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THE AGE-HEKALD E. W. BARRETT.Editor <CT ~'~77T.i . "" " ~ —— ~ Entered at the Birmingham. Ala.. postoffice as second-class matter under *.ct of Congress March 3, 1879. Daily and Sunday Age-Herald-»8.00 ' / Dally and Sunday, per month.... 7“ Dally and Sunday. 3 months. ~ > Sunday Age He*aid. per year. 3 Weekly Age-Herald, per annum... ■»<* Subscription payable In advance. L. H. Russ, F. A. Griswold and Z. E. Morgan are the only authorised tr®v®l‘ ing representatives of The Age-Herald In ita circulation department. No communication will be published without Its author's name. Rejected manuscript will not be returned unless •tamps are enclosed for that purpose. Remittances can be made at current rate of exchange. The Age-Herald will not be responsible for money 5 through the mails. Address THE AGE-HERALD, Birmingham. Ala. Eastern business office, rooms 48 to BO, inclusive. Tribune building. New .York City; western business otnce. Tribune building. Chicago. Tue & Beckwith Special Agency, agents '•Ign advertising. Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 1421 C street. N. W. Vhe man that hath not music in him self, aslor is not moved by concord of sweet sounds. 4s fit for treasons, strategems and spoils. —Merchant of Venice. u Currency Keform Bills The attempt of Senator Aldrich and Jiis co-workers to authorize emergency Issues of currency based on railroad securities, city bonds, county bonds, and state bonds, is destined lo fall, for It is nowhere in esteem except in New [York, where railroad securities are chiefly held. It is a patchwork job, end a very poor one at that. It pleases speculators and Wall street, but no one else. It would do nothing to prevent a panic, because its provisions are hedged about with red tape, and a ! ■panic might occur before it could be I brought into operation. The American Bankers’ association, ! row sitting in Chicago, presents a plan for an assets currency to he issued in Bn emergency up to the paid-up capital ; of a bank, and to be taxed from 3 to 5 ; •per cunt, the taxes to become u guar- | enty fund of the emergency issues. The bill of the bankers is not a bill I Brawn to serve primarily the eastern banks, and it would not be so tardy in operation as the Aldrich plan. It is (better than the Aldrich plan. But after j all it does not give us a new and re formed currency system, and it does not prevent an inception of the hoard ing process which means money strin gency if carried far enough. The bill that is needed is one that will prevent a loss of confidence and resultant hoard ing and this means that the government In some form must get behind the cur rency system of the country. There j Is no safety short of that. The Aldrich ! bill is not an ounce of prevention. It Is simply a measure for overcoming a panic, and it is drawn on eastern lines only. It should not and assur edly will not become law. Farmers Selling Cotton Reports begin to come in that the members of the Farmers’ union are beginning to sell cotton. Those about Van Buren. Ark., had stored 8000 bales, and on Saturday they began to sell. When cotton brings 12 cents, it is cer tainly best to consider the mill situa tion. the demand for cotton goods and the crop to be grown this year. At Van Buren, Ark., there is a feeling that 15 cents cannot be secured in this year of trade depression, when other prices are declining, although the farmers in that ^neighborhood are loyal to their organization and they had stored their cotton grimly determined to let it stay In the warehouse until an offer of 15 cents had been made. An offer of 12 cents or thereabouts causes them to consider the situation. It is a difficult problem—an intricate question that has at least a dozen sides to it, some of them international, and every farmer will have to decide ■whether 12 cents in the hand is not better than 15 cents in the prophetic bush. Foraker Versus Taft The Ohio Federation of Labor has smoked out Foraker as well as Taft, and both have academically defined their attitudes toward * injunctions. Neither, however, has taken a single step toward putting their views into statutory form. Neither will, for the republicans have not the slightest in tention of offending the trusts and magnates just before the hat is to be passed. Both of the eminent Ohioans favor the enactment of a law defining in specific terms when and to what ex tent an injunction may be issued. Mr. Taft thinks no ex parte injunction should he issued, but Senator Foraker links the rule should have exceptions. >th want a quick final hearing, and J aator Foraker favors rather more ngly than Mr. Taft the granting e right to defendant vo have a JF'D