The Huntington argus. [volume], September 05, 1873, Image 3

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Omy A Kkyoiykk —A man recently
entered :i rtic* restaurant and ordered »n
•d d*or»te dinner. lit- lingered long »t th«r
f*‘de. and waumI ii|> with a little ol nine
•‘hen lighting a rii-ar hr had orterrd. hr
I’-i-ire'v sauntered up to the counter and
*i I io i hr proprietor
\'vr\ tine ilinner, landlord Just charge
it to me. I haven’t pot a rent "
• B'lt. I ilon*t know you,' said the prn
pr:*‘t«*r. very indignant.
-Of course you don't If you hud you
wouldn't hnvc let me hnre the ilinner ”
ell, you n u-t pay foe the liinner I
“ A ml p:»v I can’t
J II s e .tUiiit that said thr pr.iprulor
* ho had snatched a revolver out u !ih
iltawer, leapvi) over the counter and col
lared ike man. ix Ih.mi'i g a* hr pointed
a his I ten. I ‘N<\v »ee it volt nill get awav
with that ilinner without paying for it. you
scoundrel.
"What i* that ' ou hohl in your liaml?"
-«!•! the impecunious customer, drawing
back
l h.it. sir. is a revolver.”
•*» that's a revolver. i*» i»? 1 don't care
a fig for a revolver. I thought it was a
stomach pump."
Extk \.»ki»inakv Answi.kks—A pupil of
Abbe Sicor I gave the following extraordi
nnrv answer.-:
‘What is gratitude/
<•ratitu.lv is the memory of the heirt "
4What iri hope?’
‘Hope is the I loaaoiti of happiness.'
*W hat i- the difference bet ween hope ami
desire?*
Hedre is a tree in leaf, hope is a tree
it. thiwer, enjoyment is a tree in fruit.’
W hat is eternit*?'
A day wilt.out yesterday or to-morrow —
a line that has no end.’
’ W hut is God?'
'The necessary being, the sun of eternity.
t!:e merchant o» nature, theews of justice,
the watchmaker of the universe, and the
soul i>4’ the world.'
*i>oes find reason?*
Man reasons, b cati-e he doubts: he de
liheratea, he decides. God is omniscient;
He never douhts lie therefore never reu
t |.it ) iiiaii'i Ururr.
A young married friend tells tin* joke
on herself, perpetrated by it little direr
) i'Jir-ol.l * pride of tlie family. She is* t i»r>
o»»ly pledge of love that has* twined itself
aroiiml the heart ami nllVction* liimteil
A few evenings since a minioer visited
die lAinity and remained until after i**h —
At tlie table the revcreiied visitor n«ked the
Ide-sing, and the little one opened her eye*
t » the fullest capacity in startled wonder
rnent She eould not under-tand what
had heeii done, and it wan with great per
suasion that her mother eould keep' her
ijniet during the lime they were at the table
When they had left it, she walked up to
the minister for whom she had tormed a
ureal friendship, and said
“What did you ►av at the tahle before
we commenced taiing?'
My little darling, I thanked Hod lor
h - goodnefl>« in giving u* to eat, ho that we
might grow an.I he strong
"ihipa don't aay that.’
‘ Wlmt doe* your papa say?*’
I’api »*nvh. iiodlemiglity, what a aup
per! *'—Lower Courier,
It was the second battle of Hull Hun
that a cannon hall carried oil a poor old
Soldier’s leg
‘Carry me to the rearl” he c i*d to a
tall Yankee companion who had hern fight
i g hy hi* si-le.
I'iie Yankee caught the wounded sold nr ,
iif* and as lie wa<* nhoiif to pm him aero-*,
hi- shoulder*, another cannon I all curried
a way the poor fellc w * head The Yankee.
)•••« ever, m the confusion, did not notice
t!ii<. hut proceeded with his huiden toward
' What are yoa carrying that thing oil
t >r' cried an officer.
riling’' returned the soldier It'* a
Mian with hi« leg shot off
Why, he hasn t any head' cr’ed the
The Yfttkee looked at U « load, and for
t ie lirst time • w a hat the officer “«u| mi*
true rhrowing down the body, he thun
der e« I out
I ontoutid li'tol he told mi it was hi*
leg'
1*0014 4%l*ri0l'l» -A lllgli* J« V||.*H til).
