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THBFRpop;JopML. pciusnro avrar ratBAT hobkis, BT WILCOX. & UKE.E. TERMS .OF THE JOff&NALi ; One yar, in advance, ' - "$2,Gt At the expiration of the year. - - 2.50 Six montha, - - - - 1,00 Three months, - - - - - 50 w iriifiTV.Jlff -1 H JOB PEINTING NEATLY AND QUICKLY DONE. Business f Directory. I. O. O. T. i THE EKttCLAB Commnaieatlooa of til. Lodg of Good Templar, r held la their hall la Stao no', Bloek. every Toeedar evening. Visiting Broth' ereaodSwUresj-e Invited. . All who feel aaiatereat a theceAse at Tamaaraaea and and welfare or th. emwaaity, are reeneoted lojola . L.J LEGAL MABXO, CB4VCI. HORI A: CHANCE, ' TTORNETS AT LAW, Oflos io Rockland"! Xrw .fV Block, ntHracuuiU. , wi J. Ri BAttTLETT, A TTORkT-T AKDCOCrrsELLOKATIiAW.esjea ever B. tftrrtn c Co.", Stan, earner Front and rrgbaa streets, rRHOir omo.M i ; I , JOH.V M. LEMMOA, 1 TTOBNIYtAT LAW aad Xotarr Fubllo. - Alaa J aataorlaedafeat far ooll.etiaD ot a'l klsde of MI(ilarT,B09iiXT,aaa reonoaviu ta CLYDE, OHIO. J. Ii. GHEEE ic SOJY, ATTORJfETS COUNSELLORS AT LAW, will attead to Loral Basineea la Baadaakr and ad- toiatar eoanti.a. Particular attaotioa aald to the eoiieotiaa or uiaiae. Boiman' saea ray, koobtt aad Poaaiaa olain, proajptlj attended to. OFFICE - rroat. eoraorroHn,aa-euuni, irtar dicobva.' ' FREMOMT, CHIO. r- d Jo : C. W. PAGE, . ; -"- a 'TTOSfrEY AT LAW and otarr rahUe. ' laar- J anoa, Real butt asd eaaaralCaUsrting Arent lorauciaQaai war ana rateni viaiaw. CLTDE, OHIO. H. W. WlXSIiOW, ! nn.v.v l vn raT Tns AVtAtf 1 1 1 At 1 J . o . A U UV 1' .'I'i.llUUH A 1 U A t W Ul attead to Profeaalonal Boaiaeu la Bandaak, aadadjolnlnc oounuea, Bpasial atteBtrsa (lrea to r rocnrlDf Soldier". Par, Boaaty, and Ptoaton,. Omci Seoond Storr Tyler"! Block. . FREMdNT, OHIO. ' S" . NaTamber.ST.loM. ETERETT & FOWLEB, ATT0RSEIB9 AXD C0CK3ELL0RS AT - LAW, and Solloitore IsChaneerj; will attend to pro fenaional baeineae ia vaodasky and adjoining ooan tiea. OiBo, Booond etory Baekland 1TKW Biook. Tlt-nM FREMONT, OHIO. J v. MEDICAL. II. F. BAKER, M. II., PHYSICIAH, 8TTBr,IO AND ACCOCCHEtTt PrtTate dieeaac oararaily treated and prsmaily eared. OAs. and reaidenee on Bute Street, Eaat file of the rirer, f jar doom eaat af the Brick Tarera, FREMONT. OHIO. I16tf J, M. COREY, M W.w " "THY31CIAN AND SURQEON. Omoa Up-atairc, J? orr lhr" Hat aad Cap Store, Bert door to 6w'e 8nt lOBoe, " FREMONT, OHIO. oatSOM. H. F. BOS WORTH, 31. !., TJHYBICIAN AND srRGEON. Offloe, Shemo'r X Blook, OT.ry'oetOniee, Front Street, r Maun a , vm v. lyl J. W. FAILING, 91. U., TTOM0SOPATHIO PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. XX Ojtc ktnrt From 1 to r.. Stards, trom JO a to 8 r. a. Partiealar attention paid to Dii nw of the Throat aad Laag. OFFICE, BurUwit Oli Bitch, aecond door. FREMONT, OHIO. April ISM. 8. B. TAYIiOK, M.D., HOMCEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SCROEON. OFFICE In Yallette'i Block,OTer E R.Moore'e Hroeery and Crockery Store, FREMONT, OHIO. . jApl8j DENTISTRY. II. M. SHAW, D 'NTtST, b prepared to do all work la . nee and aatiefaetioa to all who may need the JDental rroreeeioa wita prompt bla eerrieee. Hell preparedtoaetfromaaiarletooth tof MTntnroearp lete Beta forap per and lower jawa. Tarth ineertad on pint, or fold, or ailrar plat. rnoa la Backlind'e.ld Block, np itaira, FREMONT, OHIO. Jaa 63 G. J. SAIiZHAX, DENTIST.will he in hi, office, at Clyde, tholaattwo weekaof each month,: to aerformall operation, reqnirad in hie nrifemioa. Satisfaction raaraateed In all Roome at the old etand. Oct 17, 6fr Mtf Mlt i lib, vniu. . r DRUCCISTS. DR. E. DIL.LOX & SOX, DRUGGISTS aad dealer, in Palnt,Oil, Dye etnfFe, . Window Glam, P.tent Medieinea, Fancy ArrJ eiea, lie Front Street, FREMONT, OHIO. C. R. McCUIiliOCII, DEALER in Drnre, Medicine, Chemical,, Palnta, Oila, Varniehee, Dye-StoOe, Glaee, Book,. Sta ttery. Wall Paper. Farey Good,, Ate, fceNo.S, Barkland'e old Block, FREMONT, OHIO. 9. BUCK Li AND SONS,' -pvIALERS In Druge. Medieinea, Chealeala, Paint., I J Oila, Tarainhes, Dye-StnSe, Giaaa, Booka, Sta tionery, Wall Paper, Fancy Gooda, fco, Ac , No. 1, Backiand', old Block, 1 FREMON'T.'OHIO ""C LOTH INC. " SB.rrOQS 6i SZLQ., EALEKS InClothlna, and Merchint Tailoring, one aoor nortn oi Aationai nana, . FREMONT, OHIO. DRY GOODS. BRISTOL tc TATLOBi DEALERS in Dry Good., Dreea Good., Dome. ties White Goods, Woolen Uoode, Notion.. eoraer'Froot aad Stat. Street,,. . . v FREMONT, OHIO. II EH. TI ON, StllTH A WILSON, TttALERS la DryGoorie,Shaw!e A-Cloak f, Whit If Goods, Hosiery aad Glorea, Flannela, Blanket., Notions, fte Front Street, FREMONT, OHIO. . . EMM RICH & COt DEALERS ia Dry Gooda, Ready-ISade Clothing, Groeeriea, fca.. Front Street, -i FREMONT, OHIO. - '. A. RICE, SEALER fn Dry Gooda, Groceries Hats ft Cape, Boot, aad Shoes, MerehantTalloring, Ac .Front at, FREMONT, OHIO. HARDWARE. ROBERTS ic SIIELiDOX, DEALERS in Hardware, Nails, Store., Africa!' taral ImplemeaU, and aunnfactnrer 0 Copser.TiaandSheet-IrOBware, FrontStrert. FREMONT, OHIO. THOMPSON & CO., HARDWARE, Stores, Tin, Copper and Sseet Iren Ware, Front Street, FREMONT, OHIO. CROCKERY, &C. WADS WORTH & PRATT, DEALERS ia Crockery, China, Glasiwara, c, Fabiag k Heim's New Blo;k, FREMONT, OHIO. s. a. axoo&xi, TVF.ALERinCrakery,ChiBaand Glass wire, Brit II atnia Ware, Lookinr Gita es. Lamp,, Am ,Fmn Street, FRKMONT.OHIO. t HOTELS. CROGHAN HOUSE, " 17 RANK N.GCRNEY, Proprietor. Passenrrs ear- nod to and from the Honee free of charge. Sit aat, corner of State and Front Streets, FREMOt.T, OHIO. riTaa ais.Lia. K. R- BBLDIKO liESsLEK'S HOUSE. KE8SLERA! BELDING, Proprietors. Passengers carried to aad from the House free of charge, bitalte corner Front and rttate