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Perth (fmboy Evening Nevte jvnn.lrd m» «■ the Perrt Ambor Republican*. An Independent newspaper published ■ every afternoon, except Sundays, by PERTH AMBOY EVENING NEWS COMPANY, No. 284 State Street, Perth Amboy, N. 3. 3. LOGAN~CLEVENQER. Editor. D. P. OI-.MSTKAD, Business Manager, TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION-. By mall:—One month. 40 cent*; six months, (2.25; one year, $4.50. Delivered by carrier:—10 cent* a week, 15.20 a. year. Long Distance Telephone - 400 or 401 Entered at Post Office as second Class Matter. No attention paid to unsigned com munications. VOLUME XXXII NO. 157 MONDAY, JANUARY 29, 1912. Perth Amboy Population, 82,111. 23 miles from New York. Tax rate 1.78. On Staten Island Sound, at the mouth of the Rarltan river and at the head of Rarltan Bay. Ocean steamers can dock In from 85 to 40 feet of water. Channel 21 feet deep at low wa ter leading up the bay from Bandy Hook. Dally steamer service to New York. Pour railroads, the Pennsylvania, Central Railroad of New Jersey. Lehigh Valley and the Staten Island Rapid Transit Branches running In all directions, affording almost an unlimited number of excellent fac tory sites. Has two telegraph and two tele phone companies. Electric light and gas companies. Two dally newspapers. Federal poetofflce building. Public Library. Nine grammar schools and on# nigh school, which is on the ap proved list of all the eladlng uni versities in ths country, four paro chial schools and a business col Shurches of all denominations. City Hospital. Municipal water works. Prominent center for trolleys to all parte of the state. Richest clay deposits In the coun try In the immediate vicinity. Splendid theatrical advantages. Some of the leading industries are American Smelting St Refining Company's smelter; Rarltan Copper Works smelter; Barber Asphalt Works; United Load Works; United States Cartridge Co.; Architectural Tile & Faience Co.; C. Pardee Steel and Tile Works; Atlantic Terra Cot ta Co.; Federal Terra Cotta Co.; New Jersey Terra Cotta Co.; three plants of the National Flreprooflng Com pany and other similar Industries within the immediate vicinity; Cer amic Works; Chesbrough Vaseline Works; Marcy Stove Works; two drydock companies together with shipyards and marine railways, Standird Underground Cable Com pany, Roessler & Hasslacher Chem ical Works; emery mills, coke and cigar factories; cement stone works; coal shipping piers: handkerchief factory, cement works; aohlne •hops and Iron foundries For further particulars address: Albert Leon, secretary of iv° Board of Trade. f Board firbj alarm boxes. it—Rarltan Copper Works. 24—Market and Sheridan Sts. 16—Smith St, and C. R. R 11—High and Lewis St*. *7—Madison Ave. and Pate re on St :J8—Market and First St*. th and Hlarh Sts, B. Ave. h New it. . ii < mmtrof and Front Bt*. ,j!« ♦od Washington Sts.! W—SSgh and Washington Sta. t*—Stats St. and Buckingham Ave. 46—Hall Ave. and Charles St 57—State and Wayne Sta, '68—-Near united Lead Works —Meurer. 60—Washington and First Sts. ,«»—N. B. Ave. & Elm St. 14—Smith Bt and Watson Ave. 65—Commerce and State Sts. It—Front and Smith Bte. ?*—Water and Gordon Sta. 74—Kearny Ave. and Gordon St, (8—Amboy Ave." * Washington St. I(—Near City Hospital. 18—Cleveland and Brace Ave*. (4—Lehigh Ave. and Stanford St. It—Amboy and Hall Aves. »2—Amboy Ave, and Inslee St. >4—Neville and Johnstone Sts. THE CORONER'S DUTY. There seems to be a great deal of misapprehension as to exactly -what the duties of the coroner are and when the law requires him to act. It appears that. In the recent ex plosion at the United States Cart ridge Works, the coroner was not notified by the attending physician because the latter claims he reached the side of the victim before she died. The fact that she passed away within a half hour after the explos ion occurred did not, in the opinion of the physician, warrant him to notify the coroner. It is plain, however, that this was gross negli gence. The law covering this matter, as far as the coroner is concerned, reads as follows): That it shall be the duty of every coroner (or justice of the peace, in the absence of a coroner), on being informed of the violent, sudden or casual death of any person within lxis county, immediately to proceed aad view the