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1[ SOUTH AMBOY ] COUNCIL® MEET AS COMMITTEE OF WHOLE. Considered the Telephone Fran chise— Mattrr Said to be in a Muddle. The Borcugh Council mot in Bor ough Hall last night ns a committee of tho whole. Present, Mnyor Mcir head, Councilmen Hillman, Gordon, Kerr and Clerk Birmingham. The franchise of tho Coutral New Jersey Telenhnuc and Telegraph com pany was talked over with the repre sentatives of tho company, but as far as conld be learned, the franchise re mained just where it wns before. A borbngh official was heard to say, after tlfe meeting, that the whole thing was in a muddle and why one of tho oouneilmen who had Heretofore upheld tho conduit system through tho borough, had suddenly flopped over and conld talk nothing but over head system ho couln not understand. But the company would have >o use tho underground system through cer tain streets in this borough. We did not loaru any more, for wo did not stand with one ear at the craok of the door ns others have douo, not wishing to run tiio risk ot being lodged by jailor Burns over night. A SAD DEATH. Rev. ami Mrs. Mclntirc Riturn from Siuter’s Funeral. Bov. D. W. O. Molntiro returned homo on Friday night and Mrs. Me Intiro on Saturday, after attending the fnuorai of tho late Mrs.. Jacob Headley, Mrs. Mclntire's sister, at Easton, Pa., who died from the effect of bums received by her dress having caught lire from a lighted lnnterii. Mrs. Mclutiro Bays her sister took up the lantern from the floor, suppos ing she had it all, bnt the bottom part remained on tho floor and her dress caught firo unknown to her. She waited around the room beforo obi serving it and then opened a door and enlled to her husband to come and help her. Tho opening of the door earned her wrapper to burn more rapidly and she was so badly burned before anything could be done, that she died on Wednesday morning. She left a luisbnna and nine children. IM FORT ANT UNDERTAKING. The Channel Which Government Will Build Means Much for this Place. Olio of the most important moves iir tho improvement of South Amboy ns a deep water shipping port, is the passage by Congress of n protect for n channel twenty-two teot deep at menu low tido and 400 feot wide, which will allow vessels of 27 feot draught to pnss nt high water and enter tho uort. The drodging will probably not CHALLENGES THE WINNER. Frank Disbrow Says He Will Shoot For Either $1 or $100. Frank Disbrow says that ho will shoot witli eithor the winner or tho losor of the shooting nmteh which is to take place at Morgan, Decombcr 1!) for $1, $100 or for fnn. Oscar Munily has posted $o as a forfeit in his match with John Rea, at twenty nine rocks nndor tno association rules. MR. DEY'S POSITION. As was told in the night edition if tho Evening News, yesterdny, Will iam F. Dey, of this borough, has been cIiobou as first assistant sergeant-at arms in tho House of Assembly at Tronton. Last year Mr. Doy was sec ond assistant. Assemblyman F. O. Henry, of Perth Amboy, is on the Steering Committee. GUN CLUB MEETING A special meeting of tho Columbia Gun Club will be held at their club houso Suuday afternoon, Dcoember 13. The president desires all of the mem bers to be present. FIREMEN ELECT OFFICERS. There was an election of offloers of tho fire department at Protection Hnll on Monday evening. James Gleason was elected Chief and Patrick Kouuh, assistant chief. After the election the boys started in for a good time and thoy had it. A bountifnl lunch wob served nnd cigars. Tho Evening News inakos a special ty of real estate. WANT WAITING ROOM. Peopls Have to Wait Lo.ig on the CornerB in the Cold. The travelling public who nso tho trolley lino are dosirious of having a waiting room where they can ho shielded from tho wind and storms, instend of being compelled to stand on the street corners while waiting for tho cars. Tho .Central station is too far away from the tracks, especial ly when it rainB. Why doesn’t the company hire or purchase the building now used ns a photograph gallery by Miss