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THEAGEHERAH K. VV. BARRETT.Edltoi Entered at the Birmingham, Ala., postoffice as second class matter under act of Congress March 3, 1879. Daily and Sunday Age Herald—|8.00 Daily and Sunday per month.7u Daily and Sunday, three months .. 2.00 Weekly Age-Herald, per annum.. .60 Sunday Age-Herald . 2.00 A. J. Eaton, Jr., and O. E. Young are the only authorized traveling repre sentatives of The Age-Herald in its circulation department. No communication will be published without its authors name. Rejected manuscript will not bo returned unless •tamps are enclosed for that purpose. Remittances can be made at current rate of exchange. Tne Age-Herald will Hot be responsible lor money sent througn the malls. Address, THE AGE-HERALB Birmingham, Ala. Washington bureau, 207 Hibbs build ing. European bureau, 6 Henrietta stieet. Covent Garden, London. Eastern business office, Rooms 48 to 60, inclusive. Tribune* building, New York City; Western Duslnejs office. Tribune building, Chicago. The S. C. Beckwith Special Agency, agents for eign advertising. TELEPHONE Hell (private exchange connecting all department*). Main 4900. Music with her silver sound With speedy help doth lend redress. —Romeo nnd Juliet. BEGIN N INCi THE DAI —I thank Thee, O inv God, for friends and friendly nasoelatlona. Thou hast not ^ doomed me to live alone, hut hast ■ j surrounded me with hearts that an- ij swer to mine. I am upheld and com- | furled nnd made rich l»> the com- j pany of those who walk with me. j Help me to live iinderstiindingly In this foregleam of heaven, la ( hrlst's v name. Amen.—H. M. IE - -- - The Aeroplane Stabilizer The sad predicament of the dove ol peace and the situation in Mexico have not entirely diverted attention from inventors who are working on the problem of a stabilizer for aero planes. Naturally, the success of their efforts will have some effect on the wars of the future by making war aeroplanes safer, but the attempt now being made to improve the aeroplane's efficiency is not prompted by a de sire to render war more deadly. It has a broader and more utilitarian ob ject. The birdman already has a p'.ace in modern warfare, but as a comma* ,1 cial proposition the aeroplan^*;" an experiment. The British have found a *'ice claims t0 tiral enough. g*aUiH”r that is prac warrant the plan of it being kept secret, although the British government “will consider the ques tion of revealing it soon in view of the pressure being brought to bear to make it public in the interest of hu manity’s conquest of the air." This stabilizer was invented by Col. J. E. B. Seely, who claims that stability depends chiefly on the shape of the flying machine. In a recent address delivered in Philadelphia Mr. Wright said that _t* .work on a stabilizer was making satis r factory progress and spoke as if he considered the problem solved, al >• though aviation experts seem averse '* .Alto | taking the public into their con ,</ 'IMence, so far as this matter is con i' IT erned. * Now that aerial flights are said to cure some of the ills that flesh is heir to and more and more people are ex pressing a desire to aviate, the inven tors should lose no time in making the aeroplane both safe and sane. If it d^n be so constructed that it won’t tip ovtr, no matter what happens to the operating machinery and the steering gear, and no matter how the wind blows, then the prediction that we will soon be flying to business in aero planes may be realized. Of course such daring individuals as Aviator Beachey, whose latest accomplishment is the “corkscrew flip-flop,” would scorn any contrivance designed to prevent their necks from being broken, but prudent people everywhere will welcome the day whqn it will be possi ble to navigate the air with the sense V of security that is now so /woefully lacking. Dreadnaughts as Life Conservators It has been the custom to regard warships and dreadnaughts only •S instruments of death and destruc tion, but in view of recent events they may become to be looked upon at engines of preservation and media of mercy. In fact, almost daily hat the American navy been offering sig nificant illustrations of the fact thai the untimate purpose of our men ol war and companioning craft is to con serve life instead of destroying it to further peace rather than prose eating war. Current advices are to the effec that the Norwegian steamship At lantis, after running aground a hund rod miles from Tampico and being al most In a sinking condition, was res cued by the American man-of-wa Connecticut and her entire crew saved Only a few days a;;o another war boat picked up five survivors of thi steamship Columbian which was de stroyed by fire in mid-Atlantic, am the revenue Cutters Apache and Onon daga went to\ the rescue of an un '■ known vessel lying helpless at the i mouth of the Potomac river. Such occurences are becoming common place and the record of these war craft for useful and heroic deeds is most brilliant. Frequent figuring in such tragic events