body, and make all proper inquiry respecting the cause and manner of the death; aad If, from bis eh inquiry, the said coroner or Justice shall bo satisfied that no person or persons has or have been guilty of causing or procuring the said death, and that there are no su&picloua circumstances attending the same, he shall, without further proceedings therein, deliver the body to the friends thereof (If any there t)e) for interment; but in case there are no friends who will take charge of, and bury it, and if the deceased shall not have* left property suffici ent to pay the expenses of the bur ial, then it shall be the duty of the said coroner or justice to bury the name." |j| / , Death in this Instance was surely Ijoth violent and sudden, even tf the t/ls;. i-i did arrive before the girl away. Wry often Ealiary to notify tb« coroner pfompUy results in * miscarriage of Juitlc*. The office of coroner is one of the most important In the county. He ranks next to the sheriff, but be cause the position hag been largely ignored in this vicinity the notion of the coroner's duty has been great ly under-estimated The coroner has great, power conferred upon him in such accidents as here reported. He can, if he chooses, summon a Jury and hold an inquest as the cor oner in Mercer county has done in connection with the recent automo bile accident when five perstms were drowned. In the present instanete the prose cutor has taken up the matter and has decided to bring the case before the grand Jury. It was^ within the powers of the coroner to tftfcS this matter in his won hands and sift it to the bottom. WATTERSON'S OONTI«MAHO\. The latest effusion by Col. Henry Watterson intended to further In jure the chances of Governor Wood row Wilson In securing the nomina tion for president, does not in the least lessen the favorable popular opinion of the New Jersey executive that is rapidly spreading through out the country. Watterson only confirms what has already been in timated, that the cause of the break between Harvey and Wilson was the fact that an effort was being made to have Thomas F. Ryan finance the campaign of the governor. Watter son declares that he was requested by Governor Wilson to do what he could to raise a campaign fund. The governor denies this. But sup pose It were true, we all know that it Is necessary to have money to run campaigns and as the governor thought Col. Watterson was a friend and also an influential member of the Democratic party, he could suc ceed where others might fail. ft was only when .Watterson began to solicit aid from such Wall street financiers as Ryan, that the govern or drew the line. He was right in doing so. We all know that In the present ' state of mind, the country will not stand for campaign contributions from such men as Ryan, and the corporations that be represents. Watterson should have known Jhls money from such * person. Watterson, In his statement, at tempt# to vindicate Harvey from blame In the matter. Harvey's con nection, however, is very plain to be seen. The three men were to gether when the break occurred and !t!« siers than likely that -hca Wil son turned down the Ryan assist* ance, Harvey, who Is very close to such men asked his now famous question whether or not his support was detrimental to the Wilson in terests. This was followed by th® frank reply that it was. There Is no doubt that Watterson and the other reactionaries of his stamp are exerting every effort to embarrass Wilson, but the mote they try, the more solid they are piaklng the governor with the peo ple. UPHOLD THE DOG CATCHER. We aTe told that the dog catcher Is getting discouraged. Hardly a day passes that he Is not set upon oy some of our citizens Ihecause he Is faithfully performing his duties In ridding the city of stray canines. It is time strenuous action was tak en against these defiant people. They should be made to understand that the law is made for them' as well as anyone else and that dogs are prohibited from running ~at large on the streets. There is still a great deal of work for the dog cateher in this city as is evident every day from the number of dogs met which do not wear muz zles and which apparently are not In the company of any one. if is, therefore, desirable that the dog catcher he jdv«n evory ment possible to keep up the work he is doing, in order that