Prescott, as she is desirous of going sontn and tho bollding without donbt could bn hired or purchased very reasonable and it is just adapted for that purpose, as it is in line with tho depot and about fifteen feet from the trolley tracks. A great many people can be seen standing in front of tho building or sitting on the adjoining steps night nfter niaht, waiting in the cold and many w ith children in their arms. OBITUARY. Mr. Steven Cannon, a boarder at Tompkins Home, who has been an in valid for a long time, died yesterday morning. Da'o of funeral not yet nnuouuced. NEWS ITEMS. They are roplanking the steamboat dock and have already made new stringers and reniled it. When the planking is finished the dock will be extra strong and almost like a new one. Miss Dottie Jones, of George stroet, hns accepted a position with Reynolds & H nnson dry goods merchants, at Perth Amboy. It is said potatoes have gone up in m ica. Poople are wondoring wliat next? Irving Turner has been trimming his windows for the holidays and offers a turkey, goose and duck to buyers at his store for a New Years dinner. Frank Stratton will occupy the I10U30 his father is living in at pres ent, in the near future. George Ritter hns a position at the Vaseline works as office boy and has givon np his jiositiou at Jaques drug store. Frank Ritter was a New York visit or Monday. Mrs. Ad. Thompson, of Henry street, 1ms retnrnod home after a week’s visit with friends iu New York. Coal 1ms gono up twonty-flve Jcents on a ton of chestnut anil twouty eonts on a ton of pea coal. Frank Fnlton Jr. his a position in Reynolds & Hanson’s dry goods em porium at Perth Amboy. Mrs. Philip Rendor 1ms moved from Mrs. McConnell’s lionsn rn Mrs ■lames’ honse on Catherine street. Mrs . Culver moved from that house to Meohaniesville. Mrs. Thomas Locker, of Broadway, hasjboen spending a few days with friends at Elizabeth. The Christmas cantata of tho M. E. church is boing practised in tho ohuroh now instead of at private houses ns formerly. Tbo children are getting along splendidly with their singing. Mr. and Mrs. George Walker have moved into Whelehnn’s honse on Bordentown avonuo. Rev. J. D. Dyer, of Tottenvillc, S. I., was calling on momborH of tho Bnptist church Monday in this bor ough. Mr. Dyer is always a very wel come visitor here. The West Jersey and Senshore steam launch Longpoit, was put up for the winter on TuoEday, at tho shipyard. Mr. and Mrs. Prank Dey are cozily settled inltheir pretty. new home on Bordontown avonuo, and started at housekeeping Hominy evening for the first. Three members of the First Hebrew Mutual Aid Society, of Peith Amboy, residing in this borough, attended a meeting on Sunday evening for the Bleotion of officers at the society’s rooms at Perth Arnbov, and after rou tine business, were very 'pleasingly jntertainod bv their bretheru across the bay, so that the morning dawned before they broke up and dispersed to their homes. They had a grand supper and a grand tune. Little Beatrice Rue, daughter of 1 Ur. and Mrs. Frank Rue, of Church street, has been very ill with chicken pox and heavy oold, for the past week tnd is not very much better at the rresent time. Sho canglyt the chick >npox nt public school 'No. 3. Two ilnldren were sent home from that ichool Tuesday with the s'gme disease. _ I Bhip Trust Hearing Brings Out Connection of Morgan. HOW BETHLEHEM WAS ACQUIRED. Mornitn'H Partner Read Calilcorram to ParfN IIoukp Maying Solsmib ami FrlendM Are 1 ittrrented lu Kew Shipbuilding Company. NIOW YORK, I Ice. 9.