and participat ing in deeds of mercy have a softening effect upon those engaged therein as well as upon those who read of the deeds, and they but emphasize the fact that maintenance of a great navy does I not mean the brutalizing of men or I nations, but upon the contrary it is J instrumental in urging men to deeds j of sacrifice and daring, inspiring them : to respond to the impulses of altruism I as well as insuring a more constant | pursuit of all the arts of peace. Commencement Season This is the glad time of the year for high school, seminary and college graduates. It is commencement sea son. Some of the finals have taken place already, but many of them are set for this week. The old time baccalaureate sermon was profound and sometimes dry, but ' the modern baccalaureate preacher is 1 chosen for his peculiar gifts, notably : the gift of holding the attention of old and young. He is a man with a message, and with few exceptions, what he has to say is clean cut and animating. . The schools, institutes and colleges of Alabama are prospering, and the , commencement exercises this week | will he full of interest. This state is , fortunate in having in her college , faculties men of exalted character and i fine pedagogical equipment. The in structors are earnest and conscien- | tious. Their zeal has had a direct ef- , feet upon the student bodies, and the < enthusiasm which is so much in evi- i Jence in the class room comes in a < urge measure from the enthusiasm of 1 [hose whose business and privilege 6 t is to impart knowledge to the young. Among the commencements of the s veek will be Howard’s and that at f \uburn. This has been a banner year r 'or the Alabama Polytechnic institute. 1 \ccording to President Thach, Auburflf' las had the most successful jfear in ts history. Its graduatin '-* ’ . -iSrt-ig class is the argest in many^r “ years. The student lodv total,■ n * ‘ „„ ^rf.r about 820. 1 he institute . technic in fact as well as in f?1 Jfe, and in each department instruc tion is thorough. Auburn has done great work for Alabama, and it is believed that next year the enrollment of students will reach nearly, if not quite, 1000. The commencement at the Univer sity of Alamaba begins next Sunday, May 31, and will continue through Wednesday, June 3. On Thursday, June 2, Congressman A. Mitchell Pal mer of Pennsylvania will deliver the alumni address. Under the presidency of Dr. .George H. Denny the university has grown strong, and its influence is now felt throughout the south as never before. Alabama is to be congratulated in deed upon the achievements of its in stitutions of higher learning. Was St. Paul a Myth? Surely these are the days of the iconoclast and so-called higher crit icism is mowing down the characters of history as the reaper cuts the grain. It is not unfamiliar to modern j ears to hear the existence of Christ denied, but now comes one Samuel Lublinski, a German, who refutes the historicity of St. Paul and asserts that the great Damascene was but a sun-god. He advances as the proof of his argument, if argument it may be called, that St. Paul was said to have been imprisoned at Philippi and Phil ippi is a symbol for the land of the dead. The disciple's journey from Asia to Rome is said to typify the passing of the sun from east to west. Peter was a doube and Lydia, the “seller of purple” was a double of the mythi cal female Mary-Isis. No one can think of treating Lub linski .seriously and it may be set down as certain that centuries hence there will be found men of his ilk who will declare that Napoleon was a sun god, a double of Apollo. They will ar gue in this fashion: Napoleon is an anagram for Apolyon and Apolyon means the sun. Napoleon was bom of Letitia and Apollo’s mother was named Latona, a slight variant. Bona part had four brothers upon thrones and they signify the four cardinal points of the compass, north, west, south and east. The Russian campaign was but a symbol for the journey of ! the sun to the north. For a while the snows melt before him but about the time that Moscow was said to have been reached, the sun began to re cede. All a symbol of the sun-god, a type of Apollo. Nothing is better established his torically than the identity of St. Paul and one is sure that he is a real per sonage. The conceit of this Lub linski must be accredited to a mental vagary or an abnormal craving for notoriety in the securing of which his sun-god theory is an absurd ef fort. I “Go ahead and leave me,” said Colonel Roosevelt In the jungles of South America. If the camera men could have been-there! I V i W. C. Phalen of the United States geo logical survey says the year 1913 was the most prosperous In the history of the bauxite and aluminum industries of this country. The production of bauxite in 1913 was 210,211 long tons valued at $997, 696. It is chiefly used as raw material in producing metallic aluminum, in the man ufacture of aluminum salts, bauxite bricks and alundiutn, which is used as an abrasive. The aluminum consumed in this country last year amounted to 72,379,090 pounds, nearly 10,000,000 pounds more than ^ whs consumed In the United States in 1912. Of the 377,000,000 pounds of aluminum 1 produced In the last 20 years more than ! 