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NORTHERN THEATRE OF WAR IS cm Hungarian Ambassador of War Issues Statement on Situation—Received by Wireless Manchester. Mass.. September 24.—Dr. Constantin Theodor l)umba, Austro-IIun irarian ambassador to the United States, tonight announced he had received a wireless by way of Sayviile, as follows: "There have been no tights in the north ern war theatre during the last t^w days except some unimportant cannonades. De spite unfavorable weather our troops a re in excellent condition. "In the Balkan war theatre an Import ant Servian position west of Krupaiy (Kroupani) wap taken after several days of hard 11Ailing. The resistance of the Servians there is broken and Servtan guns captur*#. "The French fleet has once more bom barded the fortifications at the entrance <■£ Bocche T-ilattaro (Bocche Di Cattaro) without any success. Two lighthouses on n small island were destroyed; then tlA s luadron left the Adriatic again. "COUNT BERUHTOLIV’ Ambassador Duniba added the following comment: ."It results from the above oommuni that all reports sent out from St. Petersburg. Rome and London about the desperate position of rutting off of Gen eral Dankl's army near Prozemyol are pure fiction, meant to Impress public opin ion In neutral countries. The same ap plies to the Servian lies about successes in. Servia and Bosnia." Sir John French’s Report (Continued from 1'ncre One) Jittvo been drenched to the skin for seme days, and their trenches have been deep in mud and water, and in ►pite of the incessant night alarms and the utmost continuous bombardment to which they have been subjected they have on every occasion been ready for the enemy's infantry and have beaten them back with great loss. Indeed, the Fight of the troops coming up has been a positive relief after long, trying hours of inaction under shell fire. Heat Dow n Resistance "The object of the great proportion of artillery the German! employ is to beat down the resistance of their *nemy by concentrated and prolonged fir?, to shatter their nerve with high explosives before the infantry attack is launched. They seem toyhave relied on doing this with us. but they have not. done so, though-it has taken them sev eral costly experiments to discover this fact. "From statements of prisoners it ap pears that they have been greatly dis appointed by the moral effect produced by their heavy guns. The German artil lery fire is excellent, but tha British soldier is difficult to depress, Wen by immense shells filled with a high ex plosive, which detonate with terrific violence and leave craters large enough to act as graves for horses. "The German howitzers are from eight to nine inches in calibre and throw up immense clouds of greasy smoke. On account of this they are <H. ft bed ‘coal boxes,' 'black marias,' or ‘Jack Johnsons’ by the soldiers. "Men Who take things in this spirit gtV. it seems, likely to throw out the calculations based on the loss of mor tile so earefulv framed by the German m51Uar> philosophers. "A considerable amount of informa tion has been gleaned from the pris ons rs. It has been gathered that our bombardment on the 15th produced a 1 gv« at Impression. The opinion Is also reported that our Infantry makes such good use of the ground that the Ger man companies are declmateij by our rifle fire before the British soldier can be seen. Extraordinary Mixture "From an official diary captured by the first army corps It appears that one German corps contains an extra ordinary mixture of units. If the com position of the corps is similar it may be resumed that the present efficiency of the enemy’s forces is in no way com parable with what it was when the war com me need. "The losses in officers are noted as having been especially severe. A bri gade is stated to be commanded by a major; some companies of foot guards by cue year volunteers, while after the battle of Montmirail one regiment lost t6 out of 60 officers. "The prisoners recently captured ap preciate the fact that the march on Baris has failed and that thejr forces are rttreating, but state that the ob ject of this movement is explained by the officers as being to withdraw into closer iou< h with supports which have stayed too far in the rear. "The officers also are endeavoring to encourage the troops by telling them they will be at hom^ by Christ inas. A large number of the men be lieve before then. "According to their officers the Eng lish striking forces are exhausted anti the English people really never wanted war. "From another source: ‘The English are brave and fight to the last man. Ore df our companies has lost 130 men < cut of 230.’ Letter Printed "The accompanying letter, which re fers Jtc the fighting on the Alsne, has .been printed and circulated to the . tt oopr: “ "Letter found on German officer of seventh reserve corps, I'erny, south of Laone, September 17, 1914. •"My Dear Parents.—Our corps bas the task of holding the heights south of Cern'y in all circumstances till the fcwirt^nth corps on our left flank can grip the enemy’s flank. On our right are other corps. We are fighting with the English guards, highlanders and stout-ves. The losses on both Hides have lieen enormous. For the most part this Is due to the too brilliant French ar tillery. ‘‘•The English ate marvelously trnlned In making use of ground, one never sees them and one Is constantly under fire. The French airmen perform • f.nderfu] feats. We pannot get rid of them. As soon as an airman has flown over US. 10 minutes later we get tlielr snrut*el fire In our position. We have little artillery In our corps; without It we cannot get forward. '•'•Three days ago our division took ’ possession of these heights and dug ( Itsvlf In. Two days ago. early In the morning, we were attacked by Im mensely superior English forces—one brigade and two battalions—and were turned out of our positions. The fel lows took five guns from us. It was a 4i 'nendous hand-to-hand fight.__ W-lth the help~''of reinforcement!! and the artillery we drove the fellows , out of the position ugain. Our machine guns dhl excellent work: the English fell in heaps. . . ‘“During the first two days of the 1 . bottle I had only one piece of hread k and no water. I spent the night In the | rain without my great coat. War Is I terrible We are. all hoping a decisive •J" ha ftp will end the struggle. If we heal tin English, the French resistance soon will be broken. Russia will be quick ly lie' ti with: of this there Is no doubt. “ 'W. have received splendid help froni the Austrian heavy artillery at Mimbfuge. They bombarded Fort Cer romuln* 111 such a way that there was not m meters of parapet which did not rhotv enormous craters made by t.- , '■ i STATEMENT OF DIPLOMATS DISPLEASING TO PRESIDENT Washington, September 24.—President Wilson today manifested to callers his displeasure over recent utterances of some of the diplomats acredited to the t-ntted States from belligerent govern ments. He mentioned no names and told newspaper men he would make no com ment, preferring that the discussion be conducted through the regular channels of the state department. Three published interviews in particular have given the American government of fense, one by the Turkish ambassador, A. Rustem Key; another by Sir Lionel Carden, British minister to Mexico, and a third attributed to Baron Von Schoen, formerly secretary of the German em bassy at Tokio, but formally repudiated by him. ^ hether other interviews had been taken up officially has not been divulged. Hie Turkish ambassador, given an op portunity to withdraw his remarks, in formed the President he did not care to change his views and would leave the ****•••*••••••••_ I'nited States soon on leave of absence. His interview-compared lynching* in the I'nited States and water cures" in the Philippines to acts the Turkish people had committed in rigorous uprisings. An explanation of the remarks of Sir Lionel Carden, who criticized President Wilson's Mexican policy, is expected' to be forwarded by the British foreign of fice. Baron Von Schoen called on Acting Sec retary Lansing of the state department and personally repudiated an interview in which he was represented as saying that war between the United States and Japan was inevitable. The German secre tary s explanation was accepted by Mr. Lansing, who said afterward that Baron Von Schoen mentioned it voluntarily while discussing other matters. The deduction official Washington lias drawn from these occurrences is that Pres ident Wilson looks witfremphatic disfavor on the circulation of propaganda by the diplomatic representatives of any of the belligerents or governments if that pro paganda is calculated to play on the patriotism or feelings of the American people in a way that might involve the neutrality of the United States. the shells. The armored turrets were found upside down.' Items of News “Among the items <«f news are the following: Recently a pilot and observer of Hie royal flying corps were forced by in accident to descend in the enemy’s lines. They escaped into thick under growth. The enemy seized and smashed ihe machine but did not search for our "iien with much zeal. The men hid till lark and then found their way to the Yisne, across which they swam, reach ing camp is safety. “Numerous floating bridges have seen thrown ucross the Alsne and some permanent bridges had been repaired jnder fire. On the 20th Lieutenant main* deleted) pf the Third signal ’orps, royal engineers, was drowned A'hile attempting to swim across the river with a cable. “Espionage is still carried on by 'he enemy to a considerable extent. Recently the suspicions of French roups were aroused when they came; icross a farm from W’hich the horses lad t een removed. They discovered a! telephone connected by an under- j ground cable with the German lines. 