Streets, FREMONT, OHIO. Young America Dining Saloon. WARM MEAL8 SERVEDAT ALL HOURS. OYSTERS by the Can aad naif Can can always be obtained as low aa eaa b, bought elsewhere. Come and eee for roarwif. CLEVELAND MILLIOC9. Fremont, Dee 7, 18o 4if PHOTOGRAPHER. A. D. WI1.ES PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY", In St. Clair". Block, onpoaite the Post Office, FREMONT, OHIO. AUCTIONEER. J. II. HOOD, IIOENCEDCltyandCoanty Aactionrer. OWieat jCTRR Depot, Fremont. Particular atten tloa riTaa to Pablic VaBduas: P. O. Drawer, s4, FREMONT, OHIO. (Mire) BLACKSMITH INC. I. COOKSOX, nOR'E-SHOKING SHOP and Edge-Ten! making, on KapoleoaSlre.tonpo,it June Bc.klsnd lime-kiln, FBEMOVT, OHIO. 61ml. STEWART, X OCK4M1T1I CUTLER. K.Bain Loci , Clocks, , t Swiig kiscbinea, Tiuoks, tajlrellas, Ac, Ac Grinds Surgeon's Instruments, Kutira, Euiren, Shears, and all kinds of emailed;; tools. All work attended to promptly aadaaLsfaotIoa guaraateed. ghopoa Croghaa street, ioaih side, rear of Perry Class's Grocery, FREMONT, 0HJO yl Established 1829. .. Vol. XXXVIJI, . ( ., , . e 1 - UMWwwmm ieii journal.: ; i .... v " - j - - - . -. . - , ,, H ' II a I FBEMOKT, SANDUSKY' j J a 1 I u ... II . , H . . . . i H I ;'! :J;l;' r:.L -v" ' ' :.:-.., ..: ..; .; ',' - ;: -- ' New Series, Vol. XV, No. 11.- COUNTY. OHIO ; FRIDAY, MARCH 15. 1867. TH0MPS0Nv5icC0: Now offer far sale Large Stock of. '' .' i V 7 . HARDWARE! S T O V B S! ., : -. '- ..!-' i :' , ' ; . : . " ; : ' ' r :tl ..- f 7 rriisr, copper; -: Vis. i'l AND Sheet-Iron Ware! VERY LOW. THOMPSOi k CO. Frbiokt, Jane 1,1666. S3tf. i. The War ia Over! Gold has Gone Down! AND ROBERTS & SHELDON Have reduced thePrice Oft HARDWARE TO CORRESPOND. WE ask the Farmers to call and ex aming our stock Tools and Implements, . which .consist in part of - ' t . Combiuation Steel Plow, Curtis' Iron Beam,"? - :" Fostoria Cast Plow, Cora Plows, Shovel Plows, doable & single Cultivators, Road Scrapers, ' Corn Shellers, iron and wood, Straw Cutters, Horse Rakes, Horse Forks, Hoes and Forks, . Rakes and Scythes, . . "Grain Cradles, Scythe Sticks and Stones, Shovels and Spades, .. Wheelbarrows, -Churns, Tuba, Pails, Broomg, Clothes' Wringers, Spinning Wheels and, Reels, Sheep Shears fc Wool Twine, Land Plaster, Water Lime, Stucco, fec, tfce., &c Together with a complete stock ot Nails, House and Barn Trimmings, Builders' fe Farmers' Hardware, Tin and Sheet iron Ware, All of which we offer at Prices which defy Comjetition! ALSO AGENTS FOR THE CHAMPION Mwer and Reaper Cider Mills, Buckeye Wood Sawing Ma chines, Fairbanks' Scales, Our Tin Shop, Is in order, and will fill your order with despattlu ROBERTS & SHELDON. Feot,MayI8,II. ''''''akXraavw From this date ttU fartbir Berks i '&2 o. o i . a . .'"a" g - y . - 5 orj be e e S J w v ft. O O a 2 !ta 3 s n h. n 't. 1 .t rr. if i ? " f SWT WE HA9 E A GOOD SUPPLY OF , ALU tUSDo, Or- To be Fvaael In the Slarket, - . Which we don't propoa to sell qoita at cost, BUT SO NEAR IT K That the Protita Amoant to Kothlag ; ' To the bayaraad famish as with Just enongh . itanrpate pay ezaenaea east. ,, ... ' 1 1 f M O H C ' ? Hi '.aSi o . w EC o . ; 'tx s ) c. 3 Q. Ill Also a good supply, cheap, af ZaEATHER &. FINDINGS. f No. 4 Bnerland's Old Block H. Lcher's SMITH BROTHERS. ';.iTGREATiK;:,r CLMMNG-OUT SALE ! n ... :o : BARGAINS ! BARGAINS ! I ' HOOT &. MENG, aew offia rank aruxoio nori or Boots, Shoes & Rubbers, AT A GREAT, . Reduction of Price. aurr boom will arrca it ; We are determined to doe, do'wa our stock to the LOwaar possible amoant. The best quality of Goods Bmaafactared, ia bow offered at aa Low Prices as yon hava been paying for year AactloB Goods elsewhere. Don't rati to call and makeyonr selections before the stock is broken. Oar nle will contiaue For Forty Days From this data, at which time ws propose fa auka oar Spring purchase.. REMEMBER: . We mean what we say, and will not be undersold by any-wae la the Trade' Ton will find as at oar Old Bated In B mum's Few Block. Manufacturing & Repairing Done la the best ityie and oa short netioe. v HOOT afc MEKG. . Fremont, February 23,1867. Strl. Como to Fremont IF YOTWANT(BARGAINSiy BOOTS & SHOES, SHERMAN & CO.'S Cheap Boot and Shoe Store, and eave 25 per cent,:",.".'. If yea waat the beet en .torn made Boots and Shoe, " ' SHERMAN - COS. If you want the biMrt sewe I or pcged boots in Pin duskyOoaaty, goto - SHERMAN & CO'8. If yea want a aioe at, go ta SHERMAN t CO.'S. If yon want th-new style, for Winter and Spring, SHERMAN & CO.'S. If joa want Excelsior Ladies' Boots, go to 8HERMAN & CO.'S. W, gin new pair, for all which prore defect! re af ter reasonable wear. Satisfaction guaranteed in every eaee. Mending done on short aotlee. Leatberaod indlnge for sale. BHEHMAPf A CO. No. 8 Fimo At Baia'e Block, State Street, Fremont 0. Fremont, Febraary 32, U7. i!5ni. DORR & SON. . Kw aad Oompleta Winter usor'treat of BOOTS AND SHOES, COK8IKTIK6 IN PAST Or tADIES' GAITERS, LADIES' BALMORALS, LADIES' BOOTS, LADIES' SLIPPERS, ' CHILDREN'S SHOES, MEN'8 CALF BOOTS, - r ,- - MEN'S KIP BOOTS, MEN'S COARSE BOOTS, ' MEN'S OVER SHOES, CHEAP FOR CASH. CnSTOH WORK done la th, heat style at fai prices. REPAIRING aaatly done. DORR RON. Fremoat, Jaa n,87 laf. (tbntlemes, when joh want a nice Hat, Cap, a pair of Kid or Fur Gloves or a good Bearer Muffler, Beaver or Ot ter Caps, you will CnJ them al right at H. Liskir'i. ' g . . ... - (S -. a ... L - a k i? . I ' . ft- FREMONT DRUG STORE. BR. E. DILLON & SON I ... GIVR netloato tbonsaadsof their frleadsaad th pablic generally that ia keeping atep with the oawaraanaroaaBa rapra nrogreesoi Kneir iuw -uu ooan try daring the past Ire years, they hare not ealy doubled and trebled, hut .really mora than quanrapaPB ustneni bi xneir siov. oi f DRUGS! 