4 flnok to f«l' M «j«*r .Ici'iee Hr met .1 »,,•*
jn »* plrncr in .lereey ;ink<*.| .lone*
l r In* i^tekef (took .1 • *tir*f* rei'i-** I to tteM
llitfltM i*v ('ink .lour" I*% llif lurk, mm-I
n ul^rttNik to nioikv Uoti «l. *nt* ftfflti.
M 1*1 It Of* lot I * ft 11 Am ko'ir At tltr
•
it- liijrli'VMtoiMn rotofiirnevd rttliotf In
fru'h i- I lie < onteni" wniniMih-i '>» ri/li*
I r»i otf.4" ' I-III*" alljou \r grit K 1
«**"l • W|iu« I* I-I- >oo lijrf.f me |ofi^r'
l»..l • I illnl to I'** e***••• jh
to l»tre only eighteen cent- a >S">«I
*•**« 4«* l»A\e tiie "bole world Ln *w »t *
r*.r ffirl* in SjirififflfM Mk« . f*r*o»v
a/o ■up|ilie*l by the |*ro|*rieior#* nrkche**
i*V <«W, «n order that iliey may r*u4 wi ate
tin e ia talking
I* Hi' I! —Mill* * sigh is heaved,
many h lirart i* broken, many a iilei* ren.
iJrrv.i iHi»fmlilr by l he irrril-lc infatuation
• Inrii |irr^4»tM« oitru fuanilr-t m cIkhm i^
* life companion for their <Wug liter*. llow
»* *•<>—ilhe lor happiness to result from
tli« uiUoii ot two prmcipVs a* diametrical*
•y op|«o*ed to each oilier in every point, as
'irtiir to vice? A ml Inn i»<tcti is wniltii
r* nsideied a heitcr rr»>Httinfn nation for
turnip iu« n than virtue? 11 *w often is it
iuc* first qiUfHt on wli.ch is asked respecting
tlic suitor ol * daughter, this. “Is he rich? ’
Hut Jut’s 'hut fttfrd any rvitleiu'c that he
will make a ktml and affectionate hus
band? * I* he r:ch?' Yes, Ilia clothing
is pin ph* and tine linen and he lures sump*
tiiousiv every day; hut, can you tell him
Irom this fact that l.e is viituotiv? “Is h<t
rich? Yes, lie has thousand* ll mating Oil
every ocean, hut do i ot riches sometimes
lake to themselves wings and lly away?
And will you consent that your daughter
shall main a man who has nothing to
recommend him hut his wealth? Ah, tie
ware! The gilded halt sometimes covers
a bearded liook. A*k not, then, *'i* he
rich? hut * U he virtuous?’’ A*k not,
then, il lie has wreahli, hut has he honori
And do not sacrifice your daughter* peace
*or moiiev
Tilt* I(ll!si»orOUgll X- <rs *;|\8 ill'll C *|»|
Trimble Mi d Mr B»rin v of Dayton have
J'M reiuriu l »r«*m New V >rk In I an in
lerview with Pro-t. Huntington of the C
A i * U K i. ini are )»o«itiveiy assured l»\
thal gentleman that the latter compaiw
“had itiliy and finally deo.dcd to huiiil our
road u* noon nstlicv cmuM command ili«.
money hy the Mile of their bond*;’’ that at
present the demand for money lor the build
I'.g of new roadrt was <n excess ot the supt K.
hut that a hotter Plate ol it m looked lor
next Spring, it not before, ami that had Mr.
Huntingti n poM his stock in the Centra.!.
I’avilie road as he tried to do, the road
through tihto would lnr e been commenced
this Miniiner Well, we are read} here for
a railroad, imm Pr*st Huntington nr any
oilier loan —I ronton Journal.
Chief JumliT.