the city may be made a safe place for the people to live* in. Nearly every day we read of "new cases where rabid dogs have attack ed people and, in some inst&nces, rabies have developed New York is just gettlug over her latest scare and a day or eo age several persons were bitten by a dog In Newark. -Perth Amboy has had her experience in this regard and we do not care to have it repeated. If justice cannot be obtained any other way, a police man should accompany the dog catcher in order to afford the prop er protection. Do?a must be kept off the streets of Perth Amboy. - *■ mtmmmmmm It's Worth MoncyToYou to have clothes that yon haven't any doubt about; style, fit, quality right; clothes that feel good to you and look well to others. GANNON & SHEEHY are that kind, and we Bell them. The extra value you get doesn't cost anything extra. ! Suits $9.75 to $20.00 OvVcoats $7.50 to $22.00 Gannon& Sheehy COMING EVENTS. Feb. 1.—Bail of Aerie 1,586, Fra ternal Order of Eagles, Auditorium. Feb. 7—Ball, Puritan Athletic Club, Auditorium. Feb. 12—Liffcoln Tea, auspices of Ladles' Auxiliary to City hospital. Feb. 19—Box social and dance, Ladies' of the Maccabees of the World, Jefferson Hive, No. 27, Moose hall. Feb. 19—Ball of the Central Pleas ure Club, Kozusko's Glrand Cen tral Palace. *eu. a i.—Ooloclan dauce, Rarltau i acta Clu . Feb. 22—Supper, Ladles' Aid So ciety of Simpson M. E. church. Feb. 22—Dance, Washington Hose and Chemical Company. March 14-—Dane* of the Brother hood Trainmen, Auditorium. May 2—Unaneapeare masquerade, tarltan Yacht Club. May SO—Dance, Greek Societies, Auditorium. April 8—Dance, St. Patrick's Alli ance, Auditorium. April 10, 1912—Ball, Combined Camps of Woodmen of the World, Washington Hall. July 16—Excursion of Baptist Sunday school, '''Up the Hudson." Staten Island Rapid Transit. FARC TO NEW YORK. One Way *¥* Hound Trip ............ .65 {(0 Trip Ticket 13.00 monthly Commutation .»... 7.00 Timetable in Bffect September 80, 1911* TO »BW YORK. Leave Perth Amboy.Dally— 6:10, «:30, 7:00, <7:29, 7:29, *1:00, 8:00, 8:50, 9:80 11:10 a. m„ 12:16, 1:60, 4:60. 8:40. 4:28, S:M, 8:40, 7:57, »:00, 10:28, 11:30 p m. Sunday* and Holidays— 8:18, 7:40. 8:48, 9:45, 10:48, 11:48 a, m„ 12:48. 1:46, 8:08. 4:0&, 8:10, 8:15, 7:15, 9:18, 10:00, 11,-li p. m. FROM HEW rOHK, Leave New York Dally— 8:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, 11:20 a. m, U:80, 1:80. »:40. *:40. 4:40, 8:15, r ,12:8® »• n». 7:80, J:00, "lo-oo.'l^oo"a. m.. 12:00 Noon, 1:00, 2:00, 8:00, 4:80, 6:80. 8:80. 1:S0, 8:10, 10:00, 11:30 p. *q„ !1S:36 a. m. GEO. J. BROWN, General Traffic Agent. * Express. 1 Holiday nights only. JEW JER8HY CENTRAL. TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMBOT.. For New Torlc, Newark and Eliza beth i 6:28, 7:11, x7:38, 7:86, *8:24, 8:80, 9:41, 10:08. 11:1* a >*> • 1»<V». iS.Si, »:«i, #:i4, 4:40, 5:08, 6:02, 8:14, 9:49 p. m.; Sundays, 8:82 a. m. 1 1:28, 8:08, 7:23, 9:27 p. m. For Philadelphia and Trenton via Bound Brook, 7H2, 7:55. 8:80, 9:42, 10:(16, 11:16 a. m.: 12:88, 3:14, 6:08, 8:14 p. m.| Sundays, 8:82 a. ra.; 1:28. 6:08. 7:88, 9:27 p. m. For Long Branch, Aebury Park, Oceaif Grove, etc., 6:10, 9:65. 12:02 a, m.; 2:0.i 5:28. 6:03. 8:81. 9:56. 12:61 nlg+-t; Sundays, 4:50, 9:87 a. m.; 4:57, 9:28 p. m. For Freehold 6:10, 7:02, 9:05, 12:02, M.; 2:21, 5:10. j:08, 8:84 p. m.; Bundaya 11:05 a. m., 4:67, 9:18 p. in. x New York only. W. G. BBSLSR. V. P. A G. M. ""Public service time table. Cur* Leave Staan Island Ferry: For New Brunswick—6:10 a. m..and every 80 minutes until 8:40 p. m., also at 9:40, 10:40 and 11:40 p. m. (Satur days only at 12:10.) For Keasby—6:25 a. m. and every 16 minutes until 8:40 p. ra. Then every 30 minutes until 11:40. For Rahway—5:50 a. m, and every 80 minutes until 11:20 p. m. For Boyn ton s. ra. ani every 16 minutes until 11:30 p. m. RENJ. sriVACK'S K«r 1'nluf aid Wallpaper StoM 204 NEW BHUNSWICiv AVE, Now ready tor business. With ft big stock of Lucas" Paints, Enamels and Stains. I«t as estimate on wall paper ing, painting and glazing. Our prices will surprise you. Special In wall pa per. 8c per double roll, and i»p. Manns Merchairs Tirminai Co Fawt Freight Service to NEW YORK AND WESTERN POINTS Hali Dock Perth Ambojr Phone 666 Pier 80 East Kiver, New Tortc CHty M. J. DONOVAN, Agent, Now is Your f Opportunity To get the best an-4, cheap- | est suit you ever wore. ' We don't consider the cost—we just make a price that sells them. Men's, Boys' and Chil dren's. We have a few Chil dren's Ovei coats that we wiii sell tor $1.75. Come nd see them. All we aek of you is to look at the g«>ods. The price and quality will do the rest. H. IMLLOUGH 68 Smith St. 