'MEDICINES! . PAINTS, OILS, TJYE-STTJFFB ! Wall Paper! t I ? ; Window Shades ! STATI3HERY.SCH00L BOOKS TRUSSES, 8UPP0RTERS, 8H0UL- DER BRACES, MISCELLAN , .E0U3 INSTRUMENTS, ' " AND A THOUSAND OTHER ARTICLES UNDERTHE HEAD OF Druggists "Sundries! 4 '-' Th, hst aad most popular HAIR RESTORATIVES & HAIR DRESSINGS, PERFUMERY, SOAPS, PATENT AND PROPRIETARY MED-: ICINES, Ao. With a liberal policy, a large Stock, aad almost unequalled variety, we fell jnntlflrd In saying that Droggiata, Physicians, Merchants and the people generally will here Bud nearly every advantage poasl bl, to be offered ia any ef the towns or cities of the Great West. " " E. DILLON SON. Fremont, Jan. 11, 1847 38yl- H. LESHER'S Hat and Gap Store. IS NOW CROWDED FULL OF 3STEW GOODS! FOR THR Fa fcWlnteT Trade. ALL THB TAJUOCS STTLICS OF HATS AND CAPS. LADIES' AND GENTS' FURS of every kind and -. style, LADIES' HOODS AND - SKATING CAPS, GLOVES ,' j ; ; MITTENS, BUFFALO ROBES, &C.,fea Ladies, call and see those handsome Mink Furs at H Leshkr's. IF" TJ 3EL 3 . At H. Lesher's IS THE PLACE TO BU lOlB Furs for Ladies & Gentlemen. A BEATjTIFCL LOT OF MINK, FITCH, SQUIRREL, MUSK- RAT AND FRENCH CONEY, .JVery Cbeap. Fremont, Nor. 16, 188.ra8. LADIES' and GENTS' OF ALL KINDS good variety eaa be bought at Bet soet, at L lanSnri H. LEdHER'S Hat 8 tore, Fremont. Cigar Store I Na. 3, Tyler's ' Block, i VI Opposite the Bank of . j'J Fremoat, D. H. ALTAFFER, WOCLO respectfully anaonnc to th eitisoas of Fremoa t and sarroaadiBg country, that he has just opened an entirely new stock of TOBACCO AND CIGARS, whlrh he la nrenared to stlL Wholesale aad Retail, at the lowest ngurea. He would especially invite Hotel and Saloon-Keepera, te examine his goods, be. fore purchasing elsewhere. CHEWING TOBACCO, of the best prance. MEERSCHAUM FIPES, MATCHES, CIGAR-HOLDERS 4 TOBACCO POUCHES, iriadieas variety, constantly oa hand . tfsT" Cltv andconntrj enatomera will be eunolled with everything in my line of business, at reasona ble prices. Fremont, June 1, 18M. 26yl. ' MAFUTAGTURKR AND DEALER JA ALL KINDS Or TOBACCO AM) SEGARS! Ia Hacklaad'a New 'Black, Opposite the 1st Katlaaal Baak, FREMONT, OHIO. -SION OP THB BXQ INDIAN. GKOCEKS,'looa-keepers, and Hotel proprietors are especially invited to ell and examine m Stock. It i, the largest and moat complete of any auw K.p.iH tut. n.kjua vi .nrov.Btry. - " My motto l, fnick sales aad mallnrolti. - r-foss. Frement,KoT.a4,l$M.-Tyl, a a Poetry. Poetry. "GO IT ALONE." AY JOHN G. SAXE. There's a tame in fashion, I fTiink it's' called Euchar, Jis ' " Tbongh I've never played it for pleaaar or lucre, In which, when the card are in certaia eon ditionV - - The players appear to have changed their positions, And one of thein cries in a confident lone "I think I might venture to go-it alone!" -... '.ttfii. -t vThile watching the gams, "t) a whim of the bard a, A moral to draw from the skirmish in cards. And to fancy be finds in the trivial strife. Some excellent hiuls for the battle of Life, Where, -whether rthej pfwe,. be ribbon or thinn ' i ' - - v ' ' - The winner is he that can "go it alone!" When great Galileo proclaimed that the world in a regular orbit, was eeaaeiessiy wninea. And trot not a convert for all of hi pains, But only derision, and "prison and chains "It moves, for all that," was his aosweripg tone, For he knows, like the earth, Jie cenld fgoit alone!"' A it t ( i n' f ' When Kepler, with intellect piercing afar, Discovered the laws of each plannet and star; And doctors, who thonglitte hayij lauded ,v his name, '" " : ' Derided hia learning and blackened his fame; "I can wait," he replied, "till the tr'h ye'i shall owe;" T , a 4, ; For he felt in his heart he could "goltslone!" Alaa for the player who idly depend., In the strngule of life, upon .kindred and 'friends! "-'-- . T Whatever the value of blessing like these, They can never atone for inglorions eae; Now comfort, the coward . who finds wlh a groan, ; " ' " ' That his crutches have left him to "go it alone !" There is" something, bo dosbt, in the hand you may hold; Health, family, enltore, wit, beauty and gold, The unfortunate owner may fairly regard, As each in its way a most excellent card Yet the game may be lost with all tbee e for yoar own. Unless yon have the courage to "go it alone!" In battle or business, whatever the game. In law or in love, it ia ever the same; In 1ho struggle for power or scramble for pelf. .Let mis be your molte: "iteiy on yourself! For whether the prize be a ribbon or throne, The victor ia he who can "go it alone I" I ' Miscellaneous Selections. A Modern Miracle. The following account of an iiitemJe-i miracle is related in a volume published bv Dr. Bennett, on Mormonism. It is both curious and characteristic " We have no doubt whatever that all the Mormon miracles we have heard about have, been performed iu a similar man ner. The age of miracles, like the age of chivalry, is over; but impostors and impositions are on the increase. ,' -. Towards the close of a fine summer's day, a fanner in one of the Western States found a respectable-looking man at his gate, who requested permission to pass the night under.his roof. ' The hos pitable farmer readily complied. The stranger was invited into the house, and good and substantial supper placed before him. After he had eaten, the farmer, who appeared to be a jovial, warm-hearted, humorouu, and, withal, shrewd old man, passed several hours in pleasant conversation, with his guest, who seemed to be very ill at ease, both in body and mind; .yet, as if desirous of pleasing his entertainer, replied cour teously and, agreeably .to whatever., was said to him. Finally, he pleaded fatigue