329.000,000 pounds have been consumed in the last 10 years, showing the re markable growth of the aluminum industry. In 1864 the total produc tion was only 150,000 pounds. Alum inum is used to a great extent in making Looking utensils, but it is employed on a larger scale in the construction of welded tanks, cooking vats and vessels used by jrewers. manufacturers of preserves and rat renovators and in those industries svhhh require a metal that will not con Ju< t heat, will not corrode and is not >oisonous. Experiments have shown that m!y oranges, lemons, Brussels sprouts md tomatoes affect this metal, but the luminum dissolved by these agencies is o small that no harm is done. The use 't aluminum wire in long distance power ransmlsslon is also increasing. An alumi iuni powder known as aluminum bronze s used as a paint pigment, in making ex plosives and in lithographing and printing, aluminum foil is used for wrapping com her dal articles such as cheese, choco ate candies and tobacco, while aluminum olos in shoes protect the foot from all lampness and last much longer than eat her soles. After a majestic voyage across the At antlc ocean the Vatcrland was humiliated t Hoboken by an impudent little tub rawing a barge. While waiting for the ug to take itself out of the way she rifted below her berth, and it took other ugs four hours to straighten her out gain. Steerage passengers don't avail them elves to any great extent oft the king acilities provided for in one of the ew liners, . is not to be expected hat habits of a lifetime can be over come during*a brief ocean voyage. A New York barkeeper of many years' experience bears the reputation of never laving uttered a profane word. Yet, bar ceiping presents many vexatious prob enis that would try the patience of a mint. The plaintiffs in a Pittsburg lawsuit that nsted 42 years were awarded 6'i cents and ten-elevenths of 20 acres of land. As -here were 70 plaintiffs the pro rata share Is nothing to speak of. A wealthy woman in Connecticut, old enough to know better, has just married her young chauffeur, who is thus moved from the front seat to the back seat of the tonneau. A Massachusetts bellboy has received a legacy of $30,000 because he was polite to a hotel guest. The door of opportunity is never closed to ambitious bellhops. A Georgetown astronomer thinks the new comet reported by observers is only a tramp and has no real standing in the society of comets. A Brooklyn woman gave a party in honor of a “hired girl," who has been in her service 50 years. A rara avis among domestics. ——- . A Philadelphia savant says the hobble skirt is 3000 years old. That's tracing it back almost to the Garden of Eden. BANK OF LIVINGSTON From the Florence Times. The people of Lexington intend to es tablish a hank at that thriving town and have already made up very nearly the amount of capital necessary. The capital stock will be $10,000 paid in. This is going some, and it indicates the progressive spirit of our people. With three banks in Florence, and one in Rogersville, Water loo and Lexington each, we will have am ple banking facilities sure. Lauderdaie is on the rising ground, and our progress from now on will be steady and sure and rapid. ELECTRIC POWER IN BLOCTON From the Blocton Enterprise. R. A. Mitchell of Gadsden, vice presi dent of several subsidiary companies of the Alabama Power company, was here Tuesday looking ovec the field with a view of placing electric power in West Blocton. LUKE M’LUKE SAYS From the Cincinnati Enquirer. The old-fashioned man who wanted to fight when you called him a liar now lias a son who is a member of the Ananias club. When you see two White shoes drying on a window sill and a girl hanging out of the same window drying her hair, you can bet that she isn't going to eat any raw onions for supper. No, Myrtle. Great heavens, no! Cyril Maude is not a chorus lady. He is an actor. You may have noticed that the easy going man is usually a kind of human door mat.. A woman*is always tickled to death to see a paperhanger when he comes, and tickled to death to see him go when he goes. The only time I ever envy a deaf man Is when he is going home to his wife about 2 a. m. after having a large evening. Before marriage the only thing she w'on't believe about him is that he is unworthy of her. After marriage it i« the only thing she does believe about him. A woman is smarter than a man. She can make him think he understands her wl.cn he knows he doesn’t. \ There is nothing wonderful In the fact that a horse does not run away when he sees an automobile. But a horse is en titled to some credit for not running away when he sees a girl wearing a purple hat with a four-foot cerise how, a yellow waist with blue trimmings, and a red skirt with two green potato sacks hang ing on her hips. The girl who accepts the first boob who