for contempt heard before an /judge, although the Judges would <»TJretty sure to stand by each other Other in matters of common 1 merest. ^ But the chief fact in the entire busi ness is this, neither Senator Fcw.iker nor Mr. Taft lifts a hand to have his vews put into law. They express views therefore for campaign purposes only, because Congress is in session, and if either expressed the views of his party a bill would be quickly introduced and pushed through both houses. Nothing has been done in that direction and nothing will be. Messrs. Taft and For aker are therefore doing campaign work on campaign lines. They favor a reform in the injunction business, but they want it to be academic only until November next, when the subject Is to be dropped altogether. Hoarded Funds Returning The New York associated banks had at the end of last week increased their surplus reserve to $22,635,476, an in crease of $16,000,000 in a single week. Is the story of 1893 to be exceeded or even repeated? The surplus was restored in that year on September 9. At the end of that month it had been increased to $24, 000,000. At the end of October it stood at $49,000,000. In December it totaled $76,000,000, and in the following Feb ruary it reached $111,633,000, which stands to this day as the highest sur plus in the history of New York's asso ciated banks. Good reasons exist for anticipating a duplication and even a displacement of the record of 1893. Four times as much money was hoarded in 1907 as. was hoarded in 1893. The hoarding of the latter year is put by experts at $50,000,000, whereas the hoarding that followed the October panic is known to have reached $200,000,000. Twice as much gold has been imported since October as was brought over in 1893. j True, the government may withdraw a share of Its deposits from the banks. Gold, too, may be exported. The issue of new securities and of trade activity, I not to mention Wall street speculation, j may decrease cash holdings. The New ! York Central sold last week equipment j trust notes to the amount of $30,000,- | 000, and Consolidated Gas sold notes up to $1,500,000. These sales are full of meaning, but the best judges seem inclined to say that despite such sale3 and all probabilities money will con tinue to accumulate In New York, and that a new surplus record may be established. -- Six Year’s From Ju y According to Mr. Underwood and ; Colonel Goethals two great events will | take place in July, 1914, and The Age Herald has no intention of letting the I Goethals event outdazzle in its own ; estimation the Underwood event. The j opening of the Warrior to slackwater j navigation all the way from the rail- j road bridges and the forks of the river to the sea Is by no means a local event. It means, it is true, a great deal to this district, for it should speedily lead to a doubling of its coal output, to say nothing of its iron and steel, but it means also bunker coal at Mobile, Pensacola and New Orleans at lower j prices than it can be procured at any ; other port in the world. This gives the Warrior improvement a national bearing, if not an international one. Colonel Goethals says the Panama canal will be opened in six years from next July. Balboa discovered the isth mus in 1513, so that the celebration of the 400th anniversary of the discovery of the isthmus and that of the opening of the canal can be held together. The canal is to be 110 feet wide and 40 feet deep, and the ships of the world that steam to or from the Pacific will pass close to our gulf ports. We must be ready to fill their bunkers at un approached and unapproachable rates. This is the underlying reason of the Warrior improvement, and the opening of the Warrior should not be delayed in order to hasten the opening of any other river in the land. __ » Congress has reduced the Chinese indemnity one-half, knowing that the loss will be more than made good by Mr. Rockefeller when he pays that fine. Fifth avenue is suffering more from attempts to pronounce the name of the bridegroom in the approaching Vander bilt wedding than from the grip. Tom Lawson rises to remark that an eight-cylinder bull market is coming down the pike and he advises the bears to take to the woods. Our sea prestige has bee'n fully re stored at Rio, and to some extent at all places which have cable connection with that beautiful harbor. The suffragettes in England believe in carrying the war into Africa and the premier’s home. They have to a woman put on war paint. The supreme court does not think Mr. Harriman is beneficial to the country as a sphinx, and it has advised him to overcome the habit. Mr. Fairbanks is posing still as a candidate In the firm belief that the cocktail incident is