'M feChaKce of Courage iatof Star? «l Cestui# Nrmm:WH* thnak *t It m4 Cw<M(«4 A Romance of Colorado BY CYRUS TOWNSEND BRADY .Julltor of"Tht Rfn» uhJ &* Mm," 'TT» of Rrv~n«r*tKJ*i," lis*; B*tt*r M*a," "HfArt* and tH« HisH wmy, ° '"At lijc Spkri« Fly Upvnud. " DiaitntloM by Ellnrertli Ymsf (Copyright, 1811, by W Q. Chapman.) (Continued.) The other* pointed out to Armstrong that If the woman they all loved had by any fortunate chance escaped the j cloudburst, she must Inevitably have perished from cold, starvation and ex posure In the mountain Ions since. There was scarcely a possibility that she could have escaped the flood, but it she had, It would only to be de voted to death a little later. If she ww not In the lake, what remained of her would be in some lateral canon. It would be impossible to discover her body in the deep snows until tbe j spring and the warm weather came. When the snows melted what was con cealed would be revealed. Alone, she j could do nothing. And admitting again that Enid was alone, this conclusion was as Bound as the other. Now no one had the faintest hope that Enid Maitland was yet alive, ex cept, perhaps, her father, Mr. Stephen Maitland. They could not convince him, he was so old and set in his opin ions and so utterly unfamiliar with the conditions that they tried to describe to him, that he clung to his belief in spite of all, and finally they let him take such comfort as be could from his vain hope without any further at tempt at contradiction. In spite of all the arguments, how ever, Mr. James Armstrong was not satisfied. He was a*-hopeless as the rest, but his temperament would not permit him to accept the inevitable calmly. It was bafrely Josslble that she might not be dead, and that she might not be alone, _Tfefre scarce up enough possibility of this to Justify a suspicion, but that* is not saying there was none at all. Day after day he had sat in his of fice denying himself to everyone and refusing to consider anything,--brood ing over the situation. He loved Enid Maitland, he loved her before, and now ' that he had lost her, h« loved her still j more. Not altogether admirable had been James Armstrong's outwardly success ful career. In much that is fiigh apd noble and manly his actions—and his character—had often been lacking, but -even the base can love, and sometimes love transforms, if it be given " a chance. The passiga fflftSyinon for Iph igenia, mad a a man and prince out of reat-ifiboor, and his real love for Enid Maitland might have done more for Armstrong than he himself or any one who knew him aa he was, and few there were who had such knowledge of him, dreamed was possible. There was one thing that love could not do, however; it could not make him a patient phil osopher, a good waiter. His rule of me was not very high, but in one way ! it was admirable, in that prompt, bold desire action was his chiefest charac teristic. BATIK] PKUTU AMBOV TKCJ8T OCX un uus certain morning a mocin after the heart-breaking disaster, h!» power of passive endurance had been ■trained to the vanishing point. The great white range was flung in his face j like a challenge. Within its secret re cesses lay the solution of the mystery. Somewhere, dead or alive, bsyond the ■soaring rampart wag the woman he loved. It was Impossible for him to remain quiet any longer. Common sense, reason, every argument that had been adduced, suddenly became of no weight. He lifted his head and stared straight westward, his eyes swept the long semicircle of horizon luii-oe* which the mighty range was drawn like the chord of gigantic arc or the string of a mighty bow. Each white peak mocked him, the insolent aggression of the range called him ir resistibly to action. "By Heaven," he said un£ar his breath, rising to his feet, "winter or no winter, I go." Robert Maitland had offices in the same building. Having once como to a determination, there was no more un certainty or hesitation about Arm strong's course. In another moment b« was standing ia the private room of his