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CΡΛΠΡ THE CUB ObUUf REPORTER A Good Time To Get In Training By "HOP ' £ SCOOP 31 INK 31 WILLS SEND^Oû 5001 FOR- iMA&CV\- \F ^OULV_(t€T BlE* i"TH' NEX.T FEW DAVS AN' !>\ά— / DAWSON t-LlôTtrt λ rto"TWroLi>uiW \H6WU —- ) ωυ1 --4ΪΓ VVHY VF Χ(Λ 6CtH<7-£0lAV» 1H A FEW XVr—** BETTER. ST*N m ΝΑ/HERE \T5 v/apW AND Gt.-r— CUM ATE ( OH I SEE' PACERS TAKE THREE INTERSTATE GAMES Win Easily from Amicitia Sec onds on Pleasant Plains Al leys — Eyerkus High Aver age and Score Man. Interstate Iicaguc. O. W. Jj. P.C.I Pacers 21 17 i .810 Aquehongas 2ds.21 16 S .762 Amboy Five 27 16 12 .566 Amlcltias 2ds 27 3 24 .111 The Pacers continued on their un disturbed was In the Interstate Bowl ins League last night, when they went to Pleasant Plains and rolled agrainst the Amlcltla Second team of that place. The Pacers had littlo troublo In dis posing of the Amicillas, the Islanders being able to approach them but one game. Bill Kyerkus turned in the best aver age for the night with scores totaling 680. Incidentally making the only double century mnrk of the night. The best game rolled was the third, when the Pacors lilt 905, and the Amlcitlas scored 778 pins, or the best mark of the night for them. The Pacers are still higher, leading the league by but one game over the Aqtiehonga Seconds. The Tottenvllle team is due to roll against the Amboy Five at Tottenville tomorrow night, when they will have their opportun ity to take away the lead from the Pacors and push the late arrivals into second station. The scores made last night were. Amlcitlas Seconds. Werner 158 168 184 Valla 167 133 172 147 150 160 Lebert 141 148 134 [loag 138 172 13S 751 771 778 Pacers. Stegmayer 152 174 174 Hart 178 139 174 Jenkins 135 162 184 Eyerkus 194 181 205 Koyen 156 167 168 815 793 905 JESZNAK WANTS CRACK AT SOUTH AMSOY Y. M. C. A. TEAMS Fred Jesznak, ever vigilant and watchful as well as faithful knight errant for the West Sides, now hops to another breastwork, and wants the South Amboy P. R. H. Y. M. C. A. basketball Juniors to understand that he is willing to book his team for a serlee of five games against them for the championship of the county, games to bo played on whatever court is agreeable to South Amboyans, as the West Sides have no court. The manager of the local juniors claims that the managor of the senior team of South Amboy players, once offered him a game against the sen iors and then called It off, and also says that games with the junior team havo been called off as the South Am boy players would not meet the West Sides. He wants the Y. M. C. A. teams to give his aggregation a chance for three out of five games for the cham pionship of the county or anything else tho South Amboyans want to play for. True Ago of Man. How old 1» man 7 Measured In years no one knows. But he Is as old as thought, as mind. When man's ances tor first began to think, that day man was born. As man has progressed In the last million years, or half-million, so we may hope he will progress in the next half-million or million, and the time may yet come when, as a great scientist has said, he will staud upon this earth and touch the remotest stars. i efS and"^^^S^ orest comes ^ S.S.S.\ "" That Is a moil important statement, and, when considered in connection with health and medicine, its meaning is enlarged tremen dously. Mineral medicines always leave their ravages in the system. Your blood requires a purely vegetable medicine when it is upset. That is why S. S. S. has done so much to build health during the past fifty years. It is purely vegetable, and not only drives poisons out of the blood, but builds up the system at the same time. Catarrh, Eczema, Rheumatism, Malaria, Skin Eruptions are evidences of disordered blood. S. 5. S. does the greatest good for all blood disorders, its success has caused many substi tutes to appear. Don't take anything but the genuine. Write for booklet on any blood dis ease, and for Medical Advice. No charge. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Dept. 10, ATLANTA, OA. m swn sPKinc eft IIURTft. «4 «LIA. Pru». ft.