, and when the blazer is hot lift each care fully Into it on the blade of a knife. Saute the sardines slightly, turning carefully. Sprinkle over each a few drops of lemon Juice, and serve them on small squares of toasted bread or sand wich style, between saltine crackers.— N. Y. Post. Same Old Ringer. Our air-ship having attained an un usual altitude, we are both interested anc entertained by the strange sounds float ing to us from the circumambient ether "I presume,” says one of the passen gers, who has all along bored us by his attempt at being witty; "1 presume thal faint dlngdonging we hear is from the gongs of the milk wagons hurrying down the milky way." , j "No,” says the captain, rather gruffly, 1 "That’s Saturn’s rings.”—Judge. * k Chinese Church Choir. San Francisco has a real Chinese choir It is a church choir complete in all its parts and composed of young Chinese vocalists, who are accompanied on the organ by a Chinese organist. It sings1 to a purely Chinese congregation com ! posed of *»en, women and children. It ! was In 1886 that a Chinese branch of the ! Presbyterian church was formed In San | Francisco. It was found extremely hard ' to bring the men and women together foi I worship. There was a religious and so | cial chasm that the men shrunk from i crossing. But concessions were made and the women were allowed to worship be hind screens and curtain. Prejudices were lost as time wore on and in 1887 curtains and screens begun to be lowered and fianally to disappear. But the men kept to one side of the church and the women to the other. But the choir marks one of the most positive advances, for in it young men and young women stand side by side and their voices blend sweet ly, rhythmically and (Jevotionally in hymns of praise.—N. Y. Tribune. China**! Population. The official census recently published hv 1h.» imnprlfll Irpasurv rffnnrtmpnt cf China is of no little interest, since it furnishes a method of determining just how many “teeming millions” there are* It appears that the celestial empire con tains 426,000,000 inhabitants and that China proper—the eighteen provinces— contains 407,000,000. The number of inhabitants per square kilometer varies from 201, in Honan, to 32 in Kunsou, and is, on the average, 103 in the 18 provinces. In Mongolia the number Is 0.7; in Manchuria, 9; in Yibet, 5, and in Turkestan, 0.8. For comparison we may recall that Germany has 105 inhab itants per square kilometer; Belgium, 220, ami the United Kingdom. 130. NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that the pre liminary map and the estimated cost of grading of East avenue was filed in the office of the City Clerk on August 21st, 1903. All persons desir ing to remonstrate against such pro posed improvement should do so within twenty days fiom the date of this notice. JOHN F. REILLEY, City Clerk. Dated September 9, 1903. 3504-9-14-2w-2t. e.w. PROPOSED AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION. gTATE OF NEW JERSEY. Department of State. As required by an act entitled "An act to pro vide for submitting proposed amendments to the Constitution of thisState to the people thereof,” approved Aprils, 1003, notice is hereby given that on Tuesday, the twenty-second day of Sep tember, 1903, a Special Election will be held in the several election districts or precincts of this stale, at such places as the clerks of the several townships, cities and mu nicipalities of tlie State shall provide, to enable the electors qualified to vote for members of the Legislature to vote for or against each of the following proposed amendments to the Consti tution. 8. D. DICKINSON, Secretary of State. ARTICLE V EXECUTIVE. 