friend. The two men were not alone there, Stephen. Maitland sat in a Sow chair before another window removed from the desk somewhat. Vtmn U AMi*OY TUL'ST CO. This Company Ui a legal deposi tory for tlw> r\ui4s of the Btnte of New Jersey. County of Middles®*, and also • depository for the am aicip&t funds of the City of P#rih A ui boy. There's a Xroas w everybody who will take advantage of the j opportunity to open an account in the PERTH AMBOY THV8T CO. Furthermore it will not only be for rhe present Xmas but for many to come. Sea our detailed statement of the unsurpassed ad t,.vantage:-, which we oSer. ' • "It is Madness," Urged Robert Malt land. ■taring out at the range. The old man was huddled down in his seat, every line of his figure spoke of grief and despair. Of all the places In Den ver, he Hked best his brother's office fronting the rampart of the moun tains, and hour after hour he sat there quietly looking at the summits, some times softly shrouded in white, some times swept bare by the fierce winter gale# that blew across them, some times shining and sparkling so that the eye scarce sustain their reflection of the dazzling sun of Colorado; and at other times seen dimly through mists of whirling snow. Oh, yes, the mountains challenged him also to the other side of the range. His heart yearned for his child, but he was too old to make the attempt. Ha could only sit and pray and wait with such faint and fad ing hope as h« could still cherish un til the break up of the spring came. For the rest he troubled nobody; no body noticed him, nobody marked him, nobody minded him. Robert Maltland transacted his business a little more softly, a little more gently, that was all. Yet the presence of his brother was a living grief and a living re proach to him. Although he was quite blameless he blamed himself. He had not known ho-y he had grown to love his niece until he had lost her. His conscience accused him hourly, and yet h« knew not where he was at fault or how he could have done dif ferently. It was a helpless and hope less situation. To him, therefore, en tered Armstrong. "Maitland," he began, "I can't stand it any longer. I'm going into the moun tains." rou are maa:' "I can't help It. I can't sit here and face them, damn them, and re main quiet." >n"Tou will never eome out alive." "Oh, ye», I will; but IX I don't, I ■wear to Ood I don't care." Old Stephen Maitland rose unstead ily to hi# feet and gripped the back of hie chair, "Did I hear aright, *lrT" lie asked, wiUi ail the polished and graceful cour tesy of birth and breeding which never deserted htm in any emergency what soever. "Do you say—" f '1 said 1 was going Into the moun tains to search for her." "It Is madness," urged Robert Malt land. But the old man did not hear htm "Thank God!" he exclaimed with deep feeling. "I have sat here day aft er day and watched those mighty hills, and I have said to myself that If I had youth and strength as I have love, I would not wait," "You are right," returned Arm strong, equally moved, and indeed it would have been hard to have heard and seen that father unresponslvely; "and I am not going to wait, either." "I understand your feelings, Jim, and yours, too, Steve," began Robert Maitland, arguing against his own etno tlor«, "even if she escaped the flood, ■he must be dead by this time." "You needn't go over the old argu ment, Bob. I'm going into the moun tains, and I'm going now. No," he continued swiftly, as the other opened Ms mouth U» Inteipoee iurtner objec tions, "you needn't say another word. I'm a free agent, and I'm old enough to decide what I can do. There is no argument, there Is no force, there Is ho appeal, there is nothing that will restrain me, I can't alt here and eat my heart out when she may be there." "But it'« impossible!" "It is impossible. How do I know that there may not have been some body in the mountains; she may have wandered to some settlement, some hunter's cabin, some prospector's hut." "But we were there for weeks and saw nothing, no evidence of human ity." "I don't care. The mountains are filled with secret nooks you could pass by wilhin a stone's throw, and never see into; she may be In one of them. I suppose she is dead, and it's all fool ish, this hope; but I'll never believe it until I have examined every square rod -within & radius of 60 miles from your camp. I'll take the long chance, the longest, even." "Well, that's all right," said Rob ert Mattland. "Of course, I intend to do that at soon as the spring opens; but what's the use of trying to do it now?