·® P»f Mdfc sniuat fcumiMiaeniii· ui» t.'»».· «Ma mi arc τ ware ca (Oil Μβ»ΜΌ* ATUttA. ΜΟβΙ*. S.S.S.The Ν aiionalBiood Purifier Used Cars of Quality We have on hand a few high-grade used cars, 2, 5, and 7 Passengers; all in good order, ready for the road. These cars are modern and up-to-the-minute, such as we would recommend. Be the early bird, buy today. The first ray of sunshine will start the Spring rush, and then your opportunity is lost. COME IN AND LET'S TALK IT OVER. Open Evenings Until 8:3 0. Perth Amboy Garage Co. 279 MADISON AVE. Phone 279 JOHN J. POWERS, Mgr. Sales and Service HIGH SCHOOL PLANS FOR BASEBALL NINE Manager Will Has Promising Material and Fine Schedule for Ball Players — Evans Will Coach Team. About this time every year you hear ranch about the "Winter League" from the "hot-stove" boys who have boen gathering: all winter and hovering: about the old crackcr barrel, speculating and JBpectorating with equal freedom and marksman ship, their expert opinion about the make-ups of tho various baseball teams. Manager "Dutch" Will, ot the local high school baseball squad, Is at this early time predicting cham pionship for his varsity team. He claims that everything Is blossoming and the pennant winning plans are working out to a "T." Many of the old regular players of last year's squad have been ap proached by "Dutch" with the result that all have signified their inten tions of joining the team. All the regulars aro apparently in splendid physical form and anxious to don the spangles as soon as possible. Many rookies have been selected for tryouts and some aro promising boys. Judging from the class of the recruits, which Is entirely based on their reputation with outside teams, Evans has a big chance to find capa ble and competent understudies both in the infield and the outfield. The ΛνθΒΐιηβ»3 of high school teams in former years has been In the lack of good second string men. The school is due to come to the front with Evans as its coach. If he la as good in mourning a reai Dan ι club as lie lias been In transforming I his basketball squad, things will look rosy about the local Institution. In Ujiyartteara Kvana has ch^m ^^^^^^^TTnsînViiTlTy and even cham pionship probability. Ills team lacks α good third baseman and larks one more topnotch pitcher. Ho has al ready passed the dope about that the team must have one asset—speed. Speed alone Is not enough to build a team upon, but speed Is the great eat single asset any squad can pos sess. Practice. In all probability, will be started Inside of two weeks. The bat tery group is to be called out for practice at the beginning of next week and a couple of days later the remaining boys will receive their first tryouts. The gymnasium Is to be! used for the early practice until: weather Is more permissable. Coach Evans has been working dil-j lgently of lato trying to secure new. uniforms for his players and a bat ting rage, which are most badly need-' ©d. He is almost certain of tlie new outfits for the toam, but the cage is only a possibility. The grounds to bo used for home games has not as yet been settled. The! school is waiting for tlie proposed play ground to come to a head. If( this pans out successfully they will; have it for the borne struggle. If not, j tlie Copper Works diamond most like ly will be used. With "Ham" Dunham as the onlyj real pitcher In the squad, Kvans has issued a call for more men to report, for tills position. "Ironman" Mitrue-, ka la a possible second string pitcher, j but lacks the experience and control that "Ham" possesses. The catcher's department s well taken care of by "Jay" Wallace, the( veteran of last year's team. The rest of the ifield Is looming up strong with the exception of third base. There are "Marty" Jacobsen and "Jump" Oadek proclaiming their Intention of securing this third berth. "Floocy" Schwartz and "Matty" Ban zck, are the two opponents for the first cushion, with "Duko" Wilentz cinching second station. The outfield has a raft of men to ! pick from, with "Tuck" Pfelffer, Hor I oshak, Van Deusen, A. Wilson and "Dopey" Berlein as candidates. Manager Will has certainly collect ed together a fine bunch of games with many of the largest high schools oil tlie list. The first game will be staged In New Brunswick on April 18tli, with their old rivals, who have made the locals bow down in basketball once tills season. Tlie schedule is as follows: April 1S, New Brunswick, away. April 20, Atlantic Highlands, away. April 21, Bloomfield, home. April 25, Freehold, away. April 27, Sast Side (Newark), away. May 2, New Brunswick, home. May 4. East Side, home. May 7, Bloomfield, away. May 9, Roselle, away. May 11, Neptune, away. May 18, St. Benedict's Prep., home. May 23, Neptune, home. May 2», Asbury Park, away. May 29, Red Bank, homo. June 1, Abbury Park, home. June 9, Red Bank, away. June 13, Roselle, home. June 16, Bayonne, away. 5. MILLER SCORES FIVE SUCCESSIVE BULLSEYES C. Miller made the best marks ever set at the local range of the Perth A.mboy Rifle Club on Saturday, when he totalled 81 for slow and rauld fir ing, and hit Ave "bull's eye»" li suc cession, only to stop because of a stuck bullet. The five "bulls" were made from a standing position and with a varying wind, not conducive to good shooting. The result was the best scoring done at the range. Scores made on Saturday by mem bers of the club were: Slow Rapid fire lire Total C. Miller 33 43 81 M. Laursen 33 40 78 G. Peterson 38 38 76 C. Ommerle .Si 38 74 Boysen 35 36 71 Fieclcert 27 36 63 Thorstesen 31 31 62 Fonskov 29 25 54 Beck 32 22 54 Friis 36 15 61 AUTO NEWS "This is the time of year when car bureter vaporlngs fill the air," says α noted automobile man. "This is the time when prosperity reaches Its peak In the carbureter business, because conditions are such at this season that every motorist finds something to be desired In the workings of his 'mixture valve.' "Few there be who will not 'fali for' a new carbureter when, on a cold morning·, the motor refuses to mote and the starter fails to make her com mence. "Yet most carbureters are good car bureters. It's surprising how little real difference one flods among them when actually tested under all con ditions. . "lSM'J! 4\»r .Τ.Π1 Jo bifi" company and a bigger advertising campaign to sell a 'faith cure carbu reter.' "Great idea that—for, after all, the carbureter salesman has to deal with a mental condition rather than with physical facts. "You see, it's almost contrary to rue 1ÛWB υχ nature to να^υπώο a. IIIIUIU —even a light one—In a near zero temperature. "Heat Is the only agent that will turn a liquid into gas, and yet we ask the carbureter to do this In the most adverse conditions. "In the old days the gasolene was much lighter, much more volatile. If one left the cap oft the gasoline can a few days It would evaporate. But now adays—why, I am amused to hear al most daily of some one who has Just invented a kerosene carbureter; as if we had known any other kind for the last two or three years! "The gasolene we get today is prac tically kerosene. 'Keep your motor clean. Keep your valves ground so they seat. Keep valve tappets properly adjusted. Once In α while clean the contact points of your magneto. Kxamlne and close up, uniformly, the gaps between sparking points of your plugs. Once in a while draw out the water that, though condensation, accumulates in the float cham ber of tho carbureter. Keep your mo tor reasonably warm when not run ning, either by a cloth hood or blan ket, or, fallilg that, pour a kettie of hot water over the intake manifold and carbureter before trying to start it. If you do these things you will find your old carbureter will do as well as any, for that Is generally what the carbureter salesman does to prove the supremacy of his mixing valve—he makes the adjustments you have been neglecting and which have been the real reason for the unsatis factory performance of your carbure ter. "But, after all, I don't know! Hu man nature is a peculiar thing, and after ail this good advice gratis I still believe I could make a mint of money out of my 'faith cure carbureter.' " Had Considered the Matter. "Now, my girl, don't rush hastily lftto marriage. Marriage is a serious matter." "I get you, grandma. It's no Joke to go after a divorce and hare to spend six months getting a resi dence In some faraway town."