It" tlie President will X> whnt a Wash
ington special says he intends to do, • ap
point a man for Thief-.)muire, independ
ent «»l political considerations. and one
whom ihe lawyer#* of the country won!«i
indorse,’ why not take either .Judge
PdacK. of Pennsylvania, or Caleb (.'ashing,
o| Massachusetts? They stand in ihe
very front rank of the pro'ession. They
are men of brains ami they have immense
legal experience. Tt on there i«* William
M Kvarlft, of New York, and Wm S.
Ornesbeck. Ohio. Either ol those gent I e
nien would make an able ami dignified I hu f
Justice, and the country would he satisfied
with them — f iiirinn iti Enquire
An aged couple on Wooster st are verv
fon I of checkers, and play quite frequently)
When he heats at the game, she looses her
temper, and dec hire#* ahe will not plav
again. It vexes him to have her act so.
hilt he controls the irritation, and talks to
her about it lie tells her how wrong it
i- lor people of their Rg«* in li»e to be dis
turbed by such trsll 's, an i kIiow s her so
clearly the folly of such ft course that »he
becomes ashamed of her weakness and
returns to the game, and pirns it so well
llint she beats him Then lie throws the
checkers in one d.nctinii, and kwa-* the
board in nunthi'r, and snvs he wdl nev*r
play with iioIhx’v who cheats so all fi redly
and talks moodily to bed an I leaves her
lo pi« k up the things—Paniury Xctct.
M.S JiutiiAill Will) H Sprightly* olil ht'l V,
in her nun-lretli tear. who lit.I long prom
is«*i| her han.Jsome fortune !o her nephew.
He Inn! waitnl for it half ti century
hopit |» daily to have the pleasure of clot*
ing her «lving yen, ami fingering her mon.
e\ Kerry night, if he h-rtnl th • slight*-t
sound in the house, h« hastened to her door
in the I**»i«l In.petliat hhdrarul I aunt *nn
in tl:e hint pains, an I his day ot nn
wnsakhanl At list she rung the h •
violently :it one o'clock in the niorniny
lie flew to her bedside she inn*»t he .lying,
he was sure of it. iiful glad ol if, too
* Aunt, dear min' what can I .Jo for
"I/i1 .lohn nothing* the matier Its
fh« lintul Apiif. fool you I aim dead
An A a k vi %hi» t Kn ihiun—I he most awk
war»l circa* on in a voting no nan e career
shis Hiikin*, i* when she returns Iroui tin
wedding trip jmd for the li-st tune invitee
her frii ..-I- to breakfast in her own huu*e
■■*!«»• feel- ihnt ail eye* »ire upon Inr. ami
tn.i* in.pi ri'.jf iitin fe me hunt* sihtoj.
llw****v»nt i«ti*fer*es f.er new f #* In
•tie tumult •»' her fliiniiotn ■••e |h.»i - tft,«
h l su'.r »» in. sugar Imttl, autre ene
•ls»* n * «•. tie* wifti m i, sculps 11.e huttr
a ith f he « .. v • ,,f |,# r momma go urn. * itr. t.
the tiwu *rom fi»e waste low!, burn
fi»»g*r- ign ’ s? the roller urn. gets red i
the face, ami finally. unlr*s she •» « fnirml.
of cast iron re*«dnfion, hursts info h i!ch> *
of tear*, % fitch all the pang* el •oera1
• * • ' • » ’ ht 1 huug»r are inpitnit to
Pu*nhroker* ar* and to prefer ciiatcr
tnera a o are without any rvdctini g qua!
GEOIiGE CULLES,
'Watchmaker Sr Jnrdcr.
Third Avenue near Tenth Street,
M CBTI 'WT»> , W.
Hi* porniAnrntW lornfrtl in
tbit city, un i i. prvpnrrtl to
»<>rk in ihc vcrv l»c*t umti
at rvaM.na.ihlc |.nce*.
lie al»(> keep* on hand a foot) »uf»|»ty ol
” alche*. Ji wilrjr, and other goods tu \u* lino,
to which he invite* the attention of the t.uhlic
confident that he will he able to give entire
satisfaction. Call uni aee! Jv»-’7!ly.
SADDLKHY
harness
I w.-ulJ inform tlir |>eoplc of CiUH coutl) .
