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. Fin ) in a *Fo»%utfti. In the city of Held a. Arkan-A*, tlmir* i'bw it “gemma n ot co ox named Moore, 'who enjoy* the dignity «»f bciug a magi* trate, an* 1 whose gnat wt abnt-.-* i* con veiling that succulent quadruped known tn ‘*po--*i n Ju't acr«-« the r vtr in . Tunic* touaiy ; •-ide- an -titer 'culitd gvlJitnai , who, while » r»t :t n aji.trite, is none the l<$*s soft on the p^uiu qm * lion. Ills name m 1 !e:u t'teui ha* u -trained fat pos-utit that lo lo*> him all Ground like a dog. Having >ottie husiaes til Helena, recently, lie crossed over here accouipnnied nsuMtal, l*y his pet con pun ion. M • t.n : -squire M xu< on one **f the boulevard.* of that uit tropoli», he cxchang ed with him the greiiioge of (he day, whin the f» l owing coi ver :,t.oji t ague I : Squire Moore—Lxok iire, Uom, wat you take tiird.it yere possumi/ Clem- Wul, Squah, I d m'tcare to tell him, but it you want him, I II IctyV i have Iiim h*r live dolla *. , Squire M.—till out, you tiigga, I guh you onedo’lar. Clem—Can’t sell him for dat money, no ’how. Sayir.g which, Clem uer«t hi-* way down (lie boulevard*, the |>u.-*iiin, w hose slei k tu’iw attracted tlie eye »l the magistrate trott.ng along gently in the rear. The Squire looked nonplussed fora mo inent, but seeing a policeman or con-table in the distance, his lace -ml h nl v brighten ed, and he * truck an altitude 01 happy re ilecliott. < ailing to lntn the minion ol the law, he •aid; “Arrest dat niggah wiJ Ihc possum, nu l bring l»ole into hiy coon at once.” I he minion aforesaid did as ordered, and *0011 Clem a .1 his po-siim trembled in the •presence of the mighty Moure. “Clem,’ said the magistrate, you'eaccas -ed of being drunk and disorderly. \V at - ■xuse got to say fur yuraelf?” Clem siaiimiere I his innocence, and pro ic-ted ngnin.-i the charge. “No ulkin, Clem," end the magistrate, “die lu rj court never makes *. mistake, and tsn t gwiue to be fooled in dese piem I8M." Saying whiih ihc harned exp. ;,en. ot -the law turned to a givasy looking tbur.y statue in one corner, and said. ‘‘Mister Klerk, • I;darkey am liued lihe dollars and cost lor drunk, ’toxicating and breech oh de pc ice ” % Clem said lie didn't have the money, an I asked peimission to cross the river and 45-* iL The magifetrnte objected, but I'n.i’.veor. aented on co dition tliHtfieni won <1 leave de “possum" as security till liia return And that's how Spiire M<x»r-, the Hack jurist ol Helena, got his '|mh*siiiii. Ila« Mh ii ( all to lie 4« \l i»«>. 71a- she a call to be a wife who thinks snore of her silk dress than her children and visits her nursery no ofieticr than once a day 7 Has she a call to he a wife wl o spirals livr lime iu reading ihc tale.-* novels,’ compelling her Ill-hand, with d pitted purse, to hire a domestic to supp y b*c .lack of service? lias the woman a call to he a wife who .-cxpeeis her hu-bund lo swallow dilute sroflec, f-oggy hrend.anioky tea, and watery potatoes six day - out ol seven ? Has -he a cull to he a wile who ilirt* with eVery man she meet-, nnd le-crve .