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THE ONLY DAILY NEWSPAPER IN ALABAMA That roars so loud and thunders In the Index. —Hamlet. Lessons of the German Election. Out of 161 members elected in the German relchstag contests the social democrats gained 58, and the centre or Catholics filled 60. These are the two Hading parties of the empire, and In tue election of 1898 the centre had 102 members and the social democrats but 67, although the latter polled 2,107,100 votes, and the Catholics hut 1,455,110. The country Is sadly gerrymandered against the social democrats, and they will have to poll nearly three million votes In order to secure more seats than the centre. On Thursday next the second elec tions will be held, when 169 seats will be filled. All questions are sunk under the one that relates to control by con servatives or by socialists. The lesser groups are largely swallowed up in the struggle, especially the groups In clining to conservatism, and the de sire to combine for the purpose of de feating the socialists predominates. The keynote of the conservatives Is found in the speech of the emperor at the Krupp funeral, where ho said of the socialists: "He who does not cut himself off from these people will mor ally bring a certain measure of guilt upon his own head.” And Essen, where the emperor spoke, Increased the so cial democrat vote from 4400 In 1898 to 22,706 this year. The social democrats find arrayed against them the emperor, the official and privileged classes and the church, but this alliance does not discourage them In the least. They are ably led, and they have a definite programme, which may be set down In these Words: One vote for every adult man and wo man: a holiday to be election day; pay ment of members (of the Imperial Diet and state legislatures). The government to be responsible to parliament (at present the emperor can dissolve parliament at will); local self government; referendum. Introduction of the militia system. Freedom of speech and freedom of prces. Equality of man and woman before the law. Disestablishment of the churches. Undenominational schools, with com pulsory attendance and gratuitous tuition. Gratuitousness of legal proceeding. Gratuitous medical attendance and burials. Progressive income tax and succession duty. Until Thursday’s elections are held It will be impossible to state or even to estimate with satisfaction the out come. If the social democrats gain under the present apportionment one quarter of the seats ti "y will have to oast over one-third of the votes, and this they expect with the aid of the German women to do. The activity of the women in behalf of the socialists Is the most remarkable feature of the election, for women are proverbially conservative, and largo numbers of them are working for the social demo crat candidates. Their conventions are well attended, and their journals are among the best in the country. Saturday Half-Holiday. The Saturday half-holiday Is fast be coming a world-wide institution. In England cotton factories are closed by law at noon, and in other mills work must cease early in the afternoon. In France early closing on Saturday has been recognized and enforced since 1899, and the Superior Labor Council is considering the bringing in of an act to render early closing on Satur day compulsory. In Switzerland a bill is pending in the federal council providing that no work shall be done after 5 o’clock on Saturdays. In this country nearly every city has adopted the practice, some extending It to all stores, shops and mills, and some limiting its application to partic ular trades or industries. The ten dency la towards a complete cessa tion of work at noon on Saturday dur ing hot weather at least, and this will probably lead on to the closing of all 1 " places of business and of industry at 12 o’clock of each Saturday. The movement is one that every humanitarian should support, and in no country is it more needed than it is in this, where nerve and muscle and gray matter are exerted to the utmost. We make no mistake in welcoming in this country the new movement, and if the good sense of the country is not equal to its acceptance, then perhaps the law should help common sense out. In this town, beginning today, many places of business will be closed at noon, and it is to be hoped that the list of such places will be largely in creased before the heats of July and August are upon us. The Julys and Augusts of this latitude are not easily borne, and it will pay any employer of men who are shut up in store or office or mill, to turn them loose at noon on Saturdays. They would do more and better work on the other secular days of the week. Under the Dick Bill. The Dick bill providing for the bet ter equipment of the national guards is imperfectly understood. It really makes no changes