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THE AGE-HERALD E. W. BARRETT.Editor Entered at the Birmingham. Ala., posioffico as second class matter uuder act of Congress March 3, LS'i'J. Daily and Sunday Age-Herald.... $S.OO Daily and Sunday, per month.... •«*> Daily aud Sunday, three months.. 2-00 Sunday Age-Herald . ^ ?0 Weekly Age-Herald, per annum.. .ad Subscription payable in advance. 4 K. Morgan and W. G. V^uuiton are the only authorized traveling rupie •eiitative* of The Age-Uerahi la Ha circuiati. n department. Ho communication will be published without its author's name. Rejected manuscript wili not be returned unless stamps are eucloaed lor that purpose. Remittances can be mads at current rate of exchange. The Age-Herald will not be responsible for money sent through the mails. Address, THE AGE-HERALD, Birmingham, Ala. Washington bureau. 2U? Hibbs build ing. European bureau, 6 Henrietta street. Covent Garden, London. Eastern business office, Rooms 48 to 60, inclusive. Tribune building. New York city; western business otiivih Tribune building, Chicago. The A. C. Beckwith Special Agency, agents <«T» eign advertising. TELEPHONES Bell (private exchange cosseetlsg all departments)* R®* tiii. Just death, kind umpire ot men'* mis eries. With street enlargement doth dismiss me hence, I King Henry VI. Fourth Class Postmasters President Pro Tem Gallinger, a standpat*republican from New Hamp shire, ruled out the provision re quiring popular election of fourth class postmasters. He did this on a point of order, and he was finally sus tained in this by the Senate, whieh was at the time engaged in consider ing the postoffice appropriation bill. This gives the southern fourth class primaries a chance to draw their of ficial breath a while longer at any rate. The proposition came from Senator Bristow of Kansas, a progres sive. The vote on the proposition to strike it out is not given. There may have been no roll call. Public sentiment is rapidly crystaliz ing against the effort of President Taft to fasten upon the country— particularly the south—the partizan appointees of the republican party. President Emeritus Eliot of Harvard has denounced his scheme, and inde pendent papers like Harper's Weekly do not hestitate to say it should be undone in the interest of justice and fair play. The fourth class postmasters in the south have a hard road to travel, and the chances are that in some way they will be upset. No act of the retiring President was more open to just criticism than the one which sought to give the present appointees life positions. Wider Sidewalks in Second Avenue The property holders in Second avenue are opposed to any further encroachment on the street space by the sidewalks, and the city commis sioners have called a halt on the sub ject. If the commissioners would take steps through the patrolmen to make pedestrians keep to the right, and to quit holding conventions on the side walks, the sidewalk space would be found to be sufficient. It is the idler and the man who persists on walking where he should not that congests the sidewalks. The man who walks on the left side is the man to be chiefly blamed. What he does may be endurable and even comfortable in Montgomery, hut here in Birmingham it i6 a misfit. It is a sad misfit in Second avenue, and later still it will be in Third avenue. If all would consider the comfort of others there would be no conges tion o»i any sidewalk. It is thought lessness and a careless way of using the sidewalks that causes all the trouble complained of. A few gentle hints from the patrolmen are needed. A City Clean Movement As the spring approaches the city beautiful idea should present itself strongly to the public mind. With the coming of spring conies the thought! of green sward, flower beds, fresh ^■Jiaint and a general cleaning up. The city authorities should do their part energetically. All the alleys should be cleaned arfd kept clean and sani tary. Many of them are now r. -.y thing but presentable. Property owners and householders should be made to clean up their back yards, for no matter how vigorous the city government may be in enforc ing sanitary laws we cannot have the real city beautiful unless the people co-operate. A campaign of education is needed for everyone, young and old, white and black. No one should throw a banana peel or apple parings on the sidewalk or in the street; not only so but no one should throw bits of paper in the street. Receptacles are placed by the city at convenient distances and peel ings and litter generally should be placed in the street boxes. There are cities where civic pride In muck evidence. Wherever a city I is kept clean there will be found the j city beautiful. Birmingham is not ' financially able to do as much for civic improvements as some other cities and for that very reason the people should get together and strive all the more to promote public cleanliness, in the end that this may be a model city. _ __ Friedmann’s Cure for Tuberculosis Brought to this country primarily by a New York banker who has a son-in-law afflicted with tuberculosis, Dr. Friedmann was welcomed on ar rival by a