comes along may be playing safe, but she is missing a lot of valuable experi ence. ; The only way to account for some of the husbands women marry is the fact that most women are confirmed bargain fiends. And the Lord Isn’t alone in loving a cheerful giver. IN HOTEL LOBBIES Alabama Crop* "I have not taken a trip through the state recently hut I get report* from every section and am glad to he able to say that the crop situation is all that could be desired," said D. M. Dickson, the well-known fertilizer salesman. “Cotton Is in fine condition. The little cool spell did not hurt, and now that we are having hot weather again all the crops v ill grow at. a great clip. All in all. we have had a highly favorable sea son. The old saying that a dry May means a big cotton crop never fails to come true. I would not be surprised to see a record-breaking crop this summer. “Alabama will produce more corn and hay than usual. We had a large corn crop last year, hut as a larger acreage was planted this spring the yield will doubtless make a new high record this year." The South's Development “In the new era of prosperity which many leaders In the business world think is in sight, the south is sure to have a large share," said H. N. Humphrey of Chicago. "During my 20 years’ connection with large mercantile Interests I have not heard so .much of the south as I am hearing at the present time. This section is talked about favorably wherever I go. The natural progress of the south has been wonderful but its development will be at a still taster rate within the next five years." % (irrat tear At Auburn The Alabama Polytechnic institute at Auburn lias issued an illustrated current catalog for the 1913-14 session. It con tains 192 pages and gives full Informa tion concerning the institution. Among the notable improvements lias been the erection of the wireless telegraph sta tion and the. establishment of a course in wireless telegraphy. Here are some in teresting facts culled from the catalog: "The attendance of 820 students Is the high water mark of the institution, in eluding representation from every county in Alabama save two; 16 states of the union, and five foreign countries, includ ing Mexico, Peru, Cuba, China and Guate mala. "The largest county representation^^re W follows: Jefferson 86, Me JJ, .'‘jJontgom ■ry 42, Tallapoosa I** 4J#engo’ 17, Esram ;>ia *'• Mobile 16. r')lhoun 1B> Randolph 16. Walker *•'- .icox 15, Russell 14, Elmore ", ‘ oog^,»|4 Chambers 12, Barbour 12, l^tfnon 12, Marshall 12. Talladega 11, Hale 10, Geneva 9, Choctaw 9, Bullock 9, Bibb 9, Macon 9. "The number of post-graduates Js 19. seniors 122, juniors 128, Sophomores 166, freshmen 114, school of pharmacy 4f>, vet erinary medicine 66. mechanical arts 37, short course students 58. irregular stu dents 76. The senior class is the largest in the history of the institution. "The college of engineering Includes electrical engineering 104, mechanical en gineering 186, civil engineering 43, archi tecture 38. mining engineering 12, survey ing 195. descriptive geometry and mechan ical drawing 487. mechanical arts 333. "The college of agriculture includes an imal industry 320, agriculture 269, horticul ture 120, forestry 47, landscape gardening 26, chemistry 464, entomology 49, botany 197, veterinary medicine 69. pharmacy 68. "Academic departments include English 620, history 394, mathematics 521, mod ern languages 128, physics 464." A Special < orrcMpoiHlent'n Review "One of the most interesting and com- ! prehensive articles on Birmingham which I have read recently is that by Albert Phenls. special correspondent of the Haiti-j more Manufacturers’ Record," said a member of the Chamber of Commerce. Mr. Phenis is a luminous writer, but he does not allow’ his imagination to get the best, of him in presenting facts as they are. He starts his article by saying: “ 'Two influential factors for the utiliza tion at this point of a most extraordinary concentration of natural resources have been the purchase by the United States Steel corporation of the properties and plants of the Tennessee Coal, Iron and Railroad company, and the hydro-electric development activities of the Alabama Power company. In a physical way, the advent of the Steel corporation meant a development such as could only come when a highly specialized, deeply scien tific and abundantly financed organiza tion seriously and wnole-heartedly in terested itself in the district. It is only at this time, nearly seven years after taking hold, that the company has com pleted the expenditure of some $25,000,000 in practically rebuilding and equipping every part of the works—coal mines, ore mines, furnaces, steel mill*, coke plants, water supply, etc.—and establishing ItRelf on a basis to economically and properly utilize the phenomenal conditions here of proximity in ore. coal and limestone ma terials, with well-developed transportation lines for distribution of the manufactured article in every direction.’ "Mr. Phenis mentioned the new wire mill and a number of important indus tries and recalls the late John W. Gates’ prophecy that Birmingham would be the first Inland city in the United States to show 1,000,000 people. The Manufacturers' Record correspondent says: " ‘Refined products of iron and steel, as well as the heavier shapes, must be man ufactured here by companies and Indi viduals not now on the ground, as well as by those who are already here, and many other large and small Industrial plants, manufacturing an almost Infinite variety of articles, must be attracted to the place. .It is no longer regarded as a flight of fancy when Birmingham is re ferred to as the Pittsburgh of the south. A wider understanding of the vast pos sibilities the phenomenal aggregation of resources here affords has led the whole country to anticipate Birmingham’s de velopment on an immense scale.’ " Regarding Sunday Observance "The general assembly of the North ern Presbyterian church In session at Chicago has urged a strict observance of Sunday,’’ said a layman. "The recommendations made by a 'Sabbath observance’ committee was, in fact, a reiteration of the general assembly's strong and emphatic dis approval of all secular uses of the Sab bath day, all games and sport, and all unnecessary traveling and all excur sions.’ Among the clauses in the. re port adopted are these: " ‘That the general assembly reiter ates its emphatic condemnation of the Sunday newspaper and urges the mem jbers of tlie Presbyterian church to re fuse to subscribe for it or read it or | advertise in it. “‘That the faculties of colleges and seminaries, if the way be clear, be re quested to omit recitations Monday mornings so as to leave the Sabbath free from the necessity of students pre paring their lessons on that day. “ ‘That a Sabbath observance com mittee be organized In each synod and presbytery.* “My parents were members of the Presbyterian church and when I was i hoy, Sunday was strictly observed It our home and among Presbyterlatn generally. In my youth I had an Idef that It was sinful to read anything or Sunday but religious literature. I wa; taught that It was wrong to ride on s street car on Sunday. There was n< Sunday morning paper. After 1 wai grown I still kept up my church going habit, but my views about Bundaj changed. The daily paper began t< issue a Sunday as well as a Mondaj morning edition, and 1 felt no sting of conscience In looking over the secu lar press on the lyord’s day. "T have no criticism to make of th< genera] assemhly in its action regard ing Sunday observance. People whc conscientiously bold to the old-tlm< Ideas should be consistent and keep Sunday Just as their forefathers did But I look on the Sunday paper ar a necessity and on the operation ol street ears as a necessity. I believ* In Sunday afternoon concerts, moving picture shows and other forms of hu manizing diversions. The trouble with some good people is that they would If they could, through legislation, re quire the general public to conform tc their notions." The Hiininrss Situation Henry Clews In his Saturday review says. In part: "Tile slock exchange appears to be anxious to assume a more cheerful mood. Perhaps the most direct cause of this change Is the greatly Improved Mexican outlook. President Wilson has, it Is to be hoped, succeeded in avoiding Intervention by the United states: thus saving the country from wholesale loss of life and property. "So far as the railroad situation is concerned, it would Seem us if the worst had been well discounted. The tiatfic losses of last winter are now a matter of history. During the bal ance of the year, transportation Is more likely to Increase than decrease, and a moderate gain in tonnage woqld be in finitely more advantageous to the roads than any gain which they are ttVely to secure through favor*!.)* conceaalona In rates. ... .Villi-4-tu.nparatively few weeks .ne new hanking law will gradually go, Into effect. Its Influence upon the monetary situation will, of course, be beneficial. Inasmuch as It will facili tate credit operations and thus stimu late activity In various directions In trinsic business conditions from the economic standpoint are sound. "The preponderating influences favor a better market. Some disturbing in fluenccs have been thoroughly dis counted. and in many cases there is an amelioration of conditions which justifies more hopeful views regarding the future. Cheap money and good crops are almost irresistible creators of optimism. Their principal offsets are the Mexican troubles and a con rused political outlook. It Is difficult to predict which set of influences will gain control. Should the latter dim inish in intensity, we are sure to wit ness a revival in confidence and with it more activity In business and a better tone in the investment mar kets. The Mexican outlook and the foreign situation. however, require close watching." I.AUDEHDAI.E CROPS From the Florence Times. Lauderdale farmers are just beginning to discover the wonderful capacity of then soil. It has not been long ago when th< man who made a bale