in existing law be yond promoting the efficiency of the militia. It does, It is true, distinguish between the active and the reserve militia, but the federal constitution provides for the organization of all, and commits this duty not to the states but to the general government. The Dick act simply renders the mili tia enrolled In the states the active branch of the volunteer service, the remainder becoming the reserve mill tin. The right of congress to declare what Is the militia Is unquestioned. It Is also unlimited. But It leaves the determination of the active militia to the states respectively. No state can in times of peace keep troops without the consent of congress, and congress in the Dick bill accepts present troops as parts of the active militia. It is illegal to have any troop3 in any state outside of the will of con gress. The President can call out any part of the active militia to repel in vasion or to suppress rebellion for a term not exceeding nine months. The President must first use the regular army and navy, but if these be in sufficient then he may call out the active militia. The greater part of the Dick act relates to the better and uniform equip ment of the active militia. For this purpose $23,000 has already been placed to the credit of this state. The duties of the active militia are not changed by the Dick bill. If Alabama accepts the sura offered, neither the duties nor the control of the troops will be one bit altered. The governor of the state remains commander-in-chief of her militia, and un'il the militia is called out by the President the gov ernor controls them. So far as troubled in the state are concerned no action would or could bp taken by the Presi dent of the United States unless the legislature, if in session, requested it, or if not in session unless the governor requested it. If any troops should be required to be sent out of the state at any time, the direction by the Presi dent would unquestionably come through the governor. The Dick bill, in short, simply recog nizes as the active militia the present forces of the various states, compiling in convenient form the military law as it has long existed, at the same time granting benefits in the way of equip ment and supplies never before ac corded to state troops. It should be accepted cordially by the Alabama na tional guard, as it no doubt will be by the militia of every other state. Iron and Steel Prices,. Another reduction in the price of northern iron has taken place, bringing northern No. 1 down to $19.75, as against $21.25 last April, and $19.50 one year ago. The abnormal rise of last fall and winter have been overcome, aud normal prices nave been restored. As long as consumption is maintained at its present volume present prices will also be mainiained. The abnormal prices were due to an excess of con sumption over production. It is be lieved supply and demand are at par ity, and so long ns they remain in that relation so long will present prices be maintained. The reaction that has carried No. 2 foundry down from $22.50 to $16.00, Birmingham basis, was wholly natural and reasonable, and if it brings con sumers into re: rket to compete for supplies in the last months of the calendar year, it will serve this district and the iron trade in general excellent ly well. It has at any rate stopped Imports, and the needs of consumers and the reasonable prices now estab lished will do the rest. As soon as the manufacturers meet and establish prices, particularly for rails for next year'B deliveries, it Is believed orders covering the remainder of this year and 1904 wul come in free ly, and that railway extensions and other building enterprises will go on practically unchecked. This will cer tainly be the case if large cotton and corn crops are made in addition to a large wheat crop now well assured. Given, too, a settlement of labor troubles, there will remain nothing in the way of anotuer prosperous year, with iron and steel prices held up to auout the present level. The versatile kaiser adopted the American custom and sat up all night to hear the returns, an- he got pre cious little comfort out of them. Russia Is making some concessions to the Jews, driven to it by public sen timent of the civilized world, of which she is not a part. Despite all statements to the con trary, the record of '44 was not ex ceeded on the recent floods of the western rivers. This time it is the clock. No con tract seems to have been awarded in the postofflee department in many years honestly. Mr. Beveridge seems to fill a long felt want as a vlco presidential candi date. Beveridges are always much in evidence. Phonograph records have como out of the western floods uninjured. Noth ing short of a holocaust can hurt thorn. The kaiser takes the vote of want of confidence calmly. Ho will not resign, and