1. Insert in lieu of paragraph 10 a new para graph, as follows: 10. The Governor, or person administering the government, the chancellor and the attorney general, or two of them, of whom the governor, or person administering the government, shall be one. may remit fines ard forfeitures and grant pardons, after convictions, in all cases ex cept impeachment. ARTICLE VI. JUDICIARY • 1. Insert in lieu of Section II a new section, as follows 1. The court of errors and appeals shall con sist of a chief judge and four associate judges, or any four of them. 2. In case any judge of said court shall be dis qualified to set in any cause, or shall he unable for the time being to discharge the duties of his office, whereby the whole number of judges cap able of sitting shall be reduced below four, the governor shall designate a justice of the sup reme court, tlie chancellor or a vice-chancellor, to discharge such duties until the disqualifica tion or inability shall cease. 3. The secretary of sta c shall be the clerk of this couit. 4. When a writ : f error shall be brought, any judicial opinion in the cause, in the favor of or against any error complained of, slml. be assign ed to the court in writing, when an appeal shall be taken from an order or decree of the court of chancery, tlie chancellor or vice chancellor makiug such decree or order shall inform the court in writing of his reasons therefor. 5. The jurisdiction heretofore exercised by the supreme court by writ of error shall be exclusively vested m I lie court or errror ana appeals; but any wilt of error pending in the supreme court at the time of tne adoption of this amendment shall be proceeded upon as if no change had taken place. Section IV. 1. Insert in lieu of paragraph la new para graph, as follows’ 1, The court of chancery shall consist of a chancellor and such number of vice-chancellors as shall be provided by law, each of whom may exercise the jurisdiction of the court; the court shall make rules governing the hearing of causes and the practice of the court where the same is not regulated by statute. Section V. 1. At the end of paragraph 1 add the follow ing; The court may sit in divisions at the same or different times or places. Strike out paragraph 3. Section VI. 1. Insert in lieu of paragraphs 1 and 2 the following: The court of common pleas shall be consti tuted and held in eucli county in such manner as may be provided by law. ARTICLE VII. CIVIL OFPICKRS. Section II. . 1. Insert in lieu of naragraph 1 a new; para graph, as follows: 1. Judges of the court of errors and appeals, jus! ices of the supreme court, the chancellor, the vice-chanbellors and the judges of the cir cuit court and of the court of common pleas shall be nominated by the governor, and ap pointed by;him with the advice and consent of the senate; all persons now holding any office in this paragraph named, except the judges of the court of errors and appeals as heretofore existing, shall continue in the exercise of the duties of their respective offices according to their respective commissions or appointments, the judges of the court of errors and appeals, except those first appointed; justie s of the supreme court, the chancellor and the vice chancellors shall hold llieir offices of the term of seven years, and shall, at slated times, 're ceive for their services a compensation which shall not be diminished during he term of he r apnoinfments; and they shall hold no other office under the government of this state or the United states; the judges of the court of errors and appeals first appointed shall be appointed one for three years, two for five years and two for seven years, judges of the court of common pleas shall hold their offices for the term of five years. / Strike out paragraph 2. M Aug. 24-31-Sept. 7-14-21 W CALENDAR OF LOCAL I EVENTS Oct. 15, 16, 17—Fair, Independent Older Good Templars, Temp erance Hall, Prospect street. Nov. 18, 16, 20—Fair, Presbyterian Chapel. THOMAS M. THICKSTUN Attorney-at-Law 122 Smith Street, Scheuer Building PERTH AM ROY, N. J. ---- B Fred. Lupton. Herbert A. Bushnei.l. LUPTGN & BUSHHELL SUCCESSORS TO LUPTON & LUPTOH ..Granite and Marble.. Monuments Headstones and Fencing. Your Patronage Solicited. Neu. Rrnnsk Av. & Central R. R. CITY DIRECTORY. CHURCHES. Beth Mordecai, Ilobart Street. Pastor, Dr. M. Kopfstein. Friday, 8.15 p. m. Saturday, 10.00 a. m. Hebrew School, Saturday 1 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Congregational (Swedish)—Gordon st. —Pastor, Theodore Englund—Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m. First Perth Amboy, Hebrew Mutual Aid Society, Elm Street, P. Joselson, Trustee. Services, Friday 6 to 7 p. m. Saturday 8.30 a. m., 4.30 p. m. First Baptist—Fayette st.