and illness as an excuse for retiring to rest, and was conducted by the farmer to an upper chamber, nliere he went to bed. About the middle of the night the farmer and bis family were awaken ed by the most dreadful groaus, which, they soon ascertained, proceeded from the chamber of the traveler. On going to investigate, the. matter, they found that the stranger was dreadfully ill, suf fering the roost acute pain, and uttering the most doleful cries, apparently with out any consciousness of what was oc curring around him. Everything that kindness and experience, could suggest was done ' to' relieve the sick man, but all efforts were in rain ; and, to the con sternation of the farmer and bis family, the guest expired in the course of a few hours. ,. ,l ... , , v In "the midst of this trouble and anxie ty, at an early hour in the morning, two travellers came to the gate and request ed entertainment. The farmer told them that he would willingly offer thern hos pitality, but that jut now his household was ia the greatest confusion, occount of the tleath; of stranger, the particu Iarf hlcK.fie,proceeded to relate to therri.i ' They' appeared to be much sur prised and, grieved at the poor man's calamity, and politely requos'ed per mission to see the corpse. This, of course, the farmer readily granted, aud conducted them to the chamber ' in which lay the dead body. They looked at it for a few minutes in silence, and then the eldest of the pair gravely told , the farmer that they were elders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and were empowered by God to work miracles, even to the extent of raising the dead; and that they felt quite assured they could bring to life the dead man before them. The farmer was, of course, considera bly astonished at the Quality and Dow ers of the persons who addressed him, and rather incredulously asked if they were quite sure they could perform all they proposed to. "Oh, certainly ! not doubt of it The Lord has commis sioned us expressly to work miracles, in order to prove the truth of the prophet, Joseph Smith, and the inspiration of the book and doctrines revealed to him. Send for all your neighbors, that in the presence of a multitude we may bring the dead man to life, and that the Lord and his Church may be glorified of all men." - . ' The farmer, after a little consideration agreed to let the miracle-workers pro ceed, and, as they desired, sent his chil- hdren to his neighbors, who, attracted by the expectation of a miracle, nocked to the house in considerable numbers. The Moruionite elders commenced their task by kneeling 'and praying before the body, with uplifted hands and eyes, and with most stentorian lungs. Before they had proceeded far with their pravers, a sudden idea struck the farmer, who quietly quitted the house for a few min utes, aud then returned and waited pa tiently by the bedside for a few minutes, until the prayer was finished and the elders were ready to perform the mira cle. Before they began, he respectfully said to them that with their permission, ho wished to ask them a few questions upon the subject of their miracle. They replied that they had no objection. The farmer then asked: ."You are certain you can bring this uian to life agaiifFV "We are." "How do you know that you can ?" "We have just received a revelation from tho Lord,inforrain us that we can," "Are you sure that the revelation was from the Lord V - "Yes, we cannot be mistaken about it" "Does your power to raise this man to life 'depend upon the particular na ture" of his disease, or could you bring any dead man to lifet" , "It makes no difference to us; we could bring any corpse to life." "Well, if thsman had been killed and one of his arms cut off, could you bring him to- life, and also restore pirn to his arm?" ; " v -,. -., , "Certainly ; there ; is no limit to the power given to us by the Lord. .It would make no difference even if both of his arms and legs were cut off." - - "Conld you restore him if his head been cut off." ' , ''Certainly we could."- "Well," said the fanner, with a quiet smile upon his features, "I do not doubt the truth of what such holy men assert, but 1 am desirous that my neighbors here should be fully converted by hav ing the miracle performed in the com plet98t manner possible; so, by your leave, if it makes no difference whatever, will proceed to cut off the head of this corpse." ' ' . ' ' ' ' ' Accordingly he produced a" huge and well-sharpened broad axe from be neath his coat, which he iwnng above hia head, and was apparently about to bring down on the neck of the corpse ; when, lo and behold ! to the amazement of all present, the doad man started up in great agitation, and declared that he would not have his head cut off for any consideration whatever. .. - ',. '. "The company -immediately, seized the Mormons, and soon made them con fess that the pretended dead man was a Mormon elder, aud that they had. sent him to the farmer's house with direc tions to die there at a particular hour, when they would drop in as if by acci dent, and would perform a miracle that would astonish everybody. The farmer, after giving the impoeter a severe chas tisement, let them depart tp practice their imposition in some other (quarter." Perils of Eastern Drummers. .The Boston Commercial Bulletin de scribes the perils of. Eastern "Drum mers, "in Illinois, as follows: The stagnation of trade has been se verely felt by all business men, and even that enterprising class of our fellow creatures known as "drummers," or trav eling salesmen, despite their almost in exhaustible invention and resources, have been obliged occasionally to yield to the pressure of the times. - ' One of these gentlemen, who