physician of the United States marine hospital service, who had been officially sent for that pur pose by the surgeon general. The new method is to be tested here, both officially and by private physi cians. It is based on bacilli taken from a turtle which had itself been sub jected to tubercular bacilli taken from a human being. The process of cure is admittedly slow. The first ef fects are not seen until two or three weeks after inoculation, and a com plete cure is a matter of months. Just why this turtle is a necessary intermediary in this cure is not ex plained. It will be soon enough to consider the trouble when it is ascer tained that a step has been taken in curing the most dreadful disease of the temperate zone. The turtle has as good a right to become a benefi ciary of the human race as any other animal, and all will be glad to heart that it is a capable auxiliary in, the saving of human lives. Both the German government and the government of this country seem to think there are possibilities of good in the Friedmann cure, and the results of the forthcoming tests will be awaited with deep interest in many households. , k - zzz lienaming the City's Streets It is to be hoped that individual fads and notions will not be permitted to minimize in any manner the plans of City Engineer Kirkpatrick to give this city a system of street names that is above criticism. If a single duplicate name is left it will not be above criticism. A thorough job is greatly needed, and now is the time to secure it. The addition of numerous suburbs has rendered the confusion even worse than it is in other cities that have not adopted name reform. Now is the time to give the city a clean sheet so far as the names of streets are concerned, and no individual influence or pique should be permitted to get in the way of it. The city engineer should not only resharpen his pencil, but he should also stiffen his backbone to the great est possible extent, for the city needs now a system of names unmarred by secret pull or political influence. Mrs. J. Rockewell Combs Is In Philadel phia arranging for a caravan trip across the continent in behalf or woman suf frage, Mrs. Combs is working among so ciety women and is supported by Mrs. O. II. P. Belmont, who is determined to adopt this plan to canvass the non-suf frage states. Last summer Mrs. Combs undertook an expedition of this kind from Paris to Naples, and Airs. Belmont brought her to this country to under take the new campaign. Tiie caravan trip will begin in May and it is the purpose of Mrs. Belmont to interest In this work wealthy women who will support the cause, but not be compelled to give their personal time to it. Several wagons will be taken, with several tents and other conveniences for stopping here and there on the way. There will be no spectacular marching, but actual hard campaigning, and those who are interested with Mrs. Belmont are of the opinion that they will accomplish results by this practical dem onstration. Charles D. Hides, chairman of the re publican national committee, says that no cad has been issued for a national convention for the purpose of changing the basis of southern representation or to enunciate new rules which would permit each state to select delegates to future conventions in acccudance with its own laws, instead of am arbitrary ruling by the national committee. The refusal of the Senate to confirm the nomination of Irwin B. Uaughlln as secre tary of the embassy to Great Britain will make Hallett Johnson, barely 24, the chief representative of the United States at the court of St. James after March 4. The second secretary is absent on leave. Young Johnson has had only six months’ experience in the diplomatic service,. Mrs. Champ Clark, wife of the speaker, says "Mrs. Wilson will easily be able to dress herself and her three daughters on $1000 a year apiece while they are In the White House." Public sentiment in every direction upholds Mrs. Wilson in her de termination to confine her dress expenses to $1000 a year. The new nickel embellished with an In dian head on one sido and a buffalo de sign on the other will be put into gen eral circulation tomorrow. Two millions of the coin have already been ordered. Josepuh Patrick Tumulty has rented a house in Washington with two bath rooms, and this fact has led some well meaning persons to question the sound ness of his democracy. Vassar students can no longer unbend from their high intellectual attitude by going to moving picture shows. They have given their word they will not. Mexican housewives no longer have to dodge cannon balls as thejr run down to the corner grocery. Mrs. R. C. Burleson, grand marshal of th© suffragist parade, insists that the Stars and Stripes shall be carried at the head of the pageant of March 3. Congressman Palmer says the selection of All Fools’ day for calling the extra session means that we will fool all the calamity howlers. Paul Mario Pierre Thureau-Dangin, the secretary of the French academy, is dead. Some time in the last century he was a prolific author. The Wilson inauguration will be far more* peaceful thap the Huerta inaugu-' ration, but the