—Louis ville Courier-Journal. Moving Picture Funnies Cut out the picture on all four sides. Then carefully fold dotted line 1 Its en. tir· length Then dotted line 5, and eo on. Fold each section underneath ac curately. When completed turn over and you'll find a surprlaln* result. Save pictures afterward for a collection. MAKING iï PLAIN The Pure Food and Drug Laws aim to protect the public by preventing mis-statements on the labels of prepa rations but some people continue to accept "extracts" of cod livers think ing they «-ill get the benefits of an emulsion of cod liver oil. The difference is very great. An "emulsion" contains real cod liver ail, which has had the hearty endorse ment of the medical profession for many years, while an "extract" is a product which contains no oil and is highly alcoholic. · Scott's Emulsion guarantees the high est grade of real Norwegian cod liver oil, skilfully blended with glycerine and hypophoaphites. Scott'· is free from the i&lae stimulation of alcohol and is en dorsed by good physicians everywhere, tieatt fc flowc. Bfcwifif l»i. M. J. 16-1» I. M. G. Α. m IM PUCE Win from South Amboy— Woodbridge Loses to Roose velt and Rahway Forfeits Three to Keyport. ! ι t l· £ t; iu f I Middlesex League Standing. O. W. L. P.C. Keyport ... 42 34 S .808 Roosevelt. 42 2t It .619 Perth Amboy .... 36 22 17 .564 Woodbridge .... 39 21 18 .038 Bouth Amboy .... 38 10 28 .256 Rahway 83 7 25 .212 The T. M. C. A. bowling team cap tured three straight games from the South Amboy T. M. C. A. team last night. The Rahway team forfeited. threo games to the Keyport Bruns-11 wicks, and the Roosevelt Y. M. C. A. 11 managed to take two out of three games from Woodbridge pinners. The match last night placed the T. Μ. C. A. team In third place, one game in advance of the Woodbridge ptn knight. T. M. C. A. Winners. After difficulty in scraping to- < gether a team to roll against the P. R. 11 R. Y. M. C. A. at South Amboy last j ι night, the team, with crippled Bll 1 j 1 Pemberton. went across the river and ; ; handed the South Amboyans a three ; < cornered jolt. They were without , : Kelly, who has left these parts, and Klwood Johnson took his place. There was a man wanted for Bill Pember ton's place, but lacking the man, Bill rolled with a bad finger. Bert Gol den rolled the best average for the I ; night, an even 200, with the high 11 ■core at 214. The score of the match < at South Amboy: Y. M. C. A. C. Hoffman 167 172 192 1 I Mallet 17 4 158 188 \ ■· · 154 185 Golden 182 204 214. Pemberton 164 163 163 j 831 862 875 Sontl· Amboy. Wortley 161 144 180 Lambertson 160 138 152 F. Hoffman 146 110 159 H. Dixon 173 140 158 Smock 160 169 182 800 701 811 Railway Forfeits Three The Rahway Y. M. C. A. bowlers, in correspondence to the manager of the Brunswick* of Keyport, said that the team would not be at Keyport last night, and to go ahead and roll off the three games. The result gave tho highest total pinfall for three games thus f$r in any league games. The team scores were 984, 953 and 890. Dawson plucked 214, 213 and 190 for an average of 206, and Walling, with the high score of 234 and a 209. rolled a poor game for the last giving him an average of 202 for the night. Conway hit a 210 and Disbrow an even 200. The scores follow: Disbrow 184 200 173 Walling 234 209 163 Vigne 168 171 151 Conway 184 160 210 Dawson 214 213 191 984 953 890 ' Roosevelt Wins Two The Roosevelt and Woodbridge teams had a merry old tilt on the former's alleys. Roosevelt won two games, but not until after the hard est kind of a struggle. In the first game the Woodbrldge pinners sent the thrills through the backs of the Rooseveltians when they hit 90:. The second game went to the Chrome pinners with 9 3 6, a"comfortable mar gin, and the third game ended five pins to the good for the Roosevelt I boys. But In that last game Wood I bridge led up to the ninth frame and there they had a sixty point lead, which Bill Donnelly cut down by striking out, and Susslcke also turn . ed into a five point lead for Roose Ivelt by marking. The scores: r Roosevelt Yorke 146 Hartzel 147 J. l>onnelly .... 