—At llie hearing In the United States Shipbuilding re ceivership proceedings Lewis Nixon, president of the company, concluded bis testimony and was followed by George W. l’erkins, partner in the J. 1’. Morgan & t'o. linn, who gave the story of the connection of Morgan it Co. with tlie shipbuilding flotation. Ills testi mony on direct examination went to show that Morgan & Co.’s connection with the shipbuilding company consist ed in supplying trust companies with money to loan the shipbuilding com pany and in the sale to It of the Iicth lclicin plant. The defense made strong efforts to keep certain cablegrams and letters bearing on the French underwriting firm from being published, and at the close of the hearing Mr. Guthrie pock eted the copy of one letter, the news paper men being tumble to obfuln It. Mr. Perkins rend n cablegram which, he said, laid been sent by his bouse to Morgan & Co., Mr. Morgan’s Paris con nection: “Mr. Charles M. Schwab and bis friend are interested in the new ship building company, and we would be glad to have you take as cordial a view of it as is consistent.” Mr. Perkins insisted upon reading the cablegram despite the strenuous objec tions of William D. Guthrie of counsel <v„. Wv CVIm.fit, The witness declared that so much had been said about this cablegram that it would be u real pleasure for him to read it. The cables preceding this, In which Mr. Alexander of the firm of Alexan der & Green had cabled to Colonel Mc Cook urging him to get the influence of Morgan it Co. to stimulate the French underwritings and the reply that Mor gan & Co. had cabled to their Paris liouso commending the scheme, approv ing the personnel of the promoters and saying the properties to be acquired wore valuable, were all suppressed. The Bethlehem plant was acquired from Mr. Schwab by .1. P. Morgan & Co. as syndicate managers for the Unit ed States Steel corporation In the fall of 11)01, the arrangement being, witness said, “that If we disposed of the prop erty he (Schwab) should have a share of the profits.” Schwab had no other interest in the eompnny after Its sale. Mr. Perkins then gave an account of the connection of the firm with the shipbuilding company. In August, 100U. ho said, he was approached by Mr. ram, Mr. Nixon and Mr. Dresser, who wished to obtain from Morgan & Co. a loan for the shipbuilding company, Mr. Dresser representing to him on Aug. 11 that a large amount of the shipbuilding securities had been underwritten In France, that the money would arrive In u week or ten days, but that funds were needed for the eompnny at once. Mr. Perkins raid he declined to make the loan for the week or ten days, say ing that ns a firm Morgan & Co. could have no connection with the shipbuild ing Industry. The next day, after another conver sation with Mr. Dresser, Mr. Perkins. In behalf of his firm, agreed to deposit $750,000 In each of three trust compa nln« *1,,. sr*.all,. T > public, the Knickerbocker nml Manhat tan trust companies—for ten days, Mr. Dresser having represented that these trust companies were willing to take an Interest In the shipbuilding compa ny If they had the necessary funds to loan. The money was deposited, but the Manhattan Trust company sent back the loan, lindlng that .Morgan & Co. were not Interested In the compa ny. and Mr. Dresser made an arrange ment with the New York Security nud Trust company to obtain that portion of the money, Mr. l'crklns introducing Mr. Dresser ut the trust company, of which he was a director. Mr. Perkins Insisted that the transaction through out was ‘'merely an ordinary transac tion In foreign exchange" on the part nf the Morgan company, the money be ing deposited temporarily with the trust companies In order that they might have funds to make loans sgainst expected money from abroad. The Paris branch of Morgan & Co., lie said, had no connection with the French underwriting. Mr. Fntermyer pressed him with questions about the knowledge Morgan .v i o. nnu or tup r rencu underwriting mil of the security upon whjcli Mr. Dresser obtained the money from the l rust companies, but Mr. l'erkins In sisted that these were details In which 1:1s company was not concerned. American Conntil Innultcd. CONSTANTINOPLE, Dec. 0. - The ['lilted States flag over the consulate at ■Mexandretta, Asiatic Turkey, has been hauled down and Consul Davis has left !is post for Beirut in consequence of Mi attack on the consul, during which Mr. Davis was Insulted anil assaulted ly the local police. Tile affair grew jut of the arrest of an Armenian, Ihanncs Attarlan, a naturalized Amer enn citizen, whom the consul was as ilstlng. Wr.ll Street Clgarsi nt f-t Enrh, NEW YOltK, Dee. !