he will not hang any socialists. Minister Bowen has gone back to Caracas, after dropping Venezuela into her old-time ouscurity position. John W. Gates holds the hoodoo record in Wall street, but there are other magnates not far behind him. The shipbuilding trust has on hand several reams of undigested securities that are going a-begg'.ng. The Colombian members of congress are milking the International railroads of this country. Germany’s reichstag and Servia’s skupschtina are rivals for public at tention. The peonage center of disturbance has been transferred to Georgia. Massachusetts also has a race war— between the Italians and Irishmen. The new Shamrock Is handsome, but beauty does not win yacht races. If King Peter does not look out the army will peter him out also. A divorce decree made in June should be declared Invalid. Mr. Chamberlain’s tariff book w'as launched on an ebbing tide. Servla Is not ambitious to become the Kentucky of Yurrup. "Slaugh-omobile” is the, better word for the rea devils. The Coal Barons are getting their second wind. MAYOR JONES A ROOF SLEEPER. Toledo Telegram to the New York Press. Mayor Jones is giving friends and ene mies "the roof habit.” Since he has an nounced the success of his experiment of sleeping in the open air. with mosquito netting about his cot, many persons with ailments of one sort or anotner are try ing the cure. "Golden Rule" Jones dors most of fils sleeping on the roof of his house. He says: "Before I began sleeping beyond the confines of a close room I was troubled with asthma and bronchitis, but this pure air treatment has completely cured me. I feel better than I did twenty years ago. There is little circulation of air in a room, no matter how It is arranged. A person cannot get too much pure air. It is better than any medicine our physi cians can administer. GREATEST MERCHANT IN WORLD. From the New York Press. Who Is he? The list of great ones Is long. Possibly we shall have to yield the palm to Sir Thomas Johnstone IJpton. He 1b about the only merchant on earth who can afford to advertise teas by spending half a million annually on a yacht design ed to capture the America’s cup. Over here in the United States we have syndi cates of millionaires behind our defenders. Upton stands the racket alone. lie is worth $50,000,000. Twenty-three years ago he stood behind a counter waiting on customers. Thirty years ago he worked in the rice fields of South Carolina, and was so poor that he slept with the negroes in the woods. Today he employs 2000 per sons in his various establishments, and is the pet of the king of England. In 1906 he will be an earl. HOW TO LIVE 100 YEARS. New York, June 16.—Dr. John B. Rich, who is 94 years young and the oldest native New Yorker in the city, says be coming a centenarian is as easy ns roll ing off a log to anyone who will take the pains. He instructed the Health Culture club last night on the secrets of perpetual youth, which he gave as the following: “Be good-natured; be clean; exercise; be comfortable; sleep in the most com fortable bed you can get; don’t eat twice as much as you need, and don’t eat food that will abuse that poor old muBcle, the human stomach. “The greatest wonder,” he said, “Is not how people manage to live to the age of 100 years, but how so many of them manage to live for thirty-five years. They haven't time, they say. to take a little exercise, they haven't time to study the laws of hygiene and they put things into their stomach without a thought as to whether their food and drink are calculated to make good, rich blood.” REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. From the New York Press. Chances come to every man. but nearly every man asks them to sit down and wait till he Is ready to take them, and they move on to the next. Woman Is the genius of compromise; she beglps by wanting her son to be President; she ends by being satisfied to have him pass the plate In church. Just as children are fooled Into believ ing that the drum stick is the best part of the turkey so that they Will cry for It, grown-up people are taught that two per sons can get more out of an Income than one. IN HOTEL LOBBIES. Confusion cf Names. “Similarity of names causes considerable embarrassment sometimes," said a well known citizen yesterday, “and this was very aptly illustrated in the recent trial in W'hich Dr. T. F. Robinson of Bessemer was charged with malpractice. The evi dence in the case showed that Dr. Robin son was clearly not guilty of any wrong doing and he was exonerated. Dr. T. L. Robertson of Birmingham, however, was the recipient of many congratulations from his friends in Birmingham and throughout the state for his legal victory. As a matter of fact Dr. Robertson knew nothing of the case until he saw It in the papers and the congratulations soon be came