1 md the owner of the farm paid the penalty in the usual way in war for tiis trickery. “Alter some cases of village fighting earlier in the war some of our officers reported that the Germans had at tempted to approach to close quarters "y forcing prisoners to march In front of them. The Germans recently have repeated the same trick on a larger scale against the French, as is ihown l>y the copy of an order given below. It is therein referred to as a ruse, but if that term can be accepted it is a^dis lineily illegal ruse. Prisoners in Front “‘During a recent night attack' (the order reads), ‘the Germans drove a column of French prisoners In front of them. This action is to be brought to the notice of all our troops (1) in order to put them on their guard against such a dastardly ruse; (2) in order that every soldier may know how the Germans treat their prisoners. Our troops must not forget that if they allow themselves to he taken prison ers, the Germans will not fail to ex pose them to French bullets.’ “Further evidence has been collected of the misuse of the white flag and other signs of surrender. During recent fighting some German ambulance wagons advanced to collect w’ounded. An order to cease fire was given to our guns. German battery commanders took advantage of the lull to climb up their observation ladders to locate our guns, which soon afterw’ard came under a far more accurate fire than any to which they had been subjected up to that time. “A British officer, captured by the Germans who later escaped, reports that while a prisoner he saw men who had been fighting subsequently put on Red Cross brassards. “That irregular use of the protec tion afforded by the Geneva conven tion is not uncommon is confirmed by the fact that on one occasion men in the uniform of combatant units have been captured wearing a Red Cross brassard. The excuse given has been that they had been detailed after the fight to look after the wounded. A cav alry officer report* that the driver of a German motor car with a machine gun mounted on it w’ore n Red Cross. “Full details of the actual damage done to the cathedral at Rheims doubt less will have been cabled home, so that, no description of it is necessary. The Germans bombarded the cathedral twice with their heavy artillery. One reason it caught fire so quickly was that on one side of it was some scaf folding erected for restoration work. Straw also had been laid on the floor for the, German wounded. Tt is to the credit of the French that virtually all the German wounded were extricated from the burning building. There was no justification on military grounds for this act of vandalism, which seems to have been caused by exasperation born of failure—a sign of impotence rather than of strength. Tt is note worthy that a well known hotel not far from the cathedral, which was kept by a German, was not touched.” Huddleston Speaks Sunday George Huddleston, who will be the next congressman from the Ninth district, will speak at the regular weekly meeting of the Young Men’s Christian association on Sunday‘afternoon at 3 o’clock. Mr. Hud dleston’s topic will be “World Brother hood.M Deaths and Funerals _________ • Henry P. Darnell Henry P. Darnell, aged 52 years, father of Sydney H. Darnell, head of the local detective department, died yesterday morning following a lingering Illness at the Darnell family residence, 2620 Ave nue G. Mr. Darnell was a Kentuckian and had been a resident of Birmingham for several years. He Is survived by his son and one daughter, Mrs. Rqse Durbin of Vernon, O. Funeral services over the remains will be conducted from the residence this afternoon at ^ o’clock. Interment will follow’ in Elmwood cemetery. The pall bearers will be: J. T. Moser, J. E* Foley, Enoch Warren, James Daly and Walter Garner, all members of the detective de pf> rtment. Throughout yesterday many police of ilcers and detectives called at the Dar nell residence to pay their respects to the members of the Darnell family. Mrs. Sarah E. Crenshaw Mrs. Sarah E. Crenshaw', aged 73 years, died suddenly late yesterday afternoon at her late residence, G318 Second avenue, north, Woodlawn. Funeral arrangements will be announced later. Clarence S 4rley Guin, September 24.