of cotton to th« acre was regarded as having accomplishes a wonderful Job. Now a bale to the acr< Is a common thing—one planter havini made 30 bales on 30 acres. The garni can be said of corn. A few years age the idea that we could make 100 busheli of corn on one acre was declared prepos terous. Now several of our farmers hav< shown that more than that much can b< made on an acre. Over 130 bushels hav< been made one one acre. The above, dem. onstrations have opened the eyes of oui people, and the effect has been remark able. Hundreds of farmers are striving for better results, and today over HO boys are manfully struggling for prize! for big crops, which already they hav< shown can be grown. CAPITALISTS AT UNION SPRINGS From the Bullock County Breeze. F. .1. Lisman. a New York financier Mr. Castell of Chicago and Mr. Stachl oi Kentucky, influential capitalists and othei gentlemen, cume In a special car ovJ the Central and then switched onto thi Birmingham and Southeastern track am went over that road op a tour of inspec tlon and were pleased with the outlook They declared that there was more lam In cultivation along one side of this roat than on both sides of the jpond from New York to Chicago. There la every Indies tlon of something brewing on the Blrmlng ham and Southeasern. That road wil soon begin to extend both north anc south. One or \wo right of ways Is nee essary between Eclectrlc and Equality There was a meeting at Equality thli week to consult about the extension. WORK ON NEW RAILROAD From the Baldwin Times. _ W. H. Miller, general manager of th Mobile and Baldwin County Electric rail road, with headquarters at Volanta, Wa here attending court, and he reports tha the first station on the road outside o Falrhope has been completed and a boa has been secured to traneport the freigh and passenger business across the has The boat will run direct from Mobile t Volanta and make no Intermediate stopi The vessel will arrive this week. The roadbed out of Volanta, on th eastern shore, to Pensacola has bee completed except for a distance of aboi 12 miles, Mr. Miller said, and he extpect this to be finished within nine month! The line Is projected to run from Volant north to Bay Mlnette, with a branch crosi ing to Mobile river and running to Moblli CULLMAN’S NEW POSTOFFICE From the Cullman Democrat. Postmaster Griffin threw the doors c the handsome new gocernment bulldln open to the public Thursday night an visitors were shown over the place whll the Fourth Regiment band made the o< caslon Joyful with excellent music. The building cost W0,000, It Is construe: ed of buff brick, Indiana stone and Al« bama marble. City free delivery will he started June GEOROIANA AFTER IV ATEHVVORK From the Butler County News. Another enthusiastic meeting of tt Georglana Commercial association wt held Monday night. The chief topic ui der discussion was a waterworks plant fi Georglana. It was shown that the sa’ Ing In Insurance alone would make tl Investment a profitable one to our li ciUlty. ■v . ... V,,„ I!.,, -Vv | PROGRESSIVE PARTY RETURNS ___ . By Bttitj TllTU I * . . . Wabhjnu'iun, May 24.—(Special.) The progressive party is again in our midst. Back from a long trip through the Jungles of Braall, where he discovered a river, which had care fully refrained from being discovered in order that It might cut a figure in the next political campaign In the United States, the progressive party announces that after a few weeks rest, and abso lute quiet he will have something to say upon the political situation. Outside of mnkftg a speech in Washington, going to Madrid to the wedding of his son, and calling a meeting of hts lieutenants, all within the brief period of 10 days, the colonel is going to lead a perfectly quiet and retiring life until he gets rested up. Of course, he will throw in a few Inter views bawling out the administration, call. Ing upon all men to witness what monu mental liars those European scientists aie who presume to question the discov ery of his river, and carefully explaining the gigantic blunders the democrats and Piesident Wilson are making of things, but he will not become really active until he has fully recovered his old-time health and \igor. We've got to hand it to the colonel. It’s a gieal thing to have been assistant sec retary of the navy, colonel of the Rough Riders. President of the United States, or ganizer of the Ananias club, discoverer Of a river, smasher of the republican party, the whole cheese of a brand new political party and father-in-law of Nick Uong worin, all in a lifetime, and with untoki possibilities for the future. The colonel can boast of a longer list of actual achievements than any other citizen of the republic, and he Is still in the achieving business. With what Is left of the old time republican bosses-that Is, those who still linger round,tjr edges of politics eat ing o'lb’a! his hand, or not eating at all, ‘he colonel bids fair to cop the nomina tion of both the progressives and the re publicans In 19I«, or fix It so that the