Weather may not be even j as good. Government by gunmen lias never be- i fore been tried in a country holding 15, 000,000 of people, such as they are. Five million muskrat skins are marketed; each year, but when the consumers getj them they are variously named. Washington chiropodists expect to reap a harvest when General Rosalie and her! army arrive. Time drags on both sides of the fence. It is as boresome to W. H. T. as it is to Woodrow. Mexico should be shaken up and told that this is the twentieth century. The w'ord “elect” wil soon b© chopped out of Woodrow Wilson’s title. After Tuesday next we will have two ] ex-Presidents who are not in accord on any known subject. Huerta is as rhetorical as he is blood thirsty. WHO ARE THE BI.OM) ESKIMOS! V. Stefansson, in Harper’s Magazine for March. There is no reason for insisting now or ever that the “Blond Eskimos" of Vic toria Land are descended from the Scan dinavian^colonists of Greenland, but look ing at it historically or geographically there is no reason why they might not be. We have seen that the Scandinavians flourished for centuries on the west coast of Greenland. We know that at the time when communications between Europe and Greenland were cut off there were still large numbers of them living in Greenland in proximity to the Eskimos. We know that the habits of the Eskimos are such, as exemplified in their relations with the American Indian and the white man in recent times, that they are inclined to mix with any race with which they come in contact. Greenland is not far from Victoria Land. If there were any reason for doing so I could go by sled in less than 24 months from the southwrest corner of Victoria Land to the districts in Greenland which the Scandinavians in habited, or by crossing from Greenland in a boat in summer I could do in one year thence by sled west to Victoria Laud. As a matter of fact, the Eskimos who now winter on the ice west of Victoria Land start thence in March, and by August meet for trading purposes the Eskimos of the Hudson bay, just above Chesterfield inlet. There is, then, no more reason geographically than there is historically to suppose any barrier that could keep the Scandinavians from moving west to Vic toria Land had they wanted to. Tf the reason that tlie Victoria Land Eskimos are European like in that they are of European blood, then the Scandi navian colony in Greenland furnishes not only an explanation, but the only ex planation. It has been suggested in print that there may be some connection be tween the blond tribes and the English explorers of the Arctic islands. A suf ficient lack of information might make this supposition seem probable. It is true, however, that the literature of the Frank lin expeditions not only is fairly com plete, but also the Eskimos themselves still remember such contact as they had with the explorers. Of all tribes visited by us only three were shown by our lit erature to have come in contact with the explorers, and in all these three tribes I found men still living who remembered the incident. The extracts already quoted show tljat when the first Englishmen came in\ contact with these people they found already among them exactly the same blond traits that we find today, and, secondly, the amount of contact was so slight that no physical change of whole tribes could have been produced. Had Franklin's entire ship's company of 230 men survived in Victoria Land, and had they all married among and lived among the Eskimos, their descendants could not have been numerous enough to giver us the condition we find there today. We have rec'ords, however, of the actual death of more than half of Franklin’s men, and we feel certain that they had all perished be I fore the year 3860 at the latest. WOOD THAT OUTLASTS IRON From the Boston Transcript. A wood which, according to the depart ment of agriculture, outlasts iron and steel when placed in water is British Guiana greenheart. It is used in ship and dock building, trestles, bridges, ship ping platforms, flooring and for all pur poses Involving great wear and tear. When the greenheart dock gates in the Mersey harbor at Liverpool were removed In order that the channel might be deep ened and widened, the same wood was again employed in building the enlarged gates, and wood placed in the gates of the t Canada dock in 185*> was used again in its reconstruction in 1894. The use of greenheart has been speci fied for sills and fenders in the lock gates of the Panama canal. Nansen’s ship, the Fram, and the Antarctic ship Discovery were built of greenheart. In addition to its use as timber, great quantities of the wood are made into charcoal. Though it grows in parts of British, French and Dutch Guiana, Venezuela, Brazil, Colombia, Peru, Trinidad, Jamaica and Santo Domingo, it Is being cut only in British Guiana, where It is found along the sea coast and water courses. Green j heart used to bring $1 a cubic foot at the I point of shipment, but the present price is considerably less. ODD BOX OFFICE REQUESTS From the New York Journal. A visitor from out of town appeared at the Metropolitan box office recently. “I would like to have seat No. 90,” she said to t'hc man behind the grating. “There is no such seat in the house,” lie *told her. “But there must be,” she insisted. “A friend of mine in Troy told me it was the best seat in the house, and to be sure and get it if possible.” The ticket seller thought a moment and handed out a ticket. It was marked Seat G, How T. “That’s the nearest thing to ‘ninety’ I can give ycru,” said tie. When the buyer had departed he said: "We have all kinds of funny requests. The other day a funny chap caine along and asked for the dog seat. 7 told him dogs were not allowed. Tlitn he said: •Well, give me I\9, then.’ ” # IN HOTEL LOBBIES Comparing Birmingham and Denver “Returning to Birmingham this week from Denver, after an absence of two years and a hall’, I nigrvel at the im provement seen' on every hand," said Homer Hesterly. “When I first went to Denver that city seemed prosperous and progres sive. The census of 1910 credited it with a population of 213,000, but busi ness conditions there have not been good of late. The mainstay of Den ver has been the tourist business and that lias fallen off largely because of two severe winters we had there. In commercial circles there has been much depression for the past few months. “Here in Birmingham everybody seems busy. I have visited a number of western cities and some of them were full of thrift but Birmingham is so far ahead of other places that there is simply no comparison. This was a go ahead city when I lived here, but it now looks phenomenal, indeed/' lltiftliicMK Activity “A few weeks ago l remarked that my business last year was 50 per cent better than that of any previous year since I had been engaged in business in Birmingham, and now 1 am able to state that in January and February of this year I have made new high rec ords as compared with the same pe riod in 1912,” said R. L. Seals of the Seals Piano company. “I have been selling pianos here for more than a quarter of a century, and I have never felt so optimistic as I do today. I have always refrained from boasting about my trade, but business has been so good that I can not help now speaking of it. Last Saturday my concern Bold 27 pianos and that was certainly a fine day’s business. The outlook for the year could not well be brightey.” Dintiugiiishccl Naval Officer “Commodore Albion D. Wadhams, United States navy, who visits Bir mingham this week, and who will de liver a public address under the aus pices of the Chamber of Commerce Friday night, is wot only known as a man of intellectual force and large ex perience in life, but he is a noted wit,” said Sterling A. Wood. ' Although the commodore is now on the retired list he still takes a lively interest in the navy. He was born at Wadhams’ Mill, N. Y., in June, 1847. He graduated at the naval academy, and was appointed ensign in 1869. He served on the Pacific squadron and was instructor at the naval academy from 1875 to 1878; served on the coast sur vey in 1878 and 1879; was on duty at the Washington navy yard several years; was executive officer of the Mohican from 1893 to 1895; has been inspector of several lighthouse districts and during the Spanish-American war was in charge of the eighth coast defense district. He commanded the Monongahela in 1899, and later was in command of St. Mary’s navy yard Still later he was In charge of the (Norfolk nav.y yard, lie has been on (the retired list since 1907.” The South’* Great Future “No section of the country has shown such substantial development, agricul turally, commercially and industrially, perhaps, as the south in the past 10 years," said Charles W. Dugan of Chi cago. "I visit five or six southern states I every year or two and am more or less in touch with every one of them. With out exception all the southern states have prospered and continue to prosper. 'I spent the first week of February in Texas, and it was plain to see that that state was enjoying a healthy boom. Ev ery city and town in Texas so far as I could learn was forging ahead at a fast rate. Business in Dallas and Houston was certainly humming. "Alabama has come forward agricul turally in the past two years in a very marked degree and as for Birmingham as an indusfrial and commercial center, it is more talked about in the north than any other southern city." Prediction About the Cabinet “It seems settled that William Jennings Bryan Is to be Secretary of State, but l think it is a saf^ prediction that he will not remain in Wilson's cabinet four years,” said former Mayor W. M. Dren nen. ‘‘I have always regarded the Ne- . braska statesman as a man of remark- i able ability. 1 think he is one of the smartest in this country. Whether he is well fitted for the office of Secretary of State I am not prepared to say, but friction is almost sure to come, I think. “Mr. Underwood and Mr. Wilson could get along well together, but without In tending to criticise anybody I do not be lieve that harmony will prevail in ad ministration circles so long as Bryan is in the cabinet. He is a man who likes to dominate. Mr. Wilson has a very strong will and he is not the sort of a man to be dictated to. Mr. Underwood is of the highest importance at this time and if Wilson's administration is a suc cess it will be due largely to Underwood’s statesmanship. The President will cer tainly need Underwood’s hearty and in timate friendship. “It would not surprise m£ to sec a re organization of the cabinet, as soon as Underwood’s tariff measures are enacted into law. It is more than likely that Underwood will eventually become Sec retary of the Treasury In order that he may hlCve a hand in directing the op eration of the new tariff.’’ Kegarding Sunday A iiiumc kioiiIh “I believe in Sunday concerts be cause high class music is elevating and in a certain sense religious, but i have never patronized a Sunday thea tre, nor have I ridden on a Sunday ex cursion train,” said a member of the Chamber of Commerce. “As to moving picture show's, I agree with Mr. Chall foux, who was quoted recently as say ing that if biblical and historical sub jects were presented good might re sult from Sunday afternoon ‘movies.’ •‘Those who oppose all form of Sun day diversion in a public hall some times make exaggerated remarks which would lead untraveled people to think that Sunday entertainments in cities indicate a low state of morals. Well, 1 happened to be in Minneapolis on a Sunday several month sago, 4and noticed that the large theatres there were open for matinees and night ^per formances. In passing along the street 1 saw' a sign, ’matinee this afternoon.’ I supposed it was a Saturday sign that had remained over Sunday by rea son of carelessness, but on stepping into the vestibule of the theutre was informed that the sign meant Sunday afternoon. I wras told that nearly all the theatres had Sunday matinees. •‘1 had attended a church service in Minneapolis Sunday morning. The building had a large seating capacity, but not large enough to accommodate all who came, for there were many men standing in the aisles. On that Sunday night I passed by a large Pres byterian church as the congregation was coining out and there was a vast throng of worshippers. “Minneapolis has the city beautiful idea well developed. It impressed me as a model city. I remained there sev eral days and never saw a man on the streets under the influence of liquor; never heard of any shootings or disorderly conduct of any kind. Min neapolis has a large foreign popula tion, but the people seem to §e polite and especially w'ell mannered, and yet it is a Sunday theatre town. I am not saying this by way of argument in fa vor of a wide open Sunday, but simply to give a bit of information." j THE UNQUIET HOTELS OF SPAIN I W. D. Howells, in Harper's Magazine for S March. The dinner, when we came back to it, was not very good, or at least not very wihning. and the next night it .was no bet ter, though the head waiter had then made us so much favor with himself as to promise us a side table for the rest of our stay. He was a very friendly head waiter, and the dining room was a long glare of the encaustic tiling which all Seville seems lined with, and of every Moorish motive in the decoration. Besides, there was a young Scotch girl, very interesting ly pale and delicate of face, at one of the tables, and at another a Spanish girl with the most wonderful fire red hair, and there were several miracles of the beautiful obesity which abounds in Spain. When we returned to the annex it did seem, for the short time we kept our win dow's shut, that the manager had spoken i true, and we promised ourselves a tran quil night, which, after our two nights in ordova, we needed if wre did not mer it. But ^e had counted without the spread of popular education in Spain. Under our windows, just across the way, j there proved to be a school of the “Royal j Society of Friends of Their Country,” as the Spanish inscription in its front pro claimed; and at dusk its pupils, children and young people of both sexes, began clamoring for knowledge at its doors. About 10 o’clock they burst from them again with joyous exultation in their ac quirements; then, shortly after, every manner of vehicle began to pass, especi ally heavy market w’agons overladen and drawn by horses swarming with bells. Their succession left scarcely a moment of the night unstunned; but if ever a moment seemed to be escaping, there was a maniacal bell In a church near by that clashed out: “Hello! Here’s a bit of si lence; let’s knock it on the head!” We went promptly the next day to the .gentle old manager and told him that he had been deceived in thinking he had given us rooms on a quiet street, and ap pealed to his invention for something, for anything, different. His invention had probably never been put to such stress before, and he showed us an excess of impossible apartments, which we sub jected to a consideration worthy of the greatest promise in them. Our search ended in a suit© of rooms on the top floor, Where he could have the range of a flat roof outside if we wanted; but as the pri vate family living next door kept hens, led by a lordly turkey, on their roof, we were sorrowfully forced to forego our peculiar advantage. Peculiar we then thought it, though w*e learned afterward that poultry farming was not uncommon