>. Huge black d pars of special brand and manufacture, losting it oaeli, will be sent out as Christmas boxes to customers of a Wall itreet Stock Exchange firm. It is said hat the maker of the brand has given r guarantee that the customer will be :ome beurisb after smoking the cigar. ; ' ^ ' The Evening News is on sale at Ost bnrgs’ 44 Hum street, anil at John Boss' Hotel, formerly John Kail’s stand. Extra copies of the News and all NewYork papers can always be so cored. TO CLOSE BROADWAY. Properly Psners Notified that Sewer is to be Put Town All of tho residents of Broadway, Tottenville, received the following uotico yesterdny from tho Commis sioner of Public Works of New York : “To tho Residents on Broadway, Tottenville, S. I. Notice: “Tho construction of a sewer on Broadway, between Bentley anil Main stToct, Toftenvillp, will maUo it neces sary to praoticallv close t hat section of the street to vehicle traffic during such constrnction. Every effort will be rnnde to expediate the same con sistent with good workmanship. “Should the work for any reason be stopped the trenches will bo refilled, and the street opened to traffic. LOUIS L. F RIBUS, Commissioner of Public Works.” WORK AT BROWNS. ThertJ is now n heavy rush of work at tho shipyard cf A. 0. Brown & Son. Besides the building of two new tugs, tho two masted schooner Emily Bayringo iH to receive a new coat of paint and six oyster (loops arc to ho generally overhauled. MUST USE OIL. Tho Aqnahongn club are now in trouble. The work of installing the electric light plant in the club house has been delayed for some reason and the members are eoiiiDolled to oontent themselves with oil lamps for tho present. How long it will last they do not know, but hope that it will now end soon. A. 0 U. W. SMOK' R. The members cf Westfield Lodge No. 35, Ancient Order of United Workmen, will hold a smoker aril ntertaiumeut tomorrow night in K. if P. Hall, Amboy avenue. New York taleut will furnish tho entertnin mont. Several of the grand officers of the order are expected to be present md address the lotal members. Pnrlxliurst “Toole the Siuns." NEW' YOllK, Dec. it. -District Attor ney Jerome, who has been accused in directly by Dr. Parkhurst of familiar ity with “cigarettes and high balls,” ■efusod to discuss Dr. Pnrkhurst's statements, lint to a friend, who re sulted Ids remarks, lie said that the uorp Dr. Parkhurst tibused him the cotter he thought it would be for tils •eputatiou. lie also said to tills friend that Dr. Parkhurst was not qualified to discuss his personal habits. lie do ..Inwo.l <l,o *1.... 1.. l,...t Nikon n drink In Hip pivnonoe of I)r. [’nrklinr.it wi:s in tho Ilotrl Savoy sonu vonin nj;o. On tliat occasion ho drunk brandy, anil Dr. Farkhunt "took tho 4amo.” FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL. Closing? Steel* Quotations. Money on call e-iaDr at r»%6*<5 per cent, '"rliiio mercantile paper. Mi0% per cent. Exchanges, iSDS.l(»o; l;rilances, $10,038, Exports u nierchardl*,.- from the port f Now Yi ~k to foreign ports for the v. ok ci:n!i:^ t day \v r • value 1 at $11,694, ,0f.. C»oBlr»g prices: Amal. Copper.. 45 Norf. Sc West... 58% YtchJscn. 6S% Penn. R. R.118% 3. & 0. 79% Rending . 44% Brooklyn R. T.. 46% Rock Island_ 2i3% Chfs. .<• Ohio... 33 Ft. Paul .112% 'hi. £• Northw.. 108 Southern Pac... 47% Erie. 28% Southern R.v.... 21% Gen. Electric... 161 South. Ry. pf... 78% Illinois CVn.130% Sugar .124 Lackawanna_743 Texas P:\eifV .. 2“’% Lbtils. & Nash.. joo'a Union Pacific .. 78** Manhattan.111% V. H. Steel . 11% Metropolitan_1: % U. 8. Steel pf... 57% Missouri Pac_33% West. Union ... 88 V. Y. Central_US% Xm Yo-k llnrltPl.i, FLOUR—Qul< t and steady: Minnesota patents. $4.5;.a4.75; winter straights. *4u 4.10; winti i- extras, $3# 3.35; winter patents, d <57 4.35. tVHKAT—Opinf-.l ° i s y find )nt,-r dp -•lined on the p or cnbl.es. snow west and liberal northw- *t receipts; May. 85 11-1*# S(i%e. • July, 8*0. RYE—Steady; state and Jersey. 