fellow who gets the republican nomination will have a lemon wished on him. He is the one big cloud on the horizon to the derru i ratio party. Roosevelt Is a great, big man. So far as is known he never originated an idea, uui no mbs quic-K appreciation ot wnat is a good Idea, and when some other fellow originates 4t the colonel promptly grabs it, adopts It, calls It his very own, proves that It is, copyrights It, and gets away with it. He has a faculty of making the staunchest friends and the bitterest ene mies. When his famous case of libel against the editor out west, for charging him with being In th% Huerta class, wus on, there were hundreds of men In Wash ington ready to swear that he never drank a drop; also hundreds that declared most emphatically that he did. He is the absolutely only truthful mat of his personal knowledge. There are ethers whom the colonel believes in, but it tfiey should happen to peeve him as others that he believed in, In the past have done, they instantly become the most abom inuble and debased creatures allowed to roam at large. There Is but one way to win his favor and keep It, and that is to agree entirely with whfct he says all the time, and lelterate dally that he is the greatest President, the greatest scientist, the gxetest exemplar of progress, the greatest eolqief, the greatest disseminator ot truth, justice, freedom and everything that tend j to uplift, financially, commer- j daily, morally and every other way, that a the country has ever known; moreover I will ever know*. So long as you subscribe I to these opinions, and state them fear Wsly upon any and all occasions, you are aces up, with the colonel, and when you fall to subscribe to them or waver In the i slightest degree, you are a fat head. | In the eyes of the colonel, Penrose and ft-ot ate reactionaries, while Flinn and George W. Pm kins are program**; can non and Barnes are pirates, while Pinchot and Murdoch are philanthropists. While ai a matter of fact old man Joe Cannon hi* mure patriotism and more brains thar. all the rest put together, v. r. 1 Lli.r i ulcnel thuwn in f<»r good measure. M.ut f e gf=ts bv with it. He wilt i mtli.ne to g :t by with it. Ills subllMu ogui mu a 1Ci*i:lid ; cc is a dang«v *» 2* limiint, uii.l if he can rull the rank and fi'3 t%* tie republican party into camps he will defy i the leaders, and will grab the nomination, and it will take the hand of providence to keep him from being elected President of the United States for the third time. GREAT TRIALS OF HISTORY .n • TRIAL O F M. ZOLA WHAT a monstrous injustice was the trial of M. Zola, the emi nent French writer, who was arrested charged with libeling the French army. The charge against him was preferred by the same set of Frenchmen who had consigned the In nocent Alfred Dreyfus to a sentence worse than death. M. Delegorgue was the president of the court of assises of the Seine, who tried Zola. The hearing consumed 15 days in February. 1 899. Hundreds of spec tators were present duilng its continu ation, and on the most part their con duct waa most outrageous, and the anti-Dreyfus demonstrations were en couraged rather than otherwise by those in charge of the trial. This rabble was allowed to accentuate the pro ceedings by clamor of assent or dis sent as the evidence suited or dis pleased them. Zola, early in January of 1899, pub lished in a dally paper In Paris called "L'Aurore," a letter addressed to Presi dent Faure. in which he charged, in no uncertain or mealy terms, an ac cusation against military tribunals which, within the few^ preceding months had acquitted an alleged traitor and which, in 1894, had condemned another army officer—Dreyfus—to banishment for life in a penal settlement after his conviction upon the charge of reveal ing army secrets to a foreign govern ment. It was just after the acquital of Esterhazy for his part In the Dreyfus degradation and as the author of the Bordereau, that Zola wrote the letter to the President of France, accusing both councils of war of having know ingly screened the real culprit in pun ishing Dreyfus and acquitting Ester hazy. The letter consumed several columns of the “L'Aurore." Thereupon the mln . lster of war, .under article 30 and 31 i of the correctional prees law of July 39, 1881, which punishes defamation, preferred charges against Zola, which charges Ignored all the other libelous criticisms in the letter of what Zola called "the Infamies of the Dreyfus trial mainly behind closed doors and with secret testimony," and confined the prosecution to the charge that the council of war which acquitted Eeter hazy. acted not on evidence but on gov ernment ordere to acquit lest convic tion should free Dreyfus and convict i the prior council of error. Nearly all the Paris papers declared that the honor of the French army had been assailed by Zola and so inflated a patriotic cry against him. The com TOMORROW—TRIAL OF t APPL1B8 TO HlTUltTA f From the Kansas City Star, t Huerta, in parleying for a return SB' 1 lute of "gun for gun," and trying to