has re cently retnrned from a trip for. Thistle Bros. & Co., of this city, did not show a very large exhibit of orders to balance the liberal expense account allowsd him by the firm, and Mr. thistle, after look ing over his return, said : . " Mr. Rataplan, I am afraid you do not approach the dealers in the ' right way ; i used to be very successful in this line. Now just suppose me to be Bigher, of Sellout, 111., and show me the way you introduce the house." Accordingly Rataplan stepped out of the counting:rooui and re-entered, hat in hand, inquiringL " Is Mr. Bigher in !" "That is my name," -said Thistle, urbanely. "My name is Rataplan, sir; I repre sent the house of Thistle Bros. & Co., of Boston. ( Thistle, in his character of a Western merchant, here rose, offered the salesman a chair, and expressed his pleasure at seeing him.) " I am stopping with Overcharge at the Stickem House, and have an un spoken lot of samples which I should like to show you; think we can otter you some special advantages," etc. And Rataplan delivered himself of a neat speech in professional style. . - 'Very well, very well," said Thistle; "I don t see but you ' understand the way to get at customers." - " Excuse me, Mr. Thistle;" said Rata plan,"! am afraid you do not -understand the style of Western merchants just now ; suppose you exchange" places with me, and repeat this rehearsal?" I J4Certaiuly," said Thistle, and pick ing up his hat he stepped out Re turning, he found " Rataplan .with his chair tilted back, hat cocked fiercely over bis right eye, his heels planted on This tle's polished de.sk, and a lighted cigar planted between his teeth. Thistle looked a little staggered, but nevertheless commenced: "Is Mr. Bigher in V "Yes, he is," responded Rataplan, blowing a cloud of pure ' Connecticut into Thistle's eyes. "Who in are your "I represent the house of Thistle Bros. fe Co.," said the astonished em ployer, coughing out about a quart of smoke from his throat 'The blazes you do. Are you one of that concern!" "No, sir, Iain not'stid Thistle. "Well its lucky for you that you are not, for I've had two drummer? to one eustomer in my store for two months, and if I should get hold of one of the blasted fools that sen tern out here at this time, I'm darned If 1 wouldn't boot him clean-out of the town of Sell out" "That'll do, that'll do, Mr. Rataplan," said Thistle; I have no doubt you did the best you could for the interest of the house, trade is dull. t A Wood-Chopper President. The recent election of Senator Wade as President of the United States Senate, by which he becomes Vice President of the United States, "reminds me of a little story," (as our late President used to say,) of the times when we were boys together, over in the wooden couaty of Ashtabula. Once upon a time, Frank Wade and Tim Waters, had job of chopping wood, over in the township of Andover; they boarded with a very pious lady by the name of Adams, who was more given to prayer meetings than to good house keeping. Upon a certain even ing, young Wade and his companion attended the prayer meeting, where Mrs. Adams delivered an earnest ex hortation, and closed with a humble confession of her own short-comings, saving: that she was a miserable sinner and a poor critter, and unworthy of any mercy, fcc. When Mrs. Adams took her seat, W ade nudged his companion to say something. Waters arose and said very solemnly that he could bear testimony to the truth of what Mrs. Adams had been saying, as he and his friend were boarding at her hoiise! The meeting was speedily closed, and the next day the two young men were notified o look up a new boarding place, as they could be no longer accommoda ted under Mrs. Adams' roof. S. D. IL The man who undertook to blast his neighbor's prospects,' used too short a fuse, and got blowa up himself. a " The Handless Parliamentarian. .-. , - arian. 'In the House of Commousin Lon don, on the 6th of February, Mr. Kav anaugh, : the new member for Wexford County, Ireland, having neither hands nor feet,' was " brought to the table in a wheeled chair to be sworn, the hon orable member, after taking the oath, signed the parliamentary roll by pla cing the pen between the ends ot nis armsi He appeared to write with great fluency. After, signing his name he was in the usual form introduced to the Speaker, to whom he bowed, and then, by placing his arms in brass sockets and turning some ' screws t which operated upon the wheels of his chair, he passed out of the House. UonsideraDie curi osity was manifested, and several hon orable members went to the table to in sqect Mr". Kavanaiigh's signature. After the House rose Sir D. Le Marchant, Captain Gosset and Colonel Forester were encaged 'n finding suitable place in the House for the honorable member during the debates. The Creditor's Strategem. Four creditors started from Boston in the same train of cars, for the pur pone of attaching the property of a cor tain bebtor in Farming-ton, in the State of , Maine. '. He owed each one separ ately, and they each one were suspic ious of the other, but dared ' not say a word about it So they rode, acquain tances all talking upon everything ex cept that which they bad most at heart When they arrived at the depot at Far- mington which was three miles from where the debtor did business, they 1'ouud nothing to "put 'cm over the road, but a solitary cab, towards which rthey all rushed. Three got in and re fused admittance to the fourth, and the cab started. The fourth ran after, and got up outside . with the driver. He asked the driver if he wanted to sell his horse." ' He replied that he did not want to that he was not worth more than fifteen dollars, but-he would not sell him for