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IE KALI BA; T BHTUBB ( Equal Laics Equal Rights, and Equal Burdens-r.'h'c Constitution and its Currency. VOL. V. NO. 7. KALIDA, PUTNAM COUNTY, OHIO, FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 1815. WHOLE NO. 215. rrn i I i POETRY. Choice passages from Byron. There is no hope for nations! Search the pago Of many thousand yeare the dnily scene, The flow and ebb of ench rrcurrinsr nee, The everlasting to be which hath been, Hnth tttueht us naujrht or Utile: s'ill we lean On things that rot beneath our weight, and wear Our strength away in wrestlintr with the oir ; For 'tis our nature strikes us down: t'le bocsts Slaughter'd in hourlv hecatombs for feasts Are of as high an order thev must go Even where their driver goads them, though to slaughter. Ye men, who pour your blood for kines as water, wnat have tuey given your cnutircn in return; A heritage of servitude and woes. A blindfold bondage, where your hire is Mows. What! do not yt the red-hot ploughshares burn, U'er which you stumoie in a talse oruenl, And deem this proof of lovnltv tho reali Kissing the hand tint guides you to your fears, And glorying as you tread tho glowing lm? All that your sires hnv- l"ft vou, nil tint Time Bequeaths of free, and Hisrorv of uMim", Spring from a different theme! Ye see and read. Admire and sigh, and then succumb and bleed! Save the few spirits, who, despite of nil. And worse than all, the sudden crrncseng',ndor'd By the down thundering of the prison-wall. And thirst to swallow the tweet water temler'd. Gushing from Freedom's fountains when the crowd, Matldcn'd with centuries ef drought, aro loud, And trample on each othr to obtain The cup which brings oblivion nf a chain Heavy and sore, in which long yoked they plough'd The sand, or if there sprung the yellow grnin. 'T was not for them, their necks wero too much bow'd, And their dead pnlatrs chew'd the cud of pain : Yes! the few spirits who, despite of deeds Which they abhor, confound nm with the cause Those momentary elans from Nnturc's laws, Which, like the pestilence and earthquake, smite But for a term, then puss, end leave tho earth With all her seasons to repair the blipht With a few summers, and agnin put forth Cities and generations fair, wbrn frc For, Tyranny, there blooms no bud forthec! The name of Commonwealth is past and gens O'er the three fractions of the rrroaning globo; Venice is crushed, and Holland deigns 10 own A sceptre, and endures the purple robe; If the free Switzor yet bestrides alone His chainless mountnins, 'lis but for a time, For tyranny of lute is cunning grown, And in its own good season tramples down The sparkles of our ashes. One great clime, Whose vigorous offspring by dividing ocean Are kept apart and nursed in the devotion Of Freedom, which their fathers fousht for, and Bequeathed a heritage nf heart and band. And proud distinction from each other land. Whoso sons must bow them at a monarch's motion, As if his senseless sceptre were n wand Full of the magic of exploded science Still one great clime, in full and free defiance, Yet rears her crest, unronqucr'd and sublime, Above the far Atlantic! She has taught Her Esau-brethren that the hnushtv ling, The floating fence.of Albion's feebler crag, May strike to those whose red right hands have bought Rights cheaply earn'd with blood Still, still, for ever ' Better, though each man's lifo blood were a river, That it should flow, and overflow, than creep Through thousand lazy channels in our veins, Damm'd like the dull canal with locks and chains, And moving, as a sick mnn in his sleep. Three paces, and then filtering: better be Where the extinguished Soartans still aro free, In their proud charnel of Thermopylae, Than stagnate in our marsh, or o'er the deep Fly, and one current to tho ocean add, One spirit to the souls our fathers had, One freeman more, America, to thee! MISCELLANY. A Tale of Training. Or a Chapter of the Adventures of the Mas sachusetts Militia. Nobody up and down tho country was equal to Josh Beanpole, of Ryo. IIo grew up faster than a hop-vino or a string-bean. Ho was a man beloro lie knew 11, and being told of it, gave himself such aits that he was thought quite the thing ly all the gills ten miles round. IIo was an absolute dandy, il such a thing could be, among tho woods. He was tho foremost in nil husking-parlies, quillings, house warmings slcigh-ridcs, and scrapes of all colors, wore an eel-skin queue and a ruffled shirt on Sundays, and so by hook and by crook got