*he frown for the home f»r« side ? Ila- she a (all to be a wile who come down to breakfast in abominable cut I |<u. per-, a toiled dressing gown, and -hot? • low u ul the heel f Has she u call to be a wife ivh > l»orc ber husband when lie tonics into fb lion- * with tho history erf a broken teacup, or •the |K»--ihle whereabouts of a inn -in ? broom-handle ? Ha- she a call to be a w ifo who would take advuntaj cf a moment of e< > i ml wreakne-s to extort money or exact a prom. ise 7 Ila* -be a rail to be a wife wlio-c hu*. band - love w ighs naught in the bahii.ee With her in x* 'I , tr nri.dibor* d.iu.n k c if tuiiift or velvet carpi i ? Has she a cull to be a «.'> who tain -• a journey f**r plea-uic having her husband toil in a elo-e «dli. • nnd ha- an «\ • lieu at home, to in r -»t dints # Has she a call t'» be i w ife to whom a ‘lhlsbund's -"ridy • no lie- /real*- f utr Ii* ly blessing ? Has-In a rail to b- a wife It ho hutn %>* out- de "hinder UgH I h* kr*diUinl ? A boekpurt’ barber, ii*® rfTWr d*\. p. k i In- ra/ *r- nnd d iffifi^L .Him ;.s i ■ • • a- leaving lie pi« - it'J hi*’ wife wiihan • 'd pa , ni pNlitftloon* wall the remark •hat -lo* li i i aiway- vi re ii • hr* ceh ♦, •*id "he m .lit Keep these H" a » hivmii • I their ftiuitiy diili "i: ... - The w , in • is not very ,-mry lorh h • an lids ini •ol weep inrmmolab'v, but hung up •I *‘Vlnnti I a man to tid ilie-e pa«.i - i In re % t never h en a man i • them T Kh*i Mati•*vi —for rhcnni.ili-m, a large %h-ce of flam • I well - pritikled w till *i cloir • " I wraj |ad a ml the part uth < nd, * « ton JoU Htl. * ’ '.era* one of the mot successful apple growers in i>nmjUa..i.i. i|i„ orchard iV located on the hill side sloping genii# to the south an 1 f.v>utl» we^i, i* of limestone soil, and made fertile \ \ surface apptioa* tion of manure Tiua >y«teiu he hsl pur *» e l hr fift.en u»>; Tiees, he main ta.ne. should he ted regularly, not too much, bin just enough to make them maintain a healthy, moderate. uniform growth. He applies the washing* of Epad* os* h.o ov»ii larin, ail the r* use as he*, and those of (lie neighboring lime kiln* in bur ning lime with wood, and nl*o taahnre from « H!tie %ard- Whenever he ha* *pare load of fertilizing n a«tvr it g.**** to the orchard. Spread inf the material* on tne surface, although a green sod i* on the ground all over it, the soil is so tmllow he can kick it up with his foot—the young io. t< coming to the surface, or nearly so n«*t being more than an inch or sounder it for lacir food. 'There tu.-y come in con tact wuh light, heal and moisture, the im portant dement* of plant food. Trees trialed under this system arc i.ealthyi strong and vigorous. Although in &Meip valley, liable to the laic spring frosts, he •secures crop* of fruit, while hi* neighbors in more ;avorcd l .calitii - fail. —a ^ •\ <J>iiker married a woman ol the old Church oi hugland. After the ceremony, the vicar aske l (or the usual tees, w hich he .