annoying. Dr. Robertson and Dr. Robinson are the very best of friends and w’hile Dr. Robertson Is a little bashful about receiving congratulations intended for Dr. Robinson he was one of the first to extend congratulations to Dr. Robin son." Best Arranged Building. “The new home of the Birmingham Atbletlc club is, I believe, the handsom est and best arranged building of its kind in the entire south, not even except ing New Orleans," said L. D. Lewman of the firm of M. T. Lewman & Co., who has been In the city several days. "The baths are exceptionally hand some, the gymnasium and spectators’ gallery well arranged, and the club as a whole, I think, will be very popular. Miller & Martin, the architects, have de signed excellently." M. T. Lewman & Co. is one of the larg est contracting firms in the south, having built the Hillman hotel and numerous other large buildings in various cities. At present it is erecting for the United States government three large locks and dams in the Tombigbee river near Dem opolls at a cost of nearly a million dollars. Old Bale of Cotton. “A sample of a bale of cotton raised thirty-two 3*e:irs ago was brought to Selma this week and the bale itself is ex pected to follow shortly,” said a Selma man. “It seems that In 1871 G. B. McKinney, who died about two years ago. kept over one bale of cotton until the next season. Mr. McKinney was an ideal farmer, rasing enough corn and oats and meat to supply his own and the wants of almost the entire community. The next year he did not plant milch cotton but gave all his attention to food stuffs and got as high as $2 for oats and eighteen cents a pound for bacon and $1.25 a gallon for cane syrup. He did not need the money for the cotton and kept the hale in his gin house, despite the fact that he was offer ed 20 cents for it. “The next year, 1873, the panic year, cot ton went down to 12 cents and Mr. Mc Kinney vowed he would not sell the bale at such a price so he has kept It ever since itaid his brother, into whose posses sion It came two years ago, has just de cided to sell it. The bagging has been renewed twice on the bale and its history is well known in the vicinity of Mc Williams’ station on the Louisville and Nashville railroad in Monroe county.” Official Route. W. B. Clements, traveling passenger agent of the Seaboard Air Line, with headquarters in Atlanta, Is in Birmingham. His line has been designated as the offi cial route for this territory for delegates to the annual meeting of the National Educational association, which will be held In Boston in July. The attendance at the national meeting is alwaj’s large, running high Into the thousands. About seventy Alabamians will visit Boston on this occasion. A circular letter calling attention to the official route has been issued by John W. Abercrombie, state director of the Na tional Educational association for Ala bama and Isaac W. Hill, superintendent of Education for Alabama. They say that the meeting in Boston will, it is believed, be the largest in the historj’ of the asso ciation. The most famous men and women to be found in the profession will be there, and will discuss every phase of educa tion. Teachers and superintendents will return to work filled with enthusiasm and better equipped in both mind and spirit for their next year's labor. The Alabama party will concentrate at Atlanta July 2 and take the fast Seaboard train at that point. As a Westerner Sees It. "Say!" said T. M. Kelley of Kansas City at the Union station yesterday—a westerner invariably begins a conversa tion with "say! '—“do you know this city reminds me of old Kansas City In the 'Wls? Same stir and rush; every one seems to have a hustle on, even the mes senger boys and the 'niggers.' Your town ain't set quite bo much on end as ours, but there are hills enough to keep n fellow from getting homesick—and too fat. “And there Is the music of the trolleys, the tlntlnnnabulutlon of the bells. How the pripmen (they still call motormen grlpmen in Kansas City) do play on the gongs; they actually scent to enjoy the racket. And you seem to be pulling buildings right up out of the ground, all kinds and slses, side by side. But these are just some of the things that make this the only town I've seen in the south where a western man can feel at home, and after I've attended to a little matter of business In Nashville I'm coming back to prospect here. Before I came south they told me that Atlanta was the only 'real thing’ down here. Well, Atlanta's a line town; there Is an awful lot of money In buildings there, and I snwr some nice stores, but you folks seem to have the city of the south." About Person*. The following persons were registered at the Hillman yesterday; II. M. Burney of Atlanta, M. L. McRae of McRae, Ala., Wright Hunter of Savannah, Q. M. In gram and wife of Nashville, W. P. Sparks