Ili*i 1 hnv« removed to tlarr city of Huntington
• here 1 barn opened n »h..p in Vint. tVhitn'n
block, next to the Chesapeake Saloon, for
carryiug ou the
SADBLERY & HARNESS BUSINESS
In All If* Ill'llm-lic*,
I wiil keep it gooj supply on liuiij ol
Harness, Urn rtf and lay/if.
SAikoi.i'sor %i,i. hiadn.
CART t; R l us,
WHIPS AND HARNESS TRACES.
Having had •••.any yearn experience, I will
guarantee ntiffuctjon in nil work intruded to
WILLIAM HHOWN,
Octl2n21y. Huntington, W. V«.
tri
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N. W. HAINES, Ag’t.
■ oniiiiflioaier, >h.
Manufacturer of nil kind* of
ait'l dr»!er in nil kind* of
Chewing anti Smoking Tohnrco,
I’ll’KS, BNI'PK. KTC., KTC,
:ir<l til.«*. brlnrrn (Ml. «V I.Hli ula.
Three door* *»c<t of Ibe Urealin lluunf,
HUNTINOTON,
u i;vr viik<»i>i %.
May 25, if
Furniture Polish
Manufactured and aold l>y
Mn rlh (i in A- Frazier.
IH’XTIXOTOX. W V A.
Afcenf* wanted in every county In the State.
t<> mhoui a liberal comiaiaaiou will he given.
CRAWFORD HOUSE
*%**r Sitili him) Walnut at* ,
ci3srci3sr3srA.Ti, - o.
0\lil.k d to. l*r«»|»rl«‘lor*.
L WISE A SON,
Merchant Talors
AND
run uncus.
w. old re#ju e»fal'y nf-rm the eitin r « ».f || •>n9
■••/»«.t. an ? I 1 ball e«unty, th;*t ..»»»• «.( th*- tirn
*'•! * 1*it tUi* j'lare e»*ry faur we*;*, *,'b ,
l«*rK* « f
KAMIM.K «;oo|»S.
I I.Jtllr ••(ipfaetii.lt ||l . f.|ep.
• ••ft •• 1 hi' Hritich Store ,f |, \%'i«« ,t r.
Kifhlh at ret t letanii See. n ' and Third \ ee
imt». ai|| tto ivr |»rom|M tUention.
I. > L“K A <«ON,
»<|*2*nJ9y h.rl«ta..«(h, 1),
Rllillfi HOt AK.
Prendorgaet & Jenniags, Proprietor.;
Pouts hoc tii, Ohio.
1 hi. la ooo of (he he it hotel* in hvuibtrn
Ohio, and it ccavtnuntlj loeatad for trawler*
Cirr. W. U MAl'HY. 1.. U KKXKI1
MADDY & SENNET,
ST E A M M«» A T A <J 1'. NT**.
RECEIVING. FORWARDING,
i'V.qniNMOX MKK4IIANTM.
And l>«nlrrn in
l*'LOl'11, SALT, CKMUXT.
WHI re |»4 GRAY Link,
an*! General Agent* (.rail kind*of Stontaan.
Or«l«rt *oHrtted. iW'hhh
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STAIR JtmniXG in every style, or material furnished ready to put up
TittHD A VOTE ABOVE ELEVENTH ST . II INTINTToX. W. VA
n %NS, UOOI»SON A CO..
MAM FAm IIKit* OK
Chewing and Smoking
TOBACCO,
Fonat 11 ill, Summers 1 o . H*. | 'it.
W. L». \VO«»U. AUKNT>
//1mttm/tun II «•/ I'li ,
Will promptly all.I to all onlrnu
FEMALE SEMINARY*
Tnr Academic* term of this Institution e»tn
lui-niM*.- tin- middle of September and closei* the
oi.rri-j...mlin^ time the f<« 11 • •« ing June.
Thi- is the largest f.rut claim Institution in
Virginia. It hn* a corps of upward* of Iwcntv
• lliccr* and teacliera. The Kiiglish course r\
Ifiiiivn and thorough.