— {JBclal.)—Clarence Shirey, assistant casht ||of the Marion County Banking compa Jl at this place, died yesterday afternooi jt the residence of his grandparents, y Airid Mrs. Jomi W. Hughes. • » | The deceased was 22 ;an*s °f age. He was buried in the city c jaetery here this afternoon, the funeral s rices being con ducted by the Rev. H. L. Aldridge, pas tor of the Methodist church, assisted by the Rev. W^A. Darden, pastor of the Baptist church. JOHNS Undertaking Co. Phon# 1002. * . . % ' -V, AMUSEMENTS “Hanky Panky” Burlesque in its best form was seen last night at the Jefferson theatre in the en tertaining musical show, "Hanky Panky,” which highly delighted the audience. A jumble of jollification, catchy music and graceful dancing, with plenty of oppor tunity for comedy work, the audience was kept in a state of merriment from the rise of the curtain to the finish. The stunning chorus and appropriate stage settings gave additional pleasure to the show. While the fun last night was fast and furious, at times, there was not an objectionable line or an undesirable fea ture. The costumes were in keeping with high class musical comedies and were new and pretty. The teamwork of A1 and Fannie Sted man, in the second act, was easily the feature of the show, the other honors be ing divided between Lester Bernard and Davy Joines, Dutch comedians, and Ralph Edwards, in a Hebrew character. Carlo Paula and Blanche Young and Virginia Evans and Louis Archer presented the serpentine tango and other dance num bers with much grace and skill. The singing numbers were only fair so far as the principals were concerned, but they made up for the deficiency in their comedy lines and dancing. The opening scene represents Walling ford’s villa on the Thames In England. The trio of comedians undertake to sell him an Egyptian mummy. The mummy comes to life and causes much confusion. Wallingford returns to Chicago, the sec ond act showing the campus of the uni versity. The most striking and pretty ensembles of the chorus are shown in this .act, that of the college girls being most effective. On the whole the show vas very good and afforded much gen uine amusement. C. H. M. “Oh! Oh! Delphine” IClaw & Erlanger will present for the first time in this city their big musical comedy success in three acts, “Oh, Oh, Delphine,” the book and lyrics of which are by C. M. 8. McLellan, the music by Ivan Caryll and the source of the story taken from the French of “Villa Prim rose.” Matinee and night performances of “Oh, Oh, Delphine,” will be given at the Jefferson theatre on September 30, the seat sale for the same to begin Mon day morning. At the Lyric No better vaudeville has ever been of fered In Birmingham than the bill at | the Lyric this week. Such Is the unani mous opinion of everybody that has seen the bill at any time during the week. Each of the seven acts Is good and sev eral of them are stars. The Saturday mat inee promises to be a record breaker. At the Bijou “The*Oay Morning Glories” continue to please the crowds that are attending the Jiijou this week. The chorus is clever and well drilled; the costumes are pretty and the comedy Is enjoyable. The public seems to like the show from every stand point. and this liking is evidenced by the applause at eacri performance. EXPOSITION WILL * NOT BE POSTPONED Washington, September 2f.—Secretary Bryan today announced formally that the Panama-Pacific exposition at San Fran cisco would not be postponed because of the European war. No foreign nation, he said, had given notice of its intention to withdraw from participation because of the conflict. Mr. Bryan’s statement said in part: “The Panama- Pacific International ex position will open February 20, 1915, ac cording to the original plan. The gov ernment hus received official notice from 87 foreign governments of their intentions to participate. No foreign nation has given notice of its intention to dithdraw on account of the war.” PASTOR RUSSELL SPEAKS AT ORPHEUM — Pastor Russell of the Brooklyn Taber-! nacle last night lectured to an apprecla- j tive audience at the Orpheum theatre on ' “The Nation’s Distress Before Armaged don.” Pastor Russell dealt with the causes of the present European war and conditions before the conflict %was pre-1 cipitated. Pastor Russell has many followers in the Birmingham district and those who heard him last night gave him close at tention and enthusiastic applause. Pastor Russell is on a speaking tour of the south. J BARON^ EISENBACH KILLED. BY JAP Peking, September 25.—(1:10 p. in.)