56#58c.; No. 2 western. <>3:i*t:.. f. o. b., clloat. CORN—Weak and lower on selling foj long- uccount and easy cables; May, 4S%# 48% c. OATS—Nominal; track. white, state. 41# 4V.; track, white western. 41#45c. PORK—Dull; mess. $13# 13.75; family. $15,566*15. LARD — Dull; prime western steam C.90c. BUTTER—Firm: extra, creamery, 2Cc.; state dairy. 15#22c. CHEESE Quiet; small, colored. Septem ber. 12c.; late made. 10c.: small, white. September, lie.; late made. 10c.; large, colored. September. 12c.; late made. 10c.; large, white, September, 12c.; late made. 10c. EGC1S—Firm; state and Pennsylvania nearby average best, Sir.; state and Penn sylvania seconds to firsts?, 28#30c.; west ern extras. 31c.: western firsts. 30c. TURPENTINE—Quiet at 59%#AV. TAFLOW—Firm; city. 4%c.; country, 43f <7?4%c. HAY—Dull; shipping, GO# 73c.; good tc choice, 85#92%c. Live Stock Market. CATTLE-Market slow: choice. $5615.10; prime, S4.70#4.S5; fair, $3<&3.tiO; veal calve? $7.30# 7.75. V HOGS—Market slow; prfme heavy. $4.6f 7*4.65; mediums/ 4 45#4.80; heavy Ywkem $1.45114.50; lighr Yorkers. $4. tOtff 1.45; pigs, $4.40^4.45; roughs, $3#4.25. 7 NEWS ITEMS. Fatnck Bedell is now clerk at the Island Hotel. Miss Gertrude Fountain, of Bontley street, has resigned her position ns cashier at Masterson's restaurant, Perth Amboy. Mr. and Mrs. R. W. Wood, of Tot teuville, aro spending a few days at Port Richmond. Mrs. Clarkson Totten, of New York, spent yesterday witli friends in Tot teuville. Most of the Tottenville stores will remain open evenings until D o'clock dnring this month. Word lias been received of the safe arrival of Mrs. Lyon and son Edward, of Richmond Valley, in Monticello, N. Y. A dance is to bo held in Amicitia Hail, Pleasant F’lains, Saturday night. William Bolan, formerly of Totten ville, now of Philadelphia, was in town this week. Mrs. A. A. Androvette nml daughter Viola, of Pleasant Pluius, are home from Brooklyn. Mrs. Janies Smith, of Ilugnerot, who underwent an operation two weeks ago at St. Viueont’s hospital, New York, is improving nicely. The meeting of Richmond Lodge, No. 80, Knights of Pythias, was well nucuutru iuumiaj iiikiu, The Totteuvillo police are ou the watch these navs for tlio chicken thieves, who are said to be very active around Totteuvillo and Pleasant Plains. Tomorrow night is the lecture on Canada. When all cf the expenses of the Twentieth Century department store fair are paid, it is expected the young people will clear abont ?425. Ou Friday night the West End Seoial Clnb will nold their ball and reception in K. of P. Hall. AIV Still* Wnn Wrecked. WASHINGTON. Dee. It. — t'nder weather conditions which were regard od us perfect the Langley ship or aero plane was given a second trial a short distance from Washington down the Potomac, the result being the complete wreck of the air ship. Everything has been in readiness f, r the trial for some days, so that it was felt all that was need for the ti st was the rigid -ort of wind and weather. These conditions presented themselv* s. and the test was made under auspicious conditions. Count Was ttio l.nst of Ills Ifoee. PROVIDENCE, It. I.. Dee. II.—Count .Maurice de Pradel. sou of Henri and Louise tic Pradel. who diiuT in pover ty as an inmate of iho Home For Aged Poor In Pawtucket, it. !.. has bean buried in St. Francis’ cemetery. He died of a complication of disease!. Realizing ills condition, lip reipi-stod that ail his papers and documents al luding to his title and family be buried with him, as he was tile last of his race. HnMii Herman fliiMn Drnd. WILKESJ5AHHI:. Vn.. ]n «*. !).—Kab ]>I Herman i;ub!:t. the oldest minister in tills city, is dead. The deceased was horn in Hohenzollcrn. Prussia, and earnc from New York city !