*" "It's use to me. M either go mad here in Denver, or I must go to seek for her tlfere." "But you will never come back if you once get in those-mountains alone." "I don't -care whether I do or not. It's no use, old man, I am going, and that's all there ia about it" Robert Maitland knew men. He rae ognxzed finality when he heard it, or when he saw it, and it was quite evi dent that he was in the presence of It | then. It was no use to say moire. "Very well," he said. "I honor you | for your feeling, even If I don't think much of your common sense." "Damn common sense,"* cried Arm strong, triumphantly. IfB love that »otm me scw." At. thai more em there was a tap on the door, A clerk from t'ae outer of fice bidden to enter, announced that I eld KSrkb? wa» ia the sate "Bring hta la," dlreetoft fcaitland. mg«r to weleom# Wis. If* fueled ttat IMs newcomer W98M ► . ~ - UttfSj&sibt«41y «Mfa* biro in dissuading Arnifttrong front bis foolhardy, useless enterprise. "Mornin', old mm," drawled Kirkby. "Howdy, Armstrong, my respects to you, sir," he said, sinking hi* voice * little as he bowed respectfully toward Mr. Stephen Maltland, a very iyaip» thetic look In the old frontiersman's eyes at the sight of the bereaved fa ther. "Kirkby, you're come in the very nick of time," «t once began Robert Maltland. "Alius glad to be J?hnny-on-tb« spot," smiled the older mas. "Armstrong here," continued the other, intent upon his purpose, "says he can't wait until the spring and the snow melt, he is going into the moun tains now to look for Enid." Kirkby didn't love Armstrong. He didn't care for him a little bit, but there was something in the bold hardi hood of the man,Something in the way J.041. .—IJLJi •' which ho m«t the reckless challenge .» the mountains that the eld man ae# ail the others felt that moved the la mest aonl of the hardy frontiersman. He threw an approving dance at him. '1 tell him that It la absurd, Impost!* ble, that he risks his life for noth ing,' and I want you to tell him the same thing. You know more about the mountains than either of us." "Mr. KIrkby," quavered Stephen Malfc land, "allow me. I dont want to In fluence you against your better judg ment, but if you could sit here as I have done, and think that maybe she Ja there, and perhaps alive still, and in need, you would not say a wor# t« deter him." "Why, Steve," expostulated Robert Maitland, "surely you know I would risk anything for Enid. 8omehow, it seems as If I were being put In th# selfish position by my opposition." (To Be continued.) F-THB •is/l°ivlE/NT By ROY K* MOULTON. A REVERSIBLE OPINION. Hod Rinks has said down to the store, And he has said It o'er and o'er. In his profound and all-wise way He said it Just the other dtly, 4.nd said It with a It beln' his most fay'rtte theme— He don't want wlmmen fer to vote. 'Twould be a dickens ot a note If wlmmen ever should get bold And let the vittles all git cold By hangia' 'round the polls for hours An' tryin' to upset the powers That be in this here mighty land He wants us all to understand He's dead agin' it from the start. No ekel suffrage fer his part. His better half will never mix Up in no gol-dum politics; He'll see to that for he's the boss. He says the subject makes him cross. Them la his sentiments by gum, The wlmmen folks Bhould stay at hum. That's what he said down to the store; He'd said It many times before. His style of argyment Is such We think it doth protest too much Fer some of us who have been 'round Within an easy sight and sound Of Hod Binks' house when trouble's rife Know purty well about his wife. Hod lets off all his steam to us. But 'round the home he don't make no fuss. Tbu'd think, to hear him talk to heir, That he was simply llvln' fer To see her vote fer president. And that he eoutd then die content. He's fer it and he's fer it strong; He's told her that much right along. He's mighty liberal with the salve And tells her that she ought to have The rights men have had in the past. You see. Hod really doesn't dast Say nothin' that don't please her whim. Most all the fellers are like him. AN ESSAY ON KISSINQ. It Is not known Just what