now ancient his tory. All is gay and festilve at Rio except Admiral Bob Evans’ big toe, and it is doing business in its own peculiar way. Indiana is troubled with a wild tiger, and Georgia wdth blind tigers, and it is difficult to say which is the worse. Ex-Governor Douglas makes states’ rights second to tariff revision only in his outline of a democratic platform. Mr. Mtinsev and Mr. Hearst should be alert, for the Ijondon Times is still on the market at a beggarly $1,000,000. The rumbling of the Taft band wagon is beard by federal officials in the south plainer and plainer each day. The supreme court refused to in dorse E. H. Harriman’s laconicism on great internal questions. Confidence is returning like a leak in a levee, growing larger daily until it becomes a flood. Pour thousand actors are out of jobs, but still the circuits down this way are well filled. Stuporous melancholia Is our old friend, dementia Americana, in a new masque. Democratic harmony begins to reign, and that Is an excellent prelude to victory. George Ade Is not In politics to any great extent, he being a Fairbanks man. The first robin is nearly due, with or without the consent of the ground hog. Kangaroo joints are displacing horse meat in Paris restaurants. WHITE MAN HELD FOR KILLING NEGRO Anniston. Ala., January 20.—(Special.)— Charged with the murder of Joe Shivers, a negro, Collie Reaves, a well-known white farmer, was arraigned before Pro bate Judge Emmett F. Crook this after noon for a preliminary hearing, and as a result he was placed under a $1000 bond to answer to the city court grand jury. The killing occurred of this city last fall, Reaves alleging self-defense as an excuse for the deed. Hon. Charles Pelham Dead. Judge John Pelham of this city has re ceived news from South Georgia of the death of his father, Hon. Charles Pelham, who passed away at Poulon. The de ceased was 72 years old and was at one time a judge of the circuit court in this district, also representing the Fourth District in Congress during the early 70’s. He was a captain in Wheeler’s cavalry during the civil war. Alleged Blind Tigers. Charged with violating the prohibition i laws of Calhoun county, three bind tigers, Jack Depositor, Arthur Gilcrease and S. H. Crow, will have a hearing before Re corder James T. Greene in police court Wednesday morning. Depositor is | charged with bringing whisky into the I city and the other two men are charged | with selling it at a dance in West Annis- i on Saturday night. The cases were called j In police court Monday, but were con tinued. This is the first case of allege*! j blind tigering since the prohibition laws | went into effect in this city. Speechless For Weeks. Havng been deprived of the pow'er of speech for several weeks, Mr. J. H. Smoot, a well-known contractor, suc cumbed to apoplexy Sunday night and was buried here Monday afternoon. Two other deaths in Anniston Sunday were those of Mrs. T. J. Langley, wife of one of the pioneer citizens of the city, and Chesley Towns, a prominent citizen of the Third ward. Lunatic Is Jailed. Having been arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct, T. Gilbert, an aged white man, has been transferred from the city prison to the county jail on a charg*i of lunacy, upon the recommendation of the city and county physician, Dr. E. K. Moon, who pronounced the old man in sane after an examination. * GENERAL LEE’S BIRTHDAY. Celebration at Mobile Is Marked By Fine Programme. Mobile, January 20.—(Special.)—The lec ture room of the Y. M. C. A. was crowded tonight, the occasion being the JOlst cele bration of the birth of the illustrious Gen. Robert E. Lee. The programme was in charge of the United Daughters of the Confederacy, and was a pleasing one. There were songs and recitations by Mo bile talent. The Rev. Matthew Brewster read the poem, “The Living Lee,” from the pen of T. C. DeLeon. The evening oration was delivered by Robert E. Gor don, one of Mobile's most gifted and eloquent young attorneys. During the ceremonies Mrs. E. S. Colston, daughter of the late Admiral Semmes, delivered - crosses of honor in the name of the U. D. C. to 21 veterans. The members of both Raphael Semmes and Jones M. Withers camps, U. C. V., and John M. Owens camp, Sons of Veterans, were in attendance. CHANCE FOR WALSH. Juror Who Stood Out So Long Is Sorry He Changed. Chicago, January 20.