■ re in 1.S.V!. He was seventy-eight years i Id. CONDENSED DISPATCHES. Rnssiao troops have defeated a band nf Chinese rubbers in Manchuria. I'ather. mother and three children were burned io death at Clarksburg, N. J. Tlie Metropolitan Opera House (New York) chorus girls have made a de mand for damaged gowns ruined by aehl. An attempt was made to wreck pas senger trains on the Panhandle road by tampering witli switch lights in its yards at Wheeling. W. Ya. Attorneys in the Kishineff mnssnere trial are said to have abandoned the case because of the refusal of the court to take steps to discover the real crlm 'a:\ls. ' 7’oODBRIDGE ENTERTAINED WHIST CLUB. Miss Mabel Freeman, of Prospect Hill, entertained the Tuesday After noon Whist Clob at her home yester day. All had a very pleasant time. Those present were the Misses Edith Whitney, Hannah Harding, Mary Sea mans, Anna Dixon, Elsie Martin. Katheryn Unthbuu, Susie Freeman, Mrs. Stuart, Mrs. Crnsko ami Mrs. Yonngman. NEWS ITEMS. Mr. and Mrs. John Gage and Mitts • Both are visiting Mrs. Fanny Demur est, of Upper Green street. Miss E. W. Cornish is suffering with a severe cold. Mrs. S. M. Brewster and Miss Helen Brewster have returned from their visit to New York. Mr. and Mrs. F. I. Perry and Mr. and Mrs. John Lockwood dined with Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Boynton on Sat urday evening. Miss Katheryn Louise Jackson is rapidly improving from her rocent illness. Dr. Florence E. Voorhees is in attendance. Mr. and Mrs. Ernest H. Boynton dined with Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Boyn ton on Sunday last. Mrs. W. T. Amos spent Saturday in New York. Orpheus met as nsoal on Monday night in the club Dense. The first concert will take place on Tuesday evening, December 20. Mr. and Mrs. F. F. Grant and Mrs. Glidden will soon go to New York for the winter. Mr. and Mrs.* M. Irving Demarest spent Sunday at Franklin Park. Miss Carrie Ewing spent last Friday with friends out of town. ^RTEKET NEWS ITEMS. Miss Clara Bartlett, of Brookyn, and Miss Ohio Rose, of East Orauge, wire guests of Mrs. L. A. Chase on Sunday. Miss Bessie Slneg, Miss Fannie Johnston and Miss Maude Platt speat Saturday in New York. Mrs. C. S. Walling spent Friday in Newark. Mr. D. R. Wilson was in Newark on Friday. Mr. Peter Fiunigan spent Sunday out of town. , ,ORDS Hurry Moody celebrated his 9th birthday with a party to las friends,, nrnong whom there were: Gertrude Cornish. Grace Cornish. Ethel ana Siras Dunham, Corrie W inant, Hans Hausen, William, Lizzie and Ella Oleson, Laura Nelson, Annie, John nnd Mary Jesko, Helen and Harry Schilcox. All had an enjoyable time. Gaines were indulgen in and at 4.H0 a dainty supper was served. Mrs. J. Ernest celebrated hor birth day with a number of her friends yes terday. Mr. and Mrs. John Olsen and fam ily spent Sunday with Mr. Olsen's parents here. Lewis Blomar, of Rahway, spent Sunday with his mother,Mrs. William Bolmar. Mrs. William Bolmar will move to Rahway this week. She will be greatly missed by her many friends, as she has lived at Fords for over thirty years. There have been two cases of diph therin and one death here. Lizzie Nyte died of the disease on Suudny. A lit? U lull UUf, UUUU VittUBCli, 1C 1111* proviug. D. M. Sprague, principal of the Fairfield school, is quite ill at his homo in Metuchen. Mrs. Thomas Feeuey is on the sick list. KEASBEY. Mrs. William Roraer lias been visit ing her mother in Brooklyn. Harry Schilcox is on the sick list. Eveiet Mnndy, of Perth Amboy, was a Koasbey visitor Sunday. Mr. ana Mrs. Samuel McGraw and family spent Sunday in Metuchen. Miss Christina Peterson, of Metheb en, was a Keasbey visitor Snnday. Miss Thresa Rankin, Jof Jefferson street, spent Sunday with Mrs. Elmer LaForge. 2 Read the real estate advertising column on page 2, today. €lures So opiate# HENTERS OF FORTUNE ] Make the Keeping of Wealth DiCl cult to Capitalists. An Army of Fakir* tint! fRvrntor* Art in Coimtaitt Puranit of the Muu \\ lio Has 12it<le Money. In Chicago to-ctay. says the Tribune, j there is a comparatively young mao .j with a strong chin and good executive <• i tity who within a few years baa tt vie a million collars or more through txp/HIng some successful invention*. Ir, looking back over the making of the brume, however, he confesses that the 1 tding i-| 'hat fortune against the ar r.v of fortune hunters in Chicago so far fx -t.tdt the capacities which be pos ed in t.h“ making of the fortune that ii was ' hild's ptay merely to make It. 