ardent swain is was who imprinted the first chaste salute upon the lips of his lady fair. Perhaps It was Adam who invested the kiss. It sounds lust like him, but whoever Invented It certainly started something that has come down through the ages and caused more trouble than mumps, measles and prickly heat combined. Take the case of that man In St. Joe, Mo., which Is no woccupylng much valuable advertising space In the newspapers. He kissed a woman once and, finding that the going was good, kissed her six times more, right in the same place. Hethought lot of steam, that the matter would end there. He shared the popular fallacy that a kiss Is nothing at all, be' he was mistaken. Now the young woman' has sued hi min the courts for ?20,000 damages. There may be some who may believe It Is not worth 120,000 t» kiss a Missouri woman seven times, but the value of the sa lute Is placed by the kissee and not by the kisser. She claims that her kisses are worth $32,267.14 each and the court is to find out. How the court is going to find out is nobody'* business. In these dake of frenzied finance and universal ambition to own auto mobiles it behooves the young ma,n of modest circumstances to be very careful where, when and how he be stows his chaste salutes. It is per fectly safe for a young man to kisg the feminine members of his own family or the lady whom he Intends to endow with a meal ticket for life, but it is not wise to pass his kisses around Indiscriminately. Women are developing commercial instincts and it begins to look as though the greatest of indoor sports ia to be come unpopular. The decision of the Missouri court will be a,waited with Interest. - FROM THE HICKEYVILLE CLARION. Rev. Hanks says he has had a putty good month during November and has had many weddings that he hasn't been able to attend to bis lathing and plastering business, but if those having any of this to be done will be patient, he will ge around to It In time. William Hllliker, our popular gro ceryman, also lime and land plaster, Is thinking of-making sqme improve ments about bis store on Alain street. Among other things he will give the codfish that has stood In front of the store so many years a new coat of white paint. Miss v Pansy Tlbbits, our charming musical teacher of voice, gave a pu pil's recital at the opry house last Wednesday evening and -there were so many numbers on the program and the parents applauded so much that the program lasted until 4 o'clock next morning. Uncle Ezra Purdy says he ain't heard so much bollerln* in this town since Cleveland was elected the fust time. There Is a splendid vaudeville program at the Elite moving pitcher theatre this -week, including The nion Brothers In futa nt Miss Birdie Jones with musical glass and aluminum chimes. Prof. Dexter, mesmerist, magician and taxdermist and the Passe Sisters, eccentric dancers and paper tearing. Space forbids an extended criticism this week, but suffice to say it Is one of the best oprys that has been her® since "East Lynne." BIJOU THEATRE Perth Amboy, N. J. Miller & Kovacs, :: Lessees and Managers THIS Vy EEK—Hal Reid's Great Southern Story ROANOKE Friday Night, Amateur Contest PICTURES. Reception Matlaee Saturday. Next Week WBCIA! ENGAGEMENT OP JUNE ACNOTT and CvmpmnT, tar 4 Week* Only, ■ stands always for a clean, wholesome amusement it aominal cast M It provides suitable recreation for young and old. Moving Pictifes m portraying the more important events of the World*' History 'Pet g ur« Plays in Comedy and Drama are shown daily. The Vaudeville features, changrd twice a week, are always the best that r.» ! procured ana cover as wiae a range in their selection a» do the Pictures. Remember, Proctor's is the family place in which amnio provision is made for the entertainment of all men, women aari children. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, January 29, 30, 31 PAID BACK—^ Gever Comedy Sketch !*.«» 03/^iJI M fTliT* Si till * A» » — — mm m m; utVltailt/ IYIILLUI <H KAJ* A Musical Novelty By Harry fenn Dalton SINGING COMEDIENNE—Popular Soags Edith Qifford Novelty Acrobatic Dancing By Hart's four Girls Not withstanding this splendid entertainTeat, every ladv an,n7"" the Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday matinee, and holdial g ticket will be presented with a beautiful and useful SOUVENIR * '°C