of Georgia, N. D. McDonald and wife of New Orleans, Charles W. Hill of Tusca loosa, C. W. Cantrell of TIfton. Ga.; C. Auerbach of San Francisco, T. C. Thomp son of Chattanooga. * • • Col. W. C. Tunstall of Greensboro Is at the Metropolitan. • • • M. D. Seligman of Montgomery Is at the Metropolitan. • * • Ira D. Pruitt and wife of Selma are at the Metropolitan. • • • E. G. Bingham of Buffalo, N. Y., Is at the Metropolitan. • • • The following persons registered at the Morris yesterday: J. R. Yeatman of St. Louis. W. H. Kidd of Frankfort, Ky., W. L. Miller of Talladega, O. G. Hall of Montgomery, Charles W. Thompson of Tuskegee, R. E. Bein of New Orleans. * • • Jabal E. Terry of Chicago and M. W. McCrea of Montgomery are at the St. Nicholas. • • • Charles D. Orr of Richmond. Va., Is at the Metropolitan. FORCE OF HABIT IN A COW. Wades Through a Flood to Tank of Water to Get a Drink. From the Enid (Ok.) Eagle. The force of habit was very forcibly Illus trated by an Incident last week at the pumping station of the water works at Enid. A tank stand Just outside the building Is kept full of water for the ac commodation of passers-by and the neighborhood stock. A cow accustomed to drink at this tank came for her morn ing drink. The valley was covered with water and stood within two or three Inches of the top of the tank, but the cow went over the waste of waters to the tank. Twice she stuck In the mud and appeared to be in danger of drowning, but by perseverence she finally reached the objective point. After drinking long and copiously she turned about and slow ly made her way to land, apparently sat isfied that she had done the only avail able thing to find water. ABOUT RUNAWAY MATCHE8. How the Fond Parents Are Forced Into the Game, Willy Nllly. From the point of view of competent observers the distinctive feature of the elopements of very young people, which are so common in American life, is that paradoxically enough, the parents of the contracting parties have so r»uch to do with them. They are not suposed to have any thing to do In the premises, but a run away match brings them face to face unexpectedly with a series of emotions and experiences. A lad of nineteen or twenty and a girl of seventen mate of a sudden with as little consultation of their parents' wishes and as little pro vision of thought for the future as if they were tenantB of a hen yard instead of ocupants of a world which for the best reasons has prescribed a certain way, a time for doing things. Having found a clergyman to unite them, they go to a near by town or neighboring hotel and wait. They have taken the irrevocable step, but they have no idea what to do next. There is where the parents step in. In elopements tt is the privilege of the American parent to forgive his son or daughter, to welcome the runaway cou ple back to his home, to give them the freedom of the house, to install them after a litle In a flat of their own and defray the rent of it, to And the son-in law a paying Job and to instruct the daughter-in-law sufficiently In the rudi ments of housekeeping so that she will know when the kettle boils. Public opinion cheerfully supports the parent In these litle overtures to his offsprings and Inded, expect them as his duty. The runaways accept them as their right. All of which goes to show the complete and shameful abdication which some American parents make to their children. It is a wholesome doctrine that young people shall suit themselves In marrying and, at the last resort, follow their own inclination and judgment, even when erence. But the leadings of the doctrine do not Justify them in contracting cland estine attachments or in Insisting on their own way immediately when the ob jection of their parents Is merely that they are too young and would better wait awhile or In declaring a crowning disrespect to the father who begot and the mother who bore them and making a spectacle of them in the eyes of the world by marrying without even appris ing them of their purpose or giving them a chance to look over the young person they are about to bring Into the family. There is a fine old commandment which enjoins “Honor thy father and thy mo ther." In few ways could a son or daughter more dishonor them than by flouting or ignoring them at the most significant and Intimate moment that life holds. There is good ground for all the bitterness that a parent must feel at such a juncture—a bitterness rendered doubly acute by the reflection that his own heedless trust and Indulgent kind ness had brought about such a pass and that it was his own blood that had turned away from him. UMBRELLA ETIQUETTE. From the Philadelphia Telegraph. Umbrella etiquette hasn't Improved In tho least, notwithstanding all the rains we have had. To be sure, wet weather Isn't conducive to politeness Just as soon as it begins