thatij He 'asked him if he would take one hundred dollars for him. "Yes," said he. The fourth man quickly paid over the money, took the reins, and backed the cab up to a bank, slip ped it from the harness, and tipped it up so that the door could not be open ed, and jumped upon the horse s back and rode off lickaty-gwitch, while the insiders were looking out of the win dows, feeling like singed cat. ' He rode to a" lawyer's and got a writ made and served and his debt secured, and got back to the notel lust as the "in siders" oaroe up puffing and blowing, The cabman soon bought back his horse for fifty dollars. The "sold" men offered te pay that sum it -the fortunate one, who found property sufficient to pay his own debt, would not tell of it in Boston. The Income Tax. The bill amendatory of the Internal Revenue Law, which, having been signed by the President is now a law, makes some important changes in re gard to the assessment and collection of the Income Tax. The time of assess ment is changed from May to the 1st of March or, for the present year, from the date of the act and the final day of pavment is changed from June to the 30th of April. The amount of exemption is aUo changed from $ 600 $1,000, and the tax is made uniform at five per cent The tax is. to be assessed upon the gains, profits, aud income for the year ending on the 31st of December next preceding the assessment, and applies to all sources of income whatsoever whether from regular business or oc cupation or from special transactions. The deductions allowed are the 11,000 exemption, 'and also all National, State, County and Municipal taxes paid during the year, whether by owner, tenant, or mortgagor losses actually sustained during the year from fires, shipwreck, or incurred in trade; debts ascertained to be worthless, but excluding all esti mated depreciation of values and losses within the year on sales of real estate purchased two years previous to the year for which income is estimated; amount actually paid for labor or in terest by any person who rents land or hires labor to cultivate land, or who conducts any other business from which income is actually derived; the amount paid for ' rent of a residence, and the amount paid for usual ordinary repairs, Itt!. not money expended in new build ings, permanent improvements or bet terments made to increase the value of the property. Only one deduction of 81,000 shall be made for a family com posed of the parents and minor chil dren. -Persons in the employ of the United States having more than ?1,000 sdarVj wiil have the tax deducted when their sal tries are paid, except where the compensation is partly by fees, when the tax will be collected in the usual manner. Taxes unpaid after ten days notice and deraaud thereof by the Collector, will be increased by the addition of five per cent on the amount of tax, and in terest at the rate of one per cent a month from the time when the tax falls due. Cleveluml Herald, A gentleman out West, riding a very ordinary looking "horse, asked a negro whom he met how far it was to a neiehboiing town, whither he was go ing, the negro, looked at the animal under the nder with a broad grin of contempt, replied: "Wr dat ar boss, massa, its just lo teen miles, wra good chunck of a horse seben miles; but if you just had Master Simmy's! Gosh ! vou're dar now !" A little girl of three years, who had disobeyed her parents, was ordered to go and sit on the cellar stairs for pun ishment the little tliint obeyed, and after she had been seated there for. some time, her father opened the door and asked her if she was not ashamed ? The little girl replied, "Yes." "What are you ashamed of J" asked her her father. She replied, "lam ashamed of mvpa. The kind-hearted father appreciated the answer, anJ released her from her im prisonment A young' lady in company with a right reverend prelate, consented, after long and coy resistance, to be led to the piano. hen she sang, it was so badly, that, as she hnisheil, no one was found with sufficient heroism to express to the' fair executant the collective thanks of the audience. In this strait his lordship arose, and crossing the room, said, with his sweetest smile: Thank you, Mis Smith, very particu larly. The next time, when yon s:iy you can't sing, we shall all kuow how to believe you." The largest room in the world the room for improvement t erv J. ev A Little Nonsense. Why is a Because he go-) pceech-owl like a fiddler! makes a rile lingo (violin . Old fools are more foolish than young ues; they have had much longer prac tice. "My dear wife, 1 wish you would try to keep your temper." "My dear husband, I wish you would try and get rid of yours." The world should have its docket called, and sluggards all defaulted, and those should be the "upper ten" whom labor has exalted. The saying that "there is more pleas ure in giving than receiving," is sup posed to apply chiefly to kicks, medi cine and advice." , ..... George Bancroft, the historian, keeps a printer and a press in his house, and has his copy set before he gives it the first earful correction. -, . He who opeuly tells his friends all that he thinks of them, may expect that they will secretly tell bis enemies much that they don't think of him. Many persons think themselves per fectly virtuous because, being well fed, they have no temptation to vice. They don't distinguish between virtue and victuals. Jorum was told of a supper at w hich goblets of ice, formed by evaporation, were used, from wmcn to annic cnam-paicrne- Jorum heard thestorv through, and then exclaimed "Well ice mire" A grim old judge, after lieariug a florid discourse from a pretentious young barrister, advised him' to pluck out the