—A special dispatch to the Journal from Harvard, 111., says that Elbert Palmer, the juror who stood out so long for the acquittal of John R. Walsh, who was convicted on 'Saturday of violating the national banking Jaws, told J. C. Hendricks, a lawyer, who re counts in an affidavit a conversation held I by him with Palmer, that he did not be- i lieve that Walsh was technically guilty, and that had he known that he could change his verdict when questioned in court by Judge Anderson he woulw* have done so. Palmer said he rather would have blown out his brains than to have presented a verdict of guilty in «ourt hod he known he could change it wain the jurors wrere polled. Palmer is at his farm near Harvard a physical wreck. The affidavit made by Hendricks han been sent to Walsh’s lawyers. Receiver Appointed. Providence, R. 1„ January 20.—Justice Sweetland, n* the superior court this aft ernon appointed John P. Hilton, treas urer of the New England Trust company of this city, as tempprary receiver of the institution. No statement was given out by the trust company as to the cause of the difficulty. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Prom the Ned York Press. The hardest tiling Is to be a good ex ample to yourself. A women calls it making up a com plexion only when It can be detected. When the head of a family is a clergy man it's only a sure a sign his sons aren't going to be. If a man could be a» sure of heaven In the next world as he Is of hell In this there could be no arguments about It. IN HOTEL LOBBIES Prospects Brightening. Said a prominent merchant last night: “Today has been anything but the pro verbial ‘blue Monday,' for not since last fall, before the panic, has the business outlook seemed so bright. Trade today has been good and the signs of idle form aces resuming operations had a fine effect in the public mind. Two or three stacks in the immediate Birmingham district that were blow-n out some months ago will be relighted very soon.” Regarding Sunday Golf. “I am not a Country club man but I am sorry the law prohibits on Sunday such healthful exercise and innocent diversion as golf,” said a prohibitionist. "While I voted the anti-saloon ticket 1 am opposed to ‘blue law's.’ There is nothing that hurts a good cause so much as a ten dency to extremes. “I believe in a decorous observance of Sunday, but to forbid harmless recreation on that day is carrying the matter too far. History repeats itself. The pendulum will swing back and instead of accom plishing something for morals, men who are not inclined to be sanctimonious will l rise up in protest and undo all that has been achieved in the matter of temperance } reform. Let the act that makes Sunday golf a crime or misdemeanor be w-lped off the statute book.” Between Bryan and Taft. ‘‘At the approach of every presidential election year republican candiates for the nomination are numerous, but they seem more numerous this year than usual,” re marked an old citizen. ‘‘On the other hand, democratic aspirants are, as a rule, few- in number. ‘‘Bryan is the only democrat seriously thought of for the nomination. In the republican party Governor Hughes ap peared at one time to have the lead. Fairbanks was strong, and so was Can non, and so, too, was Knox. But every thing today points to the nomination of Taft. I do not expect to see a dark horse. With Taft as the republican standard bearer and Bryan carrying the demo cratic standard, the country will have two popular men from which to choose. The chances are in favor of Bryan.” Social Drinking. ‘‘The liquor locker system is growing In popularity in Georgia,” said an At lanta man at the Morris. "At first many club men wrho had the habit of social drinking had an idea that the prohibition law prohibited treating. Since this turned out not to be the case, social drinking at the clubs goes on just the same as in other days. "Henry Clews, the distinguished finan cier and writer on finance and other sub jects, once wrote a bright, sententious syndicate ‘story’ on ‘Men to Be Avoided.’ I recall this sentence: ‘The man who, W'hen he drinks drinks alone.’ There was good, homely philosophy in that advice, temperance gentlemen in feeble health who drink liquor simply as medicine and the drunkard are the two extremes among men who would think or drinking all by ones self. The American rule is to treat and be sociable. I do not know how it Is in Birmingham, but if the locker is in vogue here there will be the usual amount of treating. Human nature is the same all over this country.’ ’ Frosts and Rain. "I am losing faith in w-eather, signs,” said a dairyman last night. "Among the few' sig^ns that I thought unfailing was that three white frosts brought rain. "I have W’atched the weather for many years and my abservation was that one white frost brought clouds; that white frosts two nights in suc cession were almost sure to bring rain, and that three frosts never failed to be followed by a rainy spell. We have had four white frosts since Thursday and yet the rain comes not. Sunday and today were bright and beautiful.” About Persons. Lieutenant Governor Henry B. Gray returned to Alabama yesterday, after spending several days in Chicago. * * * W. W. Stringfellow, president of the Fir&t National bank of Anniston, and one of the best known members of the banking fraternity in Alabama, Is reg istered at the New’ Morris. * * * M. L. Harahan, a well known citizen of Montgomery, is stopping at the New Morris hotel. * • * S. J. Maegan of Blocton is at the Morris. • • * Cecil N. Cowan of Sayre is at thd Morris. * * * R. E. Bowden of Keystone is at the Morris. / • * * J. G. Oakley of Ashby is at the Morris. * • * Chancellor A. H. Benners is in Tus caloosk, holding court. / He left Mon day morning and will return tomor row, • • * Friends of How’ard Kolb, formerly of Birmingham but more recently of Reading. Pa., wrill be interested to know that a circular fssued by the Travelers Insurance company an nounces that he lias been appointed manager of the life and accident de partments of the Travelers for the state of Missouri, outside of Jackson "coun ty, w'ith future headquarters at St. Louis. MONOPOLY MUST CEASE. Government Proposes To Control All Grazing Lands. Denver, Colo., January 20.—President Roosevelt's policy of government control of grazing lands in and out of forest reserves w’as unanimously indorsed today by the forest reserves grazing land com mittee of the National Live Stock as sociation. The commission is drawing up a set of resolutions which / it will offer to the association which meets here to morrow and as the committee is represen tative of all parts of the country, its resolutions are certain of acceptance. The President’s policy In this respect was in dorsed tonight by the Colorado Horse and Cattle Growers’ association. Preliminary to the meeting of the na tional association, tho Colorado Cattle and Horse Growers’ association met to day. President John W. Springer made an ad dress which was the sensation ot the con vention. \ He said that the United States Senate was an aggregation of million aires put there by the trusts. He criti cised the strict protectionists of Massa chusetts, who demanded a reduction of the tariff on wool and hides, but pooh* poohed the western cry for a reduction on shoes and clothing. Railroads, life insurance companies and other corporations and trust interests, he said, must be made to cease tho rao nopollzing of utilities and necessities TAX ON JAPS CUTS OFF IMMIGRATION Washington, January 20.—Japanese immigration to America is decreasing, according to official reports received by the immigration bureau, the falling | off for December, 1907, was 2234, as ! compared w ith December, 1906. This is regarded by the immigration au | thorities as proving that the immigra tion restrictions placed upon the Jap anese last spring are proving effec tive. While the immigration of Jap anese duMng tlie past eight or nine months has shown an increase over the corresponding period of last year, it is believed by the immigration of ficials that the immigration of Japanese to this country has been checked. /The diplomatic negotiations which are pond ing betw'een this country and Japan has disclosed the fact that the Jap anese government has placed a tax on Immigration societies organized In that country. This tax has put many of them out of business and the fatling off of the immigration into this coun try may he attributed to that fact. governor'smith REFUSES TO ATTEND Atlanta, January 20.—(Special.)— Because wine and champagne w'ere to be served at the banquet given the Virginia society tonight, Governor Hoke Smith, who wras listed as one of the speakers, cancelled his engage ment and appeared at the banquet of the Atlanta Grays. Governor Smith was of the opinion that the serving of wine would probably be a violation of the prohibition law and did not desire to countenance a violation. Miss Anne Wallace, who for 16 years has served as librarian of the old Y. M. C. A. library in Atlanta and then of the Carnegie library, today handed in her resignation to the library board and was succeeded by Miss Julia Ran kin, her assistant. Miss Wallace re signed to marry Mr. Max Franklin Howland of Boston, who is prominent In library circles In that city. “LITTLE EGYPT" LEAVES FORTUNE New York, January 20.—Fred Hamlin of the banking firm of Hamlin & Co. of East Bloomfield, N. Y., has applied for letters of administration for the estate of Catherine Devine, the ‘‘Little Egypt" of Seeley dinner fame, who died alone j In her flat in West Thirty-seventh street , two weeks ago. Mr. ^Hamlin asserts that he married the dancer nearly 12 years ago. The relatives of the dancer will light Hamlin's claims. The estate is estimated at $200,000. At the time of "Little Egypt's" death it wras not generally supposed that she had left a fortune. An investigation, however, revealed the fact that she ow’ned real estate and in New York had several bank accounts besides much valuable jewelry. Her income after the Seeley dinner, It It is said, averaged nearly $1000 a wreek. -- NEGRO MURDERER LYNCHED BY MOB Chattanooga, Tenn., January 20.