into s.ich favor with tho feminine gender, that lis might nlmosi have taken his pick out of the whulo town. There was not ono who would have said no to such a gallant, gay Lothario as our Josh, xcept one, but as tho duvil would have it, she happened to bo the very one Josh wanted to get. There is no accounting for the whims of a woman, so we shall not nttempt to assign the cause why Nancy Crablree turned tip tier nose at Josh Beanpole. Certain it is that Josh stuck to her 1 ko a burr, without any effect. She carried her head Irg'i, look ed askew, and gave Josh the go-by whenever he attempted to bo familiar. Some thought that she looked upon Josh with all his accomplishments to be no great shakes. Others thought she hud set her cap for the patson of the parish. There might have been somo truth in this last sup position, for when the parson to her grcui surprise, married the widow Sty, Nancy be gan to relent, and Josh began to see a change and found himself getting in to f.ivor. He laid siege to her heart with redoubled ardor, and the whole town at last thought it would be a match. Still she was now and then a little offish, and Josh was sharp sighted en ough to see that he must cast about for some uncommon expedient to pu3h his suit. "The girls," thought he, " aro fond of ti tles and show and parade Nancy would have snapped up with the parson to a dead ctrtainty now if I can get to be a captain of the militia,! shall come offconqusrer. If she turns up her noso at me then, tho devil is in her." So Josh set about intriguing for the office, and as tho actual incumbent had been for several years somewhat cramped with iho rheumatism, and unable to march faster than common time, or carry his body nearer to a peipendicular than forty-five degrees, peo ple began to think ho had served his country long enough. Without much d'fficulty he was prevailed upon to rr sign. Josh set him self up for a candidate for the office, and hav ing opened a grocery store, came in by an unanimous vote, for it is a standing maxim in the country, that tho best man in the world for a militia captain is a grocer or a tavern keeper. Now was Josh near the com pletion of his wishes. A Captain! who could resist a rnptaiu! But little did lie think that the very stick which ho look up to help him over tho ditch would itself knock him into the mud! However; let us not autic'piio tho catastrophe of tho story. In order to begin the campiign with un common splendor, Josh determned upon a sham tight; there is nothing liko a sham fight for all lovers of military glory; nothing like a sham fight for all lovers of fun and frolic up and down tho country. It was im mediately noised abroad, and great prepara tions were made in ull quarters fur witness ing tho grand show to be made by the Rye company and their new captain. Josh had bespoken a bran new uniform of blue, turn ed out with ye llow flannel, and it was thought would cut such a dash, and make such n flaming appearance as to steal the heart of every girl who was made of penetrable stuff. Josh was not a whit .behind anybody in the confidence of his hopes. " By the hokey!" said lie, ns ho looked at himself in his regi mentals, " if this don't take the stinshin. out of her eyes, she's harder than hickory." At last tho long expected day came; and what a flocking, and crowding, and bustling there was, the Tkc had not been known in those parts " within the nicmoiy of the oldest inhabitant." Such throngs of jolly damsels and old grannies; such crowds of every ago, sex and condition; such a rattling of chaises, and carls, and wagons; such an array of booths and tents, ind extempore retailing shops; such a show of gingerbread, sugar plums and molasses candy! There was no end to the wonders and tho novelties which this grand occasion brought into display. Josh marched his company up and down with great eclat and though they did not display a perfect regularity of uniform, and were unable exactly to keep timo in marching, yet they were pronounced to have an uncom monly martial appearance. According t the plan previous drawn up, tho sham fight was to represent the capture of Lord Comwallis, at Yorktown, and a spa cious pigslye on tho sals of a hill was fixed upon to be tho scene of the conflict. The wooden walls of this formidable dwelling wore accordingly cleared of the swinish multitude, and by the help of a few plank and raftcts metamorphosed into the fortifica tions of Yorktown, Josh placed half of his company under Lieutenant Shuto in the pigsiye, to act as tho British army