-aid were a crown. The (Quaker, aston ished at the demand. - id it lie woul l -how him an| text in the Scripture* which jirov ed ins lets \v» re a crown, lie would give it to him; upon which the vicar d.rdctly lur tied to I'ruVorU aii.l, where it in -aid; ‘ A virtuous woman is a crown to lur hu bai.d. ’ "Thou art right/' replied the Qua ker, "in thy4n«siit<oii, Solomon was a wise man , there are thy few*, and something he Hie* to buy thee a good pair ol gloves. ’ At a I gave tes i.iiionv as follows ; "I \va^ iai*c I a hard* -liell; l wa- taught from childhood ‘elec tion, election ; 1 grt w *o inanhoo*! wiihoiit b* ing converted, and '.as troubled beyond measure to kn.*w whether I was one of the eh'Ct, f uiidly ns! wa* dsiving along the road otic day, I reasoned time: 1 uni not a Christian, but I want to If saved, if I am to be elect t I I mii.-t be* ome a candidate l*.r election, at.*l, brethren, the moment J i r. nine a c.uni laic* f was elect- i ."’ome people may think old Santa Anna is dead, but they are mistaken, lie not only live*;, but hus come to the Mjiface ujtain. on the occasion ol the prc-etil chno lic stale ol M* \u:an jiolitics, as a cnnl.dau l*r the Presidency, the old onc-leggcd hero is hev*my four\iai *. » 11, but lull ol *»pir*t an*l hope as until he |*in»pouslv summoned Zicli. I a; lor to surrender at Pucnu Vista. A litiisv.llc wife pi net I a t>»v .«n;i!,c in lur husband * boot , aud iheu could hard ly get breakfast because of her snickering at lii- performance v heu be di-covercd it lie lirnt look*d in the mirror, nnd went and threw hi - demijohn of old rye into the mill race, lie drank thirteen i .ip) of * >f fe>* at breakfast, an.I for fevcral evenings n*t< rwaril a-t**tii-lu. i his children by g j.ng to bed **i V oVock each i^igl't. A couple horn the backwoods of Tenn* ♦ ijee arrive I ;.*t Nashville on their bridal tour, nn*l, on calling for a room, \v*re shown into the elevator, which they in innocence look l*»r a h«d>rooni. When the servant,w ho lui*l gone for ome maiciit returne*!, lie found them parti illy dis robed and ex prtr-ii.g lh»*ir li->.ut hi the cloaene-s of the ro*»ln and t!• t* h*MiiM h% • pu»g accommodation* If l*ooksarc false ai d wicked, ■•••..right «•» ftar them a* evil -j ids l*K**e ; ••mg n . r*s in* --a/ s from liie P.i lnf of l.ic* whodec».vi* the heart of evil men that they him «pn id abroad ihc p o- ui ol l.i lalse and lout ini-«/ig* s, putting good lor evil and evil lor g*»**d. sweet lor hill* rand bitu r for svvici. and .tying to all men * I too, Imm' a tree of knowledge, arid von may nit i,|'the fruit there-jf .mi 1 not d < Vm 1m 1 * them not. •Sup}.** I • re -*'.«! irgnr- llrit 11 clical rhetrotieinn the lion. Iletijamiii P ItutVr, ‘what ol it? Siij •• f-o soiio* Man sf«'lls a million that ii only 'cuts >i | cc and the A im i an | • • pie won t h<* so *.m»i»!/h fo nifilte n hi* * about *u< Ii a trifle/' A farmer out We-r height j^iuw <• «*k stove. J In fun* ral in his I ml a ».i v door hung. l»;Mn w v . k and I id thirty new |*»ms *»f ylae* pm . . the win •lows all in the same day The lay before j hi* ‘ help tried Ji * light a lire in ti e e«K*k | stove wil'.i coal oil. A man in Michigan s vApp 1 lia I* >; *c 'or a wif An ol I hachelot a* piamta* <:e ‘ .id hed bet there was emm thing w.ong ! with the 1 .»r-e. or it* owner • * • • v.