on tho flat roofs of Seville, and tliero is now no telling how* we might have pros pered if we had taken those rooms and .stocked our roof with Plymouth Rocks and Wyandottes. At the moment, howr ever, we thought it would not do, and we could only offer our excuses to the man ager, whoso resources wre had now ex hausted, but not whose patience, and we parted with expressions of mutual esteem and regret. THE HAWK AND THE CROWS John Burroughs, in Harper’s Magazine for March. Day after day and week after week as I look through the big, open barn door 1 see a marsh hawk beating about low over the fields. He, or rather she (for 1 see by the greater size and browner color that it is the female), moves very slowly and deliberately on level, flexible wing, now over the meadow, now over the oat or millet field, then above the pasture and the swamp, tacking and turning, here eyo bent upon the ground, and no doubt send ing fear or panic through the heart of many a nibbling mouse or sitting bird. She occasionally hesitates or stops in her flight and drops upon* the ground, as if seeking insects or frogs or snakes. I have never yet seen her swoop or strike after the manner of other hawks. It is a pleasure to watch her through the glass and see her make these circuits or the fields on effortless wing, day after day, and strike no bird or other living thing, as if in quest of something she never finds. I never see the male. She has per haps assigned him other territory to hunt over. He is smaller, with more bind in his pluniage. One day she had a scrap or a game of some kind with three or four crows qn the side of a rocky hill, I think the crows teased and annoyed her. I heard their rawing and saw them persuing the hawk, and then saw her swoop upon them or turn over in the air beneath them, as if to show them what feats she could do on the wing that were beyond their powers. The crows often made a peculiar gutteral rawing and cackling as if they enjoyed the sport, but they were clumsy and awkward enough on the wing compared to the hawk. Time after time she came down upon them from a point high In the air, like a thunderbolt, but never seemed to touch them. Twice 1 saw her swoop upon them us they sat upon the ground, and the crows called out in half sportive, half protesting tones, as if saying, "That was a little too close; beware, beware;!’ It was like a skillful swordsman flourishing his weapon about the head of a peasant; bi*t not a feather was touched so far as I couli^see. It Is the only time I ever saw this hawk In a sportive or aggressive mood. I have seen jays tease the sharp shinned hawk in this way, and escape his retaliating blows by darting into a cedar tree. All tlie crow tribe, I think, love to badger and mock some of their neighbors. CO A I- TAR FOR PAVING From the Newark News. Coal tar mixed with a mineral and a vegetable substance Is claimed by the IJndenhot Chemical works as a success fu lroad paving substitute for asphalt. Into a heated vat is placed 1000 parts of tar and to this is added from 200 to 300 parts of fine sawdust, or even wood shavings or chips, with from 400 to 500 parts of groung chulk, marl or ashes. Tlte mixture Is stirred until homoge nous, tlie temperature being kept between 130 and ISO wegreeS C. The mass can be molded into paving lilocgs, or it can be rblley into a uniform and elastic layer, which resists wear, heat and edit ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES A LONG WAIT. •'In twenty years from now." said Pete, "Just look for me on Easy street." Tlie time went by, with hopeful air We looked and found he wasn't there. But one whom we did question said, The while he wagged a hoary head,. ' I once did know a fellow who Lived back this way, a mile or two. "He might have been the man you seek. He earned, I think, twelve plunks a week "And had so large a family, From debt he never did get free. "And when at last he closed his eyes And went, I hope, to Paradise, "He whispered, ere his spirit passed, 'I ve come to Easy street at last!' ” HARD TO CONVINCE. "I see where a scientist chased a butter fly for a whole year." "I once knew a young fellow who chased a butterfly all around the world." "How did the chase end?" "She said 'Yes' In Egypt.” HAZARDING A GljESS. "There's something grotesque about Pil kins. I don't know exactly what.” "Ahem! Have you ever seen his wife?" A MODERN MAID. "I don't suppose Felice could make a pie.” "No, but you ought to see her mend a puncture." “In a sock?" "Good heavens, no! In a tire.” the owl and the pussy cat. The Owl and the Pussy Cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat: They took some honey and plenty of money Wrapped up in a five-pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above And sang to a small guitar: “Oh, lovely Pussy, oh, Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are, _ j What a beautiful Pussy you are!” Pussy said to the Owl: “You elegant fowl, ' How charmingly sweet you sing! Oh, let us be married; too long we have tarried; But what shall We do for a ring?’’ They sailed away for a year and a day To the land where the bong-tree grows. And there in the wood a Piggy-wig stood With a ring at the end of Ids nosfc* His nose, His nose, With a ring at the end of his nose. “Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?” Said the Piggy: *T will.” So they took it away and were married next day By the Turkey wiio^lives on the hill. They dined on mince and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon: And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon. —Edward Lear.' MEANING THE BILLOWS. “I understand Perdita flirted with some high rollers at the beach last summer.” “So she did, and nearly got drowned.” PAUL COOK. AT NAPLES ON THE GULF Henry Watterson, in the Louisville Cour- I ier-Journal. O go to bed in the metropolis of, lot us say Kentucky and to wake up— figuratively speaking—in the Ever glades of Florida is the most startling of human transitions. It seems but yesternight that the allied armies of the besieging north with bat tering rams of wind and snow were bear ing down upon the roof and heating against the blinds; that the outer walls were encased in ice; and that the cry was “more blankets" and “another buck et of coal!" ?Thls morning I am awakened by the song of birds and the smell of roses, albeit through wire screens; by the sound of waves gently lapping the sandy beach; by the yelping of dogs Impatient for the hunters and the hunt. Truly Wal ter Haideman buiided wiser than he knew when he was caught by the lure of the flowers and the glimpse of paradise which had been nicknamed Napies-on-the-Gulf. I can see him now tugging at his heard and reading that letter from C’erro Gordo Williams. General Williams was pos sessed of a fertile fancy and a sanguine spirit. Nobody ever accused him of pes simism. How lie originally came down here—only a hundred miles north of Key West, nearly 200 miles south of Tampa— I know not; but here he was, and that letter—! The fishing? Virginal. You had only to poke your prow Into a school of mack erel to come presently into a university of pompano. The "groupers" danced the turkey-trot upon the banks just a little ways out from shore and down toward Gordon Pass the “snappers" no sooner heard the fisher’s voice than they came from their cave-like dwellings under the mangrove roots to take his line and honor his draft. Tarpon! The "Silver King" •••••••••••••••••••••••••■••••••••••••••••••••••••a held his majestic court alike In the Gulf of Mexico and the Bay of Naples. "Just atvhile ago," I quote from that renowned epistle of the Bluegrass statesman, "a tarpon, escaping a shark, leaped entirely over the boat and then leaped back again, falling into Bennett'B lap and breaking his leg. Be —the tarpon, of course - “weighed 132 pounds.". And yet. according to the Kentucky senator, the fishing was merely pastime by comparison with the hunting. Deer stalked round the settlement by night. Wild turkeys were so unused to the sight of man that they stood about in flocks of ten and blocks of five and allowed them selves to be shot for very love of sport. The panther and the catamount furnished a bit of occasional excitement. Now and then bruin cohld be seen sucking wild honey from the full trough of a luxuri ous bamboo. As for duck and quail, they "were too numerous to mention." They "just flew into the pot." And over all the eagle soared and screamed and through the tortuous undergrowth the rattler crept, "as fumiliar and friendly as a mem ber of the family.” So Gen. John S. Williams wrote and so Walter N. Haldeman read and tugged at his heard. "Oh, he’ll get you," I sahl. And he did, and It lengthened’ and bright ened the days of both of them and re mains to this good hour a living memo rial, as of God's bounty, for, optimist though he was, the Imagination of the hero of Cerro Gordo could not overstate the enchantment of Naples-on-tbe-Gulf. That was 30 years ago. Ever since Nfl ples-on-the-Gulf has been a thought to live for. A third generation is well on Its way now. Maybe when the canal is go ing, commerce will strike it. Then, good by to paradlEe. But not yet, thank heaven, not yet. ROOT ON WOMAN SUFFRAGE Washington Correspondent Chicago Record-Herald. Senator Root of New York has en tered the fight which is waging here between the woman suffrage advocates and the antis by declaring himself un equivocally in opposition to votes for women. “I am opposed to the granting of suffrage to women, because I believe that it would be a loss to women, to all women, and to every woman,” said Senator Root, “and because ,1 believe It would be an injury to the state, and to every man and woman in Hie state. “It would be useless to argue this if the right of suffrage were a natural right. If it were a natural right then women should have it though the heav ens fall. But if there be any one thing settled in the long discussion of this subject, it is that suffrage is not a natural right but simply a means of government, and the sole question to be discussed is whether government by the suffrage of men and women will he better government than by the suffrage of men alone. “The question is, therefore, a ques tion of expediency and the question of expediency upon this subject is not a question of tyranny, but