under Lord Cornwall's, whilo ho himself in the character of General Washington took the command of the besieging army. The wholo plan of tho attack, defeuco and sur lender, was as follows: Lord Comwallis was to open the cam paign by detaching half a platoon of his for ces under Corporal Shinbutlou to forage in Deacon Stylo's cabbage garden. These, on being attacked by General, Washington's ad vance guard, who wero to form a corps of observation at the Hole in tho Wall, wero to retreat across Dobson's Folly and Mud lane till they reached Turkey Cock's Vengeance, where they wore to make a stand and recsive a reinforcement from Yorktown; whereupon, the American advance guard wero to com mence a retreat, and bo hotly pursued by tho British across 1 tg s Hun and Long I wistcd Boggcry till they reached Dog's Misery, where the main army, under Oenoral Wash ington in person, was to be stationed. Here Corporal Shinbutton was to receivo a check and draw off his forces, leaving behind all his baggage, consisting of two knapsacks of bread and cheese. 1 ho whole American army was then to take up the lino of inarch and proceed in three columns through Widow McQuirk's cow pasture and Shrunk Slab's orchard, till they arrived at Deacon Style's cabbage garden, where they were to debouch and prepare for tho grand attack. Tho as suit was to bo inado by tho main body, un der General Washington, while a detach ment of five men, under Sergeant Doolittlc, wero to ma'ioiuv o upon the enemy's flank and storm his outworks, consisting of a cou ple of haycocks. Hereupon tho enemy was to beat a pailey, and Lord Comwallis was to dispatch a flag of truce to General Washington to treat of a surrender, but the two generals not agreeing about the terms, the action was to be renewed, and a sharp filing wasto be kept up as long as the ammu nition held out. At this time, finding the fortune of the day going against him, Gene ral Washington was to put himself at the head of tho troops and lead them on at the point of tho bayonet. Tho detachment above mentioned having possessed them selves of the enemy's hay cock outworks,and a ravelin and half moon mado by a pile of logs, wero to pour in a galling fire and enfilade the whole tenaillo of tho enemy's works. Taking advantage of this, General Washing ton was to enter the intrenchments sword in band, when the enemy was to hoist a white flag, and tho surrender of tho pigstyc was to toitow. Certainly Josh Beanpole's general orders were drawn up as well us any of Bona parte's bulletins. I he plan of the cam paign was excellent, and not a man on iho ground but would have belted ten to one that Josh and his army would carry the pig styc, but by tho strangest chance in the world it turned out that Count O'Riely did not take Algiers, but Algiers took him. Tho rival armies took their stations, and tho battle began. Immense crowds flocked around the scene of action, nil wrapt in wonder and breathless with curiosity to v'cw the great spectacle of the capture of i ot mown. All eyes wore turned upon Ge neral Washington, tho hero of this eventful day. Josh did really cut a most gallant fig uro at the head of the American army on iIim occasion. His dazzling regimentals with their show of brass buttons and yellow baize shono out among the general officers of tho stuff, liko the muiidian sun among the stars. His enormous chf npcau surmounted with a bunch of cockerel feathers a yard in height, caused him to loom up from the rank and file of tho army like ono of Don Quix ote's giants, whilo his legs being incased in n monstrous pair of new cow-hide boots that came a foot and a half above his knees, imparled a most imposing military stiffness to h's gait, "General Washington! Gene ral Washington!'1 exclaimed every tongue, and every one ngiced that Take him for all in all They ne'er should look upon bis like again. The old men gaped and wondered, the old women did the same, the boys shouted and marveled, the girls looked on, stared and admired. Josh Beanpole never appeared so ii res'sl ille before; Nanco was absolutely de lighted, and every body thought she was positive done for. The first pait of the plan of operation suc ceeded to admiration. The American scouts discovered the British just in the nick of lime, and tell upon them at the moment when they were about to make a terrible ha voc among Deacon Style's cabbages. The retreat was ably managed and the marching and countermarching executed without any other mishap than the loss of a corporal and two privates who got stuck in the