-r have loo! 1 it away »*• that itckh -s man* tier. •I he |*r a very *»«••• h «*o-m . tr i uk.v "Yea; lie was ivo. 1 just h I * A. B. WOODCOCK, DKAI.EK lx CLOCKS, " ITCHES YND JCWELKY, at J/urp.T s- ;r.6i « rui(tx> AI I N, I . Ill s riMiTON, X, f„T v v ' ' *1, I a • I b*r <a)+ « hc ip for caalt. • k«. W«tcS,4 „„l ci..,n„, Ml| r |atctf i at abort u .ticc, anJ , a*,. GEO WILHELM, with ni:xsMom: a ro„ u uoi i s %i.,: . LIQlOR DEALERS, Teas. Toliavco, I'iftars, \e , Ac Hurl,el *1.. bet. I i ••n, SeeoiMl. iu>22nlif POlirSMOl Til. 0. r. J. o.au J. t. riSH,«. K. A. LOPVIt li. CRAWFORD HOUSE, Cor Sixili ah I Walnut ol* , oihstciisj1TATI, - O OIKKkd < «►. Prop riel or*. ELLICOTT HOUSE, WEST MAIN STREET, HILLSBORO', - _ OHIO, A. T. COOK. Proprietor. (iuo 1 Stabling attached an I bill* reasonable. uy22ylp St. Charles Restaurant, A. L. WILLI,IAMB, PROPRIETOR, •S' on l Airnut!, <>/>;.,.«•/, Fr.eijht LKjhX, llLSTINliTOX, w. VA. Oysters, Pigs’ Feet, Tripe, Sic., IX BVEKV Srvl.K. ’ll ti s t r 11.1. not icn. i -»;.irs, Table. Notions, Lamed Fruits, A,-., always oil hand. my22>f TBi^ZESLIHSr UrlOTJSE, HUNIIXGION, W. V \., Thin! Avenue, het Oth A loth ats. ri itus. si.ah ■>!:■( my. •* -1 MECHLIXO, - Pr.rod* ./ • ■"■n Wo//. 1/ />. J/. /, M Al l, A 111 FI l\4.TOV ,S UIKIKUXS .1XI) FH YS/< l.\XS OOtee at Wall A Ruffing!, n’s Itruir St..rs, cor ner ot Eighth Street anTThird Avenue, III \ i invtos. Wi st Va. Of nett Hoi ks Finn 7 to lit A. M., and from 7 to 9 I*. SI. J. ’I. LAI Mi. ATTOllNKV AT LAW, tifxrrxi.Tox, \\t>r va. _ Oflieo on Third Avenue between Ninth and Tenth streets. vln.t j trsTter. r.insos. I.. e. itairts, II nntinglon. Itai hoursvitie. 4.1 USOV A 1(14 KI.IIN, Attorneys at Law, 'VIII practice in the County of ('abell am! ad join in - CountiiM. • • m i.- a i iii 1 promptly returned. ! T. n. KLINE. \V. T. TII(iMt*H0N. ki.im: a i iHHirs«». ATTOllNUYS AT LAW, CABKM. C. II.. WKST VA , " ill «lt»*nd promptly l** all hii-ini*-* ciitru#tt*d t" llicm in Tiln.l, \Vayiu-, Lii< .In and .1 I j •. * *» inpf oounti iny2*2it' JAM II. KWU ' V . II. IIAUV IIY. IT4RCU \ *1 I1Alt\* ATTORNEYS AT l.AW, III N I INiiTON, W. V \ Ofli- .* » n Ki.»’tih fr»** f L' lw .-n ^1 nd md Third Avcnii . Al .. at C:■«•« II V. II. /;. F. BEESON, jiibf.snono. o/no. OiTl .• .,\»»r X| .rr •• • l»rv <• ■• i •' rc, corner. ■ M . .• .1. I li.-h lhi'in in nil the f» urt«. and 1 «IMinn« ’ r'tnptly amiidtd to. 11.yZJ1.1hp U Mil \ M M |IM I\, . I.ate -r y ir^itti i.) ATTORNEY AT LAW, m x 1 iv rox, w v \. *»r •» i n T ird A »f *.'!••, I» iMffi Nimh an 1 T*tfh ntn. myJI.'nly N. W. HAINES, Ag't. fsiit«* onvinrtirxlrr, \ n.j Maunfncturtr of all kind* of CIGATIS, and Icah r in all kind, of I 'lti ’Cti)'/ flint Siil'i’i ittff TobiiCCO, Viri -. -M FI' FTC., Kre, .'Ird \% citin'. Im*Inrrii Will A l<Mh sl-4, I. . I n HUNTINGTON. At I AT A H44.lt! A . Ma» tr. JOHN *1. 4 III.KKY Contractor and Builder, III vr/.v.. /■'• '. r r A., Pr foM .,k-T .. • • r r I oil linj h.'O <• .•her In tlun 1 ■•,.