to rnin we all get cross and Irritable. We find somebody has bor row* d our best umbrella and didn't bring It back. Our rubbers are all out at the heels, and Just because it rains the stores ask 50 cents for the 25-cent kind. And why does it have to rain anyway? Then we go out and Jab each other with our umbrellas. When we get in a crowd we pull our rain protector down as close to our head ns possible, so we can't see any one, then ruthlessly forge ahead. Hair is pulled out, hats ripped off, eyes put out of commission. But we don't care. It's raining. When we get Into a car we carefully lean our dripping umbrella against the person next to us. If possible, we plant the tip on his shoe. It isn't very convenient to take off one's shoes In the car and run the water out. But that Is his business, not ours. When we get off a trolley we open the umbrella in the face of those waiting to get on. Several may have their teeth knocked out, but we can't help tt. Thebe are a great many other things we can do with an umbrella, and we do them all. Nobody Is expected to be polite In rainy weather. If we attempted It, his bat tered remains, eyeless, hatless, hairless, would lie by the wayside a pathetic mon ument to the foolhardiness of attempt ing to be courteous on a rainy day. THE MOCKING BIRD. By Paul Hamilton Hayne. (At Night.) A golden pallor of voluptuous light Filled the warm southern night; The moon, clear-orbed, above the sylvan scene Moved like a stately queen, So rife with conscious beauty all the while, Whnt could she do but smile At her own perfect loveliness below, Glassed In the tranquil flow Of crystal fountains and unruffled streams? Half lost in waking dreams. As down the loneliest forest dell 1 strayed, Lo! from a neighboring glade Flashed through the drifts of moonshine, swiftly came A fairy shape of flame. It rose in dazzling spirals overhead, \\lienee, to wild sweetness wed. Poured marvelous melodies, silvery trill on trill; The very leaves grew still On the charmed trees to hearken; while, for me, Heart thrilled to ecstacy, I followed — followed the bright shape that flew Still circling up the blue, Till, as a fountain that has reached its height Falls back In sprays of light. Slowly dissolved, so that enrapturing lay, Divinely melts away Through tremulous spaces to a music mist, Boon by the fitful breeze How gently kissed Into remote and tender silences. V COMMENTS CULLED FROM PAPERS HERE AND THERE CSLA has told us so many won derful stories of things past, present and In the future that people are not surprised to hear of him doing all kinds of remarkable deeds. Just now there is much speculation as to what the famous scientist will do with a tower which he had had erected on Long Island. The tower has been completed since January 1 and as nothing more is being done, a good many persons are wondering what It was built for, any way. An exchange says: The great tower erected by Nikola TeBla on the lonely beach at Warden Clift, on Long Island, has been finished since Jan uary last, and yet nothing seems to have been done in the way of practical results. At least, Mr. Tesla has not yet taken the public into his confidence, as he has done so frequently before, for he Is as silent as the Sphinx as to his achievements or hopes at Warden ClilT. The Tesla tower stands on the loneliest section of the shore of Long Island, at Warden Cliff, near Wading river, at the northern end of the island. It Is remote from towns, and If the Inventor was seek ing retirement from the Inquisitive peo ple he could not have hit upon a happier spot. I There he has purchased 200 acres and has constructed his laboratory, a long shed-like building. Standing near the western end of the laboratory Is the tower. It Is cone-shaped and 150 feet high, with round, ball-like top. It Is a net work of steel girders fastened to four upright girders running up from the ground. It has been known for some time that Mr. Tesla has been working on a system of wireless telegraphy, but his failure to accomplish anything definite after these many months would seem to Indicate that possibly he Is on another track. It has been facetiously remarked that, perhaps, the tower Is part of a scheme to signal Mars. Captious critics are frequently heard criticising the names given to race horses. It is true that some of them seem to be sad misnomers but as a rule most of the names arc very pretty and there are num bers that are moat happy in their applica tion. It has been suggested that Sad Sam could be Improved upon, but this is an ex ception, and the men who follow the horses should not be held too strictly to ac count. Perhaps one of the daintiest names borne by a race horse this season Is Her Letter. There are many others equally as good. Anyway the main thing about a horse Is to win, and the touts are not apt to