mud at Long Twisted Boggery; and a little, pursy, ducklegged drummer who fell into Peg's Run and was taken up for lipsey. The grand attack commenced, the outworks were carried by assuult. Tho American army pressed torward, Oeneral Washington flour ished his sword and exclaimed " On! on! my brave boys." Lord Comwallis mounted the ramparts of the citadel and thundered defiance at the assailants. Bang! bang! went the guns, Huzza! huzza! shouted the spectators. The musketry roared again, the drums beat a terrible gcnerale. tho sky was rent with shouts and shrouded in smoke. Sure never did pigstye present a scene so sublime before. But just at this moment all the spectators were si ruck with surprise at observing an uncommon appearance in Yorktown. The firing suddenly ceased and the whole garri son fell instantly into n most singular confu sion; presently Lord Comwallis came tumb ling over the w.ills of the pigstye with his wholo staff at his heels, and the rrnk and file of the garrisons after them hurly-burly, pell rncll, scampering off like mad. Every bodv stared and was struck with astonish ment. But wc must go buck for a moment to explain the causo of this. This same p:gs'ye, ns wo said before, was cleared of its tenants a day or two previous, and ino pigs shut up in another enclosure. It so happened that an obstinate, surly old sow, not liking her new quarters, contrived to get loose early on tho morning of the bat tic. After rooting about the fields and stuffing herself with a monstrous meal, she trudged instinctively back to her old dwell ing where she got in unobserved whilo every body was absent at dinner. There she sntig gbd away in a dark Coiner and fell fust as leep. But the roaring of tho musketry and tho rolling of tho drums and shouting of the multitude and the tramping up and down of Lord Comwallis and his soldiers upon the citadul at Yorktown, at length aroused the snoring animal, mid sho opened her eyes with u most significant grunt, wondering what could keep this dreadful pother o'er her head. Getting up and poking her snout in the open air, she found her piaceful domicil filled with men of war making such a rack et and tantair.i as were enough to drive any bog in tho universe crazy. No hog could be more hoggish than the one of which wc speak. Shu was as cross grained, snappish and malicious a piece of pork as the country for ten miles round could show; and more than that sho was of about four huudrcd pounds weight. In an instant, she sprang among tho enemy, und knocked down a plattoon of them before nny one was aware of the now assailant. The next instant she butted an aide de camp out at tho sally port, and give Lord Cornwullis a grip in the rear at the slack of his pantaloons, which ruined thnt portion of his regimentals forever and aye. His Lordship sprang over tho walls in a jiffy without wailing for his suite, and the whole garrison was put to the rout in tho twinkling of an eye. Some threw themselves over the ramparts, others climbed upon the bastion, others scuttled oil' to the half moon; the fierce animal mean while rooted hither and thither among them, knocking down, and biting, and scratching and kicking at a most terrible me. Those who could not get out in season were ob liged to turn upon tho assailant by beating her with the butt end of their muskets. Dire was tho confusion! Tho soldiers bela bored the porker and Iho poiker bummelled the soldiers, bit their legs, tumbled them down and trampled thorn under fool. Chaos was come again! Tho soldiers roared and shouted tho old sow squealed in triumph tho walls ot tho pigstye trembled with the ckmour the bastions come tumbling down the citadel shook to its foundations, kicks. cuffs, thwacks, bangs, blows, pokes, hits, torestrokes and backstrokes prevailed; shout ing, screaming, yelling and grunting filled tho air! Tho walls tumbled down, and the old sow came scampering down the hill at a gallop after tho routed army! This happened at the very instant in which General Washington had put himself at the head of the army to lead on the attack. He was flourishing his sword in a mnst fierce and martial attitude, when the furious ani mal took him between the legs and carried him off at a full gallop. His new cowhide boots so stiffened him at the knees that he was kept astrido of tho animal's back with out tho power to throw himself off. Away went General Washington extemporaneously mounted without saddle or bridle, with his head to the rear, and grasping tho tail of his steed with as tight a grip as bis