159 W. IV»nelly ... 199 Sussicks 194 845 Wood bridge A. Simonsen .... 191 A. Ureiner 149 H. Simonsen ... 182 Kelly 215 Valentine 155 190 id: 178 148 199 154 134 203 175 164 S86 872 181 195 171 3815 158 138 170 164 161 184 S41 867 KEASBEY FIELO CLUB HOLDS MEETING FRIDAY The Keasbey Field Club will hold a very important business meeting at Keasbey on Friday night to lay plain for the baseball season. The Field club lias had very successful teams In previous yearn, hut they look for the coming year to be far better. Anions the veterans who will decorate the diamond for Keasbey this season «111 be Homer. Ifoiffer, Ray and George Fullerton. Benny Kauff, John Burke, Campbell. Baker and other player». Hay Fullerton Is the manager of the team for the season, and he Is urging a full attendance at the meeting. THB MIT HARI.EY DAVIDSON r™. IS HBRB. Better than Brer. W· have a few bargains in Used C. JOHNSON,^Dealer. 1(1 New Brunswick Ara Phone 14 Ιιι Cbe Cbeaires I OYAIi WWM j "1ΉΙ, Β VTTLK OF I-IKI!" j With Gladys Coburn α» the fea îred member of a new and powerful ! ox Star film story, entitled "Tho aula of Life," today's program at ie Royal theatre will maintain the sual high standard. In this day and age of ours "The lattie of Life" Is a most serious ' reposition. However deadly it may | θ made to appear by Action framers, ι ioralists, settlement workers and 1 Ire divers types of human Improve- | lent students, readers have come to now and esteem in a greater or lest* I egree, the unalterable fact Is that j he battle of life for the poor, for ven the supposedly comfortably fix- | d families lias become a severe task i "roperlv It requires national diree ίοη. No person individually matters | λ the great scheme of things and ; lie of the most persistently present j tems in this great scheme of things 5 the right to live. That a combina- 1 ion, or combinations, can so far 1 nanoeuver that the battle of the j Ingle man, or woman, whether head f or family, or eking out his own ν eary existence is made almost a fu iie struggle Is a recognizable fact hat demands the intercession of gov ernmental authorities. Without the lecessary medium of exchange to ac quire nourishment none will come. )ne necessarily watts on the other ind when the nourishment necessary ο enable earnings is beyond one's each, then comes poverty, and the :ry of the famished wolf means lothing but an assault against the ^ptablished tenets of society. This >rings the Intervention wf hands no re. powerful than those of a pre •inct, or a community, and the an rwer is plain. This story of "The Sattle of l-4fo" is founded in, and renerated on the lower Kast Side of Sew York City, where even now 'ood riots are occurring daily. KLBKRT HVBBARD'S "MESSAGE , ■ T»:;wifr Combining: «ermwi end spirit, EI t>ert Hubbard's immortal essay, "A Message to Qarcia," in its picturiaed orm, will be the chief attraction to-j lay at the City theatre. Back in the days of the Spanish-; Lmerlcan war the story of the message hat was carried to Garcia provided a! hrlll, a succession of thrills aiid the nspiration towards success that has ■orne to many men of business in this lay and age Truly it was a vivid ►ortrayal of the man who fitted into i he situation, who had laid in wait for ' VloUier Opportunity and was ready to tart wHen she came. Carrying a nies· agre to Garcia, or any unnamed reclp nt, is the whole story. Adults love it because people of sense admire the nan who succeeds by his own efforts, vho sees the way to a success and is tot too lazy to take advantage of the ueaus thereto. Largely the reason for he fact that "A Message to Garcia" ►ecame a noie worthy epistle is because t laid the route for the growing young nan to follow, pointed the way to uccess which must