'Would you believe it?" he asked the writer, raising his voice In his carnest rr.-'. "thrrf's a company organiz'd right here la this building with a capital j of $200/oj put into a process for aging whisky in ten days to the ripeness ordi narily represented by three years, and . i <! all 1! has to show for the business is ^ a pile of oak shavings through which the hicrhwir.es are supposed to be fil tered to accomplish the results. “And here the other day an acquaint ance brought a man in to see me who was introduced as having a process by which h» had been turning copper into gold. ‘Tell him about It,' prompted my friend. The chemist looked all around the room with some show of suspicion, then put up his hand to one sid,e of his mouth and whispered: 'That's right; I was making the gold out of the copper all right till the government got on to n ana maae me stop: "I have been attending a great school ( for the last year and a half.” said the -peaker, waving a hand around the well furnished office room from which he controls his affairs. "I may be con ducting the school, but there is no mls aking that I am the student who is get ting the greatest benefit from the schooling. Incidentally I have learned a whole lot abon' my fellow man w hich has not been calculated to endear him to mo especially. “I have never laid claim to more than common sense and a practical mersure-. ment of things along that line, hut It would surprise you to know how much advice I am asked to give to those who might he suspected of having advice to give. For instance, not long^tfgo the wealthy and influentialMawyers this town had me come Into a meeting with himself and some trther inquiring capitalist?. They had an inventor of a wonderful 'solidified soap' hefrre the m giving In "Well. I look off this- ring when h» was done and asked for the grease pot. 'That's great stuff, isn’t it?’ the lawyer asked as I took up the grease. 'Still, I'm glad to see you gq about it in a prac tical sort of way,’ he added, p.nd he was looking on while 1 smeared the greas,e over my hard and then turned and ‘ picked up just an ordinary cake of soap that had been lying on the basin. I rubbed the soap over my hands, dipped ; them In water and the grease slipped i'll Hi.■ UdiUiS iiunr as as u nou <-ui.u from the hands of the Inventor who had used the ‘solidified soap.' That, of j eours". spoiled the whole invention. The philo; ophy of the capitalist is that the man who puts up money back- •{ Ir.E a man's invention in any line is simply backing that man's imagina tions. When a man has put $5,000 Into r-uch an invention as a starter he has ^k got Into a position to follow it with J® •no core order to make that S', on coo’ And h» may have it to d^H| • h-on that even the hardaBnB ■ a *• ’ no ’ a- r.o paid-' Hr- or. the or which " .". itidiest® when MMsSs* p i'.' foe drcSHfij ! r: r 1. r.’ • typrs of thflHHj ■ ■ ■ ■ i vMsgLm "T!>* n- is i|®M who has iHysj ■ y - • who ' aH|l|f|B9! ’■ : "" : •'•11'r :if'. iHHyHH t'i WI. ■ , ar. '’''I'lflBg th» invertor v rk in ! is nvnIHI rl: anywher^HHH| ■ /‘WWH dirjftlon. IkenKEH ■ piri, inventor, who will notJ^Hj m know enough of his pet Idea Jt» ;m Ice whether it is worth anythlnpor not; the man who has been stealing >as all his life, and. finally, the real Inventor—the man who wants a shop, ins* as the great artist wants a studio; the man who hes small idea of the value of money save as it will equip him with tills perfect shop that ehall produce his invention In perfection under hi; own personal supervision.” Bnd Break. "That fellow you advertise us a pro fessor of physiognomy is a rank im pos'.tor,' said the man with the scanty lock*. i "What makes you think so?" asked J the museum manager. ” •'ll cause." answ ered the kicker, “he said my wife had a weak chin."—Chi cago Daily News. Served Him Right. Corliss—Your cough seems to be get- A ting worse. Haj 1;-;. Awfully worse; think I ruust^ft v . o.:nmen(l^Bt| iiosioa