—New# reached this city tonight to the effect that a posse of Morgan county citizens cap tured and lynched Walter Cole, the negro who yesterday killed Walter Langley, the Cincinnati Southern bridge watchman, at Annadel, Tenn. The posse had followed ; Cole all night and early tills morning sur rounded him in the woods. The negro re sisted arrest and the posse fired, riddling his body with bullets. GREAT THEATRE HORRORS. From the Cincinnati Enquirer. 1811—December 26, theater at Richmond, Va„ 70 killed; 200 injured. 1876— December 6, Conway theater, at Brcxdclyn, 295 killed; 500 injured. 1877— Robinson's opera house, Cincin nati, false alarm; panic; 16 killed; many lnj tired. *881—December 9, Ring theater, Vienna, 700 killed; 400 Injured. 1881—Lehman's theater, St. Petersburg, 700 killed; 400 injured. 1887— May 25, Opera Comlque, Paris, 20 killed; many Injured. 1888— Temple theater, Philadelphia, scores killed; many Injured. 1891—Central theater, Philadelphia, 10 killed; many Injured. v 1897—Charity Bazaar, Paris, 300 killed; scores injured. j897—Theater Cenral, Brussels, many killed; scores injured. 1897—Yore's opera house, Benton Har bor, Mich., 11 killed; 20 injured. 1897—Robinson's opera house, Cincinnati dome fell, 4 killed; many injured. 1897—People's theatre, Aberdeen, Scot land. 10 killed; 40 injured. 1901—November 6, Klondyke theatre, Milwaukee, 11 killed; many Injured. 1903—Iroquois theatre, Chicago, 600 kill ed; scores Injured. 1908—Barnsley, Englapd. 16 killed. 1908—Boyertown, Pa.,\200 killed; scores Injured. Rich Indian Chief Dead. Guthrie, Okla., January 20.—James Big heart, ex-chlef of the Osage Indians, who, It Is claimed, was the richest Indian In the t'nlted States, died today of paralysis, at his home rear Big Heart, In the Osage Nation. Bignoait was born In Henry county, Mo., In years ago. With forty others oe volunteered In a company of Kansas cavalry, and participated In sev eral battler, of the civil war. He owned much valuable land and was a stock holder in two national banks. Bad Wreck on Italian Railway. Milan. Januaiy 20.—Ten persons ure re ported dead and many Injured in a col lision oetween an express train from Rome and a tialn corning from Berga mo, near tins city, tonight. The catas trophe was further aggravatoed by a trln from Milan winch-ran Into the wreckage of the two lll-lated trains. A special train with doctors and nurses has left hare for the scene of ihe disaster. Fish Gets More Time. Chicago, January 20.—Stuyvesant Fish anil others who are endeavoring to pre vent the voting of 281,251 .shares of stock of the Illinois Central Railroad company at the annual meeting of the stockholders of that company on March 2, were today given an extension of time to January 25 In whloh to file reply briefs In an ac tion pending In the superior court. Stork Again Expected. Madrid, January 20.—It Is seml-offieially announced that the Queen of Spain is against enclente. Accouchment Is ex pected In July. . i ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES LINES FOR THE MORNING. Scatter roses, roses, roses All along the -way of life, Lend a hand to fallen brothers Who are conquered In the strife. Make the best of any fortune, Face the future with a smile And. although your place be humble, Try to make It worth your while! DROUTH. "I have here a tale of two cities." “What cities?" “Atlanta and Birmingham." “Cut it out. Too dry." 1^ AN OLD GARDEN. A little maid whose smile was sweet and tender Leaned gracefully above a summer rose, . And Cupid, coming by, made quick sur render To such a pair and such a pretty pose. REALLY STRENUOUS. “That’s the greatest family of athletes I ever knew." “You don’t tell me!" “All the boys are football players and all the girls bargain- hunters." THE STRAP-HANGER.