feathers from the wings of his imagination aad stick them into the tai of his judgment. " My friend." said one gentleman to another, " your hair is getting quite gray." "Yes," was the answer; "old father time has been sweeping up the years around me and the dust has set tled upon my head. An impatient boy waiting for the grist, said to the miller: "I could eat the meal as fast as the mill grinds it" "How long could you do so f" inquired the miller. "Till starved to death," was the sarcastic reply. A druggist sent his Irish porter into a darkened cellar; soon after, hearing a noise he went to the opening and called out "Patrick, keep your eyes skinned I" "Och ! duce an eye," roared Pat, "but it's my nose that's skint entirely." A learned young lady tHe other even ing astonished the company by asking for the "loan of a diminutive, argenti ferous, truncated cone, convex on its summit, and semi-perforated with sym metrical indentations." She wanted a thimble. Mother 'Here, Tommy, is some nice casteroil, with orange juice in it." Doctor "Now don't give it all to Tommy ; leave some for me," Tommy (who has tasted it before) "Doctor's a nice man, ma; give it all to the doctor."' On one occasion, at a dinner at the Bishop of Chester's, Hannah Moore urged Dr. Johnson to take a little wine. He replied: "I can't drink a little, child, and therefore I never touch it Abstinence is as easy to me as intemper ance would be difficult" Manv have the same infirmity, but are destitute of the same courage, and therefore are rained. Foreign Gossip. The Victoria Cross has been confer red,' for the first time in England, on a colored man, private Samuol Hodge, Fourteenth West India Regiment : A French journal says : A remark able aud perhaps almost unrivalled coin cidence is recorded in the civil registry of Barrur-Aube. In 1866 there were inscribed there 106 births, 106 deaths, and 106 marriages. An Englishman has patented a watch without hands that shows on its face'no figures but those which tell the houi and minute looked for. The figures are displayed as they are wanted, and no others appear on the watch lace. A Paris correspondent of a Belgian journals mentions that the Emperor fainted the other day, on his return from a shooting excursion, and that he is sub ject to faiuting fits after great exertion, but that his general health is very sat isfactory. The latest Exhibition rumor is that some adventurous members of English swimming clubs have determined to swim across the Channel (22 miles!) on their way to the Fxhibition. They are to be accompanied by umpires in boats and are to be furnished with planks to rest upon at stated intervals. This may be well for variety, but most people would prefer to go in the usual way. A letter from Paris, of January. 'J2d, says that A body of peasants, from the depths of Siberia, have ceme to Paris and put up wooden cabins like those of their own country, near the ralace ot the Exposition. "They suffer horribly from the mildness of our climate. The other day, when it was freezing hard enough to split rocks, one of them cried out with a melancholy air, '0, my God, when will it get cool here " Another, thinking it was midsummer, arrayed himself in a calico gown. And a third thus wrote to his father: 'The heat is excessive at Paris; would you believe it? For eight days that we have been here mv nose has not been frozen a single time!'" The other day a wedding took place at the Medelaine Church, between a very noble gentleman and lady, and among the crowd that gathered outside to see the splendid bridal party was a miserable beggar about twelve years old. Now in Pans every one who has not something to sell is carried off to a po lice house, if they stop In the streets, as this one did ; and accordingly an officer was just asking her if she had anything to dispose of, and the poor thing was trembling in every limb for fear of im prisonment wheu a sweet little girl, a sister of the bride, happened to overhear the policeman as she passed by, and to save the ragged olfender, she quickly placed in her band a superb bouquet she was carrying, and, answering for her. said, "Yes, she has these flowers, but she 8ks too much for them, aud I cannot buy them. As she turned to go on, an old gentleman who saw and understooil it all, stepped forward, and, putting a gold piece in the poor child's palm, remarked, "I will give twenty fraucs for it," and presented it to the amiable little angel whose goodness had been more fragrant and beautiful than the choicost blossom that ever graced a garden. Foreign Gossip. For the Little Folks. Star Dollars. Once upon, a time there was a little girl whose father and mother were dead ; and she became so poor that she had no roof to shelter herself under, . and no hed to sleep in" and at last she." had. nothing left but the clothes on her back, and a loaf of . bread in her hand, which a compassionate body had given to her. But she was a good -and pious little girl, and .when she found herself forsaken by all the world, she went out into the fields trusting on God. Soon -'she met a poor man, who said to her, "give me something to eat, for I am so hungry."" She handed him the whole loaf; aad,' with a "God bless you I" walked on further. Next she met a lit tle girl crying very much, who said to her, ."pray give me something to cover my head with, for it is so cold !" So she took off her own ...bonnet, and gave it away. . And in a little while she met another child who had no cloak, aad to her she gave her own cloak. Then she met another who had no dress on, and to this one she gave her own frock. By that time it was growing dark, and our little girl entered a forest; and presently she met a fourth maiden, who . begged something, aud to her she gave her petticoat; for, thought our heroine, "it is growing dark, and nobody will see me, I can give away this." And now she had scarcely anything left to cover herself; and just then some of the stars fell down in the form of silver dol lars, and among them she found a pet ticoat of the finest linen I and in that she collected the star-money, which made her rich all the rest of her lifetime. Children's Etiquette. 