••■ 1, nr > I , ». Kn»|»l< r»n; tt.'ft■’ htil r/.mtt' i^n* .X'.rVmni, he wr»rpi»nl all In* a* rk !•* g'*i* «»•* 1: . • nU ». If. 4 0 11 <1. WELL DIGGER A TUMP MAKER. J! 4. Fr. t nt. vr.,r !,«,,! /.,/■•«(-, \ T W 1 » 1?pan 1 •* I t • * • «»i- • Ion. • r »• ,f r..; I. K -r | :i • n ,\lirt l I . » \ j- , or a J ! 1 GEORGE CVI LEX, Watchmaker Sr Jr icchr, Third Avenue near Tenth Street, Hl XTIVtiTOS, w. V 4.t Has |*rrinan- iiilv loraltj in this siil is int'iiaml to ' k'lo ». •rk in thr \enr br»t man n f. •* *nori ui'iiof, ana •' irtimiuaM# price*. lie aUu keep- on ban I a supply ut Watcbc*. Jewelry, and other *•• • !• iu hi* line, to «bi< li he itivitc* thr attention «*f the public, r. nfi lent that hr will hr able to give entire •atMaction. Call and reel jeH-*72iy. KfiCialar « liirlnnatl, «.aallla»olla, and kauunlia llitrr.raikrl. Kittie Hegler, J. !>. 11 Kill.Kit, ( V?y#f<r#M. Art*i Ukown, Clerk. Leave* Cincinnati every Tuesday at 5 o'clock I*. M. Leave* Charleston arery Sat ui lav at V o'clock A. M. nlHf <#>•*. A’ L>ii*lteg. J. L. Jvh*M/.«a. H*. !.. Laidley & Johnstons’ PKAl.KRt |M GROCERIES, UHAIN, HAY,ti„ Cor. 3d Avenue & 10th Street, 1JUN ITNOTON, \V. V : An excellent gtock ol FLOUR. BACON, COFFEE, SUdAR, MOLASSES, TEA, .SMOKED MEATS. TOBACCO, Sec., Cnu.tan'ly on han<l. CttUMTK T MKUCHA\TS ati-l others will do w. II to gi\e uj a call, an wo "ITcr great inducement*. augdtf **OkI 1 last «t►!lalifMl" Merchant Tailoring -AM) GENTS’ FURNISHING KMTAIILINHM KNT. IRON'ToN, OHIO. M HILB & CO. Would res|»ei*tfully inform tha eititen* of IIontingtoo and surrounding country that they have, AT A <•HEAT EXPENSE, secured the service* of one of the llent ( utters in the II est nnd in connection wi»|» their MA aXIFTCEXT STOCK j -OK FINE PIECE POODS, they hope t. give sail'faction. Thankful for •ha pn«t patronage mi liberally h*>itowi>(| upon them, th»y hope to merit a continuance of tho *«•«. v I nf,if l». f. tUVIg, a HR HTKKX. Jt T. It A VIS .€• CO., Wholesale Deafer* »n Groceries and Liquors, FLOUR. FORK Se, BACON, j f 'oni' ,• *v' t’ond ,(• J4t!ten urn, xtn,% I HO*TON, OHIO. Country Produce taken at highest market price. IE T. imis A (O., AOKNIS FOR S PENCK It. M.KAV & CO S , rr.i.Kwt.%TRD ..i /./•; a vj> nom / /;. ! jul27tf AMERICAN HOUSE. JAMES M GILLIN. PROPRIETOR, J M .trruar l,.hr..„ '),h f |(|fA J III NNVnrnN, tvi>r VA. tfully inform* the puhli* iltat hr i* *1111 |.r# j err.| i.. _jivr general sii«la 'Hon to all who ' may l i t him with their patronage. u,'»y MERCHANTS’ HOTEL, ticriiiHiffc, fro/irietur. Corner Secnml Avenue a.A Ninth ntr'et II I N I I M. IOV Wi> r V A. mi; tot POOR AND HONEST? • ■ I . n. t . iim. .,n »*•! iM. .win.llml l.» i" i ■f.-il.l. .I..nt..,,. vv.- » ii . i- »-II - 11. til Y «f •|.r wo-k. ai< i • v.rjrlliing, in an ti"n»raM« »n.| tlfl li... »'*««■ kn-wn «n«r" «• II... mil rmi.nl'. ... If ■lint nl. A - ■•• • >.■ ' rl..r ,,n„r ni'n.n l w..n,.n. •I. tt liUIlKH A CO . Marlon, ". Sower Pipe. flit bM quality if Stoneware Sewer Pipe in an Ufa. til fed and for «ah >.y W. 3?. HARRIS, O. v' ad /,.r /v fee /,.