gsi ' something extra in hie order, remindi William Allen White or the story of th< gay drummer who, when the hatchet » faced dining-room girl sSiied up to hln 11 with "beef - steak - pork - chops-cornbc*f * hash - broiled - ham-baeon-and-eggs," re { plied, twirling his mustache and looklnl i up Into her milk-blue eyes: . "Sadie, will you kindly tell the cook ti i. take two nice, fresh eggs—real nice, fresl eggs, Sadie, and pour some boiling wate in a hot crock—heat the crock before hand, Sadie—and then arop those twi f nice, fresh eggs In the boiling water li 3 the hot crock and wrap up the crock ill < 1 clean, whit# towel, Sadie, and let 1 e stand eight minutes; I know you'll di - that, Sadie, for your old friend—eh Sadie?" . Again he looked up with the eyes o - a dying calf into the orb* of skimra# milk-blue and heard this reply: "Tu’l - git reglar egge." Huerta'll “«lt regl* R 68«'" ' , _ PROLONGING I,1P* 6 From the New York World. Health Commissioner Qoldwater has r scheme afoot for adding 15.000,000 year - to the lives of people living In New Yorl e The scheme involves the medical ex*nr i- inatlon of every man, woman and chll la UM five burroughs at least once V ■ plaint against the prisoner was sub mitted by General Billot, minister of j war, and after It was read by the coun- j ty clerk, the attorney general, M. Van I Casoel, opened for the prosecution. Aft- I er he concluded with a speech consum- j ing half an hour, M. La hot, the advocate j of Zola, opened his defence In a spech I that occupied more than three hours. It I is said to have been most eloquently I delivered. I The trial, as it advanced, disclosed I great personal feeling between the I counsel and strong unconcealed judicial I bias against Zola. On the second day I of the trial Zola asked permission to \ be heard, which was granted. Of course j he admitted writing the letter, but de tended his doing so in a brilliant speech, i Among the other witnesses called were Paty du Clam, who declined to answer questions on the ground of military privileges, and Colonel Picquart, whose testimony bore greatly in Zola’s favor. Then the counsel on both sides began 1 summing up. Labori's oration occupied I two days, and during its presentation so r boisterous became the spectators in the [ court room at times that he stopped j upon one occasion and said: “Alas, j Monsieur le Judge, 1 am obliged to be [ my own policeman." Labor! made a sublime panegyric of I his client as author, patriot and friend 1 of all victims of Injustice. The sessions I were finally ended and the jury retired j for deliberation. After 35 minutes it re- S turned with a verdict of guilty. Then | the air was filled with cries of “Long | live the army! Long live France! Down with insulters; Death to Zola!" Amid all the confusion Zola cried: “These people are cannibals.’’ The court then adjourned to de termine upon the sentence. They re turned a few minutes later and con demned the prisoner to the maximum penalty of one year's Imprisonment and a line of 3000 francs. A few da^s after adjournment the accused appealed from the verdict of j the lower court and the appeal being • heard by the court of cassation on March 31, the finding of the jury wa* 1 sustained, but it applied to Zola what was called the Berenger law', remitting sentence Imposed upon first offenders i j and consequently the sentence was set j aside. A second trial was held on the fol lowing July 18, but without awaiting the result Zola, by the advice of his | counsel and friends, and for reasons of j legal strategy, abruptly left France and J took refuge In England and did not re- j turn to France until the Dreyfus trial was reversed. ANDREW JACKSON year, but he believes that the huge task would Infinitely more than pay fori Itself, because his estimate of 15,000,000 added years as a result Is a minimum.! Five years, he believes. Is more likely t^ be ths new lease enjoyed on an average | by each Individual. The commissioner’e project Is, In re ality, but a city wide application of the “life extension" methods pursued by many large corporations for the detection and prevention of disease among their employes. He has already put It Into practice among tbs 3,000 employes of his , own department, and he will shortly ; seek the approval or the board of es . tlmate and ApP®*ntmelU for the exam ination In *he same way of the em ( ployes of every city department. THE THROSTLE t By Alfred Tennyson. ( "Summer Is coming, summer Is coming, I know it, I know It, I know It. ’ Light again, leaf again, life again, love again,” f Yes, my wild little poet. I I Sing the new year In under the blue. Last year you sang It as gladly. "New, new, new, new!’’ le It then so new That you should carol eo madly? "Love again, song again, nest again." Never a prophet eo craxy! And hardly a daisy as yet, little friend, 1 See, there le hardly a daisy. i “Here again,»here, here, here, happ> year!” O warble, unbidden, unbidden! 4 Bummer Is coming, la coming, my dear, s Aad all the winner* are hidden. '■ .-j.:-'