—A let ter from a German In Tslngtau says that Baron Von Eisenbach, former second sec retary of the German legation at Peking, was killed by a Japanese patrol dressed in Chinese clothes. A dispatch from Peking, sent September 19,‘Said Baron Von Eisenbach had been killed before Tslngtau September 16 in a skirmish. PERSONAL Mr*. J. L. Satterwhlte of Atlanta Is visiting her brother. Capt. Robert H. Ilawklna of the police department at 2530 Avenue G. Reaches Port Safely Yonkers, X. Y , September 24.—A letter received here today from Albert Van Houten recently appointed American vice consul at Kehl. Baden, German, said he had reached his post safely alter be ing arrested three times by German au thorities on suspicion thaj he was a Brit ish spy. I -------- Marcaroni Ordered Naples, September 24.—(9:35 p. m.)—Five hundred thousand cases of macaroni or deietl before the winter are ready for exportation t<* the United States, but be f. inning October 1, permission will be given to export only the samaiquantity ., - - - - Y OLD DIAZ FACTION IS ALLIED WITH VILLA in New revolt, say CARRANZA LEADERS (Continued from I’age (In-dt take the offensive for the present, and many officials believed the efforts of Gn. Pablo Gonzales to act as peacemaker might not be fruitless. Gonzales was the principal factor In drawing Carranza and Villa together after their first break, which was adjusted by the agreement of Torreon. Rafael Zubaran, head of the local con stitutionalist agency, tonight Issued the following statement: "I am hopeful that the present con flict between the first chief, Venustiano .Carranza, and General Villa, will be peacefully and sufficiently composed, for the reason that there is no real cause for Its existence. I trust that when General Villa reconsiders his rash action he will disavow it for the ganuine welfare of his country ind in furtherance of Its com plete pacification. "It Is apparent from the text of the following telegrams exchanged between Carranza and Villa that the latter had no real grounds for his position and that a peaceful arrangement between them will be found: “ ‘Mexico City. September 22. 1914. " ‘Rafael Zubaran, Washington, D. C. “ ‘I transmit you herewith Information obtained by me In a telegraphic confer ence with El Paso: When Obregon arrived In Chihuahua, Villa was angry because Hill's troops had not left Sonora, and he asked Obregon to Issue orders for the immediate withdrawal of these troops. Obregon replied that he would not do this unless Villa ordered Maytorena's troops be placed under the command of General Cabral This Villa refused to do. Villa Infuriated " ‘When Obregon remained firm In his stand Villa became Infuriate# and ordered a guard to take Obregon out and shoot him. Obregon fearlessly told Villa that If it were necessary for him to give up his life to obtain the pacification of his country he would gladly do so. Obre gon's secretary cried out to Villa: ‘‘How can you shoot a disarmed guest?" Raoul Madero added his entreaties and the ex ecution did not take place. “ ‘Obregon is to be kept in Chihuahua until Hill leaves Sonora with hlB troops. If Hill checks Maytorena, Obregon will be shot. Julio Madero carries the order for withdrawal of Hill’s forces. Com pliance with it is the only way that the life of Obregon can be saved. “ ‘V. CARRANZA.' "Following the receipt of this Intelli gence. Carranza ordered the closing of the railroads north of Aguas Calientes. When Villa was informed of this move he sent the following telegram to Car ranza: " 'Chihuahua, September 22, 1914. " T have just been Informed that fol lowing an order from headquarters tha railroad traffic north of Aguas Calientes lias been discontinued. This order is an act which shows hostility towards the division of the north; it is absolutely un justifiable, and one for which I can find no reason. I am requesting you to give me an immediate explanation of the-mat ter so I may know how to act. The states and cities through which the railroad passes will Buffer considerable damage by this order. It Is necessary to remedy this condition as soon as possible. I am awaiting your Immediate reply. " 'FRANCISCO VILLA.' Carranza’s Reply "To this communication Carranza re plied as follows; “ 'Mexico City, September 22, 1914. " 'Before answering your message which I have just received, I desire an explan ation of your conduct towards General Oregon in Chihuahua. " V. CARRANZA.' "Villa sent the following telegram to the request: “ ‘Chihuahua, September 22, 1914. " ‘In answer to your message I hereby Inform you that General Obregon and other generals of this division left last night for the capital with the purpose of taking up important matters in con nection with the general situation of the republic. Rut in view of the course you have taken, which shows an avowed de sire to place obstacles in the way of reaching a satisfactory arrangement of all difficulties, and to hinder the attain ment of the peace we all so much desire, I have given orders for them to discon tinue their trip and to halt at Torreon. " ‘Consequently I Inform you that this division will not take part In the conven tion which you have called and I also inform you that the division of the north no longer recognizes you as the first chief of the republic. You are at liberty to pursue any course that mav please. ' 'FRANCISCO VILLA.' " Mobilizing Troops Douglas, Arlz.. September 24.