come as a reward for valiant effort Another reason •ested in the fact thai it was a mind >roduct of the eccentrically gifted El jert Hubbard and published by the rtoycrofters at East Aurora. New York. Interestingly it is a picture full of ro mance and adventure, clothed in thrills >f real sensational hue and has as its principal players Mabel Trunelle and Robert Conness. Also, there will be shown a two reel Keystone comedy 'The Winning Punch." Tomorrow. Liberty day, introduces he closing episode of the wonderful patriotic serial "Liberty." the early chapters of "The Purple Mask." with Glr&ce Cunard and Francis Ford as the players. OMEDY ATTRACTION AT DITM AS THF.ATBE Frank Mclntyre, celebrated com idiao. makes h la first appearand· on ho motion picture screen In h in jreatest stage success, "The Travel ng Salesman," which is the Para liount picture ut the lJitmaa theatre oday. When the Fatuous Players Film "Vimpony decided to adapt Frsek tfclntyre's great stage success, "The Traveling Salesman," with the star η tlie role which made him famous >v. the stage, it was also decided that. ι small Long Island town not far from the famous Players studio would be used as the scone of "the iction. But the very first day that Lhe players arriv-ed at the chosen town, one of the village celebrities noticed Mclntyre among the player» ind, remembering his remarkable performance on the stage, made hold to speak to the actor. Mclntyre, always afiable, dropped into conversation with the man and in the course of his remarks men tioned the fact that he was dotne "The Traveling Salesman" as a mo tion picture. The stranger's attitude changed immediately and he hur ried away. Soon a constable, re splendent In a highly polished badge and his best suit, marched majestic ally up to Director Joseph Kaufman, who was in charge of the production, and informed htm that the township did not propose to be made the »crt%e of the picture because the story was a distinct reflection upon the town in which the action occurred. Blank-, ville was too well known to permit itself to be held tip to ridicule on th.· motion picture screens throughout the world and if the movie j>e.;>i>to did not pack up and get out, some body would spend the night in tlio cooler. The "constabule" remained obdti rate in the face of much persuasion and the players were finally forced ■ seek another town in "which to this Paramount picture. Dustln Farnum, who has won oti I liking and esteem in such diversifie roles, essays a new character in is time he appears as a mo ; able, rollicking youn& IrWj lid in 1 with a pretty Irish girl. Never has Dustln .seemed so likeable. Never has a role held so much of pathetic hu mor. It Is a scrot-u story that draws with an unusual charm and fascina tion , OUCH! BACKACHE! HUB LUMBAGO 1 STiFFNESS AWAY Rub Pain from Back With Small Trial Bottle of Old, Penetrating "St. Ja cob's Oil." "When tout back is «ore and laza* w, lumbago sciatica or rheumatism hu you stiffened up, don't suffer! Get a ■mail trial bottle of old. honest '*31. [Jacob's Otl" at any druar store, pour m little In your hand and rub It ri«ht on your aching back, and by the tiro· rou count fifty. the soreness and lameness is gone. Don't stay crippled! Thla soothing penetrating oil n«eds to be used only snce. It takea ttoe nain right out and and* the misery. It is magical, yet ab solutely harmless and doesn't burn the skin. Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatlcm. backache or rheumatism so proinptijr· ; It never disappoints!—Adv. Government Land Sale In Town For a Few Days Only W. T. Dickson, representing the Oklahoma Demonstration Car, which is now in Newburgh, Ν. Y. For those who are desirous of se curing our services, I am here for three days only. Will beat DOYLE & CUNNEEN'S Store, 155 Smith Street, from Q a. m. to 9 p. m. excepting meal hours, up to Wednesday night. W. T. DICKSON, Representing The McAHester Real Estate Exchange The Only Rathskeller In Perth Amboy is AT THE ERNST HOUSE N«%FrSïïHÏAw Every room outside exposure, steam heat, electric light I