muscles could exert. In an instant he broke through the centre of his own line, put the corps dr- reserve to the rout, and in ten seconds was among the thickest of the throng of specia tors, knocking down all before him, frinhten ing tho females out of their wits, breaking horses loose, overturning caits and tables loaded with apples, mils, cakes, bottles, de canters and glasses, and making such de vastation as never had been witnessed since time was. Tho multitude scrambled to save thcm-elvcs and pushed Ono another down in tho attempt. Tho whole field was in a hurlyburly. Josh and his steed eallon- cd off and havo not been heard of since. Nance was married last week to corporal Spiubultor, who is now captain. He has just arrived in Boston as a member-of the General Court, and was seen at a millinct's in Washington street yesterday cheapening a new uonnet. Leahna Tkade. How often do we hear a middle aged man say, " I wish I hud learned a trade." Why do they express the wish? Because they see the mechanics obtain good livings and prosper around them. Just look around your own neighborhood. Who are suffering the least from poverty? Mechanics. Is not your wealthiest neighbor a mechanic? Yet strange to say, many young men will not learn trades they wish for more respect able business. They don't wish to gash the ir hands by edged tools, or lay bare their skins by machineiy. Nay more if they go to trades, they will soil their hands, brown their skins and bu obliged to wear coarse clothing. And some parents are unwise en ough to permit their sons to live as they please and continually run themselves into debt. How frequently do too indulgent pa rents say, my boy is loo weakly to work at a trade. The fact is a little daily labor would help such a body materially. This hatred of a hand saw, a sledge hammer, a printing press, or a last, is not tho thing. Unless more boys arc put to trades, or on farms, in a few years, every city, town and village in the Union will be crowded with ruffled shir ted and starched up clerks, doctors, lawyers. ministers and paupers. Now, in all con science, we have too many by one half such characters, who arc sucking the life-blood from the community. .(I I . 1 . .. a nouieman one uay vuiteu a lawer at his office in which at the samo time was a bla zing fire, which led him to exel lim, H Mr. ,your office is us hot as an oven." "So it should be, my lord," replied the lawyer," as it is here I make my bread." A musical lady having exerted her powers for the amusement of the company to the highest satisfaction ot all, received tho fol lowing ambiguous compliment, fioin a gentle man present. "Your singing, Miss, makes you appear a delicious screecher," (a delici ous creature.) Liberty is to the colicctivo bodv what health is to every individual body. Without health no pleasure can be tasted by man without liberty, no happiness can bo enjoy ed by society. A man should never bo ashamed to own'i he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that ho is. wiser to-day than ho was yesterday. Petrifaction-, It is said that in Iowa .the petrifying power of the soil is most remarka ble. The body of a woman, after having been buried five years, is found to have changed to stone, so as to be broken like mar ble. Birds, insects, and many other strange things are found to have petrified in the same region. 03r"Here boys, I have four apples to di vide between three of us, so there aro two for you two, and two for me toe.11 The Oregon Territory. Continuation of the extracts font Dr. Jlunran't Speech. But, sir, if additional title bo necessary, wo have it. We have a title by purchase.. I hao briefly traced up tho Spanish discove ries of the Pacific coast, and have shown whnt tho wholo history of tho matter shows that is, if any naliou on earth had a high er claim to the wholo lino of tho Pacific, to the Russian dominions, than tho Amsricans, it was the Spaniards; and wo purchased all the right, title, and interest, which Spairi and Franco possessed, from the 42d dprroa pf notth latittido ns fir north on tho Pacific as tho Russian boundaries. Thcso pur chases wero called " the Florida and the Loui ianu purchases! Tho boundaries of all tho possessions of Franco and Spain in North America were fixed and settled before thcso purchases wero made, by conventions and treaties between Spain and Great Bri tain, Franco and Great Britain, France and Spain, Spain and the United Slates, 'and Franco and tho United States; in conformity with thoso settlements, tho purchases of