1.. Always say, Yes sir; yes, papa; no, papa; thank you; no, thank you; good night; good morning." Never say, How or which, for what Use no slang, terms. Remember, that good spelling, reading, writing, and grammar, are the basis of all education. ( 2'. Clean faces, clean clothes, clean shoes and clean finger-nails, indicate good breeding. Never leave your clothes ' about the room. Have a place for every- ' iriiTirt anil airflrtrr riiniw in its nlaiA VUIU) AAVsV WTVIJ bA-LX 4 am 1W tO.r 3. Rap before entering a room, and never leave it with your back to the company. Never enter a private room or public place with your hat on. 4. Always offer your seat to a lady or old gentleman. Let your companion enter the room or carriage first 5. At the table, eat with your fork ; sit np straight; never use your toothpick (although the Europeans do,) at table, and when leaving, ask to be excused. 6. JNever put your feet on the cush ions, chairs or tables. i . Never overlook any one when read-. ing or writing, or talk or read aloud while others are reading. When con1 versing, listen attentively, and do not interrupt or reply till the other ia fin ished. 8. Never talk or whisper aloud in private room where any one is singiun or reply till the other is finished. 9. Loud coughing, hawking, yawn ing and sneezing are ill-mannered. In every case cover your face with your handkerchief, which never examine; nothing is so vulgar except spitting on he floor. Sunday Readings. Rev. Theo. L. Cuyler declares him self a firm believer in the moral and spiritual influence of an open fire. To make home attractive he says there must be somewhere in the house a com mon family rendezvous, and that ought to present some more radiant attraction than a black hole in the floor, through which hot air pours up from a subter ranean furnace. I was Mistake". A lively writer has said, " 'I was mistaksd' are the three hardest words to pronounce in the Eng language." Yet it seems but acknowl edging that we are wiser than we were pefbretoe our error, and humbler than we were before to o?n it But so it is; and Goldsmith observes, that Frederick the Great did himself more honor by his letter to his senate,stating that be had just lost a great battle by bis own fault than by all the victories he had won. . Perhaps our greatest per fection here is, to escape imperfections, but to see and acknowledge, and la ment and correct them. Jay. The little I have seen of the world. and kuow of the history of mankind. teaches me to look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not ia anger. When I take the history of one poor heart that has sinned and suffered, and rep resented to myself the struggles and temptations it has passed through ; the brief pulsations of ioy. the feverish in quietude of hope and fear; the pressure oi want; ine oeseruon ot tnends; the scorn of the world ; threatening vices within health gone happiness gone even hope that remains the Ion fast gone I would fain leave the errinor soul of my fellow man with Him from whose handt it came. liongfeuom. Some people are as careful of their troubles as mothers are of their babes; they cuddle them, and rock them, and hug them, and cry over them, and fly into a passion with you if you try to take them away from them ; they want you to fret with them, and to help them to believe that they have been worse treated than anybody else. Their trouble makes them selfish they think more of their dear little grief in the basket and in the cradle than they do of all the world beside; and they con sider you hardhearted if you say "don't tret "Ah I you don t understand me you don't know me you can't enter into my trials." Blind A mo. Operations of Conscience. When the nervous energy ia depress ed by any bodily cause, or exhausted by over-working, there follow effects which have often been niimsterpreted by mor alists, and especially the theologians. The conscience itself becomes neuralgic, sometimes actually inflamed, so that the least touch is agony. Of all liars and false accusers a sick conscience is the most inventive and indefinable. The devoted daughter, wife, mother, whose life has been given to unselfish labors, who has tilled a place which it seems to others only an angel would Siako good, reproaches herself with incompetence and neglect of duty. The humble Chris tian, who has been a model to others, " calls himself a worm of the dust on one page of his diary, and arraigns himself on the next for coming short of the per fection of an archangel. Conscience itself requires a conscience, or nothing can be more unscrupulous. It told Saul that be wiil die well in per secuting the Christians. It has goaded countless multitudes of various creeds to endless forms of self-torture. The citiea of India are full of cripples it has made. The hill sides of Syria are riddled with holes, where miserable hermits, whose lives it had palsied, lived and died like the vermin they harbored. Our libra ries are crammed with books written by spiritual hypophondriars who inspected all their moral secretions a dozen times a day. " They are full of interest, but they should be transferred from the shelf of Che theologian to that of the medical man who makes a study of in,, sanity. .r Profwor't Story,