* Each morn he runs to catch his car, In weather cold and hot. The time is short, his office far— He's late, a* like as not. The car is crowded, brimming full, And there’s no place to sit, Where people push and people pull And make the best of it. Now, hanging to a strap would be Among his lesser woes, But villains tramp with fiendish glee Th3 corns upon his toes. And when at last he gets to town He feels but little joy And takes It out with horrid frown Upon the ofTice boy! A PRACTICAL VIEW. "The poet has no money but he is rich In golden dreams." "The butcher wfcn’t trade meat for golden dreams." GROUCH. "Do you ever get tired of living?" "Yes, but I don’t think I would get so tired if some people didn’t make me tired." THE TRUTH. Straight from his heart His verse he wrote. His thoughts wrere on An overcoat. —St. Louis Times. He'd pawned his coat Erstwhile, you see. And that’s what brought Him misery. PLUTO PLEASED. Hell was being paved with good inten tions. "I’m glad this isn’t Birmingham," remarked His Majesty. "There would be a municipal squabble, sure." HOT AND COLD. "Is it possible to measure love?" "Yes." "How?" "With a thermometer." MISSED HIS CHANCE. "Where were you when opportunity knocked at your door?" "In the rear of the‘house firing the cook." A DIGGER. Dig, dig, dig For hats and Paris gowns, There's never an end to the fearful grind And that’s why father frowns. Dig, dig, dig, For all the girls must shine And mother, In her ropes of pearls, Believes in cards and wine. Dig, dig. dig • For money all day long, With never a rest and never a smile And never a lilt of *song. Dig, dig, dig, Expenses drive him on. And they’ll shed a tear and say, "Ohi dear!" When the poor old man is gone. SURE. He took a cold— ’Twas in his head. f The doctor came And now he’s dead. His widow weeps Like everything, But she’ll get married In the spring! RIPPLES. Good morning! Have you had tht grip? Birmingham citizens are keeping theirs in safety deposit vaults. It is reported that Senator Davis will go into vaudeville. He is already our vaudeville senator. "Why not obey the law?" asks the New York World. There is more money made by not obeying the law. "What is the plural of mud?" asks the Baton Rouge State. We don’t know, but suspect it must be slush. "All women are c^ts," says a Cleveland judge. Not all. Some of them are kit tens. "Everybody loves our baby," sings a bard. We’ll bet the neighbors don’t. George Bailey says the sunbeams are kissing the fullblown roses In Houston. Who's kissing the widows, George? Professor J. Lawrence Laughlin of Chi cago says President Roosevelt is a "flashy bluffer." Run, Prof., run! FAUL COOIv. --- GIRL’S STRANGE CAREER From the Seattle Times. •TJ^HIS is the tale of a Seattle girl f(Si) who dresses like a nuyi, poses ''1 continually as a man, and for wJiom two girls have ended their lives, when they found they were madly in love with one of their own sex. Poison ended the life of one; the other turned upon herself the bullet of a revolver. But the girl who has caused these tragedies lives on. Often the officers of the law take her in hand, for she is regarded as a menace to society. But she soon regains her liberty and Is again playing the game she likes so well- The name Nell Pick erell is one familiar to the police far and wide. To her mother this girl is "Harry." “I always played with the boys, and wanted to be one of them," this girl once confided to a friend. As a rule she talks filtle about herself—so wise has she grown on the score of keeping her own counsel. “I did not look like a girl; did not feel like a girl. I seemed to have nothing In common with my own sex. My hair was short and coarse. My shoulders were broad and square like a man's. The lines of my figure were straight. My 'hips were a little broader than a man’s—that was about the only distinguishing feature. "So it seemed impossible to make my self a girl and, sick at heart over the thought that I would be an outcast of the feminine gender, I conceived the idea of making myself a man, and mingling with men as one of them. I put on men’s clothing, and have not discarded it since, though now I am almost 24 years old. I will newer go back to the conventional style of dress; that would make my life so unbearable that I could not stand It. ^Better anything than that.” The early years of Nell Pickerell’s life were spent in a small village near Seat tle. Her father was an old soldier, and then a circus "spieler," traveling over the country as the ticket barker In front of a side show. Her mother has always been her closest friend, and it is she who ctjmes to the front for the man-daughter when difficulty arises. In the family is a brother who suffered severe injury in a street-car accident some years ago. Mrs. Piekerell now’ lives in a comfortable home she owns on Warren avenue. Even with all her varied experiences— more remarkable in their way than those of any other girl in the country—Nell Piekerell looks upon life as more or less of a joke. Again and again she finds herself behind iron bars, but she emerges serenely, usually through the efforts of her mother, who would sacrifice anything for the strange creature that once nestled at her breast. The girl gets genuine pleasure in gather ing to 'herself