—Rep* resentatives of General Carranza hero today reported that General Iturbide was mobilizing at San Bias, Sinaloa, from 4000 to 8000 men to maroh against Governor Maytornea of Sonora. Advices received in Agua Prlett stated that Rosario Garcia, a bandit, bad captured the town of Sahuaripa. 150 miles south, in the name of Villa. Garcia first supported Diaz, the* switched to other allegiances during the progress of various revolts in Mex ico and his exploit at, Sahuaripa la deemed nothing more than a bandit raid. Carranza adherents expressed satis faction on learning that the Villa army of 5000 men under General Angeles had been halted on Its march to Sonora. General Hill, commanding the Car mnzn forces against which Maytorena was moving today, Is being rapidly xvoaki nod by desertions. It was report ed today, numbers of his men having come to the border. Hill himself Is at Cananea. while the main body of his troops Is at Santa Barbara, 15 milts east of Nogales. Communications dut Vera Cruz, September 24.—(6:30 p. m.) All the telegraph and telephone wires and the one railroad line linking the capital and Vera Cruz were cut today. Rrlgadler General Funston, In com mand of the T'nited States forces here, and W. W. Canada, the American con sul, have heen unable to ascertain the reason for the severing of communica tion or what Is transpiring In Mexico City. A force of men under Hlgenio Aguilar, a former federal general, began tearing out the railroad north of Esperanza, about 100 miles west of Vera Cruz, today, and at the same time cut the land wires. The first Intimation that these things were being done came from the railroad agent at Esperanza, who sent a message to Orizaba, to the south, saying "people are burning the bridges and tearing out the rails."A few minutes later communica tion ceased The agent at the station to the cast of Esperanza said It was un derstood there that the work of destruc tion was being done by Aguilar's men. Track Torn Up A train which left the capital early to day was on this side of the tom-up track and Is expected to arrive here to night. The train that left here for the capital Is returning from Orizaba. On account of the situation Consul Can ada has recommended to the state de partment the advisability of retaining American troops in Vera Cruz until con ditions are more normal. Seven American transports are loading army supplies In anticipation of the evacuation. It is stated that one of General Villa's agents In Vera Cruz recently canvassed the fugitives here and' promised some of them that If they Joined Villa their old ranks would be recognized. It is said that Tllgenlo Aguilar hus about 6C00 men in Ills force, the greater part of them old aVmy men whose qfflcers have held them together. Associated with Aguilar are Generals Benjamin Argumedo ami Andrew Aimazan. I* 1% reported here that General Villa recently attempted to "buy ammunition In the I'nlted States but failed to contract fur more than 2,000,000 rounds. '__^• ■; Fort Where Russians Landed on Way to France I (v ^ ■ :y. : “ ' i I "* VIEW OF MULL .ENGLAND. --? Hull, England, is a busy port these days, where thousands upon thousands of Russian soldiers are lauding on their way to' join the allies' array in France. The troops are coming all the way from Archangel, on the Arctic coast of Russia. This extraordinary military move was undoubtedly conceived by I.ord Kitchener, who, with the unlim ted facilltlestof the British transport service, rendered possible the landing of the much needed reinforcements The -iP front Archangel to Hull takes about five days Marconi Asks Injunction Against Possible Closure (Continued from Page One) the case at as early a day as your coun sel may desire." To Close Station Washington. September 24.