A lvuntilir«** for Ms.io and Language « cannot
he * nr palmed.
S* v« n M a*i>- Teach* r*. four Instrumental and
Ihroo Vooal, are rimptnsllj employed, wlmne
reputation ha* hern eatended where* er thr
A resident Preach g »vrrnrm and native
Fr.-iirh gcntleim** «••«< h pupil* to *|.cak the
language well u. read and writ*, it.
rhr lti.iltl.it/ for rotufort, el.‘t-in «• and con
renirncr unaurpamtrd in ibi* Malr,
I or full particular* sddrrM Mins M J. lUin
The character and reputation of the School
ina* hr learned from the annexed teat imonial*
fi' in gentlemen whoar position and character
*C»'r vi«lue t« thrir commendation*:
"Two of fny dnugli’er* havr hren pupil* of
M.-« Baldwins Srlmtil, i liavr t It u • Into me
familiar with hrr «y*teut of in«fruction and the
n.erita of the I nat ituf ion. The Sr bool i< H
riiriariaa h* uphold, in which love and duty
are the controlling power*."
Ai.kia*i»k* II. II. StfmT, Staunton, Vs.
"I eonsid. i fhi* School M* amongst the beat,
if no* the Terjr be-t in the South "
University of Virginia.
"I n gar I this Sc hool m. it* whole rrg.ni/a
tion and <«nduc», m. worthy cd thr wnreaertrd
eotiAdeti 'e ol parents who wish their daughter,
taught round learning' graceful accomplish
A. J. ENSLOW.
STAUNTON, VA
Corn,
Oats,
MILL FEED;
Lime,
Cement,
and Piaster.
V0VLA11 SHIXdLKS
ataay* ob band f»t Sato cbfay,
Wp«ond \tfnnf 0|>po«lt«- H»ilr*a<l
Mdk
May It, if
Cincinnati & Wheeling Packet,
-A-IbTZDES,
OH AS. ill 1ILKMAN. Umih.
l£ow M i'hi. km an Hr rk
Hoing up. wrlfn at Huntington at |«>|vt *
»»» c\»r\ Hatnrriav.
down, arrive* at Huntington at 6
o'clock p. ut. on WrJuritlayi.
REMII.AR
Kaiuwh* a ad Cincinnati Packet
Thr new, elegant. hntf la,vt pn**e tiger
Steamer Julia No. 2,
j, r. i:t:rsolus, w...^r,
./ // STR.ITTOX, rterl.
Having been purchased «*»rer«ly for the tratio,
nn-l thoroughly refitted at*l repaired, will run
regularly a* follow*:
l.enve* t'lm-innnti every Tue«.|a\- at | p. ra
paaaing Huntington every W,.ln«• «.*»*» at 7 p tn.
I.eares t'herle*ton every Saturday at V a in.,
purring Huntington every Sun.lay at ; a tn.
/ rin turinZ/r, I.m^omJo Ur, llnnlft/IttM, Itnf ,
f 1 iri/tl, roll. ftn'.Hry, t*A/>nt./, /rimtoit OMti
(irermuft /#.• a/v ,„j,r /Vniif,
vJ. O. CROSSLEY,
Ueo. W. Bay, (\iptain.
<S W Bai.I., ilrrk.
The Trorrley lira nt Huntington on Mondavi
.vml Thurrtlajr* until the arrival of the |o a. iu
timn ..n tlio C. A U. U. H ami .• mnect* at
In>ntun with •tenmer Telegraph lor 1 inelnnati.
ljn«-etigor» amt Freight through wit» ut extra
Huntington urn! C* u 11 i ]»ol in
ID-A.II-.ir PACKET.
1 ho now mill elegant passenger strainer
BILLY COLLINS!
KK<\ YAICIIAN Cnpt
.1 W Mi <Vi,i,f»i (ill, (’!frk
)lni< entered the whore trade permanently,
and will carry lV-o>rngcr* and Knight at the
l."wi-t Hat.*. Wo will give particular atten
i»«.n tu all Orders entrusted to our care.