the affections of trusting girls who see in her an object of passion ate admiration. Hh^ stands tall and straight, Jesses with cure, has features that might be called handsome in a mar, though not pretty in a woman, and one might pass her again and again upon the street without suspecting her true nature or the havoc she has played among women. The first of her victims to end her dis appointed life declared her infatuation knew no bounds. She was madly, rap turously in love with the attractive "Harry” Livingstone. The girl in man’s garb played with the misguided membef of her own sex as an angler with a big speckled trout, until at last the secret was whispered in her ear. Her life seemed worth nothing when she learned the truth. ”1 love you, Harry, even though you have been to me a living lie,” she cried, and shot herself to death. The second victim, within a short space of a few weeks, hurled herself upon the rocks of destruction to the siren song of this woman who plays with life and death. Like a wrecker upon the beach, she placed false beacon Ughts upon the shore to lure upon the treafcherous sands the ships that sail the angiV seas. Hasel Walters felt the lure of \ha girl's false personality, and In her delirium of madness drank a liquid that ended forever the disap pointment that filled her life. Her suicide took place in IProom facing First avenue, near Pike strjet. It was aft™ the second suicide that Nell Pickerell was so severely scored by the coroner, at that time Dr. C. E. Hoye. It was not plssible to prosecute her for a crime, yet In the eyes of the moral law could any crime be worse than hers? The warning that she was given over the body of this second victim was a lesson that Nell Pickerell has never forgotten. Perhaps she was right in saying she had | loved but one man, and that was in her I early youth; it may be that his falsity ! made life what it since became, but those | familiar with the circumstances declare I this girl was in love with George Baker, who was shot down as a safe-cracker by f Policeman Ribbach a year or more ago. The two were often seen together, and were finally called “pals.” Many times has the girl been arrested for frequenting the streets and resorts of North Seattle, and having no apparent means of livelihood. She was arrested in Colfax some time ago, accused of theft, but was not convicted. Her last appear ance in court was very recently when the old charge against her was made, and she was allotted GO days in the county jail, but her mother, with the security of the small home, arranged for her daughter's release, giving a peace bond for three months. It is a pitiful story that Nell Pickerell tells. “I have been persecuted and hounded by the police until I am almost mad,*' she declares, and so plausible a story does * she recite that the sympathy of the hard est listener is quickly won. “I want to reform, but no one giVes me a chance. It is the old story of the dog who is down.1' Vvitu clear, well-spoken words does she tell her story, and there are detectives and policemen on the Seattle force who have sympathy for the girl who dresses like a man. “She’s trying to be on the square," said one of them the other day, “and she ought to have a decent show.'* Big Sales of Tobacco. Lexington, Ivy., January 20.— Half a mil lion pounds of light tobacco was sold on the loose tobacco market today, breaking all records. The prices were exceptionally good. Representatives of every extensive manufacturer in America were present. INSCRIPTION TO A NEWFOUND LAND DOG. By Lord Byron. [ When some proud son of man returns to earth Unknown to glory, but upheld by birth, The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe I And storied urns record who rests below; When all is done upon the tomb is seen. Not what he was, but what should have been. But the poor dog, *in life the firmest friend, The first to welcome, foremost to defend. Whose honest heart is still his master’s own Who labors, fights, lives, breathes for him alone. Unhonor’d fall, unnoticed all his worth. Denied in heaven tlie soul he held on earth; While man, vain insect! hopes to be for given. And claims himself a sole, exclusive heaven. 0 man, thou feeble tenant of an hour, Debased by slavery or corrupt by power. Who knows thee well must quit thee with disgust, / Degraded mass of animated dust! Thy love Is lust, thy friendship all a cheat, Thy smile hypocrisy, they words de ceit! By nature vile, ennobled but by name, Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame. Ye, who, perchance, behold this slmpla urn, Pass on—it honors none you wish to mourn; To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise; 1 never knew but one—and here he lies!