«•#. v I n I RALPH IM.rK. JOHN HAMILTON. a ii % ^in/rov f. WVVEIIH, noM'ty.o Ka»ph l.ee*r will attend rrgi irly ihe fir •«l|t < .»uri* in I he . am. * of I shell ami Wityri. . I» a II g.te an. nt.on in land ♦id 11 •• lie1 lo.n **f d'-h,«, tie may *!-,» hr »i*ied a- i the l„k, .| a* u* y Mp*a re*| *»ta» »e -Ml.V. TI ta 4 I HO?. W. M K AN?. l'r+*>*lrnt W. VV. JOHNSON, l , Trert lrnt K VIA I HI*, l Second National Sank IRONTON. OHIO. HI'ITAL, i'XMHHt. SI RPLIS, Drj >**»ts» rccoDcd and collection? m.ido *>u all point* in th# country. Interest Allmrett on Timm Dejtosit*. Draft* for ?al* « n Kuglatid, Irclaud, ?e«t laii.l. Franco and • lei man y . wylimft K. M ATIlKlt, Cu,birr. A. J. £ NS L 0 W DAAKKtt 12* Corn, Hay, Oats, MILL FBBDi Lime, Cement, and Plaster. I'Ol \L l It S // WGL ES .l.iij* .m ImnJ fur Sale cheap. 0-0033 IOE j ilHirrrul the rnlitt ..a.un to t'U.toni.rf, ti | (h« Luvut Hukh. beeoutl 4tenn<- opposite KulIrMtf Ofllee. Miiy 15, tf. GIDEONS CHEAT CLOTH INC 1101 SK! j All III* I'opulut- Styles’ .411 Hie I.it test Novelties! All file Newest rabrirs t j SPUING AND SUJTKEE STOCK lINEiJI A LED in this City, County and Stab* , in extent and variety, just opened. Ii rut • i Lrarr* Suit*, Cout*, I’lint*. Vr.-t-, Karnhliing j Good*, «f avery description, fur all claw* *„d occasion*. Al*u a full lino of Trunk*, Valin**, j Hal* and Cap*. !QoATS, * I UU QUITS, t {, no 1 Q"'TS, S 00 QUITS, 7(10 ! Qu.lTS. *00 guns, j oo Qua is, 7 no quits, 12 mo Q".vrs, 10 00 QUITS 15 on '(Midi's mill Kuj'h < lotbiuK a rpeeinlity. Look at the price*. goKv i u.\ /.N, t 3"l.\'M//Ais Bor*' CoA a <* 3 > v .st n.y % 3oys'coats, tm 3")' 7> s * 30T.S’ « o.t 7> c i*> 3^)1' ,snrs * My Ktock f-.r spring nnd Summer wmr «in L m <’<• * a 11 «|ualiti«* of gun da, at all price*, t«* ****** *11 **ku want clothing. No maiirr wba* • (.rice, high nr low, juat a- you warn to j*ay, I ran armtnin 1 nlato \ >>u. My *t »rk an* ptirrha** d r\pre*-|y to m.rl Ijir want*..f tin** < iiv of Ihllll iligfni,, and lue people g< nrrully of ibo surrounding ecu it trv. Pleiwr givn me a rail at my riuthing In p.’.f corner It Ii Awtiuoiitid |l)lh strict. HAM L. Oil)RON. Huntington, May 20, In;/. my it. E. E. RANDALL, OTAI Kit l\ FURNITURE, LOOK 1X0 liLARSKS, MAI It \SKKM, i*i(11 hi; hiamks, .1 lit. lwwr,( pride. FOR CASH. Per-onal attention given t •» Undertaking Mi.7 :•!/.//<• rAX/.M, C AkkliTN 4>l)f OIT IVi <■»»xr a\ ri.r <»% m wi». Repairing d-.n® at abort omic*. Call .nd*«f rne. Mil Third ter nil- het«ocn Eighth A Nip It street*, II11 -•ion, W, \ a. my/rif Tim Baltimore Gazette. a i.k »nun nmocRATir CU.M M Kill IA I.. am. K.\ MII.Y .IOCUN A I, ft contain* *fi »-*ng Editorial *’■ ?m#i* nt* n variety #.f Mi- elt..„rou* nintfer; «p «.«l Tel cgraiii-, an l all the I •-reign H,„l |».,mcli< Ntwarcrni. I Ly ,| . 4 |.r„M. „„„ having a and *1 >iy increasing rdrenta tir*n, i* on® ui liii lM*#t udv* ni-ing in- •Hum* n tbe country. Trent* ol I tie Dully. Per*».mn!n, in advance . - $9 #0 • luoiitha, u •• 4 :,g Merkl), Per mnum, in ,vdvan ® - | Jd H mouth-, **««-.- | to Kperimrn o<py *ont gratit on applieatlan. Aldrco WET.PIf, TAYLOR Jk CO., D4 R or BiiriNuRilTiitT. Bxltinort, MJ