I***•'',‘l* Hunlitigtoii daily at 6 a. in. connect*
"*< al|JI»Hi[M,lii with Parkersburg A Kanawha
Leaves <• mltiimlis at 3 |». m., connecting at
lluiitiiigt«.n with morning train for Charleston.
\N bite Mil|>hur, Kiolnnond and all |M»int* KmI.
f'liniigc or.SrlitHliilt*.—The popular lino
f >r Ho Imioiid and ull points on the Cliesapcuh*
mid tlliiii Huilroad.
Richmond, York River & Chesnpcakc
Railroad Line.
The magnificent iron steamer **{ve»c"_Cant.
A. C. Nkaj.k. will lento Pier 10 Light street
wharf foot ot Bnrre street, on Monday*, Wed
nesday • and Friday*, at 4 p. iu , stopping at
the Landing* on the Voile Liver and arriving
at Hiehiuoud ut U» a. ui. t.ie following morning
Passenger I rain* tearing Kiehinond tor
Baltimore and all twints North, on Tueaday «.
Thursdays and Saturdays at 2 p m., arriving
at Baltimore the following niovning.
This route from Baltimore oQ« rs to the puldio
an uninti rupted night’s rest on the Bay, and
entering the York Liter at Daylight aflord*
the passengers a beautiful view of the magniri
eent scenery on York River; and allowing tiute
to pill lake of Break lust on the stcniner before
arriving at West Point.
Passage from Baltimore to Kiehinond #5.00;
lifter thirty days tickets will be sold to Balti
more over ibts Imv at the same price* of ativ
other line.
Freight received tin the days mentioned
ahove, oarvfully hurui'ed and loiw-irded with
dispatch.
All claims for lost m*(J damaged freight w:l|
• *e promptly traced and adjusted. Through
hills of I.tiding anil antes guaranteed to all
|h.mis south ns l. w as hy any other line. For
further information apply to It. Foul > n, fien'l
superintendent. VO Light street Baltimore.
KhW F. FOLtJFIt,
lien’l Ticket A Freight Ag’t, Hirhmond, Vn.
N. II. lion Hiits.a. Travelling Agent,
Ihmltf'turlt r* FnUnluin l/otrl, Itn flimt.r*.
CONFECTIONERY.
tjlie undersigned wishes to inform biafriee I#
and the puhlir (hat he is still able and willing
to supply them with good and fresh
JlltKAD. C'AKKS. 1’IKS,
;KI’,l ITS, MTS, CANI>lEx
t'onftrtlonerU•» of nil l.iinln
at the lowest rales for rash, at their store «.n
AYF.M i:,
brttnrn Srrrnth nml Eitjhth »t*,, in r
thr /’iintenijrr Ih'fiot,
llllJXTIXUTOX, W. Va.
lie respectfully invites those desiring a v
thing in his line of business to give hiui n call*,
and in return for the favor, pledges hin self r*
-pare no pjMi.s to give satisfaction.
NnvWy W ||. MONTKOtfF.
NEW
MILLINERY STORE,
tor. Illh Ml. A tth (,r„
wi!| .y- r, «,n the 15th if May an entire near
stock «*f ladies’, misses' and children's
//. /TS J.V/t MXJTETS
of Iho lalol Xi w York All kind* of
MIM.IMJtY HOHK
will !.»■ ilorif r.milr anil |.ron.f.r 1^ I ,
MRS INGHAM,
who hi« had twenty years ei
prrienet in tb*
u. a it. (mnniKi.tiu^
Commission Merchants.
( MAMIlRRlJlKR «
XOJtt'Ot.K, I
Hank, NurMk, V».
A
SHERIDAN HOUSE,
M *1. «*T. I I.tll*. I'roprlrlor.
Pot Front nml Jxiwmire Strerf.i,
utoNTojr. oiiio.
W R SEAMANDS,
Real Estate Agent,
CAttKI,!, C. II.. WF.ST VA.
••■" in* •<,. cialcd with me a gcntlim** l.\
lti< nama ..r .« H Ki ll, af C■ •.-IrviIlo, Oh,..,
r,,r the jvartu •' »f Awal'iflin* lh.. mincr.il ,*,„i
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