a question of liberty, a question of the preservation of free constitutional government, of law, order, peace and prosperity. “Into my judgment there enters no element of the inferiority of woman. It is not that woman is inferior to man, but it is that woman is different from man; that in the distribution of powers, of capacities, of qualities, our Maker has created man adapted to the performance of certain functions in the economy of nature and society, and women adapted to the perform ances of other functions. “One question to lie determined In the discussion of this subject is whether the nature of woman is such that her taking upon her the perform ances of the functions implied in suf frage will leave her in the possessipn and the exercise of her highest pow ers and on entering upon a field in which, because of her differences from man, she is distinctly inferior. “1 have said that I though suffrage would be a loss tor women; I think so because suffrage implies not merely the castlng’of the ballot, the genile and peaceful fall of the snowflake; but suf frage, if it mean- anything, means en tering upon the field of political, life, and politics is modified war. In poli ties there is struggle; strife, conten tion, bitterness, heart burning excite ment, agitation, everything which is adverse to the "frue character of woman. Woman rules today by the sweet and npblff influences df her char acter. Put woman Into the arena of conflict and she abandons these great weapons which control the world, and she takes into her hands weapons witli which she Is unfamiliar and which she is unable to wield.” THE AMERICAN NEWSPAPER R. A. Scott-James, In Harper’s Weekly. I cannot resist the conviction that it is tiie localisation of papers, the present im possibility of their being national papers, which accounts for so many of their ob vious defects. It partly accounts for their commercialism. It partly accounts for their inaccessibility to ideas. How little \ space Is devoted even to politics, except at particularly exciting moments when Mr. Roosevelt may be on the war path! llow great a spaco is devoted to busi nesses and corporations! The 'leading article” or editorial is a feature which no English morning paper has dared to neglect; but tho corresponding editorial page Ui America is generally far the worst part. Usually it is the part that is the worst written, and it Is entirely lacking in authority. But I must qualify this re mark by saying that It does not apply to the editorial page of the Evening Post— with which I should generally, as It hap pens, disagree—and that both the Phila delphia Bulletin and the Boston Tran script struck me as quite exceptionally the serious attention which they gave to their editorial pages and their special articles. Dramatic criticism in most papers resolves itself into stage gossip and personalities; it is slightly inferior, 1 think, to the dramatic criticism of English papers, and infinitely inferior to that of Paris. The literary columns, if not con spicuous by their absence, have generally t'he same characteristics as the dramatic columns; though I must again except two of tho above mentioned papers. The New York Times has an excellently arranged supplement, but the criticism in it is not superior to that of the Eondon Dally Tele graph or the Morning Post. To speak generally, editors who may happen to be men of broad, general ideas are not encouraged to apply those ideas to their papers. For the average uaily journal does not exist to propagate ideas. In that direction its promoters have usu ally no special pride or ambition. They are business men. Papers arc tho com modity in which they deal—an elastic com modity which on occasion may subserve other business interests. It is their belief ; that the general public—the majority for which they cater—demands constant sen sation of the crudest kind; that it de mands variety; that it detests continuity, that it prefers the language of slang t* tho English language. They cater, i»% fact, to every one who can read, to every one who lias come under the spell of ele mentary education. They refuse to igi* w* tHe tastes of the most ignorant or even the most brutalized of readers, and they persuade themselves that these are the majority. ABOU BEX ADHEM By Leigh Hunt. Abou Ben Adhem (.may his tribe in crease!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace. And saw, within the moonlight of his room. .Making It rich, and like a Illy In bloom, An'angel writing in a book of gold— Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And to tUO presence in the room he said: "What vritest thou1?" The vision raised its head, And with a look made all of sweet ac cord. Answer’d: "The names of those who love the Lord." "And Is mine one?” said Abou. "Nay, not so,” •Replied the angei. Abou spoke more low, But cheerily still and said: “I pray thee, then, Write me .as one who loves his fellow men." The angel wrote and vanish'd. The neat night ( ■ It came again with a great awakening j light, And allow'd the names whom love of God < had bless'd, (, And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest. • ■ ' -• • '•**'•*