bicker over a name provided their favorite comes first under the wire. Although on the question of drinking the tetnperance people are fond of quot ing the enormous quantity of liquor con sumed and its deleterious effects on the human system, it is seldom that one hear* a protest against water of the average healthful properties. However the New York Tribune says: Dr. Hamer in a report on aerated waters in London hazards the opinion that plain water is less drunk than formerly. It depends on what is meant by "formerly.” Water was once in disfavor with the medical profession. Sir William Vaughan in his "Natural and Artificial Directions for Health," pronounced that water "ought seldom to be drunk." Another doctor ad mitted that It might be healthy for chil dren, but not for men—"except some odd abstemious one among a thousand per chance, degenerate and of a doggish na ture, for dogs of nature do abhor wine.” Indeed, the recommendation of water as a beverage was the hallmark of the quack, ajid even Wesley, In his "Primttlvs Physic," wrote of It with caution: "Drink only water If it agrees with your stom ach; if not, good, clear small beer." Ornamental clocks have long been a pleasing feature of all neatly furnished apartments. Of late years the fad for varied styles in clocks seems to be In creasing. An exchange says: Signs are beginning to be manifest that the clock is to be an item of much greater decorative importance than it has been during the past generation or so, when its utilitarian purpose, rather than Its decorative possibilities have been first considered, says the London Telegraph. This has not always been the case, as may be seen in the state apartments at Windsor Castle, or in the Wallace collec tion, and in many other directions where artistic taste and rich and beautiful sub stances have been united to render the timepieces of bygone days among the most covetable of collectors’ treasure*. There is no lack of good models to follow as soon as public taste demands the same improvements in its clocks as It has done in its silverware or furniture of the past decade or so, and in vl£w of coming de velopments the Goldsmiths and Silver smiths’ company, 112 Regent street, have added to their already extensive premises a spacious gallery in which to display side examples from all schools of clock making. The typical English clock Is set in wood, and may range from the dainti est framing after Sheratlon or Chippen dale, with delicate inlaying for boudoir or drawing room, to the handsome time piece for the hall in substantial carved oak or mahogany, with mountings of brass, or the massive tall “grandfather” variety, of which the dial-plate is often beautifully ornamented. FEW LONG LIVED PEOPLE HAVE LIVED BY A RULE From the New York Times. "HOSE who find comfort In thV ex (tj) pectatton of living to a great age are likely to derive satisfaction from the confident assertion of Brofessor Pfluger of the University of Bonn that the average length of human life is stead ily increasing. In common with many persons of less learning, the German stu dents of the problems of human longevity are somewhat skeptical concerning the ages attributed to some of the patriarchs of Old Testament times. Professor Pflu ger seems to have good statistical grounds for his confidence In the lengthening average of human life. But like most of those who make a hobby of one line of in vestigation, he seems to be able to per ceive most clearly faefs which support his preconceived notions 'of the reasons for things. He strongly disapproves of beer and tobacco, and it is not surprising I to find that he attributes at least one third of the deaths recorded In Munich to heart disease due to beer drinking, and almost. If not quite, another third to smoking. Among the forty centenarians who have come under his notice there was only one smoker, hut nearly all of them confessed to a moderate use of al cohol. If It be true that the average human life is lengthening, the fact Is Interesting, but Its Interest is In nowise Increased by speculations as to the reasons why some outlive their generations and near or pass the century mark. As a general truth It may be said that very few of these ex amples of exceptional vitality have known or observed the rules which a consensus of medical opinion would be likely to agree upon as favoring length of days. A majority of them have worked hard, lived poorly, and known all kinds of trouble. Not many of them have been temperate in their pleasures or indul gences. As a rule, they are found in alms houses or charitable institutions, with few memories save those which relate to misspent lives. Most of the very old women have outlived large families of children, and been through experiences which made them look like Macbeth’s witches before they had passed the prime of