—Pastor, Rev. Percy R. Ferris—Sunday Services, 10 and and 10.30 i. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday school 2. 30 p. m. B. Y. P. U. Friday 3.45 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 p. m. First Presbyterian, Market st and City Hall Park, Pastor, Rev. Harlan G. Men denhall D. D. Sunday services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 9.30 a. m., 2.30 p. m., Junior C. E. 3.30 p. m. Y. P. S. C. E. 6.40 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 7.45 p. m. Graoe English Lutheran. Smith Street Pastor, Rev. E. J. Keuling. Sunday Ser vices 10.30 a. m., 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. Methodist (Danish) Madison Ave and Jefferson st., Pastor, Rev. A. Hanson. Sunday Services, 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Epworth League, 3.45 p. m., Sunday School, 2.30 p, m. Class meeting, Wed nesday and Friday at 7.45 p. m. Holy Cross Episcopal—Washington and Johnstone sts.—Rev.D. A. Willes, priest in charge—Sunday Services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p m Sunday School 9.30 a. m. Our Savior’s Lutheran (Danish) State St. Rev. V. B. Skov, pastor. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. Simpson Methodist—High and Jefferson Sts. Pastor, Rev. S. Trevena Jackson, A.M. Sunday services 9.30 and 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m.; Sunday school, 2.30 p, m.; Epworth League, 6.30 p. m.; Prayei meeting, Wednesday, 7.45 p. m.; Bible training class, Friday, 7.30 p. m.; Young Gleaners, Friday, 4.30 p. m,; Junior Ep worth League, Friday, 7.00 p. m. St'. Mary’s Roman Catholic, Center St. Rev. B. T. O’Connell, pastor; Rev. S. A. Mitchell and Rev. T. F. Blake, assistants. Sunday services 7.00 8.30, 9.30 and 10.45 a. m. 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. St. Paul s German Church—South First street—Pastor Rev. Jacob Ganns. Services every ist and 3rd Sunday of the month. Sunday School every Sunday at 2 o’clock. St. Stephens Roman Catholic (Polish)— State St. Rev. J. Zielinsk, pastor. Sun day services, 8.00, 10.30 a. m. Vespers, 4.00 p. m. Sunday Scnool 3.30p. m. St. Stephens Lutheran (Danish) Broad St. Pastor Kev. J. Christianson. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sun day School 3 p. m. St. Peters Episcopal—Rector St. Rector, Rev. J. L. Lancaster. Sunday services 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Sunday School 2.30 p. m. W. C. T. U.—Meets at 27 Smith st. ev ery Sunday at 4 p. m. LODGES. A. O. U. W. Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street 1st. and 3d. Mondays. I. B. Mandeville, M. W.; J. S. Phillips, Sec’y., 7 Kearney Ave. B. P. O. E. No. 784. Meets K. of C. Hall, corner Smith and Rector Street 1st. and 3rd. Tuesdays. Dr. Frank Crowther, E. R. j W. A. Crowell, Sec’y., Gordon Street. C. L. B. Father Quinn Council No. 88. meets 2d and 4th Tuesdays every Montn in K. of C. Hall. William Hallahan, sec retary. D. of L. Meet in City Hall, every Mon day evening. Counsellor Mrs. Maggie Herbert, High street. Secretary Charles Cluney 444 State st. Degree of Pocohontas—I. O. R. M. Meets every 2d and 4th Friday at City Hall Mrs. G. Steinmetz, Pocohontas. Mrs. William Greenleaf, C. of R. Mrs. P. Erick son, C. of W. F. and A. M Raritan Lodge No. 61 Regular Communications 2nd. and 4th. Thursdays, Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street C. F. Hall, W. M.; C. K. Seaman. Sec'y., High Street. F. of A. Court Amboy No. 58, meets at K. of P. Hall, first and third 'Wednesday. Thos. Lucas, Chief Ranger, E. J. Dalton Fin Sec., 95 New Brunswick ave. G. A. Ir. Major James H. Dandy Post No. <3. S. G. Garretson, Commander; Adjt. R»v. E. B. French, Westminster. Imp'd O. R. M. Po Ambo Tribe No. 65 j Council Sleep every Thursday. Peter Axeen, Sachem, Iians S. Smith, C. of R. 1 Andrew Jensen C. of W. ' Ira B. Tice Lodge No. 309 Rail-Road Trainmen, meet every 1st and 3rd Sunday Knights of Pythias Hall Cor. Smith and High streets. T. J. Griffin Master Robt. Mulvaney Secretary, Charles Miller Tres urer. I. O. of F., Court Keasbey, No. 3367. Meets last Thursday of every month, K. of C . Hall, corner Smith and Rector streets. G. W. Fithian, Chief Ranger H. E. Pickersgill, Secretary, 77 Lewis st. I. O. O. F. Lawrence Lodge, No. 62 Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every Friday night. W. f. McCoy N. G.; F. L. Herrington, Sec’y., Brighton Ave. Jr. O. U. A. M. Middlesex Council No. 63. Meets every 2d and 4th Wednesday — in City Hall. Charles Cluney, Counsellor, G. M. 