—Orders for the closing of the Marconi wireless sta tion at Siasconsett, Mass., at noon tomor row will be carried out regardless of the company’s appeal to the courts, ac cording to navy department officials. Sec retary Daniels was out of the city when word reached Washington that President Griggs of the Marconi company had tele graphed notice of an application to a federal court for an injunction to restrain the department from censoring or clos ing the station. It was said at the de partment, however, that Mr. Griggs’ ac tion would not change the attitude of the navy In any way. If necessary, it Is said, a file of ma rines may be sent to carry out the clos ing order, but officials do not expect re sistance. Fishing Schooner Driven Ashore Cerrabelle, Fla., September 24.—The fishing schooner Priscilla, bound from the fiBhing banks for Pensacola, her home port, was driven ashore near here today during a severe storm in the gulf. She'Will be a total loss. The crew was rescued and brought to Carrabelle. Ashland Holds Election Ashland, September 24.—(Special.)—Ash land held an election Monday for the elec tion of mayor and councllmen and the following officers were elected: H. D. Adair, mayor; councilmen, R. C. Hooten. C. C. Harris, J. R. Hamlin, J. W. Devie and J. A. Beck. Binoculars Reveal Pirates From the Philadelphia North American. When John Ran. steward of th * scho-.ner Eagle Wing, at anchor in the Delaware river, off Coopers Point, stood on the wharf and swept the river with his i binoculars t< pick out his vessel he dis covered river pirates at work stripping her. H1 appealed to the police tug and ’hat craft hurried to the side of the schooner. Hal- a dozen rpen who were in a launch alongside the Eagle Wing fled, but Henry Sels who was aboard the vessel, was ar rested and locekd up. Sels is charged with disposing of the schooner's property to the pirates. T^e declared himself to be one of the crew, and contended that the goods were his own. The steward, however, told the po lice he had never seen the man before and insisted upon his arrest. — Traveler’s From the Philadelphia Telegraph. Here is a story that was told at a recent dinner by Dr. Allerton S. Cushman, direc tor of the Institute of Industrial Re search, Washington, when reference was made to sarcastic Jolts: Some time ago an esteemed citizen wert to the package room of a big rhflroad for a suit case he had checked a few nours before, and, being in something of a hurry, he tried to beam upon the grip I juggler that he stacked up against. "I,ook here, old pal." he earnestly en treated, “my train leaves in just three minutes. Can't you gef that suit case of mine?" “Yo uare not the only man on earth.,’ was the grouchy rejoinder of the trrip juggler. "You will get your suit case when your turn comes." Whereat the traveler subsided. Ho saw what be had collided with and prepared to pay the penalty of his rashness Oru? long, exasperating minute the grip jug gler loafed! Then another! Finally the suit ease was produced. “Thank you!" freezingly refnarked the traveler as he faded away. "If you over lose your job here come to me. 1 ieed a man to chase snails." Watch Sets Speed of Men From the New York Tribune. • New York.—One of the most interest ing exhibits at the jewelers' exhibition I which has been in progress at Agricul ■ — ■— . —~ tural hall was a novel watch for the Use of officers having charge of troops on the march, an invention of an Aus trian officer. On the face is a little arm (Illuminated by radium for night use), which can be made to swing so many times each min ute. Thufj an officer wishing to bring his men to a certain place at a certain time, decides that they must march 120 paces a minute. He then sets the arm to swing 120 times a minutes, sets the pace to keep time with the beat, and so regulates tho { speed of the march. \ In Better Condition From the Philadelphia Telegraph. One afternoon a stranger happened in a cdfintry town i nd while attend ing to some business in the corner grocery an old man rambled in. The stranger became interested and asked him his age. “I am just 100 years old,” answered the old man sitting on a packing box. “Is that so?” jokingly responded the stranger. “Well. I'll bet you don't live to see another hundred.” “T don’t know about tliat,” was the smiling rejoinedr of the aged native. “I am a whole lot stronger now than I was when T started on my first huuA died.” Thunder of Wedding Bells From the London Chronicle. The case heard at the Leeds Assizes exemplifies once more the frequent con junction of fire raising with jumping fur niture and crockery in those “ghost” vis itations which are traceable to hysterical women. Andrew Lang noted Instances in England, Scotland, Russia, France, Ger many, Iceland. New England, China and Peru. A striking one was “the Great Am herst Mystery,” which agitated Nova Sco tiq in 1879. 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