life. A New Yorker who claimed to be the oldest inhabitant, and whose claim was extensively admitted, in spite of some skepticism, celebrated what he said was his 106th birthday by a breakfast at which a distinguished company gath ered, and lived three or four years there after. lie was chiefly interesting as contradict ing every accepted rule of longevity. He was, or said he was, a veteran of the Napoleonic wars and all his life had been a soldier of fortune, carrying his mer cenary sword into every war of his time. He had experienced every privation and hardship of successful and unsuccessful campaigning, had been wounded severe ly a number of times, had been a hard drinker from boyhood, had used tobacco immoderately for eighty years, for fifty years had been addicted to the opium^ habit, and had practiced every vice with which his wildly adventurous life in many countries had made him acquainted. Biit at the assumed age of 106 he was erect and in possession of all his faculties, wag able to eat a good breakfast, empty hii wine glass as often as it was filled, make a long, consecutive, and interesting speech when called upon, and enjoy the occasion thoroughly. Perhaps the most interesting fact to be deduced from individual experience is that it is not those who give most heed to the prolongation of life who are most conspicuously successful in prolonging it. If Professor Pfluger is right in warning those who wish to live long against the thought or fear of death, we shall# have to look for our centenarians outside the membership of the Hundred Year club. HARD WORKERS THRIVE BEST ON HOMELY FOOD From the New York Worts. government's Issuance of a (vSj) certificate of character to pork ■ and beans may not, but should, lead to a “boom” for homely dishes, at least for people engaged In hard physical labor. The experience of men at work In win ter logging camps Is the classic example of the value of brown bread and baked beans. Lumbermen not only do very heavy work, but they are exposed for long hours to extreme cold. Both for muscle production and for fuel-heat they eat almost Incredible quantities of pork and beans, coarse bread and cheap mo lasses, with such other delicacies as the “doctor”—so the cook is facetiously called—can be wheedled or bullied Into prescribing. Along with this government report comes a medical word from London for foods not easily or quickly digested. Some one having started a "bread-crust fad," the London hospital Is moved to remark: “There is no doubt that this plea for food that demanda some effort In the eat ing is not untimely In an age when every body seems to want to have his digestion done for him. “For some people these predigested foods cause an absolute hunger dyspep sia. ’’’here Is nothing In them to 'stay’ the stomach, and the sufferer would prob ably be better, Instead of trying to find something still more digestible, to put himself for a time on a diet of brown bread and haricot beans. “Not that either of these is Indigest ible. though some might think the latter was. It Is, indeed, difficult of digestion, but when digested the food-value Is high “The really indigestible things are those which have little food value and make the stomach work for no profit: but if it be worth the effort, a food that is diffi cult to digestion has a certain merit of its own In that it exercises the organs of digestion." A convenient illustration of this lat ter point is furnished by certain con tinental princelings of a generation ago whom the court physicians were too care fully rearing upon “spoon foods'* and the like, with the unlooked for result that their teeth decayed early from lack of exercise and their digestions suffered. A much more rough-and-ready regimen Is now preferred. Nature has means of compelling men to obey her. During the terrible Irish famine days, half a century ago, when by starvation or emigration Erin’s peo ple were reduced by two millions in a single decade, it was noted with wonder In New England households that recent immigrants liked potatoes only half boiled —“with a bone in the middle.’’ This was habit merely. Potatoes so cooked resisted longer the process of di gestion and hence staved off the sensa tion of hunger, though they provided no more nutriment. When the immigrants were fed on heartier food, no doubt pork and beans mainly, this craving for half* raw potatoes gradually Ceased. Pork and beans have never been par ticularly recommended for college ath letes, for two reasons: As most of the training is done in comparatively warm weather there Is less need of fuel-food, and as “money is no object" when win ning la the end of the game, the muscle foods are provided in the most expen sive form—steaks, chops and roasts. But a pork-and-beans fed crew of lum bermen could row a boat pretyv *veil too If they knew how. \