Louisiana and Florida wero made, and the boundaries fixed and secured to the United States, and by which tho United States ac quires all title, I repent, to whatever Spain or France or cither of them, possessed, ei ther by purchase, exchange, or discovery, to any and ull tho country embraced within the Oregon Territory. Once for all, we own by purchaso whatever Spain owned of Oregon. Spain's right, by discovery, was superior to that of Great Britain, and our title is superior to both, end indisputable. Did wo take possession of and occupy Oregon within tho timo prescribed by tho laws of nations? In May, 17U2, Gray en tered the Columbia river. In 1802, Thomas Jefferson called tho attention of the Ameri can Congress to tho exploration of the Ore gon Territory, und appropriations were mado for tho purpose; and in 1803, on expedition was ordered, under the direction of Lewis and Clark. Tho plan was to ascend the Missouri river, from its mouth to its source in the Rocky mountains; cross the moun tains, and descend the Columbia river, from ftsinain source to tho Pacific ocean. All this was accomplished with unexampled dif ficulty and danger. The expedition quarter ed near the mouth of the Columbia river during tho winter During their stay they traded with the natives; and at their depart ure they gavo certificates of their visit and of their exploration, stating that they Vera sent out by their government, the government to which they belonged, and sucli other statements as wero necessary to convice all others who might come after them of the ob ject of tho expedition. They also placed a paper on tho inner wall of their temporary forthwith the following inscription, viz: " The object of this last is, that through the medium of some civilized person, who may see the same, it may be made known to the world that the party, consisting of the persons whoso names nrc hereunto annexed, and who were sent out by the government of tho United States to ex plore the interior of the continent of North Amer ica, did penetrato tho same by the way of the) Missouri and Columbia rivers, to tho discharge of the latter into the Pacific ocean, where they arrived on the 14th day of November, 1835, and departed on the23J day of March, 183G, on their return to the United States, on the saino route by which they had come out." Then sir, wo discovered Oregon in May, 1792; wo explored and occupied it in 1805 'o. In 1808, there was an association formed at St. Louis, headed by a man by the name of Manuel Lisa, (:i Spaniard,) called the Missouri Fur Company. This company es tablished somo trading posts on tho Upper Missouri, and ono oil tho head waters of (ho Columbia, one of the main branches of the Columbia, called Lewis's river, and which is also called the southern branch of the Co lumbia; but tho hostility of the Indians, and tho great difficulty of procuring provisions, compelled the company to abandon that post. In 1810, John Jacob Aslor, a distinguish ed and wealthy citizen of New York, form ed nn association for tho purposes of trade and commerce within to, and from tho Ter ritory of Oregon. All the necessary prepa rations were made for an extensivo and suc cessful business. Ilis companv, officers and agents were sent to, and landed in, Oregon, near tho mouth of tho Columbia river. A number of posts wore established, and tem porary fortifications erected, and all in a fair way to bo successful. The principal post was located near iho mnut'i of tho Columbia liver, and was called Astoria. Tho associa tion continued its pursuits for two years and a half that is, from March, 1811, until Oc tober, 1813; at which time tho association was broken up, and ull ihc materials and stock of furs, &c., were sold to tho North west company, as was said, to prevent them from falling into the hands of the British cruisers which wero daily expected. They wero not disappointed in their ap prehension; for in December following, tho Raccoon, a British sloop-of-war, arrived at Astoria aiid took possession: took down tho American flag and hoisted the English flag, and changed tho name to that - of Fort George. And that was the first possesion that the British had of tho Columbia river or any part of Oregon which could conflict with our discovery or possession; and that posses sion was but short lived, for, after the estab lishment of peace, the possession of .Asto ria, together with all our possessions in Ore gon, were restored to the United States through our agent, J. B. 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