'Adair, Recording Secretary 203 Madison Av. K. of P. Algonquin Lodge, No. 44. Meets every Monday K. of P. Hall Smith ana Hign streets, tiarvey stetson, c. o.; Chris Meshrow, K. of R. and S. 4 K. of C. San Salvadore Council. Meets | every 2d and 4th Wednesday in K. of C. I Hall, &miih Jand Rector Street. W A. 1 Growney, G. K.; Recording Sec’y., Richard A. Bolger, 124 Market Street. , I. O. of F. Court Berth Amboy, No. 3043. Meets K. of P. Hall, High and I Smith Streets, every 1st and 3rd Tuesdays. John K. Sheehy, C. R. Peter Poulsen, R ' S., 163 Elm Street R. A. Middlesex Council No. 1100. Meets Odd Fellows Hall, Smith Street every second and fourth Tuesday. Henry McCullough Regent, N. H. Moore, Secre tary, 60 Jefferson Street. K. of G. E. Meets in Odd Fellows’ Hall, Smith stfcet, every Tuesday night. George Bath, Noble Grand; Frank B. Reed, Keeper ot Records, 129 Mechanic 9treet. P. O. S. ot A., Washington Camp, No. ^ 79. Meets every second and fourth Thurs day K. of P. Hall, cor. High and Smith ■ street Fred Waters, President; J. M. Mills, jB Secretary, 210 Oak street. w W. O. W. Perth Amboy Camp No. 19, meets at City Hall 1st and 3rd Wednesday. | Chris. Mathiasen C. C., Dr. H. K. Mason Clerk, 63$ Smith street. . ^ Washington Literary Club meets in Un- | ion Hall Adalaide Building, on the Second 9 Sunday of Each Month at 3 o’clock p. m. ,M [ohn Clark, President. When the Crash Came. 1 Patience—Mrs. Styles had a $50 crash ; suit sent home C. O. D. yesterday, and her husband was at home alone when it arrived. Patrice—I suppose she thanked her stars she wasn’t home when the crash came.—Yonkers Statesman. Lock Hail Been with Him. “Do you believe In luck?” “Sometimes. See that fat woman with the red hat over there?” “Yes.” “Twenty-two years ago she refused to marry me.”—Tit-Bits. Pleased with Herself. "Did I understand you to say your wife said the conversation was brilliant and sparkling?” “Those are her exact words.” “What was she doing at the time?” 1 “Oh. she was furnishing the conver sation.”—Tit-Bits. - | A Man of Welaht. Askins—What do you think of Puffing ton ? Grlmshaw—Oh, he’s the kind of man ^ who thinks that when he steps on one end of the country the other end flops up in the air.—Tit-Bits. ^ Possible Explanation. Reelton—Juggins spent ten hours fish ing one day last week and never got a bite. How do you account for that?” Sinkers—Oh, I suppose he baited his breath instead of his hook.—Chicago Daily News. The All-Around Adaite. ’TIs well to look before you leap, Or you must pay the cost; However dark the hole or deep, Who hesitates Is lost. —Chicago Record-Herald. REASSL'RIKU TO THE BIRD. “Don’t be scared, Mr. Bird; I ain’t fl goin’ to shoot you. I only shoot lions jfH an' tigers an’ things like that."—N. Y. AjH Times. mMb 111 the Tolls. U'^B^H He onde was making money, .u^B Much more than he could use. iBHB Detectives caught him at it, ' And now he's making shoes. 1 | —Philadelphia Press. \ A (location. Toot! Toot! Toot! To-o-o-t! ■ 3 “Oh, John,” cried Mrs. Savyngs, l^B « , t , she heard the tooting, “run to the win-^^OBH dow quick and see whether that's Up-W.H$&! ton's automobile or the ragman.”—N. Y. Times. I A Senae of Security. " “There is safety in numbers,” said the man who gets his thoughts ready-made. , “Yes,” answered Senator Sorghum, i “especially when the numbers are writ- | ten in your bank book.”—Washington | Interrupted. ^ “Then,” said the first mosquito, ^B “you werfe still singing when the man ! ^ endeavored to swat you?” 4 j “Oh, yes! I had Just finished the j 1 recitative and begun the aria.”—Puck.* |j